The all-new-&-improved WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT THIS INSTANT thread!

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You heard it right, folks! Copy->Paste the contents of your brain right here.

mine:

"Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' to Fuck With
Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' to Fuck With..."

your turn! Post, dammit!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"WTF is wrong with people?!?!"

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Becoming Bonnie Parker, kidnapping the guy of my dreams at gunpoint from his life which keeps us apart and driving across the country, outlaw style.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

not Katie Holmes's naked corpse

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hate my boss Hate my boss Hate my boss Hate my boss (repeat)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Horace, you liar.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I got here at 6:30. If I skipped lunch, I could leave at 2:30 and still have put in 8 hours. Nobody really noticed that I took a lunch break, so I can still probably leave at 2:30. I could also leave at 2:00 and nobody'd probably notice. Okay then I'll split the difference and leave at 2:15.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I could use a nap.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Goddamn Burke, goddamn Paine, I can't believe I've only got a week left of classes. ... mmmm, hot wings for dinner."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

My gut kinda hurts from eating too much sushi at lunch. Would it be fun to go through life wearing glasses that showed you a nicely prepared tako nigiri sushi piece right in the center of your field of vision?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm cold and i want to go home.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck this, it's 2:00 and I'm leaving now.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"I need to stay off of the NYC is for sellouts thread or I might start a flamewar."

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmm thousands of katie holmes clones lezzing up in a E-fueled orgy stylee mmmmm

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mmm, floppy hair."

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm gonna shank NA in the eye next time that beeyatch steps foot in New York"

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

SILVER SHOES FUJIKO LUPIN SILVER SHOES MOFOS

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i need a vacation from unemployment

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"This day will never end" + the beat to "Get Up, Get Into It and Get Involved"

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"This thread's gonna show up on Thread Connections ALL THE TIME."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Zombie Katie Holmes freaked me out in "The Gift"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe. . .just maybe.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

What will I wear to my job interview tomorrow, and can I hide my pervy tendencies til I get the job offer?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna know what love is...I want you to shoooowwwww m eeeeeeeeeee arrrrrgh shut up shut up

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

It'll work, right? Of course it will. I'm confident it will. It has to. Too good not to. Of course it will. No problem. Well, I'm relieved. Good. It'll work.

Fuck, this is never going to work. Goddammit.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm going to steal phil's dragon lollipop and melt it on his favorite pants."

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hari kari

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"our day will come..."

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"well, whaddayouknow -- that hentai doujinshi site that i found last night DID have some Lupin III manga, in which Fujiko seemed to be having an _awfully_ good time...."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Christ, I don't want to be anyone's mother but Spencer's. Why do I always get that thrust upon me?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for ruining my Fujiko daydreams!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a nap

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"nooooooo, not my Paul & Joe seersucker pants!!!!"

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

next week, i'm going to die.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Thelma & Louise.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so fucking tired.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"AH HA! I just tricked phil into revealing his favorite pants to me! Now all I need to do is find his secret dragon lollipop storage facility and the day is mine!"

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

*tossing Perry a pillow* Time to hide in a corner, just try not to snore....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

pirate sex

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It's raining, it's sunshine-y, it's raining, it's sunshine-y...MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND MOTHER NATURE!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"AH HA! Nick fell for it! I hate those ugly-ass pants."

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do people meddle in things that are none of their business? And can you kick them for that?

― ac, Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Only 1 hour and 28 minutes left of work today.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

life fucking sucks

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP CALLING STOP CALLING STOP CALLING OH DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP CALLING I REALLY DID LIKE YOU ONCE WE COULD'VE BEEN FRIENDS STOP ITSTOP.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Just don't. Leave it alone, really. You're not helping. Just makes me pull further back. Really, please, STOP.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I could really use some peanut butter cups.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

RATATATATATATATAT KABOOM BLAM POW RATATATATAT BLAST KABOOM ching ping clinkity clink POW BOOM RATATAT

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

WUNDERBAR GOOD

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Fabelhaft!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick just called. :)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"i wonder if i should email her just ONE more time--she's probably missed all the other messages i've left for her or sent..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

SHABLAMM

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What is Iris Dement doing singing on a 'Greg Brown Tribute' album? Isn't that taky to sing on your new husband's 'Tribute' album? And why is all of her stuff so depressing, anyway?

I wonder if I leave the house and run into town now I'll return to a smouldering former house. I think that maybe that last strike started a fire in the attic, but I can't get to the attic door because there's a refrigerator under it and I can't move the darn thing. Maybe I should ask the new owners to wath my roof while I'm gone?

Is he thinking of me? Is he? Does that excite him?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm, cheese doodles and writing. Lovely....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I just bought a six-pack of ramen for 99 cents (yeah yeah, NYC's expensive, we know) and I'm thinking I should take advantage of the sale price and stock up.

― Asymmetric Cocktails (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. Maybe my Nerve ad needs a headline that references a lyric from an EVEN MORE obscure indie rock song.....whoa--damn, she's hot.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't even know *what* to think now

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think New York City is pretty cool, but I know I'd have to eat Ramen every day because I'd be even more poor than I am now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Chaka Khan. Chucka Khan. I admire people who think in coherent sentences and thoughts. Chaka. Chucka!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

shading ding I don't believe ppl who think in coherent sentences unless they're really really angry bingity zam this is trying to type the bassline to this song with the guitar zim zam or something you know fuck this game what's wrong with you ppl anyway dee da doo GLING

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am eating ramen now. damn i am poor. maybe if i never answer my phone or the door or get online it will be like dying but i won't have to actually kill myself.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

This one's for you Ally:
oobla manglata meracantile exchange crispy goodness by the windowsill last night was a blur maybe i'll go for a run shut up i don't know why can't it be that way i should really do that should'n I people are weird

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"6 for 99 cents? Jeez, maybe I should have gotten some of the 10 for 99 cents ramen today"

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Songbird's not bad.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

DICKS BREAK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

What in the name of Christ are those cockney fuck neighbours barbequing? Tins of paint?

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

god someone is eating something really awful smelling. if she bitches to me about him smoking one more time, I think I may steal his cigarette and put it out in her eye. I used to be much less violent before I started working here. Work would be better if there were cocktails. Maybe a siesta, too. If this fucker doesn't answer the phone soon, I will scream. fuck that really smells bad. jesus. I think they roasted a goat. Apparently didn't wash it off first. I wonder if there's any.. hey, good song.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe i am getting a kidney infection. good, lying in bed in terrible pain and dizzying fever sounds like a relief right now.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is it -1,000,000,000 degrees in this office?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

wow luna works where I work but with good songs

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do people keep asking me how to spell words and what they mean when they have a fucking dictionary sitting on their desk?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

but don't try to ask me what we do, because even if I get really drunk, I can't tell you.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

oops is the bomb diggity right now yeah boyo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

why did i open this thread jesus it's hard to tell the difference between posts that make no sense and posts that are inside jokes god i'm hungry this is stupid why am i doing this ow my foot's asleep ok let's see it's 3:00 laura won't be here till six so i don't need to worry about cleaning up the apartment but jesus i sure need to get in the shower ok that's enough i can stop typing now i think

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

nick must also teach middle school!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope the new Senior VP of High Mucky-Muckiness who just moved into the room not 5 meters from my desk doesn't mind my "...Trail of Dead" and "New Pornographers" posters.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, if I laugh any louder, I'll be thrown out.

PLEASE let me get this job.....oh please.

DID I just apply for that job in LA? I'm mad.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

ANSWER THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER! I swear to god, if I have to come over there and kick your ass, I will. I'm in the mood, and I'm wearing asskickin shoes! FUCK. ANSWER THE PHONE. Pick it up. I know you're there ANSWER IT. Jesus fuck. Okay, I'm NOT wearing asskicking shoes, but by christ, I could bludgeon you with these fucking heels. OH MY GOD, ANSWER THE GODDAMNED PHONE, YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm the only person in the tri-county area who watches both tennis and soccer.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I am worried that I must be weird to think in complete sentences so often.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Sam, that's the sad thing. I work in an office. With adults. Who are all supposed to know English well enough to proofread reports. But who still ask me if "ably" is a word.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

is it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Look it up Ally. jeez.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish they'd still run that Alby Mangels show. It was like therapy for me.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd look it up except SPACE MOTHERFUCKERS

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally: "ably" is the phonetic spelling of "oblique." (The "que" is silent.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Man I knew there was a reason why everyone looked at me funny when I pronounced it "oob-lee-q"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

HA HA MAKE UP YOUR MIND DO YOU WANT TO ADD THE TRUCK TO YOUR POLICY OR NOT OH MY GOD IF YOU CALL ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GONNA PULL AN X-MILLAR ON YOU AND SPLOOJ ON YOUR FACE THROUGH THE PHONE!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah my, I'm happy right this second.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I fucking rule

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ably is a word, yes

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ably. alby. ably. alby. arbys. oblique. qua qua.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

his penis. yummmm.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam said 'his penis. yummm..'

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

my penis. Hmmmmm

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She also said "Penises are lovely."

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

god should leave things to chance more often what is this evolutionary nonsense penis thrusting what?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone on ilx must think I'm the queen of perverts.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

How about a string of pearls for the Queen?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so so so sorry.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*bowing before my Queen*

― sickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear if you do not pick up this cocksucking phone right now, my brain is going to explode and I will come back to haunt you, you fucktarded asshat. Pickle chugger! Answer this phone.. I don't have all goddamned day to do this. Christ. Come on. ANSWER THE PHONEEEEEEEEEEEORIWILLCOMEANDKILLYOU. Oh I hate you. A pox upon you and your tiny, weak jawed, fetid siblings. You're really pissing me off now. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK OH MY FUCKI... oh, hi...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think quite a few ILXors would fight for that title, Sam.

I am shocked by my own boyfriend.

I start lots of sentences with "I" = I must be very egocentric.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

beeer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish ALL women were more like Sam. NA's cool.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing at Luna's commentary* What we worker drones are really thinking.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

*phone is ringing*

Should I answer? Who could be calling me? Nah, I'll just keep on picking my asshathairs.

― Pickle chugger! (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm having practice tonight!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorta tired.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I like pickles!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

beeer.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

what was I thinking? IlX is a kingdom of pervs.

a kingdom come even. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

BEEEEEEEEER JOSEPH YOU ARE MY HEEEEERO LIKE ENRIQUE BOOOYAH

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

intoxxxicants...

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Email me already! It's been a week! You know you're thinking about it. I am, too! EMAIL ME.

Fuck.

beeer.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I had some free beer yesterday.

I don't much like beer.

whoopdedo.

My birthday party better be awesome. Hmmm... Maybe I should invite some people..?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't think of a funny line involving "The Queen of Tarts"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i really don't want to email this condescending fucktard. but i should. i need to be able to access my account to get some things done.

maybe i should get something to eat first...

sigh. lalalalala..

i just want to get some decent sleeeep...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the sound of ILX collectively losing what little mind it had left

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck.

beeer.

toke.

Fuck.

toke.

sleep.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i need to start going to the gym again

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I have beer haha

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

y'know, for a building filled with office workers this lazy, someone put a surprising amount of effort into clogging that toilet.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i have beer too, why exactly else would Joseph be my hero. not for that fucking "sexy referee" comment, that's for sure.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

haircut time

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Which hair?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

More like, "WHAT hair?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

my life would be pretty complete right now, except for the whole "need a haircut / need to move out of Michigan / need a band / need a girlfriend or at least a fuckin' date / need a job that doesn't bore me" bit.

but, on the other hand, the corner store sells PBR in 30-can packs for $16 or so, incl deposit.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Short hair is hott.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder how long before "spit-roastin'" becomes a legitimate porn subgenre name.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm... Maybe I should get my hair cut...

I hate my boss again. Just a little FYI.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

In Your Eyes is on!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I really love this song. Best love song evah. Seriously. I wish I were at home so I could turn it all the way up.

when I want to run away, I drive off in my car...but whichever way I go, I come back to the place you are...

Home.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Be writing for FT soon. Yay! OMG, hope my blog makes sense.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

should i go see this band tonite?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yes.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think anyone on this goddamn thread is really posting what they're eww what's this mayonnaise yuck what they're thinking at this ugghh why did i make this sandwich so fucking big i think this is just a silly random comment type of thing and not fuck my foot's asleep a what are you thinking at this but then again what am i gonna do call the police and here i am typing turn down the air conditioner so fuck should i put this in the fridge or throw it away

― jewelly (jewelly), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"just as long as you need me/just as long as you want me/i'll be around"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not something that I can just decide that I'll no longer do/
I couldn't help but love you even if I wanted to /
It's an involuntary reflex of that I have no doubt/
lovin' you is just like breathin' in and out

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just listening to that!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 7 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't think of anything
that makes me more upset
people talk all this rhetoric
forgive and don't foget

i dont rape, i dont pillage
other people's live
i don't practice what you preach
and i won't see thru your eyes

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I MUST PEE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You have no mouth and you must pee. Er.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

*tears*

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh. That's funny. So's that one. Why can't my mind work like that? All I ever do is worry about stuff. I'm just like my mother. Mom worries for a whole neighborhood. Why am I so irritable now? Why do I feel like I'm on the verge of bursting into tears? I can still feel my lunch busily being digested. That was a good lunch. I think I'm turning into a red meat eater. The burger was delicious. More burger places should put A-1 Sauce and grilled onions on their burgers. I wonder what's going to happen to those IRA policies. Should've said something to Mr. Ponton while I was in the office. Heh. "Mr. Ponton" -- what a name to be saddled with. Glad I got my pills today. Feel secure for another three months. *sighs* Just remembered something -- "How big is it?" "Big big big big big BIG BIG." I miss Dad. Looking down at ring. Haven't worn a ring in years. Hope this one doesn't literally become a part of me like the silver one did. I need water. Ooh, I *have* water. Reaching for water bottle now. We're finally into summer. High supposed to be 104? Wow. Still, it's better than 112. Hated that day with a purple passion. What exactly IS a "purple passion" anyway? How did that become a part of everyday language? Hm. Never mind. Need water.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?!
Open fire! All the weapons!
Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU KEEP GOING BACK TO THE DRIBBLING VS SHOOTING THREAD EVEN THOUGH IT HAS TAKEN A DEEPLY SINISTER TURN?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Sinister? I didn't think she'd said which side it bent towards.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

PBR in 30-can packs for $16 or so, incl deposit.

