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Yep.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and i have Red House Painters on the stereo. im cryin.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

f- you.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hey uyi maDE A THRAED FOR ME FOOLIDH

― sean g, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

dont presd the caps ;lock tho soz

― sean g, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi. I just came home after a few beer. I decided to mow the lawn. I discovered that the grouchy neighbors next door had chopped off all of the trees in our yard at about the same level as the fence separating our two yards, and left all of the branches scattered throughout our back yard, including a massive pile in front of the apartment door for the tenant living downstairs (theoretically blocking him in). I flung all of the branches into their back yard, the goddamn fucks.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

im going to taco bell. amateurist pissed me off.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

not drunk yet. give me a bit.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

drunk.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Cracking open first beer now...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am hereby forbidding myself from posting on this thread if I'm tipsy later, cause it'll be on champagne cocktails, which is totally wussy.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Do it, do it!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've already forbidden myself! Besides, I don't know if I'll drink enough. I want to finish the bottle, and I make the cocktails with tequila, but who knows how long I'll take, and I've just et hot wings.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

fiiiiiiiiiine.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

done

― fcussen (Burger), Saturday, 9 August 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

c'mon Tep...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had like two cocktails, for Pete's sake!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't drag Pete into this - what did he ever do to you?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

so what are we drinking?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This we went with Rolling Rock

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had 6 JD & Cokes and now I've switched to beer. It's gonna be a fucked up night.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had three full glasses of wine and am working on a fourth. This is officially a binge. WATCH OUT, I'M ON A BENDER!!!!

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Champagne cocktails a la Tep (cockteps? Wait, no. Ktock'tails. ... worse. Cocktails a la Tep). Champagne (well, sparkling white, Spanish in this case), shot of Sauza tequila, Some Sort Of Mixer -- which tonight is passion fruit juice.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Your puke will look really psychedelic, Tep!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I bought a case of lone star. My girlfriend saw it in the fridge today and said, "uh-uh. I don't want to have a white trash boyfriend." I disagree on the exact specifics of the class issues involved, but I see her point.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I just had three bowls of cheerios with added suagr.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You qualify. Come on in!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never been drunk to the point of puking! This might be why I didn't graduate from Hampshire, cause I haven't shot up recreationally, either, and I'm pretty sure you need to do one or the other.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd settle for a white trash boyfriend.

Long as he shared his beer.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, ive been drunk to the point of seriously wondering if I would live.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

LET'S CHEER TEP ON AS HE DRINKS TO THE POINT OF INVOLUNTARY REGURGITATION!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the exact same reaction to the sight of a drunken (ex) boyfriend bleary-eyed drunk shoveling Ramen noodles into his face.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

carbohydrates make me high! I'm flying! Is that Star Jones' ass I see?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaeger Night '94 = 10 shots. I will say no more.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Two words: Southern Comfort.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wonder, if they expect us ladies to keep it neat and tidy down there, why can't they reciprocate?? Like WE don't like a hair-free environment too??

Then they wonder why so many women don't like giving BJ's. For the most part, it's because some women almost CHOKE down there! (TMI, sorry!)

Thankfully, FH is aware and always keeps himself trimmed as well. It's funny cuz he's the first guy I've been with who took care of himself down there, and I was the first girl he dated who took care of herself too! *L*

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

LET'S CHEER TEP ON AS HE DRINKS TO THE POINT OF INVOLUNTARY REGURGITATION!!!

No no no, it's a worknight, for Pete's (... fine, Pius's) sake!

I mean, what night isn't, but let me save that for some appropriate occasion like "hey, my firstborn daughter got something pierced that I wouldn't look at anyway" or "surprise! you inherited iowa!"

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The one and only time I had alcohol poisoning was from drinking Southern Comfort. I love that shit.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

FH has shaved it bare before. We both like it! Usally though its to much to keep up with and gives him bumps since hes not used to it. Now when either of us remember we used the shortest setting on a hair cutting razor for it. I love it! I think its so much sexier after. Hair just looks so dirty, in the way, not that attractive!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the best out-of-nowhere post ever.

(x-post)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't seen the 110 proof SoCo in a while. Do they still make it?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I found these posts on a wedding message board

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't get it here. The normal stuff is fucked up as it is.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god. slow comfortable screw = soco, sloe gin and oj.

the vomit, the vomit!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

few guys was rather large. IMHO it was too much. Being on top it would bend and be difficult to be truely reckless with. It stretched where it needed to and poked where it needed to but was just alot of unnecessary extra. My DH is absolutely perfect. He hits this spot in just the right way that it is all I need. So in my opinion, a large size can be nice but what is most important is how well he fits you. It's like buying a piece of clothing that is the hottest fashion item but makes your butt look fat.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's hear it for average-sized penises!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hanle y, this is gold.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

the drunk is coming - i can tell cos it's hot in here - two more beers, i'm dancin around in my underwear.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My DH is absolutely perfect. He hits this spot in just the right way that it is all I need.

