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what the fuck do you guys want? I can't keep the dude on the phone forever you know...

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheese.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

bbq chicken

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

PEPPERFUKINGRONIBITCH

also, peppers, sweetcorn annnnnnnnda mushroomsa

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Thick crust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Meatballs.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Supreme pizza with a hand-tossed crust, please.

In addition, could you also score some marinara sauce on the side? Thanks muchly.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Ned, drop me a line. we need to uh "work out this pizza thing between us", yeah

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry for my pizzist tendencies.... )

Keep the suggestions coming.. dude on the phone is writing everything down!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

chapters 2, 3 and 4 of my book. oh, wait, nevermind...

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 7 September 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

tang, sesame chicken, anchioves, and grizzly bear

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

extra cheese, ham, light on the sauce

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys realize this is going to be the heaviest, sickest pizza on the planet, right?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That's why thick crust is required. Like DUH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I want roasted garlic and onion. Or, actually, actually, a white pizza would be nice right now, since I haven't had one in years.

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

white pizza

RACIST.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

feta cheese and tomatoes, please.

and chicken, i guess.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

white pizza with olives, portabello mushrooms, artichokes and garlic

― Carey (Carey), Sunday, 7 September 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF is a white pizza? One with no tomato or something?

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

no tomato sauce, garlic oil in its place

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Cor, that sounds delicious.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

chicken, garlic, and artichokes

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

anchovies and chickenbear

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

A nice peppery cream sauce in place of tomato sauce, with spinach and whole roasted cloves of garlic on top.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

deepdish, with spinach and mushrooms.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely anchovies, if only because it will keep other motherfuckers the fuck away from my pizza.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 7 September 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely anchovies, if only because it will keep other motherfuckers the fuck away from my pizza.

'cept me. unless you wanna be my anchovy-pizza pal!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

OK Tad, I'll be yr pal, but howzabout anchovies and jalapenos? THAT oughta keep the rest of the bastads outta sight..

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

anchovies and jalapenos, with echo and the bunnymen blasting on the cd player ... life doesn't get better than that!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

it IS delish, Trayce :-)

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Olives, capsicum, mushrooms, very thin base, very well cooked.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

they deliver, right?

cuz i'm not going to get it this time...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 September 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

my god i want some pizza right now

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 7 September 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hisspenny beef with sudden pepperoni, and sauntering crust.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 7 September 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Seafood, extra sauce, antipasto if possible

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 7 September 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Goats cheese and spinach on mine please. With a side order of garlic bread, and a diet pepsi with ice. Thanks.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 7 September 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish death upon the first person who says 'pineapple'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 7 September 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as the 'livery dude comes in an ilXor t-shirt, s/he may bring me rottenburgers for all I care.
(Cheese obligatory, tho)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 September 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

fresh tomato, mozzarella, garlic, and basil. none of these "toppings".

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 September 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish death upon the first person who says 'pineapple'.

I was about to say pineapple. Sorry, Julio. Instead, I'll say thick crust, chicken, pesto, extra cheese. (Sam's Club has a delicious pizza with these ingredients. Well, no thick crust, unfortunately.)

As long as the 'livery dude comes in an ilXor t-shirt, s/he may bring me rottenburgers for all I care.

WHY THE HELL ARE THERE NO ILXOR T-SHIRTS? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR ONE SO THAT I CAN DECLARE MY LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU TO THE WORLD!

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ILXOR t-shirts is fine. but a cute girl delivering is U+K.

thanks christine. my brother likes pineapple and it has driven us apart!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Pineapple on a pizza is wondrous and grand. Those who deny are damning themselves.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

bah.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Pineapple with ham vs. Pineapple without ham.

I'll choose pineapple without ham.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

well you're sick.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

a cute girl delivering is U+K

I never dine at Uni & King...
:(

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

SICK BEYOND BELIEF.

― David. (Cozen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

clever clever or something tt.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 7 September 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i've just rediscovered pineapple on pizzas, but it won't last

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 7 September 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care what y'all get as long as we get the cheesy garlic bread on the side.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 7 September 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

canadian bacon. any kind of meat actually. NO VEGETABLES.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 7 September 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

please be sure that the pizza delivery guy doesn't have a bomb locked around his neck.

(sorry, bad joke.)

