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So for the past week or so (if not longer) I've been noticing a lot of interchangeability to everyone's posts. Pretty much no matter what the thread is about, the answers fall within a certain pattern of predicability - the result being that you know what folks are going to say before you even get to their posts.

For example I post all the time on the food, drone rock, and Macintosh threads with pretty much the same type/content of posts. Other folks post about their hatred or love of NYC or LA, etc. Still other folks post about their unconditional love for Loveless, etc.

Not making a value judgment here, just noticing things. Anyway, this is the thread where you write the most most generic post that everyone would expect you to write.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Abba - "The Winner Takes It All"
2. Sean Paul - "Like Glue"
3. Something by Dexy's.

― Tom (Groke), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

dude! koritfw!

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

disco fries

― The Four Singing Beatles (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

picture of gareth's head in some sort of unusual scenario

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

haha the bit where husserl talks about facticity is actually abt ALIENS!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, you idiot, that (insert meme or style flourish here) is SO OVER.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I Like Slayer

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

What utensils have you got in your kitchen drawers? How many pets have you got? What's you favourite name? Where do you live? Tell me all about yourself! I love people, me! *explodes*

― C J (C J), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Something that doesn't make sense with lots of !!!!!!!!!'s.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

So last night I went out intending to tie my shoelace and come home, when I met this guy I know who owed me money, I bought a pint and they were all going to some party on the beach but we decided to go back to mine. Anyway after a while we were all completely fucked, I put on the jacques lu cont remix of something and I swear I saw through time. God I feel awful now though.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I am currently WHINGING on about some stereotype or whatnot that I DESPERATELY want to prove wrong. I am also going on about how much I actually really like San Antonio, in an effort to gain understanding as to why I would actually want to stay here, as well as posting fiery, opinion-filled beliefs of What I Hold To Be True, afterwards purposely avoiding the responses because I just KNOW I messed up again and didn't temper my words. Other things I'm posting include my moments of self-hatred and self-doubt, little silly bits of nonsense, and things that maybe perhaps reveal a bit too much about myself... ?

Excellent thread idea, Chris hon.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Smoking is deadly.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

God I feel awful now though.

Other things I'm posting include my moments of self-hatred and self-doubt, little silly bits of nonsense, and things that maybe perhaps reveal a bit too much about myself... ?

Smoking is deadly.

This == the right time to combine self-loathing, deep-rooted insecurity, fatalism, and a religious escape route.

― nestmanso (nestmanso), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Smoking is deadly != fatalism

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Candy.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, jess pretty much otm

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ohiohistory.org/etcetera/exhibits/kilroy/posters/images/acarel~1.jpg

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

blah blah blah blah blah
thin lizzy blah my kids blah
whoop-de-fuckin'-do

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

you write the most most generic post that everyone would expect you to write.

Doesn't this thread assume that everyone is a little too predictable? I think this thread might benefit from counseling.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm posting this naked, and I'm imagining that you're all the same way.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Unsurprisingly I have read and reread with no large uninterest what the Nipper has to say here. As ever, his ability to spin an inspiring line into the waters of imagination commands shoals of respect. Yet still there are some things about his post that I cannot understand, or cannot agree with. Curiously enough I think (old themes here) that he *underrates* Morley's spatial sense - let me raise a flaccid arm one more time and point to pp.130-1 of Nothing, whose italics always take me such pains to stick on the screen. I have yet, or am yet, to give up on the notion that this brand of localism is something that British writing, or anyone else's, should not try too hard to be without.

Cozen: I admire once again the phrasing, can't buy the whole of the sentiment. Allow me to say that I wish you would sort out your way with punctuation, which skates on thin ice over the gradually freezing back of my neck.

The Doc is OTM.

