A Thread about the film JFK

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Joe Pesci in a horrible wig screaming that it's a riddle wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma then noting that all he ever wanted to be was a Catholic priest. Kevin Bacon as a gay prostitute who declares that "fascism is coming back!" Is that a brillo pad on Tommy Lee Jones's head? Donald Sutherland imitating the micromachine man from galoob. Kevin Costner announcing that he's ashamed to be an american. Kevin talking to a black woman for two seconds to reaffirm his character is a good man (classy, Stone!). Sissy Spacek is mad at him for ignoring the children until he announces that Bobby's been shot, which inspires sex and devotion in her. The man at the firing range wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald, it was FRANK WHALEY!!! Ed Asner beats the shit out of Jack Lemmon. Operation Mongoose is led by the cuban-gay mafia, with help from U.S. Generals. Back and to the left...back and to the left. DO NOT FORGET YOUR DYING KING. WHAT IS PAST IS PROLOGUE.

Is painfully innaccurate bullshit hollywood cameo crazy stereotypical racist messianic horseshit ok as long as it's VIBRANT, intense horseshit? As long as John Candy plays a sweaty jive-talker who thinks that Costner is as crazy as his mamma, goes to show its in the genes?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, it is! I love this movie! Donald Sutherland's scene is so amazing (though I wish they did it without cutaways)... who else could carry a 25-minute monologue? (All about that voice.) It's a great thriller.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

great movie. and indeed sutherland is majestic in that monologue

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

It could all be made-up shroom-hallucination-derived nonsense for all I care.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I will admit I loved the film in middle school. I find it really hard to get over the manipulativeness of it (I know manipulation isn't bad per se, I AM a DePalma fan, but Stone's use of it to fuck with history bothers me BIG TIME). That said when me and a friend rented Ruby we were so bored that we put in JFK after about ten minutes. If I'm gonna watch some red-head psychotic plan the death of the greatest president Oliver Stone ever knew, I'm gonna watch Joe Pesci play him, goddamnit.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And Brian Doyle-Murray as Jack Ruby!!!! Way better than Danny Aiello.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually first saw this movie earlier this year! Weirdly enough.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

crazy! and you call yourself a Stone apologist! I saw it in the theaters and me and my friend were bursting with liberal conspiracy theory fervor afterwards. Though even then I was annoyed by Stone's cliched wife-doesn't-understand-I'm-saving-the-world bullshit.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The funny thing is a couple nights later I was a little st*ned and I was talking to a friend of mine a mile-a-minute and I got on the JFK thing and I had to stop myself because I was acting like such a cliche. I still can't believe I actually did that.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I've said it a million times, and I'll say it again (only to get yelled at for it): I love the editing. I don't mean the fast cuts so much as the sheer crazy techniques within that speed that he really didn't start off on until JFK and The Doors. And jeah, fuck the inaccuracies - it's a great MOVIE, and if you just go into it knowing that it's horrible history but wonderful cinema - what a rush! Also one of the few films, as mentioned above, that makes a good argument for a big and extremely famous ensemble cast (with a large proportion of them playing against type, no less).

And the Rooker! How can you forget Michael Rooker?

...

I seriously need to stop raving about all this before I stain my pants.

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I seriously need to stop raving about all this before I stain my pants.

Never stopped Stone!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i once had a strange theory that JFK was Stone's Hamlet and that Nixon was Macbeth - i think i got it from an interview or something

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I could make a post here that was just "slutsky's OTM about X, Girolamo's OTM about Y..." Sutherland makes the movie, for one thing. It's sort of borderline for me; there are a lot of scenes that don't hold up as well to multiple viewings as other parts, so it's not something I'll watch the entirety of when it's on HBO or whatever. But the good parts are a lot of fun.

And Stone was up front (eventually, maybe? I don't remember if he said this all along) about the history being fucked; "it's a myth, yeah, but it's a myth to counter the equally-false one we've been handed by the gov't," sentiments to that effect. Hell, I'd like to see more intentionally-fucked history in movies, without it being played for laughs; there could be a lot of material there.

As for the ensemble cast thing: anything else about the movie aside, has the "huge cast of famous people" thing been done better than in this? Altman's good with that, but I don't know if he ever did it quite this well, especially if you don't count Short Cuts.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left..."

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly Stone needs to remake It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World!

(Okay, I forgot about that one. I'd have to see it again, though.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

JFK is wonderfully messed up as a movie, but isn't all that great as a JFK assassination movie. I seem to recall that one of Apocalypse Culture volumes had a list of the subliminal scenes in the movie.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What's great as a JFK assassination movie? Winter Kills?

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Norma Jean and Marilyn

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Here it is: subliminal scenes in Oliver Stone's JFK

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The best JFK assassination movie: Executive Action

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Radio would be great as a JFK assassination movie. As would be Finding Nemo.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ET, have you seen Winter Kills?

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you had linked to Executive Decision for a second there.

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Also check out Interview With The Assassin

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

As history JFK is questionable to say the least, though supposedly so is the Warren Report. As viseral cinema it is phenomenal in its energy and detail, examples that previous posts by Slutsky and Girolama point out. The Lee Harvey Oswald bio montage, opening Bay of Pigs newsreel overture, and the aforementioned Sutherland monologue are key examples of why Stone was nearly unmatched as a filmmaker in 1990s Hollywood.
Executive Action has the hilarious closing V.O., which is stangely eerie, about how one witness to the assasination was killed by a "karate chop to the neck".
The more intellectually thoughtful artistic works to be inspired by the Kennedy assasination include Don Delillo's fictionalized Oswald bio "Libra", which theorizes a series of events that are scarily realistic with respect to human nature. And Bruce Conner's short film REPORT uses footage taped off of television to give a powerfully expressive montage account of what (I imagine) it was like to experience the event as a television viewer. Conner uses repetition brilliantly in the piece.

theodore fogelsanger, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i dreamt last night that the cause of jfk's assassination was bob-a-job week

sadly this important historical revelation is nowhere reflected in stone's film

"the parallax effect" and "three days of the condor" are two pretty good 70s 12-ft-lizard movies abt assassination politics

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

'parallax view' you mean i think . terrified me aged about 13 that.

JFK is *made* by that mr. x/sutherland sequence,but yep those techniques of multi-film stock/editing craziness etc seemed brilliant/insane/eye-popping in '92. nobody else had done anything like that.
in fact 'nbk' was just re-hashing most of them shot for shot and
no-one noticed as they hadn't seen jfk in the 1st place. it was a seriously under-watched film at the time, but at 2 hrs 20 minutes
even in it's original non-director's cut that isn't surprising.

stone never ever ever said anything about it being the whole truth.
it was well known that x was based on prouty, although
obviously the waters are yet more muddied around the conspiracy by the fact that he goes too far the other way in trying to convince us of his version, but hey it asked a lot of questions, and it made people ask more questions etc etc.
empire magazine gave it some kind of weird 'inspiration' award about 5 years ago for some reason and stone showed up, gave a speech looking genuinely touched, moved etc.

there was an *astonishing* episode of DISPATCHES (channel 4, uk)
which i had seen early 90's ('91 ?) not long before seeing the movie,
and that was all facts no theory, it definitely helped to see something like that beforehand.

sutherland's fave bit of all his 80's/90's work he says.
3 months prep for 1 days' acting by all accnts. one day !

" does that sound like a bunch of coincidences to you mr garrison ? ...not for one moment"

piscesboy, Thursday, 16 October 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

man, donald sutherland's voice is one of the greatest things about the 20th century

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 16 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

canadians already rule the world = the REAL conspiracy here!!

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I should note that when I talk about manipulative and misleading bullshit I'm not just talking about the JFK conspiracy stuff. I'm also talking about stuff like the closing summation from Costner that didn't exist in real life cuz Garrison's assistant actually gave the closing speech. I'm more complaining about the way Hollywood (and Stone is DEFINITELY Hollywood, sorry) always bleaches movies based on real life. A Beautiful Mind being a classic example. It always seems to me that the real story is more interesting, cuz, well THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED in real life. Stone's "alternative myth" is such a case of two wrongs not making a right, though I'm even more grossed out by Nixon, where his visual style became much more random and simplistic.

Of course, Alexander will be when he stops blaming the gays and ethnics for everything that's wrong with the world. Naturally. I should really see Salvador. It's got James Woods and it's not a revisionist take on American history. Whew.

Yes, Sutherland was great. Though I really wish they'd given John Candy more scenes.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

That's kind of the problem with all movies ever.

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 16 October 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Except for "Who's Harry Crumb?"

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

They better not touch that scene where he's lying flat against that big skylight.

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 16 October 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope someone actually get the cash to make James Ellroy's books "American Tabloid" and "The Cold Six Thousand" into a miniseries. Those two books are much, much further over the top, ugly and entertaining than either "JFK" or "Libra".

That documentary "The Men Who Killed Kennedy" and the follow up are also worth watching if you are interested in the Kennedy assassination. I think Stone nicked more from it than he would want to admit.


earlnash, Friday, 17 October 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

JFK is really massively entertaining and beautifully put together, but of course total bullshit. I saw it around the same time I read a handful of conspiracy books by the likes of Jim Marrs, Gerald Posner, and some others. Posner's was the most convincing, and he thinks Oswald did it. And if you've ever met some of these astonishingly influential conspiracy theorists (I worked on a bad cable TV show that had a couple of them on...Marrs and the guy who wrote Best Evidence), you can see how loony they are. Marrs also believes that UFOs attacked Los Angeles in the '40s. Logic just doesn't prevail in the case of JFK....

still a really good movie!

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 17 October 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It always seems to me that the real story is more interesting, cuz, well THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED in real life.

That's what I always say, too.

oops (Oops), Friday, 17 October 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

We need more films this insane!! Stoney shd do the Florida election in the same style. Gay Cubans agogo, neo-con cabals in smoky rooms, lurking Ay-rab terrorists... k-classic.

This pitch is copyright, btw.

Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 October 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Too bad you can't copyright ideas... ;)

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 17 October 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You sure about that? It's written, anyway.

(I must have time on my hands)

Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

if only stone had based jfk on this theory

(posner quotes ballistics expert donahue to refute criticism of the "magic bullet" theory but gets his name wrong)

(ps my friend adair's decisive refutation of posner's book: "Jesus, look at that man's HAIR OIL!!") (this shd also have been in stone's film)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? Witnesses? I like ballistics, they are fun. But -- well, are there not easier ways of finding out here? Man stands up with sub-machine gun? In plain sight? And says 'I wan you to meet my liddle fren'

Knoll Edmonds (Enrique), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

the description of hickey's movements on the web-page is inaccurate: the book suggests he fell BACKWARDS when the cars speeded up, and so wd not particularly have LOOKED as if he was firing a (single acc.theory) shot, just as if he was falling over backwards

it claims the secret servicemen surrounding him DID know, but covered it up as it was an accident and oswald had already shot jfk fatally and why introduce irrelevancies which wd damage an innocent if clumsy colleague's career needlessly blah blah

the witnesses on the verge etc were anyway notoriously all over the place as to where the various shots came from in terms of puffs of smoke, drifts of smoke and sounds of shots complete w.echoes, plus already looking all directions away from the cars bcz oswald had already fired twice (missed car altogether first time, hit kennedy AND connaly second time)

hickey WAS armed with this gun: that's historically attested to, and visible in some of the photos, esp.the later ones where the motorcade is speeding to the hospital and he's holding it pointed upwards

plus also there's photographic studies of what direction a pumpkin wrapped in masking tape will lurch if you fire a gun into it

mark s (mark s), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

More details - just arrived.

Blimey Mark. Full-on shit there. Er, I'll go with it, but LHO managed a fatal shot? Or maybe he *would* have if CIA guy hadn't? I'm well outta my depth, my Dad was mad into it and I was all yeah yeah: classic conspiracy scene: Annie Hall.

The motorcade sped on...

Steinski (Enrique), Friday, 17 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i tried to find one of the pix in question but found myself on a page where some loony was claiming, based on a photo blown up so large you couldn't make out ANYTHING AT ALL, that one of kennedy's SS-men is "grinning in an evil way" hence etc etc

i think oswald did it end-of-story, but if you want a good conspiracy, menninger's is my favourite on aesthetix-of-slapstick grounds

mark s (mark s), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

If you've ever been to the School Book Depository and gotten a look from up there, you'd have no doubt that it's an easy shot, for the most part. As for the whole "he didn't have enough time" thing, they don't take into account that the first shot fired was a complete miss. One in the trees, one in Kennedy and Connolly, one in Kennedy's head.

Or just read Posner's book.

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 17 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

People believe this conspiracy shit now for the same reasons they think Saddam partially orchestrated 9/11: they don't know jack about the case, the circumstances, the evidence, and how illogical it is that a shooting like that would be carried out with the shooters (who allegedly weren't of the Sirhan Sirhan "I just don't give a fuck" school of thinking, but wanted to get away) mere feet away from dozens of people, cameras everywhere, etc.

Quite honestly though the most despicable thing about JFK the film is that it names and implicates Clay Shaw as being involved in the killing, when in reality he was just a businessman with an extremely tenuous connection to the CIA. Garrison was a scumbag, really. Tried to indict a guy from Cali in the JFK plot, because he once wrote him the prez a threatening letter.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 18 October 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

if stone had based the movie on the slapstick theory then it would have been nowhere near as exciting of course.

I have a friend who always gets pretty mad at historical inaccuracies in movies (esp regarding world war II movies).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 19 October 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no but it wd be funny, which is better than exciting

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 19 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

what about something that's funny and exciting? like your beloved spaceballs!

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 20 October 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

death isn't funny mark ;)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i rewatched Winter Kills last night and it is still quite bad

jones (actual), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
this movie is hilarious! if you watch it like a comedy, the stuff gets funnier. like the incongruous bit during one of those crazy Cuban + sociopathic gays meetings, when tommy lee jones makes note of his own erection and says, "more champagne!"

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

i adore this movie and its absolute unbridled INSANITY. it's also brillantly done, in terms of editing technique and all that shit. the over-acting, complete lack of subtlety etc. brings it into a whole new level. i actually like kevin costner in this, i think he anchors the movie quite well despite his accent.

obviously JFK complete and utter bunk as history, though of course donald sutherland makes the craziness seem almost plausible for a split second. one GOOD thing the movie did do was inspire the President John F. Kennedy Assassination Records Collection Act that got out a lot of previously classified documents and historical information about the era.

and i agree with gear the movie is hilarious.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

"I have a friend who always gets pretty mad at historical inaccuracies in movies (esp regarding world war II movies)."

people like that shouldn't watch movies!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

I get mad at historical innaccuracies in movies, but I get more mad at blatant bold-faced lying. This movie has both in spades, but I might still have been okay it if not for the fact that Costner and Spacek are so god-awfully unwatchable and that the whole film plays out without one iota of suspense.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 23 October 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

my favorite "inaccuracy" in a WW2 film is in The Longest Day, when Robert Mitchum leads the charge across the beach, just running across with his soldiers, pistol in hand, ducking the pesky gunfire from the lightly armed Germans.

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

favorite Costner line delivery in the movie: when he flings open the door and stands in the hallway shouting after Sissy Spacek, "Well so am I, goddammit!"

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

my favorite: "he'd have about as much use for russians as a cat needs pajamas!"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

"that's like saying Touchdown here isn't very smart because he beat me only 2 games out of 5 at chess"

"oh go back to sleep, Jim"

"Dammit Liz, I been sleepin for three ye-ahs"

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

roffle!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

"I didn't think much about it at the time. Just bullshit, y'know, everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld. But when they got him I got real scared. And that's when I got popped."

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

"You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass!"

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if this is the macho Showgirls. (This assumes Road House is not macho, but I'm not really sure WHAT Road House is besides being genius.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

you know there's nothing more macho and man-sexy than a gold-paint covered Tommy Lee Jones being smacked across the face by a "foppish dandy"-attired Joe Pesci, while a stoned Kevin Bacon masturbates himself behind them.

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

All of a sudden Alexander finally makes sense.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

correction, this is the paranoid, batshit INSANE showgirls.

who could forget the scene where bacon, jones, and pesci are parading about painted in gold watching homoerotic silent 1920's sports footage!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Actually Stone should have directed Hannibal. Now imagine how that would have turned out.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

how about the bit where RFK gets shot on TV and Costner's so disturbed/turned on that he goes upstairs and weeps and fucks Sissy Spacek.

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

It's like that very special episode of Call to Glory, but without the fucking. (Why the hell do I remember these things?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

"boss, the president's been shot...in Dallas, about five minutes ago"

"oh...no..."

***shot of sinister clock***

"h-how bad?"

"there's no woid yet, but they think it's in the he-ahd"

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

this movie is SO AWESOME

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Let's not forget John "King Creole" Candy.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

"So, who are we going to cast as the fascist Nixon-supporting gay hustler? I'm thinking Kevin Bacon."

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

"you as crazy as your mama!"

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

"goes to show it's in the genes!"

"You're way out there, boss, taking a crap in the wind, and I for one am not going along on this ride!"

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-stone.jpg

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.musicaos.it/cinecaos/febbraio/jfk_04.JPG

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

what's AWESOME is the director's commentary on the DVD release, where scenes play out and then Stone says, "well eventually we discovered that so and so was in fact not involved in this manner, someone else came forward and said such and such, but it was an interesting theory we had at the time" (which happens about twenty times during the course of the commentary)

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jfk-online.com/100okeefe.jpg

gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

http://teaching.arts.usyd.edu.au/history/hsty3080/3rdYr3080/frames/jfkfilm.jpg

i assume this poster was made for a country where Joe Pesci is more popular than Kevin Costner.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.motelmag.com/movies/images/jfk_candy.jpg

"Is this off the record Daddy-O? Good. In that case, let me sum it up for you real quick. If I answer that question you keep asking, if I give you the name of the big enchilada, you know ... then it's bon voyage Dino. I mean like permanent. I mean like a bullet in my head, you dig? You're a mouse fighting a gorilla. Kennedy is dead as that crab meat. The government's still breathing and you wanna line up with a dead man?"

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

That's some kinda new cancer - I'd say that's a "going out of business
cancer". You got the right ta-ta, but the wrong ho-ho. The government's gonna jump all over your head, Jimbo, and go "cock-a-doodledoo!"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

more where that came from:

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

the entire shooting script!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Tommy Lee Jones' hair in JFK vs. Joe Pesci's hair in JFK

x-post YO!

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

LIZ
I think you care more about John Kennedy than
your family! All day long the kids are asking,
"Where's Daddy?" What am I supposed to tell
your kids, Jim!

JIM
I don't know what to tell them. How 'bout the
truth - I'm doing my job to make sure they can
grow up in a country where justice won't be an
arcane, vanished idea they read about in history
books, like the dinosaurs or the lost continent
of Atlantis.

LIZ
That sounds dandy, but it doesn't replace a
father and a husband on Easter Day.

JIM
(angry, turns away)
It's going to get worse, honey.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/pesci.jpeg

Quote from Pesci about JFK: "[I was happy to see the Supporting Actor nomination go to Tommy Lee Jones.] When I see that I say, I helped. He worked with me and I helped him be good."

You know, I wonder if there's any behind-the-scenes footage in some vault of the filming of the party scene (where Pesci helped Jones be good).

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

i bet you its mysteriously "unaccounted for", just like kennedy's brain.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

JIM
They killed him, honey.

LIZ
(groggily)
Huh?

JIM
(strangled)
He won ... and they killed Robert Kennedy. They
shot him down.

LIZ
(realizing, with terror)
Oh no! No! I can't believe it. I can't
believe it. Both of them, both brothers, oh my
God!

She clings to him, horrified. He caresses her hair. They look in each
other's eyes.

LIZ (CONT'D)
You're right, it hasn't ended, has it?

He kisses her gently - They start to make love, numbed, needing each
other, needing their love in an increasingly terrifying world.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, that last part just killed my libido forever.

Here's a question, who should have been the Criswell figure for this film, reading out that stuff as a narrator?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 October 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

You think your libido is dead? Here's the scene where Pesci (as Ferrie) helps Jones (as Shaw) be good:

We see the four men in drag, smiling for the flash camera, champagne
bottles in hand. Ferrie sniffs some poppers, then shoves a popper in
Shaw's face.

FERRIE
(to Shaw)
You're mine, Mary. Go get the fucking tools
out, bitch. Now! I want some ass.

Ferrie forces more poppers on Shaw. The camera movies to Shaw's
bedroom, where Ferrie scatters a drawer full of leather tools.

FERRIE (CONT'D)
(to Shaw)
Come here, bitch.
(Ferrie grabs Shaw by the hair)
You want this? The only way you get this is do
what I say.
(Ferrie whacks Shaw)
I'm the man. Don't ever forget it.
(Shaw begs and whines)
You want it? You want it?
(Ferrie spits on Shaw)
Fuck you and your rich friends. You're nothing
but a rich whore! You're my woman! Get the
cat!
(to young man)
Strip! Now, woman. I want to see skin.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Miccio, I want to see skin too. But not yours. *kills self*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

BILL: I found Clay Bertrand.

They all stop, look.

SUSIE: Who?

BILL: Grab your socks and pull ... Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw ...

SUSIE(stunned): No! ... Shaw! Director of The Trade Mart? This is incredible.

NUMA: Pillar of the community by day, gay bars at night.

Liz Garrison is the most shaken, as she pours a fresh pot of coffee.

gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

First post might be the best capsule review I've ever read.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

Beverly is an underused resource in the film:

"Dallas was a slow town back then. You chewed toothpicks, played dominos, spit and dated policemen."

"He said, "Beverly, this is my friend Lee ..." and [INSERT LAUGH THAT SPIKES THE MIC LEVELS HERE] I didn't catch the other guy's name. He was a weird-looking guy with those funny little eyebrows."

"When I saw him tow weeks later on the television, I screamed, "Oh, my God - that's him! That's Jack's friend!"

"If they can kill the President, do you think they're gonna think twice about a two-bit showgirl like me?"

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

I picture Stone having a good laugh at the scenes where Garrison himself plays Earl Warren... then slapping everyone else and being all "ain't that a corker?"

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

Pillar of the community by day, gay bars at night.

gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

ILX in a nutshell.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

i like how Clay Shaw isn't two-sided and sinister because of the bit where he conspired to kill Kennedy, but rather because he's got a taste for Bacon.

gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

O'KEEFE
Bring on all the motherfuckers! Bring their
college degrees in here! I got nuthin' to hide.
They can't buy me. You can't buy me. I don't
even need the parole. This is about the truth
coming out. You're a goddamn liberal, Mr.
Garrison, you don't know shit, cause you never
been fucked in the ass. Fascism is here now,
Facism is ...

JIM
No one's trying to buy you, Willie. It's
important to know why you're telling us this.

O'KEEFE
(pauses)
You wanna know why? 'Cause that mother fucker
Kennedy stole that fuckin' election, that's why!
Nixon was gonna be one of the great Presidents
'til Kennedy wrecked this fuckin' country. Got
niggers all over the fuckin' place asking for
their rights, where do you think we got all this
fuckin' crime now, 'cause Kennedy promised 'em
too damned much. Revolution comin'. Fascism's
coming back. I tell ya this - the day that
Communist sumbitch died was a great day for this
country. I jes' hate to think they're blaming
it on some silly fuckin' Oswald who didn't know
shit anyway. People should know why that
sumbitch was killed. 'Cause he was a Communist.
Put me on the stand, go ahead, I'll tell the
same goddamn story, I'm proud of it, don't
matter fuck all to me, things don't change.

As he talks, Jim shares a sickened look with Bill. Whatever truth he
may be telling is necessarily compromised by an attitude that could be
destroyed in court.


