Who on ILX is in your league?

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You knew it was cumming.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-three years ago)

No I didn't! Ew, I'm wearing sandals!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

And so this thread ends before it even had a chance to live.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I am _so_ in my league.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

None of you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not in my own league

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

ditto Ally's response.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i am an extraordinary gentleman

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Just a fool to believe I am anything I need.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone with no one else in their league is evidently playing with themselves.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in a league of my own.

No, I guess Nick is in my league. I mean, I guess.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

x-post!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Nordicskillz. I guess this is a good place to confess it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I haven't turned anyone down, if that's what you mean.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

andrew thames

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Dulwich Hamlet

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

All of you! BRING IT ON!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

To play devil's advocate:
Well if "leagues" are a matter of other people's opinions, as has been said on other threads, perhaps we should be asking other people to tell *us* whose league we are in.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even know what you look like.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

N. is so not in my league.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, so you keep saying.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

My sister, OTOH, is exactly your type.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

N is not pacey or dawson tho'

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be that gay cute one?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, that works.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

yes he is a "one".

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan, our minds our like this. *insert crossing fingers here*

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

can we do some kind of leap of faith on live tv

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I'm in, will it make a lot of money?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

so wa sup with mark s and brittney just wnated to say hi and say that i gope i can babysit brittney soon cuz i love spending time with her she is so cool and funny she loves to laugh the 1st time that i babysat her we were out side playing babmonton and all she did was laugh and sometimes when she laughed all i did was hit the birdie. the next time i babysit her i am going to get her to show me her dance cha cha it was so cute and it was really good she is good at all kinds of stuff iam glad that you di not already ahve a babysitter cuz then i would not know brittney and i really like spending time with her oh ya william says hi he doe not have an e-mail address so he told me to say hi.right now i am writng ot you form the library cuz william is in art camp and i told him that i was going to write to you so he wanted me to say hi to you for him i would take him doewn with me the next time i babysit brittney but

― doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, hilarious Doomie. Absolutely very funny indeed. Now stop.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Duane" "Zarakov"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm probably B League, like the Elongated Man (but sadly, not, uh, like the Elongated Man in other aspect).

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah i reckon i could probably ride roughshod all over calums arse. but as for ilx women, forget it, they don't like me.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

phil oakey

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i think felicity made this joke on the other thread but anyways:

Aaron W
Leee
bnw
J@mes Bl0unt
lawrence kansas
Mr. Diamond
D@vid R@p0s@
mark p
thehoaryhosts (?)
kris branch rickey
K3rry K3@n3
yanc3y
"mean" jack cole
hstencil
felicityredwell
maura

are all in my league

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, I am very much in gygax!'s league.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

you forgot ian of the lurkers.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Many turgid corpses are in my league.

/ILB in-joke.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

yes i did, my apologies ian! you are so in my league!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

(also Leee in second is just an aberration. Pedro and I will set the order right again tonight.)

Ian is actually better looking then all of us. He is like an actor and shit.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

and f. how's the weather down there oh wait gimme a couple weeks.

but at least i have the strikeout crown!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

how would i go about bedding an ilxor? i can be as smooth as wayne newton when i want to be.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Hit them in the arm repeatedly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

don't be 19, or 13, or whatever

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, i wouldnt really want to. its a bit odd. i mean people presumably spend time on here because they are not satisfied with the real world/or the real world isnt satisfied with them. so they'd either come with baggage or be ugly. of course this applies to me too, so it'd be like screwing myself.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

of course this doesnt apply to N. cos he looks like neil young and is therefore on a higher plane.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Insert cliche about '"not joining club that would have be as a member" here

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I do kinda have to call bullshit on this. At least an 'it ain't necessarily so.'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

it is clearly bullshit, i know, its a gross generlisation, and could have been expressed a lot better.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

but i still believe there is a partial point behind it

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, there's a little truth in everything. Personally, I'M not satisfied with the real world, it probably ain't too happy with me, and I'd like to cockpunch (my new fav. word, btw) whoever came up with this bullshit Cinderella crap. I digress.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

besides if the world was gonna be like any disney film, it should Pirates of the Carribean not Cindi. at least that has the prospect of a single johnny depp punch drunk on rum.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

at least that has the prospect of a single johnny depp punch drunk on rum

Sug, if I could have this, you can bet your ass I'd be happy with the world.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

haha ILXorZ are so not dating material anyway, this question is so dumb

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

for some reason, i'm not buying that Millar.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Insert cliche about '"not joining club that would have be as a member" here

Exactly. We all have different reasons for being part of this board. In general though, tis a (mostly) neutral arena to share ideas, opinions, whatever. I can see why anyone might feel overwhelmed (at first) on seeing all these people interact....many who seem to know each other....and wonder if you would be accepted for who you are.

On the other side of the coin, the 'club' isn't made up of a Borg collective: you are free to come and go. So, if you swear that you won't become/stay a member because you are an 'individual', you're cutting off your nose to spite your face.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

(also Leee in second is just an aberration. Pedro and I will set the order right again tonight.)