I agree with Tom E about some of the usual things, and disagree with him, or don't share his emotional locale, about some of the others. Possibly this is unavoidable.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

<singsong>
Someone posted in the wrong thread! Someone posted in the wrong thread!
</singsong>

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate myself.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm out of here!!!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Like Glue" is great. But it aint as good as "Punkie." Why can't people talk more about dancehall, anti-capitalism, how great Montreal is, Jamaica, and dancehall?
(Don't answer my question--that's normally how it works...unless you're Dave Stelfox, and then you'll need to mention how necessary the Ward 21 album is)

― cybele (cybele), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking hell... I mean, do we really need to listen to this record again, or can we just go round to the cunt's house and set fire to his parents? I mean... really.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, there's a few good examples of this sort of thing. I'm going to go the obvious route and say that Beck ca. '93-'94 was probably the best at it. Which reminds me: how fucking awesome would a bitter-as-hell Mellow Gold-style-lyrics Beck sound produced by El-P? Answer: as awesome as Ultimo Dragon driving a Maserati Ghibli with Maggot Brain on the tape deck.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You emo bastards. Pumpkins. Nick Drake. "Only Lover."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 9 August 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

derek bailey is playing on monday.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(he actually is btw)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

WBS I like the D-Side track!!!

― Tom (Groke), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bizarro.jpg

also, Husker Du is cool. i want a girlfriend.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, if we wanted to sell em to kids, we could call em Pineapple Zombie Blowpops, see --

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK THAT SHIT I ATE FOUR POUNDS OF MEAT YESTERDAY AND WE WENT THROUGH A 30 PBRS PLUS A CASE OR URQUELL AND A 12 OF MHL AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM HAVING A BLOODY MARY THAT WAS LIKE 3/4 ABSOLUT PEPPAR AND I HATE MY JOB SO MUCH HOLY SHIT.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

also Tracer Hand OTM

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The Breakfast Club is on tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf who forgot to inform me. Who wants some naked pictures of me? I'm bored.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

?Ally is my favoritest girl ever

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.posterplanet.net/pictures/images/Sa1b1.gif

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and this morning at dawn when walking home from Shoreditch, some guy chased me offering a lit cigarette, shouting, 'what's your name, what's your name?' I replied, 'that's classified information' and just kept walking.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 9 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we not at least have a civilized discussion, just this once?

Speaking of civility, that reminds me of Embassy Row and how much I love Washington DC. Don't forget yr manners when the anthems play.

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 9 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

sowerby bridge

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 9 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I want naked pictures of Ally! Only one ILXer has taken me up on the similar offer I made! (I won't name and shame that person!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 9 August 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.chello.nl/e.visser25/hijskraan1.jpg

― Eriik, Saturday, 9 August 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm posting this naked, and I'm imagining that you're all the same way.

You'd be trying to wash out your memory with soap if you saw what I actually look like naked. That's probably why guys pointedly ignore me, and therefore I will probably never again have another boyfriend.

And I actually liked the place where I interviewed for a job last week, but of course nobody there called me back. But at least I do have a job interview tomorrow -- wish me luck!

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Soul Coughing/Dismemberment Plan/Q & Not U do that better.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But the original by Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys is so loose and free and fast and fun! Only I have heard it, yet can anyone else tell me more stuff that sounds like this?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever, TX is the center of the world and yr all just fules for not realizing this.

(btw, I love giving blowjobs)

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sitting in my freshly shitten underpants typing this while masturbating and having sex all at the same time. I like Iron and Wine.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the best thread ever! I'd add something to it, but I don't think I have a distinctive voice. I mean I say things all the time but I think that the stuff I say is entirely unrepresentative of me as me. More later, can't think now.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't wanna rock...DJ! but you're making me feel so niiiiiiiiiiiice....Robbie Williams is the greatest man who ever lived!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i just like to stir shit up. and make promises that i don't intend to keep and whine about it later. and talk a lot about frank zappa/kraftwerk/gary numan/david bowie and make fun of things and people that i think are dumb.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

and making threads mutate. can't forget the joy i get in making a thread mutate!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer Chow: hot or hot?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

only when he's in the same picture with burl ives.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

So are you theorizing it's really Burl Ives who is hot and his hotness radiates to all and sundry in picture with him?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it's that spencer looks hot in comparison to burl ives. shit, i probably would look hot in comparison to burl ives!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kneel before ZIM!!! little pixie boy! Poo ur blimey eh? I am demasadio hot as they say in furrin.