I wonder if the shooting script for Year Of The Dragon is available.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, evidently the movie was originally going to end with X intoning "...and that's the day Vietnam started." I love how if you put all of Stone's movies together they create a larger picture.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

So connect Alexander with Any Given Sunday, then.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha it should have ended with Jim Garrison bumping into a fresh-faced, excited, friendly Tom Berenger.

JIM: Where you off to, son?

BARNES: Vietnam, suh! To fight for a grand cawse.

JIM (eyes moistening, voice choking): You--you be careful there, you hear me?

BARNES (giggles): Don't worry 'bout me, you jus' worry about Charlie!

Jim nods sadly, turns, and walks into history.

X steps into frame and turns to the camera.

X: And that was the day Vietnam started.

gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

Were there chariots in Alexander? Any Given Sunday had (Roman) chariots.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

A wheelchair's kinda like a chariot, right?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 24 October 2005 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Yuh know yuhr not a bad lookin' may-uhn, Mistuh Garrisuhn."

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 24 October 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

So connect Alexander with Any Given Sunday, then.

"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

miccio (miccio), Monday, 24 October 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...
About as subtle as a cockroach crawlin' across a white rug.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
Kennedy's as dead as that crab meat, the government's alive and breathing.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

"You a mouse fightin' a gorilla!"

(we need gear)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

He'd have about as much use for Russian as a cat has for pajamas!

gear (gear), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesE/thewink.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I lost my shit when I reread gear's "9-11: The Movie" scenario as writen by Oliver Stone.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

BANISTER
A bullshit President! I don't see any weeping
for all the thousands of Cubans that bastard
condemned to death and torture at the Bay of
Pigs. Where are all the tears for the Russians
and Hungarians and Chinese living like slaves in
prison camps run by Kennedy's communist buddies
- All these damned peace treaties! I'm telling
ya Jack, that's what happens when you let the
niggers vote. They get together with the Jews
and the Catholics and elect an Irish bleeding
heart.

MARTIN
Chief, maybe you had a little too much to drink.

BANISTER
Bullshit!
(yells across the room)
Bartender, another round ...
(finishes drink)
Here's to the New Frontier. Camelot in
smithereens. I'll drink to that.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to have to watch this again

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

FERRIE
Oh man, why don't you stop. This is too fuckin'
big for you! Who did Kennedy? It's a mystery
wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Even the
shooters don't fuckin' know! Don't you get it
yet? I can't be talking like this. They're
gonna kill me. I'm gonna die!
(he sits down, cracking, sobbing)
I don't know what happened. All I wanted in the
world was to be a Catholic priest - live in a
monastery, study ancient Latin manuscripts,
pray, serve God. But I had this one terrible,
fatal weakness. They defrocked me. And then I
started to lose everything.

He bows his head, holding it in his hands, and his wig starts to come
off in his hands.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

To commemmorate the 43rd anniversary of his death, George Michael and Luke Goss shipped John Lennon's piano (the one he used for Imagine) to the grassy knoll today. That is all.

stet (stet), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

Why don't we drop this thread? It's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing can be so easily misunderstood.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

more champagne!

gear (gear), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Why did Tommy Lee Jones get the nomination and not Sutherland?

Also, maybe I'm blind, but what is up with the shape of the red and blue in the one sheet?

http://perso.orange.fr/pinpin.online/media/jfk.jpg

Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

X (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Now this is significant, because it is standard
operating procedure, especially in a known
hostile city like Dallas, to supplement the
Secret Service. Even if we had not allowed the
bubbletop to be removed from the limousine,
we'd've put at least 100 to 200 agents on the
sidewalks, without question! There'd already
been several attempts on de Gaulle's life in
France. Only a month before in Dallas UN
Ambassador Adlai Stevenson had been spit on and
hit.

Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

Sutherland's the real Good Shepard.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

He kisses her gently - They start to make love, numbed, needing each
other, needing their] love in an increasingly terrifying world.

This thread makes me laugh harder than any in ILX history.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

Biggest historical inaccuracy in the film: watching the NBC special report discrediting his investigation, Garrison ruefully jokes "I guess my reputation is alright with the people watching 'Laugh-In.'"

Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

"Sonabitch, there he goes again, he's got his hands on the chicken switch."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

"Vee got to cohn-troll the een-telligence from Say-gon."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

Also, poor Sissy Spacek.

Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

"You're ruining Shaw's reputation because he's a homosexual. Did you ever stop to consider for once what he was feeling?"

Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

I want her on my side.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

"This is Louisiana, chief! How the hell do you know who your Daddy is? Because your Momma told you so."

Eric H., Thursday, 23 August 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

JIM
Who are you, Mr. Miller?
(no answer - just the sound of the
overhead fan)
You see that helmet over there?
(the Nazi helmet with a bullet hole
on his desk)
I picked that up at the Dachau concentration
camp when we liberated it in 1945. It was the
most horrifying sight I've ever seen, Mr.
Miller. Pyramids of decaying, stinking bones
and skin one on top of the other. I don't enjoy
looking at that swastika every day, Mr. Miller,
but I keep it there to remind me of what can
happen when a country turns from free democratic
principles to Fascism, when a few madmen turn
human beings into digits and millions sit in
silence and do nothing about it.

Miller waits. Bill waits. Jim comes forward with his reply.

JIM (CONT'D)
Mr. Miller, you and I have met under a great
misunderstanding. I haven't the remotest
interest in becoming a Federal Judge. And
nothing is going to keep me from going ahead
with my investigation of John Kennedy's murder.

Miller's entire demeanor tightens into a corkscrew of anger and danger

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

That's one hell of a corkscrew.

Alex in SF, Monday, 10 September 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if it's the same corkscrew Joe Pesci used on Tommy Lee Jones in the orgy sequende.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 10 September 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

That might of just been a corkscrew of anger. It's been a while so I don't remember for sure.

Alex in SF, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

i was 5 feet away from tommy lee jones today ina hotel lobby. i saw him greet javier bardem.

s1ocki, Monday, 10 September 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

After Three Burials Of Meliquades Estrada I have more love for Tommy Lee Jones than ever.

da croupier, Monday, 10 September 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

I thought, "Yup, he barely survived after directing the script penned by the shithead who made 21 Grams and Babel."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

is that winky-at-lbj photo real?

pisces, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

scott mcclellans crazy dad wrote a book about that wink!

and what, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

NUMA: Pillar of the community by day, gay bars at night.

Liz Garrison is the most shaken, as she pours a fresh pot of coffee.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 27 March 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

"more champagne!"

latebloomer, Thursday, 27 March 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

is that winky-at-lbj photo real?

-- pisces, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:04 (6 months ago

no really IS it??

pisces, Thursday, 27 March 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

FLASHBACK TO Ruby's jail cell in 1964. Ruby talks to men with their backs to us. Lawyers and police clutter the cell, making Ruby hyper-nervous. The chief official's white hair and avuncular voice are all we see and hear of him; his back is to us.

RUBY
Then do you understand that I cannot
tell the truth here? In Dallas.
That there are people here who do
not want me to tell the truth...
who do not want me to have a retrial?

OFFICIAL
Mr. Ruby, I really can't see why you
can't tell us now.

Ruby catches the stern face of Sheriff Bill Decker from the corner of his eye, the Assistant D.A. next to him.

RUBY
When are you going back to Washington,
sir?

OFFICIAL
(looks at watch)
I am going back very shortly after
we finish this hearing - I am going
to have some lunch.

RUBY
Can I make a statement? If you
request me to go back to Washington
with you right now, that is if you
want to hear further testimony from
me, can you do that? Can you take
me with you?

OFFICIAL
No, that could not be done, Mr. Ruby.
There are a good many things involved
in that.

RUBY
What are they?

OFFICIAL
Well, the public attention it would
attract. And we have no place for
you there to be safe, we're not law
enforcement officials, and many things
are at stake in this affair, Mr.
Ruby.

RUBY
But if I am eliminated there won't
be any way of knowing. Consequently
a whole new form of government is
going to take over this country, and
I know I won't live to see you another
time. My life is in danger here.
Do I sound screwy?

OFFICIAL
Well I don't know what can be done,
Mr. Ruby, because I don't know what
you anticipate we will encounter.

RUBY
Then you don't stand a chance, Mr.
Chief Justice, you have a lost cause.
All I want is a lie detector test,
and you refuse to give it to me.
Because as it stands now - and the
truth serum - how do you pronounce
it - Pentothal - whatever it is.
They will not give it to me, because
I want to tell the truth... And then
I want to leave this world.

The camera pauses on Ruby's face. The men rise and leave in the shadows.

CUT TO:

PARKLAND MEMORIAL HOSPITAL - (1967)

Jack Ruby is wheeled out of the infirmary on a gurnee, dead of cancer.

omar little, Thursday, 27 March 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

JIM (V.O.)
Perhaps a few more details about the evening
will refresh your memory. Mr. O'Keefe told us
dinner was served by a uniformed waiter - a
colored man. He particularly remembers that you
sat at one end and he at the other - which he
found rather unusual because the table was so
long. Does that bring back memories of Willie
O'Keefe?

SHAW
(in present)
Not at all. But on the other hand, I do have a
lovely Chippendale dining table and I often have
a friend over sitting at one end while I sit at
the other. That is precisely the point of a
long dining table. The splendor of the meal
adds to the enjoyment of it.

JIM
I would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.

SHAW
It adds a taste of elegance for which I must
confess a weakness for now and then. I call him
Smedley. His real name is Frankie Jenkins - but
I could hardly imagine anything more uncouth
during dinner than my turning toward the kitchen
and hollering "Frankie!" ... Where is this
leading to, Mr. Garrison?

gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

great scene

and what, Thursday, 27 March 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

tommy lee jones going 'frankieee!' = :D :D :D

and what, Thursday, 27 March 2008 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jfk-online.com/jones.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

man, i still haven't rewatched this. i really need to.

latebloomer, Thursday, 27 March 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Remember, fundamentally people are suckers for the truth, and the truth is on your side, 'bubba. I hope you get a break...

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 August 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

You got the right ta-ta, but the wrong ho-ho

what does this even mean

da croupier, Sunday, 21 February 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCkw8zWmQD8

thread is p much urine (how's life), Saturday, 23 June 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

He bows his head, holding it in his hands, and his wig starts to come
off in his hands.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

I watch Sutherland's monologue on youtube sometimes, its the kind of thing I use to cheer me up donchaknow!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)

The truth is on your side, bubba!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago)

Coincidentally on TV at midnight last night - not sure what the schedulers were trying to say with that timeslot...

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 June 2012 09:12 (thirteen years ago)

i got back to the motel drunk with a bag of mcdonalds after a wedding in a smalltown last year and i turned on the tv and don-suth's monologue had just started and i was so happy

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

<3

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

has there ever been a better (non-Nazi) film with a wronger and more dishonest central intent?

democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

little miss sunshine

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

good point well made

democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

im here to help

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

hang on i've just realised i said "better"

democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

i like how your sentence kind of implies all nazi films are so much better that it's unfair to even consider them

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

triumph of the will is "better" than JFK but yeah my logical syntax is all over the place

democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

got sucked into this again yesterday. about twenty minutes in i went and got a notebook and just started writing down lines.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

it's one thing to engage in badinage with all these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)

sonabitch's got his hands on the chicken switch

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

Why don't we drop this thread? It's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing can be so easily misunderstood.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, November 22, 2006 7:51 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
more champagne!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, November 22, 2006 7:57 PM (5 years ago)

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

ctrl-fing for "homosexual underworld" before i deploy the next one

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

ah fuck

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

Both brothers?!?

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

This thread is a whole nother kettle of fish.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

i just can't believe a man as intelligent as earl warren never looked into this.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

stone really needs to do the LBJ story

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

haha presumably if he did the whole middle bit would be lbj plotting the jfk assassination

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

one of the quieter lols in the caro series is in book 1, wayyyyyyyyyyyyy back like in 1930 or something, when caro's on one of his lyrical tears about how ambitious and calculating johnson is, and says something like "it was clear he would do anything for power (short of assassination, of course)." glad we cleared that up early.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

how about the bit where RFK gets shot on TV and Costner's so disturbed/turned on that he goes upstairs and weeps and fucks Sissy Spacek.

― gear (gear), Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:38 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

jasper

da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

The other night you didn't even notice Jasper.

da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

There's nothing wrong with feeling a little scared, Jasper.
Telling the truth can be a scary thing sometimes.
It scared President Kennedy, and he was a brave man.
But if you let yourself be too scared...
...then you let the bad guys take over the country.
Then everybody gets scared.

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

You never talked to me this way before, Jim.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

Jasper played by Stone's son!

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

I picture Stone having a good laugh at the scenes where Garrison himself plays Earl Warren... then slapping everyone else and being all "ain't that a corker?"

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:48 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pillar of the community by day, gay bars at night.

― gear (gear), Monday, October 24, 2005 12:10 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ILX in a nutshell.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, October 24, 2005

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

how was your mousse?

difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

You know your Shakespeare, Bill?

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

It's as old as the crucifixion

omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

that's not all that's disappeared, i think -- along with it, the concept of justice.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

it's been exhausting. i shall go home and cook some etouffee.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://imageshack.us/a/img836/6451/lbjop.jpg

pplains, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

sonabitch's got his hands on the chicken switch

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That whole scene with military dudes in smoke filled rooms plotting compliments the monologue so well:

Every time he goes over to Saigon on some fuckin' fact-finding mission, he comes back and just scares the shit out of the President! Now I want Max Taylor on him night and day, like a fly on shit. Now you control McNamara, and you control Kennedy.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 October 2012 10:50 (thirteen years ago)

It's as old as the crucifixion

― omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The next sentencce:

A military firing squad; five bullets, one blank, no one's guilty.

Must have been having the time of their lives writing this...makes me wish I was a scriptwriter on this film.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 October 2012 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

It was a Texas live oak, chief. It sheds its leaves in March.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

Little ass-wipe closed down the camps! Took our C-4!
Took 10,000 rounds! 3,000 pounds of gunpowder!
All our weapons!
You want to free Cuba? Whack out the fucking beard!
They got new stuff!
I could show you dozens of poisons! Put it in his food, he'd die in three days.
No trace!
Put something in his beard, make it fall out. He'd look ridiculous....

omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

poetry

omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

what's the deal with the supposed subliminal images that elvis telecom linked to an article about (but the link doesn't work)

Iago Galdston, Saturday, 20 October 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

joe pesci in a powdered wig whipping a gold painted tommy lee jones while kevin bacon masturbates in the background?

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

wait that wasn't subliminal. i think there were skulls inserted at certain points maybe? i don't remember.

omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

xp good point, i remember the movie being sort of "manifest" rather than latent. yes, what i gleaned from elsewhere that OS is revealing a masonic plot through subliminal insertions. one site lists a string of times where there are supposedly different kinds of images inserted...just wondering if that's for real

Iago Galdston, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

like a cockroach on a white rug

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:18 (thirteen years ago)

i cant remember if i've posted about this before or not, but i spent the spring break of my sophomore year of high school as an extra on the set of Kevin Costner's The Postman. some scenes were shot in a pit mine not far from where i lived, and i was the only one of my dozen friends who auditioned that ended up getting casted. the majority of the week was spent sitting around in the sun waiting for things to happen, but on my final day of employment i was scheduled to do a night scene, which was shot late in to the evening. the scene revolved around a bunch of us post-apocalyptic soldiers watching a film screening and i ended up getting positioned next to a woman who surely must have been one of the biggest Kevin Costner fans alive. during the hours of waiting between shots she told me everything i needed to know about our star/director and gave me the details on every encounter she had had with him or a member of his family or entourage while on set that week. then, like it was destined to happen, the camera was set up for the next shot right in front of us, and Mr. Costner had to come and personally direct us on what he needed us to do. the action he wanted involved the woman i had been talking to cuddling with a man sitting on her side opposite me. being the dutiful director he was, Costner came up and took the place of this man and cuddled this woman while the camera crew set up, showing the rest of us extras what he wanted in this shot. this went on for several minutes, this woman just absolutely melting the whole time as gradually, Costner's conversation slipped from directions and in to general chit-chat, his arm still draped over her shoulder. eventually it was time to do the shot and the male extra was put back in place to do the job of cuddling he had just watched Costner demonstrate. just before taking his place in the director's chair, Costner turned and gave us a final word of advice on how to behave while so close to the camera. he told us its hard not to look in to the lens of the camera, but when making movies you really can't ever do that because it will ruin the shot, as well as the integrity of the movie-watching expierience. then he paused for a second and added this exception: "except in very rare circumstances, like towards the end of JFK, when i say 'nothing as long as you live will ever be more important' then i look directly in to the camera and say 'it's up to you.'" the woman next to me was still awestruck as Kevin Costner yelled "action!"

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

now imagine reciting that in the voice of Donald Sutherland.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

the scene starts at 24:49 here, and the shot in question is at 25:59 (i am sadly just out of frame).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENRuWNS1h9s

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

lol alfred

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.sbnation.com/2012/11/15/3648036/chipper-jones-jfk-tweets

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago)

I was watching it too on REELZ the other night. They fucking faded it out right in the middle of X's revelations to go to commercial, in mid-sentence.

pplains, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago)

They fucking faded it out right

o shit

pplains, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago)

back and to the left

Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago)

think we need a crosspost of NYT Mag's Stone profile of last week

“JFK” was based on “On the Trail of the Assassins,” by Jim Garrison, a former Orleans Parish district attorney who, in 1969, unsuccessfully prosecuted Clay Shaw, a New Orleans businessman, for conspiring to kill the president. Kevin Costner played Garrison as an Atticus Finch type fighting an ingrained power structure, though Garrison is dismissed by many mainstream historians as a con man. In researching “JFK,” Stone also relied on L. Fletcher Prouty, a former Air Force colonel who, before becoming disillusioned with government, was chief of special operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the Kennedy administration. Prouty never actually met Garrison except in Stone’s film, where he is Donald Sutherland’s Colonel X, who lays it all out for the D.A. in the shadow of the Washington Monument — how the military deliberately underprotected the president in Dallas, how defense contractors, big oil and bankers conspired with the military to make sure the president died because he didn’t intend to go to war in Vietnam. Costner is a kind of stand-in for Stone, soberly shaking his head as X says: “Does that sound like a bunch of coincidences to you, Mr. Garrison? Not for one moment.”

In advance of the film’s release, Stone pronounced “JFK” “a history lesson.” Prouty, however, who died in 2001, turned out to be extremely problematic. He had many theories in addition to his theories on Kennedy, including that the Joint Chiefs of Staff had foreknowledge of the Jonestown Massacre and that greedy oil barons invented the fiction that oil is made of decomposed fossils. And it was Prouty, Stone said, who turned him on to “The Report From Iron Mountain,” a 1967 document ostensibly written by a secret panel of military planners. The document is a favorite among conspiracy theorists, who, like Prouty, seem unaware that in 1972 the satirist Leonard Lewin admitted he wrote it. “I’ve acknowledged when I’ve made mistakes,” Stone said of the movie now. “There were a few mistakes, but nothing that changes the big story.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/25/magazine/oliver-stone-rewrites-history-again.html

JFK getting out of Vietnam is cock.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago)

just saw/loled hard at gr80's post in a library

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago)

jeez I never read that

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago)

funny how all of ollie's research failed to turn up any of the 500 speeches where JFK comes off as a pretty typical cold war liberal, including all the times -- both public and private -- when he said 'we can't lose in vietnam.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago)

unfortunately the transcriber never included the part where jfk paused and then said "sike"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago)

in that omission

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago)

FREEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago)

lay the vietnam war.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago)

no one on the thread has topped croup's synopsis

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago)

otm, one of the few paragraphs from early ilx i'm not embarrassed by

da croupier, Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago)

you had the right ta-ta

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

I'm amazed Ollie somehow didn't include Oswald's aggressively defensive mom in his circus, who as chewed to pieces by Jacki Weaver is one of the few assets of Parkland.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/parkland

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

this movie captures the joy of learning about new things better than any other movie

slam dunk, Monday, 30 September 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

you heard ECHOES.

ECHOES.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 September 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

rehashing

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-revisiting-oliver-stones-jfk

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 November 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

WHAT IS PAST IS PROLOGUE

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/tommy-lee-jones-joins-kevin-720743

I didn't get 15 minutes into The Iceman so I'm less than excited BUT STILL

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)

actually i claimed nonchalance before i read the plot I am SO excited to watch Tommy Lee Jones play a neuroscientist

da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

that sounds pretty dumb, but then "supersoldier with amnesia goes on a tear" sounded pretty dumb too

goole, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

Not that I expected Parkland to be great or anything, but I figured there'd be something in there worth the 90 minutes. Pretty bad--especially Paul Giamatti as Abraham Zapruder.

clemenza, Friday, 12 December 2014 16:38 (ten years ago)

lousy

whatzername as Oswald's mom was best

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 December 2014 16:43 (ten years ago)

the trailer looked bloody awful.

piscesx, Friday, 12 December 2014 17:37 (ten years ago)

I happened to rewatch Stone's film a few weeks ago, and I found that the dopey piety of Costner really got in the way of all the things I like. But after watching Parkland, which was so ugly to look at, and so dreary, I again appreciated JFK's razzle-dazzle.

clemenza, Friday, 12 December 2014 18:10 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

The best JFK assassination movie: Executive Action
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Finally saw it today... so dull

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)

:(

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)

Little ass-wipe closed down the camps! Took our C-4!
Took 10,000 rounds! 3,000 pounds of gunpowder!
All our weapons!
You want to free Cuba? Whack out the fucking beard!
They got new stuff!
I could show you dozens of poisons! Put it in his food, he'd die in three days.
No trace!
Put something in his beard, make it fall out. He'd look ridiculous...

Allen Ginsburg poem

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)

That is so Celine-like!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 January 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)

when we finally get a court order to examine kennedy's brain, in the hopes of finding from which direction the bullet came, we're told by your government that the president's brain has disappeared! that's not all that's disappeared. with it, the concept of justice.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 17 January 2016 00:56 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Ask the question, ask the question.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 23:20 (nine years ago)

"Honey, it's incredible. The whole thing. A Lt. Colonel testifies that...Oswald had a Russian language exam as part of his Marine training...only a few months before he defects to the Soviet Union. A Russian exam."

"It's 4:30 in the morning! I have five kids who'll wake up in an hour."

nomar, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)

goddamn, Liz, I've been asleep for three years!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

Amazing how much of Libra shows up in the movie, down to the detail about FBI files containing photos of Oswald's pubic hay-ah!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 May 2016 00:08 (nine years ago)

this is the only film i can think of that was actually directly responsible for getting a federal law passed:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_John_F._Kennedy_Assassination_Records_Collection_Act_of_1992

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 12 May 2016 00:35 (nine years ago)

i think what i actually enjoy most about this movie is the whole black ops/shadowy politics/vietnam/cuba shit, independent of the assassination stuff. it's pretty compelling.

nomar, Thursday, 12 May 2016 00:54 (nine years ago)

very very few people know about this, ok

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:06 (nine years ago)

now i knew allen dulles very well; i briefed him many a time in his house.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:09 (nine years ago)

Dulles, by the way, was General Y's benefactor.
I got out in '64.
Resigned my commission.

nomar, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:11 (nine years ago)

Kennedy's directives weren't implemented because of...

...bureaucratic resistance.

But one of the results was...

...the Cuban operation was turned over to my department...

...as Operation Mongoose.

