Having Sex With Your Friends On ILX, C/D?

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Also: The return of the parody threads, C/D?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ew, dud.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't know that feature had been coded yet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wouldn't the keyboard get jammed in all kinds of embarassing places?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

*gets naked*

― adaml (adaml), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wouldn't the keyboard get jammed in all kinds of embarassing places?

No, Dang. The joystick. Mmmm, the joystick.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

they go crazy on you-whatch ya gonna dooooooo
ooooooooooo ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahhh oooooooooooo crazy on you

― half jack, Wednesday, 8 October 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that the P73 remix of Hulk Hogan?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

hmm, i can think of an example or two where it might be kinda fun...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

blah blah blah

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

i seriously think this might be the only way i ever get laid again.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you referring to cyber or flesh?

― violet red (violet red), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sex with ILXors: There are some of you who that could be pleasant with. There are some others who I would much rather just hear you tell your stories and experiences. And there are many where, sorry, no. (Not that you were asking.)

Parody threads are one of the top ten duddest things about ILX, possibly top five.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I saw you in the disco
Last night in San Francisco
The way you used your joystick
It really makes my mouse click

Come sit down on my laptop
Lets do a little hiphop
Let's go into a chatroom
And do a little boom boom

I saw you in the disco
Last week in San Francisco
The way you used your joystick
Has really made me feel sick

The doctor checked my harddrive
A virus in my archive
My disc was not protected
And now I am infected

― Øystein Vengaboy? Ack (Øystein H-O), Thursday, 9 October 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

*comment deleted*

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

none of you are my friends. so i'd fuck all y'all.

― Little Big Macher (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 October 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Eeew yuck.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never had sex with anyone on ILX. I feel so left out. All London ILXors seem to be getting it on with each other all the time, and I can't participate.

That said, can't or won't? Sigh.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

All London ILXors seem to be getting it on with each other all the time

Really ?

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, isn't this what we're all here for anyway?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's what I found out at the last FAP I attended!

What's really upsetting is finding out that a particular person has had sex with EVERYBODY. Except me. I'm not sure if I should feel left out, or if I should feel that I have higher standards and more taste and discrimination for not going there.

Of course I won't name names, that would be so dull.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Dastoor, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Of course it is.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't be silly, I wouldn't want to have sex with him, he's all twee and shit.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have sex with another ilxor on a very regular basis & it's fantastic!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Waaaaahhhh!!! I *am* missing out!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

*accusation deleted*

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would never have sex with an ILXor. Yuck. I'm getting dry heaves because of this thread.

Kate, it's Ned, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

What ILXor has had sex with the most other ILXors? Come on, let's guess! Make scandalous accusations! (And see how quickly we can start a flamewar/get this thread shut down)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I only have with one other, but then I did know himn way before we were introduced to the wonderful world of ilx, so I really don't count. woo hoo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've not shagged any, but I turned down Mark C...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's really upsetting is finding out that a particular person has had sex with EVERYBODY.

Maybe this person interprets the board name "I Love Everything" more literally than you do.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Everyone's turned down Mark C!

(not really hun!!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You don't understand, I really do 'love' everything!"

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

euw!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.justrubbers.com/info/shape_trojan.html

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is disgusting and should be shut down immediately and I bet the manwhore is the Pinefox.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do you know it is a man?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, wait, yeah, that's me making assumptions.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's you, isn't it, Nicole?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Microsoft OTM. The idea.

― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've been found out.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey! I didn't turn down Mark C!

(He turned down ME!)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it Mark C then?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's C***M, isn't it?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah, go on! Someone have sex with me! Pleeeeeeeaseeeeee . . .

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excuse me!!

No.

My girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend are both on ILE, but that hardly means the whole of London.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Jerry the Nipper, isn't it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jerry the Nippler, more like.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally is going to explode if she doesn't find out, isn't she?

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jerry the Nibbler, surely?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry, I am awful.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not going to explode cos I know the answer already.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, what is it then? I'm still waiting. Can you read my mind? Wow, let's have a Channel Four documentary all about Ally, then! Woo!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not a Londoner, for starters.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Was at the time!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, are we talking about your London-person-who-had-sex-with-everyone-in-London or the more general, later posed question about who had sex with most other ILXors? Cos the two answers are different.