― Sarah (starry), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sad. And tired. Now happy. Oh, I like giving blowjobs, too. Sex! Oh, sad again. Wait, now happy. Yay you all are wonderful, the best friends ever! I'm not drunk yet, but I want to be. I'm bored. My car is wrecked! You go girl! Oh, I'm sad again. Hey sug, I'm here for you. BEST DAY EVER! Tamara and I.... Oh wait, I'm going surfing. Let me tell you about my underwear. I like sex toys. Oh, drama again. I hate my job. I'm moving! Drunk! I still can't sleep.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OK Tadsky, you explain the other photos then and I'll agree.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i guess spencer looks hot in non-burl pix too. but he looks real hot when compared to burl. which, i guess, buttresses yer point upthread.

(why did i just call another male ILXor "hot"?)

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

U R GAY?

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Honesty?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

B-DAWG!!! Best man ever I swear to you all. I kiss you, Bryan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not gay b/c i never offered to give spencer my $3 starbucks gift certificate.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I want Starbucks RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blast.net/hart/starbuck.jpg http://www.terravista.pt/PortoSanto/5735/pictures/starbuck.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

just remember ally YOU ASKED FOR IT!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(this would be much more interesting, though less sociable, if ppl posted as other ppl)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

they had a thread like that once ... it's archived somewhere here

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

PHWOAR!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm flying to a fabulous foreign country to see Radiohead. I hate myself and I think I am ugly and unloveable. Jonny Greenwood is hot.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

HONOR THE FIRE, YOU FATUOUS CHEESE MONKEYS!

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/band87-92/reflex1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.duskdigital.com/gallery/albums/killingjoke/Killing_Joke_41x.thumb.jpg

"I AM OMNISCIENT!"

― Uncle Jaz (vassifer), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

why won't marc bolan be my girlfriend???!!!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 9 August 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Something about Zelda.
2. Something cryptic.
3. Paul Morley I'm not sure I love you anymore.
4. Men in American novels tend to wear hats, ask the Blue Nile about this.
5. Some different 'form' of post, like a numbered list, say.
6. ...

― David. (Cozen), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

7. Post five seconds later adding the thought that came out when my internal clock completed its revolution.
8. Something silly said like that above.
9. Name change.

― David. (Cozen), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

1) I work late and am in a bad mood.
2) Something about wine.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He is hot and I would so do him but it's a shame about his goddamned heterosexuality. Anyone I hope that doesn't happen to me when I finally get to Saskatchewan this fall.

Erik will never e-mail me. Grrr.

Also, Ned, consider yourself mocked.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

*crude Photoshop of 50 Cent or Conor Oberst*

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sad attempt to defend Conor.

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for Thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.

And speaking of glory: Hello, NURSE!

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 9 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thecountypress.com/PET/KITTENS-U.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? Whut thee? Wot? Whateva.

You know how we do, foolio.
*unintelligible self-important gibberish*

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 10 August 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

can someone else do mine, ima go back to bed

― duane, Sunday, 10 August 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds of this really cute thing my cat did, the last time I didn't show up for something because I was sick.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 10 August 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH NIGGA ON DA REALS YALL FLIPPIN NIGGAS OVER THE NEW 83 PLUS 100 POSSE REMIX OF GGGARY DADDY FT LIL BERT, DA WALLETNICKERS & CRAYON SMUGGLAZ "PIMP JUICE" YEAH ON DA REALZ HOT YEAH

― s trife, Sunday, 10 August 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

picture of Bender, some whinge about use of the word 'indie', something defensive and a snappy one-liner.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Blah blah blah Maurice Chevalier blah blah blah Shirley Collins blah blah blah insomnia blah blah blah I hate rock critics blah blah blah How Green Was My Valley blah blah blah oh I have a story blah blah blah why are you all so angry with me? blah blah blah.

― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.grampaslap.com/ilx/momus.gif

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

THis is great. So we have to be typical people? Ok, I love London, but the boys whistle too much. I wish Ukraine was still socialist but those Russian mafia have taken over. Neds reviews are very good but he has large shorts like most Amerikanski. Momus is a sweetie but he should still write torch ballads. BE more seriuos. Irony is overrated here. Apart from that you are all lovely and I kiss you. Bisou.

― Llliya, Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I do this, I think this, my opinion is right and here's some long, pompous words to prove it. Never mind that my logic is deeply flawed, I'm pretending not to notice.

Did I tell you about that thing I did that most people would find intensely embarrassing but I seem to be able to mention with nary a blush?

How about [insert your name here] take your egocentric ramblings that no-one else is interested in and go kill yourself?

― Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 10 August 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all old farts, I don't know anything about punk, I love Talk Talk, blah blah, something about meatballs, me and Emma went on a boat-trip, do you think I'd like The Magnetic Fields? ehehehehehehe...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i am in love with this girl i saw on campus today, she had a green cardigan, red hair and GREAT CALVES. she could do with more eyeliner, tho.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 10 August 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

selfpityselfpityselfpity DELGADOS selfpityselfpity GRATUITOUSPICTUREOFHEROUTOFBALLBOY BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE selfpityselfpityselfpityCRIKEYselfpityselfpity

Obviously.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 10 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I did this once, my cat got all excited and rubbed against my head for HOURS, it was annoying

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 August 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It might work for you though, I dunno

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 August 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And here is where I post something entirely out of context to a thread I have only skimmed.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 10 August 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Conservatives who whinge about PC are only bemoaning their loss of control blah blah blah yuppies are boring pretentious Ken-dolls yeah yeah yeah and by the way Sydney sucks....

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 10 August 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

And now I do what Kenan described just before my last post, and completely grab the wrong end of the stick and spend the next half-dozen posts trying to save face by dissembling like crazy and making obscure, doomed efforts to establish a non-existant connection so as not to look like a complete tool and also I post in absurdly long-winded sentences which never come to an end

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Sunday, 10 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

this is like that one Simpsons episode where everyone shows up at the end just to say their lame catchphrases, except it's not.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 10 August 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

* arrives on thread several weeks after everyone else has left *

* posts something that makes me sound indescribably old – ‘When Samuel Johnson and I were down at the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens one night…’ or similar *

* no one replies, ever *

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 10 August 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

wTF THIS BORED IS CALLED "I LOVE MUSIC:" THAT IS SO MESSED UP BCUZ YOU OBLIVIOUSLY DONT LISTEN TO ***REAL** MUSIC!!!!!!!! DAVE IS THE MOST TALENTID MUSIC PERSON EVER SINCE THE ROLLING STONES AND IF U DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LISTEN TO SOMEHTING BY HIM
OR IF U THINK UR AGLEGDLY TOO "COOL" 4 DMB THEN JUST FUCK OFF AND LISTEN TO UR CRAP "INDY" MUSIC LOL OK WHATEVER
DIEEEEEEEEE

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 10 August 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

...discographical details; semicolon splices; incoherent allusions...

― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 10 August 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I have hairy leggys! They need to be waxed so I can wear my BEAUTIFUL SHOES which I ph34r I will not be able to walk in for very long.

― Sarah (starry), Sunday, 10 August 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

As politely as I can, I still find so many of the things you are saying annoying and self-contradictory < subtext> I am jealous of your intellect and drive, and feel depressed about my own lack of follow-through, plus I haven't had sex or even kissed a woman in a really long time .

