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NO, FUCK YOU!!!!
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash8.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

MOMMY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Tip #1: Don't buy this truck

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture is oddly cathartic.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you have to drive into/off of to do shit like that to a truck?

And where can I find one?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

For you, pal, I'll throw in the undercoating, no charge.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

HULK SMASH!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck you--yeah, fuck you

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah is OTM; I'm finding it oddly soothing.

FUCK YOU RJG YOU'RE A DICK!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

someone else call me a dick, please.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

NO

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ryuichi Sakamoto: Anger (Rare Force 2 Meg Mix)
Meat Beat Manifesto: Assassinator
Led Zeppelin: Immigrant Song
Kid606: Smack My Glitch Up
Boom Boom Satellites: Scatterin' Monkey
DJ Spooky: Dumb Mutha Fucka
Aphex Twin: En Trange To Exit
Cypress Hill: Lick A Shot
Beastie Boys: Sabotage
Mr. Oizo: No Day Massacre
The Fall: Two Librans
Blur: Song 2
James Brown: The Payback

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, you are cheating on me, no?

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I do nothing but!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, well, your hair is stupid!!!! Horrible man. Typical!!!!

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Just reading the tracklisting for that mix made my heart-rate increase to the point where a doctor putting her stethoscope to my chest would hear gabba.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck you

: D

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That post is kind of beautiful, RJG.

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN EXCUSE

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

An excuse for what? Fuck you!

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

OH AND ALSO:

FELICITY REDWELL IS A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.amherstiana.org/misc/images/excuse.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK AMHERST MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://starbulletin.com/96/07/03/news/crash.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

that one is not as soothing as the first one for some reason.

Did I ever tell ILX the story of how our next door neighbor, a midget, sabotaged my mom's car? She was driving and all the tires flew off, it was insane. I'm not sure what he had against her but they hated each other, it was weird cos normally my mom finds midgets very charming.

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://grahammitchell.net/archives/pix/wreck.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/womendrive.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG what your picture fails to explain is that all their cars were sabotaged by midgets.

(xpost FUCK YOU FUCKO)

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

NO


FUCK YOU

― FUCKO, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe it's

Fuck you all.

― payback (j.lu), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Suddenly this thread is no longer making me feel better.

Fuck all of you and good night.

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Just as my tiny people obsession was beginning to wane Ally-zay drops that story. Fuck.

*dialing V3rn3 Tr0y3r*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck you

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you!

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

hey

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

now

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/oscar.jpg

― FUCK YOU, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you :D

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK

YOU

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That wasn't cathartic at all. Just made me feel like a big meanie.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Lemme try again:

You're ugly and I hope you die alone!!!

Hm... nothing.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

That's probably cos you suck at this game, dickwad.

― Ally-zay, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you just go suck a fuck then, fuck-fucker.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm doing this as HARD as i CAN.
http://www.truckworld.com/Shows-Events/00-bloomsburg/bigfoot-07a-600.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU FOR CRUSHING MY ITTY BITTY PICKEMUP TRUCK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you're all fucking pathetic for putting up this board. This is a total disgrace to the intelligence of the homo sapiens species as a whole. Then again, maybe I should consider selling off my 86 chevy monte carlo and then buying a ford truck to run you all over all at once. Yeah, FUCK YOU.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL REALLY REALLY MEAN AND I'M NOT GONNA PLAY YOUR GAME BECAUSE THAT'S BAD KARMA AND YOU SHOULD REALLY CHECK YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELVES SERIOUSLY ALL THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY IS JUST NOT COOL AT ALL.

Why can't you all just be happy people?
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Limp_Bizkit/sq-smiling_brick_wall-mtv.jpg
Happy!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cache.eonline.com/Celebs/Outabout/Archive2002/Images/durst.102802.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

There sure is a lot of fuckery today!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously. fuck you.

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~fazzari/Amber/Trumps/momus.jpg

― BILLIONS OF MOMUSES, Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck who?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i fuck you with dicks ok?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm. Can I fucking get back to you on that one, fucko?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

so, who wants to get FUCKED?

in the ASS? huh? HUH? yeah, FUCK YOU.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://zoom.cafepress.com/6/2777226_zoom.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

luna wins

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No, fuck the pork fried rice i just ate. That shit blew out my asshole.

― Torn O-ring, Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck being ditched, fuck doctors, and fuck not going to bed. AND FUCK BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally-zay, Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Just... FUCK.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, fuck you and the broom you rode in on.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, fuck this shit.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 16 October 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/teachme.html

― frogpants, Thursday, 16 October 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

NO. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE ASS WITH A CONCRETE WINDSOCK. FUCK YOU PERMANENTLY LIKE A CRATER ON NEPTUNE. FUCK YOU.

― GOD, Thursday, 16 October 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Take me out to the baaaalllll game. Take me out to the ccrrrrowwwwwwwd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks....

FUCK YOU!

― Billy Corgan, Thursday, 16 October 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The scary thing is that was actually Billy Corgan, and the post preceding it was actually God.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up and fuck you! Don't blow my secret identity! FUCKFACE.

― Billy "Baseballs" Corgan, Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear God: You smell and your mother dresses you funny.