― hstencil, Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY THE HELL ARE THERE NO ILXOR T-SHIRTS? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR ONE SO THAT I CAN DECLARE MY LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU TO THE WORLD!

Y'know Christine, inspired by your words and by Trayce's "Oscar speech thankfest" thread, I did up a quick and fun little .gif one might find on a t-shirt.

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/luvilxor.gif

*laughs* Possibly NOT a great t-shirt logo thingy, but oh well.

canadian bacon. any kind of meat actually. NO VEGETABLES.

Aw. I love veggie pizza. Oh well, 'tis your pizza, and means more veggie pizza for me (joy!).

(sorry, bad joke.)

You're darned tootin'. ;)

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

There can be only one t-shirt:

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/ILXcritters.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

PIZZA'S HERE!

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/finalpizza.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh*

Oh well, it's not what I wanted, but pass the red pepper.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 7 September 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn it, I asked for a 22" rim!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 7 September 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

DUB: The Food Issue

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 September 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

well, you guys are all splitting this anyway, so bitch all you want.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 7 September 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just order Bacon Texas Double Cheese. Why must pizzas have names like burgers?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 September 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds like you have just ordered Hell Pizza.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell Pizza sounds great.

Anyway, as stated upthread, the true king of pizzas is the cudurone, or "white" pizza. Little bit of olive oil, some basil, pressemelo... lovely.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, I forgot about white pizza.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 7 September 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

There can be only one t-shirt

So true.
Though not necessarily the whole & only truth, image wise.

Anyways, with both the smaller and the bigger fella up front
-- hm, ilXorites with XL beer bellies have an advantage? d'oh! --
and a few well chosen ilxpressions (containing 'Yay' and 'Don't Look If You Hate Us', probbly) on the back,
I'd wear that t-'ing like there was no washday.

(But not forgetting to make my money order payable to the dear t-maker, first. Seriously)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 September 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever y'all do, please God don't get that squid-ink sauce!!!

If I have any say in this, I'd like a thin-crusteded pizza cut into those awesome little squares instead of triangular slices, white garlic sauce instead of tomato, hella cheese, and portabella 'shrooms, red and yellow bell peppers, red onion, tomatoes, and BACON.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 7 September 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It sounds like you have just ordered Hell Pizza.

http://checkeredflagpizza.com/images/_20020613LOGO_FIRE.jpg

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

There can be only one t-shirt:

Oh, yeah. That's gotta be on there somewhere.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I have rubber tyre stuck in my teeth after eating my slice :(

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

jalapenos and pineapples. . .oh damn you already ordered.

awhile back when everyone was offering logos wasn't there some talk of cafe press merch?

I have to say that i'm not for this even though i'm huge fannish tshirt person.

It would somehow feel like the site going with to a GUI. Just not our style. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 7 September 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Fetishized lesbian.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

is that like Martinizing?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

hey, is it too late to call and add on to our order?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

SPICY CHICKEN BITCH!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

And should we finally get the T-shirts made?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Anchovies and artichoke hearts.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

why is stevem not the one phoning?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So what's the secret code word I tell the phone person when I want them to deliver me a bag of weed with my pizza?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The t-shirt

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Feb/2004244450936184034588.jpg

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I thought weed was one of the most popular toppings at Mellow Mushroom!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

So what's the secret code word I tell the phone person when I want them to deliver me a bag of weed with my pizza?

"Make it with smoked mozzerella, please." (god, that was stupid.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to make an announcement:

When ordering pizza with OTHER people, y'know like more than 3 people, DO NOT IMPOSE YOUR BIZARRE PIZZA TOPPINGS on them, okay?

Keep your chicken ranch cream-sauce pinapple garlic-sauce pesto bacon ground beef no-sauce bbq seafood meatball etc puke, at home ok? We're sharing here. This is called being polite in mixed company.

The ONLY acceptable items for group ordering are:
Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Pepper, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Onion, Garlic, Tomatoes, extra cheese.

Borderline acceptable items are those which require emphatic consent from ALL

IF YOU ARE SUCH AN EGOMANIAC that you have to have WHAT YOU WANT in this situation, then by all means, order YOUR OWN small pie. Nobody else wants to eat your disgusting and perverted concoction.