Dickfor. Curt Leskanic is wave of the future.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

haha!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

On the other side of the coin, the 'club' isn't made up of a Borg collective: you are free to come and go. So, if you swear that you won't become/stay a member because you are an 'individual', you're cutting off your nose to spite your face.

no one is an individual, we're all acting under the influence of others at least partially whether we know about it or not. and so the 'club' aspect of ilx can become overwhelming, because of all the new influences. its like joining drama club when you're 16 only to discover that all the girls just giggle stuff and shower the pseudo-gay-but-could-score-lots-of-women drama king with attention and love which he probably wont make use of anyway. joining ilx is fun, but some of these threads can leave newcomers, and i guess im still a newcomer, as outsiders. of course thats not a bad thing, it just leaves me not always knowing what to say, and thats when i say the things i regret the most.

and so, back on topic, ilxor incest would be a lot like sleeping with that drama king and enjoying it as he gets off on reading hamlets soliloquies to you.

that story never happened to me though, i was too scared to join anything drama related due to scary sexually rampant drama teacher. the only extra curricular activity i was involved with was actually croquet.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

of course thats not a bad thing, it just leaves me not always knowing what to say, and thats when i say the things i regret the most.

But you still have the choice of what you would like to say---or not say anything at all. I've been here for more than a year. This doesn't mean I always know what to say (in response to someone's thread/opinion). Again, it may not be the most earth-shattering. Shyness alone is not a problem. Just be prepared for someone to disagree with you.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

nicole you are genuinely very wise

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob, as Daddy Tang would say, you got have respect to get respect.

Just wait, eventually you'll feel more at home.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed, and you may get to like a few of us, sooner or later;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Not me, though, you'll hate me.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna speaks The Truth

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

trudat

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Word, yo.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

luna seems fine so far to me

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

However, back on topic, I haven't got a 'league'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I play for several different leagues. Many of them hold championships.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

luna is fine, as in foine.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

there are only two leagues, girls that potentially might be brainwashed into sleeping with me, and those who clearly know better.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

There are more leagues than that. Sam, can I be on your league?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I have seven-league boots. Get in.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I have seven-league boots. Get in.

Must...resist...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't get in my boots! Well, I mean ... get in my boots, but don't get in my boots.

Hrm. No wonder that confuses people.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i am 20,000 leagues under the sea

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

you're so deep.

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, it's unfathomable really. oi

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd like to stand with you on a mountain.

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck league. I'd be happier if there were more in my TOWN.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

None of you.
-- Ally (mlescau...), August 6th, 2003.

BULL-SHIT!

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

WHO IS YOUR INFORMANT MR. THE MOD?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh. I have my sources.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

You ain't nevah showin' at the FAPs, what do you know?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

More than you can possibly imagine

― Modj, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a bit mysterious. What exactly are you getting at? Are you ever taking me to Starbucks again, btw?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a bit mysterious.

Or is it?

What exactly are you getting at?

Maybe nothing.

Are you ever taking me to Starbucks again, btw?

You'd want to go to Starbucks with me again?

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

there's that red again

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Well now I'm just confused. Are we getting mochachinos or not?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I suppose we can.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, I don't have any money though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm poor too.

*turns out pockets*

Do Yoo See?

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

We should have comandeered this thread earlier. Sorry.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I bring my boyfriend?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess. But I'm not buying for either of you.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not very spiritual.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's a Jesus for atheists.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

You were expecting me to examine him and deem him clean or some shit like that?

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:03 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not very patriotic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to bed, this is getting silly.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Bitch.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

You were expecting me to examine him and deem him clean or some shit like that?

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0058182/dbscan219.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Bitch

< big sleazy greek guy >
Hello baby, you are welcome to my league, my beauty. would you like some toast and jam? maybe some souvlaki?
< /big sleazy greek guy >

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, the silly has officially been broughten.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is on acid.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Skank.

― ModJ, Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, acid.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Weak or strong?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

(Wilfrid Brambell doesn't necessarily have anything to do w/ Ally's bf, of course, tho I'd like to think JtM looks like Ringo)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Weak or strong?

flirty acid.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 7 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

In college I got laid once bcz I looked more like Ringo Starr than this one girl's b/f did. Haha SUCKA. Since I cut my hair it's not quite so apparent of course.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

In college I got laid once bcz I looked more like Ringo Starr than this one girl's b/f did

I love that this is supposed to make sense. Have I been missing something this simple all these years? Is it all just about how much like one looks like Ringo Starr?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

for certain future tax lawyers, apparently it is

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Gabbneb, best picture ever.

N., are you saying you have trouble getting laid?

On-topic - CJ, Nick Southall, MarkH, amateurist, stevem, pinkpanther, orbit, Chris Piuma and flembach Carey are in my league. It's just this feeling I have.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:32 (twenty-three years ago)

N., maybe you should go break your nose a couple of times

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

yes Mark I am.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 August 2003 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar, did you have to dress up in the Shining Time Station uniform?

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

PLEASE SAY YES!!

N., I always thought Ringo Starr was hot, maybe if you looked more like him you'd be in my league.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I am not denying that Ringo was hot.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://web2.iadfw.net/gshultz/trainhat.gif

I'm not so down with this beardo shit though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

not hot.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you checked out the Ringo tour lately?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen, I'm not saying current Ringo is hot.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

i seriously love the fact that no one is my league

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the spirit dude. Embrace it.

― Modj, Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

In my league it's cold
My defense is like stone
No one gets inside, 'cause
In my league I'm home
In my league I loathe

― jelthrax -- (jel), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

okay "dude"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

ringo and his band were playing in Bryant Park about a week ago, around 8 in the AM.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I have seven-league boots. Get in.
Must...resist...

How could everyone have missed the opportunity to say "Get in Luna!"?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Even if I thought that some people here were in my league I would not say so, as it would seem to me, and probably to them, to be a vicious and unwarranted insult.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

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