Well, that's the idea of the designated hitter, to get around the bases quicker.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's way time for me to pass out. 'Night, all.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's hot as a fuck here. I'm already only in my underwear. TIME FOR ANOTHER BEER.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

sweet dreams, jewelly.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, so I;me finally drunk enough to participate on one of these threads. yay, I am fell proud of myself. my head hurts

― fletrejet, Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate being a beer snob - would be getting drunk on beer, but I buy stuff thats whay to expensive for that, so I have to use CHEEP CREEM SHERRY. which sucks.

― fletrejet, Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

it works...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Two options when your head hurts: drink until it doesn't, or go to bed. So what's it gonna be, huh? HUH?

(shoves fletrejet)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU PUSSY! DRINK! DRIIIIINK!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry. I get a little excited.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

blah, it makes my mouth all sugary

― fletrejet, Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Time for some chardonnay...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I suck at getting drunk,t hats why I almost bever do it

― fletrejet, Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Judging by your typos, I'd say you're doing fine.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

we have faith - c'mon, drink!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Suddenly this thread is a shot bar, and we're all frat boys.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

This Dos Equis amber is tasty. I ONLY HAVE 5 MORE.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

wanna read a strange story?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

fletrejet will be that poor kid they find dead in the front yard of the frat house in the morning. Scandal ensues.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Hanle y, I do.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if that makes me a sorority girl, I quit

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

nope i'm gonna quit for tonight, if i drink anymore I think i will hurl. and I can;t tale any more of this CREEMY SHERRY and I don;t want gto use my good beer or scotch and I am out of wine (malbec from argentinina)

― fletrejet, Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna at 7am: "Where are my shoes?"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

like I'll be awake at 7... I'll have been passed out on the front lawn for at least an hour by then. I just hope I remember to pull up my pants after I pee in the bushes this time.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

fletrejet: GET BACK HERE. SHERRY IS A FINE BEVERAGE.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Smelly Mystery Blob Takes Over N.J. Town
Fri Aug 8, 9:12 AM ET Add AP - Feature Stories to My Yahoo!

LITTLE EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. - It smells like rotten eggs at best, decomposing flesh at worst. It looks like the pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

To the people whose homes back up onto a Tuckerton Creek tributary where the gelatinous substance recently appeared, it's just "The Blob."

"It's frightening," said Eileen Masterson. "We can't swim because the odor is so horrible and we won't crab here because we don't know whether it's safe."

The substance, which was noticed about two weeks ago, consists of jelly-like bulbs that undulate with the waves just below the surface.

By most accounts, it generally stays submerged in about 8 feet of water in the lagoon. At low tide, some of it pokes through the surface of the water, looking like marbled rocks.

But no one's sure what it is.

The state Department of Environmental Protection poked at the blob and took samples as part of a half-dozen field tests Tuesday before deciding it's not hazardous.

"We've determined that it's not toxic. It's mostly like some algae or fungus," said DEP spokesman Jack Kaskey. "It may be an algae growth that lived on the bottom of the lagoon and after its life cycle ended, gases brought it up to the surface."

Robert Ingenito, environmental health coordinator for the Ocean County Health Department, said he hadn't seen anything like it in 30 years of public health work.

"In the dead-end lagoons, you normally see vegetative material that rots, fish kills or dissolved oxygen problems, but I've never seen anything like this," he said. "It's strange."

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hey d00ds y'all write for either the village voice or the wire and none of live in either NYC or London and cya in five years once i've done my liberal arts degree so that i too can assess the cultural significance of the phenomenom that is the cheeky girls

― fcussen (Burger), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Almost forgot y'all like mogwai too

PS this is all at the prompting of the mysterious SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Thank you dark stranger

― fcussen (Burger), Saturday, 9 August 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

PPS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS = Horace Mann

― fcussen (Burger), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmbeeer.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmemmmmmber?

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i remember.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You're still sober

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

no, some things don't go away

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

but you are correct, i am not drunk enough. i shall endeavor to rectify that immediately!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

WOO HOO!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

drink up me hearties, yo ho.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it too early for chugging?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

never!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid to break the seal too soon

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? Come on you pussies!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hey i'm here

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

WORD 'EM UP, YO!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

seal broken.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You're supposed to use rubber balls, not cannon balls. The hell kind of circus you running?