Haven't you people heard of COMMON COURTESY?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ, someone pass Spencer the bong.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry the borderline items which require consent from everyone present should be listed as:
anchovies, pineapple-ham, spinach, jalapenos and beef.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION THE CARB IS ON THE LEFT FUCKO

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

This is one of my ultimate pet peeves. I can't stand people who, through the force of their egos/appetites, impose nonsense on others who are either meek or can't be bothered to argue with the rude.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

also, teeny, "fucko"? thanks.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer otm, and while we're on the subject keep the brits away b/c they'll order things like prawn and sweetcorn.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I should clarify that I enjoy many of those odd toppings myself.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

So Spencer, I suppose that means I'm not allowed to order a pizza with EXTRA TITS for this crew? Then guess who's not allowed at MY DINNER TABLE? PIZZA NAZI!!!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

arhhh no im dieting yr killin me but i would have a plain thin cheese and tom

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If you say "tit pizza" fast too many times, you end up saying "zit pita". It's true.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I propose that people who order "tits" or other strange abominations and impose their will on others are the REAL goose stepping Pizza Nazis!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer your post was hysterical :)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

okay so i just ordered a pizza, now i hope yr happy...

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Ken, touche!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised there aren't more erotic pizzerias. If you can have one type of erotic pie, why not another?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

sweetcorn is shit, i wouldnt have that on a pizza.

what about egg?

― Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That Warrant song is so much better as "Pizza Pie"!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ilxor Colin sent me this petition for "Pizza Party U.S.A."

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/opinions/pizza_party_usa.php

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised there aren't more erotic pizzerias. If you can have one type of erotic pie, why not another?
I think penis-shaped cheese would have unpleasant associations.

― sym (shmuel), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ricotta!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I am SO asking for tits on my pizza next time I order one on the phone, just to see what the person on the other line will say.

"Oh, and can I get tits on that. No, wait... only half of it. Just tits on half the pie. You do have tits, right?"

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The ONLY acceptable items for group ordering are:
Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Pepper, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Onion, Garlic, Tomatoes, extra cheese.

No they bloody arent. I hate any kind of meat on my pizza, if you put salami or olives or any kind of red meat anywhere NEAR my pizza you can wear it on your shirt front, buddy.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 February 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I should clarify that any/none of those ingredients and in any combination are acceptable. If there's a vegetarian, then two smaller pies should be ordered.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

buddy.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh im not a vegetarian :) I just think meat on pizzas is weird and blergh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 February 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Even Pep!!!???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

where's my motherfuckin spicy chicken?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ESPECIALLY pep! I cant stand salami/pepperoni of any stripe blerrrghhhhaaaghhh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

those who deny the anchiovie are first up against the wall come the revolution

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mind anchovies. But pineapple on pizza is an abomination against the goodness of both pizza and pineapple.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce you're very weird

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

come to think of it, so are the rest of you

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Anchovies are an additional borderline option, because they're OG.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Pineapple/Canadian Bacon=classic
Fresh tomatoes, thinly sliced, w/ basil/pesto=classic
Well done garlic chicken=classic

A bunch of greasy crap like sausage, salami, pepperoni, with gaseous vegetables like green peppers and tasteless underdone/overdone mushrooms, and shitty canned olives = Quintessential DUD

Best: Made at home, (or using Boboli) with simple garlic/onion/tomato sauce, olive oil, bufallo mozarrella, fresh basic, and ground lamb.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 5 February 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

look, I just want a simple margherita (cheese & tomato) with no tomato slices on it. Thank you pizza gods.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 5 February 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Pineapple/Canadian Bacon=classic

I'm glad to see there's some pizza sanity in this world.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually like that too.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm pizza. fuxing diet

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

j.lu and jess speaketh the truth re: pineapples, anchovies, and pizza.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What is it about California that makes you think pineapple can be good on pizza?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it. Ham and pineapple, "Canadian bacon" and pineapple, spicy chicken and pineapple, pepperoni and pineapple...all really good. I like everything except green pepper on pizza, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my favorite slice at Ian's here (local joint that has caused much outrage and disbelief among ILXors) is the BBQ chicken & pineapple. Big, fresh pineapple cubes...MMMMM SO GOOD.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm into anything on my pizza, but it must have tomato sauce. To me it's a tragedy if it's anything else.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Other Ian's favs: potato pizza, macaroni & cheese pizza, steak & fries pizza, black bean feta avocado pizza, etc.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What is it about California that makes you think pineapple can be good on pizza?

remember what the hippes were always threatening about the warer supply?