― J (Jay), Sunday, 10 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

< /subtext>

― J (Jay), Sunday, 10 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(I forgot to say something earlier, but now I've forgotten what it was (oh, bollocks))

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 10 August 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

23 skidoo hurting in my heart fnord scooby snack zoinks y'all always fo'get 'bout FISHBONE mufuckas gettin' rigoddamnmuthafuckindiculous living in a tragicomedy theatre of the absurd watching the fnord world go down the shitter he's kicking it old school! "This must be how God feels when he's got a gun in his hand" and I'm spent exit stage right even.

― nickalicious may or may not be stoned (nickalicious), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha D'oh!

― nickalicious is also stoopidiculous (nickalicious), Sunday, 10 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha the bit where husserl talks about facticity is actually abt ALIENS!!

mark s, you can't just make claims like this without providing some sort of explanation. This is the sort of thing that makes me think people who are into phenomenology are intellectually shady. I admit that I haven't read Husserl though. I'm actually very interested in reading this sort of material, but due to various personal contingencies it just hasn't come to pass.

(I realize I am a marginal ILX poster--and that's basically the way I like it--but I thought I could still make a small contribution here, especially since I have a sense of humor this afternoon.)

― Al Andalous, Sunday, 10 August 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

*something dull that slightly misses the point*
*references Scottish football*
*no-one reads this*
*thread dies*

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 10 August 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

who is nick cave?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 10 August 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked True Romance!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 10 August 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I kiss you!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 10 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I think [insert name] is quite nice. I got a brilliant vintage hat in Camden Market yesterday (though my mate Lucas did ask if I was ever going to wear anything contemporary ever again), but then I walked into a lampost and somehow took the wrong bus after and eneded up in Tufnel Park. I blame the hangover really (well sort of, damn those cosmopolitans).

(there is nothing wrong with Tufnel Park, I just wanted Highbury)

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(and oh [insert name] I'm really sorry I haven't e-mailed yet)

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked True Romance!

I need to watch this one of these days.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Haven't posted to this thread yet...BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!!! heh heh

― dave q, Sunday, 10 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

beer/New Zealand/libraries/music/Greek food/peanut butter(repeat)

― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 10 August 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*bitchy remark about z-list celeb*

― j0e (j0e), Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

non sequitur about how horny I am; incoherent hungover gripe about having a job; typo

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread feels incomplete to me.

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 11 August 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

*post*

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 11 August 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(*clarifies above post*)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 11 August 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, hang on.
http://www.toysforusonline.com/large/3955.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

better?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

[lascivious remark to luna]

― oops (Oops), Monday, 11 August 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha my boyfriend's so awesome! I need more Yoo-Hoo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yoo-Hoo is so emo.

That dildo picture is inappropriate and wrong.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 11 August 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

AIM ILX chat transcript

rosemary: I just took of my bra
rosemary: mmmm BACON
rosemary: I went to a yard sale and I bought another Barbra album!! it was a dollar!

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 11 August 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian Kinney is hot!
http://www.showcase.ca/queerasfolk/images/about/char_full_brian.jpg

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 11 August 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

*secretly has resentment of at least three of the above posts, predominantly through jealousy of better social life, higher intelligence, more hair etc., and says something fluffy, throwaway and violently passive-aggressive that leads to an exchange obliging him to say in extreme detail why he doesn't like said three people*

*apologises for allowing self to be drawn into bitchfest - feel secretly pleased and filled with self-hate*#

NB above is also (perhaps more) applicable to AIM/FAP scenarios.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 11 August 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

matt pastries annoying coworkers need for approval annoying students matt pizza biscuits brighton poetry cups of tea grumpy happy grumpy happy money trouble furniture empathy big brother chocolate diplomacy hugs reserve anxiety matt

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 11 August 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi. I'm starting a poorly worded thread which no one will answer for a long time. Then I'll try and ask it again, but mess it up so that it causes a bunch of misunderstandings.