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

damn. now you tell me.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

All this pee talk...

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Christ, I went out to have a cigarette and there's a giant mutant grasshopper in my ashtray! It's eating my cigarette butts! Why the hell did no one tell me about the giant mutant grasshoppers of Indiana? What the hell kind of sick, twisted in-joke is that, "not telling Tep about the giant mutant grasshoppers of Indiana"?

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*note: never move to indiana*

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I am looking down at my feet right now to see if there are wisecracking robots at the bottom of the screen, and there aren't, which means there is no excuse for the lack of "HELLO, WELCOME TO GIANT MUTANT GRASSHOPPER COUNTRY" signage along the highway.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i am so grateful that i didn't apply to any schools in indiana.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for it, like "the CIA was performing nuclear insect experiments next door," or "that's actually a very small grasshopper, but we've accidentally shrunk everything else in the universe except it," or "God got drunk," but WHAT THE HELL!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

With each drink I find I forget a little more of the shit I'm dealing with. I know it's temporary relief, but I'm grateful for it.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that's why most of us drink

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Then I kiss the teeny little Mexicans who made this beer! ;-)

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on!

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Need. more.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

**passes oops a beer, hoping that was what he was wanting more of**

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes it was. Thank you kindly, sir *tips hat*

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheers. **wipes tear from left cheek**

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you too, huh? *wipes tear*

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 August 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've dug my own hole. How 'bout you, buddy?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could say I've been productive enough to have a hole of my own.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 August 2003 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the drunk isn't working

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine has been pretty productive.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hi i'm a bit drunk...man being drunk is basically completely boring. the town is full of drunk assholes cause there's a big rugby game on...i hate sports, i hate people, i hate ...oh pretty much most stuff. wanna fight?

― duane, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sure, what the hell. *limpid punch*

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*falls over*
*starts snoring loudly*

― duane, Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, that looks comfortable
*collapses*

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 9 August 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am drunk

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 9 August 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you have reason to be.
we click our glasses with you in mutual disgust and outrage and pity and sadness and wonder how you'll walk the halls the Monday w/out freaking out. Good luck.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I find 95% of this thread hilarious. Thank you.

This is also making me wish I could actually get drunk before the potent taste of alcohol disgusts me. Getting drunk actually sounds like great fun.

Cheers, you guys. *raises glass of water, natch*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Arggg my head. Not doing that again. Actually who am I kidding, I'll be back.

― fletrejet, Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be back tonight.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

hi guys

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

drunk

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

great! i'm NOT drunk. first time EVAH!

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 10 August 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

cot damn

― sean g, Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

itys a new day

― sean g, Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

cot damn

― sean g, Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hi guys

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

u get me

― sean g, Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring it beeotch!

― calstars (calstars), Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

― sean g, Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck moderation. I might as well get drunk and go on AIM.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I'm far too new to ILx to be posting drunk already. Jeez.

― rgeary (rgeary), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to ILE, home of drunk posters. Sounds like you'll fit right in.
:^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh lordy. I was afraid of that!

― rgeary (rgeary), Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He's home again
He's drunk again
He's bouncin' off the walls again

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

How to tell if a Canadian is fucked up: when they start quoting Payola$ lyrics.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

GODDAMMIT, my housemates totally know hot girls, or at least cute indie chicks, and they don't bring them aroudn the house often enough.

Listen you fucks, it's hard enough to meet new people ina fuckin' college town where everybody moves out by fuckin' age 22, but you could help a brotha out now & again.

in other news, i turn 27 on tuesday.

Peelander Z rocks! I was pulled onstage to play a cowbell! they brought their own bowling pins! suck on that, detroit scenesters!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, it's my birthday today!

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's funny that this thread is up top on a saturday nite at 3 in the morning. (I think there is something wrong with my ILM clock itst says it's only 2.)

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Payola, hahaha

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, A. **clinks glass on monitor screen**

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

filling up space, filling up space (being sung)

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

happy b'day a!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

the internet is international, so it's everytime right no.
(I can't decidee if I should post this in the I'm drunck 800000 thread or this thred so I will post in both)

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

GODDAMN. . .I'M SO DRUNNK

the last time i was this drunk i went to a strip bar and took off my clohes and the band that i love lost respect for me I THINK.

tonight they were cool. i want them to know i am not just a classeless ho and that I only strip for cool kids so THEY WERE
SPECIAL

is this any better? PROLLY NOT. whatever. monday school is back and life will begin to suck for me. :( i have to deal with thtat. :(

