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I'm basically going to be on ILE the whole working day, and while I know I don't actually *deserve* a thread of my own, I'm feeling self-indulgent and hope you'll humour me.

Talk about anything to me. Please! If this thread gets no answers, I shall hang myself live online at 6pm.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark - how the devil are you sweetie? pls dont hang yourself.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, have you got MSn messenger? If you have, my name is nick@beatbay.co.uk. Feel free to come and talk to me if you want some rigorous slagging.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah me too!

these pics come up when you search for Mark C on that there google thingamy! I hope they make you smile!
http://www.foolproof-foods.com/images/Mark%20C%20Pierce%20news_JSCovington.jpg
http://www.illeffect.crcn.net/images/vanc5/mark.c.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Pinkie, you've already spared me! Actually, I'm not in a down mood at all, despite what the above and my comment on James's thread might have indicated. I just want to be showered with attention and kept busy :)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

can Karl Hyde get us both a job?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Almost certainly not. Unless you're a dwarf. Are you a dwarf?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yay mark!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

dwarf anyone?
http://www.the-forum.com/toys/images/dwarf.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take the third on the right. It reminds me of Nick Southall. I've always wanted a Nick Southall I can fit in my pocket.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hiiiiiiii-Hoooooooooo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The one with the blowjob lips is also appealing...

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Seems to be just me and you online at the moment, Sarah. And the person taking the piss.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

that blowjob lips dwarf also has the horrified stare of realising that he's just been slipped it up the wrong 'un.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah you shouldn't have responded, but I did post you a little pressie on there!! go look!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

j0e - i am horrified & slightly aroused! heh heh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What is it with ILXor chixor and bum sex??

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

three hail marys for you then luv

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't make me post the kittie pic again!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

spoken like a true submissive

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

If you post the kitty pic again I'll show you in graphic detail why you shouldn't have posted it. With my fist.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Stevem, just ask James!
Mark, after all i've done for you on this thread. *folds arms*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

don't knock mark's first til you've tried it

(sorry, don't know what's got into me this morning....but it definitely wasn't mark's fist)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

typos really ruin things huh?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't mean fist in that sense.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

hooray!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

so will you be playing football with B&S again before the Summer is out?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I doubt it - I think they're finished their album and retired up north for the duration. However, it'd be a shame not to have a Sinister vs ILX rematch before the weather turns, no?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

fisting indeed. How quickly this thread has gone down hill!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

what else goes down quickly?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you?

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve,steve,steve. *ruffles steve's hair*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hey Vic! Welcome. I'm the host with the most, pinkie is my beautiful assistant, j0e my sideshow bob and stevem the heckler. Whatcha up to?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs past naked*

Every good show needs a streaker, right? After I've put my clothes back on (actually I really WAS naked at my place of work this morning, but that's another story...) I have to go to lunch, but I'm sure I'll be back to give you afternoon tips for fun, Mark!

*mwah*

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

does this mean that I'm going to get sent to prison despite my excellent knowledge of argentinian wines?

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

not before you step on about 15 rakes in quick succession

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Yes it does. Nice hair though.

I want to see Archel's tips.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope some of the yanks contribute to this thread when they wake up. I'm sad that there's been no antipodean action. Admittedly, I'm not making it very interesting, but, y'know, that's what other people are for.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

the first time i met Mark C he was blowing my mind with an awesome rendition of the Spice Girls '2 Become 1' at the ILX karaoke night.

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sure you deserve yr own thread, why not

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yes I remember that. it was breathtaking and I half-expected to see him sitting down next to a nancy-boy footballer with an alice band.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite being another person I don't see my arrival adding much interest, sorry

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and I half-expected to see him sitting down next to a nancy-boy footballer with an alice band

bu half-expected you mean 'wished with all your heart'?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Will you introduce me to Kevin Cooper?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, we people who start boring pointless threads should stick together.

― Thicker than Cat Power's pubes, Friday, 15 August 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

As the beautiful assistant (thanks Mark!!) I command that Archel tell us here nakedness at work story!