Mongoose was pure Black Ops.

nomar, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:12 (nine years ago)

poetry

nomar, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:12 (nine years ago)

this is just to say

Kennedy's directives weren't implemented because of
bureaucratic resistance.
But one of the results was

the Cuban operation was turned over to my department
as Operation Mongoose.

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
those Black Ops were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:16 (nine years ago)

September '63.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:41 (nine years ago)

the literally single flaw for me (presumably inserted so as not to offend god): "i can't tell you the shockwaves this sent along the corridors of power in washington". a long cliche with a stubby and redundant tail.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:44 (nine years ago)

there's a circa '03 dance track where the sampled hook is "black ops...assassinations...coup d'etat...rigging elections..." and i wish i could remember what it was called because i would crank that shit right now.

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)

now i knew allen dulles very well; i briefed him many a time in his house.

― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour),

the way Sutherland throws this line away = master acting class

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:03 (nine years ago)

there's a circa '03 dance track where the sampled hook is "black ops...assassinations...coup d'etat...rigging elections..." and i wish i could remember what it was called because i would crank that shit right now.

― a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad),

We were good. Very good.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:03 (nine years ago)

They Didn't Save Kennedy's Brain

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:26 (nine years ago)

never would have allowed all those wide-open empty windows overlooking dealy. never!

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:27 (nine years ago)

every time he goes to saigon on some fuckin fact-findin mission he comes back and just scares the shit outta the president.

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:31 (nine years ago)

A month before, in Dallas, UN Ambassador Adlai Stevenson was spit on and hit.

http://lastangryfan.com/wp-content/uploads/k-man1.gif

nomar, Sunday, 15 May 2016 06:29 (nine years ago)

never would've allowed that man to open an umbrella!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 May 2016 08:42 (nine years ago)

The generals in the smoky room is like Patriarchy's finest minute!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 May 2016 08:44 (nine years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYmyMJ0H6DQ

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

I saw that a few months ago, I think. Is Sorensen in it?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)

hitchens and cockburn (still buddies at the time) both loathed jfk: cockburn went on to write some very funny stuff abt how all the conspiracy theories are garbage (and also how conspiracy theory is an intrinsically reactionary mindset), plus an excellent description of the type of comrade oswald actually was, a type anyone wd recognise from the marxist* subculture (a "trotskyite dweeb" who made an obsessive pest of himself in meetings, causing them to overrun and everyone secretly hating him; then suddenly there he was on TV and they were all frantically burning their address books and pretending they'd never met him)

*actually most cultures which require AGM's have someone like this, tho they don't always go on to shoot someone

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

Well Hitchens talks about how conspiracy theorists are a kind of democrat in this.

Is Sorensen in it?

No. Salinger (former press sec) is.

Hitchens' ability to make people completely lose it on TV is in full show here. Salinger just wanted to smash his face in.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

democrat or Democrat?

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

democrat as in a supporter of democracy (nothing to do w/the Democratic party)

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

wait, is he pro the film or just trolling?

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

Hitchens argues his way around conspiracy theory as a viable erm activity, just doesn't like the film - mainly because it tries to show Kennedy as a white knight (and thinks the actual conspiracy depicted in jfk is bollocks)

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

btw I gotta say James Wolcott is so wrong on Mr.X scene. Its the best thing in the film and not too long at all.

idk enough about the Garrison summation, kinda lose interest by the time the trial starts.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

ah ok -- yes actually i vaguely remember him taking a less sharp line on CT in general come to think of it, viz that it was some kind of dissident counter to Very Serious Peoplethink, which is probably the start of his slippery slope tbh

(bcz cockburn was correct on this point)

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

james wolcott is wrong about everything, it's his thing

also he's the worst writer in america

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

now i knew allen dulles very well; i briefed him many a time in his house.

― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour),

the way Sutherland throws this line away = master acting class

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, May 15, 2016 3:03 AM (eleven months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm btw

nomar, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

and I gotta read Harlot's Ghost. ffs.

xp = I found it...sorta convincing - as, well, CT as a kind of hyper-cynicism that could fucntion as keeping instituions in check. I wouldn't blame ppl for more than questioning the Warren Commission.

The problem is the people who get into it are almost always...not about being a democrat and its pretty destructive in the way it operates and poisons. xxp

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

the whole movie despite being a ridiculous fiction has a very sinister and creepy edge, it crescendos with this scene and Sutherland really elevates it (compounded by the music and editing.)

nomar, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

i shd watch it in the cinema, my line on stone used to be the world's most brilliant film-maker who's also an idiot, but i liked W (and for neither of those reasons)

no one shd shut up more *talking* abt his films tho

(cockburn noted that gary oldman didn't know how to play oswald, which iirc is true and a good point)

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Oswald is the movie's least flashy and most convincing performance -- Oldman plays him as a cipher.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 May 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

Yeah, the whole mood of thing up to Mr. X is so well done - as for those 20 mins...just when you think the monologue could be losing puff (not that it even threatens to) the scenes around the Pentagon are just marvellous.

None of the commentators -- apart from maybe Wolcott -- really talk about it as a film. Everyone has their own different agenda.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

xp to nomar

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

they don't talk abt it as a film bcz stone had been charging around the place announcing it was a new way of recounting history (bcz he's an idiot)

Oldman plays him as a cipher

this sounds bad not good

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)

not necessarily! I'm not sure how else you would direct an actor play him. In Libra he's got modest abilities but no will, and that's how Oldman plays the part.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)

as for the Sutherland-DC section: most of that account of post-WWII dirty tricks is true! Young me reading about the CIA and Guatemala would hear the PEEEOWWW and Sutherland's voice as I learned about Arbenz, the Dalai Lama, the attack on Adlai Stevenson, etc.

Best use of those John Williams orchestral swells too; they sound like manipulated street traffic (JFK motorcade echoes?).

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

no will

this seems a weird read on who and what he was tbh: the entire story of him becoming a soviet citizen and then de-defecting suggest someone p wilful

also libra isn't very good (bcz delillo): the mailer book is much better, gives a much better sense of what a weirdo quite-smart crank-loser he was (and cockburn's "trotsykite dweeb" wd also be an interesting and historically plausible way to play him)

modest abilities

he decided to assassinate the president of america BY HIMSELF and did so

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

I prefer Mailer's book too.

tbh it's hard for me to think Kennedy was actually killed. He was shot, there were people around him, pillbox hat, LBJ, PWWWOMMMM the Vietnam War.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:15 (eight years ago)

I think that's one reason the Sutherland/black ops stuff is so effective; fundamentally people are suckers for the truth. And the truth was (at least there) on Stone's side, Bubba.

nomar, Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:15 (eight years ago)

garrison was the louise mensch of black ops

(not that this affects the film)

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)

"Let's cast Garrison as Earl Warren then!"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

james wolcott is wrong about everything, it's his thing

also he's the worst writer in america

― mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lmao there is a piece by him in the LRB today!

(btw if I see a screening I'll let you know - I've never seen this in the cinema)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

haven't seen the ollie stone film since i was a teenager but the alex cockburn line on conspiracies cited above by mark s itself seems lazy and reactionary to me, ignoring all of the actual reasons ppl doubt the warren commission version of the kennedy assassination. i.e., oswald's murder by mob-connected jack ruby (ppl always say "i think oswald acted alone" as if that settled it when what they actually ought to say is the clunkier and actually-this-sounds-kinda-shady-doesn't-it line "i think oswald acted alone and i think ruby also acted alone), oswald's complete lack of a plausible motive and insistence to his dying breath that I DID NOT DO IT I AM A PATSY, which makes little sense coming from any assassin let alone a guy who supposedly did it to be famous or did it for a cause, oswald's very peculiar career involving a "defection" that may have been part of a cia operation, the endless unsolveable debates over who shot from what direction, and the HSCA's conclusion that jfk had been killed by a conspiracy. the warren commission was also basically run from behind the scenes by allen dulles, prob one of the worst americans of the 20th century. so as silly or unpersuasive as most of the conspiracy theories are it's not like there's definitely nothing there.

also cockburn's line about conspiracies seems especially lame to me given that he was a fuckin' *climate-change denialist*, literally the most dangerous type of conspiracy theorist in the world, a hundred times worse worse than every bonehead 9/11 truther put together.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 14 May 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

lol, clearly i felt so worked up about that i felt the need to throw in an extra "worse" for good measure

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 14 May 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

"I extend to you, and your families, my best wishes for a happy Easter."

omar little, Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

You said a Sunday, Jim, not EAST-AH Sunday!"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

<3

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

"Come hunt for Easter eggs."

"That's the kids' job. You know I don't like these tribal rituals, anyway."

omar little, Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)

That is precisely the point of a long dining table. The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.

... Where is this leading to, Mr. Garrison?

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Sunday, 1 April 2018 22:39 (seven years ago)

After dinner, you paid him to have sex.

omar little, Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)

in my dream Oscars TLJ would've taken the Oscar away from Donald Sutherlandd.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

*Sutherland

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

the single-d explanation

El Tomboto, Monday, 2 April 2018 00:37 (seven years ago)

The splendor of the meal adds to its enjoyment.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 April 2018 00:49 (seven years ago)

Everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld.

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Monday, 2 April 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)

^^^ some days my absolute favorite

difficult listening hour, Monday, 2 April 2018 01:48 (seven years ago)

SHAW: "Never having met Mr. O'Keefe, I couldn't have met Mr. Ferrie."

(Flashback to gold paint-covered Clay Shaw being slapped around by David Ferrie)

FERRIE: "You're mine, Mary."

omar little, Monday, 2 April 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

I know that this is for ILX what Sweet Smell of Success is for me--the most quotable movie ever--but after once putting it on a decade-end Top 10, it gets worse and worse every time I go back to it. (Most recently prompted by a reading of Bill Minutaglio and Steven L. Davis's Dallas 1963). The biggest problem, as I mentioned somewhere above, is Costner (not just him, but what he has to say)--he's like this wide-eyed simpleton, and you want him throttle him every time he opens his mouth. But this time, with the book as a backdrop, I started to think that Stone doesn't even capture half of the craziness that that had been building since Kennedy's election--I found the H.L. Hunt and General Walker and Ted Dealy of the book much more compelling than what Stone conjures up. In fairness, I guess, the movie's set in New Orleans, not Dallas.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 July 2018 04:46 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Reading this piece by Seymour Hersh in Mr."X" voice. Try it sometime!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:38 (six years ago)

well you're the policeman; you work it out

difficult listening hour, Friday, 25 January 2019 19:15 (six years ago)

may I go

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

you really have me consorting with a sordid cast of characters, don't you!

difficult listening hour, Friday, 25 January 2019 19:21 (six years ago)

Son of a bitch there he goes again he's got his hands on the chicken switch

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 19:26 (six years ago)

Twenty-six years before Ladybird, Laurie Metcalf already deserved an Oscar for her Antoine's monologue.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

^^^ as much a hinge as the x scene

difficult listening hour, Friday, 25 January 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

really psychedelic

difficult listening hour, Friday, 25 January 2019 19:33 (six years ago)

I asked for the CIA files on Oswald that were part of the Warren Report. About 1,200 documents. Can't get one of them. All classified as secret on the grounds of national security. Gave me his grammar school records. It's a study of his pubic hairs.

omar little, Friday, 25 January 2019 19:59 (six years ago)

hay-ahs

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

"Jim, where are you going? It's me, Samuel."

omar little, Friday, 25 January 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

well, i wanted to make sure that she was the same girl i sent away!

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 27 January 2019 10:55 (six years ago)

we don't need no gates out there with that swamp! plenty of em gone in there; ain't none of em come out.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 February 2019 21:08 (six years ago)

I can't believe a man as intelligent as Earl Warren ever read what's in those volumes.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 February 2019 21:15 (six years ago)

well, uh, in that sense castro is, uh, an experimenter-- marinochka!

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 February 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

now this has to be the most remarkable example of police intuition since the reichstag fire

difficult listening hour, Monday, 4 February 2019 00:07 (six years ago)

two months pass...

SHAW: "Never having met Mr. O'Keefe, I couldn't have met Mr. Ferrie."

(Flashback to gold paint-covered Clay Shaw being slapped around by David Ferrie)

FERRIE: "You're mine, Mary."

― omar little, Sunday, April 1, 2018 9:52 PM

underrated imo

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

always love it when a party ends and finally I can spend hours getting into my 18th century royalty outfit and elaborate makeup and paint a buddy gold and smack him around and watch vintage sports films.

omar little, Monday, 29 April 2019 15:55 (six years ago)

one part i love that i always forget about is Ferrie's nervous explanation of his Nov 22 ice-skating/goose-hunting trip to Houston and Galveston.

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:44 (six years ago)

But the boys told they didn't get any *Harrison scowls over pipe*

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

Garrison obv

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

really? ...which part?

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:50 (six years ago)

They were a wise bunch of birds!

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

well you're the policeman; you work it out

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

Dave, may I ask why the urge to go ice skating in Texas happened to strike you during one of the most violent thunderstorms in recent memory?

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:53 (six years ago)

Oh.....it was just a spur of the moment thing. The storm wasn't that bad!

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

I can imagine Stone being as excited about including the fact of the violent thunderstorm as he was about the bit later about the Texas live oak shedding its leaves in March.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

I don't believe I ever mentioned this (maybe to dlh in private): watching JFK in high school with me, my buddy gasped when Silvia Odio's name was mentioned. "She's an old friend of my mom's."

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:00 (six years ago)

You take this Carcano, world's worst shoulder weapon, and try to hit a moving target at 88 yards through heavy foliage.

No way.

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:01 (six years ago)

did he confirm whether or not she had "bad eyesight"?

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:01 (six years ago)

(maybe to dlh in private)

ha i think about this conversation a lot actually. "these people have no reason to lie."

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:02 (six years ago)

and now of course I google her, realize that her last name isn't that common, and she's the sister of Miami's former (indicted) city manager. His youngest son is an acquaintance of mine.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:04 (six years ago)

we don't need no gates out there with that swamp! plenty of em gone in there; ain't none of em come out.

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, February 2, 2019 11:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my sleeper fave tbh. your consciousness' choices: prison, or an unnavigable swamp

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

i love that dude's grin after he says it

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

and wink!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

Willie really seems to have found his happy place in that prison tbh

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:20 (six years ago)

fuck yeah!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

and i'd just hate to think! that they blame it on some silly fuckin AHHHS-wald, didn't know shit anyway

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

Bacon is marvelous (I hope he gave his dialogue coach a bonus). He still mentions JFK as the film that made him a character actor.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

there's a subtle shift in the way he presents his character during the flashbacks and the present, kind of a nervous kid in '63 and a hard case a few years later.

omar little, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:31 (six years ago)

def

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

callowly flexing his ornamental muscles at the other end of the long table

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:35 (six years ago)

Frankie the butler closing the door on him.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 19:35 (six years ago)

Kevin Bacon playing gay was really exciting to me circa '92.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 01:48 (six years ago)

Even though even back then I knew poppers didn't make you suddenly roar like a lion.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 01:49 (six years ago)

how's your mousse

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 01:50 (six years ago)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HiddenTartDwarfrabbit-size_restricted.gif

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 01:50 (six years ago)

You don't know shit 'cause you ain't never bin fucked in da ass!

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 01:52 (six years ago)

I love the shots of horse's ass behind O'Keefe and Mistah Garrison

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 02:09 (six years ago)

when i first saw the director's cut i didn't quite get that the bathroom scene at the airport was a failed attempt at setting up and framing Garrison in a Larry Craig-type sting. this is such a crazy movie.

omar little, Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

dallas was a slow-pokin town back then! i mean, you chewed toothpicks, played dominoes, spit, and dated policemen.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:38 (six years ago)

the quarter is filled with vivid imaginations, my dear mr. garrison: grimy young hoodlums who will say and do anything, as you well know

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:59 (six years ago)

very few people know about this, all right

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2019 02:00 (six years ago)

clay bertrand is clay shaw??? [skeleton runs up, giggles, runs away]

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 02:19 (six years ago)

"What's the mystery? Everybody down here knows him."

"Then why does he call himself Bertrand?"

"Who gives a shit what he calls himself? (pause) Will you give us a little help on that grand jury thing? I hope so. We could use it..."

omar little, Friday, 17 May 2019 05:41 (six years ago)

Guy's a fag.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2019 10:34 (six years ago)

lee, tell me, what are you shooting at-- rabbits or fascists?

i, uh, i hunt.

you hunt. hillbillies!

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 10:46 (six years ago)

Everything I'll say is classified top secret.

I was a soldier, Mr. Garrison. Two wars.

A secret Pentagon guy, supplying the hardware:

Planes, bullets, rifles...

...for what we call "Black Operations."

Black Ops. Assassinations. Coups d'ĂŠtat...

...rigging elections, propaganda, psych warfare.

In World War Il, I was in Rumania, Greece, Yugoslavia.

I helped evacuate part of Nazi intelligence at the end of the war.

And we used those guys against the Communists.

In ltaly, '48, we stole the elections.

France '49, we broke the strikes.

Overthrew Quirino in the Philippines, Arbenz in Guatemala...

...Mossadegh in Iran. We were in Vietnam in '54...

...Indonesia, '58, Tibet, '59.

Got the Dalai Lama out. We were good.

Very good.

Then we got into the Cuban thing. Not so good.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 May 2019 13:37 (six years ago)

i dreamt last night that the cause of jfk's assassination was bob-a-job week

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, October 15, 2003 5:52 PM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the only good theory imo

mark s, Friday, 17 May 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

Fun and games, man, fun and games!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

i didn't talk to nobody after the assassination. i was on drugs at the hospital. like i told the fbi, that call was a figment of my imagination!

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

The cat's stewing you, I told him.
You got the right ta-ta, but the wrong ho-ho.
Bertrand is not Shaw, scout's honor. And you can tell him I said so.

omar little, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

He produced credentials showing him to be Secret Service.
I accepted that and let him go.
I regretted it. He looked like a mechanic.
He had on a sports shirt and pants, but he had dirty fingernails.
Afterward, it didn't ring true. But at the time...we were so pressed for time.

omar little, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:06 (six years ago)

yes. well, no! no, because there were others. there were others: there were admirals.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

A lot of people were deciding what was private...none of the American people's business.
The chief pathologist, Commander Humes...by his own admission, voluntarily burned his autopsy notes.
President Johnson orders the blood-soaked limousine, filled with bullet holes and clues, to be washed and rebuilt.
He sends Connally's bloody suit to the cleaners.
The Justice Department denied this office access to the autopsy photos.
When we finally get a court order to examine Kennedy's brain, in the hopes of finding from which direction the bullet came...we're told, by your government that,
the President's brain has disappeared.

That's not all that's disappeared.
With it, the concept of justice.

omar little, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

yes. well, no! no, because there were others. there were others: there were admirals.

― difficult listening hour,

great line and delivery

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

We know Oswald didn't pull that trigger. Castro did.
If it comes out, there'll be a war. Millions of people will die.
That's more important than Jim Garrison.
Look at me when I talk to you! You're too selfish!
Shut up! If you got a brain in your thick skull,
listen to me. Listen real hard.

Get in the car.

omar little, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

two months pass...

that dog don't hunt

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 July 2019 16:27 (six years ago)

one month passes...

You're a goddamn liberal, Mr. Garrison, you don't know shit, cause you never been fucked in the ass.

this film is bonkers. watched it for the first time on saturday night and still reeling from the gay panic conspiracy fever dream.

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:08 (six years ago)

part of the scenery, right?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

Just get me elected.

I'll give you your damn war.

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

rewatched recently and noticed that the film is essentially structured around a series of breathless monologues delivered by compelling actors - each one gets a turn, and then the film moves on to the next one. The reason the final courtroom scene feels draggy and sorta lame is because instead of getting some fun scenery chewing from the likes of Pesci, Sutherland, Bacon, or Jones, we're stuck with Costner.

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

DO NOT. FORGET. YOUR DYING KING.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:32 (six years ago)

"Stuck with Costner" explains 95% of what's not good about this film, and unfortunately he's everywhere. The rest is fine.

clemenza, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

I suppose this is no defense, but consider: Stone needed a box office star dense and impervious to irony enough to play his conception of straight arrow Jim (the real Garrison was closer to Dean Andrews in wiles).

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

costner's first line in the film - reacting to hearing the president has been shot: "oh no!" - had my gf and i almost in tears.

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

At the time, for sure; Costner was right up there with Cruise for box-office, I think.

clemenza, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

costner's camp atticus finch routine is exactly what this movie about a square tripping needs

difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

Theoretically...but you still have to watch him.

clemenza, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

Costner's super-stardom/box office draw seems like such a bizarre aberration.

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

Costner is the straight guy to all the madness around him, really works. After that the courtroom stuff is just not as fun, there is a drop off.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

The recreation of the assassination and Oswald's post-assassination desperation is first-rate!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

too much rhyming in that sentence

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

My Costner impression: "Wait a minute--are you saying that Costner is the straight guy to all the madness around him?"

clemenza, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:45 (six years ago)

now say it in a bad southern accent

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:45 (six years ago)

Sorry can only tell a bad Brit accent!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:50 (six years ago)

john candy's accent in this is hilarious. get the guy with the thick ontario accent to try to sound like he's from louisiana, also have him say "daddio" and the like. genius

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:52 (six years ago)

cashew piece?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:54 (six years ago)

^^^ the match cut on this line is a thrill

difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

Good-bye, you sorry bastard! Die!
Shut the fuck up!

God I'm ashamed to be an American today.

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

I've a class in three minutes and my students are wondering why I'm laughing my ass off

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

at least your reputation's all right with the ones in math class

difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

I always felt that Costner's monologue, especially his reconstruction of the events of the day, was a breathless high point--it does that thing where it moves too fast for you to say "wait, what?" and all you can do is submit--but then again I've always found Costner sorta weirdly charismatic?

ryan, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:25 (six years ago)

all the bad wigs and worse accents give this the most ‘Max Fischer Players’ vibe of any major Hollywood picture I think I’ve ever seen

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:42 (six years ago)

I fail to see how any of the above 25 posts or so is a bad thing.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:51 (six years ago)

one of my most favorite threads, every revive is a delight

thx everyone itt

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:00 (six years ago)

you are all diseased

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

You're as crazy as your mama.
It's in the genes.
Do you know what you're getting into?
The government will jump all over
your head and go cock-a-doodle-doo.
Good day to you, sir.

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:15 (six years ago)

lmao @ "cashew piece"

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

how's your mousse

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:09 (six years ago)

hope you like squab

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:19 (six years ago)

omar, omar, always one hairbrained scheme after another!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:21 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/UY1zqYj.gif?noredirect

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

triumph on the will on the tv during that scene is a nice touch

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:31 (six years ago)

Very, very few people know about this, okay

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:40 (six years ago)

i want the scale model of dealey plaza from the trial scene, w all the painstakingly painted+labeled miniatures-- tiny umbrella man, tiny abraham zapruder holding tiny camera, tiny jackie in tiny pink pillbox hat. more like jf40k

difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:51 (six years ago)

That's some bullet.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 September 2019 22:04 (six years ago)

Virginia, you're a lucky little girl.
Your daddy's entered you
in a beauty contest. Like to be in one?

