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This page is very tiring. Apparently every single celebrity ever was homosexual or bisexual. Have fun.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

which page ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn it. Must have messed up html. Sorry.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Lynde! Say it ain't so!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeremy Shockey is as big a putz as Tara Reid! Plz make it stop!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

tony shalhoub and alan rickman come off ok

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

madeline stowe! noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Corey Feldman... do behave!

Corey Feldman vs Ben Affleck (CF being jealous)
Corey Feldman vs Matt Damon (CF being jealous)
Corey Feldman vs Marilyn Manson (CF showing discernment)
Corey Feldman vs Dennis Miller (CF showing discernment)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

noway that Harvey Weinstein one's true!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

is everybody named Harvey gay?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Well duh!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Lynch, David. Alien.
HaH!

― kephm, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what about Jimmy Stewart's friend, pictured below:

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a giant rabbit, of course he is gay.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.e-kidscenter.com/books_2001/Ted.JPG

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Laurie Anderson linked with Lou Reed shocker!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

okay either richard gere brings his conquests in for ruptured colons or he's a huge bottom, not both.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, those of you who have dated richard gere, back me up here.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I dated Richard Grieco, is that close enough?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin lezzing up? Wow.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope a certain someone notices the recent item on good charlotte.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Weekend reunion bash at Hollywood high school draws TV, film stars
LOS ANGELES (AP) — It wouldn’t be a reunion at Hollywood high school without a few TV stars, and this week’s bash celebrating the school’s 100th anniversary was no exception.
“I got my first agent here. She saw me in a play,” recalled actress Charlene Tilton, who played oil heiress Lucy Ewing on the long-running TV show Dallas.
Tilton was a member of Hollywood High’s class of 1976 and among those at Saturday’s event.
Veteran actress Ruta Lee said her mother, a Lithuanian immigrant to Canada, helped launch her career by sending her to the school.
“My mother decided that I was Lithuania’s answer to Shirley Temple, and so I ended up here,” she said. “I wrote, produced and starred in shows here.”
Others who picked up a pointer or two over the years at the school include Judy Garland, Fay Wray, Carole Lombard, Carol Burnett, Jason Robards, John Ritter, Julie London, Tuesday Weld, Linda Evans, Mike Farrell, Stefanie Powers and Robert Carradine.
“We all worked at Central Casting,” said Dolly Conlin Parker, a member of the class of ’44 who got into the business while still in high school.
“My first movie was Tom Sawyer, and we filmed it in Malibu,” said Parker. “I also drove a buggy away from the burning of Atlanta in Gone With the Wind.”

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

McLaughlin, John. Former Jesuit. Penchant for much younger women, rough sex and bondage. Given to racist and sexist comments; several sexual harassment suits against him. A monster to work for, although he once did me a big favor.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

back rub?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Linda Ronstadt says sex appeal valued more than talent today

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll never be able to watch the McLaughlin Group again without imagining everyone in leather harnesses and ball gags.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Aikman, Troy. FOD. Or perhaps not. Reports differ.

Arbuckle, Fatty. Slut.

Beyonce. "An excellent tipper."

Black, Clint. "Prefers uncut men. He likes playing with the skin and loves to give, not receive."

Brooks, Garth. "Ridiculously nice tipper."

Bush, Barbara. Married to George Bush.

Cheadle, Don. He's fine.

Chiklis, Michael. "Contrary to what you may have heard, is extremely friendly and personable; still genuinely surprised by his recent success; swears a lot; very magnetic in person too."

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

considering the unsubstantiated and contradictory (but very entertaining!) rumours on that site, I'm ridiculously happy when they say nice things about people I like. Seth Green, for example.

haha Feuds: Spike Lee vs everybody everywhere.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 31 May 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dre, Dr. Bi______.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Matthews, Dave. Bi_______, but not currently playing the field. "Into receiving golden showers from young female fans. Once had to cancel a large section of one tour after being
diagnosed with a yeast infection in his throat. Ewww!" (Yeah, really).

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Winkler, Henry. "The nicest man in showiz" (although he did not conduct himself well during a Dallas radio telethon). Germophobe. Linked with Nancy Spungen.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Tarantino, Quentin. Egotistical and unpleasant (although reportedly quite good at oral sex).