No Mark stay away it's a trap!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Boring and pointless to you, pubes. I'm rather enjoying it - perhaps you'll have more fun on your own.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to run a sweepstakes on how long it takes D**mie to tell you to stop starting pointless threads about yourself.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

mark c's thread is not boring! - mark., i wanted to know: how many days a week do u wear corduroys? (are u _now_?) and do u have pics of you on your webpage, if you have a webpage ?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

what kind of shower gel do you use? or are you a soap man?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still not over being flashed Kevin Cooper's arse (look! we're back on arses again!) the horror

and yes stevem that's exactly what I meant. sob

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

do u use conditioner?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Vic :) I have a couple of pairs of cords, and they get worn every so often. Not every day though, I'm much more likely to wear jeans (H&M's "Divided" range, with boot cut and fly buttons). Or shorts in summer - I have decent enough legs to pull them off, I think :)

I don't really have pics of me on my webpage, but if you have a look at any of the photo threads on ILE, my mug puts in an appearance.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

post it, post it, post it! but then i already seen it!! mwah!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Not every day though, I'm much more likely to wear jeans -mmmm mmmmh cool! see this is not boring or pointless, but thrilling and informative!

yes plz post it after all this thread IS FOR YOU

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Cords, but not every day? Well well well. Are you a boxer shorts man, by any chance?

― Thicker than Cat Power's pubes, Friday, 15 August 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you doomie?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

**Are you doomie?**

You're avoiding the question, Mark. Come on, Y-fronts or boxers?

― Thicker than Cat Power's pubes, Friday, 15 August 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You're being a bit strange, and I don't want to talk to you much, so do you mind leaving this thread?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes out the cat power pube sort!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Well sorry, I didn't mean to creep you out, I was just mucking about on a bored day at work. But of course, with a deep bow and a flourish, I will depart and never darken your thread again.

― Thicker than Cat Power's pubes, Friday, 15 August 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

actually i dont really care either way, stay, go, whatever!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Cooper really a ginger? Noel Frankum has the biggest bollocks I've ever seen though. He was showing people after the last match of the season. I think he is a bit tapped.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Nakedness at work story = very boring. I was just having a shower. FULED YOU!

Mark, if you fancy some email I can send you a review wot I wrote, for your epinion?

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You going to the village of the damned tomorrow Mark?

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

He's on lunch, but will be back presently!

I am so disappointed Archel!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

n031 fr4nkum's balls made me feel quite ill.

feltham is horrific. it's like a scene from The Tribe. thankfuly I am off to more civilised climes tomorrow instead.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Barstard. Feltham - where the dogs carry flick knives. Never has the word feral been more appropriate.

Apologies to all feltham lovers. But you are mad if you love this place so.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Archel - yes please! Dave, I might well do, if other social plans fall through (and they will). Don't have anyone to go with, though. Got my season ticket today, whcih was nice. Go the Dons!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Not bough mine. Am skint :-(

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Boo for football, my team have already been written off by all of this board! :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Who d'you support, PP?

I'm probably going to get a Presidents Lounge ticket so I can pretend that I am in Footballer's Wives.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

First time ever (I think) that the team I support is expected to win its league...

(actually, Bologna in serie C1 in 93/94 might have also been favourites. They didn't get promotion that year)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Me, whenever I hear 'Feltham' I start humming PSB's 'Young Offender'. Gareth is now working in Feltham or thereabouts and says the DODGIEST estate pub EVER is right beside his company's new office, in something called the Beaver estate.

The boozer? Beaver's. It could be an estate stripper pub with grocer's apostrophe issues.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm just waiting for beaver's to open so I can get a drink"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe, I think I love you.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahahahah! very funny!

I support Fulham btw!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

So what are you so afraid of etc etc

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

that was to mark, but I suppose it also applies to PP...

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm just waiting for beaver's to open so I can get a drink"

But J0e, eet eez not the furry cup you eez dreenking from, no?

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah, post-prandial shutdown happens quickly when you're eating rice. Damn this diet o'mine - I want ice cream! I wonder whether my other half will find this thread and if so if she'll say hello? Hello honey if you're out there!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww!

I am afraid that we will not prove the critics worng & go down holding leeds' hand! (sorry james but just think of cheaper tix in the 1st division!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I haf been doing some script consultancy for the new series of Foot8allers Wives. They are going to send me some booze as a thank you, but I want a credit. On every episode.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD Dave that's the most exciting thing ever. You must secure me a walk-on part as a wanton vamp who collects porcelain leopards etc.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you Mark C and your bald-ass head. All the way from America. One love. Peace out.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you should get a cameo

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Email sent!

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I will do my best. I will try and blag you a free pass to the pre-screening party. But must first get myself.