HAHA SUCKA

12.55

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

tracks make tracks make tracks no just listen to old ones

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

this is a great way to boost me statscock

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

rapture tonight wreck shop last night for Nick

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Brent got a ms in engineering wtf I don'teven have BA in LA yet I hate school Indy hates snakes

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I keep killing threads? Why does my fucking back hurt so much? It's not like I've been digging ditches or anything. I wonder if this post will kill this thread?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

OK so I'm in the middle of a moral crisis oh god damn, right i closed these bank accounts for my workplace, and had the bank send certified checks for the balances, supposed to be made out to (name of mgmt company we hired here). well apparently people at banks don't speak english, right, and instead of being made out to (evil corporation) they are made out to (my full name here). These checks aggregate $150k. and they are certified and basically untraceable. and oh god they got my name on it and i am trying to do the right thing and draw attention to this but instead they are all flummoxed and amused and distracted because I'M WEARING A GODDAMNED BASEBALL HAT AT MY DESK. "Oh you're so cute in that hat! Tee hee!" muthafuckas i got yo money right here.

someone convince me not to cash them someone please convince me not to cash them please god someone convince me not to cash them before i go to jail but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST people they are so stupid they really deserve to lose $150k i mean a HAT distracts them from the fact that a v. disgruntled and deeply in debt employee has FREE $150K???????????? how is this still in business.

― mystery poster, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean JAIL but christ who would know??? if I just wear this hat all my life, will they even care?

― jailed referee, Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

pop it bryan twist to yr left now now now

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did the liquor store have to run out of the Grey Goose vodka?

― Jodi (Celerina), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Carnisha? Carnisha. Beer? Beer. Chocolate? Chocolate. haha. yeaah.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim, bom bom bom bom bom bom, bom bom bum bum bim

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

very very very very very very bad idea

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i completely hate my fucking life.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

snap. snap. snap. snap. ch ch ch ch ch ch ch snap. snap. snap. snap. ch ch ch

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

chickenman haha that was some fucked up shit dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

boo be doobie doo bop boop bop, deeba deeba doo bop, dodedubop bee bop, reverb etc. echo doobee bop I'm sorry Sam please feel better!

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bim bom bim-bim bom bim-bim

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

netatai baddy!!

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK THIS ANONYMITY SHIT COME GOOGLE ME MOTHERFUCKERS I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET JACKASSES IF ONE MORE OF YOU CALLS ME "A PERSON WITH RACK" AGAINST YOU'RE GETTING STABBED AND I'M KEEPING YOUR GODDAMNED $150K OH MY GOD I MIGHT KEEP IT ANYWAY

ooh my phone is ringing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I figured it was you anyway.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a vacation from two all-nighters in three days

I really like one of my latest acquisitions - Street Survivors

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

well they wouldn't have. I mean I wasn't really trying to hide it, who else wears baseball hats, duh.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh shit they're tearing up my floor tomorrow

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you cannot make me take this hat off motherfuckers you just TRY.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

nevermind fuck it

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You fuck it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck everything just get out of my room why is my friend moving to anchorage

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, just keep the money. You deserve it more than they do.

(This also counts because it's what I'm thinking right now.)

Oh yes, and more thoughts:

I've got a huge headache. My goodness is this one a large one. I need a lie down. I need a bed. I need a couch. This floor looks really comfy. Hm.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish my credit was better.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't, I can't, I can't, I hope I don't, but something piques my interest anyway, and I want to, and oh man, I'm going to hell.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

But all your friends will be there!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom Waits apparently concurs.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

But all your friends will be there!

I'm not quite sure if that's a pro or con.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm already here honey. Buzz me when you make it down.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

One of the few things I'm looking forward to, cherie.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh a new version of 'Everybody Hurts' that I haven't heard.. who is it by? The Coors? Okay, cool. Pretty. Yeah, I like this song.
la la if you feel like letting go... if you're sure you've had too much of this life.. hang on...cause everybodyyyy hurts...
fuck this is depressing - why does this song always make me cry? I am the biggest baby ever. I can't turn it off. Great. Crying at work is so fucking lame. At least I have contacts in so I can say I just got something in my eye... jesus god.

I just want...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ok my friend from hs got married and is selling house bcz moving to alaska to work for dept of army as finance analyst and my other buddy fm hs got ms in engineering and my other buddies are all at cornell and caltech and UT austin and working for the govt and doing crazy things to stars and rats and lasers and I sit all day making poop jokes on classified email systems and I got the highest test scores out of all these ppl what the hell is wrong with me, I mean I'm happy for all my friends but what the hell am I doing with myself? obv something wrong

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

am I inadequate?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

this isn't a healthy line of reasoning

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

more PBR

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

my senior year valedictorian wanted to make "Everybody Hurts" the class song. We voted her down. She later went on to totally slut herself out to my friend's band, where the singer & the bassplayer passed her between the two of them. she got HOT too with a choker & a black leather jacket.

man, i'll see her again next year for my 10th reunion. she'll be married & knocked up by then, as will the rest of them.

fuck, i gotta lose some weight.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

So yeah, I think I have ADD. Or about 2000 personalities. I can't keep my mind on anything these days. Not one thing. Well, ok, sex, but yeah, that's like my mind's screensaver - always ready to run and sometimes just on in the background.

I cannot focus!!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot the tax lawyer and the cognitive scientist in Denver

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i need to refill my meds.

and you can get tested for ADD. I checked an online FAQ for it about 6 years ago, and fit about 17 of the 20 usual characteristics.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I got tested they said I was 'hypernormal'

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

obviously right

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i fell asleep the first time they tested me with a computer.

i 'spose that was indicative of something.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Mostly I figure I'm just crazy.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mind's screensaver Luna, brilliant!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather be kissing.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking shut up you stupid tone-deaf cunt fuck fuck fuck no! Shut up you suck! someone change the radio so she won't sing along. is there anywhere I can go to get away from this she's the worst thing about this office.

― Dan I., Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

man Kogan gets pissy...keep feeling fascination, fashlalala going strong, keep feeling fascination, lalalala doodododododoDOOOOdoo doodododoDOOOOOOOdoo hey hey hey HEY

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit miccio just put that in my head now I have to dig it out fucker piss shit

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'll do my laundry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm laying here in bed and i'm tired and i don't know whether i should nap or rub one out or wait til my roommate gets home with his cute frirend and then head out to the bar with them and hit on her or just play wolfenstein for the rest of the night or practice playing kinks songs on my bass.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ow my throat hurts i think i'm getting a cold fuckit just what i need on a friday

also

only the human condition could be so out of touch - wanky Levitation lyric, but appropriate right now.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

And now I think I'll have dinner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

f00d pr0n

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 8 August 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Dinner was good. I make good scrambled eggs, I have to admit. The peach was nice. I'm sure it's sacrilege to store peaches in the fridge, but it stayed fresher longer that way. Even though it was a bit on the cold side. I can't believe that stench of the garbage I had to take out. Ewww ewww ewww ewww. Ooh, look at the news on TV. Talking about a PSA shot locally. State-wide runaway hotline -- 1-888-580-HELP. Ok, hope someone who needs it gets the phone number. Local rape crisis hotline -- 349-7273. Hope someone who needs it gets the phone number. Who on earth is named "Dixie"? This woman on TV, that's who. I've got more water! Water water water water. Yum. I feel a little better now. Though I wish I led a slightly more exciting life. Yes, I know, be careful with what you wish for. I should really take off my jewelry. Except for the ring. Never take that off, even though it feels a little weird. Am so very sleepy, but have to stay awake until at least 1 a.m. "Oh Simone, my heart is breeeeeeaking...." Love this song.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 8 August 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

oh fk it, i'll reset the alarm for 12:00 then...

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 8 August 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay! Laundry done! Fan is on, cool evening, Lush playing, I am content.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am very, very happy.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

too.... tired.... to.... put.... away..... dirty..... dishes.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― Aaron A., Friday, 8 August 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't care if i never get laid again

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

my tongue is shrinking!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

ACR is about as funky as i can cope with

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

reading ilx is bad for my ability to not want to tear people's eyes out with my bare hands.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm.. ally's ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to her newsletter

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ok does it make me really weird that the first thought i had was "the newsletter is in your pants!!!" in a really hysterical voice?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that is an excellent thought. Particularly the tone of voice.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I should probably warm up that lomo saltado before it gets so late. Does lomo slatado go with 1996 Korbel Reserve Champagne or would that be a waste? I think it would be a waste. But I don't have a nice Rioja or even a Beaujolais and I'm sitting here in my terrycloth hoodie thing and I'm not losing my parking space at 10pm to go get an appropriate bottle of wine.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

CATFLAPS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Lomo Saltado, champagne, sounds good to me, go for it.

Catflaps?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

cos I'm gonna feel this way til I'm six feet underground / crazy as it sounds / i need you arounnnnnnnnnnd.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I want the people I care about to do the things they need to do to make themselves happy, even if they think it might hurt me. I hope my dad doesn't shit himself too badly while on this new antibiotic.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why am I so het up about this silly girl I've never met, I should care less that she rants like a crazyperson but all her friends think she is "funny" and "clever" and are defending her rudeness which I totally dont understand... but it's sticking in my craw... grrr...

(this thread is weird, it feels so disjointed)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 8 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i should un-pause the DVD player. i wonder what happens if i don't. does it freak out?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm Natural Light

Mmmm Camel Lights

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you really have to ask?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The way I rocked you is the way i shocked you, that's how I musically stock you

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 August 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

To spring clean or not to spring clean.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Rooooooooooxxxxxxxaaaaaaaannnnnnneeeeeeeeeee...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so tired. I feel sick. I need a shower.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i want someone real to complain to.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 August 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I will never let myself vomit after drinking a smoothie ever again if I can possibly help it.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 8 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

coffee is golden. peanut butter and banana muffins are good as well. im fucking horny.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to go home :-(

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish people would FUCK OFF.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The Manic Streets Preachers' song on a creditless War in Bosnia compilation being a cover of Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head is brilliant.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

man, my late-night dinner of beer & a plate of bread, garlic, peppers, onions & pesto will certainly make life difficult for my coworkers today. Especially the ones that have to use the elevator after me. I think i shall make "weapons of ass destruction" joke whilst i be droppin' bombs.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I could really use some more coffee right now but I'm so tired I don't even want to get up and go get one.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

PLEASE DON'T GO TO JAIL

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is f'n long.

I hope today will be a good day.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

supernatural? PERHAPS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Jail?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

kangaroo?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"I tAkE cArE oF tHe HoUsE wHiLe ThE mAsTeR iS aWaY..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"You don't have to be innovative to be good" + the beat from Animal Collective's "Slippi"

― dleone (dleone), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what to do this afternoon.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I want SOMETHINg, but I don't know what.

― Sarah MClusk (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I will go for a walk, bye bye.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the greatest picture on the face of the Earth:

http://www.benaffleck.com/homepic.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Bye, jel. Have fun.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, you are so right about that picture! It has brightened my day, and indeed my life.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ben Affleck is from outer space.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so good to be working on this property Fact Sheet!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Manos was filmed on location in a vacant lot.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Coffee time!

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

steve mcqueen.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't believe Ned is thinking about Manos: Hands of Fate. Or maybe I can.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if the haiku dude thinks in haikus.

I wonder if I spelled haiku right.

I want cookies.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sanctimonous noncomprehending cocklick fucktard

steeeeeeeeeeeeve mcqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. haha now i'm better.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really looking forward to that bottle of soave. Gasp

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"sanctimonous noncomprehending cocklick fucktard" is my favourite phrase ever.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish my last name really was McLusky. Johnson is lame-ass.
It sounds like all the old neighbor couples in every 50s sitcom.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh please. You've got a penis in your name. How cool is that?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I put a hat on today? No I didn't. Should I have?

― What a Benny, Friday, 8 August 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It was kinda too hot to go out walking.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hats=$150k

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

asshats=?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

PRICELESS.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want cookies. And popcorn.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i just read popcorn as porn.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Cookie Porn!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I said I couldn't, but I did anyway, and ooooh was it ever worth it. I think I'll keep doing it.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Everytime I read the "Allah, why are you punishing Chicago," I really do read it as "Ally, why are you punishing Chicago" and then I think wow, Ally really is the coolest person EVER.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i so need to lob one off.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I don't want to be at work.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Erase you!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I want out.

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 8 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

her tea leaves dry by the sea....many men behind her door have heard the bathtub run and longed to love her.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

time to start my fabulous day!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm less cold that yesterday but i still want to GO HOME.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

steve mcqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

iced coffee please.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Musta been a Dance Commander!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you're the man now dog.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Tex Mex for lunch in 40 minutes and counting!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone showed up with a mocha latte for me right now, I would so be that person's bitch for the next month.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm think i'm gunna head downtown to buy a Kinks disc during lunch.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge, she studied sculpture at St. Martin's College--that's where I caught her eye. She told me that her dad was loaded; I said, "In that case, I'll have rum & coca-cola". She said fine, and then in thirty seconds' time, she said, "I wanna live like common people. I wanna do whatever common people do. I wanna sleep with common people, wanna sleep with common people...like you." So what else could I do? I said I'd..."I'll see what I can do."

I took her to a supermarket. I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started...there. I said, "Pretend you got no money", but she just laughed and said, "Ha! You're so funny!" I said, "Yeah? Huh. Well, I can't see anyone else smiling in here. Are you sure you wanna live like common people? You wanna do whatever common people do? Wanna sleep with common people...ya wanna sleep with common people, like me?" But she didn't understand--she just smiled and held my hand.

So rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job, smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend you never went to school, but still you'll never get it right cos when you're laying in bed at night watching roaches climb the wall, if you called your dad he could stop it all, yeah? You'll never live like common people. You'll never do whatever common people do. Never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of view, and then dance and drink and screw because there's nothing else to do.

Like a dog lying in the corner, they will bite you and never warn you--look out. They'll tear your insides out, cos everybody hates a tourist, especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh, and the chip stains and grease will come out in the bath. You will never understand how it feels to live your life with no meaning or control and with nowhere left to go. You are amazed that they exist, and they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why.

Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job, smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend ya...never went to school? But still you'll NEVER GET IT RIGHT cos when you're laying in bed at night, watching roaches. Climb the wall. If. You. Called your dad. He could. STOP IT ALL, yeah. You'll never live like common people. You'll never do whatever common people do. Never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of view and then dance or drink or screw because there's nothing else to do.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

NACHOS... MMMM,....

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

El Shempo is my favorite Stooge.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did Jarvis Cocker stop looking like this, wtf.

http://up.tf1.fr/mmdia/100/101/63/Original_192063.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

19 minutes.

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

papas con huevos. thunder is good.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

How can someone get Tex-Mex if they're over 500 miles away from Texas? Oh well, personal petty thoughts. Why am I the only person here who seemingly thinks of a billion things all at one time? Ooh, looky at TV, "Ground Force" is on. I love being home at this time of day. Aw, it's the one with the cutie pie nurse who gets the gorgeous purple garden! Houlliebecq -- is that how you spell her last name? Oh well, I'll have to check if I've recorded this episode before. Clicking on the "info" button -- Peterborough! I don't think I recorded that one. Shame. This was one of my favorite episodes. I wonder if I should ask to stay at home for the entire episode or just go out to eat right now. Haven't eaten anything yet. Consumed some soda, though. Yummy, life-giving soda. Ok, that's it, I'm hungry. Going to restaurant website to glance at menu, then leaving. Hm, the "inserting message" page popped up with new messages for me to read. Good deal, because this is the first time I've been reminded of Pulp in YEARS. Why did I stop listening to '90s Britpop? Oh never mind, I feel desperately in need of some high quality loudness. Nirvana, my musical savior!

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"1 2 3 4 5 - senses working overtime." I wonder what I should do at lunch? I feel like buying a cd or dvd or something. I feel like listening to Daft Punk. I wonder if anyone has suggestions for groups that sound like Daft Punk? I wonder if I would like Junior Senior? Hmmm.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Eventually the meeting between two people that doesn't concern me will finish.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Junior Senior is great but do not sound like Daft Punk. If you download "Move Your Feet" that's the most "Daft Punk" of their songs.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm at work, and I'm leaving to go cd shopping in 2 minutes so no can do. Oh wait, I can go on cdnow and listen for free. Bye!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure you can get Tex-Mex in Virginia, D. Just like you can get Mexican or Italian here. I once had Mexican food in Paris and boy did it suck! I know what you mean though. I've had Tex-Mex in TX. yum.

For one thing, people that work in Mexican restaurants tend to be Mexican. People who work in Tex Mex restaurants can be whatever. Stupid definition, I realize...

Time for lunch!

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Client Here for Meeting with my Terminally Late Boss who is Standing in Front of My Desk Making Small-talk: Is it really likely that I have eyes in my BOOBS? Do you think I didn't notice that your eyes never once crossed the boundary between the top of my shirt and my actual face? Yes, I think your children all sound like the best and brightest children ever to have been born, and I'm quite certain that given time, they really all will run this country, but where do my tits come in to that? Yeah, actually, I do think it's kind of cold in here - but that's because my legs are freezing and not because my nipples are hard, and don't think I didn't notice you looking. Hell, I'm staring you dead in the face and anyone else given this kind of intense scrutiny would have the decency to blush or look away, but you haven't noticed yet because you are too concerned with trying to look down my top. Hey, don't think I haven't been thinking of standing up and flashing you Mardi Gras style just so you'll GET THE FUCK OVER IT, but I'm a little worried that you might seize up and keel over, in which case I'd be forced to give you mouth-to-mouth (can't even plead ignorance as my boss knows I know CPR) and honestly, the thought of having to touch my lips to yours makes me want to barf. Jesus. They're not going to do tricks, bub. Really. I'm not wearing tassles, either, so whatever stripper fantasy you're engaging in - and I know you are from the glazed look in your eyes - WHICH I AM STILL STARING INTO - forget it. Oh. Hi. There you are. You looked at my face. Yay you. Yep, right back down into the cleavage, huh? You are some kind of wonderful, for sure.

Oh, my boss will see you now. You have a great meeting and don't worry at all that I'm fantasizing about standing outside the door when you leave with a letter opener.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I'm sorry, but didn't you say that things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz???!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if I'd get fired for dumping a pot of coffee on a client?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just been reading that masturbation thread, starring Luna and Sam and their array of sex toys. What do you think I'm thinking about?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(This is what Martin is thinking of.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

We were on the bed when you came home. I heard you stop outside the door. I know you won't believe it's true but I only went with her cos she looks like you, my god.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The white hot passion, Dan.

Luna, it's justifiable homicide at this point, go for it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Morley is, like, so totally jealous...

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm cold. why did i eat all those damn noodles. feeling cold. what is this song?

― minna (minna), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus it must be great to be straiiiiiight. Do you remember the first time? I can't remember a worse time, but you know that we've changed so much since then, oh yeah--we've grown. Now I don't care what you're doing. No, I don't care if you screw him, just as long as you save a piece for me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

What is hip? Tell me, tell me if you think you know.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, i didn't buy a Kinks disc, but i found a sealed vinyl copy of Dinosaur Jr's "You're Livin' All Over Me" for $10, so that's good.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

best song ever best song ever best song ever best song ever SHE JUST SMILED AND HELD MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking about Anthrax's "I am the Law", and dinner, and sweeping.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

oh is this the way they say the future's meant to feel? or just 20,000 people standing in a field?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna listen to music. :-(

3 hours left. No, more like 174 minutes.

Too many nachos.
I'm shaking from Coke.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I wrote this song two hours before we met. I didn't know your name or what you looked like yet. I could've stayed at home and gone to bed. I could've gone to see a film instead. You might've changed your mind and seen your friends. Life would've been very different but then--something changed. Do you believe that there's someone up above? And does he have a timetable directing acts of love? Why did I write this song on that one day? Why did you touch my hand and softly say, "Stop asking questions that don't matter anyway. Just give us a kiss and celebrate here, today. Something changed." When we woke up that morning we had no way of knowing that in a matter of hours we'd change the way we were going. Where would I be now--where would I be now??--if we'd never met? Would I be singing this song to someone else instead? I dunno, but like you just said, something changed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

My God all of my online friends are Pulp puppets.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't run away from yourself, yourself, yourselfselfselfselfself...in the meantime we try, try to forget that nothing lasts forever...

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

wow -- some of these pictures of ally are kinda hot. mine suck.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Al Green - but just not now.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

At one point, Carl Carlton had the Jermaine Jackson look going.

It didnt' work too well for him.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD THERE'S A CURE RIDDIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

1 hour 37 minutes left

When will these folks leave my office?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I EMAILED THE WRONG EDITOR FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE MY FUCKING EMAIL PROGRAM SINCE IT SHOULD HAVE SENT AN EMAIL TO JAS TALKING ABOUT THE DETROIT WEEKLIES AND INSTEAD WENT TO AN EDITOR THAT I'M WOOING FOR FREELANCE WORK FUCK FUCK FUCK

fuck.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd give this world just to dream a dream with you on our bed of California stars

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's strange how "A Little Soul" reminds me of me and my sister

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

NOW i'm cold. and i REALLY REALLY want to GO HOME.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be working, why am I not working? why am I posting here? I'll only get annoyed with myself for not working, damn you ILX repeat ad nauseam...

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

my radio show is flowing quite well tonight for once.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i patiently await the kebab.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Come back. COME BACK!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

stop drinking all the goddamned time.

please?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

do i play wolfenstein tonight, or do i pass out....

woops -- too late...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

...if being in love mean waiting around so that you can dance with me, I am...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

what are 11 year olds doing on here? don't they know thta the women post pics of their sexual devices? aren't they scared yet?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody's gotta grow up

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're the man now, dog!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha now I'm thinking that too

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Mitch is lucky to be cold.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA SUCKAS WE RIDE TO NYC TODAY AND I BOUGHT BLACK SUNDAY FOR THE ROAD TRIP DAMN THIS LEMONADE IS HITTING THE SPOT I WANT MORE I SHOULD TAKE A SHOWER NOW fuck.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

if I did it all again I'd be a nun. the rain was never cold when I was young...I'm still young...we're still young...life's too short to be afraid, step into the suuuuuuun

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to walk to keanos.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't always get what you want, but if you try some times you might find you get need.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"That legendary divorce is such a booooore." Hum hum hum hum. Those people at the '94 Rome concert were so lucky. Why do I feel butterflies in my stomach? I don't know. Ouch, my finger hurts. I wonder if Mom wanted me to leave. I'm sure she had personal issues to discuss with her friend, and besides, I really don't like sitting at the kitchen unless I'm by myself and it's slightly dark in the room. The Fresca was good. The strawberry Fruit & Oatmeal bar was outstanding. Together everything was wonderful, but I want a full, big meal. Pausing now to pay attention to what's on TV. Hm, so that's what Trudie Styler's speaking voice is like. It's very proper. I miss regular public broadcasting cooking shows. They're doing some stupid thing for a telethon now. I've got a massive headache. Again. Wonder if Aleve will help me out there.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i haven;t done anything today except d/l porn, read ILE, eat peanuts, and kill nazis.

however, Peelander Z tonight in detroit!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, whoopsie.

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

to hell with poverty
we'll get drunk on $7 spanish wine

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, fourth coffee of the day is finished. Should probably hit rock-and-roll Trader Joes before heading south to Long Beach. They better have some serrano ham left.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't always get what you want, but if you try some times you might find you get need

get what you need? I GOT A LIFT! (TO KEANOS)

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The one who matters the most is hurting and I know I can help, but don’t know if it will be accepted or if the timing is right.
The one who is in bad shape is going to have a hard time at best….And the people who will help him through will be run just as ragged.
The ones who have nothing but love for me, but don’t know how to help and are sad themselves because of it.
There’s the one who shouldn’t even be an issue but has worked like hell to make things harder than they have to be…oh wait…I always get it wrong…this one is “helping” (completely behind my back and without regard for my feelings, but whatever).
And the ones that are probably getting neglected because I’m using all my strength to just keep putting one foot in front of the other. I hope they will someday forgive me.
And it’s gonna storm again. Storms in the country are way better than storms in the city.
And I hope things are going to be ok. And I’m worried about what is happening at home.
I’m thinking this all this right this instant. Maybe that’s why I’m tired…

Anyway, I’m done now. Even though it’s 30 degrees here and the humidex is so high that the dog pee on the patio is so not drying and I just had a 15 minute hot shower and a bowl of soup and am wearing jeans, I’m kind of chilly and have to go find a cardigan.

― ac, Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

aaaaaaggggghhhh

It's actually pretty good, though! (in whiny thought-tone)

Back to work.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

it's hot and I want to make a necklace of icecubes - I'm not sure it would help.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

reminded of nine and a half weeks, sorry

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking the money shot from Frosty The Naughty Naughty Snowman

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have known

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm rather drunk and could use some saucey pics of certain female ILMers right about now...

HINT HINT FUCKIN' HINT.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ewwwwwww, kingfish
the dryer is making lots of noise in the room yonder.
I should be asleep fairly soon. I am typing really slowly and double checking so I do not misspell.

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

my flip-flop is stuck between my toes and I can't get it off.

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucking hate nights like tonight.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In hell there are no pizza places that are open past midnight

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

the inside of my ear itches and I'm going to try and scratch it.

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/5057.jpg

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?

Trapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

is the internet always so druncj at this time of night? (written inside a cloud bubble above my head)

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the internet is international, so it's everytime right no.
(I can't decidee if I should post this in the I'm drunck 800000 thread or this thred so I will post in both)

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Contents of my brain: Fuck you, fuck you fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. (not related to anyone posting)

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam doesn't suck. She's a sweet girl. I like dope.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan, you rock the casbsh.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I should wear a bandana on my face like Simomon in that video.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Simonon (I actually do correct my spelling errors in my head so this is ok)

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no mouth and i must scream

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"ehw" my ass! "deBAAAAASSER!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

friendster is completely out of hand.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Friendster doesn't provide enough hookups.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if anyone else is still awake?

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 10 August 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate being the one to crush on people. I want to be crushed on for a change. Why did I stay up so damned late last night? Didn't even wake up until 11:00 a.m.! Mom's still asleep. I wonder if she's been asleep all this time. Should I go downstairs and make some bacon and eggs? Oh wow, Muriel's Wedding -- yet another reason to adore Toni Colette. Everyone on that new pictures thread looks awesome. Wonder if I could get to see more than one picture of some of those people. Wonder if lookism is perfectly acceptable. I'm lonely, stuck in front of a computer, typing my innermost thoughts, and not even doing a thing about anything at all. Can things get any worse? I need to lighten up. Or at least channel all of this into something productive. Online journal? Wait, Heartless Bitches International is in consensus that online journals are only for saddos. Not that I haven't found examples to the contrary, but I'd feel as though I were selling HBI out or somesuch. Ok, moment of self-pity over. Mention of HBI has chased all those demons away. Need to go over there. NOW.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 10 August 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Clairfication is the key. Clarification is the key. Clarification is the key. They weren't talking about online journals in general. They were talking about the ones filled with incessant whining and "woe is me"-style entries. Which I wholly agree with. Which makes me incredibly embarrassed. I need to be stronger. I need to be not quite so whingey. Clarification is the key. I need to do something productive, though. What? There's a list a mile and a half long of stuff to do. Well, do, do, do, do, DO!