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The Affleck/Damon stories are great - "they got off on looking at each other while double-teaming a pro!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

the sickest thing is that it was a Golf Pro!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It was an outtake from The Legend of Bagger Vance

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, check the entry for good charlotte!!

(this site = awesome!!)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Graham, Heather. [...] Linked to Adam Ant[!!!]

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Diaz, Cameron. "Self-important bimbo." Germ-phobic. Alcoholic and drug user. Very hard to work for; once made her assistant shave her armpits for her. Has very bad acne, bad body odor, and bad breath. (What is the appeal of this woman?)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 31 May 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is Susanna Eng? She's 'linked' to half the guys on that page, but I've never heard of her.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush, Kate. "The most stoned woman in Britain." Alcoholic. Holds a number of, shall we say, "off-beat" religious & philosophical ideas. But, "is more down to earth in person than one would think. Very charming and personable. Likes to bake cakes. Linked with Peter Gabriel & David Gilmour.

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 31 May 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Has very bad acne, bad
body odor, and bad breath. (What is the appeal of this woman?)
the bad acne, bad body odor and bad breath, duh!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 May 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

John Waters is gay?!?!!

― de, Monday, 31 May 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Durst, Fred. "What a sad, pathetic loser."

― de, Monday, 31 May 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Abdul, Paula. Linked with [...] Arsenio Hall (surely a vibrator would be better than that?)

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll never be able to watch the McLaughlin Group again without imagining everyone in leather harnesses and ball gags.

I've always done that, really.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Layne you kinky mink!

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(That's supposed to be "Layna" obv!) ;)

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Weinstein, Harvey. Hard to work for.

That all they got??!?

― de, Monday, 31 May 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Kerry, Senator John. Playa in his younger days. Linked with Dana Delaney, Morgan Fairchild, Catherine Oxenburg, and Michelle Phillips."

DANA DELANEY! RROWR! He gets my vote!

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The bit on tom cruise is fukcing great!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Lee, Christopher. "A complete and total gentleman, down-to-earth and very gracious."

Yes!! cheers, cheers etc.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I've actually had this page bookmarked since NA linked to it back in August. I'm wondering whether it's prudent at this point to point out that the SLB vs. JT feud was settled a long time ago and that they get along rather well these days. But that's too fangirlish.

This site IS too addictive for its own good, I think.

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Rhymes, Busta. Living out The Crying Game.

― Krankenhaus, Monday, 31 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I did wonder who Justin Timberlake had pissed off until I saw it was you, Dee.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"McMahaon, Vince. (The pro rasslin guy). Bisexual. Linked with HHH, Shawn Michaels, and whatever other ringboys and jobbers he can bribe, persuade, or coerce to submit to his lizardy pawing and no doubt amateurish, if undoubtedly mercifully brief, coitus."

Dom to thread!

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

LIZARDY PAWING. Wow. There's a band name for somebody.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope Kerry got Delaney to act out scenes from China Beach.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 31 May 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

god i spent a really long amount of time reading that

(and i don't regret a second)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 31 May 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

slocki otm

ok wtf: Winkler, Henry. "The nicest man in showiz" (although he did not conduct himself well during a Dallas radio telethon). Germophobe. Linked with Nancy Spungen.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 31 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i know!!! the fonz with nancy spungen, the ultimate parallel-universe pairing!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 31 May 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Armstrong, Louie. Major pothead. Had an almost religious zeal for high colonics.

HOLY CRAP!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Bass, Lance. Self-described "power bottom."

!!!!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Crowe, Russell. Shouts his own name in bed.

― Krankenhaus, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i was just about to post that one. haha

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"McLaughlin, John. Former Jesuit. Penchant for much younger women, rough sex and bondage. Given to racist and sexist comments; several sexual harassment suits against him. A monster to work for, although he once did me a big favor."

I'm a knownothing Brit. Is this the guitarist, Mahavishnu orchestra etc. or is it some tv host I don't know?

― de, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Elderly PBS political show host. Yells often.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

TV host you don't know. Must be sixty-seventy, maybe? Notorious and maybe even beloved for being a blowhard on-air.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Thankyou (both). Feel better now.