PS - I have never seen Foot8allers Wives.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, bald cunt, surely?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, that would be great! thanks

but it is a truly dreadful programme. the televisual equivalent of "George & Lynne"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Archel, it's fucking brilliant. Maybe try and shorten some of the sentences (and remove the excess "it" from the first para). I knew you were a great writer, but you have even more strings to your bow.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a thread of joy and a sex dwarf, isn't it nice.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it. Hello Ned! Spread your joy!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

it is my favourite thread. football, trash telly, arses and general niceness. what more can one ask for

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Dribble your joy!

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark! This is ace - I look at ILx for the first time in about four months, and it's a thread all about Mark Cassarole.

― Madeleine (Madeleine), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

More Nick Southall!

Aww Maddie, where have you been! You should come here more often. You should just come more often (to, um, wherever I am).

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*leaps on Madeleine with joy and abandon*

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, do you mean the 'it' after 'get round to'? My email put in a question mark in the wrong place too I think.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Archel too! I'm off work recovering from wisdom teeth extraction hell. How the hell are you both?

― Madeleine (Madeleine), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Very bonny! I'm moving, again! And I got a pay rise and it's sunny!

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Again? How come you get more money? When are you getting married? Did you get the birthday card I sent you? End of interrogation.

― Madeleine (Madeleine), Friday, 15 August 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's Sarah, she needs to be on this thread? Prolly still at home playing with Pepper, or Nick! hahahah!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Yes, we can't afford the rent where we are any more.

2) More money due to all university posts being regraded and me being generally great.

3) Don't know yet!

4) Yes! Thankyou! And are you trying to get me to take up smoking???

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, did you start this thread cos no-one goes to #sinister anymore ;o)

― chris (chris), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

We can't put any kitten action on here though, since it's a thread for Mark.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I go away for lunch and come back and find this.

The horror, the horror.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

how about polar bear cubs action?

http://www.rmpbs.org/learn/frontier/images/e_zoo/polarsw3.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Which Sarah? McLusky? Yes, she'd fit right in.

Maddie, I'm very well thanks, especially as muh honey will be with me in 20 short days. I'm still unemployed though, and not moving house, though soon I'll have a new flatmate as the gingerfox is moving in after stevie's moved out. What's your news?

Polar bear action is so 2003. That's more like it.

Chris, no, well, not really. Did you get my email, btw? on your cbrassica address?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks, j0e!

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Clay Kitten Shooting

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The polar on the left is on the verge of sticking the tongue in.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

QPR are also expected to win their division for the first time ever - good luck to the Hoops and Dons, two clubs who i don't think hate each other THAT much (unlike most London clubs)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There aren't enough pictures of pufferfish on this thread.

http://www.splashdowndivers.com/photo_gallery/images/sd_037p.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

or families of emperor penguins.

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/emperor.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, I am in boring job, my sister is moving in next week and I will be forced to be MATURE and SENSIBLE and occasionally iron my clothes. Helen is taking me shopping soon because I am dowdy and have no dress sense. That is all.

Oh, that puffer fish looks like the box my Storm watch came in. Only prettier. I hate jewellery boxes.

― Madeleine (Madeleine), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

MARKIE C MARKIE C/THE CAT ALL THE FELLAS WANT TO BE/DON'T STEP TO HIME OR ELSE YOU'LL SEE/WHY YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH MARKIE C!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, yes - much appreciated, and yes I will

― chris (chris), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually have a dried puffer fish in puffed out mode sitting on a videoshelf next to my desk at home here. It is prickly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you aren't supposed to sit on it!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

deep friend?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

There are no tube mice on this thread

http://www.animalswelike.com/tubemice/images/tm-2.jpg

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T EAT ITS TESTICLES.

Dan, I feel like a swooning maiden on a balcony. Can someone get me one? Hoho.

NB my cousin is currently batting for England. By posting this I am guaranteeing his wicket will fall, but I wanted to show off anyway. Sorry James.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Mouse balls?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Sarah McClusky of course! although she may be forced to post kitties, but you cannot hold that against her. She loves kitties & I love kitties, so the world is good!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Pls don't ban me from this thread!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

what about a capybara?
http://www.junglephotos.com/animals/mammals/capybara.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

There's something about that capybara that reminds me of Dave Q, and yet I'm buggered if I can put my finger on it.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing I like about pufferfish is that they always look like they're smiling... and they look like Starry Sarah-friendly characters from Bubble and Bobble.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

heh heh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.etc-etc.com/cp13.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i do hope someone wasn't about to pour boiling water over them

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The one on the right is such a rebel. 'No cup can hold me!'