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 10 August 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw a japanese man climbing around the rafters last night as his mates played the rest of the song.

then, i was one of 10 people pulled on stage to provide backup percussion.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll bet everyone on here knows the source of ally's "you'll never live like common people do" transcription but i don't and feel stupid asking about it here, and besides this doesn't seem to be a thread where people actually respond to anything anyone else is "thinking" so ... maybe the next time we're in an ilx chat together i'll ask her about it except i've been snubbing the chats a lot lately and eventually will stop being invited no doubt ... please god let me accomplish something today instead of just screwing around like i did all day yesterday

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

jewelly, it's "Common People" by Pulp.

I'm now thinking I might go and listen to His'n'Hers as it's a far better album than Different Class and I haven't listened to it in quite a while.

I'm also thinking that the roast chicken we just had for tea was lovely and I could go some ice-cream and raspberries right about now.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 10 August 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Luke is so cute passed out on the floor.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking hell I wish Sundays would NEVER HAPPEN.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's kiss or kill.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

we're desperate
get used to it

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Blue jean baby/ LA lady/ seamstress to the band/ something about ballerinas danicng in the sand/ um um/ you'll marry a music man/ something something."

Why are the only songs I get stuck in my head are the ones I can only remember half the tune and half the lyrics to?

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes my best friend is really obnoxious. are you back yet? I should probably take the dogs out, but it's hot. I wonder if I can take them to that beach in Huntington still? ew, dog poo in sand.. Never again will I live anywhere without a pool.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/viewphotos.jsp?id=1194207

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Elmo and heroin, two great tastes...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

sigh

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa! i'm connected to that dude on friendster by 2 slots! not bad!

also, that Elmo pic is stolen from a running gag on SomethingAwful.com

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

She is so lucky, why does she cry? If there is nothing missing in her life, why do tears come at night? They say she's so lucky, she's a star

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

hothothot stickystickysticky

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to regret adding "Diary of an Unborn Child" to iTunes.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

cheer up sleeeepy jean--oh what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I'm way too hot too. Wondering if I'm going to get any sleep in this hellpit.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm thinking about Davy Jones and the Axl Rose dance.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i still have 10 cans of PBR left. i'm also depressed and wondering about my job prospects after getting my degrees 3 years ago with little professional experience.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm ALSO depressed and wondering about my job prospects after getting my degrees 3 years ago with little professional experience.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

fun, innit?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

my leg is numb

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Barrels

― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

This time I have Vainitas de Pollo w/ aji (Peruvian) leftovers and I wonder how long it will take me to actually get up and microwave them. I am thinking about the Yellowtail charonnay because the label says it is oaky but sometimes they lie.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe i have to be at work at 8am tomorrow. summers' so short. how am i ever going to sleep?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

this is a long ass car ride?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, schools out by you start this early? what up with that?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i turn 27 on tuesday. i wonder how much beer i shall drink that much.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Kids go back on the 18th, I go back tomorrow. :(

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 11 August 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

1. I live my life in headlines
2. Furniture is death appeared in Friendster
3. PK didn't email me back *pout*
4. Anton did
5. I still haven't microwaved the food
6. At least I have only love/d very interesting creative people, even if they were all completely fucking insane.
7. Note to self: stop thinking.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 11 August 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

pizza christ. robots!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Still hot here. Waiting for bread to defrost still

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit! This guy I used to be in a band with keeps making me scotch and sodas and I haven't drank those since the band days and dammit now I want a scotch and soda!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking asshole friendsters some goddam bimbo he fucked once and i don't exist. fuck you man fuck you up the ass.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 11 August 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

so yeah, interesting day, interesting night, but not you know, in a good way, I'm not sleepy and I should be because I have to get up and go to work in the morning, but I never sleep anyway, especially not on Sunday nights andI wonder why that it and it's hot in my bedroom, my kingdom for central air! why am I the only one ever still awake?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

jenny powell is making gaby roslin look good

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 11 August 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://spiffyentertainment.8m.com/duran.jpg

Who do you neeee----eeed? Who do you loo---oooove? When you come undone...

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone in my office was just listening to that song, spppppooooooky.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch!

― ac, Monday, 11 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Ally - someone else...

― ac, Monday, 11 August 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave me alone! (Directed to my boss, of course)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmf, still a touch tired, the heat yesterday and all. But I slept well enough, just not enough. I have water, I have a beautiful Lluis Llach song, I'm a happy guy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

MUST STOP PAYING ATTENTION

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

nick rhodes seems to be wearing white shoes with black pants there. or maybe he's just wearing socks. still, white. (oh, xp)

do you use heat or cold when you hurt your neck? i did something to my neck last night and now it's all fucked up. i was hoping it would go away and be fine in the morning, dammit.

the rain falls hard in a humdrum town...this town can drag you down...and everybody's got to live their life...and god knows i've got to live mine. why do i keep getting this song in my head? it reminds me of being young and living in boston and it makes me smile.

yawning hurts my neck and i keep yawning. laughing hurts it too, but i'd still rather be laughing than not. this is highly annoying.

i need to pack, i'm going away tomorrow... (yawn. ow.)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i get my exam results next week! *gulp*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, they're just his socks.

What was/were your exam(s) in, Pinkpanther?

(dum dum dum dum) blah blah di blahdi blah
(dum dum dum dum) blah blah di blaa-ah... and I love her...
That's that Beatles song. You know...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish Lukas was still here, I wish I didn't even have to come here, I wish I worked out of my home, that would be killer diller. Those McGriddles are McFuckingNappy, ugh. I should just assume by now any Mc_______ food is gonna be totally bunk. I miss/am-hella-envious-of my friend/bass-player J1mmy, who's in Los friggin Angeles right now. Iced coffee = what a wonderful world.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dizzee Rascal is the first artist I've discovered this yeaer via hype who has lived up to said hype. Who knew that people would go gonzo for Panacea-influenced garage?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish some of you were local so that we could head to the pub tomorrow night for me birfday.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

There's always hope, good sir Dan! And now that you mention the Panacea-connection, hmm...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You should follow your balloon!

http://simscience.org/membranes/images/balloon_167x194.jpg

You see, I got a red balloon yesterday at the Watermelon Festival. I put it in the living room and the kitties both worshipped it, but then it died and I had to take it out to the dumpster. :(

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what our PST exemption number is. What's that magnet doing there? You can't trust a man with tassels on his shoes. Wow, I stayed up too late last night.

― Jodi (Celerina), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

My son likes to KILL balloons!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking it would be funny if the cats sucked the helium and meowed funny, but Nick had to go and be all realistic about how it's not a good idea. ha ha

The guy in the office next to me is crazy. He listens to the radio really loud while wearing his mobile head-set and walking around his little room, waving his hands about.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to totally puke like any second now. i hope it's on one of my coworkers.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, take pics!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

My new haircut makes me look like a penis with ears.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Good, hardly anyone's here so far - I may get this paper done today after all. I should feel guilty fucking around while I'm at work, but you know, I sure don't. It looks like it's going to be a pretty day - maybe once the haze burns off? Ahh, summer in Southern California. Any day that starts off with California Stars as the first song playing on my winamp is bound to be stellar. I can't wait to see!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My neck and leg hurt and yet I here I am stuck at stupid work! I wish I was at home watching Sealab.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder how long it would take me to get to Tommy's in this morning traffic?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A mental image of Larcole singing "My Neck, My Back", complete with a dance routine.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH YEAH PIZZA CHRIST IS POSTING!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Fingers = blistered. Flesh = bruised. Eye-balls = deep-fried. Mondays = SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't get away with deep fried eyeballs. I will never eat cheese sticks again. Ever.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

New Orleans is sinking, man, and I don't wanna swim.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

my stomach is getting way too big.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I-i-i-i Luv luvluv U

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan Perry is such a little filth-monger! It amuses me.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

why do I tell my mother goddamned motherfucking anything? I'M SORRY YOUR LIFE SUCKS AND HAS NO JOY IN IT BUT i do my best to help you out and goddamnit stop killjoying my good times.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

MILF disco. MILF disco. MILF disco 4-eva.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm workin' workin' workin', raw hide! raw hide!

I want to read more of my new book. I don't wanna work. No!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Moms I'd Like To Fuck disco? Like, 80s Donna Summer?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

more like a dance floor filled with MILFs. Karaoke night can be the bomb sometimes.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm seein' dead people creepin' on my income/You win some you lose some but you never run..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ya might win some, but ya just lost one!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

My life is a double-elimination Miss Universe pageant of MILFs to whom I am the DNWLF towel boy or s'um.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Do Not Work Le Fuck?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Dad Nobody Would Like to Fuck

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I like yours way better. It could be the title of a disco song!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Thunderstorms make me hella horny.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm going to Hell for my brithday greeting to Nabs.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

through the power of my mind, I have caused my boss's head to explode!!! oh shit, I just imagined that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Some day I will learn drinking coffee and skipping lunch really fucks up my anxiety levels. That will be a good day.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

BOOM!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had the following three tracks mistakenly in a loop for gawd knows how long and I only just noticed:
-Quicksilver Messenger Service "Codeine"
-My Bloody Valentine "When You Wake You're Still In A Dream"
-Randy Newman "Doctor, Doctor"

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

44 minutes left.
Have not seen boss all day.
Am happy as a little bumble bee wrapped inside a silky flower.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Blah, I've actually had to do work today and everyone else has been having fun. I am aggreived.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah McLusky is a woman after my own heart.

Mine immaculate dream, made of breath and skin
I've been waiting for ya
Signed with a home tattoo, happy birthday to you,
Was created for ya...

Sure hearts awake before the dancing is oooover,
Wise or nakeeeed in secret oktooooberrrr...

Hmph. Now I've got "Come Undone" and "Secret Oktober" stuck in my head. Still, could've hardly asked for a better pairing. And I love that picture. Love love love it. Mmm, entertaining little silly celeb crush fest with John and Nick. John + Nick = silly teenaged hormonal overdrive moment par excellence.

Wonder how much I drove today. Drove drove drove drove drove. Drove. Drove some more. All over the place. Need to calculate for future complaining purposes. Laughter. I've got chocolate cake waiting for me downstairs and I'm posting stuff online. I'm in serious need of some "assistance". Look at the time. 4:58 p.m. Ooh, almost time for the five o'clock news. My lower back is killing me. I can't sit comfortably. Ok, time to go downstairs.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmm overalls

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I really should read my copy of The Dialectics of Sex

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How did my Everton team just lose 3-0 to Bolton?

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It's nice have to not say something in bizarro for once.

― Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I did not know quitting smoking was going to make me this nauseous on the first day.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I am cursed by god and bass players.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What about a god who IS a bass player?

http://www.eastcoastattractions.com/gene%20simmons%20mike%20shot.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

double whammy

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

*hides under the bed*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, one day someone will bring up a "newly emerging" act in chat and I will actually not only know what they're talking about but will also have heard some songs by said artist. *big sighs*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

just a few more hours to get through

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking a, life can be unpredictable. or maybe it's people that can be unpredictable. or maybe i just...expect things to work out, naively. silly me.

suddenly, i want a creamsicle. outta nowhere.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I could really go for cake. I wonder where I put that damned video camera? Fuck, I need it, too - I have to run a copy of that tape. Damned dog peed on the floor - I wish he'd leave the cat alone. I hope mum doesn't have to put Ferg down, but I think she will. That sucks. Poor old cat. I might need to go for a drive.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

ohhhh maaaan, caaake. (i'd find the pic of drooling homer, but don't feel like it).

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I got 5 more miles to go now, over the hill, just around the bend, although my feet are tired, I can't lose my stride, I got to get to my baby again - I got to walk on...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

stomach! hurts!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, were you typing and driving?

Ally, stop belly-achin'! That's an order!

This lady just called and was like 'yes, I need this NOW' and it's something I asked my boss about yesterday and he said he'd take care of it but I seriously doubt he did. So basically I'm just annoyed at having to be held responsible for his mistakes. Blah.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I want some cake that's in the kitchen, even though i don't like the person who made it & tody is day 1 of my new diet! hmph!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i want fajitas.

wow, this new Constantines record sounds like a fusion of Mission of Burma & Fugazi & the less-annoying parts of Drive Like Jehu.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

So long as my students show up to work in five minutes, I'm happy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM THE FACE...OF SEVENTIES DEATH!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

big baby jesus i can't wait
nigga fuck that i can't wait
big baby jesus i can't wait
nigga fuck that i can't wait
big baby jesus i can't wait
nigga fuck that i can't wait
big baby jesus i can't wait
nigga fuck that i can't wait

how many celebrities from the GHETTO?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but I don't WANT my boss to come in to work today!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a paper due for tonight's class that I haven't even really begun to think about... Guess it's a good thin I work well under pressure.

I really have to put off work for as long as I can.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm soooo hungry. I'm tempted to just yell "Laters!" and walk out of work in search of chicken shawarma, never to return.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

READ THE MEMO GUNTHER!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This chair is making my ass hurt.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ow.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be working on my resume, I hate this

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I'm still thinking about what if Terry Tate worked in my office oh shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Toonie is a cat and her name is Toonie, Raw Hide!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Exabyte tech support has the worst on-hold music ever - it's a radio station that's not quite tuned in correctly so it's all scratchy.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I was in NYC.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I was in NYC

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll buy you both tickets and accomodations if you come to my office and lineback people left and right and scream "DON'T YOU EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S CAKE! FOOL!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Terry Tate is my nu-hero like SO MUCH.

Damnit Kingfish, now I've got that fuckin' song stuck in my head!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://tt.reebok.speedera.net/images/episodes/terrys_world_screenshot.jpg

Terry Announces His Candidacy for the California Recall Election!