But, answer still stands as not a Londoner.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, it is me, isn't it?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes.

― The Amazing Kriswell (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh. Sorry, I was still on the former, when you were already on the latter.

So where are they from, then? I'm guessing NY.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

(It's not me, btw)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I mean, ergh)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm seeing answers but to what questions?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread could turn very evil, it's like when my college course people ran a poll of our year's biggest flirts. I came second in the female catagory - cheers guys.

(No, the London ilxor is NOT me.)

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not going to spill the beans anyway! That'd be far too evil, fwiw if anyone got offended I'm not "guessing" choices I think are serious.

Because I know the answer is Geir Hongro.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, it's definitely C***m. What was the question again?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

From the "Drunk" thread two days ago:

"
You know what ILX is misiing? Gossip. Tittle tattle. Unsubstantiated rumor. Or maybe that;s what goes on at FAPs, I don't know. I honestly don't. Still...

-- adaml (formerlynordicskill...), October 7th, 2003.
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...who's doing who, anyway?

-- adaml (formerlynordicskill...), October 7th, 2003."

That's more like it.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sniff... Anna, how COULD you? I'm so hurt. Don't you FANCY me?

::j/k::

(I am being deliberately evil. Dogs only bite when they smell fear. Stirrers only stir when they sense embarrassment. Woof.)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never had sex with anyone on ILX.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Robots don't count as people, Andrew.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dogs sometimes bite even when they sense of smell has been confounded. I have scars to prove it.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw Kate, of course I fancy you, but by the time I knew you well enough to proposition you I was going out with toby ...

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just realized that it's DIZZEE RASCAL!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, Kate had sex with a robot?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, Andrew, I've had sex *on* ILX, as in, someone has tried to have sex with me while I was at the computer... "stop, what are you doing, don't put that in there, I haven't finished my post yet..."

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILX is great precisely bcz it isn't like one of these dating type sites so what I'm saying is that Kate is being evil by spreading these rumours.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Julio, it's too late to try to cover your tracks now!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is there a dating section that I'm missing then?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://side7.gundam.com/the_gundam_box/reviews/zeta03.jpg
Try me on, I'm very you.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nicole, stop it, everyone knows it's you!!!!! GOD!!!! You've even had sex with me!!!!

Wait.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know how if you click that USERS link at the bottom? That's not actually measuring your posting stats, you know. Oh my, and look who's at the top.

(I have never had sex with a robot. That I know of. HSA keeps trying to persuade me to have sex with a robot, possibly in the name of art, but I'm having none of it.)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Psst...Kate...I don't think that's what Andrew was getting at.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yr all a bunch of filthy hos.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, but Ned covets that number 1 spot soooooo badly. he'll do anything. watch out.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, at least it ain't me. Lordy, I don't know enough of you and the ones I do know/have met are still pretty much strangers. Inotherwords, I don't know any of you well enough to want to sleep with you*.

*Sorry, stevem ;-)**.

**I've only met male ILXors, or did I meet Anna last night?

― Barima/Burma (Barima), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Note to Kenan at spot 50: MUST TRY HARDER.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

What is Andrew getting at?

I've never had sex with another ILX poster. OK, yeah, there's *him* that we don't talk about EVAH any more, but that doesn't count for reasons which should be obvious.

HSA posted once, but no one answered his thread, so he sulked and gave up and went away.

Honestly. What other ILXors have I slept with? Unless Suzy had her way with me while I was passed out on the couch, I really don't recall it happening. Humph!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is a travesty of moral justice and you're all gross.

(Kate, you've got what he's talking about, though god knows why he actually said it on thread)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

**I've only met male ILXors, or did I meet Anna last night?

yes.

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, you're just pretending to be outraged because you know that it's YOU atop the statscock. Literally! You ho! (And I'm still offended because you've never slept with me either!)

