A Wednesday night with MILLAR....

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Took shots for every letter of the alphabet. Eventually having to start back over at 'A'...i think we made it to D on round two.

Sang Michael Jackson karaoke.

Drank endless numbers of beers/shots (from 8pm-1:45am)with an end tab equalling $3.

Millar took a shot consisting of Bombay Dry Gin and milk.

Came within inches of being slapped by the bartender for repeated use of the words, "hey...honey...hot bout more beerssss?"

Yacking in two trashcans and in two seperate toilets.

Listened to a dude from Korea sing opera over top of random jukebox selections.

I know a lot more happened, and hopefully i will remember it tomorrow.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)

He dunked his cellphone in his glass of water because he thought we spiked it with GHB. Right. He was out of his mind by this point dancing to David Bowie's "Lets Dance" as he threw barstools onto the floor...

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha! He gets really drunk. That's both very cool and hilarious! Tell me more.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

mayhem!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

He started talking korean as some korean walked into the bar, ironically. The guy asked him how he learned to speak it...and Millar's response was, "Fuck, dude...i watch a lot of fuckin' asian gangster movies...how the hell do you know korean?" As if it wasnt aparent. Time went on and eventually the dude started going opera on him...it was quite odd.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I would love to get drunk with Millar sometime. Even depressed as I am now, I'm sure it would be good times.

Going opera?

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

He kept bitching because "Electric Avenue" was not an option on the karaoke selection. Nor was Led Zep's "Immigrant song". It only added fuel to the fire if you ask me.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

He started revealing his inner monologue by singing in Italian?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Going opera?

He turned out to be an opera singer for the US Army band. Hence, opera. He was actually singing...very loud. No joke.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

We have a US Army band but no US Army breakdance squad? We are SO unprepared for the battle down at the rec center.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe my tax dollars are paying for fucking Army opera singers. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

We will be in NYC for the Labor Day weekend, and i suggest everyone come and buy him shots. Millar is a force to be reckoned with.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

interestingly enough, i was just playing my "electric avenue" .mp3 ... how cosmic!

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I doubt I'll even get out of my bed on Labor Day. These days, I'm so broke I can't afford Taco Bell and so depressed that I don't even care. . .

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd love to meet tom f2f BUT ... (1) i'm broke as a joke too; and (2) i have to prepare for a trial on the wednesday after labor day (so i'll be busy all weekend).

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Eh. Im going to stop there. Maybe let Tom explain himself tomorrow when he sobers up. Hopefully Ally reads this and gets a chuckle. Nights like this arent done justice by words.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

(i should also NOT be looking for the auf Deutsch lyrics to "Major Tom" on the web now, either!)

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 21 August 2003 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

uhhhh. uuuhhhhhh. (my face hurts. Luke punched me in it.) uhhh uhh uhhhh. (I'm late to work and I have to explain my shiner to my supervisor) uhhh. FUCK. SHIT. PISS.

I blame the masons and their nazi gold. I got too close last night.
I got too close.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Tad that is the best research ever done

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

POST LYRICS NOW

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

(I called work and told them I'm jacked = they don't give much of a fuck = this is the THURSDAY OF DOOM)

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope Luke wakes up at 1045 feeling like absolute shit. It's only fair.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar you swine! Why didn't you call me?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I'm highly amused. Thanks.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

He hasnt even made it to work yet...(see timestamp on this post for the absurdity effect)

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, Luke, if you're reading this. I have a birthday party planned out for you over Labor Day. It involves copious amounts of Jager and me punching both you and Tom square in the fucking faces at some random moment. Also: a pinata!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

me punching both you and Tom square in the fucking faces at some random moment

Sounds like a Kodak moment!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you saying you're coming to the Labor Day FAP with yr camera then, A to the LE-X?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Still cannot do, but I'm suggesting that someone bring a camera with which to capture on film moments of spontaneous pugilism.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, well, I tried. You're missing out on the pinata! Delicious candy!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I can get candy anywhere. It's the fisticuffs that would get me there.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just not going to make any kind of easy joke about candy right now and tell you that you're definitely missing out on fisticuffs. I actually have no clue where to get a pinata in NYC. The one reason why Arizona is better: you can buy a pinata anywhere.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

LA, too - should I send one?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Make one Ally. Weekend craft project.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

You could probably get a Pinata somewhere on Canal Street....though it might be dragon shaped and filled with dim sum.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Send pinatas and yrself.