As the league-leading Office Linebacker for four years running, "Terrible" Terry Tate possesses the vision, the experience and the unique ability "to bring the pain up in this humpy-bumpy" that California so desperately needs. Terry promises to end partisan gridlock by knocking some fiscal sense into the corporate lobbyists, career bureaucrats, and partisan politicians who are at the heart of the problem: "I'm the type of player that player haters hate to play— 'cause I'm 100% heart baby, all day, every day."
Once elected, Mr. Tate will tackle white collar crime: "Y'all suckahs who don't pay taxes and hang out on your Gucci yachts? With Triple T in charge, you know you gonna get caught." Terry also commits himself to reducing overcrowding at schools, improving air quality, and eliminating "long-[expletive] coffee breaks— five minutes tops, or y'all gonna get clocked."
And despite the risk inherent in being the top executive of the state, Terry stands alone among leading candidates in his pledge to realize the hopes and dreams of the voters of California without taking a vacation or a sick day. "Playin' hurt? Baby, that don't phase me. The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is."
Most importantly, a vote for Terry Tate is a vote for a better future for California's children, families, and businesses: "I'm gonna govern the [expletive] out of this state. Believe that, California."
Some material may not be suitable for persons under 18 years of age.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS??? CLUB MED???"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am such a whiner.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

AND I think too much...

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

A pirate's life for me too! Rum! Islands! Johnny Depp! in Eyeliner!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Get in line, sister. Unless you bring Orlando Bloom, in which case, hey, we can trade off.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is an ilxor doing in a Brittany Murphy movie?

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh THAT Terry Tate

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry. I needed the money.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Spider legs?!?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't ask to "borrow" my pen. You know you're not bringing it back; you never do. We do this EVERY DAY. And it only gets funnier. And yes I'm laughing at you.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Steal the pens back, nickalicious!

In Shockproof.. the main character refers to this girl as having piano legs, so then last night I freaked out that I might have them too. I can't say spider legs sound that much nicer though...

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Spider legs + matted hair = hott!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

why doesn't my email work fuck you email fuck

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I would steal 'em back Sarah, but it's like they disappear into a mysterious void, like this dude's hand is the Black Hole to Narnia From Which No Pen Ever Escapes!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her i wish i had a rabbit in a hat....uhh how does it go now, shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

with a bat? I don't know. And a 6-4 Impala.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I was still in bed.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm heading back there soon, I think. 'Cept I can't stop listening to this Kaskade album over and over.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*deleted*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Senorita/I feel for you...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

So, Nick got this new pirate video game called ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND and he plays it CONSTANTLY and it has this swash-buckling music in the background the whole time. And I'm talking to him on the phone now and it's playing in the background cuz he has it paused. HA!

It's like his theme music now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I want a theme song.

And I don't want it to be anything dumb like Rainbow Connection, either.

I'm taking suggestions.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Candy Girl" by Soviet

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh for fuck's sake. (an unrelated post)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been stunned speechless by two threads today on ILX. What is wrong with me? My "wit" has been completely befuddled.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S A MAGICAL ADVENTURE! (*buGAWK*)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been stunned speechless by two threads today on ILX.

linkz plz

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm...I need lunch here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish:

This post

and

The two posts here by rudeboy

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the first post has to do with the ChickenLover ep of South Park.

this is why non-sequiturs are fun.

maybe he's commenting on your love of poultry, i dunno.

and i think rudeboy is trying to hit on you or something.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But why the Chicken Fucker episode?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

to spark your love of reading, silly!

reading IS fundamental, you know!

http://www.verizonreads.net/images/logo_reading_is_fundamental.gif

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Reading is for suckahs!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally said she doesn't read ILM, I tell her she should read more, etc. Are we all happy now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD I AM SO BORED SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND MAYBE EAT SOME ICE CREAM AND MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY I HATE THIS JOB OH GOD JESUS FUCK MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUC I WANNA GO HOMMMMMME WHY DO YOU ALL NOT UNDERSTAND THIS GET THIS BARNES & NOBLE BULLSHIT OFF MY FUCKING DESK I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THEY PAY THE FUCKING CONDENSOR WATER YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LYING SACKS OF SHIT ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T "NOT ISSUE REPORTS FOR THE TIME PERIOD IN ESTIMATE BILLING" YOU THREW THEM OUT COS YOU HAVE INCOMPETANT FUCKWAD BULLSHIT ARTISTS WORKING FOR YOU OH MY GOD AND THEY MAKE A QUARTER MILLION TO THROW OUT RELEVANT CITY BILLING REPORTS AND LOOK AT PORN

MOTHERFUCKERS I HATE YOU ALL

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING FIRE CLO AND ADMIT TO THE GODDAMNED MISTAKE AND EAT THE CONDENSOR BILLING AND GET OFF MY LAND BEFORE I STAB YOU IN THE FACE

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Time to call in the Air Force for some surgical strikes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: "non-sequitur" vs "free association"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you Ned :)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(woah xpost from Hell) (x2)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i never want to see magadelene again.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost or awesome accident of fate?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

A beautiful accident!

thank you Ned :)

Yer welcome! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not have a Spidey-sense as a result = this was no awesome accident of fate.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

what you aren't taking into account is the fact that I just developed Spidey-sense though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

GODDAMMIT WHERE'S MY SPIDEY-SENSE???????????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you check yr pants?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

WOO-HAH!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan! That ain't Spidey-sense!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't care anymore.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS AOL GENERA2R THNG IS FUKNG EXC3LENT

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

THX BNW!1111!!11111 LOL

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The Barnes & Noble letter would've been so less pissing me off if I was allowed to write it in that fashion.

IN RESPONSA 2 UR LETAR DAETD JULY 7 203 PLZ B ADVIESD TAHT NU YORK CITY DOES NOT ISUA BILS FOR UR DOMESTIC W8R AND CONDENSOR CHARG3S!!1!11 OMG LOL LINCOLN TRIANGLA PARTNERS LP!!1111 WTF DA “LANDLORD”) IS DA OWNAR OF DA COM3RCIAL UNIT WHICH BARNES & NOBLA LEAESS!!11! WTF LOL DA COMERCIAL UNIT IS PART OF A CONDOMINIUM ASOCIATION WHICH BILS TEH LANDLORD MONTHLY FOR ITS R OF AL AXPENS3S INCLUDNG RAPARES AND MANETENANC3 PAYROL 3TC11!!1!1 OMG WTF COND3NSOR W8R AND DOMESTIC W8R IS A COMPONENT OF DA MONTHLY CHARGE!11!!11 ACORDNGLY IN ORDER 2 DETARMIEN DA PROPER MOUNT 2 B BILAD METARS AS PROVIEDD FOR IN DA LAAES WER3 INSTAL3D!!!!1 AN IND3PENDENT COMPANY HAS BEN ANGAEGD 2 RAAD TEH DOMESTIC W8R METERS AND CALCULAET DA MOUNT 2 CHARGE BARNES & NOBL311!!!11 OMG WTF DA CONDENSOR W8R METARS GAN3RAET A MONTHLY REPORT AND A BILNG IS PR3PAERD BAESD UPON DA RAADNG G3N3RAETD!111!!! WTF TH3SE R3PORTS W3R3 NOT BNG GANARAETD FOR DA P3RIOD OC2BR __ THROUGH ____ AND ACORDNGLY AN ESTIMAET WAS BILED FOR SUCH PERIOD!1!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

..makes me feel like shit..

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Der braucht ja scheißlang zum laden, der Thread.

Äh.

Zuckerrübensirup. Muss noch Zuckerrübensirup kaufen. Feuerzeug ist auch bald alle.

Blöde Viecher.

Roter Mond. Ist das ein Vollmond? Ich glaub ich seh mir gleich mal Manhunter an.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I just met a beautiful boy. I'm not sure if he can crowd out the other beautiful boys coursing thru my limbic system, but we'll see.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I clain temporary insanity on account of sexual deprivation? Oh wait, what I'm thinking of the law calls rape.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

What with my eye troubles lately and a date tomorrow, I could really do without a streaming cold right now.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm rather impressed that a thread i started for random reasons is now up to 570++ posts.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Head like a hole, black as your soul

Buy a house, go back to school, move?
Move, go back to school, buy a house?
Go back to school, buy a house, don't move?
All of the above?
None of the above?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

show me show me show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me love she said, threw her arms around my neck. show me how you do it and i promise you i promise that i'll run away with you, run away with you.

...why are you so far away she said and won't you ever know that i'm in love with you? i'm in love with you...

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what song Ally is quoting.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I dunno if this is a good idea. I really don't. I'll go through with it and see where it leads, of course - I'm too curious not to at this point, but I have a feeling that it might lead down a very dark road. I guess I always have that feeling, though, so it's probably just another instance of my brain playing hide and seek with me, but wow. Okay, deep breath.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

F*cking economy. F*cking checking account. F*cking work. F*cking agency. F*cking heat. F*cking bored.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, Just Like Heaven by the Cure

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on! Hurry up! I know it takes awhile, but I'm waiting patiently!

Trying to.

Okay, fuck it, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it a sign of brain damage to have Backstreet Boys songs stuck in your head?

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't there once a thread where you were supposed to post what you wonder about?

Thanks, Ally.

I'm thinking I ate too much popcorn.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't get Lightning Bolt and quite honestly I hope I never do.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/corn.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Get in my belly!

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

tattooine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Thirsty.
Almost lunch break.
Hurrah.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

God only knows what I'd do without you...

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

well this is fun.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna is masturbating at work!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Un maman a tort deux c'est beau l'amour trois l'infirmière pleure quatre je l'aime cinq il est d'mon droit six de tout toucher sept j'm'arrête pas là huit j'm'amuse

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hm. I'm almost off the desk.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

if frienster does become html friendly soon i will destroy it and take hostages. they will only be able to communicate through my new network, hostagesters! ........that is hard to say......hostagesters......weird.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't stick yer dick in these holes! Don't stick yer dick in these holes!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Sarah at an exhibitionist lesbian rally?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Note to self: STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT YOU ARE THINKING

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

A mom is wrong two it is beautiful the love three the infirmi

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, my work server blocks Babelfish? what the FUCK?!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

SHould be "One: mom is wrong. Two: the love is beautiful" etc.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess Dan really does see all.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, how much longer until I bust out in frustration and anger, and what will I destroy in the process?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, I was obviously singing something from one of those Mr. Show mini-musicals!

Damn! Two MORE hours of work!?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is it only Wednesday?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How does someone expect me to fix their laptop if they don't bring me the power adapter?

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, do I open mouth (and insert foot) now, or no?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm hanging out with my ex-girlfriend tonight. i hope she can hook me up with those Stooges tix.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it was nearly two years ago when I decided I was never going to let this anger get the best of me again. Today I beat it by doing 100 crunches, 90 reverse push ups, 100 scissor kicks, 60 pushups, and 24 diamond pushups plus a bunch of windmills and high kicks to keep my heart rate up between sets, in 16'57".
While listening to Spring Heel Jack's Busy Curious Thirsty, which is the greatest drum and bass album ever made.

So I'm not really angry anymore. Where the fuck is that gatorade?

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*orange-upper-lipped guilty look on face*

― nickalicious for that deep down body thirst (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

well I guess I didn't really beat it after all. Fine, I'll put it to good use anyway.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

brrring... brring... brrrrinng

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to remind myself to work without hearing that Lou Reed/John Cale song "Work" in my head. I envy people who can self-motivate without thinking about Songs For Drella. Maybe I'm the only person in the world who needs to hear that Mick Jagger song about working.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is that distant rumble coming from? Damn, tis from me: dinner!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

X-MILLAR NOOOOOOOOoooooo....

*voice drowned out by squirty sound*

― reach out and touch someone bukakelicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Squirt bombs amok! (OK, so that was a response, not an actual thought....)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Eeew Nick

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright! T-minus 15 minutes and counting until WE COMMENCE WITH THE DRUNKENING!

― nickalicious standing on the verge of gettin it on GETTIN IT ON-ah! (nickaliciou, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, it was Sarah what brought up the X-Millar phone-splooj power, not me!

― da Nza amazed at being outperved by McL (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

134 shopping days 'til christmas

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, 'bout to get on out da office/
ain't no crackaz can stop this/
launch this/
free for all/
self-control/
ain't got none of that at all/
booze beers scooby snacks the hour nears/
lose track of names and faces over the years/
SHIT ya know me I'm gonna forGET within miNUTES/
you can spin this/
like you was the captain of Fox News/
ain't singin the blues/
green with envy to suckaz ain't gotta pay dues/
ain't gotta get up in the morning and ride that snooze/
button/
give ya s'um/
meatier than mutton/
ya eat it up til ya heart cuz that's yr way ya glutton/
one part of ya brain on a search for something to be humpin/
while yr busy frontin and tryin to be funny/
somebody drop mutant super-powers get your phone receiver all gunky/
drippin with spunk/
internet typists and imaginations run amok/
WTF?/
I hope everyone else havin as much trouble as me keepin down their lunch!

― N to da Z to da A (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, I put it to you. Or get in you. Or I put it to getting in you. I get to put it in you? ... and so on.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

DUDE I LOVE YOU BUT YOU SOOO DON'T GET TO PUT IT IN ME!

(yay that Dell "DOOOOD" is finally fucking done LET THE DRUNKENING COMMENCE!)

― forty million nickaliciouses can't be wrong (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

have one for me, sug

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

one six pack that is

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what Luna meant, oh sure.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I really want some onion soup right now

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

If I'd waited another ten minutes to come back to thread, I'm pretty sure I would've been putting onion soup in nick and/or luna.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

*censored*

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard "man chowder" but never "onion soup".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where Dan tells us what man chowder sounds like.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Bubbling groans.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

*splap*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hoo boy, I'm suddenly regretting starting that onion soup thread...

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

*passing out Pepto Bismol to the ailing masses*

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Threads" of "onion soup," etc., YOUR JOKE GOES HERE

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

argh, and i was gonna cook that tomorrow night

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not my fault!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes it is.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It was all Dan.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You were the one talking about putting onion soup in people... he just mentioned man chowder.

It was you.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I just pulled the ends, the knot was already tied when I walked in.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

that won't hold up in the courts, slick

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not like I even mentioned any alleged boys' summer camp masturbation games in connection with that suspicious crouton in the onion soup or anything.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

summer camp masturbation games

Four words I NEVER wanted to see together.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, hell, I don't mean competitive games. I don't mean "games" as in "the Olympic games."

