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Four boys from the South rolled up out the Holland Tunnel on a Saturday afternoon blasting Immigrant Song out the open windows of the car and proceeded to kill 23 cans of PBR out of a cooler with barely any ice in it on the Upper West Side and then busted loose on the subways with straws and paper bags getting boozed up ghetto stylee and then found themselves at The Magician surrounded by hot young ladies and well you know what goes on at the Magician, people get horribly drunk and then wander off to strip clubs where nobody pays much attention to the strippers and Luke didn't actually throw up after like two triple shots of Jagermeister and Anthony got interviewed by the NY Times and we pushed this table around and then Luke bought a 40 and lurched into the bar with it while a burning cigarette was still dangling from his mouth and the doorman didn't say a thing but the bartender did and then there was like I dunno more drunkenness or something and confusion regarding how to open the locks on some doors and some people ended up sleeping amongst fancy office cubicles and dude like WTF next day the sheets are covered in BBQ sauce and everybody is exhausted so we sat around and drank all the rest of the beer and smoked a grip of cigarettes and VH1 Classic was playing the best shit ever again and like it took us six hours to get home because sometimes after you have a really amazing 24 hour once-in-a-lifetime experience (this is not my beautiful house!!) you just get jacked right in the ass with traffic and bad weather to remind you that you are actually not a team of superheroes but damn if we didn't come close.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot the part where Luke screamed that I was the devil and threw a pizza box at me. Also when you made out with him.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone sign me up for a Millar-weekend.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's a picture of him at the Magician!

http://www.physics.purdue.edu/~bp/pics/sealab/murphy.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar-weekends are available every weekend from here until I get killed minus a few national holidays like Thanksgiving and Xmas where I have to fulfill filial obligations and make face time with the blood relatives, starting at only $300 (you must provide your own xportation to either Baltimore, DC or NYC) (selection of crazy buddy entourage may differ)

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The above fee includes all drinks, meals, tobacco products and any fancy ass shit I may or may not impulsively buy for you from random boutiques on the street

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. *checks bank balance*

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This sounds promising.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 August 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that's it. I'm moving to new york.

― Dan I., Monday, 11 August 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

god damn it did I make the wrong decision abt the balto thing.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 11 August 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hesh wants sex!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 August 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

SEX!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 August 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Also:
1. Wade-a-palooza 2003
2. Guy in bunny suit
3. I can't remember but it hurts

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My office smells like cigarettes. What in the fuck. I didn't have to pay no $300 and I got four of you people, I feel special.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha man I just remember the whole jager scene, why did we do that? It was like a terrible movie.

(LUKE staggers towards bar, trying to decide what he wants to drink for his 57th drink. ALLY approaches)
ALLY: So...want to do shots?
LUKE: NO.
ALLY: I'm in a terrible mood. It'd cheer me up. Come on. Let's do shots.
LUKE: NO!
ALLY: Pleeeeaaaaaase?
(BARTENDER is amused, approaches)
BARTENDER: C'mon, do shots with the lady. What the hell is the matter with you?
LUKE: NO! Give me your cheapest beer.
ALLY: I'll take an amstel.
BARTENDER: Oooh she's expensive!
LUKE: FUCK her, she's not my girlfriend.
ALLY: We also will be needing shots of something.
LUKE: GOD no. Ok ok, let's do...ummm....red headed slut.
BARTENDER: (didn't hear LUKE) What?
LUKE: CHRIST I'M FROM THE SOUTH!!!!

(for some reason I was thinking about this walking to work this morning and I almost died laughing, what does that last comment mean?)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

my PBR did not afford me such pleasure this weekend.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Come to NYC! Disclaimer: you might wish you were dead afterwards. Like I do, right now. Oh my god.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Newwwwwww York City!

Dear God, people. Remind me to never do that again. I'm getting old now. Did I mention that? The big two - seven.

and Luke, I apologize for the layer of grease I am covering your keyboard with right now.