A pinata filled with dim sum=my idea of the greatest thing ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

If this thread is anything to go by, Tom fits the description of a dim-sum-filled pinata pretty accurately.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Heh. Getting deliriously violently drunk is awesome though!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

That could get messy. Fill mine with General Tso's. With a smaller one to the side full of steamed white rice.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Side dishes are not really entirely pinata spirit, I fear.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Well...make it so.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

So, i lost my debit/check card last night at the bar we went to. Thats such a pain in the ass. I dont know how people lived without check cards back in the day. Im actually going to have to WRITE out a check. Thats stupid.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

You lost your credit card. Tom lost his car keys. And poss. his cell phone? Did it come out alright of the drink dipping? What in the hell.

I should just start doing tons of drugs again and getting involved in cell phone throwing fites and screaming matches with strangers.

I kind of fear drunken pinata games now that I'm thinking this through a little more.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Couldnt be any more dangerous than our 30 yard dart games after 10 buckets of beer.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

That's kind of true but kind of not at the same time. I think the bat at close range is potentially far worse than the dart at far-ish range.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

What if we were hitting the darts with the bat...blindfolded...like a fucked up game of baseball meets badmitten...or however you spell that stupid game that uses shuttlecock. Hehehe, cock. uh huh huh...

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess i should go back to work...been on lunch break since 11:30.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually the darts+bat game sounds kind of cool. Can we somehow also combine it with dizzy bats? You know, where you have to put your head on the tip of the bat, spin around 10 times, then try to run...

I've been on lunch break since I checked my email this morning and I got all fucked off. I've done no work it's great.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Spinktor, I don't have a check card. And the only check I write is for rent every month.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Eh. I didnt say my theory was flawless.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

My checks have Harley Davidsons on them.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It wasn't so much a punch in the face as it was me backhanding him in the face while I was driving as he was grabbing the wheel and trying to make us wreck. Most of the damage to his nose was probably caused when he started repeatedly ramming his face into my dash. I swear the only reason we got home was the adrenaline from me yelling at him after he got us kicked out.

And yes, I had the hangover from goddamn hell this morning and was entirely worthless at work all day. The worst part is that I had to participate in conference calls.

At this rate hitting 27 will be a miracle.

― lewke (lewke), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

you are so rock n'roll *vomit*

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom, I admire a man who can behave like this *and* hold down a steady girlfriend. I wonder how much longer that's gonna work.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I give it 6 years, 137 days and 5 minutes.

Then the world will end so we won't get to know if it could have lasted longer.

― lewke (lewke), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i like the drunk life it's the life for me
when you live that drunk life your shit looks like iced tea
if i keep on living like this i'm gonna die when i'm twenty six
but for now i'm drunk as shit

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh it's okay Mark, I only commit horrible catastrophic unbelievable life-threatening incredibly stupid fuckups like this one about, say, once a week.

I found my car keys. They were in my pants. Real attention to detail there.

Right now it's pretty hard to even write this because after dealing with everything today and trying to figure out where everything went so horrifyingly wrong I feel such disgust with myself I don't even feel worthy of talking to anybody.

My face looks a lot better than it did this morning. My cell phone still works fine. I straightened out my septum with my thumb at lunch. I've got paperwork coming to me on Monday and my supervisor suggested I might want to pursue some form of professional counseling.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I get to go shopping for suits looking like an idiot hooligan! Hooray for me!

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Considering that last night I couldn't find my keys to get into the house (and I drove) I'm not surprised that they were in your pocket. It's the last place we thought to look.

― lewke (lewke), Thursday, 21 August 2003 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

It's like I'm hanging out in Amherst all over again.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

haha that was unnecessarily harsh, I mean no one is talking about setting recycling sheds on fire. You're probably all at the Rapture again anyway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Looks like we are taking a break from Rapture. Unless no one called me. Fucking a-holes.

Keep your head up Millar you beautiful animal!

― Tony Hawthorne (Cannonball Run), Thursday, 21 August 2003 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not purchasing any alcohol for my house over Labor Day weekend, that's for sure. It's bad enough that my carpets LOOK like they were bled on, I don't need real blood everywhere!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

In my mind, this whole thread is soundtracked by Andrew WK!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, but it should be soundtracked by....

http://www.oblongbox.com/WorkImages/SeeingRed/SeeingRed_Title.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:10 (twenty-three years ago)

In my head it's soundtracked by Bright Eyes!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom is no stranger to bleeding, thats for sure. He left a bloody foam on this one girl's bathroom at her birthday party.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Is this a preview of Turbonegro at the Black Cat?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

j.lu, you're still coming, right? Please tell me you're coming so I can hope for one sane person in attendance.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:30 (twenty-three years ago)

if RONAN=MAN OF OATS, and i am = MAN OF AMARANTH; then TOM MILLAR=MAN OF HEMOGLOBIN.