^^love that this creepy caller sounds exactly like Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life.

omar little, Monday, 9 September 2019 23:06 (six years ago)

love that this creepy thread suggests you all watch this every week

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 05:31 (six years ago)

better that than still defending fking fight club in 2019

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:22 (six years ago)

i'm so fuckin exhausted i can't see straight

orifex, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:29 (six years ago)

too much rhyming in that sentence

post-assassination desperation, that’s my major aspiration

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 07:36 (six years ago)

It went unstated in this thread but I assume this revive was inspired by the Chapo episode on the subject? And tbh their read seemed pretty correct to me: tons of scenery-chewing performances from an all-star cast, compulsively watchable, successfully points out a lot about what was weird about the circumstances of the assassination, while also being totally compromised by hysterical homophobia and an absurdly idealized conception of JFK and his intentions re: Vietnam

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 07:49 (six years ago)

Lol this thread does not need a podcast discussion for a revive.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 08:35 (six years ago)

my read of this movie these days is essentially apolitical: above all it's about piercing the veil. the disorienting (yet also, and more dreadfully, reorienting) rush of images and juxtapositions that pours thru the hole in kennedy's head and never stops physically roiling thru the movie is both form and subject. hardly the first movie to absorb editing techniques from channel-surfing but surely one of the few to have such a good reason to. i'm allergic to boomer mythology but this movie's positing of the traumatic dawn of a new way of seeing (technologically, politically... even spiritually) gets me every time. there's a moment when garrison is poring over witness testimony in the warren report when we see a few frames of what, much later, will be contextualized for us as the scene of the witness' mysterious death, which hasn't "happened" "yet". i like taking this as a vision garrison has received but not interpreted. time is already slipping. he has ingested something dangerous.

this is why i don't care anymore that the theory the movie's usually taken to propose is bullshit: i no longer take scenes like the poppers party as literal reality. (nb stone probably means me to.) they are fevered images from the swamp garrison's mind has been freed into and from which ain't none of em come out. except it's really stone's mind, which is why it is full of outrageous macho paranoia. as this couldn't possibly have failed to seem at least a little ridiculous even at the time i actually find stone's gonzo commitment to it kinda brave, as it tells on himself so thoroughly. (for calibration, i also like norman mailer.)

unlike the similar editing techniques in NBK (which intentionally starts at maximum and stays there) and nixon (which feels totally disorganized) the stream of images in JFK waxes and wanes-- the movie is essentially coming up until the sutherland monologue, which is the closest we come to comprehending the thing-in-itself (to knowing the "general Y")-- but the thing sutherland describes turns out to be ungraspable, "in the air", nonexistent "except at the most secret point". (the look in sutherland's eyes when costner stammers lamely about how he can't believe this reminds me of when ahab says that "the dead blind wall butts all inquiring heads at last".) after this the movie grows chillier and the fizz of cuts begins to slow. from this perspective of course the trial monologue is unsatisfying and garrison's final theory unconvincing: it is a morning-after attempt at casting a shadow of something only half-glimpsed. in my experience this is indeed more or less what it feels like doing any looking into the jfk assassination.

if the movie is about a person undergoing a psychedelic experience that's reflecting/reflected in a traumatic transformation of his country, then the multiple hamlet references aren't as silly as the chapos took them to be. and one of the plain-sight secrets of hamlet is that there's no way hamlet sr. was as good a king as hamlet says. so that's okay too imo.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:23 (six years ago)

Amazing post that finally gets at what's so compelling about this movie still.

I need to watch it again but I had a half-assed idea that Nixon was the Macbeth to JFK's Hamlet.

ryan, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:28 (six years ago)

The performances in jfk have always made it borderline unwatchable for me, so bad they make me feel squirmy and embarrassed for the actors, like I’m watching something private that wasnt meant to be seen by the public.

Ironically though I feel the opposite about Nixon, which has all the same problems - atrocious acting & directing, homophobia, garbage history, generally dumb as rocks, but enjoyable if I pretend it’s a roger corman/vincent price Poe film.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:37 (six years ago)

it’s a roger corman/vincent price Poe film.

haha from the moment it dollies in on the white house as lightning crackles it's definitely going for this aesthetic. (just like macbeth.)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 09:43 (six years ago)

the look in sutherland's eyes when costner stammers lamely about how he can't believe this reminds me of when ahab says that "the dead blind wall butts all inquiring heads at last".)

Yeah, Stone lets the camera linger on Sutherland after the "The truth is on your side, bubba," as if he stared into Costner's soul and realized he wasn't up for the challenge, hence reaffirming the instinct to call him "bubba."

my read of this movie these days is essentially apolitical: above all it's about piercing the veil.

It's a Pynchon adaptation.

It went unstated in this thread but I assume this revive was inspired by the Chapo episode on the subject?

lol I didn't know anyone here listened to Chapo?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 10:08 (six years ago)

wow dlh that was a good post

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 10:13 (six years ago)

Fucking Fight Club sounds great! and probly would to most of the JFK characters

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:00 (six years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/1ZyKIJcJy3Xhe/giphy.gif

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:01 (six years ago)

I don't mean to imply that they're gay or that they have conspired to commit any capital offense. Just that they are more than well-versed in classics and history and seem to be having a very good time indeed.

― forksdippedmayo (how's life), Wednesday, June 22, 2016 7:01 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

☎ (peace, man), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 12:29 (six years ago)

maybe they were just doing a read-through of an early draft of "The Favourite" there

omar little, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:43 (six years ago)

dlh's post gets at a lot of it, i think though the film was deadly serious business for a lot of people at the time, since the theory was put forth with such boldness on the visual surface (which painted over the dialogue asides indicating it was all theoretical, cf "let's just for a moment speculate..." etc) that it seemed to be as good an explanation as any as to how JFK was killed and why.

i think it rang true for a lot of folks because the black ops stuff was and is an undeniable part of American history, w/so much of the CIA activities (being used as smoke to indicate the conspiracy theory fire) having been true to a large extent. the image of the noble mission of America being ripped away to reveal something darker beneath, and by 1991 the darkness was something people were readily willing to believe.

omar little, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:49 (six years ago)

i also seem to remember it just being one of many JFK assassination artifacts floating around the popular culture at the time but i'm struggling to remember what the others were. it felt like a partic pulpy contribution to a larger conversation

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:59 (six years ago)

the commentary track, as you or someone noted years ago, is rife with examples of Stone's verbal shrugging ("Well, this wasn't true, but it's nice to think so...).

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:01 (six years ago)

there were a pair of vv high profile books published around that time, Mark Lane's Plausible Denial and of course Jim Marrs' Crossfire, which Stone used as a source for the screenplay.

omar little, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:03 (six years ago)

It went unstated in this thread but I assume this revive was inspired by the Chapo episode on the subject? And tbh their read seemed pretty correct to me: tons of scenery-chewing performances from an all-star cast, compulsively watchable, successfully points out a lot about what was weird about the circumstances of the assassination, while also being totally compromised by hysterical homophobia and an absurdly idealized conception of JFK and his intentions re: Vietnam

― Simon H., Tuesday, September 10, 2019 12:49 AM (eight hours ago)

my gf was listening to the chapo ep on saturday while getting ready for work and we decided to watch it that night so yeah

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:22 (six years ago)

i think it rang true for a lot of folks because the black ops stuff was and is an undeniable part of American history, w/so much of the CIA activities (being used as smoke to indicate the conspiracy theory fire) having been true to a large extent. the image of the noble mission of America being ripped away to reveal something darker beneath, and by 1991 the darkness was something people were readily willing to believe.

― omar little, Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:49 PM (three hours ago)

i think one of the unintended effects of the oliver stone movie is that it made this subject basically a joke to most ppl in a way that it wasn't before. like if you go back and read old book reviews, associated press stories, etc., from the 1970s and 1980s, oswald is generally referred to as the "accused assassin" and there's a general acknowledgement that the whole thing feels pretty fishy even if no one really wants to commit to a specific scenario. iirc the ny times even gave a more or less positive review to jim garrison's book. post-"jfk" there's a major backlash which culminates in the widespread praise for gerald posner's "case closed" (not a very good book imo) for supposedly clearing up the whole business. this sorta explains to me why the coverage of trump's "i'm gonna release the files!" stunt a while back was so confused, with most ppl torn between the impulse to make fun of it and the inescapable suspicion that something crazy might turn up after all.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

As a guy whose knowledge (and interest) in the assassination doesn't extend beyond this film, Libra, and Harlot's Ghost, was there any truth to the assertion that Oswald, Guy Bannister, and Clay Bertrand/Shaw were seen together in N'Awlins?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

i keep meaning to get round to reading libra

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:33 (six years ago)

alfred u should read the other mailer book oswald's tale

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

The premise of Libra is probably the closest to being the “truth”, IMO

Great read on the movie, DLH

It went unstated in this thread but I assume this revive was inspired by the Chapo episode on the subject? And tbh their read seemed pretty correct to me: tons of scenery-chewing performances from an all-star cast, compulsively watchable, successfully points out a lot about what was weird about the circumstances of the assassination, while also being totally compromised by hysterical homophobia and an absurdly idealized conception of JFK and his intentions re: Vietnam

― Simon H., Tuesday, September 10, 2019 12:49 AM (eight hours ago)

That ep was a total delight. The Dry Boys were really in their element.

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

will in partic was quoting with a promiscuity and joy worthy of this thread

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

As a guy whose knowledge (and interest) in the assassination doesn't extend beyond this film, Libra, and Harlot's Ghost, was there any truth to the assertion that Oswald, Guy Bannister, and Clay Bertrand/Shaw were seen together in N'Awlins?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 7:30 PM (one hour ago)

iirc anthony summers' book "not in your lifetime" pretty much confirms it and some of the other stories -- oswald working for wacko right-winger guy banister, etc.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:45 (six years ago)

oh right, you mentioned banister in your post, duh

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:47 (six years ago)

ooh Summers! He wrote one of the better Nixon bnios.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:48 (six years ago)

*bios

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:48 (six years ago)

i think one of the unintended effects of the oliver stone movie is that it made this subject basically a joke to most ppl in a way that it wasn't before. like if you go back and read old book reviews, associated press stories, etc., from the 1970s and 1980s, oswald is generally referred to as the "accused assassin" and there's a general acknowledgement that the whole thing feels pretty fishy even if no one really wants to commit to a specific scenario. iirc the ny times even gave a more or less positive review to jim garrison's book. post-"jfk" there's a major backlash which culminates in the widespread praise for gerald posner's "case closed" (not a very good book imo) for supposedly clearing up the whole business. this sorta explains to me why the coverage of trump's "i'm gonna release the files!" stunt a while back was so confused, with most ppl torn between the impulse to make fun of it and the inescapable suspicion that something crazy might turn up after all.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:27 (two hours ago) link

That is an interesting shift. It’s funny to say but JFK might be one of the last truly subversive films released by a major studio, just in terms of how much it riled up the media/political class. It was too bold and impeccably crafted to ignore, even if the quotably purple dialogue and Stone’s “feverish” (sniff sniff) earnestness made it ripe for parody.

Imagine any movie having that kind of impact now. I mean, we still have dumb pearl-clutching moral panics about studio product, but it’s all focused on the most inane manufactured micro-targeted culture war BS.

JFK’s version of events might be uh, “off”, but it got at something genuine that is becoming more apparent as time goes on. Whether it’s because of Russia or Epstein or just paying attention, *everybody* is a conspiracy theorist to some degree now.

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 22:40 (six years ago)

def going to read that Summers’ Jfk - loved his “Arrogance of Power”

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 22:59 (six years ago)

yep!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:03 (six years ago)

i tore through a bunch of jfk-related books a few years ago and summers' was probably the most balanced and convincing one. and yeah, nixon book is solid!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:08 (six years ago)

Vincent Bugliosi wrote a massive "Oswald acted alone" book that came out in 2007; never read it myself, plus suspect Bugliosi went a bit nutty in later years

Josefa, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 23:38 (six years ago)

I want to recommend the 2012 book A Cruel and Shocking Act by Philip Shenon. It’s an account of the inner workings of the Warren Commission based on interviews with some of the the surviving people involved. It’s a perspective I haven’t really seen chronicled in depth elsewhere.

It also goes into how the investigation was hampered by the CIA’s withholding of crucial information that later came to light, i.e. the thwarted attempts to assassinate Castro, and their knowledge of Oswald’s movements and associations.

Also good on that front is Jefferson Morley’s book The Ghost: The Secret Life of CIA Spymaster James Jesus Angleton, about the famously paranoid head of the CIA’s counter-intelligence division. Angleton started a special file on Oswald as soon he defected to the USSR and continued monitoring his associations and tracking his movements right up until November 22, 1963. Apparently access to the file was used as part of Angleton’s attempts to ferret out suspected moles within the agency.

There’s also a lot to suggest that during his time in Mexico City Oswald was used (probably unwittingly) as a pawn in some kind of spy game between the Cuban embassy and the CIA. If he was inspired or encouraged to assassinate JFK during this time (as Shenon believes he was, by pro-Castro Cubans) and the CIA knew and did nothing...well, you can see how explosive that information would be.

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 01:44 (six years ago)

never read it myself, plus suspect Bugliosi went a bit nutty in later years

Bugliosi is mostly nuts throughout his entire life... Tom O'Neil's recent Manson book gets into the details.

There’s also a lot to suggest that during his time in Mexico City Oswald was used (probably unwittingly) as a pawn in some kind of spy game between the Cuban embassy and the CIA. If he was inspired or encouraged to assassinate JFK during this time (as Shenon believes he was, by pro-Castro Cubans) and the CIA knew and did nothing...well, you can see how explosive that information would be.

The Morley book is great - recommend reading it next if folks have already read one of the books name-checked on the thread. My interpretation is that when Oswald was in Mexico City, telling everyone who would bother to listen that he was going to kill JFK, the CIA's reaction was "huh. we don't care - you'll be doing us a favor. In fact, let's take a photo of some other guy going into the embassy and claim it's Oswald - just to f. things up."

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 15 September 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

They were a wise bunch of birds!

― omar little, Tuesday, April 30, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 September 2019 23:14 (six years ago)

the story about oswald being (supposedly) impersonated in mexico city before the assassination -- a photo of a guy who looked nothing like him, a recording of a different guy's voice -- is pretty wild.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 16 September 2019 23:53 (six years ago)

According to his Marine buddies, he got Maggie's drawers. That means he wasn't any good.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 03:32 (six years ago)

Pipe the bimbo in red. Mm-mm.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

If I answer that question you keep asking...if I give you the name of the big enchilada...then it's bon voyage, Deano. Like a bullet in my head, you dig? You're a mouse fighting a gorilla. Kennedy's as dead as that crabmeat. The government's still breathing. You want to line up with a dead man?

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:27 (six years ago)

Stop eatin' that crab meat and listen!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:37 (six years ago)

i like the visual, comparing Kennedy to dead crab meat.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

this movie was probably as much fun to make as Wet Hot American Summer (which could have been a working title based on the southern sweat in this)

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:40 (six years ago)

I didn't pay two bits for a target, just to have someone else shoot it!

pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:02 (six years ago)

no honest working man can afford to buy a car in this goddam country anymore. maybe i'll have to go to RUSSIA. to buy a car.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:21 (six years ago)

really duuuum dye-log

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:22 (six years ago)

Still unsure if Americans in the 20th Century ever used to say "two bits."

pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

At the time of the shooting, there seemed to be some commotion. I'm just unable to describe...a flash of light or smoke or something, which caused me to feel that something out of the ordinary had occurred on the embankment.

GODDAMN

NO

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

oswald was no ordinary soldier! he was-- he was probably military intelligence, that's why he was trained in russian. it's no accident. he was IN RUSSIA.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:48 (six years ago)

go back to sleep!

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

Ah've been sleepin' for three years, Liz!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:06 (six years ago)

we should perform this as an ILX cast stage play.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

i tore through a bunch of jfk-related books a few years ago and summers' was probably the most balanced and convincing one.

btw thanks j.d. (again), bought and read this in a gluttonous ~30hrs after this post. highly recommended, feels as comprehensive as anything i've read and yeah it is v carefully not trying to convince you of anything, which is probably why came out of it finally believing in a second shooter lol

had previously always been an "oswald acted alone and the govt covered up because a real investigation would have revealed too much about the intelligence services, both wrt oswald and more broadly" guy but have felt myself moving to "mobsters instigated a hit via a mafia architecture that in places had become indistinguishable from the intelligence services (and the govt covered up because etc)"

oswald really does act for a long time just like someone in something like cointelpro might act but i am still loath to reduce (inflate?) him to a conscious employee because i am infatuated w a read of him where he considers himself always the protagonist and always a step ahead of whomever he is telling whatever or doing whatever for. for me the beautiful idea is that I'M A PATSY is a moment of real-time realization not (or not just) that he has been set up by [santo trafficante/e howard hunt/fidel castro/allan dulles/lyndon johnson/marx's ghost] but more spookily that here on the other side of a finally achieved ambition to become an immortal mover of history he has suddenly realized he cannot stop also being something's agent. that this figurative existential discovery-- a standard part of life imo-- is naturally superimposed over what may have been a literal and v specific discovery-- "i'm in the cold war and i lost track of who's paying me"-- is why oswald/jfk remains the penultimate in "o no the hall of mirrors of the psyche" spy stories: above tinker, below hamlet.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:28 (six years ago)

I just got Summers' book from the library!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

I just placed a hold on it at my library!

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:35 (six years ago)

also just got JFK from the library since I hadn't seen it in several years (or should i say, "yee-ahhs")

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:36 (six years ago)

haha what have i wrought?? (you're welcome guys)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

i can see myself watching this every few years from now on

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:58 (six years ago)

one edit i really love: Garrison's reading the Warren Commission report, going through the testimony of the shitkicker Dallas police sergeant, we see him on the stand talking about "tramps and ho-bos", the close up on his insignia, reflecting in the light to jump cut to 1963.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

lil transitional things like that (my fave example is cutting from john candy saying "i never met the dude" to his meeting the dude while positioned exactly the same way in the frame, so that present john candy and past john candy collaborate on the motion of a single seamless drag from their cigarettes) impress me cuz they reveal the movie's style was not created in the editing room

haha what have i wrought??

not so much a recommendation as... an organic phenomenon. it grew. changed shape. developed... appetites.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 03:14 (six years ago)

the Candy scene is so good. again, of course:

"hell no -- like i told that Bertrand cat right off ("cashew piece?") this ain't my scene, man."

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 03:54 (six years ago)

one likes friends that have friends.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:05 (six years ago)

i was watching the Clay Shaw interview scene and it's amazing how the actual interview is just denial after denial and finally Garrison loses his cool and based on nothing thinks he's nailed the guy (well, based on the editing of the film in which we see "the truth").

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:13 (six years ago)

the actual interview is not incriminating, when Shaw says "you're reaching!" he's correct. Love it.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:13 (six years ago)

AM I?!

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:14 (six years ago)

people like you don't have to, i guess.

may i go?

people like you just walk between the raindrops.

...may i go.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

I ALWAYS LOCK MY FILES!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 10:25 (six years ago)

so what is precisely the point of the woman who accosts Garrison in the street to remind him that they sang together during his reelection party ("You're the Cream in My Co-ffeeeeee....")?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:02 (six years ago)

My favorite editing touches happen when Stone flash forwards within scenes with visuals (Jack Ruby talking while his body is wheeled out) or sound (Clay Shaw introducing himself to the Garrison crew while a doorbell tinkle announces the arrival of O'Keefe years earlier).

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

i thought that woman in the street was in there to show -- Jim Garrison, Man of the People

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:07 (six years ago)

I thought so too but Stone is not a director of ancillary moments.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

I don't believe I ever mentioned this (maybe to dlh in private): watching JFK in high school with me, my buddy gasped when Silvia Odio's name was mentioned. "She's an old friend of my mom's."

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 30, 2019

So I cheated and skipped head in the Summers book to read about the Odio episode. Apparently he found her and her sister's account credible.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

i think there are a few throwaway moments throughout showing Highly Respected Jim Garrison, like immediately after he goes into that restaurant and he's greeted by the maitre'd who knows him personally and even leaves the adjoining table empty so they can have privacy. He's supposed to be Jimmy Stewart!

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

martini waiting for him!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:31 (six years ago)

i really love the bug-eyed FBI agent who accosts Bill Broussard outside Ferrie's apartment. one of those nicely cast tiny roles, they needed a guy who could plausibly intimidate Michael Rooker.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

You listen. You listen real hard. Get in the car.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

a doorbell tinkle announces the arrival of O'Keefe years earlier

this is terrific yeah, almost posted about it the other day-- the sound is triggered by garrison saying o'keefe's name, plays over a deadpan shot of shaw denying he's heard it while it literally rings a bell in his head, and immediately turns out to be a J-cut into answering the door.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

afaict the cream in my coffee lady is there so u know garrison is cool w black people, it's kinda cringey. worse imo is the scene where an anonymous and unspeaking black father+son are tendentiously arranged near kennedy's graveside, presumably to be seen paying tribute to all jfk did for civil rights in contrast to his monstrous usurper

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:57 (six years ago)

but omar otm that the former is also part of a set of little "this guy's a pillar of the community!" moments, which i don't mind in general. you have to establish that he begins as a comfortable square.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:59 (six years ago)

yes exactly garrison is a man of ALL the people

though it's wild that a film taking place in a city which in the '60s was probably 40% black has like three or four speaking roles for black actors (by speaking i mean like one or two lines) and barely more who even appear onscreen.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

yup

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:05 (six years ago)

altho i will go ahead and defend the part where thankless burn-hollywood-burn role "mattie" gets the line "i never did believe it", like she saw thru the veil w her magic black eyes all along, because it prob is worth making the point that many americans don't need as much convincing as jim garrison to decide something's rotten in the state

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:13 (six years ago)

I also like the bit where Liz has her one moment of curiosity about the case: peering over Suzie's shoulder as she explains the fraudulent photo.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

Liz was woke for the late '60s though, she accused her husband of waging a campaign against Shaw because he was gay.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:41 (six years ago)

lol Stone has no sympathy for Liz at all. "Some people don't understand that they are higher things" or, my favorite, after the big Liz-Jim fight, "I wrote this based on a fight with my ex-wife while I was on mushrooms...someone has to take our country back."

Reminds me of the charming New Yorker story I read in 1994 in which Stone admits to recently spiking a woman's drink to sleep with her.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 September 2019 01:38 (six years ago)

Join the rest! They'll say I'm crazy. Plenty of people will tell you I'm crazy. You won't have any problems filling out divorce papers. But somebody's got to try, goddamn it! Somebody!

omar little, Thursday, 19 September 2019 01:40 (six years ago)

I finished Summers and uh the assassination remains an enigma trapped in a mystery trapped in Mailer fiction. I finished the book thinking Oliver Stone's allegations were more correct than not (realizing that he and co-writer Sklar borrowed so much from transcripts reassured and discomfited at once).

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2019 14:17 (six years ago)

A couple sly bits I was reminded of on last night’s rewatch of the first half:

In the opening montage, JFK leaves Allen Dulles hanging on an attempted handshake (motive!!)

After the assassination, when LBJ is getting down to the business of Vietnam, inserted into the news footage are quick abstract shots of LBJ that must be filmed by Stone, it lends a sinister note which you’d never notice if you’re weren’t looking for them.

omar little, Saturday, 21 September 2019 16:04 (six years ago)

Like very quick shots of maybe a head turn or an arm or something. I didn’t go back to freeze frame.

omar little, Saturday, 21 September 2019 16:06 (six years ago)

realizing that he and co-writer Sklar borrowed so much from transcripts

yeah i had no idea either. an inspired act of god should happen, and put a texan in the white house!

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 21 September 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

Costner's voice breaking as he delivers his closing statement to the jury, sounding like he just discovered one of Liz's hairs in his mouth and is trying to talk through it before surreptitiously spitting it out.

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

Garrison's son coming into the courtroom just in time for dad to play the head shot on the Zapruder film over and over.

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

You never spoke like that to me before, Jim Garrison.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:24 (six years ago)

reading the Summers book, which is to put it mildly critical of Oliver Stone and this film, i was also surprised to see how much Stone did stick to facts and transcripts. The guy by the knoll flashing a Secret Service ID to the patrolman, but later it's discovered no secret service guys were in that area.