I know the answer to the Pizza Christ question. He didn't get laid. Pizza Christ is on haitus. There was a time (around 2:47 to be exact) that Pizza Christ thought about straying from his sexless high road but then it was forgotten. I think that's the time Luke stumbled in (flaming dice shirt and all) with the cig and foty and the entire bar let out a collective slow-motion "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" Next time these kids tell you they are rock stars, don't believe 'em. Rock stars have responsibilities. Rock stars are straight up white collar compared to the self distruction I witnessed this weekend.

Lessons learned this weekend
one! falling asleep curled up in a cubicle = nowhere near as comfortable as it might have seemed. I'm still hurting.

two! NYC has been sucessfully brainwashed into thinking smoke causes cancer. Smoke causes cancer? Lung cancer? Myth! What's next, outlawing honking?

three! Hipsters are hipsters everywhere. All equally self-destructive, Grandaddy listenin' hip-sters. I'm tired of black, people, give me a new color.

I want some more.

― Jarvis Breakdown (Pizza Christ), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF next day the sheets are covered in BBQ sauce

You cannot let this go unexplained.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way... residents of 8932... I yelled at the little kid next door. Old. and authoritative, dammit. He was banging on the front door, screaming and crying. Dakota rage. I said "Chilllll little man. Whatever it is, it ain't worth it" and then wondered if that's how I'm going to talk to my own children. "Hush now, child. Everything's gonna be allllllllright. And if ya don't? Ya dad's gonna put a whoopin' on you"

God, I hope I get to say "whoopin" at least once in my parental career.

WHOOPIN'

yep.

Oh yeah, there was a point. The kid didn't like it and went in to tell his mom. So, uh, they might be mad at you guys for awhile.

My bad.

― Jarvis Breakdown (Pizza Christ), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, PC, you, Luke & Tom are my favoritest people in the entire history of mankind, I love you more than I love even Falco.

Matt, you so do not want to hear the explanation for the BBQ sauce. The laundry people are going to be all like, "Whoa this girl is a total freak, she brings in 500lbs of laundry at once and it looks like THIS."

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK, ANTHONY IS ALSO MY FAVORITEST PERSON!!!!!! Dude, the Bunnyman. Did the pix get uploaded yet goddamnit? I wanna see just how bad my bed looked.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Come to NYC! Disclaimer: you might wish you were dead afterwards.

normally, i would, but i'm not coming to CMJ this year, so that's out.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 11 August 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I appreciate the love thrown my way I think Falco was dealt an unnecessary blow.

Gone but not forgotten. R.I.P. Big "F"

West Side.

Rock.

― Jarvis Breakdown (Pizza Christ), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor, poor Falco.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 11 August 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I got the Conan OST in the mail three days too late.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Today at work all I did was power nap every fifteen seconds.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Tombot...too weird to live, too rare to die. Rock over London, rock on Odenton.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza Christ! I am the 4th member of Pizza Christ. The other three left 20 cans of PBR in my fridge which is now down to 13 on a Monday night.

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a Medium Brown Bag today. It brought a tear to my eye.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Make that 11 beers.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That is the best ILX alias ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm worried that my life has peaked

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me, every time I say something like that, it gets better. I was pretty convinced it had peaked in January 2002. And like 4 or 5 times since then.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But on the other hand I would say things like that. "This is the best thing ever!! OMG!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU! Let me get my shirt off in appreciation!" This is like my entire life problem in a nutshell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

this ILX think is odd. ive been afraid to post on it because i dont want to get into arguments about inconsequential things...but here i am on the music board defending a band from slander based on a movie that i could barely stomach, and has nothing to do with the band. ally, so you like the name? i was afraid someone had already taken this handle.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Spinktor, you asshat don't you know how to spell SPHINCTER?? (hmm is that right?)

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this would be about Rick Majerus!

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

TXSam...Spinktor is a family name, and i am deeply offended by your grammatical accusations. My version of sphincter is meant to drive fear in the hearts of my enemies. Its all about the impact. Plus its hip to be illiterate nowadays. Win-win situation. You dig?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So does it work?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

.. your sphincter is all about the impact?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

My version of sphincter is meant to drive fear in the hearts of my enemies

I find it rather giggly.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This is my second and last ever post here because I was supposed to be named "Cannonball Run" but instead it's my real name and it's all fucked up. Thanks for NYC Ally! I'll see you in hell tomorrow Millar!