- S

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 10 August 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I'm not outta control drunk, but I just got back from a party, so I've had a few. I am pissed. The party took my mind off it for a few hours and now it's back. #1 I know I guy that just killed his own kid; his wife has to look at him and know that he killed their only son that she had to take fertility drugs to have. This pisses me off, and then I feel un-entitled to my anger because both the mom and the dad lost the son but my *God* how do you forget you child is in the car, that's insane? And why isn't he in jail? If a Latina from Riverside did the same thing she'd be behind bars, but because he's an upper class white professor he never even got arrested, wtf? Ok the rant will continue. And then there is a person who I am able to talk to for 5 minutes and then the next 5 minutes he's an asshole, fucking Jekyll and Hyde I fucking hate it, it is so fucking stupid, I think he is autistic, so unable to connect, I hate senseless waste, I hate it, one senseless waste after another after another after another and then we die. If I have to have a colostomy bag when I am old I want someone who loves me enough to deal with that, and I would deal with that for them. I'm looking at the long term now, life and death and sickness and health and all the things people take for granted or think will never happen to them, I mean who is going to be there, eh, or is everyone satisfied to die alone with no hand to hold onto, am I the last sentimental freak? The rant continues. And then there's they guy who can't figure out if he wants to be a girl and if that means that he's a straight lesbian and all he knows for sure is that he doesn't want to be with men and he is very sweet and he keeps getting me drunk but I want him to stop getting me drunk so I keep leaving early and then I think I make him feel bad but wtf? Then there's the guy who acts like I want to eat him alive fucking jumps up and runs goddam it I'm just a friend and no I don't want to do you, what the fuck is his problem? I don't want to pirouette down the Amazon with ayuhuasca eyes, I don't want to drown in coffee grounds in some suburb, I don't want a halfway anything, I wish I didn't know you when I think about it hard enough, and if someone would provide me a kitchen in which to bake cookies and a pillow for cuddling I would.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

sam, if they lost respect for you when you drunken removed your clothes for them, then they are not worthy of your attention.

Those Peabodys, however, probably are worth. Go strip for them. They will buy you beer. Probably.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 August 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

WOOOO I'M DRUNK MUTHAFUCKA. SOMEBODY IM MY AS AT JDSALMON1976 TOMORROW FUCKING NIGHT OR I'M GUNNA BE FUCKIN' DISAPPOINTED. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. V BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT. BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT.

HOW MANNY CELEBRITIES FROM THE GHETTO?! ODB MAY BE FAT & BORING NOW THAT HE'S OFF THE DRUGS, BUT HE CAN PROBABLY STILL ROCK A RHYME, PROVIDED THAT SOMEBODY GIVES HIM ENOUGH COFFEE.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ummmm

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, you and I need to go out drinking methinks.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sam, I worry about that. Remember, this is the same Orbit who thinks everything in the whole wide world is offensive.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be fireworks for sure!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she might try to put your fireworks out.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

guard your fuses!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I love fireworks.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That's enough talkin', all o you. Listen to the pops.

― DrunkenS, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, you HAVE to come to Romeofest.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

who or what is a romeofest?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

only one way to find out

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

now see that's not at all enticing. there's only one way to find out what cutting my arm off feels like, too, but I think I'll pass.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I assure you the only harm that will come to you is through being dangerously close to the fireworks, but I will sacrifice my own body and get in between you...I was gonna finish that sentence, but I think I won't.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Orbit, you and I need to go out drinking methinks.
-- Texas Sam

yes, come to LA, Sam, there's a bottle of scotch a-waiting!

And Keenan I don't think everything is offensive but I don't suffer fools and have zero tolerance for immature bullshit. You don't like it, don't get drunk with us!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 14 August 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.freehomepages.com/slklceskn6/bk_policeAW.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 14 August 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

everynight this thread is going to be posted on. It seems.

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 14 August 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/soreste/woohoo.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

and this one:

http://members.aol.com/soreste/kardlogo.jpg

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

HA!
http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2000-09-03/wasted.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

awoooooooooooo!!!

yeah, all my fuckas & bitches, i'm drunker than a drunk loon tonight. who wantsta arm wrestle?! I'll take all ya bitches on!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I can only say:
http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/hooray.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 17 August 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that's the spirit!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xanfan.com/trading/trashed.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

half way thru my 3rd guinness/listening to lynyrd skynyrd....i'm havin a wild weekend

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

still havin a wild weekend, on MONDAY NIGHT

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

my life makes little sense to a lot people but i'm tellin you it all happens for reasons...god told me to do [whatever i'm doing]

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah, it's MOnday night there? It's Sunday night here...are y'all actually an entire 24 hours ahead of us?