― de, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Alger, Horatio. Pederast. (This is an established historical fact, not mere gossip.)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Asimov, Isaac. Groped women.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, The Hollywood A-List. When I first discovered this site last.... October? Whenever it was. As soon as I discovered, I just sat entranced for about four hours reading every single thing on the page. It's probably my favourite site on the internet, and great for telling people "Hey, you know your favourite actor....".

I think that McMahon story may be slightly untrue. If they'd have sad Pat Patterson, then that would have been believable (and true, basicalyl). McMahon did have a rape charge against him dropped in the early 90s under suspcicious circumstances, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Belafonte, Harry. FOD. Rumored to have married Farley Granger on Fire Island during the 1950s.

what????

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

d'onofrio has big dick

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bitterwaitress has the worst gossip ever.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

it astounds me that they have a milton berle entry and his dick isn't mentioned

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm

Kubrick, Stanley. Self-hating Jew; a "tyrannical taskmaster" and an overrated filmmaker.

― Krankenhaus, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this one is my favorite:

Cather, Willa. L______.

get out!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Armstrong, Louie. Major pothead. Had an almost religious zeal for high colonics.

my former boss read his biography. he told me that there's a passage where armstrong meets eisenhower, and hands him a big bag of laxatives as a present(!)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Milton Berle's "implement" is most certainly mentioned on the site.

As is Beck's.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That was disturbing, to say the least.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Beck's wang isn't as weird as massive cokehead Michael Stipe pimping out underage girls to his roadies.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter O'toole was brought up as a girl for the first 12 yrs of his life?!?!?

― chaki_burger (chaki), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't want to think about Beck's penis, is all. It seems kind of wrong that he even has one.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the scientologists may take care of THAT, yet!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It's in John Travolta's mailbox right now.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Prodigy vs Spice Girls (Duelling egos)

Now that's a mashup I want to hear

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it'll have a starring role in the sequel to battlefield earth.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That movie will climax too early.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Knoxville, Johnny. Pothead.

Oh god I think I am about to die from the shocking revelation.

I think my favorite bit of this website so far (this is as far as I've gotten) is about how Val Kilmer steals other people's food right off their plates habitually. WTF?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

for you, ms. kearney:

Bloomberg, Mayor. Into being dominated. Admits to pot use. Bi______.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing on Roger Ebert, whom ILF reports is a swingah.

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i know someone who has published a biography on armstrong who has told me the same thing this webstie did hehe. and if one entry is true then all of them must be! wow!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I did wonder who Justin Timberlake had pissed off until I saw it was you, Dee.

Cue puzzled expression from me....

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Timberlake, Justin. A mental lightweight; "has become an asshole with fame." Bi______; "bottom, and a screamer."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i missed the "legendary implement" phrase

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

corbin bernsen is vain!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i like this one:

Lynch, David. Alien. ...

(other stuff snipped)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

uh-oh, better not tell THIS to aja!

Grohl, Dave. Linked to Winona Ryder, who he did not treat well at all and who he used to cheat on Louise Post of Veruca Salt.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OH THE HORRIBLE GRAMMAR MY EYES THE GOGGLES.

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Witherspoon, Reese. Did not act well in the immediate wake of the 9/11 attacks.

What the fuck does that mean?!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

[Kate Hudson] Was Yoko Ono in the break-up of the Black Crowes.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

She never really acted well, HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Ebert used to go out with my step-aunt Cinda. We reckon they were bearding each other.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

TWO HOURS I spent on this! curse you all!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

A Bowie-Kula Shaker feud? Ooh, tell me more.

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee: your mention of JT.

Also Justin hates you, he told me so.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The evil side of me wonders what this site would be like if applied to ilx. For instance:

Robotico, El Diablo: "For being a comic poster she sure isn't funny or fun in person. Very serious in a standoffish and rude sort of way."

Etc...

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Huckle-huckle-Buck, El: Likes cookies, naps.

― el Huckle-huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

do not tempt me to do something that horrible, Nicole. Oh my god.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, I'm sorry.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I know far more than I ever, ever needed to know about far, far too many ILXors to not have my mind now filled with hideous, hideous statements.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, put up or shut up.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Tease.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, maybe if you IMed me sometime I'd give you some damn gossip yo.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm at work! But I can get email!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You're just like a girl.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Chiklis, Michael. "Contrary to what you may have heard, is extremely friendly and personable; still genuinely surprised by his recent success; swears a lot; very magnetic in person too."