I hate New York. (Just kidding, I don't really hate New York. Please don't hate me).

Me and Sarah...

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 11 August 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The lack of Dirty Dronerock Boys on this thread is severely distressing to me. I think I'm going to go off and listen to Spacemen 3 and have dirty sex with HSA.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 11 August 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope Kate doesn't see that, Suzy

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Presuming yr actually Kate on Suzy's comp, obv

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Which you prob aren't actually, now I THINK about it

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I like suzy's game much much better. But I am evil like that.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh!!!!!

(That somehow makes it even more funny)

(I just had the evil thought to post as Suzy but she might put something evil in my salad in revenge!)

― kate at suzy's house (suzy), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, did any body see my post in that other thread?
I can't believe nobody's put it in the LOL thread. It's so freakin' funny. You dipshits don't have any sense of appreciation.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I missed this thread! Here's an inoffensive joke! I love you all! Please love me! New York City! Fashion! In-joke!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

-- and see, they come in other flavors, too, like peach zombie blowjobs and sour apple zombie blowjobs --

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

make sure she tosses your salad while she's at it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

jel is so cute.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally want to try a sour apple zombie blowjob. But no Moxie. Dear lord. I wonder about something completely unrelated and then decide it doesn't matter. I need a drink.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me of Wheeler!!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

SPLOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOJ!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I wrote a book about that.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

SUZY MAKES VENGEANCE SALAD! film at 11:00

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

When I write a book it's gonna be all about all the shit that went down at Hampshire, like this one time we were just sitting there right and then we were like, fuck drinking the entire bottle of vodka, let's bust some shit, yo. Then we go over to the recycling shed and set it on fire then ran over to the "art garden" and broke all that shit. But someone was like coming so we had to run away? And ran right into the cops who were putting out the shed fire. Haha obv. this is going to be all fake names but it's all true.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I have probably asked you before, Ally, but when (like, what year(s)) was your Hampshire contact, anyway?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

2001-2002, I think?? Hazy time period for me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Waaay after my time. I think I knew that. You would not know the legendry of Dakin G-1, then :)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dakin G-1 = world-conquering mecha-phallus?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm fairly sure that if you even say "world-conquering mecha-phallus" on the Hampshire campus, eco-friendly lasers will pop out of free-range evergreens and castrate you.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Except in a paper title, like "World-Conquering Mecha-Phallus: Patriarchalism and the Gendered Robot in The Transformers," or "World-Conquering Mecha-Phallus: Queering the Music of Steely Dan Through Modern Dance."

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah that's the name of my book!!! The transformers one, I mean.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I now desperately want to go to Hampshire College and pass out Hug A Secret Serviceman! flyers. (A friend from high school actually did this at Carleton when students protested the FBI coming to campus to recruit.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

At this point, things might've swung enough that that would be rebellious and hip! Probably not, though. They were in the news not that long ago, something about 9/11 or Bush sucking or ... God only knows.

You know those "Little. Yellow. Different. Better" ads for Nuprin, back whenever? The LBGA or one of its associate organizations did a little stand-up-and-advertise thing in the cafeteria one day, in which one chick stood up and the other chick pointed at her and said, "Little. Lithuanian. Lesbian. Better," and then talked about the LBGA and how it was multi-ethnic and etc.

They were protested by another gay-and-lesbian student organization because referencing an ad with "Yellow" in the tagline, while pointing at a person, implied an ethic slur.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

... even as I type it, that makes no sense, but I promise I'm not the source of the lack of sense.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Better."?????????????? People let them get away with that?