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

.. your sphincter is all about the impact?

whose isn't?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You mock me now...but one of these days i will rule this world with an iron fist. The line in the sand has been drawn. Stay on that side and you can consider yourself among the damned. Get on my side for the big win...Millar is with me. Im going to just have to wait for his testimonial.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's probably safer being on the side of the sphincter... I'm in, and I'll bring beer.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surrounded by sphincters on all sides! what are you talking about?!

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Asshat...i just realized i hadnt been called that since i was banned from a Fark thread about a year ago. I dont need them anyway. Jerks.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

cockfarmers.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i just realized i hadnt been called that since i was banned from a Fark thread about a year ago

I officially like you. Welcome to ILE :)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

" I love you more than I love even Falco" = best sentence evah

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I officially like Ally now, too.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I know what I want for dinner tonight!

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, you saw a Medium Brown Bag and you didn't try to rescue it? I know that my first MBB is gone forever, but I'm sure I'm going to need another one...and a straw.

― lewke (lewke), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

reading this thread is like taking a stroll through a mental institution and overhearing the inmates talking amongst themselves ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't that all of ILx, Tad?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

true dat, but this thread more so!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring on the pics, yo.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 12 August 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, pictures now.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Every day is the new worst day of my life. -dude

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

lewke, babe, YOU. MUST. CHILL. I'll get you a Large Brown Bag, yo. Or hey, maybe you'll luck out and get all fancy with a Victoria's Secret bag next time...

Pictures are coming. I have to go to the Coinstar machine and get some cash to develop these photos (unlike the two people what had digital cameras!!) cos I am dead broke right now. But I'll do that today, I must have about $800 in pennies and dimes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

8932 Update: (bee beep bee beep bee beep)

11:20 - The neighbor kid seems to go on the same rampage every morning at 11:20. Perhaps he's angry that Pinwheel has ended? The world may never know.

11:21 - My body aches, I feel sick and there's a weird scent in the air. A familiar scent. Dear God. GAS LEAK. Millar's room is now a bomb waiting to explode. I guess one of the little drying units downstairs I'm afraid to turn on a damn light down there so I can't see shit. So I sit on top of the bomb and report to you people.

Someone call and tell me where a flashlight is.

― Jarvis Breakdown (Pizza Christ), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you making this up? If you aren't, get out of there, wtf are you doing dude.

(I'm pretty angry about Pinwheel btw, why did you tell me that??)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Building is all clear. Furnace pilot light was blown out and the stove coupling was jacked up. Smelled like a cow's ass in here.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Also for the record a flashlight is just as bad as any other electrical device during a gas leak. Jarvis ought to know better.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Your building is falling apart, I blame myself, everywhere I go seems to immediately break.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No, the flood and the gas leak were both caused by shoddy prior workmanship, it's the fault of the former owner of the house

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Well it was fine til I showed up for the Bmore FAP. Explain my workplace and my apartment. Actually, don't, I'm destroying those on purpose, never mind.

Remind me to tell you the meat wall story.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ft Meade and all of the surrounding cities are officially dumb. Im going to persue a career as a super hero. Any ideas?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Model yourself after Terry Tate.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

He already does, just think colliding with expensive machinery instead of colliding with people

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Do superheroes get paid well?

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Batman seems to have a lot of shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Batman's a fucking trust fund brat with dead parents

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you have to put a negative spin on everything?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If I'm gonna be out fighting crime in a pair of boxer briefs and a too-tight-Tshirt I better be hauling in the scrilla is all I'm saying, Batman's no indicator

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, what kind of superhero fights crime dressed like that? You need like a leather outfit or something, like ~~Batman~~ uhhh...Wolverine?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh okay just let me put on all this PVC and leather UNDERNEATH my regular work outfits, that'll be COMFORTABLE

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Good thing I don't sweat much!