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

What I want to see is everyone's Fuckster™ list. Come on, you know you want to.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha yeah, I've slept with everyone, that's why a certain ILX was on my jock for six months, really bad break up, you know? I still have a special place in my heart for Becky Lucas though. She was a wildcat!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Except me. I'm going to cry.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

RJG to thread (as often as possible)

― the pinefox, Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cameo appearance from Becky demanded immediately !

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

hush little pinefox, the object of the game is to pick the wrong people!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you don't talk about him ever, why are the reasons obvious? This was all before my time.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, Kate, do you want to fuck me? Just be honest.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

hush little pinefox, the object of the game is to pick the wrong people!

-- Ally

This gives me a mental image of the Pinefox with his head in Ally's lap as she strokes his hair.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's because it was webcast already on the ilx p0rn site.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then I tied him up and made him wear a saddle!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The part with the ketchup was the highlight, though.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Please stop.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kate, I know you explained a lot of things to her, but would you really want to have sex w/ Becky Lucas?

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

first the ketchup, then the beer bottles.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

You started it, Anna.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

...uh, nice to meet you, last night Toby (This, I'm assuming, was the correct response to your post)?

And gosh, you are all sick, sick people.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, Toby's just confirming you met me.

Ally - the scene I thought of was sweet and playful. I am English we don't do talking about, well, you know what or ... down there.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, the same English who've originated the concept of "sploshing", or, in certain provinces, "splooshing."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Talking is not the same as doing. Wild hearts beat under our frosty exteriors.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, heat that shit, then!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

*insult deleted*

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 October 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Millar, isn't it? Who can resist a man in (or out of) uniform?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILX is great precisely bcz it isn't like one of these dating type sites

Oh, how we laughed...

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's because it was webcast already on the ilx p0rn site.

pr0n? That's why ILX needs a new megaserver, and donors to the cause are to be repaid in sexual favors?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why do you think Andrew G. always looks so content in those photos he posts?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

It so *so* SO has to be THE DIRTY VICAR!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Blount.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

It has to be Trife.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ignore all of my posts to this thread, they are silly.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought it was Connor! I could have sworn I heard his howl of ecstacy echoing from over the horizon...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

OH, Becky. My sweet sweet Becky. We had hours of endless fun, dancing in fields of wildflowers, talking about rearends.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

... and your 24" sex.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

who's going to have to to tell their kids mummy and daddy met on "ilx"

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've said this before, but I think in the future, tales of meeting on the internet will be thought romantic, like we hear about grandparents having fallen in love over love letters.

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why would you need to tell your children that? I never asked my parents such stories. I assume they met at a monster truck rally, or perhaps while my dad was in the slammer. (Note: neither scenario is possible)

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do you explain the "1st Place: Slammer Monster Truck Rally" trophy on your folks' mantelpiece?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mine met at a dance. Carl Cox 1987

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan, your parents did not meet in 1987.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

who's going to have to to tell their kids mummy and daddy met on "ilx"

Problem? Don't want your kids to give you incredulous looks, and howl, "Loser!" (cause mum and dad couldn't get their asses out into the sunshine for hours)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely it is more unlikely that they like Carl Cox?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

My parents probably met at that damned bar where the chimp stole my momma's drink, wtf is that? That wouldn't surprise me. "Yo shorty, you looking fine tonight, I will be saving your girly drink from the hands of that beast." And then they fell in love.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

And had stupid, sarcastic, obnoxious children.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know my parents went to college together but I don't remember hearing a story about how they met.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, Toby's just confirming you met me.

you did meet me as well though! and i'm sorry we didn't speak, i'm afraid i was already quite hammered by the time you arrived. next time...

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gee, I thought my thread was dead.

Oh, and I haven't ever had sex with an ILXor. Ever. Damn it.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't know that feature had been coded yet?

I'm sure Martin's hard at work on that.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

It seems possible that my Moms cheated on my real father with my step-dad. Those randy kids. I don't blame her; that guy was a stiff. So to speak.