I'm surprised Oliver didn't run with the father and daughter who gave brief pursuit to a vehicle driven by a guy fleeing the scene from the knoll area.

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:26 (six years ago)

the book doesn't even mention Clay Shaw afaict, and only mentions Garrison to demean the investigation as a disgrace and a farce.

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

The guy by the knoll flashing a Secret Service ID to the patrolman, but later it's discovered no secret service guys were in that area.

afterward, it didn't ring true

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

He looked like a mechanic.
He had on a sports shirt and pants,
but he had dirty fingernails.

^^i love that this is actually true!

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

Summer treats the evidence as if he were William Wyler attempting a solid craftsman's interpretation of the material, but the conclusions are not dissimilar.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

he's also very hard on the Posner book, which i did find convincing at the time, and iirc it did seem to explain Oswald's behavior as being perfectly in line with someone who was mentally unbalanced, which is something i think oft overlooked by conspiracy-minded types trying to find cold logic in events that are the result of unpredictable and illogical human behavior. this book is intriguing thus far, though.

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

XA-XA-XA!

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

I never did believe it.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 October 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

i can't believe you're saying this in the courtroom!

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 09:39 (six years ago)

I saw a girl the other day, she was pregnant -- you could see her whole belly, and you know what she painted on it? "Love Child."

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 12:50 (six years ago)

You're out of order, Jim Boy! Now sit down!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

well, i wanted to make sure that she was the same girl i sent away!

― difficult listening hour, Sunday, January 27, 2019 12:55 AM bookmarkflaglink

assuming this is direct from a transcript too now. always reminds me of gravity's rainbow

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:56 (six years ago)

dlh, you're pickin' gnat shit outta peppa!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 15:02 (six years ago)

That polecat Lyndon

omar little, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 15:46 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://film-grab.com/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/19%20(541).jpg?bwg=1547224275

omar little, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:37 (five years ago)

been digging into that Summers book a bit more. That Silvia Odio story, which gets a mere passing mention in the film, practically has an entire chapter devoted to it in the book and actually seems a bit more sinister than Stone made it out to be. Alfred, you've got to track down your source aka your buddy from years ago.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:41 (five years ago)

shit, omar, I can't remember what I did last night, let alone three years ago!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:42 (five years ago)

yeah, putting aside my buddy's anecdote about the Odio incident, that's one of the tributaries with the ring of truth, and Summers doesn't disbelieve her.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:43 (five years ago)

the thing that rings true is the notion that Oswald was perhaps a government asset or agent, and if that was the case: while his behavior seems really unusual and odd and obvious, it only seems that way now once we're looking at it under a microscope and putting it into context and i don't doubt there were hundreds of other assets or agents who acted with similar oddness and inconsistency because they were working for a larger U.S. agenda. like it's the type of behavior that if Oswald had never become mixed up in the Kennedy assassination (either by actually perpetrating it or being part of a plot or simply in the orbit of those who did kill him) no one would have ever noticed these inconsistencies. much of it rose to the surface after the fact.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:50 (five years ago)

I don't get it, though. The guy defects to the USSR and then comes back and hands out pro-Cuba leaflets but is in fact anti-Castro on the down low.

This is a weird little scene- Oswald goes into a store of an anti-Castro guy and says he can help him and then gets into a fight with him and is arrested. At the police station Oswald requests an interview with the FBI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Bringuier

brownie, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:37 (five years ago)

he next day, Oswald again visited the store and left his Guidebook for Marines f

"Oh! What have we here?!"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:38 (five years ago)

that’s precisely the point of both brothers, there’s more to this than you could dream

omar little, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:45 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Another year he's dead.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2019 20:02 (five years ago)

They should've given him a medal for starting this thread!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2019 20:02 (five years ago)

Camelot in smithereens! *drip drip drip* I'll drink to that.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Friday, 22 November 2019 20:04 (five years ago)

We've all become Hamlets in our country, children of a slain father-leader...whose killers still possess the throne.

omar little, Friday, 22 November 2019 21:00 (five years ago)

Today 's a Friday too. We can relive it in real time.

pplains, Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:27 (five years ago)

whaddya mean you're gonna put it in a book

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:30 (five years ago)

and all of this came under the control of General Y!

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:33 (five years ago)

Dulles, by the way, was General Y's benefactor...

omar little, Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:36 (five years ago)

Very, very few people know about this, ok

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:40 (five years ago)

November 22, a day that shall live in rapidly fading infamy.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:42 (five years ago)

X would do just tweet it today and everyone would ignore it after a week

@xCIA1964

Thread: Everything I'll say is classified top secret.
I was a soldier. Two wars. A secret Pentagon guy, supplying the hardware: Planes, bullets, rifles for what we call "Black Operations. " Black Ops. Assassinations. Coups d'etat, rigging elections, propaganda, psych warfare.

omar little, Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:46 (five years ago)

And I knew Allen Dulles very well. I briefed him many a time in his house. He was also General Y's benefactor. But for the life of me I still can't figure out why Dulles was appointed to investigate Kennedy's death. The man who had fired him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 November 2019 01:49 (five years ago)

just visited my folks in dallas and yesterday we went to the book depository museum and argued about the whole thing and before i knew it i was cribbing from this movie: “it was a turkey shoot” “they heard ECHOES!” “you would’ve felt an army presence on the streets that day!!” and finally “i won't have any more ultimatums put to me, mother”

orifex, Monday, 25 November 2019 23:23 (five years ago)

Must've been a helluva weekend to visit the Sixth Floor.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 01:31 (five years ago)

Some cranberry sauce and stuffing spilling out and a torn-up turkey....perfect time for a jfk conversation.

omar little, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 01:35 (five years ago)

you know i don't like these tribal rituals

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 03:17 (five years ago)

having finished the Summers book awhile back, what i appreciated about it was how he simply lays out all the information he believes to be truthful or believable, and doesn't really buy into any one theory specifically. he leans hard on the mob/disgruntled Cuban exiles aspect, hinting at both possibilities linked to those groups: that Oswald was directly involved, or wound up trapped in a vise by others.

omar little, Thursday, 28 November 2019 00:33 (five years ago)

I love how much Scorsese is just straight up trollling in this scene. https://t.co/TApD2d822C

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) November 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 November 2019 00:37 (five years ago)

FUCK YEAH

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:00 (five years ago)

one month passes...

- testify

- me

- testify

- lol no chance in hell

orifex, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 08:01 (five years ago)

If they can kill the president of the United States, do you think they're gonna think twice about a two-bit showgirl like me?

I Heard You Ain't HOOS's (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:42 (five years ago)

I just rewatched last weekend. Everything everyone said is correct.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:44 (five years ago)

fuck yeah!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:55 (five years ago)

Ain't got no reason to LAH to ya, I'm already IN jail!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:55 (five years ago)

Pretty flowery for Dave Ferrie.

I Heard You Ain't HOOS's (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

We're way overdue another crack at hitting this level of dreamy mania with a similarly stacked cast. My body is ready for QAnon.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:20 (five years ago)

i dreamt last night that the cause of jfk's assassination was bob-a-job week

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, October 15, 2003 5:52 PM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the only good theory imo

― mark s, Friday, 17 May 2019 15:02 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't make me tap the sign

mark s, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:23 (five years ago)

Maybe Shaw is an agent. I don't know. But as a covert operator, he is wide open for blackmail because of his ho-mo-sex-u-ality.

omar little, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:33 (five years ago)

two months pass...

been playing a lot of quarantine playstation and the other day both my controllers died and i was genuinely upset and whispered: "both of them, both brothers?"

orifex, Friday, 3 April 2020 15:28 (five years ago)

ahahaha

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Friday, 3 April 2020 15:30 (five years ago)

nice

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 3 April 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

ECHOES

you heard ECHOES

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:56 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Kennedy's as dead as that crab meat, the government's alive and breathing. You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 May 2021 00:40 (four years ago)

Willie O'Keefe : You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass!

sleeve, Sunday, 30 May 2021 00:44 (four years ago)

And I knew Allen Dulles very well. I briefed him many a time in his house. He was also General Y's benefactor. But for the life of me I still can't figure out why Dulles was appointed to investigate Kennedy's death. The man who had fired him.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, November 22, 2019

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 May 2021 02:47 (four years ago)

Sutherland’s my new fave on todays rewatch

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 May 2021 03:39 (four years ago)

Wise bunch of birds…

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 May 2021 04:35 (four years ago)

Worth checking out the *alternate* versions of the Sutherland scene, originally it was two different sections of the film; the second half of his monolgue was the film's last scene and he (and Costner) were made-up to look older. Annoyingly the Stone commentary track is all over the version on YouTube but it's better than nowt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glfTYMH59lk

piscesx, Sunday, 30 May 2021 20:15 (four years ago)

three months pass...

i'm watching this for the first time since it came out. since it was 3 hours and i would have been 8 or so at the time, this makes it a movie i would have went to with my dad, who was not really a movie guy. more of an action movies + braveheart kind of guy. anyway, makes me think he really wanted to see it, i guess.

joe pesci's southern accent is _killing me_

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:08 (four years ago)

wise buncha birds

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:17 (four years ago)

one month passes...

very very few people know about this alright

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 November 2021 16:28 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Thinking about Kevin Costner JFK anime glasses pic.twitter.com/XdEDPGsug2

— christian (@speederaserhead) November 27, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 10:40 (three years ago)

is Karl still watching it

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 10:54 (three years ago)

Love how this is being blamed for the bad things in the US.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/jfk-oliver-stone-conspiracy-theory-russian-disinformation-1260223/

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 23:15 (three years ago)

paywalled for me :(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 23:18 (three years ago)

paywalled for you? or hidden from you deliberately by the fbi?

just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 23:21 (three years ago)

Oliver Stone once made brilliant movies like Platoon, which won Oscars for best picture and best director. These days, he’s a tinfoil-hatted fabricator. His new documentary — JFK Revisited: Through the Looking Glass, premiering on Showtime on, you guessed it, Nov. 22 — is rooted in a big lie. It comes 30 years after the premiere of JFK, a film unrivaled in the annals of American cinematic propaganda. Both are based on the undying delusion that President Kennedy was murdered by the Deep State: The Central Intelligence Agency, backed by the military-industrial complex.

Do you believe that the CIA killed JFK? Millions of Americans suspect so. Let me ask you, then: Why do they believe it?

The tale can be traced to a Russian disinformation operation. It came from the same arsenal of political warfare that convinced half the world that the U.S. Army created AIDS. The one that monkey-wrenched the 2016 election for Donald Trump. The one now flooding the internet with deadly lies about the coronavirus and vaccines. The goals of these campaigns were one and the same: to divide Americans, to pour salt in our self-inflicted wounds, and ultimately to convince you that there is no truth. That crackpot fantasies are cold hard realities. That “conspiracy theories are now conspiracy facts,” as Stone proclaims in JFK Revisited.

Disinformation works best when it contains a kernel of truth. And, in truth, the Kennedy assassination is the black hole of American history. It has sucked better minds than Stone’s down into darkness. It has taught generations of Americans to be highly skeptical of the Official Government Version of events. It made the grassy knoll our town commons.

But what you believe about it boils down to this: Either Lee Harvey Oswald, trained by the United States Marines as a sharpshooter before he defected to the Soviet Union, got off a million-to-one shot in Dallas. He acted alone. Or he was an instrument of a conspiracy so immense that it staggers the mind.

As the new documentary opens, Stone paces down Dealey Plaza in Dallas, where President Kennedy was killed, the same place where QAnon crazies gathered recently to await the miraculous resurrection of JFK Jr. and the divine reinauguration of Trump. The director promises his audience that he is about to solve the murder mystery, to “piece together what really happened that day and discover the reasons why.”

Brace yourself: he doesn’t.

The dark beast of JFK Revisited is Allen Dulles, a founding father of the CIA and its director from February 1953 to November 1961. I know a fair amount about Dulles; my history of the CIA, Legacy of Ashes, lays a multitude of sins at his feet. Dulles often grievously misled Presidents Eisenhower and Kennedy. He oversaw CIA coups in Iran and Guatemala which ushered in dictatorships. His top officers tried to kill Fidel Castro, enlisting the Mafia. He blithely convinced JFK to carry out the disastrous invasion of Cuba at the Bay of Pigs in April 1961, which was his downfall as Director of Central Intelligence.

Stone pegs Dulles as a presiding genius of the plot against the president. To begin building this case, he tells us that Dulles and the CIA backed a failed military coup aimed at assassinating President Charles de Gaulle of France. That’s another lie spun by Moscow.

Like the cold-war CIA, the KGB paid editors and reporters around the world to print stories that could advance the Kremlin’s international agendas. In the late 1950’s, it created a directorate to undermine America. Department D — D as in dezinformatsiya — aimed to bend and shape public opinion, and above all to defame the United States. The Department of Disinformation was the world’s first industrial factory of fake news.

A KGB-scripted story about the CIA’s plot to kill De Gaulle first appeared in a daily newspaper, Paese Sera, published in Rome and backed by the Italian Communist Party, a few days after the Bay of Pigs. It was republished in Moscow by the Soviet party organ, Pravda; then in France, and finally across the globe. That was, and is, the M.O. of Russian disinformation operations: start a fire, fan the flames, and blow the smoke around the world.

Six years later, Paese Sera planted the seed that flowered into JFK. And therein lies a tale. (One first told in 2001 by the historian Max Holland in The Wilson Quarterly, a now-defunct political science journal.)

On March 1, 1967, the New Orleans district attorney, Jim Garrison, arrested Clay Shaw, the director of the city’s International Trade Mart and a somewhat-closeted gay man, and charged him with a central role in a conspiracy to assassinate Kennedy. The D.A. told reporters that what happened in Dallas had been “a homosexual thrill-killing.” Three days later, Paese Sera named Shaw as a conduit for CIA funds for espionage and dirty tricks in Rome. The story, crafted by the KGB, ricocheted around the world, landing in New York on the front page of a New Left weekly, the National Guardian, on March 18.

Garrison seized upon it. He fed the falsehood to a friendly newspaper reporter in New Orleans and it landed on page one. He told the world that Shaw was a longtime CIA operative. (He wasn’t, though he had been a casual part-time contact on questions of commerce, one among some 150,000 Americans who volunteered information to the cold-war CIA.) The prosecutor then doubled down. He proclaimed that the CIA had plotted to kill Kennedy and then covered up the conspiracy, that Oswald had been under its control, that the agency was “infinitely more powerful than the Gestapo,” and that it had masterminded a coup d’etat in America in the name of anticommunism.

On Feb. 6, 1969, Garrison put Clay Shaw on trial. His witnesses were a parade of perjurers from the seamier quarters of New Orleans. He presented no evidence tying the CIA to his case. But in his summation, he asked the jurors to strike a righteous blow against the Deep State’s “murder of the truth.” They took 54 minutes to acquit.

Garrison’s tragicomedy had two lasting effects on the United States. The first was immediate: After he announced his charges, the number of Americans who believed that there was a conspiracy to kill Kennedy skyrocketed. A majority still believe it. The second took 20 years.

Garrison spent a decade turning his case into a book called On The Trail Of The Assassins: One Man’s Quest to Solve the Murder of President Kennedy. The co-conspirators in this opus included the CIA, the FBI, the Dallas police department, the Warren Commission, the Secret Service, anti-Castro Cubans, the United States Army, and the Navy pathologists who autopsied JFK. Fifteen publishers rejected it until it was picked up by William Schaap and Ellen Ray at Sheridan Square Press in 1988. (The couple had worked with Phillip Agee, a CIA defector, publishing Covert Action Information Bulletin, a magazine devoted to exposing the Agency’s operations and officers. Agee received a strong assist from Russian intelligence, according to KGB records. No evidence whatsoever links Schaap and Ray, now both deceased, to the Russians.)

On The Trail Of The Assassins would prove to be a hit with the public. Shortly before its publication, as Schaap later recounted, “at a film festival in Havana, we ran into Oliver Stone. And Ellen said to him, ‘Have I got a property for you!’ Because we knew he was an assassination freak, we gave him an advance copy of the book…. Of course, Oliver Stone won’t admit to any of this!”

JFK and its new sequel are, with artistic embellishments, cinematic transcriptions of Jim Garrison’s delusions. The original movie convinced millions more Americans that the version of history wrought by Stone and Garrison was true. National surveys taken after JFK was released showed that three-quarters of those polled believed the CIA had murdered the President. And that, along with the end of the cold war, provoked Congress to begin declassifying millions of records relating to the assassination — a task that remains incomplete nearly three decades later. Both Trump and President Biden have delayed disclosures required under law, though a new set of documents is set to be unwrapped before Christmas.

I’ve spent half my life reporting, writing, and reading about the CIA and American intelligence. I remember the Kennedy assassination; I’ve studied the evidence. And I can’t tell you that there wasn’t a conspiracy. Maybe it was the Russians. Could have been the Cubans. Might have been the Mafia. Maybe there’s a mind-blowing bombshell in the still-classified archives of the government. But I seriously doubt it.

I can tell you for a fact that our democracy is suffocating under an avalanche of disinformation. Trump won the 2020 election! Covid vaccines are seeded with microchips! Democrats are blood-sucking pedophile communists! 9/11 was an inside job! Our body politic is being poisoned by lies. They stalk the land like brain-eating zombies. And we can’t seem to kill them.

We have a moral obligation to call bullshit when we see it. Especially when public figures promote lies for profit. Stone’s JFK films are fantasies. Conspiracy theories are not facts. They’re a kind of collective psychosis. And they’re driving our country down the road to hell.

In This Article: CIA, conspiracy theories, FBI, JFK, Oliver Stone

just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 23:22 (three years ago)

the whole thing I never understood is the whole thing seems to be that the CIA killed him because he was a threat to the military industrial complex and US foreign policy which I never got the sense he was in any real way?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 00:13 (three years ago)

fuck yeah!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 00:53 (three years ago)

xp I guess it depends on which Kennedy you focus on, the guy who gave speeches about ending colonialism and was pissed off about the Bay of Pigs, or the guy running to Nixon’s right on Cuba and missiles. The Cuba podcast Blowback definitely leans toward the former, but they provided an interesting contrast of Kennedy promoting peace and understanding post-Bay of Pigs, and at the same time delivering hard-line speeches about intolerance for Communism.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:24 (three years ago)

read the devil's chessboard! it's the best! it explains the theory more like a web of things that were going on, not just that a guy is a threat so let's murder him

certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:32 (three years ago)

Love how this is being blamed for the bad things in the US.

this is the funniest tweet of the week

Twitter allowed a hashtag pushing a conspiracy theory about the CIA and the assassination of President John F. Kennedy to trend nationally. It appears that it was due to an account urging users to get the hashtag trending. pic.twitter.com/oRcdW9VRjN

— Alex Kaplan (@AlKapDC) November 22, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:33 (three years ago)

harbl otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:21 (three years ago)

how's your mousse

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:25 (three years ago)

Honestly the ~only~ time I have any time for Oliver Stone is when he is feeding at the JFK trough.

Weiner sounds like he hates fun

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:37 (three years ago)

um how soon we forget The Doors, the finest motion picture of our times

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:42 (three years ago)

16 yo me agrees w you

but jfk is the only Stone movie i can watch

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:54 (three years ago)

a little surprised jacobin of all places ran it, but this is a great interview w/ stone:

https://jacobinmag.com/2021/11/oliver-stone-talks-to-jacobin-about-jfks-killing

it’s been a while since i went on my jfk book reading spree, but basically everything he says here is solid as far as i can tell

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 19:32 (three years ago)

However, this is, as we say, bullshit:

Now, you can argue that we don’t know what would have happened, but the man, Kennedy, we try to establish, was an anti-colonialist. He’d been involved in Algeria, he’d been involved in Vietnam as early as 1954. And he said repeatedly these Third World countries needed their independence, and he was against the concept of a Cold War, against communism being used as an excuse to suppress independence — in the Congo, in Vietnam, in Laos, in Algeria, all over the world. And in Latin America, especially, he was very strong with his Alliance for Progress.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 19:37 (three years ago)

It’s a unique spin on Boomer Camelot fetishism.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 19:44 (three years ago)

DO NOT. FORGET. YOUR DYING KING.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 19:46 (three years ago)

the whole thing I never understood is the whole thing seems to be that the CIA killed him because he was a threat to the military industrial complex and US foreign policy which I never got the sense he was in any real way?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, November 24, 2021 12:13 AM (nineteen hours ago)

this is a fair criticism and it’s true that oliver stone does go overboard in sentimentalizing jfk himself. (though it’s nothing compared to what he did with jim garrison; the anti-conspiracy writers basically got that one right, as far as i can tell.)

but i saw a comment about this somewhere that I’ve never been able to get out of my head. roughly: “the important question isn’t whether noam chomsky thinks jfk was a threat to the foreign policy status quo, it’s whether *allen dulles* thought he was.”

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 20:04 (three years ago)

Right, and Kennedy’s true foreign policy intentions may have been less of a concern than his level of anger with the CIA for making him look like an asshole.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 20:27 (three years ago)

A new piece from ILX vet Dorian L

https://unherd.com/2021/11/oliver-stones-seductive-conspiracies/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 November 2021 13:15 (three years ago)

This is the real reason why they killed him pic.twitter.com/bvQR7zY1CQ

— ol’ stocky 🎄 (@oldstocky) December 5, 2021

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 5 December 2021 20:50 (three years ago)

i keep checking this thread thinking it's bumped because the white house have decided to release the secret jfk assassination records they won't release because of the pandemic

they have us waiting on the edge of our seats

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 5 December 2021 20:57 (three years ago)

has anyone watched the Stone doc

should i bother or no

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 December 2021 21:13 (three years ago)

only bother if it sticks with the one true theory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Error

mark s, Sunday, 5 December 2021 21:39 (three years ago)

xp i watched it & dont regret it

theres some interesting stuff, never knew abt the potential assassination attmpts in chi and tampa and potential parallel patsies that wouldve taken the fall in each instance

johnny crunch, Monday, 6 December 2021 02:25 (three years ago)

https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb72537f4fe3ae7a0faa0c7e6b4df442/tumblr_p772c820j71we0p6lo1_640.gifv

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 December 2021 02:49 (three years ago)

I just found out I kept Oliver Stone waiting because the interview I did with Glenn Greenwald went long (Greenwald is supposed to meet Stone).

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) December 8, 2021

mark s, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 21:06 (three years ago)

he'll look fuckin ridiculous without his beard!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 December 2021 03:20 (three years ago)

four months pass...

Ganz hates fun.

it has a terrible script, ridiculous performances, and is just chock full of total fabrications that many people have taken to be the truth story of the assassination

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) April 25, 2022

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 07:48 (three years ago)

he's right tho it's garbage

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 08:44 (three years ago)

I can argue about the performances but I mean do people really believe that JFK wasn't killed by Oswald because of that film? That just seems totally wrong to me.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 09:03 (three years ago)

Was watching Apollo 13 the other day and thinking that the mission control cast in that movie and Costner's legal team in JFK are absolutely top-notch, A+ collections of 90s-era character actors ("hey, it's that guy! And that guy! And that guy!!").