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, go for the bright yellow & blue combo.

http://www.chat-cafe.de/chatter/tim/wolverine.jpg

works every time.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, I'm sorry I said anything, damn. Excuse me for trying to be helpful.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

A little pragmatism never hurt anybody is all I'm trying to get across here there's no need to take it personally

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized that using the word pragmatism on this thread in this context is the funniest thing I've ever done in my entire life

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey kids, how d'you like my pragmatism

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't. I find it rude and pessimistic and quite frankly I'm just going to avoid it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway no one said anyone had to wear PVC and leather UNDERNEATH their work clothes, wtf? Do you think the XMen do that? They don't, they change into it. Clearly Spiderman does not do this either, what with the FACE MASK and all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I suppose if you were going to be a superhero fulltime like the X-Men you could just wear one outfit at a time. I'm pretty sure Spiderman carries his gloves and facemask with him and wears the rest of his costume underneath.

I'm not sure how effective my X-power would be for fighting crime. I could probably bring in a lot of cash with it though.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, if Peter Parker was ALWAYS carrying around that gear in his pockets someone would catch him eventually and it'd be all downhill from there for him, secret identity totally blown to cobblers so clearly he wouldn't carry such a thing because if he did carry such a thing someone would see them because they would be likely to fall out of a pocket, do you see?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on Green Goblin! I see you're about to kill my girlfriend and a host of other innocent people besides! Well I'm going to hop on the train and go to my apartment and then be back here dressed completely differently and then I'll stop you!

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Well obviously becoming a superhero involves some suspension of the laws of physics and a complete fucking of the time/space continuum, I thought everyone knew that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

This is why Wolverine is probably the best superhero because in the movie he often does superhero things without changing his clothes, he don't even give a fuck if he ruins his jeans which is refreshing.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't give a fuck if I ruin my jeans either, which is why I keep having to buy new ones

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

and I'm not even killing people

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, then you could team up with Wolverine perhaps?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait fuck that, I'm not helping you anymore, you pragmatic bastard. I forgot I stopped helping you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if I get my own set of claws that are actually grill spatulas with built-in bottle openers and serrated edges

xpost

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah and then you both can kill Bobby Flay and then make millions on the Food Network, there you go. Sorted.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar and Ally are shark-jumping partners, i guess.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hey ally, would you get that white stripe thing in your hair? not only would that be super, it'd be super HAWT!

there's yer superpower.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone know Millar's x-power?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm trying to drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away" or "Vacation happy to get away"

The Holy Temple of the Church of Pizza Christ Northeast is OKAY. Saved by a Bug drivin' dude in cammies that squealed into the parking lot and ran downstairs to air the place out. I screamed "WEAR A LINE, MILLAR! WEAR A LINE! How else are we going to find your reamains?" Luke screamed "CHRIST, I'M FROM THE SOUTH!" and from the distance echoed a creepy gleeful cackle that sounded like it could only come from a giant blue bunny.

Adjectives, people. Love 'em.

The place is fine. There's now an official notice from the gas company hanging off the stove that declares it unsafe to use. They've broken into the church and stamped it unworthy. I feel violated.

― Jarvis Breakdown (Pizza Christ), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My superpower is the White Stripes? What?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys are the greatest men who ever lived.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

My superpower is the White Stripes? What?

no, no, i was merely referring to cosmetic changes, never mind.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be a pretty good superpower though. Whenever I wanted, Jack White would appear and bitch out the supervillians about their fashion sense.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

He could really teach someone about using cable-ties as a fashion accessory...pft. Damn it i hate looking at him.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Cable ties would actually be a good superhero fashion accessory, it could double as a lasso of truth. However, this might backfire because if you're wearing a lasso of truth around your neck all the time as a fashion statement, would you have to be truthful all the time too? Do superheroes lie anyway?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Do superheroes lie anyway?

oh CHRIST this is a good set-up but i'm too tired to be witty. fuck.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop being so goddamn pally.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god do I post the photos or not do I post the photos or not....

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah fucking a of course I do.

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Anthony. Luke.

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Anthony. Tom.