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

arrgghh that is supposed to read: the water supply

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

Revive because I want pizza, even though I'm not particularly hungry and I have all too many better things on which to spend the money. But talk me into it. Or talk me out of it, if that's your preference.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

Get a sausage and pepper pizza and onion pizza. extra cheese.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

sans pineapple obv because pineapple on pizza is fucking shit

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

PAPA JOHN'S, WORKS, HANDTOSSED, EXTRA PEPPERONCINIS, EXTRA GARLIC SAUCE KTHXBYE

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

If I could suggest the much-maligned combination of ham and pinea-- *is immediately killed by a mindmeld laser beam from all East Coast and Australian ILXors*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm over pizza. I never want to eat another pizza ever.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Australia has an east coast.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Of course not being THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE it doesn't count.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

I am an American and the rest of the world revolves around my geography. Aren't you supposed to be running around the outback chasin kangaroos?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Er, methinks Ned meant East Coast US, plus all of Australia. *confused*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

I was until the Pineapple On Pizza Police hotline rang off the hook.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Oh heh.

Anyway yeah I'm off pizza. All that oil, and oily cheese and cheesy cheese and OIL urgh fattening.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

being powered by emus on dynamo wheels it took a while to come through.
xpost AGAIN

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

we got "take & bake" pizza, tonight! the roommate is working on cooking it as we type!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I believe it's the pineapple pizza that's OFF THE HOOK.

I never get sick of pizza. Well, I do, but I'm always better in two or three days.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. With ham it is doubly delicious.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Thanks to all for participating! However, it's too late for any decent places to deliver, and the place that does deliver until 3am is so not worth it. And as I'm still not hungry, I'll try to defer this craving and treat myself to a pizza lunch tomorrow.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

You know what a surprisingly good topping is? Banana.

Take that and put it in your cessmouths, pineapple lovers.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

Aw, you wouldn't want to go to a 24-hour supermarket and pick yourself up a frozen pizza?? The Freschetta variety is very tasty! And it's much better to wait an hour than it is to wait several for the pizza joints to open up.

I like looking at my old posts here, BTW. Like a visit from when I was Eager To Please. And a bit on the hyper side.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

(Uh, that was an xpost.)

(Banana???????????????? Pizza with banana???????????????? WTF?)

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

I made a DiGiorno pizza today, it tasted like ass. Why do all frozen pizzas load up with tomato sauce? Is it to mask assy cheese and assy pepperoni?

From now on, I stick to Pizza Hut, because I can order online and not have to deal with their telephone lackeys.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

I gorged myself on a Pizza Hut pizza on Thursday, and it was so greasy that I decided I'm sticking to Tombstone Originals from here on out.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

I love DiGiorno sauce!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. With ham it is doubly delicious.

It is good to see that true believers are about.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

ooooh i could go for some pizza. i had a couple of slices some weeks back at my little pizzeria on court st (my favorite pizza joint in the hood) and they were perfect. no toppings, just a sprinkling of black pepper and oregano.

― cathy berberian (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

I made a DiGiorno pizza today, it tasted like ass. Why do all frozen pizzas load up with tomato sauce? Is it to mask assy cheese and assy pepperoni?
From now on, I stick to Pizza Hut, because I can order online and not have to deal with their telephone lackeys.

Dude, that's grotty. I'll take a cardboard Celeste or Gino's over fucking Pizza "oops, forgot to clean the cinnamon sugar off our greasy ass dough before we put the beef broth pizza sauce on top" Hut.

― donut christ (donut), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Actually, this thread is making me want to go back to NYC to Bergen beach for some Sicilian slices at Spumoni Gardens.

― donut christ (donut), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

i'm cutting back on cheese. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

There's always herbed focaccia or sentioli sans cheese.

― donut christ (donut), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

SPUMONI GARDENS YAY

― cathy berberian (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Most Pizza Hut pizza tastes HORRIBLE. Ugh. The only good Pizza Hut locations are, oddly, the ones as far away from a city center as possible, where the pizzas aren't loaded down with grease and the sauce actually tastes tomatoey. It's like the Pizza Huts all got together with the Dairy Queens and decided that they'd stick their best locations in the most remote bits of suburbia and let the people close to the city center get the ugly gross-out stuff. (Though there *is* one good Dairy Queen locally that isn't like that....)