If I stood up and said, "I'm better than you because I'm black, I'm handsome, and I'm smarter than you," I'd get lynched.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they got away with that bit cause it was from the Nuprin ad, though. Who knows. (Although it's still an odd choice since the point of the Nuprin ad WAS the "better" part.) You're overlooking the ludicrousness of the protest!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm lodging a sensible protest in place of the ridiculously stupid brean-dead one that actually happened.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(Reading that appears to have hurt my own brean so that I can no lunger spel.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, okay. Yeah, in a way that's even more representative of Hampshire, missing the obvious wrong in favor of the hip one.

"We're protesting the war on Iraq!"

"Okay, yeah, I'm not too crazy about foreign policy right now --"

"The camouflage face paint the Marines use is tested on animals!"

"... what?"

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(The best Halloween costume I saw in college was worn by an Asian couple who dressed in all black and put a big yellow dot on their chests. When asked what they were dressed as, their hint was "Little. Yellow. Different.")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

typical me post:
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster35.jpg
blah blah, insert somethin involving sweaty man love, self deprecation, more stuff about hasselhoff horse love, further self deprecation

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

David Hasselhoff is so wonderful!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hes one with all the animals:
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster30.jpg
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Poster105.jpg

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

BINGO!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*puts on Spacemen 3's "Dreamweapon"*

That restaurant is indeed very good, but I was having trouble really getting into it because the food reminded me so much of a restaurant in this obscure town which specializes in the northwestern regional style of that cuisine. This place has your basic dishes, but with elements of it's neighboring country so the spicing is unusually strong and the dishes have more fruit and things like pumpkin in it.

Damn, I haven't been there in awhile. I should drop in on my way back from my Nova Scotia road trip.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lovekisshugs.com/gifs/smokeypaws.jpg

Look! Yet ANOTHER cat that looks like my Pepper!

Blah ti BLah Nick and I are SO in love and blah ti blah my mom is crazy and blah di blah my bands and so on...
And I am hungry AND sleepy AND I don't like my boss that much.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

God Ally (he writes, patronisingly), writing a book, that's so thoughtless to all those people who don't like books, can't you see that your selfish bookwriting is making MY life less easy and comfortable, screw your civil liberties and common sense in general.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Mark C hates me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I had good food, I am sleepy, I am currently not listening to music, I am typing. Yup.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/boyz.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

[hopeful/helpful but w/too much info]

...and a link instead of html

― stripey, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel much better now that I've had like nine beers but you I still hate Billy Corgan's voice

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Brain freeze, apparently lost my whip, but found the handcuffs. All is right, again.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, I guess it's okay.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I mention Busted recently? And me loving my job?

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand you, why do you think fondling of your friend's balls is necessarily sexual in nature?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I *love* anal sex!

teenagers are the spawn of the devil. lazy, theivin' little hoods.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Grohl rules and any musician that has not worked with him sucks!!!!

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OMGWTFLOLURTEHHFAGETHAHAHA(!!!)

― lisafrank! (deangulberry), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lighthearted witticism" "Sexual Innuendo" "Effort to be/appear sincere and sensitive" "Blatant Silliness"

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

wait, i have to go to this all-you-can-eat-meat dinner in 40 mins.

-- phil-two (philtw...), January 7th, 2005 5:53 PM. (phil-two) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 8 January 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo!!!!!!!!! what's wrong with dr\/gz huh? i'm trying to listen to homework right now but i think it is teh suck. don't know why... is there something wrong with me? am i a bad person?

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 8 January 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

payattentiontomepayattentiontomepayattentiontome!

― luna not logged in, Saturday, 8 January 2005 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

roommate couch assblast saint etienne underworld sergio leone cubs rule but suck anyway

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 8 January 2005 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

January leaf-turning-over won't be a cunt any more ooh I'm fat look some new shoes emo nonsense on TITTWIS anyone want to go to see AFC Wimbledon?

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 8 January 2005 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

is it absolutely vital that you go and watch KFC wimbledon?? or is it just to see the tasty hot wingers??