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Anthony. Bunnyman.

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Anthony. Mary. Josh. Raj. Tom. Luke.

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Josh. Tom.

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Josh's back. Tom. Dude who asked me to be in a threesome.

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Anthony. Luke. My beer label.

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Luke. Ally.

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Josh. Luke. Medium Brown Bag.

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Josh. Liam Neeson.

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Raj. Luke.

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Raj. Tom.

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Anthony. Tom. Luke.

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Tom. Luke.

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Wade-A-Palooza.

RIGHT FUCKERS post yr digital pix and make me look like an ass too!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

By elimination, Tom must be going out with Mary. Or maybe Josh, I'm confused.

Anthony is wearing a bright yellow T-Shirt over a Morrissey shirt -> Sir, I salute you.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

We will have to find some crazy solution to getting the pics up, they are currently stuck in the camera, the proper tools to extracting them being in Kentucky.

― lewke (lewke), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Your deduction skills are a mystery to me, Mr. Farrell.

"Crazy solution"=making the Jarv post from Kentucky obviously.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The pix are so romantic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know why, but I'm kinda glad I don't remember half of that night.

― lewke (lewke), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Bunnyman is so copping a feel in that photo.

What's that in the centre of his chest? For a second I had the horrible vision that it was chest hair and he was body painted or something.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

That IS chest hair. It was a see-thru outfit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor Luke. I'm sorry.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! I go out to the street and chain 5 ciggs and I miss Tom, Raj and Luke making out. Damn the laws of New York.

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

MY EYES THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Tony, Andrew, don't think that next time you're up here we won't all make out with you, too!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm out of beer. Pizza Christ needs to leave another 30 in my fridge. Two days until Rapture my friends.

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza Christ needs to put more beer in my fridge too.

― lewke (lewke), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza Christ needs to do my goddamned logic homework for me.

Here there are no really embarassing photos of me so I'll just do this:

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC1/000_0070.JPG

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

After waking up in a cubicle I come back to see the cat licking those sheets. That was a turning point in my life. I decided never to question anything again.

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

That cat now:

http://www.michiganscienceart.com/graphics/Emily/supercat.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Eating BBQ sauce turns you into Superman? Nice.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Paging through this stuff makes me think I inadvertently stumbled onto the set of David Cronenberg's sequel to _St. Elmo's Fire_.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, that is so hardcore.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

SOMEONE CLOSE THE WINDOW! SHE'S FREEZING TO DEATH!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I also never questioned Luke chasing around Mr. Super Kity to snap a picture of his distant moon a-hole. Never question! I found another beer. I am happy.

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I stopped questioning the things that happen in my life when I was about 20. It's just better that way. Does no one else reading this thread notice that Luke didn't change his shirt at all? Granted it's the greatest shirt ever.

Does this St. Elmo's Fire thing mean I finally get to be Judd Nelson?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just a grip - you'll have to talk to the casting director.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I hadn't read this thread til now -- complete insanity!

― Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

They're all so cute. It was like I had GQ at my house. Sick, disturbing, JG Ballard-written GQ.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually now that I'm thinking about it because I'm avoiding studying logic, it's more like I had the first Suede album at my house.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hair's too short (ex Raj). The Smiths?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You're like Patrick Bateman now!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer, do you know how hardcore I wanted to say that and refrained?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(Andrew, think of the album cover, not the band)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, yeah.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If we're talking about bands they seem a bit more Electric Six if you ask me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was too hungover to even realize I was still wearing the same shirt.