... it's not like there were medals or anything...

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Not like you could see these medals anyway...as they would prolly be covering pierced bits

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Raj Tha Infiltrata!!! Raj Tha Infiltrata!!! RAJ THA INFILTRATA!!! wiggy wiggy wiggy woo kaboom bump chika chika pow RAAAAJ THA INFILTRATAAAAA YAAALLL kaboom-kaboom-kaboom boom boom boom

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't picturing competitive games, but that would make it LESS creepy. Makes it more manly, to be shooting for something, so to speak.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Makes it more manly, to be shooting for something, so to speak.

Like I said, et voila, le crouton!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't think competitive masturbation is creepy?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i shouldn't do this anymore

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me of that Manics story about the groupie and Nicky Wire and Richey.

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Less creepy !=not creepy

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

cheese steak

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 August 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hey hey hey hey!

what about, CUCUMBER SOUP?!

http://www.animal.ufl.edu/iga/Picture%20of%20Meetings/2000-2001/Caribbean-tropical%20night/Refreshing%20cold%20cucumber%20soup.jpg

tangy! I like mine with a sprig of mint!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That looks like an untorched creme brulee.

...

... oh, you fuckers just totally ruined creme brulee for me! Goddammit!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"untorched"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mind if I put my torch to your creme brulee, madame?"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Kinda small for a torch, ain't it?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Isn't that kind of short for a stormtrooper?"

(your Death Star, "I don't care how it smells, get in there," Darth Vader Lord of the Sith Remote Frottage Power, etc. jokes go here.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be back right after I scoop out my brain.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh! ooh! can we use your skull to drink cucumber soup out of?

please please please?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure. Bring your own straw, though.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck the straw. i prefer to dive on in and just lap it up.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*censored*

Ok.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

rock!

...

ok, here comes!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, slurpy.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I firmly resolve never to be a complainer ever again. I firmly resolve to get off my keister and do some major personal improvements. I firmly resolve to be fearless, to live for each day instead of living in the past or for the future. I will not be a whinger. I will do, do, do, do, DO! I will embrace the beauty of Just Being Myself and not try to be someone else entirely.

Damn. Am just not feeling it in my heart yet. Need to repeat this until it changes me completely.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

right then, Deanna.

would you care for some of this delicious cucumber soup?

come & get it whilst it's moist!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, you are a beautiful and amazing person - I, for one, never fail to be less than delighted to talk to you, and when it comes down to it, you make my world a better place to be.

Go get 'em, tiger.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

*writes long post*
*deletes it all before hitting "submit"*

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

chicken!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i do that all the time.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, hummus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

God DAMMIT I have NO USE for Wedensdays WHATSOEVER.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It's just Attack of the Clones to Friday's Star Wars, and that's cool by me.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm...... bacon and green pepper omlette.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

DO NOT COME BETWEEN ME AND MY LATTE

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY I AM AT WORK AT 9:51 ON A MOTHERFUCKING WEDNESDAY NIGHT?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Escape, Luna, escape!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, apropos of nothing, I am SO going to have sex on this conference room table before I leave this joint. Even if it's solo.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

MAKE THEM PAY FOR THE FLIGHT AND I'M THERE

― YOU KNOW WHO!!!, Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll do it pro bone-o!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

him him him and him

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby

edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley

through the middle of my soul

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, did you just wake up with the sheets soaking wet?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

These days Kenan, they never dry.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 14 August 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I love luna. I really do. Cucumber soup just would not cut it for me. I'm sorry, I love cucumbers and all, but only as their whole, not as some sort of pureed... thing. Why am I still sitting here in front of the computer typing away at some fun little something when I've got something very important I could be doing at present? Procrastination, you're going to be the end of me. At least there's no highly interesting chat going on at the moment to drag me even further into the "I'll wait till later" arena. Ok, promised myself I'd "do do do do DO!", so I'll do. As soon as I scan through a few other threads.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish james would phone. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 14 August 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I have done.

I am done for the night.

Oh wait, it's almost 5:00 in the morning.

WHAT?

Oh my God, I need to go to sleep now.

First, a little Tears for Fears....

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 14 August 2003 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I recommend "Head Over Heels."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Should I get something to eat now or not? Not all that hungry, really.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wait for my boy to get back from Surrey!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ROAR

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I outperved nickalicious? I don't remember that ever happening!

What is this about phone splooj?!?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean you weren?t referencing this post...

I have the power of the telephone cumshot. I can call anybody on the phone, anywhere in the world, and give them a sloppy facial through the reciever with my mind. Afterwards I yell 'Taste it, bitch!' into the microphone and hang up.
-- Millar (tmilla...), July 29th, 2003 4:48 PM. (Millar)

...from this thread with your brrring brrringing?

My bad!

― nickalicious, still more pervy than you, yay (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i was captaining a pirate ship rather than watching my servers being auctioned off because the company is closing down.

― angela (angela), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

MY LOVE IS LIKE WO YOU DOZY BITCH

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(Why do I listen to all music via an aggro filter?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

HA! I didn't even READ Millar's post. I guess I'm just telepathic.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Now you know why I never answer my phone.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

:-(

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I was so wound
I was so wound
I was so wound
I was so wound

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

...sleepy...no work.... don't wanna work... sleeeeeeeeeeeep....

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

VOODOO DOLL
YOO-HOO
POWER PUNCH

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Just talked to my boss and he's driving out of town as I type this! I actually had progress to report to him, so now I can go back to goofing off...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What's with the wino chic?

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

i can't do this
i'm nervous

shit

ack

ok ok I can do it

fuck

wish me luck!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

GOOD LUCK

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Best of luck, Luna.

― Larcole (Nicole), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

luna I love you.

also I am thinking MUST. BUY. THIS. IMMEDIATELY.

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/inga-w.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

good luck!

and buy that! totally!

and post pics!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Good luck!

And Ally, enjoy your Viking woman.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Tep you win.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

... a Viking woman?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ragnarok will never stop me now.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody agrees so far that this Anheuser World Select shit is just a more expensive Budweiser with a slightly crisper taste and a funky green bottle. I give it six months tops.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ragnaroknroll could nevah evah hip-hop like THIS!

I'm thinkin' 'bout how J-Dub Jon Williams has posted two of my favorite ever ILM threads today. Between them and the bunnies in the sexcapade thread, he's my nu-hero!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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I'm only typing this in order to thwart the devil. Carry on.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ack, late here -- luck wished, Luna, for whatever it might be!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes! Very exciting whatever it is!
Why the fuck did I put honey dill sauce, bbq sauce and onions on the hot Italian sausage I had for lunch? Fucking motard.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This honey dill sauce of which you speak intrigues me ...

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Honey + mayo + dill weed (not seeds), traditionally served as a dip for chicken fingers. I couldn't understand why the hot dog vendor had it as he had nothing even close to chicken fingers on sale, so I of course had to put some on. Was tempted to throw some sri racha on, too, but then throwing up on the sidewalk in the middle of the afternoon didn't seem like so much fun.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, come to think of it, I ate mayo that was out in 95 degree heat all day...

**runs to bathroom**

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I'm so buying that viking outfit tonight.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You can have the outfit, but I won the chick.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Is she gonna be your gardner? Cause I'm thinking the girlfriend may not approve.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a garden! She's gonna be my cat-litter-replacer, remind-Tep-of-stuff-he-forgets-er, and chauffeur.

You haven't told us what you needed the luck for!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Note to self: Fetch old Viking helmet back at Mom's house.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What I am actually thinking right now: Mr God of Registration, please do not cancel the phenomenology course I just registered for that only had one other student registered, because as it stands it looks like I can have all of my classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays, which would actually be convenient since I have to be there first thing in the morning and last thing after dinner anyway, so why not stack it all up and leave the other five of seven free. Thank you. yr friend, Tep.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(Dear Mr God of Registration, please do not smite me for picking classes based on what days they are on, thank you, still yr friend Tep.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(Listen, Mr God of Registration, while you're at it, it would be great if maybe I could take a class on, I don't know, just pulling a random "special topics" course out of the hat here, "watching ESPN and drinking Mr Pibb," with a maximum enrollment of 1, in building "Tep's living room," meeting time "whenever," 9 credits, that would be swell, thank you, as ever yr friend, Tep.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure thing, Tep. Please make a check of $300 payable to Mr. Slim Oops.

― God of Registration (Oops), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Will do!

In unrelated what-I'm-thinking-right now, Dear Mr God of Banking, forgive us this day our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And mostly this $300 check I'm about to bounce like Gumby's slutty sister. Thanks a bunch, yr bestest friend ever, Tep.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

shall i walk to the taco truck?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

friendster is kind of deep, like social network analysis. it scares me how much my friendster universe is my *actual* universe (sans the computer geeks).

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am typing in darkness, the wiring in my main room's light is out, and when things like this happen I see them as symbolic and wonder if the supernatural forces responsible for such shit are making a comment on A) the darkness of my soul, B) how blind I am to whatever the hell it is in life I'm supposed to see / understand. Or maybe they're foreshadowing the fact that something is going to happen which will literally blind me for life.

― jewelly (jewelly), Friday, 15 August 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

that's it. a long week (thank god i'm on a 4-day workweek like firemen) is over. time to pop the cork and watch a dvd, contemplate dinner party menus and try not to think about moving yet again.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bounce this, bitch.

― Gumby's Slutty Sister (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Again with the superfluous comma.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't make me hurt you, oops.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― yeah mufuckaz (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Pffffft....and so on. and so forth.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

See? Nick knows.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hurt him, luna, hurt him.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're hurting your own cause, Orbit.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

What am I thinking this instant?

Thanks a lot thunderstorm! You and your stupid lightning have fried A) my microwave B) my television C) my washing machine D) my air-conditioner wtf I hate my house so much right now!

I'm thinking damn J1mmy you go out to LA for like 3 days and you dislocate your knee!?! DAMN!

I'm also thinking about getting up and going to get another cold ass MGD. Okay now i'm not thinking I'm going...

― rigoddamndiculous nickalicious compatible with midgets and misfits (nickalicious, Friday, 15 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever.
I am thinking right now: whenever I am blue I just look at my friendster Testimonials and I feel better. *aaahhh*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hurt him, luna, hurt him.
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), August 15th, 2003 10:19 PM. (later)

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I think you're hurting your own cause, Orbit.
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 15th, 2003 10:20 PM. (later)

Of course she's not. You need a beating.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Come git summa dis, champ.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*pow*
\*oooofff!*
*wot?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I could break you in less than three minutes. How is that fun for me?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Break me like a puppy? Hmm...maybe.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i hadn't drunk so much champagne last night. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.everydayvegan.com/Chocolatte%20Cake.jpg
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:SuncZM5KLEYC:www.preludio.it/images/pringles.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.17.98/gifs/best-fries-9837.jpg
http://www.chateaukeyboard.com/images/glass%20of%20red%20wine.gif
roll on hometime!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That cake-&-kiwi shot is making my mouth water! I'm becoming Homer Simpson!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

heh heh, it's funny, because it's true!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A/C!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Mr God of Registration, thanks a bunch, too bad there weren't any Tues-Thurs-only sections, but at least I have a three day weekend and don't need to be up before 3 on Mondays, love and kisses, yr friend Tep.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I highly recommend going boss-less for a while to get that natural high.
During my lunch break today, I went to Nick's work and played with the puppy there. Then we went and ate lunch (obviously). Afterwards, I went to the bank to deposit some checks, went to Exxon to fill up the tank, and then went to Guitar Center and played guitar.
I mosied back into work and now I'm playing literati with my sister and her bf.
And what am I thinking?
I'm thinking Boo yah.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 15 August 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I WAS LEFT BEHIND!!! (left behind) LEFT BEHIND!!! (left behind)

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 15 August 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan, I hope that has nothing to do with the book LEFT BEHIND because that book was annoying.

1 hour 8 minutes. Count down.

― Sarah MclUsky (coco), Friday, 15 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the Happy Flowers song about the little boy on vacation with his parents who is left behind at a rest stop (I think).

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 15 August 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like listening to Happy Flowers.
No, that might be a bit much as I just ate a candy bar and am smiling really hard.

I am thinking I want a back rub.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 15 August 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That's it. That's all I am thinking. I'M LOSING MY MIND OF BOREDOM.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

that one thread about introverts that one time was rilly good.

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

what is up with people who spend five figures on EverQuest characters and shit? Do these people like go to the yacht club with printouts of their elven warrior and like talk about it over wine and cheese and salmon steaks while chomping big cigars? Where do you have these total fucking geeks with all this spare cash to spend on complete garbage?

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

But that's money they're not spending on beer or jimmy hats or weed or beer or fun d00d!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, you're cute when you're bored.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking: WTF, why is my google image search for "monkeys on fire" not turning anything up? GODDAMNIT!

― the square root of nickalicious = your momma cubed (nickalicious), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha "elven warrior"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmm...Millar won't you have some wine and cheese and salmon steak with me?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

why is my google image search for "monkeys on fire" not turning anything up?

http://www.enolagaia.com/EGMH.jpg

(oh, monkeyS, plural)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i am looking forward to Tues nite.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"better late than early"
(01:54 am)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

for the third day in a ROW

NO WAY TO CONTROL IT
IT'S TOTALLY AWW TOE MATT ICK
WHENEVER YOU'RE AYY ROOUUNNND

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

doot dee doo da deet!!!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

MY GOD WHAT TIME IS IT! THEY ALL SAY DIFFERENT TIMES! OH NO!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder if i should call dave?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tree-axis.com/pretendster/

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"You've lost that lovin' feeling, whoa-oh that lovin' feeling, bring back that lovin' feeling 'cause it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh-oh-oh." *hums* Hm. "Gimme the Night". George Benson. On [channel name deleted]. Need to listen to that. Oh God why do I feel so nervous? Sweaty palms. It's a Friday night; I should be out having fun, fun, fun. Or should I? Need to do laundry. Lovely. Hope Tropical Storm Erika doesn't do too much damage to the areas already affected by the hurricane earlier this year. It would be kinda neat to see it skip over that area and maybe hit a little further inland. I think we can stand a flood this year. Not like October 1998. Would it actually make the national news this time, though? Hm. Pondering. Pondering some more. Oh yeah, laundry.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fucker weaseled me into paying for the domain renewal saying he had no money but obviously he does because he took off for the weekend. so tired of being lied to.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

erotische intelligenz

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 16 August 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

[instrumental, emphasis on "mental": "Grazin' in the Grass."]

