Having a Grape Crush for an extended period of time in your guts: C/D?

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GIVE IT UP FOR THE WROLD'S BESTEST GRAPE SODA OMG LOL!!!!!!!111!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That's what I'm sayin'! Feel the goodness of the GRAPE CRUSH BITCH!

(This message brought to you by the Where's The Comma Foundation.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

WTCF = what the crying fuck?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan has eaten some paste.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Zesty!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

GRAPE CRUSH PASTE BITCH!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you, Bizarro.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously though, no love for the Grape Crush? I'm (wait for it....) crushed.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape Crush is inferior to Faygo Grape.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bigskyballoons.com/images/Balloons/grape_ape_small.jpg

Grape Ape will destroy!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My best friend had a dozen two liters of Grape Crush stocked in his house at all times. I shit you not---they lined the basement stairs.
After you drink enough of de-fizzed end-of-the-bottle Grape Crush, just the site of it is enough to make you nauseous.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

When you say "nauseous", do you really mean "aroused"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes!*

*no

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bizarro.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What is a grape crush paste bitch (and can we eat it)?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo momma! (yes we can)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?????????

Fuck work, I am jonesing for grape soda. MAD FOR IT I AM.

(publicly losing your mind: C/D?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/jones/jones-grape.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

These are truly the end times.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/products/Beverages/hfbe209.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 October 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape soda = bottled vomit.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

INFIDEL!

― Grape Crush Fatwah (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape Crush vs Grape Juice vs Grape Drink

it's all Purple, peopel!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.iamhere.com/garylarsen/images/gpPPEaters_ds.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

LAWRENCE I KISS YOU

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? It's official. Perry has seriously lost his mind. All that damn grape soda has rotted his brain.

Still, tis cheaper than embalming fluid.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 9 October 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Even used embalming fluid tastes better than grape soda.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I weep for your heathen tastebuds. Grape soda roxx u r all snooty.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You're calling someone who drinks used embalming fluid 'snooty'?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly. However, at least, embalming fluid doesn't have those empty calories.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to go have one right now.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, that was supposed to go on the 'sex with other ILXORS thread'

― luna. (Oops), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

GRAPE CRUSH BITCH

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo momma!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I never had my Grape Crush last night. I must change this tonight.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wanna grape you, all niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

― Pharrell (Ronan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

No grape groping.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape soda tastes just fine to me. But you know what tastes even grapier than grape soda (or than grapes, obviously)?? Grape cough syrup. YUM!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape cough syrup IS fantastic! I almost had to go to the hospital when I was young because I drank half a bottle of grape cough syrup (through a straw!!! WTF was I thinking?). It was almost worth it, mmmmmmmm.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Grape meeeee
Grape meeeee, my friend
Grape meeeee
Do it and do it again....

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/321.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It was almost worth it, mmmmmmmm.

'Almost' worth it? Why not totally? Were you missing that ever-so-special syrup buzz?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 9 October 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Stomach Ache From Hell detracted from the overall experience.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/56207.gif

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 10 October 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

UPDATE: I couldn't find any Grape Crush, but Grape Fanta was on sale! JOY!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

One of our soda machines carries Grape Fanta! YAY

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS THREAD

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

have we invented a drink with grape soda in it for john justen and fluffy bear yet. whatever it is, i'd like to call it the party boat.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

FACT: Kirstie Alley used to drink 14 grape sodas a day.

― Brent, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know what to make of any of this. Wow.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihd8XKrsyQ

Feel the fizz of Coo-Coo Cola!

FEEL IT!!!

― Spinspin Sugah, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, I want grape soda so bad now. Not, like, batshit Dan "Grape Crush Bitch" Perry bad, but pretty bad.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

Plus, party boat. Yes.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

And here all I can offer you is half a bottle of Dimetapp...

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

Grape crush and vanilla vodka is the party boat. We'll try it with coconut milk, maybe.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

The thought of that combination is making my teeth hurt.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

All the Fantas are good, but Grape is the best, and the grape Fanta girl puts the Fanta back in Fantasy (read: she is the best one).

http://www.blogography.com/photos4/Fantanas.jpg

Actually maybe she isn't, but I spent a long time in someone's car once arguing she was, so now I feel loath to change my opinion.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

Grape soda's ALWAYS, bar none, the best soda in the generic 25 cent venmachines.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Since the original thread was revived, I think it's time to revive the parody.

GRAPE CRUSH BITCH!

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

buddy's grape, everybody

― gff, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

did anybody post that video where the lady falls over stomping grapes in a metal tub and hits her head? I had to watch that like 30 times in one day because a coworker thought it was hilarious

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, won't do that again.

PS: OOOOOW OW OW OW OW OW OWOW OW OOOOOOOOOW

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you want a, want a Fanta? TV funhouse! TV funhouse!

Two great jingles that go great together.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I GOT PURPLE.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

DONTCHU WANNA WANNA JARVIK

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

(-) (-)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

the earth caught in the grip of a never-ending war for supremacy between the forces of jarvik and fanta

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

one man

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

stands alone

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

DRINK OUR SODA

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Fantanas.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

can the fantanas bring refreshment to the beatless heart of jarvik

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

A parched land desperate for ascorbate.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Grape is one of the hotter Fantanas.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

SMOTHERED IN SODAS

http://www.dexigner.com/forum/uploads/post-1-1149623638.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

How come other countries get Fantas who are real women, not drag queens?