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Got my ticket.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:53 (twenty-three years ago)

SPIKED HEMOGLOBIN

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa-whoa-whoa...what are you saying? Im sane. For the most part.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, Spinktor, then you got my back, right?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

That and im the only one that knows how to get to the black cat via anything other than the metro.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Spinktor looks after No. 1. Hence the "unmerciful" portion of my title.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Well then you're of no use to my plans, sheesh. Don't get so sensitive at the exclusion from the "sane" subplot.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Drinking with Millar is always an experiment in walking the tightrope between an entertaining situation and and one that's just fucking hazardous. And Lewke is gonna kill someone if he keeps getting powersloshed and driving all over the place.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't decide if it was Tracer or Spencer who won this thread.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember the sincere jealousy I felt when I first met Millar in that park and realized he'd been drinking for 24 hours plus. and does this frequently.

I'm actively looking forward to being in New York again.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

it must have been Tracer. I didn't contribute much to this one - though I enjoyed it thoroughly.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

And Lewke is gonna kill someone if he keeps getting powersloshed and driving all over the place.

Not funny.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Wreckless endangerment is totally funny.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

To morons maybe.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Spencer, you and Tracer both posted exactly once. Until now! You win! Your prize is a copy of the ILX Anthology and a signed photograph of Jess.

Mary OTM.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

is this thread glorification or humiliation? i can't tell

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Humiliation.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

glorification OF humiliation :)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't say who it was humiliating to!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Not funny.

I don't think anyone was actually laughing. We had other means of transport arranged but then tempers got out of hand and things got extremely fucked up. Neither of us are in the least bit proud of anything that went on that night.

If this thread is glorification in any way then it must be glorification of my & Luke's constant inability to wind up in the morgue or prison despite our most idiotic and juvenile attempts. Fuck this behavior. I'm tired of explaining my purple eyesocket to all my damn coworkers.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Purple eyesocket, eeeeew.

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

It would probably be even more annoying if it weren't for the fact that a dude who works in another part of our branch got a very similar injury last week and looks a lot worse than I do. So I'm not the only jackass walking around the second floor with a funky face.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha at least in my office we hide our bruises! Except for when Manon worked here, she'd walk around pointing out her sex bruises, it was like, wtf?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

ALCOHOL WARNING: If you consume 3 or more alcoholic drinks every day, ask your doctor whether or not you should take aspirin or other pain relievers / fever reducers. Aspirin may cause stomach bleeding

Why do I feel like this is the first time I've read this? They sure know how to scare the living shit out of someone.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Aleve rulez

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

It kind of sounds like Ally!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar, you coming to the BBQ for Helltime Producto? I guess its going to be a FAP if there are more than one of us...or maybe not. Whatever though.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

haha yeah I'll be at the Helltime BBQ FAP. I dunno if I'm bringing any meat this time though.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

We've taken to calling them "WTF" instead of "FAP" please keep up, ok?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Why the fuck not? Im not giving you my steak...fucker. Its not going to be until 8-9. Nomee wants it late for some reason.

What does that stand for?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"What the fuck"

(hotel rooms sorted for next weekend, Luke is now my brother as far as my company is concerned. You can be my cousin if you want?)

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

You guys can all drive yourselves off a cliff holding hands if that's how you want to celebrate a birthday, but once you start endangering other people who might not want to be part of this pact, I have to call bullshit.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Mary OTM again except for the concept that it'd be ok to drive off a cliff either, if you two morons get ideas I'll smack you both. I don't know how my parents raised such an irresponsible son!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey I don't think anyone was bragging about driving under the influence. We all know it's wrong and everyone fucks up sometimes. The Den Mother schitck is unneccessary.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That's Catholic Mother, Sam.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I'll remember "everyone fucks up sometimes" when they both end up dead. Fucking a. Can we do me a big huge personal favor and stop this line of conversation dead before I have a complete nervous breakdown?

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Iron Maiden fucking rules. End of discussion.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 22 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

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