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

fucker weaseled me into paying for the domain renewal saying he had no money but obviously he does because he took off for the weekend. so tired of being lied to.

Then why keep letting him do it to you? Is it not better to say "Fuck It" and walk away from a lost cause?

― Them, Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

um, what do *you* know about it, fuckface?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I must've fucked up. Really badly.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

step step step step

― minna (minna), Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

um, what do *you* know about it, fuckface

Touchy, aren't we?

I am merely questioning why it is that you spend so much time on these threads complaining about this person instead of moving on with your life. After all, you have been reprimanding many of the regulars here about their immature behavior - implying that yours is, by contrast, mature - and yet it is readily apparent that you are the one who might well benefit from some inner exploration, as it is evident that you are quite angry with the world and your current life situation, as is so clearly exemplified by your vulgar name calling, insinuations, and confrontational manner.

All of this begs the question of why it is that you are posting in the first place. Do you derive some pleasure from the myriad sniping comments that you make, or are you honestly attempting to contribute to the on-going dialogues and debates for which these threads are presumably intended? Your pretentious and arrogant manner is both off-putting and annoying. However, if you are genuinely attempting to encourage thoughtful exchanges then I apologize for my interpretations of your actions.

― Them, Saturday, 16 August 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is called WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
I do believe my post is in the direct spirit of the thread, which is not meant as an ongoing dialog. Have a nice day.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

and at least i don't post under a fake name.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

YOur parents named you orbit? What hippies! (ps j/k :D)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

really hot today, and now i'm thinking of fried cheese...hmm, what music should i put on? maybe i should see about visiting my dad, i could revel in the a/c there but i'd have to deal with awkwardness. though if i could convince him to rent the director's cut of bladerunner...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Them samoussas I had were great.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

YOur parents named you orbit? What hippies! (ps j/k :D)

no, they weren't hippies, and they named me something even *more* bizarre! :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been thinking of this scene for the last day or so, and everytime I think of it I laugh. How scary is that?

(Christmas flashback)

Little Carl: Oh boy! Oh boy! I hope this is a new mommy!

Carl's dad: Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it you little creep. We gotta be at work in an hour.

Little Carl: What is this there? What? Is this carpet, daddy?

Carl's dad: Carpet? No, no, it's Berber. That's an industry term.

Little Carl: Hey, it's like a flying magic carpet here. Look at this! I'm flying around in Egypt land!

Carl's dad: Hehe, that's cute. Don't get too attached there, Aladdin, cuz it's about to be magic flying dinner.

Little Carl: You can't eat carpet, silly daddy.

Carl's dad: No, of course you can't like that. You gotta boil it, til the glue gets soft, ya know. Aw geez, look at the time.

Little Carl: But it's Christmas, daddy! (Cries)

Carl's dad: You're not getting out of this. Put on your work boots and your respirator. I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8-year old.

Little Carl: Don't make me go! I don't want to make insulation!

Carl's dad: Come on, yer late!

Little Carl: Oh God!

(Shooting lasers and Robot's foot stamps down in Little Carl's living room)

(end of flashback)

Robot: You remember that Christmas, don't you?

Carl: No, I, you know, I remember eating carpet, but not so much the lasers and the robots though.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Saturday, 16 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit. the Iron Chef 2000th Plate Special is on tonite and i don't have cable :-(

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 16 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Tomorrow's just an excuse away". What does that mean? A reference to procrastination? Unfortunate that the Radiohead concert has been cancelled tonight. Also unfortunate that all my thoughts seem to revolve around music. And I spend too much time here instead of finishing that score that's taking forever.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 16 August 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Mueller of the Boston Red Sox kinda weirdly looks like Ben Affleck.

― hstencil, Saturday, 16 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

holy fuck, i am a royal dumbass sometimes. fuckfuckfuck.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 17 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

when you were single, no one was thinking about your ugly ass
then your woman got a hold of ya, she cut your hair, wash you down.... cleans the crust out yo eyes... now everybody wanna fuck ya
when you were single, no one was callin yo ass up, now your phone ringing off the hook; crazy freaking sex calls, "hey what chu doing, me and my girlfriend are having a dick sucking contest, and we thought u'd be a good judge"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

bitches fuckers bitches fuckers bitches fuckers ASS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, ally, this is why every male ILXor(& a few female ones) have all crushed on you at one point in the past...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, I guess that makes all y'all freaks. BITCHES FUCKERS BITCHES FUCKERS BITCHES FUCKERS ASS. me and tom right saw this girl on the subway earlier who was like 8 years old and saying "What the hell you talkin' about" and she is like a god to me right now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

taken from Tremble.com

BRAIN BUFFET.
At the video store, trying to decide between Black Orpheus and Black Caesar, I heard a loud exclamation from the "HORROR AND GHOULS". It was a nine year-old girl, kneeling on the ground with a video box in her hand. She was shouting, "AWWWW RIGHT! ZOMBIES!!"
Little girl, if you were 15 - 22 years older I would make you my wife. (sadly, more like 11-18 years.) (even more sadly, more like 10 - 12 years.)

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

babes in toyland were underrated

― BLACKOUT '03! (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

boop beep boop boop bwoop bweep woop boop woop beep boop wyoop woop woop woop (repeat x63)

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the blob!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Right now I am thinking:
-this CD burner ROCKS!
-i am very bad at importing data into Filemaker.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 17 August 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Books are heavy.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 17 August 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Him. And her. And me.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 17 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I sorta hate DVD's.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 17 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is Tom Berenger?

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 17 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/88/mmfroebus_01222588.jpeg

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Berenger,+Tom

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking HOLY SHIT YES YES YESSITY YES-YES I GET TO SEE RADIOfuckingHEAD THURSDAY!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 17 August 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, it turned out he wasn't Tom Skeritt. I was as surprised as you.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 17 August 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M TALKIN WOOHOO STYLEE EXCITED!!!
http://www.ateaseweb.com/live/2001/010707-5.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 17 August 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

walking painful wow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw my bad fortune off the top of a tall building but I'd rather have done it with you. Your boy's smile, five in the morning, looked into your eyes and I was really in love. In Chinatown, hungover, you showed me just what I could do--we're talking about time travel and the meaning and just what it was worth. And I feel like some bird of paradise, my bad fortune slipping away. And I feel the innocence of a child--everybody's got something good to sa.

Things I once thought unbelievable in my life have all taken place. When we walked through Little Italy, I saw my reflection come right off your face. I take pictures to remember. You're too beautiful to put into words. Like a gypsy you danced in circles all around me and all over the world. And I feel like some bird of paradise, my bad fortune slipping away. And I feel the innocence of a child--everybody's got something good to say.

So I take my good fortune and I fantasize of our leaving, like some modern day gypsy landslide, like some modern day Bonnie and Clyde, on the run again.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit I miss my son and even his momma too even though it's like she hates me or something (what's up with that?) and good lawdy how I wish I also was at the beach right now sleeping in a hammock with that breeze kickin' and sand and water and wind and jeez lawd hav muhrsee why am I NOT at the beach !?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 August 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

my job makes me feel worthless and i don't have pop star hair and oh god i'm tired why is this record taking so long to finish it must be hometime by now i wonder if my mailorder has arrived yet

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 18 August 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking, "It's been a while since I posted a question to ILE. So I will. Right now".

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 18 August 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I hadn't burnt my arm yesterday as it looks pretty nasty today. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 18 August 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if you can still buy this song anywhere

it creeps and leaps
and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of the blob
[Pop!]

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 18 August 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ROBERT PALMER GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I hate this bitch. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's women who act like simpering little girls because they think it'll get them what they want. What she doesn't realize is everyone thinks she's a joke and treats her as such, but she's too stupid to know that. She hasn't the first clue, and has just referred to herself to me as 'the office pet.'

Jesus.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cybervox.org/j/oldsite/music/palmer/p/rp4.jpg

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Aserejé ja de jé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de buididípi.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Kill her, Luna. Easy and simple!

Now I have those full Blob lyrics I'll be singing that all day, imagining Steve McQueen busting through the window...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

...and beating the shit out of Robert Palmer

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Well yeah.

http://www.cinemaieti.com/especials/jeans/mcqueen01.jpg

"BOO-YAH!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What would Lester Burnham do?

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Chocolate factory."

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes can't I just say things and not have them analyzed and over-analyzed and questioned down to the nth degree? Fuck that gets old.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

BIZARRO! we do not listen to people who do not like us!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

always good in a pinch:
http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bizarro.jpg
"yes, debbie--interrogate him with your BREASTS!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That's exactly how I interrogate people!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's exactly how I interrogate people!

Ally's School of Interrogation: "Lapdancers and Secret Agents: 10% discount!"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Florida frigging psycho weather. When I leap out of these clothes, I'm leaping into a warm drink....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That's exactly how I interrogate people!

what, you take them into the next room and *bleep* them in the *bleep*?

well!

...sign me up, then. i guess.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"the *DOCTOR* is *IN*!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/ally_interrogates.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

CLANK ohhh CLANK yeahhh!! CLANK unhhh CLANK oh my god CLANK you like that? CLANK oh yeah CLANK harder! CLANK

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

and how many times would YOU like to be "interrogated" by Ally?

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/twice.jpg

Right then!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That's quite enough!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It's never enough!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

while i'm here, does anybody want framegrabs of anything else?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*innocent whistling face*

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm. which one is that one?

i do have a crowd shot from the last time that DMB played Ann Arbor:
http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/groovy.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

aarrggghhhhh smtp server!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I shouldnt have eaten a half tray of enchilladas and a pound of refried beans...

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/turbo.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *breath* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

rush rush to the yayo!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

giant aluminum dickboat

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

superheavy cockfreighter

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

all i ever wanted all i ever needed is heeeeere in my arms. words are very unnecessary. they can only do haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

peeeeEEK a booo, where did you get those eyes?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

NO SUGAR TONITE IN MY COFFEE
NO SUGAR TONITE IN MY TEA
NO SUGAR TO STAND BESIDE ME
NO SUGAR TO RUN WITH ME

DOT DOO DOT DOW DADA DOO DOW
DOT DOO DOT DOW DA DOW DOW
DOT DOO DOT DOW DANOW DOO DOW
DOT DOO DOT DOW DA NO NO

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i know you supported me for a long time, but somehow i'm not impressed.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

turn on the bright liiiiiiiiights...

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

sleep tight
dream right
we have two hundred couches
where you can sleep tight
dream right
we have two hundred couches
where you can sleep tight
dream right
we have two hundred couches
where you can sleep tonight
sleep tonight
sleep tonight
sleep toniiiiiiiiight

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

people besides Ned actually read my blog?!?! wtf

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHA roll the tape!

Spent the summer holed up in a room. You're looking pretty, won't you be here soon? EuroDisney could not work at all, a little bird had told me in the fall. Getting groovy after Halloween, mid-November, got back on the scene. I'm so glad that I just got my pay--I was born on Christmas day.

In December, my heart's full of spring. I could phone you, tell you everything. Like the crazy evenings on the yacht? Tim and Sarah went and tied the knot! Did you know they pulled the town hall down? I don't think you'll recognise this town. I never could have been a tennis wife, get into the yacting life.

Getting groovy after Halloween, mid-November, got back on the scene. I'm so glad that I just got my pay--I was born on Christmas day.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I could play with Tom, Dick, and Harry
but for me you're the only one
Who makes me me shiver,
makes me tingle,
and who brings my loving down

I played the love game before I met him
It's a game I've always won
but now you set my soul on fire and I really had my fun

With other boyfriends, the good-time men friends
I still had to walk this road all by myself
I was their play girl, a careless gay girl
but I put them all on the shelf

I found my true love with you forever
and my life has just begun
cause now you set my soul on fire
and I really had my fun

Good bye to play boys
those hey hey hey boys
good bye to everyone but you my love
no more heart aches no more heart breaks
I swear by all the stars above,
well on my soul, my love, my heart
I'll miss you darling from now on
Cause now you set my soul on fire and I really had my fun

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dust Bunnies!!! EVIL dust bunnies inside my computer, making it act funny!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam's in LUUUURV!

Congratulations, honey. And I'm sorry.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

yay sam.

My head hurts & I am bored. only 6 hours to go! :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to be late oh fuck it

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Was it just annoying to start that 'Why do people fancy you?' thread?
Was it worth starting that Bagdhad bomb thread?
Yuck! This cheese, mayonnaise and onion sandwich tastes like lemon curd. Something I ate a while ago tasted like lemon curd too.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanna go home. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I am thinking that if I never see the words 'step-change', 'social inclusion' or 'lifelong learning' again, it'll be too soon.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Huury up! and bring yr jukebox money/if that happens I'll have to top myself really dramatically/oh hey it's Mandee

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinkin'...