< keanu>Woah.< /keanu>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah ive always been a head of my time

― duane, Monday, 25 August 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

TS: romeofest vs romeofist

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

REVIVE.

Yay, I'm kinda drunk. And now I'm home alone. And my girlfriend's gone. Should I

a) Stop drinking?

b) Crack open a warm Bud?

c) Crack open the bottle of Ketel One, even though we have nothing to mix it with?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

I'll tell you what the answer is -- mix Ketel One with decaf coffee, half-and-half, and chocolate!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

hi dere

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

i want ketel one and coffee NOW god damn it

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

Kidnap a bartender.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

Most bold.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

JUST YOU WATCXH

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

Bottle of wine, 1st season of Rome, and deadbeat former roommate who still has the keys likely to come a knockin'...

ACTIVATE.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

rock

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

The problem with good cheap wine is that it's easy to drink it really damn fast.

Also, this Rome shit kicks ass. Every single character is some sort of serious evil, yet I love them all.

In the course of typing this, I discovered that:

Your search - "one who practices incest" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

Watched Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels w/friend. V. enjoyable while drunk. Even Sting. Will test later when sober.

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

You shan't be disappointed. If you like that cockney, Madonna-loving sort of thing when sober, that is.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

OK cool zzzzzzzzz

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't read any of this thread cuz i'm tipsy. Ijust had a very nice time with an old friend. Gold. Old friends are.

― Maria :D, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

Just watched the end of the eleventh episode, and I can't stop raising my glass and shouting "THIRTEEN!".

Old friends are amazing.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

RUGBY

― max, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

tonight was the first night i stayed until last call at a bar in 6 months! so much fun, agh drunk!

― modestmickey, Saturday, 24 February 2007 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

THREAD TITLE OTMFM SRLSLY

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 February 2007 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

No. of non-consequensial items broken into many pieces: 4
No. of Pretenders, Red House Painters, Magnetic Fields, Kaki King, Mountain Goats, and Tom Waits songs listened to on repeat while drinking: 9
No. of ex-girlfriends called: 1
No. of meals prepared involving open flames: 2
No. of bottles of wine drunk alone: 2
No. of drunken cliches fulfilled: eleventy.

Guys. GUYES...

I been drinkin'.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 24 February 2007 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

hi guyz. i had to go celebrate my office manager's departre 2nite. i thunk i had around 18 beers. this is the 1st time ive coome home drunk 2 a sleeping GF since we'v e lived 2gether... its weird.

love, gready

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

lost count of pbr amount consumed. faruiza balk is really hot. went and saw johnny cash tribute show tonight. wheeeeeee.

― kingfish, Saturday, 24 February 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, did you mean your posts to me above to be as unpleasant as they now sound to me sober? Also, are you THE AMAZING RANDY?

― xero, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

en i see kay i am also drunk! do you aim? srsly dude, occupy my time! tehresa is bored. for real.

― tehresa, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

shit i just realized all those posts were from yesterday. oops.

― tehresa, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

i am drunk + woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hello snack food hello the office (nbc version) hello sleepiness hekko hello hello

― max, Sunday, 25 February 2007 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO HYDRATING

― max, Sunday, 25 February 2007 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

Again: Ned, did you mean your posts to me above to be as unpleasant as they now sound to me sober? Also, are you THE AMAZING RANDY?

― xero, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe I didn't end up posting here last night.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

I would have, but by the time I got home it was nearly 5 and I was incredibly cold from waiting for a bus that never came (had to wait for the next one, 25 mins later) and all I could think about was flannel sheets.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Xero: no to both! Besides, what's wrong with kidnapping a bartender? If they don't mind being kidnapped.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Flannel sheets = a good thing BTW. I'm loving my new set.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I did, however, meet a very nice young man at the bus stop who was from my part of Michigan! We chatted, he's cool and I am all for amassing local bros but he can't/won't drink on weeknights b/c of Real Job, so how to shot making him ONE OF US?

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

quit drinking so much

― gbx, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

It's not about the overall consumption, it's really about the amount of time spent fraternizing and/or out & about. Late nights do not necessarily equal shitfaced, sometimes they just mean that you danced until the bar closed and then you had to WAIT FOR THE MISSING BUS.

― Laurel, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, Ned. Late night did equal shitfaced in that case, and my condition the next day may have influenced my interpretation of the tone of those posts.

― xero, Sunday, 25 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO FREE IN N OUT

― max, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

HELLO MASTER CHARLES SHAW AND RICHARD D JAMES

― max, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

HELLO HYDRATING
― max, Sunday, February 25, 2007 4:18 AM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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