Freschetta is actually the tastiest frozen pizza I've had. I will acknowledge that it's VERY easy to mess up frozen pizza, but, trust me, Freschetta's actually pretty good.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

speaking as a former pizza hut employee, i advise y'all not to eat there. just trust me on that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

I like my urine-soaked cheese sticks and semen-battered wings.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

If a frozen pizza is good, it's usually costs just as much as getting fresh pizza, which is always better.. the only advantage with frozen is that the serving size is usually enough for one, whereas you often have leftover delivery pizza, which doesn't taste nearly as good as fresh delivery pizza...

― donut christ (donut), Monday, 24 January 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

R. Kelly's Rock And Roll Pizza Hut exists in Texas?

― donut christ (donut), Monday, 24 January 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

i'm cutting back on cheese. : (

I cut way back on cheese myself a long time ago - that and ground meat and fried stuff. However, shredded soy cheese actually works great on homemade pizza - it melts well and looks and tastes basically right - the only thing really missing is the "richness" experience. It has no saturated fat, whereas a large DiGiorno has something like 2 days of the recommended allowance.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 24 January 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

i can't remember the brand name, but there's an awesome shredded soy mozzarella/monterey jack that comes in bright green resealable plastic bag. it makes fantastic pizzas, quesadillas, and omelettes.

my secret gross pizza delight: donato's thin crust with jalapeno and pineapple.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 24 January 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

dominos, pepperoni and sausage - ordered one via the net last night. mmm. and enough for reheated portions today.

when i used to date my ex who lived in manchester, i'd see her off on the train on a sunday evening and then trudge back the hour from euston on the tubes, getting back to my empty flat and empty fridge and ordering pizza and bottles of cola from dominos because even the 24 hour asda up the road closed at 4pm on a sunday. Bleak Pizza.

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

i liked tombstone (?) frozen pizza when i used to visit chicago a lot. and the memory of slices from a pizza place in uptown manhattan two years ago still warms the cockles of my belly.

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Mmmm, Dominos Sizzler - Tandoori Chicken,tomato and garlic sauce, pepperoni, onions and jalepeno peppers.

That new pizza base is foul however, the Double Indulgence? Barf, it's like a melted cheese slice betweeen two pieces of cardboard. Avoid at all costs.

― Rumpkin, Monday, 24 January 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

i miss pizzas with roasted peppers, spinach, calamata olives, and soy sausage from viva on second avenue. also, calzones with broccoli, red onion, and miso tofu.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't there another pizzxa ordering thread that jess was really funny on?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 January 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GREAT.
Amy's frozen pizzas are very good and not too saucy, and you can get one with soy cheese. They can be kinda pricey, though. My favorite is the spinach one. We have a pizza place in town called Mad Mushroom where you can get $5 cheese bread with rance sauce at 3am. So tasty.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Thin, crisp crust (Don't think you have to rush it to me. Take your time), gorgonzola, pancetta, and artichoke hearts.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Can I just dump a ladel-full of gumbo on some focaccia and call it pizza?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

the frozen pizzas from trader joe's and whole foods are really yummy and not that expensive. my favorite kind is roasted vegetable.

― cathy berberian (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

i'm comin' over to michael white's house, but i'll have my pizza gorgonzola-free, thanks.

― cathy berberian (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I spent one winter in Milan (not a notoriously good town for pizza) in a working class neighborhood near Porta Genova, relatively penurious, and ate cheap pizza made by a Napolitanian immigrant for dinners on end. He made the one I described above (which I don't think is traditionally napolitano) with a thin layer of real mozzarella, baked until the cheese starts to form a crust and then added the crumbled gorgonzola.

I also remember once or twice a week coming out of a club (whose name I have thankfully forgotten) drunkenly around one or two in the morning and making a beeline for a sort of mobile sandwich truck whose owner made the best panini!! My favorite, which I was always too impatient for him to get off the grill, was called a 'primavera' and consisted of "french roll" spread with olive oil, salt, and celery seed, made with mozzarella di buffala, tomatoes, and ham, and grilled.

I personally loathe pineapple on pizza, but I am broad minded about flavor and personal tastes, especially now that pizza has ceased to be solely an Italian dish. I can even accept the existence of deep dish pizza, provided I don't have to eat much of it but what I do find inexcusable is the corn syrup laden sauce, mystery-meat sausage (FDA Grade F - Circus Animals), 'stuffed' with 'cheese' mass market stuff that abounds in the Pizza Hut, Shakeys, and Dominos kinds of places. Better to starve.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

i already miss gorgonzola.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

the frozen pizzas from trader joe's and whole foods are really yummy and not that expensive. my favorite kind is roasted vegetable.