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 8 January 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I secretly want to be a Japanese woman.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Saturday, 8 January 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's well worth contemplating the necessity on further review of our activities in Iraq in particular, where it seems that there's been no real improvement in the situation. My general contempt for BushCo remains steady.

The new High on Fire is great!

What wine shall I buy for dinner tonight?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

[I still don't know what 'koritfw' means.]

― youn, Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

[bump! if geeta is still around...]

― youn, Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep On Rockin' In The Free World.

― Anna (Anna), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

[thanks, Anna!]

― youn, Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Alternately, (a) Keep, followed by (b) On, but really I'm more inclined to think that (c) Rockin', because in most cases you'll notice (d) In, which is to say (e) The, insofar as (f) Free -- and, most importantly -- (g) World.

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

[Mods please add unnecessary italics]

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread sucks.

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I secretly want to be a Japanese woman.

-- Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (b4ri

{looking intently}...apparently your wish was granted.

― CarefulWhat, Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

last night i got stoned and watched the wizard of oz while listening to dark side of the moon. then I ate a sandwich and procrastinated.

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 8 January 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps the growth in both production values and aesthetic conservatism in Canadian electroacoustic music in the early 80s can be considered in terms of contemporary developments in popular music - increased critical dismissal of prog/AOR/fusion/pomp as bloated and affectively empty while seekng the old countercultural values in more fashionably 'authentic' folk forms and fashionably 'inauthentically' 'authentic' new wave pop forms, with the critically approved face of pop becoming favoured over actual radio content ('rockism' working against, like, rock as usual). Journey's "Separate Ways" and Barry Truax's "Riverrun" can both be considered in this regard. More concise than I dunno "Arras" or "Heart of the Sunrise" or something but with fruity-ass synths all over the place, you know?;) A tasty orchard in these cases maybe.

At least that's how it seems to me sometimes. Maybe i'm thinking too much about this?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"...I'm thinking too much about this?"

(Not that I listen to any of this stuff really all that much these days.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(Wait, that "as usual" maybe isn't so typical. Erf, now it looks all snotty or something. Crap.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY, IT'S ANNA!!! I miss you, girl. *hugs*

*more overexuberant bits of nothing that get attention from Archel, Pink, (Chicago) Sarah, and Huck, and maybe Mark C and Julia if I'm lucky*

[or]

*overpassionate but poorly thought-out and expressed comments about some social issue that gets called out by a wide variety of individuals*

[or]

*"poor, pitiful me" calls for attention that end up actually getting me attention but also make me feel like an emotional prostitute, delivering the "right" words for the payout of other people's acknowledgement*

Oh, and have I told you about Duran Duran? Yeah, I hear their latest single, "What Happens Tomorrow", in ads for the new "Joan of Arcadia" eps on CBS! Really, really cool.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(Oh, and also add Mark's Sarah to the list of people I'd probably get some attention from in that first bit there.)

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i am watching pbs right now b/c bright eyes will be on soon, fer realz.

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zNP-f_9gXWEJ:http://www.durstfan.zenidhost.net/durstfan/newshit/images/Untitled-1_07.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

[haha, it's amazing how you can tell who that is from such a small pic]

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 January 2005 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

[i have no idea what ppl expect me to write; someone should pretend to be me just for laffs! p.s. i am kinda drunk.]

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 January 2005 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

meme is money

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn! I meant to type:
I have one thing to say to you: meme is money.

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course if I had done it right either the first or the second time I would have had the full text and the link in the appropriate place.

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Gosh, he is soooo lovely ::crush crush crush:: except his loveliness only makes me more neurotic because I secretly feel I don't deserve him.

― Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Monday, 10 January 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I got very drunk indeed and slept with my best friend's mum when I was 17. Frankly, its been all downhill ever since.

She looked like Felicity Kendall's foxier younger sister. I still love her. Not as much as I love Ledley King though.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 January 2005 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck that shit. That's not what I would do.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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