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 09:23 (three years ago)

Apollo 13 has the wrong ho-ho.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 09:39 (three years ago)

the only good takedown of the magic bullet theory is on seinfeld

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 09:51 (three years ago)

I can argue about the performances but I mean do people really believe that JFK wasn't killed by Oswald because of that film? That just seems totally wrong to me.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 5:03 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

People absolutely believe that. Maybe in a world where gunmen don't storm pizza places over message board posts, or where people don't take veterinary parasite medicines because of podcasters, or a world in which there weren't 10 investigations into the Benghazi attack, etc.

peace, man, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 11:31 (three years ago)

Yeah but I doubt they believe it specifically because they watched the Stone flick

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:06 (three years ago)

https://movieassholes.tumblr.com/image/172937652141

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:11 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/IWjBJ3u.jpg

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:12 (three years ago)

ganz's point (if anyone cares) is not that jfk changed anyone's mind over oswald solo vs larger conspiracy, it's that it foregrounded one really crappy and dumb version of the conspiracy (clay shaw gay orgy dunniit) and plus added a bunch of stuff known to be not true

also look at this misleading glamorising shit:
https://i.redd.it/tgdjp5f0som61.jpg vs https://i.redd.it/60lce6x2s0cz.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:13 (three years ago)

it's true, Pesci looks worse than the real Ferrie

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:14 (three years ago)

todd haynes shd remake this film

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:16 (three years ago)

Only if it's a Gus Van Sant Psycho-style remake.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:19 (three years ago)

Split-screen: Stone's filmed orgy vs real Shaw-Ferrie orgy

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:20 (three years ago)

douglas gordon shd remake this film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_Hour_Psycho

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:21 (three years ago)

i dreamt last night that the cause of jfk's assassination was bob-a-job week

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, October 15, 2003 5:52 PM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the only good theory imo

― mark s, Friday, 17 May 2019 15:02 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't make me tap the sign

― mark s, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:23 (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

also

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:27 (three years ago)

ppl today may not cite the Oliver Stone movie JFK when asked about their JFK opinions, but no doubt that for a big percentage of ppl what they think about JFK is received wisdom that traces back to the movie. most of what the american public thinks they know about history comes from tv & movies. if there was a famous movie about a thing, the answer to "do people really believe ___ because of that film" is always "yes", ime.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:29 (three years ago)

"ganz's point (if anyone cares) is not that jfk changed anyone's mind over oswald solo vs larger conspiracy, it's that it foregrounded one really crappy and dumb version of the conspiracy (clay shaw gay orgy dunniit) and plus added a bunch of stuff known to be not true"

Don't think you can infer that much from the tweet. The only difference between this and 9/11 conspiracy is that the former has had a great film made about, one with high level acting.

But the conspiracy would've existed without the film, because lots of weirdos around it wrote the books that informed the film's script.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:49 (three years ago)

i can infer it bcz i can read, you can't infer it bcz you can't

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:58 (three years ago)

once my old landlord told me i resembled a young jim garrison

adam, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 15:22 (three years ago)

so you was a fine-lookin' man!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 15:24 (three years ago)

You and he could have some fun.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 15:26 (three years ago)

i can infer it bcz i can read, you can't infer it bcz you can't

― mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Wow, harsh!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 16:25 (three years ago)

:)

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 16:41 (three years ago)

ppl believe there was a conspiracy because oswald was shot by ruby and because the HSCA, in the late 70s, concluded that jfk had been shot by more than one person. if you read any old associated press stories, book reviews, etc., from this era, they almost invariably refer to oswald was "the accused assassin." this was a widespread mainstream view; it was not the then-equivalent of sandy hook trutherism or whatever.

stone's movie, arguably, ultimately made ppl LESS likely to believe in a conspiracy by making the whole thing look much crazier and more complicated and implausible than it ever had before. this was partly because he made jim garrison his hero and garrison's story is just too easy to debunk, but it didn't help that he seemed to be suggesting that the entire federal government had been in on the murder (i think the reaction to stone's movie would've been very different if he'd gone with one of the mafia theories).

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 16:51 (three years ago)

i thought revisited was a slog with not much to justify itself, but i did enjoy him Michael Moore-ing his way through the schoolbook depository etc

made me think of the old bill hicks bit where he says "you can go to the schoolbook depository now as a tourist, it's like a museum, and it's an amazing replica of the day of the assassination, with the schoolbook boxes everywhere, and NO FUCKIN OSWALD in the window. they wall the window off with plexiglass so you can't actually see any kind of "gunsight view" from there -- they don't want that, cause you'd look at the line of sight one time and go NO FUCKIN WAY!! THERE'S NO FUCKIN WAY HE DID THAT!! HEYYY EVERYBODY! NO FUCKIN WAYYY"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 17:20 (three years ago)

Give me a Baz Luhrmann JFK. Hurt me.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 21:54 (three years ago)

Starring Nicole Kidman as the Magic Bullet

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 22:22 (three years ago)

It strikes me as endlessly hilarious that folks believe the HSCA. Folks, the House has always been packed full of that era's braindead equivalent of jetski dealership owners.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 22:23 (three years ago)

stone's movie, arguably, ultimately made ppl LESS likely to believe in a conspiracy...

arguably? lol sure. but I only tend to believe arguments with a bit more substance behind them.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 22:31 (three years ago)

did you read the rest of the post?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 22:37 (three years ago)

does the pope shit in the woods? yes I read your argument.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:06 (three years ago)

are you capable of addressing another human being without being a condescending asshole? rhetorical question.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:12 (three years ago)

And your asking me if I'd read your argument wasn't condescending bullshit iyo? think again.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:18 (three years ago)

Aimless, chill out. You tend to do this.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:28 (three years ago)

Suppose for a moment if I asked you whether you'd read my posts, Alfred. I think JD got the kind of answer he deserved.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:29 (three years ago)

if you don't want to be asked that question, then maybe don't pop up out of nowhere to go "lol" and dismiss an argument as unconvincing while making no attempt to engage with it. pretty simple!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:40 (three years ago)

anecdotally j.d. is correct that if someone in the wild's talking to me about oliver stone's jfk it's always because they're telling me they'd never be taken in by such poppycock, but i wasn't talking about it in 1991.

iirc the HSCA's conclusion was based on quite a technical dealey-acoustics argument and not one that's stood up well since. nevertheless i don't know if citing them-- especially in an argument specifically about "why" these awful infowars sheeple don't believe the warren report-- is a "look what this learned body concluded!" move so much as an "even these guys couldn't repeat the official story w a straight face" one.

anyway surely they are disdained by true assassination heads for their (v funny) conclusion that while it was a conspiracy it definitely did not involve any of the people you're thinking of, no matter who you are.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 00:05 (three years ago)

pop up out of nowhere to go "lol" and dismiss an argument as unconvincing while making no attempt to engage with it.

I 'popped up' just like anyone else who has contributed to this thread, so that's a bit of rhetorical trash. And going 'lol' and dismissing a post is such a frequent occurrence on ilx, I could probably cite thousands of examples. But I won't.

Lastly, as for wishing my 'engagement with your argument', while that sounds noble enough I promise you we'd both find the exercise very tedious in the end. And it'd just piss off everyone else on the thread. That's why there are thousands of examples where others chose the same course I did. I did engage with your condescension. I should havbe spit out the bait. More fool I.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 00:46 (three years ago)

I’m tired! I want this thread back! You’re attacking this man because he’s a homosexual!

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 02:45 (three years ago)

do me a favor and don’t read or respond to my posts from now on, aimless. this isn’t the first time you’ve had a bizarre overreaction to one of my posts and i’m fucking sick of it.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 02:47 (three years ago)

Both of them? Both brothers?

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 02:49 (three years ago)

go to sleep!

goddammit i’ve been sleeping for three years!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 03:02 (three years ago)

You’re attacking this man because he’s a homosexual!

WHat?!? How could I do that if I have zero idea if he is a man or what his sexual preferences are? I've never bothered to find out and probably would forget if I ever knew.

And "attack"? You consider anything I have said as an a attack? I'm incredulous. This is getting seriously crazy now. Go do whatever it is you do when you aren't talking shit at me.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 03:03 (three years ago)

He was paraphrasing a line from the movie, dude.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 03:21 (three years ago)

So JFK

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 03:31 (three years ago)

if it’s a suicide, i’ve seen weirder

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 03:43 (three years ago)

oh man why dont you fuckin stop it?!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 04:23 (three years ago)

He was paraphrasing a line from the movie, dude.

― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Aimless indeed.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 08:12 (three years ago)

how's your mousse

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 09:26 (three years ago)

The fuckin' posters don't even know! Don't you get it?

peace, man, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 11:57 (three years ago)

all I wanted in the world was to be a catlick priest

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 12:34 (three years ago)

I have my doubts about this picture, boss...

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 12:50 (three years ago)

Boss, maybe you're bein' too hahd on Aimless.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 13:00 (three years ago)

You are one stubborn sonuvabitch.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 13:13 (three years ago)

The cool kids table has met.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 16:05 (three years ago)

That is precisely the point of a long dining table. The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 16:12 (three years ago)

I hope you like squab!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 16:16 (three years ago)

Aimless, JD, Eric H., The Mafia, keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game, prevents 'em from asking the most important question: why? Why was King Boy Pato banned? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 17:39 (three years ago)

I played JFK Reloaded a bunch of times when it was released and my conclusion was - most of the people posting in this thread could have made the shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5U5iu85oUM

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 28 April 2022 05:13 (three years ago)

hey man i wasnt even IN dallas that day

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 April 2022 05:38 (three years ago)

Grassy knoll creeps

http://www.quartzcity.net/ilx/steelydan-grassyknoll.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 28 April 2022 07:29 (three years ago)

if yr not allergic to podcasts or to john ganz and his delivery and inablity to finish sentences lol here's the bouie/ganz "unclear and present danger" pod on jfk and the politics of its moment: https://open.spotify.com/episode/57rDv0n23lnQ5xZIob9wLr?si=0b23ffdca8a34fb0

mark s, Saturday, 30 April 2022 11:56 (three years ago)

i like ganz tho i get why some dont lol (he trolls a lot and he's irritably dismissive of ppl he thinks are idiots, some of whom probably aren't) and i like him partly bcz you can read him or on the podcast hear him thinking thru an idea that's just struck him in real time: here he gets a bit fixated on JFK being pernicious bcz (he claims) it mainstreamed a kind of conspiracy-centred mindset which he (correctly) thinks is bad for historical analysis and (also correctly) is inherently bad politics… where i think he overtstates the case is that this kind of thinking is always always always already a pretty constant pretty mainstream in american culture:
eg https://www.historytoday.com/archive/history-matters/illuminating-conspiracy

stone gets it mainly from the 60s counterculture of course, where it did exhibit some anti-war characteristics (important to his own personal psychodramas) -- this is primarily where the notion that it's a leftwing kneejerk comes from i suppose. QAnon is also marinated in 60s counterculture (and JFK-worship lol); it has curdled as it aged (and as difft wings of boomerdom learn to live with and exchange sensibilities that once clashed)

it occurs to me that cockburn's hostility to conspirary as a mode of analysis upthread at least partly reflects his (cockburn's) battles within the 70s counterculture to establish a politics less inclined to veer off towards reaction -- not that he didn't end up pushing bad CTs of his own in the end (e.g. he became a bit of a climate change truther iirc)

mark s, Saturday, 30 April 2022 13:55 (three years ago)

Ganz speedrunning a conversion to historical materialism as he worked his way through marxists.org was thrilling ngl

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 April 2022 15:47 (three years ago)

I will listen to that podcast, here he is on the Wes Anderson tweet (I haven't watched that film)

i didn't think the french dispatch was that good but i dunno about all that stuff about the fascioid carceral state and so on

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) May 1, 2022

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 1 May 2022 16:26 (three years ago)

yes he wrote a pissy review of it, i think for gawker

mark s, Sunday, 1 May 2022 16:48 (three years ago)

lol this film is so bad (i tried to rewatch it)

mark s, Sunday, 1 May 2022 21:44 (three years ago)

the truth is on your side, bubba!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2022 21:46 (three years ago)

I say "let justice be done, though the heavens fall"!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 May 2022 22:36 (three years ago)

also i for the record: this is the only Stone movie i still truly, genuinely, enjoy & rewatch regularly

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 May 2022 22:37 (three years ago)

otm

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2022 22:46 (three years ago)

you’re close. you’re closer than you think.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 1 May 2022 22:48 (three years ago)

I still enjoy Keith David's soliloquy from "Platoon."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 1 May 2022 22:53 (three years ago)

yeah there are things ~about~ Stone’s movies I still dig, the David speech, or Kilmer as Jim Morrison, or Juliette Lewis singing in the jail cell Natural Born killers … but i dont enjoy rewatching his other movies really at all because his DO YOU SEE tone always drowns out anything else that you might enjoy (imo)

JFK is the only movie that is actually served by, and is better because of his bombasity(?)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:00 (three years ago)

Isn't that do-you-see? tone pretty much embedded into every last line of Kevin Costner's? (Or at least him verbalizing his every thought as he tries to figure stuff out, which amounts to the same thing in the end.)

clemenza, Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:02 (three years ago)

Dis is a coup d'etat. With Lyndon Johnson. WAITING. IN. DA. WINGS.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:04 (three years ago)

xpost yes! that’s what I mean! in JFK the “do you see” tone ~works~

a sensible take would be boring. you NEED the gesticulating-wildly, spittle-mouth red-faced craziness. that is part of the, for me, uh “charm” of this movie.

i dont usually like conspiracy stuff & i don’t think i even buy it with JFK that much

but at the same time, for me, with Kennedy there is just something about that world & the cast of characters & thd venn diagram of interested/wronged parties that i never tire of hearing about.

stone captures the wild parade of spooks & weirdos & i love love love it

i dunno

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:55 (three years ago)

the wild parade of spooks & weirdos--agree that that's the best thing about the film, by far. Unfortunately--for me, anyway; I know I've made this point before on this thread--Costner stops the film cold every time he opens his mouth.

I don't know if don't-you-see is all over Nixon, which I love. I can think of at least one flagrant instance, when the Larry Hagman character is trying to get Nixon to run in '64; Nixon says no one can beat Kennedy, then some guy in the shadows says "But what if Kennedy doesn't run," and everybody exchanges knowing glances.

clemenza, Monday, 2 May 2022 00:25 (three years ago)

hoover watching w cruel satisfaction as leading racehorse unexpectedly collapses

dammit who cooked this steak there’s blood all over my plate

i know what hunt is; i know what he… TRACKS back TO (i actually like this a lot)

difficult listening hour, Monday, 2 May 2022 00:59 (three years ago)

it’s the system!

difficult listening hour, Monday, 2 May 2022 01:01 (three years ago)

Also the scene where Richard Helms's eyes literally turn black:

https://phildellio.tripod.com/cia.jpg

Yeah, I suppose do-you-see is all over Nixon too. But happily, no Kevin Costner.

clemenza, Monday, 2 May 2022 01:15 (three years ago)

Unfortunately--for me, anyway; I know I've made this point before on this thread--Costner stops the film cold every time he opens his mouth.

yeah but the sleaze would lose its thrill without true-hearted Ray Kinsella in the center of the film

brisk money (lukas), Monday, 2 May 2022 03:08 (three years ago)

As I recall it, even though he gave his usual performance on the level of a large lump of unrisen doug, and yet that doughy lump gave the film its vital center of gravity and a breath of sincerity it absolutely required.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 2 May 2022 03:19 (three years ago)

"where i think he overtstates the case is that this kind of thinking is always always always already a pretty constant pretty mainstream in american culture:
eg https://www.historytoday.com/archive/history-matters/illuminating-conspiracy";

Heard this late last night and it was an odd experience because like, everyone knows it's terrible history that is a bunch of conspiracy nutso rants. I did laugh at the JFK historian talking about the length of the Donald Sutherland monologue (the centrepiece of the film, far more than the trial) because yes that is the point in the film you get to thinking it's a high grade entertaining piece of fluff (but also a good piece of film for Stone, I certainly wouldn't bother with anything else he's made) or you try and get more mileage out of the 'terrible with damaging consequences for the state of the nation' theory, which at the moment is based on conversations Ganz had with people he's met. I was struck by how the historian (Alexis, forget her name) or the host didn't really engage much with what Ganz was proposing, which isn't that different from the outrage you used to get at violent film, and how they could incite violent acts. And no one really believes that, bar conservatives.

But it is all chat and maybe when he puts meat on the bones it might read more convincingly.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 May 2022 08:23 (three years ago)

ganz is working on a book abt politics and culture in the 90s and grumpily noted during the pod that he now realised he had to write a JFK chapter lol

to me the point is that there's a larger curdling of various reaches of 60s radicalism -- which stone is certainly adjacent to -- into the bed* of present-day reactionary thinking among boomers in the UK and the US and elsewhere. of course JFK isn't remotely a catalyst outside the US: so i'd want to look for something less parochial as the jumpstart (if it has to have a single jumpstart). i'd be happy maybe to argue that JFK allowed a latent but very widespread tendency towards conspiracy theory in the US political unconscious to manifest as a new kind of cultural coalition, and helped flavour the form it took as the curdling happen. conspiracy theory wasn't remotely and was never far off the mainstream, but maybe as the boomers came of age this is when their version of it (sparked by and against COINTELPRO and MK-ULTRA) began significantly to fuse with the far-right versions? i'd like to see that argument dug into more (ganz already has a model for it in what he calls the "sorelian left", the strand of the french far left at the turn of the century who moved *right* in the wake of the dreyfus affair and WW1: but i haven't really seen himn connect the dots in this specific area… )

rush to judgement was *huge* among 60s counterculture radicalism -- remember the first beatles LP to land in the US, beatlemania, was release just three days after JFK was shot --

*not a mixed metaphor, lots of things can curdle into a bed: cheese for example

mark s, Monday, 2 May 2022 09:35 (three years ago)

lol ignore the beatles paragraph -- i have a theory abt that also (abt kennedy as the lost prince across the water and who the counterculture embraced as replacement daddy) but i meant to delete it as it is NOT WELL FORMED YET and a distraction in this context

mark s, Monday, 2 May 2022 09:38 (three years ago)

I forget if J. Hoberman ever addressed JFK in any of his many published pieces on film + paranoia.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2022 10:12 (three years ago)

he and amy taubin never shut up abt the zapruder footage :)

i probably have the village voice review of JFK in a box somewhere but i don 't remember who the reviewer was (seems p likely it was JH but… )

mark s, Monday, 2 May 2022 10:19 (three years ago)

"to me the point is that there's a larger curdling of various reaches of 60s radicalism -- which stone is certainly adjacent to -- into the bed* of present-day reactionary thinking among boomers in the UK and the US and elsewhere. of course JFK isn't remotely a catalyst outside the US: so i'd want to look for something less parochial as the jumpstart (if it has to have a single jumpstart)."

Yeah I think the podcast got me to see what a trauma this was for Americans. I know it was, but just hearing it hammers the point. As a film it's a truly surrealist jumble of these conspiracy theories ("at the most secret point") with...Cuban gay mafia(??!?!?!) Very glad the editing aspect was mentioned, because that's the heart of why this is worth a bother, and why Ganz needs to write a chapter on it (weirdly I don't think it's a big deal at all, but I'm an ocean away). Because it's good as film, it engages/enrages.

Was thinking that maybe Brexit is the nearest analogue. But I don't know, it doesn't have the true sudden shock of a whole nation mourning, as this was the result of a nation divided. Diana was seen as just off the heart of the establishment, though it has the conspiracy element. Maybe that's why I am really looking forward to the Queen's death so much.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 May 2022 11:30 (three years ago)

it doesn't jumble anything like enough of the conspiracies!

(e.g. no george hickey and his hair-trigger AR-15 in the car behind for example, the funniest and therefore the only good theory imo -- hickey fell over backwards when the motorcade sped up after the first shots, his finger tightened involuntarily and he blew off JFK's head by mistake)

re the mourning: the US was also divided tho (as the movie clumsily shows, costner muttering " i hate this country" when some trolls hoot and holler with deliught in the bar. more interestingly maybe, the counterculture was also divided (at least if you stretch that term to include e.g. malcolm x saying the chickens had come home to roost)

mark s, Monday, 2 May 2022 12:13 (three years ago)

luka/aimless: I think that point has been made on here too, that Costner's blandness is a necessary foil to all the craziness. I've compared him to the Martin Milner character in Sweet Smell of Success; Diane Keaton in the two Godfathers might be another parallel, especially the second, where she's seemingly there to explain stuff we've already figured out.

Would Godfather II be hurt by her absence? I don't think so--I think it'd be an even greater film with a less bland Kay.

clemenza, Monday, 2 May 2022 13:21 (three years ago)

ed asner shd have played garrison (on stilts perhaps since i believe garrison was a beanpole of a man): the milquetoast niceman persona we get is as exhausting after like five seconds as it's implausible (he's a new orleans district attorney ffs)

costner's first line -- when he's told kennedy's been shot -- is like "oh no" in just the weediest squeakiest way. of course some of the problem is that stone has zero sense of humour -- a garrison who was darkly funny abt all this absurd stuff (instead of a nerdily credulous exposition-robot) might have actually been an adequate foil

also more shd have been made of the jacques tati pipe-and-umbrella combo, it's right there and then it's just thrown away (in conclusion jacques tati shd have directed this film, being ten years dead is no bar to it being better than stone's film)

mark s, Monday, 2 May 2022 13:34 (three years ago)

the milquetoast niceman persona we get is as exhausting after like five seconds as it's implausible (he's a new orleans district attorney ffs)

Yes. Remember "I took nine judges on, Deano, right here in New Orleans, and I beat 'em all!"?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2022 13:41 (three years ago)

I was looking for a today-in-history to talk about with a grade 8 class this morning, and it's the 50th anniversary of Hoover's death. (65th anniversary of Joe McCarthy's.) Hoover's quite prominent in Nixon, of course; can't remember how often he's referenced in JFK.

clemenza, Monday, 2 May 2022 15:06 (three years ago)

Monsieur Hulot stumbling into a Clay Shaw sex party would've been a fabulous movie.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2022 15:07 (three years ago)

"Hulot's a real butch john. You'd meet him on the street, you'd never snap. You could go fishing with him, play poker with him, you'd never snap in a million years!"