There's one type -- Olympiad Pizza, some sort of pseudo-semi Greek pizza deal -- which I rely on. Heats up easy, not as bad healthwise as others, feta and olives, one person serving. I use that for my fix these days as otherwise I now pretty much steer clear of pizza.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh hell yeah, the Olympiad is gravy. I mean, it doesn't have gravy or nothing, just...you know. Doesn't Trader Joe's do some kinda cheeseless pizza with olive paste or something, too?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

How about pissaladière...

http://www.island.be/cuisine/IMAGES/pissaladiere.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Oooooooooooo I am so glad I waited until lunch today to have pizza at Armand's. A pizza buffet can be good as long as 1) the pizza was good at the start; 2) it is kept under heat lamps, not over steam; and 3) there is a brisk turnover of pies. All of these applied to today's feast.

In the meantime, those of you who think pineapple is a suitable pizza topping -- I beg you, GET HELP. Medical science these days is doing wonders with people like you.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

I think people who are diametrically opposed to any sweet/savory combos are childish.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I love butter pecan ice cream all the more for its slight saltiness. But I object to pineapple cooked on pizza because pineapple is best in its fresh state. I suppose that makes me a pineapplist, but I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

You could ask them to add it at the end?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I think people who are diametrically opposed to any sweet/savory combos are childish.

I think that arguing about other people's taste is childish in general since it's such a personal thing whose bases are not rational but primoridal, though many people should be at least encouraged to experiment lest their conservativeness deprive them of new joys. Knowing what one likes and doesn't like is fine provided you've at least tried new tastes. I like some sweet/savory combos (though I think the anglo-american palate is too sweet)and it's the sweet/sweet that bugs me in pineapple pizza (pineapple and tomato). I really, really prefer raw pineapple to cooked.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

are you ordering from my dad's restaurant? he makes the best pizza ever.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

chevre, anyone?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

Next time I make pizza, I'm gonna make one with melon and prosciutto OH HELLS NAW.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

On second thought, I think that topping combo presents some logistical problems. Maybe instead I'll order TEH SUPREEM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

finished eating cold pizza this morning; by the end, it was like homer and the massive sandwich that kept giving him more and more food poisoning.

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Pineapple & ham are a great combination on pizza. Some other good combos: pepperoni & mushrooms, sausage & onions, zucchini & jalapenos. Things that should never be found on pizza: anchovies.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

it was like homer and the massive sandwich that kept giving him more and more food poisoning.

haha

"Oh, how can I stay mad at you?"

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I like anchovies and banana peppers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I have come to love anchovies, though not usually on pizza. I like fresh sardines even more.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

they are OUT OF ANCHOVIES? WHAT ARE THEY, SHITTING ME?

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

.
i only like anchovies on pizza and as part of homemade caesar dressing. and i guess worcestershire sauce is anchovy-based too? but i would never be all "yum, lemme eat this anchovy out of the jar" or nothin.

i like sardines but not on a pizza

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

ewwwwwwww! anchovies!!

― nikefanatic90: Sup (Z S), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

anchovies are great.

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

yeah dog wise up, anchovies is just salty and delicious.

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

confession: I have never tried anchovies.

― nikefanatic90: Sup (Z S), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

give it a shot, you might not hate it!

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/features/2008/march/week_11/spanish_gallery/spanish_food_anchovies_gallery--gt_full_width_landscape.jpg

hmmm

― nikefanatic90: Sup (Z S), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

anchovies on pizza are the shit

― CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/DKIMAGES/Discover/previews/802/510752.JPG

Looks kinda like bacon. Delicious.

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

anchovies on pizza are ~~the~~ shit

fixed, open goal, etc

― J0hn D., Sunday, 23 November 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

OMG love this thread. I'll take vegetarian w/no cheese, thanks.

― Kitchens of Distraction (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Sunday, 23 November 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

i'm a carnivore but generally don't like meat on pizza, except maybe salami or prosciutto

― velko, Sunday, 23 November 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

last night i ended up getting half salami half sausage. yum yum ymu.

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

i never liked sausage on pizza until a few months ago!