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

and looks like yr cousin has had a torrid time Mark :o(

― chris (chris), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope my thread isn't turning into that splat porn thing (or whatever they call people crushing animals for kicks). If it's kittens, we can talk.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, his average in ODIs for England was 1, so they couldn't really have expected more. But if he doesn't get at least 5 wickets in the two innings it's adios any possibility of a future career.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Who is your cousin again> Feel free to googleproof.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Not sure why it'd be necessary to g-proof, but Jam3s K1rtley, fast medium bowler for Sussex and England.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay capybaras and chinchillas!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There's something about that capybara that reminds me of Dave Q, and yet I'm buggered if I can put my finger on it.

If you don't want to be buggered then don't put your finger on it!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kt.rim.or.jp/~ksk/photo/chinchilla-4s.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry:

If you don't want to be buggered by a capybara then don't put your finger on it!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside, Dan?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

He got smacked on the bonce apparently Mark, out next ball.

― chris (chris), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that sucked a bit. And now Harmison's thwacking them all over the ground. Bring on the South Africa openers and then see what he can do...

Ned, it's called the "prostate".

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

dan & ned u 2 r bad, bad!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You're welcome!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*duff man voice* oooooooohhhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhhh.....

http://www.beavertheband.co.uk/mrsheep/images/horny.gif

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahha j0e, you are my new hero!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I nicked it off b3ta

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

b3ta will be the most cringingly unfashionable website in 12 months - true or false?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was a journalist and had to write a profile-type piece about Mark, I'd want to call it: "Mark Cassarole: A Bit Of A Dish"

(that was already true a year ago, mark)

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to talk about Mark C. He hates me

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I can't make my face into a heart.

Anyway, I don't hate you. At all! I said I wanted to *be* you on the wife swap thread. Caramba!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

finding a big ol' hair growing out of your ear that you never noticed but are convinced everyone else has noticed for weeks - classic or dud?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

classic!

― victor kiam (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Better than a big ol' ear growing out of your hair.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wife swapping??? The electricity goes out one day and suddenly we're all wife swapping? Sickening.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

j0e - you are still my hero!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

aw.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

My head is so shiny I can use it to burn ants.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe, you are the perv beneath her wings.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ssshhhh ned, they'll hear you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

New and improved perv - now with wings!

*insert (DO YOU SEE?) Prince Charles comment here.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I still need clarification on placing of 'it'. I choose to ignore references to sanitary products.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

They're my wings, j0e is beneath them!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that souns sooooo bad!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Bette Midler's got a lot to answer for

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, how dare she die tragically (and fictionally), the bitch. It ruined my afternoon.

Yes, Archel, that "it".

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Clare Rayner to thread!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I cried at that film :-(

Mind you, I also cried at the ending of The Sixth Sense

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Bette Midler is dead?

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sorry. Duh. Just wishful thinking I guess.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure that Clare Rayner isn't dead though. I know she was on the brink.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's 4.30! It's Friday! I can start drinking beer in an hour! Who's with me?

Niedemeyer? Dead!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yessum!
Just cos she's dead j0e, doesnt mean she cant post!! *tuts*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Beer!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Luna! Yes, beer!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for much fun today! I'm off home now! Have good w/e's now ya hear? xxx

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to you Pinkx0r - have a smashing and celebratory weekend!

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though it's only 9 am, I would do this for you, Mark... because I care.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Mark!

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd intoxicate yourself before the sun is over the yardarm? For me? Why, that's the nicest thing.

Hey Rosemary Jil-bear. Comment ca va? Was the blackout fun or hellish?

I'm sorry I've been the anti-wit in this thread. I think Doomie may have had a point :/

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The wind beneath your beef curtains.

(Sorry I vanished, just had a two hour meeting.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But a stunningly clunky shaft of rudeness from Dan makes everything alright again :)

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi M.ark, I got to eat ice cream and a gyro and watch Grease on tv, so it was ok

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I would. I'm a giver!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 15 August 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, *shaft of rudeness*.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan's shaft is beyond rudeness. It's meta, yo.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 15 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hope you enjoyed your thread mark

nightie night

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Um.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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