― lewke (lewke), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

dear Ally more horrible insults to me & my friends plz

also Anthony hates kitties
http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC1/000_0065.JPG

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

this jerk passed out in the car the moment we started driving home
http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC1/000_0073.JPG

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I called you all cute!!! You fuck.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

you called us the Electric Six!!! WTF

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I fucking love the Electric Six! WTF! Did you see what Andrew said about me on the "Gratuituous Self-love" thread??? That's like 400 times worse than the Electric Six. I mean, come on. Dick Valentine? The Rock 'n' Roll Indian? WTF doesn't like the Electric Six.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd think I said "Oh it's reminiscent of the Dave Matthews Band" or "Tom looks just like Stephin Merrit!" Dude I'm the goddamned Dance Commander, I'll take this outside.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(I was just told on AIM that Luke looks like an Armenian coke dealer)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally just tipped me off to this thread. Welcome all new aliases. But it's so confusing, I don't know who anyone is. I'm glad you all had a good time. Will you come back soon? Too bad there are no pics of the dancing ladies. Where did you guys go for dinner? That place looked fancy.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom looks like he is a passionate man, a man of emotion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

after seeing such pics, i just gotta say that y'all better be in boston next week, cuz it's gunna be time to par-tay har-day.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

lewke == luke the guy in the shiny shirt (and I have no idea who the other people are in this pic are but I'm sure at the time I knew exactly who they were)
http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1605.JPG
anthony and his own bag:
http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1591.JPG
Jarvis just chillin:
http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC1/000_0068.JPG
and finally, all 3 of us getting ready to run around the town with our beer bags:
http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1588.JPG

Spinktor apparently had better things to do this weekend.

― lewke (lewke), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I love when random NYC gals make impromtu appearances in pics. We should start a collection.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Spinktor was at the Outer Banks, getting his beach on. I told Anthony when i got home that if i didnt have such a great time myself, that i would have gored him with a kitchen utensil after about the 2nd unbelievable story. The BBQ sauce just doesnt make sense. And Tom/Luuuuke, you ever try to suck face with me and i'll take a hammer to your knuckles.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I dig the jar of vaseline on the headboard or whatever.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1596.JPG
Ally. Luke. Sharp dressed motherfuckers.

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1590.JPG
"Authentic Fitness" apparently.

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1599.JPG
Medium Brown Bag leaves us.

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1606.JPG
No comment.

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1585.JPG
My awesome shirt.

That is all.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Where did you guys go for dinner? That place looked fancy.

Oh that's O'Hurley's, it's an Irish pub on 72nd and Broadway. That wasn't dinner though. That was like 3 or 4pm the next day.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What team strip is Millar in in that last photo?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Les Blues!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks more closely* It is, isn't it? I can't see the FFF logo as well as I should! Time to update my prescription.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha he's wearing it in the other pictures too, several of them are quite close, what are you doing straining yr eyes? It's a Zidane jersey. Best thing about that shirt is the people who come up to him and go, like, "Vive le France!" and he's like, "What? What did you just say to me?" And I'm like, "The shirt, the shirt"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, he is wearing it in some other pics, yer right. Somehow it jumped out at me there. He will learn his soccer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, i know who _I_ wanna party with once i hit boston.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread amazes me. Ally, your bedsheets look like a total nightmare.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

allys bedsheets look like Spuds mess from Trainspotting.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm probably going to have to throw them out.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, you should frame them! a memento to youth gone wild!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, who is Kingfish partying with? I'm so unable to concentrate on work today, I'm sorry. I don't feel well at all. Still. I blame these bastards.

Can we stop talking about how between the BBQ and the Vaseline I've just become ILX's resident freak girl and start talking about how Tom and Luke are really going at it in that one picture? Damn.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

wild wild wild youth
*clap clap clap*
wild wild wild youth
*clap clap clap*
WIIIIIIIIILD
YOUUUUUUUTH

actualy, who am i partying with? i dunno.

whomever shows, i guess.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

EVeryone's eating pizza for lunch here today.
Coincidence? I think not!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i totally want to hear Born Slippy right now.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tidespoint.com/books/bookcovers/christ_pizza.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha did I ever post the Pope-a-roni story? I read this in Savage Love this one time, right, this girl found this huge light up Pope statue and brought it to her house. Then for some reason this inspired her boyfriend to create a gigantic, like 6 foot by 6 foot pizza. He asked her to have sex with him on the pizza while the light up Pope "blessed" it and he was yelling "Pope-a-roni! Pope-a-roni!" over and over. I mean, wtf? Now that is weird shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, that pic is like some sort of bbq-flavored Shroud of Turin sex-crime murder scene!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh...