― jordans-menendi (tehresa), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

i went to otto last night and had the sausage rabe special, it was delicious

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

i had prosciutto on a pizza today

― hyperspace situation (gbx), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

dirty itals. pesto isn't too bad as long as it doesn't make the pizza look like the incredible hulk jerked off all over it (though the logic of that's kind-of off ... why would the incredible hulk's semen be green? just because his skin is green?"

― burt_stanton, Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

a koan

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

I had the Mellow Mushroom mega-veggie for lunch btw and it was AWESOME

― J0hn D., Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

is mellow mushroom a chain?!?!!?!??

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

only edible thing at Red Lobster (aside from cheese biscuits) - lobster pizza.

― sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

There's one on I-20, I think it was in Anniston AL. (I haven't eaten there, but the barbecue place next door to it was BULLCRAP.)
xpost

― a new Rock Hardy screen name because I can't find the old one (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

My lol goth phase roommate and I used to go to our fav pizza place and order every meat topping they had. It was one of our bad ideas about personal freedom that actually came out in our favor.

― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Sunday, 23 November 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

The six garbage bags of candy we somehow amassed otoh was um...

― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Sunday, 23 November 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

No I take that back, that ruled.

― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Sunday, 23 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

otto's anchovy pizza is awezzzzz (w/ potato and ricotta mmmmm)

― most important concept of all -- THE CONCEPT OF LOVE (donna rouge), Sunday, 23 November 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

anchovies sundried tomatoes and jalapenos

― stampy, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

that might be overkill in the tangy" department.

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

maybe with stewed tomatoes and mushrooms.

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry for you, ian.

― stampy, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

nah, it's cool buddy.

― ian, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

that's buddette to you

― stampy, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

is mellow mushroom a chain?!?!!?!??

yeah I think Georgia is the OG Mellow Mushroom but we have one here in Durham

― J0hn D., Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

hey durham my old stampin grounds not so far from the pepper's pizza where i learned to love the anchovy, jalapeno and sundried tomato pizza!

― stampy, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

there are some pizzerias in Dublin that don't have anchovies....blacklist for life.

I actually would eat anchovies out of the tin.

― Local Garda, Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

ugh mellow mushroom is so disappointing. the south doesn't 'get' pizza!

― bear of the teddy (harbl), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

also what about sauerkraut on pizza, how does it make u feel

― bear of the teddy (harbl), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

didn't m1ckey work at a mellow mushroom?

― jordans-menendi (tehresa), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

Last night I made a pizza with roasted garlic, fried salami, cannelini beans, red onion, basil, and mozz.

― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

I have been going to my local Mellow sort of frequently since I realized I am friends with 90% of the staff (surprise surprise, right). I usually just get hummus and beers (KY Ale Bourbon Barrel).

― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

l0u1s jagg3r memorial thread

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

i want to make a pizza now!

― bear of the teddy (harbl), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

i have seen a mellow mushroom in asheville come to think of it

i always get a gross vibe from the mellow mush, not like the food is gross but like the place is about to be shut down

good sandwiches there

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

Mellow Mushroom can NOT be worse than:
Pizza Hut
Little Caesars
Domino's
California Pizza Kitchen
Sbarro

Hell, it's probably better than Papa John(?). We need a Mellow Mushroom dominion to find out.

Yeah, Mellow Mushroom is all over the south. Go to their website. I think half of the site is like pseudo HR Pufnstuf type cartoons.

― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 24 November 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

oh man I typed CPK and I threw up in my mouth a little

CPK = Quizno's of pizza?

― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 24 November 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

California Pizza Kitchen: C/D?

(lol at Elvis Telecom post about "CPK" the acronym)

― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 24 November 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

CPK = Quizno's of pizza?

my God, YES

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 24 November 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

I don't like their regular pizzas or their sandwiches, but if you go into a full CPK (and I have only been to three in LA and not ASAP which is just bad), the thin crust "Neapolitan" pizzas are good. The salads are fine too.

― Spencer Chow, Monday, 24 November 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

neapolitan!?!??!

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

whadup roxy? you never tried chocolate vanilla strawberry pizza before?

― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.swim4wareham.co.uk/tri/images/brzpic/IceCreamPizza.jpg

― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

eeeurgggghhhh :O~

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Mellow Mushroom is tasty. It's no NY thin crust don't get me wrong, but it's leagues above your Pizza Hut/Domino's/Papa John's/Shakey's etc. The crust, while not a "proper" crust, is a decent enough take on crust to pass.