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You're upset that he swears a lot?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

You stinkin' limey prude.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I want him to be an asshole in real life, too.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't Miles Davis a bisexual? The website doesn't say anything about that.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE THIS

― TRON FIGHTS FOR THE USERS (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone notice that there's gossip about EMO PHILLIPS on this page? like, who has even noticed him since 1988!?

― mandee, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him live about a year or two ago.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

He was on the final episode of Just For Laughs recently, he's terrifying.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

A Spice Girls vs. Blur feud isn't exactly up to the moment goss either.

― No one cares about Kula Shaker anymore either (except possibly Kate St. Claire)., Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, since reading that website, everytime I walk through a newsagents, and look at all the magazines w/celebrities on the covers, this silent commentary runs through my mind - "pothead, likes group scenes, home wrecker", "size queen, bottom, and a screamer" etc etc etc!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 June 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

This is really depressing:

Martin, Steve. "Sad and lonely and may suffer from depression." Long string of unhappily-ended relationships, which would imply that the rumors of him being a prick are true. Reportedly boring in bed. Dumped by Anne Heche for Ellen DeGeneres. Linked with Helena Bonham Carter, Diane Keaton, Bernadette Peters, and Victoria Tennant (who left him because he was "dull").

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

comedian in sad clown shocker!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't he date Cindy Sherman for a while?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The juxtaposition of these is wonderful.

Zellweger, Renee. Cokehead, and none too bright. (But nice nonetheless). Anorexic/bulimic. Supposedly worked as a stripper in Austin (Texas) for a time. Linked with Jim Carrey, George Clooney, and Jack White (of the White Stripes).

Zombie, Rob. A very nice man.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I find it sad because there's this obvious loneliness that leaks through in the two novels he's written and his more personal movies (ie, LA Story), and he seems like a nice guy. I want to give him a hug and tell him it will be ok.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep forgetting about the new novel of his. Did you like it, Nick? I liked Shopgirl all right.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I find the existence of that web page sad in and of itself. The fact that some people might imagine it to be a reliable source of information is more depressing.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I just read his newer novel and liked it a lot, probably more than Shopgirl. I found it at a yard sale for a dollar, so that was cool, because I probably wouldn't have read it otherwise. The ending is kind of rushed and weird, but before then, it's a nice breezy entertaining read.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve Martin curb-crawled a girl that I used to know when he was filming in London. Apparently he was staring at her like a ravenous hawk, but a sad one.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Loken, Kristanna (Terminator 3). Lesbian. (If you're ever in the Northeast, look me up!) Linked with Pink.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

tom, sanctimoniousness about celebrity gossip is not very becoming

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but dude that page totally ruins my urge to become famoose

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 September 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Tombot Frequent ILX poster.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you forgot excellent tipper

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It claims...Chris Walken...is a happy potHEAD. I find this notion...entertaining.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

steve martin comes off as eccentric (to put it mildly) in richard e. grant's memoirs.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

steve martin's politics always made me assume that he's a total ass... and he doesn't make me nearly as sad as robin williams.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Gibson, Mel. Strident and clueless Catholic. Anti-Semitic (and anyone who claims he isn't, after having seen his odious piece of offal The Passion, is either lying, anti-Semitic themselves, or pig-ignorant as to what anti-Semitism actually is). Compulsively cheats on his wife; refuses to let her use birth control. Homophobe and sexist. Alcoholic. Has a taste for Thai hookers; has them flown in while he's on set. Is also a shoe fetishist. Racist, given to telling jokes about blacks and using the n-word. Locals on one film agreed that he had "the world's worst case of b.o."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

L3v1n3, Adam. Lapsed Jew. Crushes on video store and coffee house girls. Occasional drug user. Average tipper. Not very nice.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauer, Matt. Quintessential talking head--and not in a good way. Has a problem with flatulence due to excessive intake of Vitamin C. May have used coke in the past.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Noise tourist.

xpost

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, I thought you meant the Maroon 5 guy at first!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Who the hell is this guy that stole my name and is so adored by so many?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

'G00d Ch4rl0tt3. "Rude, drunk egotists with anger management problems." Bisexual brothers who may be dabbling in each other. (Yuch!) '

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, that one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The fun about being famous is having people talk about you, wtf.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Styx. "Stuck in the Seventies. Thought they were the hugest act in the world."