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

red is the hottest

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

lol I just found out the pineapple fantana is now on TLC's "Overhaulin'"

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

or at least one of the pineapple fantanas

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I have ever tried Fanta.

― stevienixed, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

we should have a thread wherein we assemble fantasy fantana squads from c-listers

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

jennifer love hewett

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.slate.com/?id=2068277

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

fanta doesn't make a horse flavor, Mr. Que

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

TYRA BANKS
VERONICA WEBB
HEIDI KLUM
YOANNA HOUSE

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

El Tomboto's next project: "I Have Had All the Fantas"?

― j.lu, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE GOT TO WORLD OF COKE IN ATLANTA, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FANTAS THERE

(stay away from the Beverly tho, ugh)

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_(drink)

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

fanta doesn't make a horse flavor, Mr. Que

HOOOOO SNAPPLE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

christina hendricks
boti bliss
sienna guillory
nazri segaro

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

still no chance against jarvik though I'm afraid

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

jarvik would fuck those pineapple fantasias up with his stent-ray

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

jarvik
dj squalls
eddie kaye thomas
natasha lyonne

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ 4 horsemen shop with that cast, stat

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

eddie vedder
trent reznor
courtney love
joey ramone

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

susan lucci
hunter tylo
josie bisette
ian ziering

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

would you be offended if I delete that (to que)

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

also u guys r ooooooold

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

zac ephron
vanessa hudgens
ashley tisdale
corbin bleu

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

it's going to take a lot to offend me, considering we are on a grape soda thread talking about assembling lists of c-level personalities to defeat a non existent threat from the inventor of the artificial heart.

delete away.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

well I was offended by it because it made me imagine the four of them in the fantana outfits which somehow made dj qualls seem totally harmless

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wait-- I suspect Tomboto may be acting against his will (-) (-)

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

guys are there any dr who episodes that do not fit into the jarvik vs fantanas cosomology so far

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

miley cyrus
sabrina bryan
camille winbush
tram-anh tran

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

guys are there any dr who episodes that do not fit into the jarvik vs fantanas cosomology so far

"Black Orchid"?

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

dan is just making people up now

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

daryl sabara
maureen mccormick
gallagher
jack klugman

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, are those all real people? Srsly? (Yes I am old)

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

imdb it

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Not you Que, I KNOW ME SOME J KLUG

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i've been googling the shit out of dan's entries, it's still bad it's just a delayed bad (esp. ashley tisdale--ewwwww.)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Nicky Wire in a banana suit vs Jack Klugman in a Fantana suit

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

I am enjoying the idea of multiple fantana teams worldwide fighting the jarvikan hordes
we should spin this off into a tabletop adventure game

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

dan is in charge of assembling the deck of former reality contestants and american pie casualties that you pick from to start

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

I will draw the map of earth

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

It's like that retarded Contest Of Champions miniseries marvel did in the early eighties.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

i enjoy the phrase "jarvakian hordes"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Will the map be hexes or squares?

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

Guys you could probably sell this pitch to Cheap Ass Games

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

and a convoluted simultaneous-action turn-based system of play wherein up to six players might battle across the globe in a tragic, family-shattering manner

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

(with soda.)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

hayden panetierre
dakota fanning
emmanuel lewis
maccauley culkin

wait no, I mean:

Beth Stolarczyk
Montana McGlynn
Kaia Beck
Julie Stoffer

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

dude it's JARVIKAN hordes
not jarvakian
that sounds like tarkanian

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Martha Quinn
Julie Brown
Matt Pinfield
Dave Kendall

xpost shit. JARVIKAN JARVIKAN JARVIKAN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds like tarkanian

http://www.insulators.com/news/images/surge2.gif

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Matt Pinfield

OK NO

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

"awww c'mon guys i hate jarvikan hordes as much as the next guy. . .here's the latest video from Ned's Atomic Dustbin."

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/matt-pinfield-sirius.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Teren Delvon Jones
Marcel Hall
Nick Currie
Declan Patrick MacManus

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

(quiz: which of the above artists' wiki articles is currently on notice for "peacock terms?")

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Taryn Manning
Stacy Dash
Rashida Jones
Naoko Mori

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

okay these teams need weapons

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

dan this is amazing

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think it is pretty clear that their deadliest weapons are their wits and fruit

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

c/their w/their t

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

fruit on t's

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://users.ca.astound.net/bdeal/halloween/2005/DoctorGroup1_large.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I think that child is trying to hide from Tokyo criminals.

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

LOL I just sprayed that child all over my keyboard.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

that child is the Anakin of this thread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait i mean the Luke of this thread.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, 7th Heaven got really weird towards the end!

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

LOL I just sprayed that child all over my keyboard.

I find your time travel jokes disgusting

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

wau Tom, A++++++++++++++

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

E
FP
TOE
IFRD
?????

I think this may be the real DaVinci Code.

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

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