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

i had dessert pizza in brazil. it was weird.

― battered beauties (get bent), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

it's gourmet

it's chocolate

it's pizza!

http://www.gourmetchocolatepizza.co.uk/images/pizza_kidsbig.jpg

― warmsherry, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

shit

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

hold barf back, more like

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

YOU'LL EAT IT AND YOU GONNA LIKE IT

― warmsherry, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

god i want a pizza now but am broke to order 1 f u guyz

― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

i had indian pizza in SF--it was fantastic

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.zantepizza.com/

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

i havent craved a pizza in a long time

guess this is growin up

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

growing out of pizza counts as selling out, I'm sorry to inform you

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

growing out of pizza?! CRAZY TALK ROXY!

― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)

just haven't really CRAVED it

i've still eaten it occasionally

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

you can track your order when u order online with dominos, and POST IT TO YOUR FACEBOOK.
Joe left the restaurant with my pizza at 12:04, after Chris double-checked it for quality starting at 11:57. What happened in that seven minutes? Do you think they spat in my pizza cuz it's so late? tbh i filled out the order form assuming they were already closed and kind of feel bad for makin them bring me a pizza.

― ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

i wld unfriend that person for eating dominos

― tehresa, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

so you're gonna unfriend me now ;_;

― ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:14 (sixteen years ago)

oh no :(

― tehresa, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago)

ian why would you do this to yourself? don't eat dominos!

― tehresa, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:15 (sixteen years ago)

dominos is terrible but they deliver really l8

― ^ poll it (Lamp), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the only reason to eat it. Did so recently and was also amazed that that tracking system thing tbh.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i'm at my mom's house and been drinking so i can't drive anywhere and there is really like no food in the house.

― ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

this is amazing

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

I had the best fucking slice of pizza today. Mozzarella, pesto, pine nuts, grilled chicken, sun-dried tomato.

It is 1:30 in the morning and I am still haunted by the memory of the second slice of pizza, the last one left from that awesome, godlike pie that I did not take home with me. I have the munchies something awful and all there is in my apartment is a can of artichoke hearts and some almond butter.

― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Monday, 12 October 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

oh my god i'm so starving and the pizza is taking AGES and maybe they've gone to the wrong place because the phone call dropped out twice?

― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 5 February 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

what ended up happening with yr pizza??

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OYoXyEsN5t4/TDvIGQKaffI/AAAAAAAACGY/6FAqg4d5gzY/s1600/photo+3.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OYoXyEsN5t4/TDu8BF67q1I/AAAAAAAACFA/GYh53hcAka8/s1600/photo+3.JPG

― dell (del), Saturday, 5 February 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

It was a bit of a rollercoaster but I made it through. Guy called to say he couldn't find the address so while I was telling it him again my phone dropped out AGAIN. Fuck you T-Mobile! I called back, he was 5 mins away, it was all ok. Had time to put the kettle on in advance, so it's not all bad. I ate that pizza in about 3 mins flat though.

― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

nice

wait, kettle what now? you had tea with your pizza?? or is that some expression that just flew over my head

― dell (del), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

But of course! box o' pizza, big mug o' tea, can't go wrong.

― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

nooooooo i reject your lifestyle!

― dell (del), Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

that's like having scones 'n' beer

― dell (del), Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

There are other reasons for the racism: the legacy of fascism and the continuing adulation of Benito Mussolini; the tangible insecurity, even sense of inferiority, of many Italians; widespread economic misery for at least the last decade; and a political class that is absurdly ignorant. But perhaps the most interesting explanation for racism comes from an Italian mate of mine who's an armchair anthropologist. He maintains that in a country that is famously lawless, in which rules are often wilfully ignored, everyone is oddly very conformist in other ways: all wearing the same fashionable colour, or eating the same food at the same festivals. Italy simply isn't a country of eccentricity, or a place where difference or diversity are accepted, let alone cherished. I once tried to experiment by putting an unorthodox topping on my pizza and was harangued by irate mates as if I'd committed a terrible crime.

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

the platonic ideal of ilx = talkin baout amateur anthropololgy, racism & pizza

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2014/02/charting-the-world-of-pizza.html?ref=title

― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Monday, 3 March 2014 13:03 (eleven years ago)

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