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2022 15:09 (three years ago)

lol at all the conspirators who "speak five languages" -- not six, not four, but five, evidently the number that most impresses our oliver

mark s, Monday, 2 May 2022 18:17 (three years ago)

Knows phil-lo-so-fee.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2022 18:20 (three years ago)

Conspiracy theorists consider four or five groups, alone or in combination, to be the primary suspects in the assassination of Kennedy: the CIA,[313][314] the military-industrial complex,[313][314] organized crime,[313][314][315] the government of Cuba led by Fidel Castro,[314][315][316] and Cuban exiles.[314] Other domestic individuals, groups, or organizations implicated in various conspiracy theories include Lyndon Johnson,[316][314][315] George H. W. Bush,[314][315] Sam Giancana,[316] Carlos Marcello,[317] J. Edgar Hoover,[315] Earl Warren,[316] the Federal Bureau of Investigation,[314] the United States Secret Service,[314][315] the John Birch Society,[314][315] and far-right wealthy Texans.[314] Some other alleged foreign conspirators includes, the KGB and Nikita Khrushchev,[316][314] Aristotle Onassis,[315] the government of South Vietnam,[318] and international drug lords,[314] including a French heroin syndicate.[318]

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1920x1080/p05lxz1y.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 17:47 (three years ago)

https://spikemagazine.com/reviews/onion.jpg

JRN, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 17:50 (three years ago)

thats right

mark s, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 17:51 (three years ago)

words david ferrie did not say in the early to mid-1960s: "wannabe"

mark s, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 18:09 (three years ago)

"i could give you a false name, but i won't, just call me X" lol im sorry that is also a false name in my opinion

mark s, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 18:30 (three years ago)

if you wannabe my lover
u gotta shoot up my friends

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 18:32 (three years ago)

garrison (squeaky with horror at the chaotic info-dump that agent "X" just unloaded on him): "i can't believe they killed him bcz he wanted to *change* things!"
me (squeaky with exhaustion even tho im watching this dumb movie in half-hour stretches): "yeah they didn't u colossal nincompoop"
agent "X" (not real name apparently): long section late in (longer) info-dump explaining how robert macnamara of all ppl lol was undermining the drive to war

sutherland is fun to watch of course but his character -- this unflappably amused and cynical aristocratic deep throat -- makes no sense (yes i know he's based on fletcher prouty, and yeah, 30 years later prouty does come across more like this in affect on youtube and wherever)

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 17:48 (three years ago)

agent "X" (not real name apparently): "you've become a significant threat to the national security structure! they'd have killed you already bit you've gotta lotta light on you!"
me (eyes rolling down the back mf my head and along the floor): "unlike president john f kennedy in dallas who no one was paying to attention or had even heard of really"
narrator: "he had not become a significant threat to the national security structure"

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 17:54 (three years ago)

words david ferrie did not say in the early to mid-1960s: "wannabe"

― mark s, Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:09 PM (yesterday)

online etymology dictionary traces this one to 1981. clearly david ferrie was sent back in time by the true murderers to throw us off the trail.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:01 (three years ago)

lol ffs the weepy strings on this scene

https://i.imgur.com/56zQw6U.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/95I0y3u.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/aIlN9jm.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:06 (three years ago)

not gnna lie i wanna see the plays clay shaw wrote

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:14 (three years ago)

was really not prepared to find out why people were talking about Jar Jar Binks and JFK

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) May 4, 2022

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:20 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/odvOVBB.png

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:24 (three years ago)

divorce him liz he isn't worth it, get out and save yrself

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:26 (three years ago)

lol this domestic squabble is Q-pilling me to see this movie as verhoeven-level irony

need someone to shop showgirls and jfk into the same poster tbrr

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 18:37 (three years ago)

Don't ever let me watch a movie sitting next to mark s.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:38 (three years ago)

its true i talk non-stop and take pix wth my phone and post them on the internet

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:44 (three years ago)

but dont worry i will never let you do that

mark s, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:44 (three years ago)

do not forget your dying king, mark!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 21:21 (three years ago)

nothing u say can ruin my enjoyment of this movie

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 May 2022 04:15 (three years ago)

What if no one shot JFK and his head just did that?

— Tom Broome-Jones | Black Lives Matter (@TBroomey) August 3, 2017

mark s, Thursday, 5 May 2022 09:36 (three years ago)

more champagne!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2022 10:02 (three years ago)

"sutherland is fun to watch" is part of the key here. Facts and logic will ofc destroy a lot of what he is saying (though not all - war driving growth is a powerful aspect, what with the industry and networks built around defence -- all the way up to billions in contracting in Afghanistan). but it's all delivery, coupled with the hard to believe fact that a lone person could've killed the most powerful person in the world. Sutherland's monologue is a sorta cry for their lot not being as good as they think they are, and the damage of that knowledge.

Around the fourth or fifth time of watching I get round to thinking people can win. Maybe in the end we could get out of this prison.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 May 2022 10:20 (three years ago)

back on my bullshit = being correct abt how dumb and bad this movie is

now watching the last hour (i had to take a big time out from the nonsense one week ago): back in to discover johnny carson was also in on the fix, literally the only person not in the conspiracy was garrison bcz he's so milkily annoying

mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 13:38 (three years ago)

i do remember exactly where i was when i heard the news of rfk's assassination: i was at the kitchen table in a little welsh farmhouse where we went every year for our summer holiday, listening to dad's little portable radio… tho all i remember is sounds of muffled shouting and chaos, like the bbc radio new was broadcasting live from the scene

i also remember that this occurred during the broadcast on the same radio -- which i listened to at the same kitchen table -- of the moon landing: as my memory has it, it went "giant step for mankind", muffled shouting, shots, chaos…

stone shd make a movie abt THAT when sirhan sirhan gets out, sirhan can play buzz aldrin

mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 13:54 (three years ago)

tommy lee jones shd wear this wig in all his movies tbf

mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 13:57 (three years ago)

^ that's right (for a change)

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 14:31 (three years ago)

feel like this summing up (which doesn't once mention clay shaw) is not going to do the work of convicting clay shaw

mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 15:03 (three years ago)

not guilty (good verdict)

mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 15:11 (three years ago)

Can we please go back to posting random bits of dialogue now that Mark S is done watching?

Best movie ever.

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:49 (three years ago)

Can we do them from memory, though?

Kevin Costner: what I’m saying is that in order for the government’s theory about the assassination of JFK, née John Fitzgerald Kennedy, our nation’s favorite son, to make sense, we must prescribe to what i am calling Magic Bullet Time theory, which is actually quite interesting if true. Roll the footage

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:53 (three years ago)

The government's gonna jump all over your head, mark, and go "cock-a-doodle-doo!" Good day, sir!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:53 (three years ago)

Costner: I don’t like the looks of this one bit. Let’s put some grits on the iron and keep the coffee coming honey, there’s gonna be some paperwork filed tonight

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:55 (three years ago)

xp That's what I mean.

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:56 (three years ago)

That is precisely the point of a loooong JFK thread.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:58 (three years ago)

this Oswald character, I agree that he must have been involved. But here's the thing -- I don't think he acted alone.

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 18:32 (three years ago)

It's JFK's fault.

i wrote about a specific style of fandom-led conspiracy thinking that has become quietly quite popular over the last 10 years and is now making its highly public debut! https://t.co/hpZpqmGR6J

— Kaitlyn Tiffany (@kait_tiffany) May 17, 2022

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 21:16 (three years ago)

xyzzzz ain't got no reason to lie, he already in ILX!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 21:24 (three years ago)

When you’re taking about the greatness of John Candy, never sleep on his role in JFK: “The government’s gonna jump all over your head, Jimbo, and go cock-a-doodle-doo.” pic.twitter.com/3XgLh6Mrzr

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) May 18, 2022

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2022 06:40 (three years ago)

"Ya got the right ta-ta but the wrong ho-ho" may be the greatest line in movie history.

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2022 10:06 (three years ago)

stop eatin' that crab meat and listen!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 May 2022 10:08 (three years ago)

like i told the fbi: that call was a figment of my imagination!

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 May 2022 15:43 (three years ago)

All I wanted to be was a Catholic priest

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 May 2022 09:39 (three years ago)

If it's a suicide, I seen weirder, Jim.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 May 2022 09:41 (three years ago)

The president has been shot! He has been taken to a hospital but he is going to make it. Johnson will carry out the responsibilities of president until Jack is able to recover. We really dodged a bullet there, boys

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 14:54 (three years ago)

Why don't we drop this subject. It's one thing to engage in badinage with all these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be So. Easily. Misunderstood.

ArchCarrier, Saturday, 21 May 2022 16:41 (three years ago)

More champagne!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 May 2022 16:53 (three years ago)

Here's to the New Frontier. Camelot in smithereens. I'll drink to that.

ArchCarrier, Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:01 (three years ago)

I've seen enough in this place to write a book.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:07 (three years ago)

A week after the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy in November 1963, Kennedy's widow, Jackie Kennedy, was interviewed by Theodore H. White, an interview that ran in the December 1963 issue of Life magazine. In the interview, Jackie stated that the show's original cast recording had been a favorite bedtime listening for her husband (who had been Lerner's classmate at Harvard University),[16] and that his favorite lines were in the final number: "Don't let it be forgot/ That once there was a spot/ For one brief, shining moment/ That was known as Camelot".[17] She also made a direct comparison to the Camelot storyline, saying, "There'll be great presidents again... but there'll never be another Camelot." The veracity of her claim about her husband's love of Camelot has been disputed.[18]

>:(

mark s, Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:09 (three years ago)

I always lock my files!

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Monday, 23 May 2022 14:33 (three years ago)

Don't fuck this one up!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 May 2022 14:48 (three years ago)

There's a lot of smoke there, but there's some fire.

peace, man, Wednesday, 25 May 2022 11:32 (three years ago)

this murder of JFK...you better believe it's gonna make the papers tomorrow morning, boys

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 15:45 (three years ago)

Grace, put another kettle on the oven. I think me and the boys have some more work to do tonight at this kitchen table

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 15:46 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Suddenly got curious about what movie Lee Harvey Oswald was watching when he was arrested. Turns out to be WAR IS HELL (1961) which is now, incredibly, a lost film. This conspiracy goes all the way to the top!

— Shadowplay (@dcairns) June 10, 2022

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 13 June 2022 10:01 (three years ago)

five months pass...

Look at how close they got to De Gaulle.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:18 (two years ago)

to xyzzz's point:

I'm watching JFK again months after I revisited ORDINARY PEOPLE & KLUTE & my goodness, we really don't talk about Donald Sutherland remotely enough, do we?

What he can do in a scene - even just a key line read like "what did *we* think?" in ORDINARY PEOPLE - wow. pic.twitter.com/Z9qNqbBeT7

— Jen Johans (@FilmIntuition) November 21, 2022

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:23 (two years ago)

Forget supporting actor. Sutherland deserved to win fucking best picture in 1991

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:27 (two years ago)

With Edward G. Robinson he's the best actor never to earn an Oscar nomination.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:30 (two years ago)

Surprising...Should have been up for Invasion of the Body Snatchers, though they'd never give an acting nomination to a film like that.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:44 (two years ago)

Robert De Niro – Raging Bull as Jake LaMottadouble-dagger
Robert Duvall – The Great Santini as Lt. Col. Wilbur "Bull" Meechum
John Hurt – The Elephant Man as Joseph Merrick
Jack Lemmon – Tribute as Scottie Templeton
Peter O'Toole – The Stunt Man as Eli Cross

Should've slipped into this lineup as well. Preferably over De Niro.

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:48 (two years ago)

Preferably over De Niro and Lemmon. Nominate him twice.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:53 (two years ago)

no word yet, but they say it’s in the head.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 01:49 (two years ago)

we got out near the geese, and only then did we realize we had forgotten our shotguns! stupid right? so, uh, of course, we didn’t get any geese.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 02:05 (two years ago)

what is the matter with this family hahaha???

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 02:45 (two years ago)

Didn't Hoover say something about leaves falling in November?

omar little, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 03:00 (two years ago)

as a former fbi man, it’s— it’s difficult to accept this.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 03:01 (two years ago)

what is the matter with this family hahaha???

― difficult listening hour,

one of Oswald's charmingest moments

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 03:05 (two years ago)

Vietnam started for real and there was an air of, I dunno, make believe.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 03:30 (two years ago)

Dulles, by the way, was General Y's benefactor.

I got out in '64. Resigned my commission.

omar little, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 05:14 (two years ago)

Dey should give'em a a medal for killin' Kennedy!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 19:26 (two years ago)

Gary Oldman no longer believes Stone’s conspiracy theories but he did at the time of the movie. So did I but I was 17 to be fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP50JfsJ9zU

piscesx, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 20:03 (two years ago)

Ah always lock mah files!

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 20:16 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Watching this movie for the first time. Is this off the record, Daddy-O?

Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:06 (two years ago)

Cockle-doodle-doo!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:10 (two years ago)

i got no reason to lie to you. i'm already in jail.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:18 (two years ago)

People like to act more important than they are. Especially in the….homosexual underworld.

omar little, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:20 (two years ago)

Time just stands still he-ah. Like a snake. Sunnin' itself on the road.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:24 (two years ago)

this is a truly insane thread

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:29 (two years ago)

reactionary proto-Q movie is good because it’s entertaining

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:38 (two years ago)

this is a truly insane thread

― k3vin k., Monday, January 2, 2023

Very, very few people know about this, okay

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:41 (two years ago)

As crazy as your mama

omar little, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:43 (two years ago)

The way some ilxors drop quotes from this movie, fully expecting that everyone else on the thread will instantly recognize the quote and know what scene it references, not quoting to to make any point, but simply for the communal enjoyment of recalling that scene to mind, reminds me of how deep-dyed fans of The Princess Bride communicate with one another.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:45 (two years ago)

Somebody's got to tell the truth around here, Aimless, cuz the Government sure ain't doing it.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:48 (two years ago)

I'm not sure why you're here playing Sam Scold.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:48 (two years ago)

this conversation is best kept out of the everyday bustle of this board

omar little, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:49 (two years ago)

It'll be off the record, omar. A quiet little chat between gentlemen.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:51 (two years ago)

We're going to Antoine's with the kids!

omar little, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 01:59 (two years ago)

Nah, not scolding. anyone can see that all you are doing is what I described, sharing communal enjoyment among a group who clearly has watched it so often they've memorized large parts of the script and take delight in quoting it. but yes, I knew that drawing a parallel with the princess bride would draw a wince, because fans of JFK probably loathe it, but the parallel is apt in terms of behavior.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 02:01 (two years ago)

we’re thru the looking glass here people

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 02:14 (two years ago)

That's some bullet.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 02:22 (two years ago)

Aimless, have you never done this sort of thing yourself?

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 02:52 (two years ago)

(searches memory) To the best of my recollection, no.

But you must consider that a) I am on the more extreme end of the introvert scale, b) I spent a very large amount of my 20s totally wrapped up in poetry, greek and latin literature, instead of popular culture, and c) for all the past 36 years my life has been so involved with various family crises that popular culture has only reached me indirectly, to the point where, although I know Madonna exists, you could play me any song by Madonna and I couldn't connect her name to it. Yes, I am that much of an oddity.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 04:21 (two years ago)

I'm pretty sure I need not say more than what I said above, but I feel compelled to add that unlike the vast majority of ilxors, when I was growing up there were no VCRs, no cable movie channels, so the phenomenon of watching and rewatching favorite movies to surfeit simply didn't exist, and first through non-existence, then poverty, and then bychoice I have quite literally never had cable television or streaming in any home where I've lived up to the present minute.

This is not a brag. I understand that this places me well outside the bounds of cultural norms. That's neither a feature nor a bug in my estimate. It just makes me abnormal in a way that I find very acceptable and doesn't seem to adversely affect my general well-being. I wish the continual family crises hadn't been so central to my life, but I don't really miss the presumed benefits of having consumed mass quantities of popular culture, post-1972. I get along OK.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 05:12 (two years ago)

do you remember any of the poetry

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 05:35 (two years ago)

I presume if I'd listened to the same poetry as often as I've heard ad jingles and Beatles songs, I'd have it burned in pretty deeply. But I read it instead. I learned a lot about how it operates and how to write it. But I wasn't memorizing it, no. That wasn't my interest.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 05:42 (two years ago)

Anyway, carry on with Kevin, Tommy Lee, Joe Pesci and the gang.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 05:46 (two years ago)

"As a matter of fact I don't even own a TV"

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 05:59 (two years ago)

Good for you. I own one and watch it, too. May I just say that lives can be very complicated and your desire to cram me into a simple slot has more to do with your need to stop thinking than any connection to my life.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 06:07 (two years ago)

"among a group who clearly has watched it so often they've memorized large parts of the script and take delight in quoting it."

I've watched the whole thing twice. Maybe three times. And I don't know anything about The Princess Bride. Maybe it's you know that should stop trying to draw conclusions about others and what's happening.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 08:49 (two years ago)

i dreamt last night that the cause of jfk's assassination was bob-a-job week

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, October 15, 2003 5:52 PM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still the only good theory imo

― mark s, Friday, 17 May 2019 15:02 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't make me tap the sign

― mark s, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 14:23 (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

also

― mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 15:27 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

☝️☝️☝️

mark s, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 10:58 (two years ago)

It was wrong the first time.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:00 (two years ago)

That's some bullet.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:02 (two years ago)

The telephones didn't work to keep the wrong stories from spreading if anything went wrong with the plan.

peace, man, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:05 (two years ago)

Do ppl like The Doors as much as JFK? Same year and similar approaches (use of name actors in minor roles, cutaways, monolithic deification of flawed 60s figures). I wanted nothing to do with either one at the time. I've since seen The Doors in bits and pieces and it seems just bad and not that entertaining.

Kevin's not entirely wrong though:

reactionary proto-Q movie is good because it’s entertaining

Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:26 (two years ago)

It's a terrible film, and not entertaining.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:29 (two years ago)

JFK is The Doors perfected.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:29 (two years ago)

They both also seem very sloppy/ugly. My wife noticed sets in JFK with furniture that was so 80s/90s. Ppl in The Doors look like they could step immediately into Singles without a costume change.

Unfairport Convention (PBKR), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:40 (two years ago)

Why don't we drop this subject. It's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood.

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:41 (two years ago)

I've noticed no incongruity with the visual design. But I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table. I often have a friend sit at one end while I sit at the othah. It's precisely the point of a looong dining table.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:45 (two years ago)

xp (which is to say, there isn't a single out of context quote in this thread as pointless and annoying as someone adapting a lateral lisp and interjecting "inconceivable!")

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 13:47 (two years ago)

ftr sometimes when i post a decontextualized line from a movie i am trying to get people to notice thematic or metaphorical resonance context tends to camouflage, as here--

we got out near the geese, and only then did we realize we had forgotten our shotguns! stupid right? so, uh, of course, we didn’t get any geese.

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, November 22, 2022 4:05 PM bookmarkflaglink

--but admittedly this thread tends to be an exception lol

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:20 (two years ago)

Wise buncha birds!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:32 (two years ago)

there were thousands of them, all over the place, but, uh, you couldn't approach 'em

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:35 (two years ago)

(untouchable, man)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:35 (two years ago)

Forget it, Aimless, it's ILXtown.

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:40 (two years ago)

but, uh, you couldn't approach 'em

I really dig how Pesci looks solemn while saying this line, like he's swallowed his own bullshit about the birds.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:44 (two years ago)

i been working with mice, yknow, trying to come up with a cure

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:51 (two years ago)

Man, Pesci had the run for a moment there.

https://i.imgur.com/jOyaV7s.png

pplains, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 15:54 (two years ago)

Wise buncha birds!

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Completely irresponsible waxwing birds 🐦🐦🐦 tend to eat fermented fruit and then lie drunk on the sidewalks.

Wise passers-by collect them and put them in a safe place until they sober up. pic.twitter.com/jff6nuv2nw

— State of Poland 🇵🇱 (@StateOfPoland) January 9, 2023

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 22:48 (two years ago)

four months pass...

Yikes

https://variety.com/2023/film/global/jfk-assassination-viggo-mortensen-shia-labeouf-david-mamet-1235612087/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 00:19 (two years ago)

What am I reading.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:06 (two years ago)

two months pass...

deranged movie. makes a good counterpart piece to oppenheimer

LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Monday, 24 July 2023 12:38 (two years ago)

Please don't make me watch it

xyzzzz__, Monday, 24 July 2023 13:06 (two years ago)

Just a quiet chat between gentlemen.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 July 2023 13:42 (two years ago)

The most audacious film to be produced by a Hollywood studio in the last 50 years. Robertson’s cinematography is astounding, as is the editing.

Producer/financier/former Israeli weapons smuggler Arnon Milchan is currently knee-deep in Netanyahu’s corruption trial. I remember once boarding an airplane, probably not too long after this film came out, and noticed a man in the first row who was flanked by two Dobermans he had purchased the adjoining seats for. My father leaned over and told me it was Milchan

beamish13, Monday, 24 July 2023 14:44 (two years ago)

one month passes...

We're going back into the case. The murder of the President.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jfk-assassination-witness-breaks-silence-142858952.html

The Warren Commission decided that one of the bullets fired that day struck the president from behind, exited from the front of his throat and continued on to hit Connally, somehow managing to injure his back, chest, wrist and thigh. It seemed incredible that a single bullet could do all that, so skeptics called it the magic bullet theory.

Investigators came to that conclusion partly because the bullet was found on a stretcher believed to have held Connally at Parkland Memorial Hospital, so they assumed it had exited his body during efforts to save his life. But Landis, who was never interviewed by the Warren Commission, said that is not what happened.

In fact, he said, he was the one who found the bullet — and he found it not in the hospital near Connally but in the presidential limousine lodged in the back of the seat behind where Kennedy was sitting.

When he spotted the bullet after the motorcade arrived at the hospital, he said he grabbed it to thwart souvenir hunters. Then, for reasons that still seem fuzzy even to him, he said he entered the hospital and placed it next to Kennedy on the president’s stretcher, assuming it could somehow help doctors figure out what happened. At some point, he now guesses, the stretchers must have been pushed together, and the bullet was shaken from one to another.

“There was nobody there to secure the scene, and that was a big, big bother to me,” Landis said. “All the agents that were there were focused on the president.” A crowd was gathering. “This was all going on so quickly. And I was just afraid that — it was a piece of evidence, that I realized right away. Very important. And I didn’t want it to disappear or get lost. So it was, ‘Paul, you’ve got to make a decision,’ and I grabbed it.’”

Landis theorizes that the bullet struck Kennedy in the back but for some reason was undercharged and did not penetrate deeply, therefore popping back out before the president’s body was removed from the limousine.

omar little, Monday, 11 September 2023 00:08 (two years ago)

~deep exhale, pinches bridge of nose~

see that’s the thing with this whole bag of cats now: the explanations are always somehow even dumber than the crackpot theories

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 September 2023 00:24 (two years ago)

Stop eatin' that crab meat, VegGrrl, and listen!

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 September 2023 00:24 (two years ago)

"it's my belief that the bullet was already embedded in the backseat of the car when Kennedy got in, and when he sat back it was pushed into him. i heard him say ow, what's that?"

omar little, Monday, 11 September 2023 00:25 (two years ago)

dammit liz i've been sleepin for three sixty years!

omar little, Monday, 11 September 2023 00:35 (two years ago)

lmao

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 September 2023 00:38 (two years ago)

I'm in my 40's, so I'll have shuffled off this mortal coil by then. But I'm telling my eight-year-old son to keep himself physically fit, so that one glorious September morning, in 2023...

omar little, Monday, 11 September 2023 00:40 (two years ago)

never in the history of warfare has there been a bullet this ridiculous!

difficult listening hour, Monday, 11 September 2023 00:44 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5YOiaBq3KI

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 September 2023 01:52 (two years ago)

(2m 37s in that clip)

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 September 2023 01:53 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Coming soon to 4K UHD from Shout Select

JFK (1991) 4K UHD #4KUltraHD #4K #Bluray #PhysicalMedia #Movie #Movies #Film #Cinema #FilmTwitter #JFK #KevinCostner pic.twitter.com/TuWhdNh4i4

— Dawn of The Discs (@dawnofthediscs) October 2, 2023

peanut filibuster parfait (Eric H.), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:11 (two years ago)

According to the site:

RUN-TIME
205 / 188 min


So here’s hoping we are getting the theatrical version in 4K

peanut filibuster parfait (Eric H.), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:14 (two years ago)

Camelot in smithereens!

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 October 2023 19:27 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

I don't think John Williams is given enough credit for this film's score. It's traditional American epic by way of Morricone's score for The Thing. It really gives a sinister, eerie undercurrent to so many of the scenes. It's off-kilter, and elsewhere when he engages in some patriotic marching band motifs, it morphs into a horror score (like the opening assassination scene.)

omar little, Sunday, 29 October 2023 16:56 (one year ago)

Fuck yeah!

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 October 2023 17:15 (one year ago)

i missed the 4K announcement somehow. Lord, wake me. I must be dreaming.

omar little, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:39 (one year ago)

Unfortunately, that set's theatrical release is only BR, not 4K, but honestly, that's still better than I'd hoped for given Stone's preference for the idiotic director's cut.