"What knockers!"

― ModJ, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

They're fake you know.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You keep mentioning that. There's only one way for me to know for sure, though.

― ModJ, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, how about you and Spencer come over. Spencer can examine the bed, you can examine my tits, I can eat a hot dog while repeated asking if Spencer was a hot dog would he eat himself, and everyone's worrying fixations are totally done with!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Brilliant, though let's say you keep the hot dog and Spencer stands outside, hmm?

― Modj, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor Spencer. I think Pizza Christ should come by too. They don't want to miss this you know. I've got more shopping bags.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I've met they guy in the bunny suit before. He's ~~kind of~~ annoying when he's in character.

What's crazy is that he's like the most sane person in these pictures.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You didn't call me, you dick. I wanted you to come hang.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i would just like to say that i was catatonic with confusion for a solid sixteen minutes after reading this thread

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza Christ can stand downstairs and sarinade through the open window...

― ModJ, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't even remember what I did that night, it truly was a missed opportunity!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you too could've been snogged by Luke and Tom!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

sarinade

http://www.dhushara.com/book/explod/bio/sarin.jpg + http://www.lemonyoga.com/images/lemonade.gif = ?

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/70307/200.jpg + http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/koolaid/km_pic.jpg = ?

http://www.royale-tours.com/images/mariachi.jpg
Los Mariachis Blanco await your decision.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you're not supposed to use oil based lube, don't you know?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record the Vaseline had nothing to do with sex. I actually use it for cosmetic purposes. Sorry to disappoint everyone.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry i left early. i was in a foul mood and should have just stayed at home to begin with. though one of the sailors was sort of cute

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow.

― ModJ, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually use it for cosmetic purposes.

how's that work, by the way?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, I was in a bad mood most of the night too, it wasn't until about after a half hour after we got to the burlesque club that I cheered up. I totally understand yr leaving because I was ready to bolt at one point too. BTW check yr email.

Cosmetic purposes: lip gloss, moisturizer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i was sort of broke and wasn't trying to pay $5 to get into no damn bar.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I had to pay for like 3 people, fucking deadbeats. But otoh my boyfriend proceeded to impulse buy me a $200 shirt the next day so I can't really complain about the $5 bar fee.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

So how's having a sugar daddy working out for you then?

― ModJ, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

did he get you new sheets too?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh. You know, I didn't think of that idea.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I can only say 'wow'.

I hate LA.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You know how we roll out here in NYC, luna

― ModJ, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy your mother says she loves you very much and she wants you to come back home

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

luna come visit...Come aboard, we're expecting you...

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

How about October?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the AC/DC shirt and the white belt. Tom actually gave/lent that soccer shirt to Raj sometime in the course of the evening and I had to like pull it off of him cause I knew that Ally gave the shirt to Tom and I knew that if I gave a shirt to somebody and then he ended up giving/lending it to his friend who happened to live in a different state I wouldn't be very happy. Ally, what kind of $$$ shirt did you get?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, the thread title alone made me die laughing! Viva another Millar Weekend....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't going to let Raj keep that shirt!! I only let him wear it for a while bcz I wanted to wear the Wade-A-Palooza thing. He didn't want to give it back at the end; then again, I'm wouldn't want to give it back either (Zedane is much cooler than Wade I think)

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, but my catholic mother tendencies came out, and I wanted to protect your and Ally's bond from that infiltrator Raj.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Raj Tha Infiltrata!!!! Mary I will give you a job with our record label after we sell a billion copies of his debut album

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, October is good, good time of year, if you come at month's end we could have a costume party...

Mary yr instincts are OTM as always. I'll show you the shirt.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(my favorite part btw: "Yeah, well, go make some hamburgers, Wendy!")

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 14 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha. This is crazy. Luke looks pretty trashed. Almost as trashed as the time we were boozing over at Agnies place! But that's an entirely unrelated embarassing story!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This entire thread is about unrelated stories. SPILL.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

I DEMAND THE UNRELATERED STORY

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ fact that Luke is now known as WoW underwear dude.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

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