POU (pick over-under) on the first ILX child...go.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have no frinds on ilx

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

friends, that is...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Khm,
sorry to interrupt the conversation, but
this 'having sex' - is it something people actually do? :/

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

See! It's not all about you, Anna!!! *Joke*

Yeah, next time, Toby. I didn't speak to Anna either, so don't worry about it. Martin was a good bloke, tho.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 10 October 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Quite stalling barima, do you want to sleep with Toby or Anna?! Or is it Martin?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 10 October 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

''ILX is great precisely bcz it isn't like one of these dating type sites
Oh, how we laughed...''

what's so funny lara. its trooo!!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 10 October 2003 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

unless you are the mystery casanova

― Ed (dali), Friday, 10 October 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha ha, I just remembered... if we go by the "Right, so who wants to shag me then?" threads, *I* am the Mystery Casanova! Woo!

(I've always wanted to be a Mystery Something. Because there's absolutely nothing mysterious about me. Sigh.)

― kate (kate), Friday, 10 October 2003 11:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes you do Dave! (I don't want to sleep with you)

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 10 October 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ronan, don't blow his cover, Dave is trying to be the misunderstood and brooding type in the corner. Hey, chicks dig it.)

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Later on Dave will take out his guitar and strum it slowly, while smoking a cigarette.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i heard he may speak to us in french, now that he has his camus back

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"guitar"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shelley said she saw him wearing his beret the other day, he cycled past her in victoria park, i dont believe her though, i think she made it up, because i heard he was in Marrakesch

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 10 October 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

six months pass...

CLASSIC.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago) link

I meant gareth's post. I've not had sex with any ilxors.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

totally mind bogglingly classic

oh ummm....i guess i have

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

What, Ronan, you don't remember? I'm devastated! Did it really mean nothing to you?

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

i've not seen this thread til now, amazing

anyway, I'M GAME (ruffles feathers)

― playful grouse (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

No you're not. You're just a tease!

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:44 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldn't turn up the opportunity :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:46 (twenty years ago) link

*looks around, picks lint off pants*

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:51 (twenty years ago) link

well if you can't get it on ILX where can you?

<x-small>serious question</x-small>

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

heh

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

Being x-small could be a hindrance.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:17 (twenty years ago) link

Quit stalling barima, do you want to sleep with Toby or Anna?! Or is it Martin?

I missed this! But wasn't the answer obvious?

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm, the distance might present a problem, but I wouldn't say no to many of you. Of course none of you would probably even propose it, what with my kinky Scandinavian ways.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:46 (twenty years ago) link

I thought Finns weren't scandinavian?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

FAF?

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

don't be so sure. I've sensed a strong undercurrent of kinkiness here since i first arrived.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:49 (twenty years ago) link

arrived = posh way of saying come...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

"since i first came" may have left me open to unwelcome mocking. :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:55 (twenty years ago) link

FAF = fancy a fanny.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

*scratches chin thoughtfully*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

dangle?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:01 (twenty years ago) link

Dongle.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://home.swipnet.se/emmerdale3/skrivbordsbilder/zak.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

SHRINK IT!

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

I am still traumatised.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

it sure did

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

You need to get laid.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

Flip it and reverse it.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

The original concept still sounds like a really diabolical idea.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

What, you mean it's your kind of idea?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

No, but never mind. I should give up trying to write.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Everything's coming up Diablo Robotico!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

I have sex with another ilxor on a very regular basis & it's fantastic!
-- Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther)

who dat??

― gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i actively try not to imagine the pink panther fucking

― jergïns, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i think her boyfriend posted to ilx, too.
whatever happened to pink panther?

― homosexual II, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex on ILX??!!

I'm sure that would void my laptop warranty!

― Oilyrags, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(hurr hurr hurr laptop)

― Oilyrags, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i duno :( rip

xxpost

― chaki, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

pinkpanther got married, had baby etc. and lost interest in ilx either as a result of that or for other reasons

― blueski, Friday, 28 December 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The last thing I remember her posting was of her pregnancy. Too bad she's gone, she was nice.

― Tuomas, Friday, 28 December 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex? What's that?

― j.lu, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

classic

― ken c, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

p.s. pinx0r left after i outed her as a fake

― ken c, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

plus had sex with her obv.

― ken c, Friday, 28 December 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: The return of the parody threads, C/D?

-- Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, October 8, 2003 9:49 PM

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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