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, I really wish you had been at Freuds last night for D4$toor's drinks. Some unexpected visitors turned up. ILX ignored them apart from the furtive looks thing. Whereas I needed a drink at that point and unexpectedly, the unexpected visitor I have kicked in the backside in the past (but with love, you understand) bought me a Midori Sour.

Visitors, Unexpected. Drank and left before everything went erm star-shaped.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

REVIVE!

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Hannigan, Alyson. (Willow on Buffy) Into three-ways.

!!!!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

my favorite:

Newhart, Bob. A genuinely nice and modest man.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

Mark Robison (ex-Black Crowes) emotionally abused his wife Kate Hudson because of her weight gain after the pregnancy. He had an affair with Lindsay Lohan. Kate has undergone a drastic diet and plastic surgery to look even better than before. She's now very unhappy but is trying to patch things up with Marky Mark.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

Alba, Jessica. "Snobbiest little thing I've ever seen

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

Tarantino, Quentin. Egotistical and unpleasant (although reportedly quite good at oral sex). Never graduated from high school.

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

There was an interview in yesterday's Guardian with Kate Hudson who came off as a first-class bitch for treating the interviewer like some piece of shit. Am I wrong or had she employed a personal assistant before either leaving school or getting any kind of career for which a PA might be needed?

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

x-post

heres another site to keep things 'fresh':

http://www.gossiplist.com/

Colin Quinn:
admitted to having sex with a tranny in a truck in Hell's Kitchen; racist punk

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Ben Affleck:
has hair plugs; career is circling the drain

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

Celebrities With Herpes

Celebrities get VD too. Here's our list of celebrities with herpes.

Male

Female
David Hasselhoff
Bill Clinton
Moby
Tony Bennett
Robin Williams
Justin Whalin
Jason Kidd
Fred Durst
Joshua Jackson
Billy Idol
Colin Farrell

Lauren Hutton
Sheryl Crow
Pamela Anderson

Lucie Arnaz
Janet Jackson (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Tawny Kitaen (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes (nasty sores seen on lips, wonder where else she has them?)
Alyssa Milano
Kristanna Loken
Joumana Kidd

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

latebloomer:

stays up all night reviving gossip threads on internet messages boards. types posts about himself as if he was a celebrity.

― not liz smith (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

has a zit on his lip that could be construed by the gossip-inclined as a cold sore.

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Reeves, Keanu.... "Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe."

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Colin Farrell -> I so NOT want to see his sex tape.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

I'd rather see Colin's than watch Paris's. He seems like he'd be a dirty bastard and I'd be amused by that.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Swain, Dominique. Playa.

― N_RQ, Friday, 29 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

to me the most bizarre thing abt that list which i notice every time i see it is the vast number of ppl described as 'hygenically challenged'

― H (Heruy), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Apparently Jared Leto is blessed with a third leg. Hence why Scarlet is doing nightly excursions to his place after they broke up. He recently dumped Mary Kate (or Ashley) Olsen because she was too young.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

She probably complained too much during sex. Those twins are like troll sized after all! And he definitely has an air of someone who'd surprisingly be packing.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Am I wrong or had she employed a personal assistant before either leaving school or getting any kind of career for which a PA might be needed?

Even if she hadn't, surely she would have at least learned from watching Goldie and Kurt what not to do.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

She just seems so stupid from every interview I've ever seen with her, she makes Jennifer Love Hewitt look like a member of MENSA.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Ben Affleck:
career is circling the drain

Not exactly gossip.

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

tracer and i confirmed ages ago that willem defoe and ed begley jr swing the longest leg in hollywood. stay on point peoples!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

baio dude!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Ed Begley Jr??? That just makes his guest spots on Six Feet Under even funnier.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Gulf war : CNN :: MJ's death : TMZ

discus

― StanM, Friday, 26 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

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