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:31 (one year ago)

I haven't seen this film since it came out. I've gone down the Dave Emory rabbit hole, I feel like I should rewatch this and also watch JFK Revisited.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:38 (one year ago)

the director's cut really is pointless, all of the additional conspiracy backstory stuff feels so blatantly extraneous, and i actually think unlike a lot of DCs where there's gold mixed in with runtime padding, there's absolutely zero added value to the film from any of it.

omar little, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 21:44 (one year ago)

I dunno.

We got back from touring a distillery this afternoon and I was in the office restroom, standing in the common space buckling my belt, stifling the urge to go, "Mr. Garrison! Mr. Garrison! I have something for you!"

pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2023 03:26 (one year ago)

Like the directors cut, your encounter could’ve been a half hour shorter

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Thursday, 9 November 2023 03:33 (one year ago)

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/friend-secret-cia-agent-think-190000508.html

this theory is LIT

omar little, Monday, 20 November 2023 16:51 (one year ago)

^^ the woman who's the subject of that book would be fascinating regardless of any connections to the JFK assassination, but her admission that she was in Dallas that day and flew out immediately after the assassination is hugely implicating!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 20 November 2023 18:54 (one year ago)

holy shit! yeah i love this one

jerrie cobb is legit incredible even without this, can confirm
(also any fans of For All Mankind tv show she was the basis for Molly Cobb’s character)

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 November 2023 19:01 (one year ago)

babushka lady all set to fly oswald INTO SPACE

^^my take

mark s, Monday, 20 November 2023 19:38 (one year ago)

The Texas theater (theater they arrested Oswald) has an absolutely amazing itinerary for JFK assassination 60th anniversary. pic.twitter.com/LDmCwV2sCj

— pugmane 🦃 🐾 🐛 🥫 (@pugmane) November 19, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 November 2023 19:52 (one year ago)

I think the only way to read the warren report is a hallucinatory late-night session

Her book even builds a convincing case for Jerrie being a CIA agent with the cryptonym QJWIN, whose role was to recruit killers for an assassination squad that originally targeted Congolese prime minister Patrice Lumumba.

She is anxious to point out, though, that hers is not a “case closed” type of book, saying: “Books that claim to have those answers are probably not as credible as books that present the evidence and let people decide.”

I have decided this is insane, but amazing.

omar little, Monday, 20 November 2023 20:09 (one year ago)

Babushka Lady sort of fucked up really, getting caught on camera dressed up all like a CIA op in a tan trench coat, calmly stood on the grassy knoll - while all other bystanders had hit the deck!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 20 November 2023 20:24 (one year ago)

I was thinking about all this shit yesterday as I finally finished off The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 20 November 2023 20:28 (one year ago)

one of the best books table has recommended

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 November 2023 20:58 (one year ago)

I hope you like squab!

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 November 2023 01:29 (one year ago)

How was your mousse?

omar little, Thursday, 23 November 2023 02:49 (one year ago)

“Frankie!”

active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 04:05 (one year ago)

don’t you— don’t you think THIS has something to do with THAT?

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 23 November 2023 07:57 (one year ago)

i promise [grits teeth] i'll make more time for jasper

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 23 November 2023 10:45 (one year ago)

My life is fucked, Liz! And yours is, too!

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 November 2023 10:51 (one year ago)

in fact, i admired president kennedy. a man of true panache. wife with impeccable taste. [brief cut to liz at ruined brunch]

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 23 November 2023 10:56 (one year ago)

Christopher Wallace 🐊
@Wallace_Chris12
DeSantis is our generations JFK
He’s

- A family man
- Faithful to his wife
- Young gun who brings energy to the party

I see no reason why we shouldn’t nominate DeSantis

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JFK was not faithful to his wife

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 23 November 2023 11:30 (one year ago)

Ask not if my party can bring the young gun with the energy...

pplains, Thursday, 23 November 2023 16:11 (one year ago)

The only reason to get him on Elm is you got him in a triangulated crossfire. You put a team there down at the fence. Frontal shot. Flat, low trajectory. Put a third team down in this building on a low floor. When Kennedy gets in the kill zone, it's a turkey shoot.

omar little, Thursday, 23 November 2023 20:18 (one year ago)

That's a Texas Live Oak, boss. It sheds its leaves the first week of March.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 November 2023 20:32 (one year ago)

six months pass...

I'm not with the Agency, Mr. Garrison,
and I assume if you've come this
far, what I have to say interests
you. But I'm not going to name names,
or tell you who or what I represent.
Except to say - you're close, you're
closer than you think...

Rich E. (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 June 2024 17:22 (one year ago)

Please don't make me watch it

― xyzzzz__, Monday, July 24, 2023 9:06 AM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

well?

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 17:24 (one year ago)

now doesn't this seem to you a rather strange place for a communist to spend his spare time?

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 20 June 2024 17:50 (one year ago)

In 1961, right after the Bay of Pigs--very few people know this--I participated in drawing up National Security Action Memos 55, 56, 57. These are documents classified top secret. In them, Kennedy told Gen. Lemnitzer, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, that from here on, the Joint Chiefs would be wholly responsible for all covert paramilitary action in peacetime. This ended the reign of the CIA. Splintered it into 1,000 pieces, as JFK promised he would. And now he was ordering the military to help him do it. Unprecedented! I can't tell you the shock waves this sent along the corridors of power. This and the firing of Allen Dulles, Richard Bissell, and Gen. Charles Cabell. All were sacred cows in intel since World War II.

omar little, Thursday, 20 June 2024 20:00 (one year ago)

One hell of a performance delivering all of that so naturally, so *knowingly*

omar little, Thursday, 20 June 2024 20:01 (one year ago)

Or the shrug with which he delivers the line, "I knew Allen Dulles very well, I used to debrief him..."

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 20:03 (one year ago)

This specific stretch, as John Williams’ score swells, gets me every time:

Now this is significant, because it
is standard operating procedure,
especially in a known hostile city
like Dallas, to supplement the Secret
Service. Even if we had not allowed
the bubbletop to be removed from the
limousine, we'd've put at least 100
to 200 agents on the sidewalks,
without question! There'd already
been several attempts on de Gaulle's
life in France. Only a month before
in Dallas UN Ambassador Adlai
Stevenson had been spit on and hit.
We'd have arrived days ahead of time,
studied the route, checked all the
buildings...
We never would've allowed all those
wide-open empty windows overlooking
Dealey... never... We would have
had our own snipers covering the
area. The moment a window went up
they'd have been on the radio. We
would've been watching the crowds -
packages, rolled up newspapers, a
coat over an arm, never would have
let a man open an umbrella along the
way - Never would've allowed that
limousine to slow down to 10 miles
per hour, much less take that unusual
curve at Houston and Elm.

Rich E. (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 June 2024 22:59 (one year ago)

Gonna pour a glass of wine and watch this scene.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 23:20 (one year ago)

The reason the performance works so well is just the pure authority of his tale, coupled with the weary bemused air of, "look this is what happened, it's true, take it or leave it, I care only this much, but I DO care." He sells it so well. The pure sanity of that character. He grounds the entire thing, and single-handedly sells it.

omar little, Thursday, 20 June 2024 23:25 (one year ago)

yeah, he sells a character who still has shreds of humanity and actually hopes Garrison could crack the case -- until those precious few seconds when he sizes him up and says, dead-eyed, "I just hope you get a break."

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 23:28 (one year ago)

He gave the best performance of the Ordinary People quartet: this big clumsy lummox who wants to love but can't.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 23:33 (one year ago)

We would have arrived days ahead, studied the route, checked all the buildings. Never would have allowed all those wide-open windows overlooking Dealy Plaza, never!

We would have had our own snipers covering the area the minute a window went up! They would have been on the radio.

We would have been watching the building, checking for baggage, coat under the arms... Never would have allowed a man to open an umbrella along the way!

Never would have allowed the car to slow down to 11 miles an hour, much less take that unusual curve at Houston and Elm!

You would have felt an army presence on the streets that day. But none of this happened. It was a violation of the most basic protection code we have, and it's an indication of a massive plot based in Dallas.

<3 <3 <3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 June 2024 01:40 (one year ago)

oops sorry i didnt realize it had already been posted

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 June 2024 01:40 (one year ago)

army intel had a “harvey lee oswald” on file… but all those files have been destroyed.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 21 June 2024 07:34 (one year ago)

well?

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Still good

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2024 08:22 (one year ago)

Or the shrug with which he delivers the line, "I knew Allen Dulles very well, I used to debrief him..."

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2024 bookmarkflaglink

In his house, many a time..

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2024 08:23 (one year ago)

you know how many helicopters have been lost in vietnam? about five thousand. who makes them? bell helicopter. who owns bell? well, bell was nearly bankrupt when the first national bank of boston asked the cia to develop a helicopter for indochina use. how about the f-111 fighter? general dynamics, fort worth, texas. who owns that? find out the defense budget since the war began. seventy-five, going on a hundred billion. nearly two hundred billion will be spent before it's over. in 1949 it was ten billion. no war. no money.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 21 June 2024 08:35 (one year ago)

The organizing principle of any society, Mr. Garrison...is for war. The authority of the state over its people resides in its war powers.

Kennedy wanted to end the Cold War in his second term. He wanted to call off the moon race and cooperate with the Soviets. He signed a treaty to ban nuclear testing. He refused to invade Cuba in 1962. He set out to withdraw from Vietnam.

But all that ended on the 22nd of November, 1963.

Since 1961, they knew Kennedy was not going to war in Southeast Asia. Like Caesar, he is surrounded by enemies. Something's underway, but it has no face. Yet, everybody in the loop knows.

omar little, Friday, 21 June 2024 08:49 (one year ago)

watched that scene again this morning, i mean his eyes, his face, where he's looking, when

masterful

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2024 08:52 (one year ago)

everything is cellularized. no one has said, "he must die." there's been no vote; nothing's on paper. there's no one to blame. it's as old as the... crucifixion. a military firing squad: five bullets, one blank, no one's guilty. because everyone in the power structure who knows anything has plausible deniability. there are no compromising connections except at the most secret point.

but what's paramount! is that it must succeed. no matter how many die, no matter how much it costs, the perpetrators must be on the winning side, and never subject to prosecution for anything, by anyone. that is a coup d'etat.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 21 June 2024 09:07 (one year ago)

-- i can't believe it. they killed him-- because he wanted-- to change things.

-- ...

-- in our time.

-- well they've been doing it all through history--

-- in our country.

-- kings are killed, mr. garrison! politics is power! nothing more!

difficult listening hour, Friday, 21 June 2024 09:09 (one year ago)

Those of us who'd been in secret ops since the beginning knew the Warren Commission was fiction, but there was something...deeper. Uglier.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 June 2024 09:16 (one year ago)

-- i knew allen dulles very well; i briefed him many a time in his house. but i can't for the life of me understand why dulles was appointed to investigate kennedy's death: the man who'd fired him. dulles, by the way, was general y's benefactor. i got out in '64. resigned my commission.

-- i never realized kennedy was so dangerous to the establishment.

-- ...

-- is that y?

difficult listening hour, Friday, 21 June 2024 09:24 (one year ago)

"it's as old as the... crucifixion"

It sure the is!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 June 2024 09:43 (one year ago)

You liberal, you don't know shit 'cause you never been fucked in the ass.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 June 2024 11:35 (one year ago)

one month passes...

I always lock my files!

― Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Monday, May 23, 2022 10:33 AM

for some reason this line has had me rofling all morning

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:12 (one year ago)

whaddaya mean you're gonna write a book

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:15 (one year ago)

I'd ask Guy. We were friendly. Heart attack?

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:18 (one year ago)

Well, he likes to work near his old pals.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:20 (one year ago)

We are standing in the heart of the US government's intelligence community in New Orleans. That's the FBI. That's the CIA. That's the Secret Service. That's the ONI. Isn't this a strange place for a Communist to spend his spare time?

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:23 (one year ago)

Didn't Hoover say something about that? The leaves had fallen off in November?

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:25 (one year ago)

yeah, hell yeah, i mean everybody knewabuh… everybody! yknow, they were all part of the netwoik!

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:38 (one year ago)

You are so naive.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:39 (one year ago)

oswald?

yeah.

yeah what—

he was there too.

he was there—

[sudden no-big-deal voice] yeah, he was there!

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:44 (one year ago)

One guy. I don't know who. Big. White hair. I saw him in the office once. He looked out of place. You know, a society guy. Can't remember his name, but Oswald was with him. He had something to do with money, because Banister never kissed ass...but he kissed his. Clay something. That was his name. Clay....

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 16:47 (one year ago)

four weeks pass...

The "three shots in 5 and a half seconds" is on the face of it(*) one of the most convincing and objective problems with the lone gunman theory. But in the film when Garrison times the test shooting and he says it takes "between 6, 7 seconds" - if you time it it's actually under five and half seconds for all three shots! And under six seconds even if you count from when Garrison says "go".

(*) if the first or third shots missed then it's no longer a problem.

ledge, Thursday, 22 August 2024 12:32 (one year ago)

FBI tried two sets of tests. Not one sharpshooter could match Oswald's performance. Not one.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 August 2024 12:47 (one year ago)

this presumes he was even aiming for that motorcade tbf

tuah dĂŠ danann (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 August 2024 13:44 (one year ago)

this is why the babushka lady never came forward

mark s, Thursday, 22 August 2024 14:11 (one year ago)

Counter-arguments: Dealey Plaza is much smaller in person than you think it is. Also even if you're a mediocre Goldeneye player, I'm certain you can make the low-speed headshot in JFK Reloaded. Hell, I made it and I didn't even grow up around firearms.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 24 August 2024 23:23 (one year ago)

If ya believe what ya read in the papahs.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 August 2024 10:54 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

They shot him on TV!

Touchdown, Friday, 20 September 2024 21:17 (one year ago)

-maybe i just have a little more RESPECT, for the united states GOVERNMENT, than—

-MY GOD.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 21 September 2024 00:07 (one year ago)

We are going to trial, y'all! What the hell do we really got? Oswald, Ruby, Banister and Ferrie are dead. Maybe Shaw is an agent. I don't know. But as a covert operator...he is wide open for blackmail because of his ho-mo-sex-u-ality.

omar little, Saturday, 21 September 2024 00:34 (one year ago)

Laurie Metcalf is secret MVP imo

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2024 00:37 (one year ago)

For some reason I’ve had her line “where he lives as hiiigh on the hog as he ever has” stuck in my head lately.

orifex, Saturday, 21 September 2024 01:30 (one year ago)

ordinary people: they’uh blacklisted for having leftist affiliations!

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 21 September 2024 01:33 (one year ago)

Boss. Maybe you're bein' a bit hard on Bill.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2024 01:36 (one year ago)

Or a cover up, Jesus Billl!

Touchdown, Saturday, 21 September 2024 04:03 (one year ago)

You a goddamn liberal Mr. Garrison, you don't know shit cuz you never been fucked in the ass!

bbq, Saturday, 21 September 2024 04:09 (one year ago)

the look she gives Clay Shaw during his interview

omar little, Saturday, 21 September 2024 17:57 (one year ago)

…and you Ms Cox. It’s been most pleasant.

Touchdown, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 20:40 (one year ago)

Ah wish to extend to each of you and to each of your families mah best wishes for a happy Eastuh

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 20:45 (one year ago)

See that?!

omar little, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 20:58 (one year ago)

meanwhile, poor Liz, waiting for HOURS

omar little, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 20:58 (one year ago)

you've never spoken to me like that, Jim Garrison

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 20:59 (one year ago)

That could not be done.

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Thursday, 26 September 2024 20:36 (one year ago)

I can't believe a man as smart as (Fuck) Earle Warren ever read what was in those volumes.

Touchdown, Thursday, 26 September 2024 21:28 (one year ago)

Well....maybe you're right

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2024 21:33 (one year ago)

That could not be done.

there would be no safe place for you. we’re not law enforcement officers.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 27 September 2024 03:29 (one year ago)

To frame him..obviously

Touchdown, Thursday, 3 October 2024 21:39 (one year ago)

If you got a brain in that thick skull of yours, listen to me. Listen real hard.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 October 2024 21:42 (one year ago)

But, as a covert operator in my book, he is wide open for blackmail because of his h o m osexuality.

Touchdown, Friday, 4 October 2024 22:06 (one year ago)

Hell, $20 each time, and it aint no secret

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 01:31 (one year ago)

Really?

What part?

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2024 01:49 (one year ago)

don't you think this has something to do with that? can't you see?

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 04:12 (one year ago)

I suppose I could use a pot of hot coffee and a few packs of Luckys.

Touchdown, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 18:55 (one year ago)

Sad thing is the way it's screwin' up this country, all these hippies runnin' around on drugs, the way young people look you can't tell a boy from a goil anymore!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 October 2024 19:12 (one year ago)

I said Wilkes Booth must have flipped. Just went ahead and did this crazy thing before anyone could stop him, right?

Am I right Jack?

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Wednesday, 9 October 2024 22:48 (one year ago)

(sighs)
Mama warned me this would happen if I married such a serious man!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 October 2024 23:06 (one year ago)

You as crazy as your Mama! Goes to show its in the genes

bbq, Thursday, 10 October 2024 00:27 (one year ago)

We have to control the intelligence from Saigon.

omar little, Thursday, 10 October 2024 00:32 (one year ago)

I'm going. I've got to get home, Chief.

- Edmund “Jack” Spangler

Touchdown, Thursday, 10 October 2024 01:01 (one year ago)

They sent it to the FBI, Bill. The FBI didn’t find a god damn thing.

Touchdown, Wednesday, 23 October 2024 02:19 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Why the hell didn’t RFK Jr prosecute it as Secretary of Health and Human Services? He was his nephew for Christ’s sake.

- Dean Andrews III

Touchdown, Friday, 15 November 2024 02:43 (eleven months ago)

How the Fuck (_Earle_Warren) all those people could keep a secret like that, I don't know.

It was Oswald!

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Friday, 15 November 2024 02:55 (eleven months ago)

He Fuck(ed) (_Earle_Warren) us in Laos and now he's going to Fuck (_Earle_Warren) us in got damn Vietnam

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Friday, 15 November 2024 16:43 (eleven months ago)

The commission will be headed by chief justice of the United States Supreme Court, Earle Warren (_an_honorable_man)

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Friday, 15 November 2024 20:00 (eleven months ago)

three weeks pass...

You are so naive.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 December 2024 02:20 (ten months ago)

a YouTube comment:

Donald Sutherland said in an interview that he spent 3 months working on this scene. He and his wife would walk around a park while he recited the monologue, and she'd purposely interrupt him with questions to throw him off and test him. Eventually nothing she did could phase him or rattle his memory, and he knew he was ready. When it came time to shoot this scene, they knocked it out in a single afternoon.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 December 2024 02:21 (ten months ago)

awesome if true

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 December 2024 02:33 (ten months ago)

Maximalist cinema at its best. Seeing it in 35mm a few months ago gave me frisson

beamish13, Sunday, 8 December 2024 06:46 (ten months ago)

That scene is Donald Sutherland's Trout Mask Replica

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 December 2024 10:40 (ten months ago)

A comment on a 21 year old JFK thread which incorporates Trout Mask Replica is through the looking glass, people. Well done!

Touchdown, Saturday, 14 December 2024 01:16 (ten months ago)

we're thru the lookin' glass, people!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 December 2024 11:27 (ten months ago)

two months pass...

Hey are we still doing this or did we decide Oswald did actually do it?

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 19:43 (seven months ago)

Apparently Earl Warren helped to arrange the desegregation of schools due to the outcome of Brown v. Board of Education, which is cool but fuck that guy

Fuck_Earle_Warren, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 19:45 (seven months ago)

I heard an interview with the late Clint Hill yesterday, recorded 2022... he was still absolutely haunted by what he considered his failure to protect them, that he wishes he had taken the bullet instead of the President. I hope he's at peace now.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 20:09 (seven months ago)

Fuck yeah!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2025 20:17 (seven months ago)

Another witness dies…when will people realize what’s really going on here?

omar little, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 20:44 (seven months ago)

The truth is on your side, bubba!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 February 2025 20:46 (seven months ago)

I just hope i get a break

omar little, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 21:03 (seven months ago)

I just stood there watching.

The driver had stopped.

I don't know what was wrong with h-i-e-m.

Touchdown, Thursday, 27 February 2025 21:53 (seven months ago)

one month passes...

It's not just about you - and your well-being and your two cars and your kitchen and your TV and "I'm jes fine honey." While our kids grow up into a shithole of lies! Well, I'm not "fine" about that. My life is fucked, Liz! And yours is too!

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 April 2025 11:45 (six months ago)

see, if i'm eliminated, there won't be any way of knowing ANY bit of truth pertaining to my situation! and consequently, a whole new form of government is gonna take over this country-- yeah!! and i know that i won't live to see you some other time.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 18 April 2025 16:53 (six months ago)

Jacobin interviewed Oliver Stone.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Friday, 18 April 2025 16:57 (six months ago)

The world's least appealing three-word clause.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 April 2025 16:59 (six months ago)

xxp was re-watching this yesterday and I was really feeling that Jack Ruby quote.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 April 2025 16:59 (six months ago)

There are lots of different clues out there, they’re in different places. It takes a computer or a Sherlock Holmes to bring all those facts into one space. If that were done, by a language model for a gigantic computer to put all this together, then people could understand.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 April 2025 17:00 (six months ago)

Certainly its eloquence comes out of nowhere and is fascinating coming from this source.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 April 2025 17:01 (six months ago)

one month passes...

My trick has the flu. Should I watch it tonight or

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 May 2025 22:11 (five months ago)

6:30 pm on a Friday night? Not exactly fresh blood we're sniffing.

omar little, Friday, 23 May 2025 22:29 (five months ago)

yes. well, no! no, because there were others. there were others: there were admirals.

― difficult listening hour, Friday, May 17, 2019 1:25 PM

underrated line

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 May 2025 18:00 (four months ago)

The Justice Department denied this office access to the autopsy photos. When we finally get a court order to examine Kennedy's brain, in the hopes of finding from which direction the bullet came, we're told—by your government—that the President's brain has disappeared.

That's not all that's disappeared. With it, the concept of justice.

omar little, Saturday, 24 May 2025 18:20 (four months ago)

You got an hour to solve the case while I get the kids in bed. Then you're mine. Mr. Kennedy will have to wait til mawnin'.

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 May 2025 07:35 (four months ago)

three months pass...

but then they didn't have sex til RFK got shot.

omar little, Sunday, 14 September 2025 23:05 (one month ago)

watched this over a couple nights with the kid, who is now old enough to handle it (though he covered his face during the Zapruder film and autopsy scene, i've seen it enough times to know when to warn him.) have to admit the Garrison closing argument hit a little harder in the current context, ambushed by unexpected emotion etc.

it's up to you!

omar little, Sunday, 14 September 2025 23:08 (one month ago)

The truth is on your side, bubba!

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 September 2025 23:13 (one month ago)

Do you have the balls enough to tell your son that Oswald was probably the lone shooter?

Josefa, Sunday, 14 September 2025 23:32 (one month ago)

Do I have to spell it out for you?

Lee Oswald was no ordinary soldier.

He was in military intelligence, that's why he was trained in Russian.

It was no accident he was in Russia.

omar little, Monday, 15 September 2025 03:24 (one month ago)

when it smells like it, feels like it, and looks like it, you call it what it is: fascism

orifex, Monday, 15 September 2025 21:08 (one month ago)

i find it kinda interesting, maybe an edit flaw, that Clay Shaw's name was mentioned before they tied him to Clay Bertrand, when talking about who introduced former General Charles Cabell when he came to New Orleans. One scene before Broussard meets his confusingly Clay Shaw clone mob pal Joe, played by J.J. Johnston.

omar little, Tuesday, 16 September 2025 15:58 (one month ago)


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