C'mon eyelids, you're not that heavy, stop falling!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know it’s gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together we’ve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn’t it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn’t be a single thing we couldn’t do
We could be married
And then we’d be happy

Wouldn’t it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldn’t it be nice...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

and who said pop songs weren't always about fucking?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

When I seeee you smiiiiiiiile....I can face the world!!! whoooooaaaa....you know I can do anything...

haha Dean has the best taste in music ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

this NPR announcer's british accent does NOT make me want to sleep with her, and this makes me sad.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

in my dreams I'm steve mcqueen

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i gots bitches in all the major cities
the safest way to have sex is right between the titties

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hunh. they just played a track from the GbV album on NPR.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

we've got to have some music on the new frontier

― BLACKOUT '03! (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

wow that was harsh... I wonder if he was talking to me?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF song is that from Chris?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

going to boston tomorrow better be worth it.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shit, I forgot to call you!! What a loser I am - hopefully you'll be around tonight or tomorrow!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

AT&T is shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Megadeth are cooler than Metallica.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking about whether Metallica are really that uncool right now? Surely they can't be THAT uncool.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

One of them - I'm not sure which - lives near my friend in the East Bay. We have plans to egg his house.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear sweet Jesus why did I step into discussion quicksand? I should just learn to supress my thoughts and viewpoints and deal with the resultant ulcers later. Now more people will dislike me and think of me as this evil witch of a person, which I swear to God I'm not, nor am I actually trying to be a horrible person. Why do I keep on doing this? Why do I feel like it's so important for people to know my opinions on these matters? And why do I have to post them RIGHT NOW instead of hanging on for awhile and then re-evaluating what I wrote, before I click on the little "Submit" button? Why oh why oh why oh why? I want people to LIKE me, not find reasons to burn me in effigy! *hugest sighs in the whole world*

― Jane Datsun (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, Megadeth are cooler than Metallica.
Anthony Miccio is a nice guy who would be even cooler if he would condition his hair more often.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

[random selection of Spandau Ballet lyrics]

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I am suddenly getting very self-conscious about the lack of conditioner in my hair.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

PANTENE! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ew, I think this raita is bad

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just doing the secular equivalent of praying,i.e. hoping really, really hard that these horrible eye problems clear up soon. It's really making me very miserable indeed and a bit scared, and with my history of severe depression that is the absolute last thing I need.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

*Hugs* Martin.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I woke up this morning and I fell out of bed
Trouble waiting to happen
Should've quit while I was ahead
Trouble waiting to happen
I turned on the news to the Third World War
Opened up the paper to World War IV
Just when I thought it was safe to be bored
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen

The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone
Trouble waiting to happen
It said I was living at home alone
Trouble waiting to happen
I read things I didn't know I'd done
It sounded like a lot of fun
I guess I've been bad or something
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen

Trouble waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to start
Trouble waiting to happen to my heart

This just ain't gonna be my day
Trouble waiting to happen
Things just ain't gonna go my way
Trouble waiting to happen
My day was over by a quarter to ten
I climbed right back into bed again
I'd write this down if I could hold a pen
I might get better but I don't know when
So I'm gonna wait right here 'til then
Trouble waiting to happen
Trouble waiting to happen

Trouble waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to start
Trouble waiting to happen to us all

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

jdsalmon1976 (12:35:08 AM): finally am watching cable tv for the first time in months
jdsalmon1976 (12:35:21 AM): "i'm with busey"
jdsalmon1976 (12:35:24 AM): "queer eye..."
giveme dirty POP (12:35:29 AM): busey is...intersting
jdsalmon1976 (12:35:35 AM): what a strange world we live in
giveme dirty POP (12:35:35 AM): ive still yet to see queer eye
jdsalmon1976 (12:36:02 AM): it's worth a glance
jdsalmon1976 (12:36:32 AM): very manhattan/NYC-cokehead style, tho
jdsalmon1976 (12:36:54 AM): the entire show is based around upper-level consumption
jdsalmon1976 (12:37:27 AM): and it'd be more interesting if they weren't currently trying to turn a vin diesel-wannabe into vin diesel-proper
giveme dirty POP (12:38:10 AM): thsi si true
jdsalmon1976 (12:38:32 AM): you get the idea that these guys piles of blow off camera
jdsalmon1976 (12:39:15 AM): altho, i'd be more interested in seeing a chicago/detroit version of this
giveme dirty POP (12:39:43 AM): true
giveme dirty POP (12:39:49 AM): i think they could do it with the nuge
jdsalmon1976 (12:40:11 AM): i'd watch that
jdsalmon1976 (12:40:23 AM): and gary busey could do play-by-play
giveme dirty POP (12:40:31 AM): yeah
giveme dirty POP (12:40:35 AM): id be WAY into that
jdsalmon1976 (12:41:17 AM): like, you could sell web-streams

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

brilliant.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck, I'm tired. I'm going to bed after this album finishes up.

― Thy Lethal Zen Ned (Ned), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

this place is making all my hangups so much worse

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

drunk! (and happy)

― BLACKOUT '03! (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Dee, don't sweat it, you're all good, lady-friend!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm worrying that my boss is gonna walk back in and see me not doing any work. The guilt, the guilt!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder what blue have done to be called naughty boys by the man on the radio - i hope they didnt stab anyone

― james (james), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Only 25 mins til hometime. go out, stay in? go out, stay in? go out, stay in?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.antville.org/img/braders/os%20mutantes.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the kids not the adults! ::shock::

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000025I2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― BLACKOUT '03! (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

tired, don't want to write + the tune of Hrvatski's version of "Tegenborg"

― dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could stop sneezing. I wish this pinhead would email me back so I could get on with making plans. It's cold in here. I swear, they want it to be the fucking artic. I'm NOT A PENGUIN, people!

Fuckers.

rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress
rebel, rebel, your face is a mess
rebel, rebel, how could they know?
hot tramp, I love you so...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

ok seriously wtf is up with everyone on ILX and their food obsession. omg i cannot read this place anymore, it's making me focus on how i'm not eating very much EVEN MORE and it's just not helpful GODDAMN isn't anyone else dieting at all?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Food's good, I just can't afford it this month

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf is up with all the food hate?

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris did you read what I wrote? Me=not eating what I want to anymore due to 10lb weight gain over summer. ILX=eating all sorts of mad good shit!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

...jeb...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I really need to leave work before I revive every thread ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, i've lost 15 pounds over the summer without even trying.

― BLACKOUT '03! (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've lost about 15-20 pounds since March.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no comment.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you, sweet nickalicious. I really ought to post a belated happy birthday message on your birthday thread.

In other, on-topic news...

I think I'm going to cry here. I don't know why I think I'm going to cry specifically as an action, but I am very sad and usually when someone's very sad they cry, right? What on Earth possessed me to tell [name withheld] what I thought of him/her? Why did I even do that? The dynamics of everything have changed and now I've probably ruined what was a promising friendship. I'm also very, very, very, very lonely, despite my best efforts, and very, very, very, very apt to focus in even more on the negative, which makes me even sadder. I don't know what I'm going to do. What AM I going to do? I need those people who've been fantastic at being support figures, right now. Hmmm. E-mail would be especially lovely. I would definitely treasure some pick-me-up e-mails. But how to ask without sounding like a whinger? My face feels very warm. What on Earth is going on there? I feel like it's 150 degrees in here. Dear God in Heaven above, please let tomorrow be better, please let tomorrow be better.

― Jane Datsun (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 21 August 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to die. I hurt but worse, I'm an idiot.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'all are both the bee's knees and I wish you never had to suffer.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Andalucia.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking...shitbag...computer

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam and Dee - you know I adore you both. I wish I could wave my magic wand and take the hurt away, but wtf, I'm not Harry Potter. All I can offer is love, an ear and a shoulder if you need it.

xxx

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

haha one of my coworkers just pointed out to me that I was severely underweight at the start of this year, while handing me a bagel that he bought for me after I protested. He's right.

SAM & DEE HUGS BIG TIME

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Never do a website for a family member. Just don't.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Where the fuck are my car keys.

I'm going to kill today.

Where the FUCK are my FUCKING car keys.

Luke is going to die.

Where in the FUCK are my GODDAMNED FUCKING CAR KEYS.

Luke punched me in the FUCKING FACE.

I probably deserved it.

FUCKING SHIT.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING GODDAMN KEYS TO MY FUCKING CAR.

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT.

I should go upstairs right now and hit Luke as hard as I can until his nose bends to the left.

No I shouldn't.

Fuck this.

Well apparently I'm getting a ride to work with Luke. Because I can't FIND MY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK FUCK FUCK CAR KEYS HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYONE AND THAT INCLUDES ALL OF YOU AND ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING SAUDIS AND THE LIBERIANS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO GRASP OF THE ANGER AND HATRED IN ME RIGHT NOW, YOU'D CHOKE IF YOU EVEN GOT A LITTLE TASTE OF IT, I WISH TO GOD I HAD THE POWER TO KILL WITH IMPUNITY TODAY BECAUSE THERE'D BE AT LEAST 700 CORPSES ON THE FUCKING GROUND BY 4 THIS AFTERNOON AND I WOULDN'T BE SORRY FOR A SINGLE GODDAMNED ONE OF THEM.

I don't care anymore. Anger into apathy. Is this the way it always goes?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

calm down. call in sick.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

What Ally said.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

*hugest hugs in the world to Sam and Luna and Ally and a whole cast of other lovelies in this great big wonderful, maniacal world*

― Jane Datsun (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 21 August 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, I just read that thread about news commentators/Bill O'Reilly/etc. It's cool. One of the things that I love about ILX is that people here have conflicting viewpoints but can generally discuss things intelligently without turning to nasty name-calling. I disagree with a lot of your politics, but I'm glad that you're willing to talk about them, because it prevents these discussions from turning into one-sided circle jerks.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm hungover. boston is fun, so far.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 August 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit fuck, email me already! Jesus. Okay, so here we are on another beautiful grey day in Southern California. I really hate some of these people - notably the one who sits next to me. Everyone knows it but her and one day she's doing to push me far enough and I'll reach over and pop her head off her scrawny little neck - kinda like Barbie. *pop*

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

S
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― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

have I done something wrong?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I know it sounds funny but I just can't stand the pain
girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow
seems to me girl, you know I've done all I can
you see, I begged, stole and I borrowed...

that's why I'm easy (ahh ahh ahhhhh)
I'm easy like Sunday morning...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Time for some Pixies and Bounce Out, mofos!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking that maybe I've gone insane. All of my posts today are really weird. And I keep wanting to reply to every thread with just the word "Meow."

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You're totally making me laugh, keep it up.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes the fact that regretting something you have done is generally better than regretting something you haven't done is cold comfort. Why did I get tacos for lunch?
NA, that's better than wanting to reply to threads with "CHICKENFUCKER!".

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not invoking me to threads with evil nicknames, so it's all good.

I'm thinking: oh dear, simply putting the lid on the ice cream doesn't actually stop the melting process, you have to actually put it back in the freezer too.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

chickenfucker!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Meow!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Duckdiddler!
Turkeybaster!
Pigeonplucker!
Gamecocksucker!
Goosegobbler!
Quailquimcraver!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

sweet seduction in a magazine. endless pleasure in a limousine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.marijuana.ac/cat/sensi/california-indica.jpg
= headache & boredom KILLED DEAD

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sign me up.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mm, I am just hungry enough. Persian food for lunch = the world is beautiful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ALmost the weekend! Only 1 hour and 1 day of stupid work!

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 21 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What now?

― ac, Friday, 22 August 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

BURP

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, it's not fair that james is curled up (or stretched out due to his back) on the floor cosied up with duvets watching the movie channels all day. boo. my head & arm still hurt. boo hoo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 22 August 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

But it's Friday!

Peanut Butter Jelly time! Peanut Butter jelly time!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

last night, instead of heading out, we got drunk & watched "Die Another Die".

quite possibly the worst bond flick ever -- moreso than "thunderball" or "license to kill"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't CARE if it's the whole fucking block that's having net connection problems, I got fucking cut off in the middle.... fuckfuckfuckfuck...

I wonder if Millar would negotiate with Verizon for me?

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

alex in nyc looking like the new yorker dude with a killing joke button on his lapel, holy shit

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.doggles.com.au/dogpic1.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

pursuant to the requirements set forth in section 6.20(3) of that certain Building Loan Agreement dated as of December 26, 2000 (the "Loan Agreement"; capitalized terms used herein and not otherwise defined herein shall have the meaning ascribed to such terms in the Loan Agreement) by and Between Terremark Brickell II Ltd. (the "Borrower"), Fleet National Bank (in its individual capacity as a lender and not as Agent (as defined herein), "Fleet"), Westdeutsche ImmobilienBank ("West Immo"), as lender and Syndication Agent, Ocean Bank ("Ocean"), as lender and Co-Agent, and other lenders as identified by the Loan Agreement ("Other Lenders", together with Fleet, West Immo and Ocean, collectively, the "Lenders") and Fleet National Bank, as administrative agent (the "Agent"), the undersigned, in his official capacity as the Chief Financial Officer of (i) Terremark Brickell II Inc., the general partner of the Borrower, (ii) Millennium Entertainment Associates II LLC, the general partner of Millennium Partners II L.P. ("MP II") and the general partner of Millennium Entertainment Partners II L.P. ("MEP II"), and Millennium Entertainment Corp., the general partner of Millennium Entertainment Associates L.P., the general partner of Millennium Entertainment Partners L.P. ("MEP", and together with MEP II and MP II, collectively, the "Guarantors"), hereby certifies and confirms to the Lenders and the Agent that, as of June 30, 2003:

this is why I have a fucking migraine.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Django Reinhardt make me feel happier than almost anyone else.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

INXS. no, The Guess Who. no. Clash. Yes.

I LIVE BY THE RIVER!!!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS THE MIAMI PROJECT IS GOING UNDER ANYWAY WHO THE FUCK CARES WE'VE ONLY SOLD TWO APARTMENTS AND THOSE WERE TO PEOPLE WHO FUCKING WORK FOR THE COMPANY WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK OMG I HATE YOU ALL AND HOW CAN SUBORDINATED DEBT BE EQUAL TO "NA" ANYWAY?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha if anyone at my company types any of our entities or partners into Google I could get totally fired for that post, wow.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dude you're so close to the giant yellow monkey!!!!!

― sarah c, Friday, 22 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What I am thinking right this insttant:

1. Mr. Hyde has left the building. Elvis has not.

2. My patience is wearing thin. My tolerance is wearing thinner.

3. I smile anyway and remember who my friends are.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 23 August 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, if you have "Peche à la Mouche" and could send me a copy, I'd make it worth your while. Haven't been able to find it anywhere.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 23 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking it's time for a new thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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