― Madalyn Murray O'Hair (j.lu), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring your sorry cocaine-encrusted ass over here and eat my glorious shit of life while simultaneously gonzo fucking yourself prison-style. K, thanks.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, we might agree on the Better Luck Tomorrow thread, but that last post was just for shit. Fuck you, and I'm not kidding.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Feel better about yourself now, cowboy?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean "haha prison! haha drug use! haha HST adjectives!" whatever. At least TRY to be amusing once in a while. Bring back GOD.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm really sorry you didn't find it funny. If it makes you feel better, you have never amused me one iota. Ever heard about keeping shit to yourself?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway back to the point
http://www.petpits.com/corner-smash.jpg

― SMASHO, Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That wasn't funny.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You're both jackasses, enough with the pissing contests, more goat sacrifices. Fuckers.

― Billy "Baseballs" Corgan, Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That wasn't funny either

― OOPSBOT (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't meant to be, actually. You're, at best, sub-sub-jess for fuck's sake.

― Billy "Ally-zay" Corgan, Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Still, it wasn't funny. I just thought you should know that I didn't find it funny. Regardless of whether or not you intended it to be, to me, it was not humorous. I mean, some other things have made me laugh, but that was not one of them. You got that?

― OOPSBOT (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ALLOW ME TO KILL MYSELF NOW, ALAS! ALAS!

― Ally-zay, Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ROCKING ROLLING ROLLING ROCKING ROCKING ROLLING ROLLING ROCK

― Ya Kid K, Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER I WISH I WAS A BALLER I WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD I WOULD CALL HER I WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THEN EXT LINE IS

― Skee-Lo, Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I really do hate minivans though. I had to drive one in high school. Now whenever I see one I automatically assume that the driver has at least 3 kids and genital warts to boot.

― STORMBORG, Thursday, 16 October 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No, fuck *me*

― Billydanzeneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gifi http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif
http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gifi http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/dance/laden/binhoochie.gif

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 16 October 2003 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK THAT!

― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 16 October 2003 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.buried.com/interviews/images/top_moseley2.gif
lllllick my plate, you daaaawg dick!!!

― jackson anderville, Thursday, 16 October 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

80-some posts and none of you fuckos got it right:

FUCK ALL Y'ALL.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 October 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ceri.memphis.edu/taiwan/smashed_car_in_Shi_Kang.jpg

F-F-FUCK YOOOOOOOOOO!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 October 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.timegallery.org/pics/set09/images/car-1.jpg

― FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCK (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

DERELICHT MY BALLS!

(Tom and Ally, we need the photos of you flipping people off, obviously.)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand Tracer's photograph, what on earth? Is that art? It looks like it'd be in the Saatchi collection.

SARAH YOU WISH AND I DO:

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/tomfinger.jpg

― Ally-zay, Thursday, 16 October 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a bridge that collapsed, I think.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.flashback.net/ecard/pope.jpg

FUCK YOU!

― Catholics, go!, Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://criticalthrash.com/action/skatopia/bowlbash/richiewireman/wreckage.jpg

Fuck summa that.

― Screwdriver Fan, Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://johnranard.com/louisville/img/col_sanders.jpg
FUCK YOU EXTRA TASTY CRISPY!

― Popeye's Forevah (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.startribune.com/stonline/images/news76/1harmon23.l.jpg

― NUMBER 8, Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2002/May-10-Fri-2002/photos/wreckage.jpg

CRACKA-TOW!

― taximan7, Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2002/May-10-Fri-2002/photos/wreckage.jpg

CRACKA-TOW!

― taximan7, Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.yankthechain.com/car106.jpg

Shank.

― calhoun, Thursday, 16 October 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deadlydimensions.com/sitegraphics/motd/10272002/chaindrain.jpg

Oh man, fuck this guy.

― ....., Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.overland.co.za/grafix/crash5.jpg

― dutysome, Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.co.rowan.nc.us/es/images/mvc-008s.jpg

Fuck you buddy.

― slinging rock, Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh fuck off.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 October 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

FELICITY REDWELL IS A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Ally-zay (wt...), October 15th, 2003. (later)

!!!!

No, you're a dick!

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

is it possible that you might both be dicks?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

^What a dick.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

U EAT DICK FAGTOG

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

FAGGOT***

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I will be flicking people off Pope-style from now on

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd just like to take a moment right now to refute these accusations towards me in regards to my being a dick. I feel that, by the end of this trial, the jury will agree with me that it is not my client, myself, who is the dick but rather Ms. Redwell of the Chicago-Cali-NY Redwells who is the dick. In addition, Mr. G********* can eat a bag of Roger Clemens's dicks.

Thank you.

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and may the jury please note that any references towards the Pope reminds me of the horrible, scarring story I was told about a couple who made a giant pizza, blessed it with a huge light up Pope statue, and then had sex on it while the boyfriend yelled "POPE-A-RONI" over and over. Those people are, by definitions, dicks and they can go fuck themselves with or without extra cheese.

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, C**** M***** is definitely the biggest dick.

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well you do work in a dickhead factory.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 17 October 2003 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I take back everything I just said, God punished me for my impudence by giving me a huge zit on my nostril in the time span since I posted that.

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sandysbigbear.com/images/oxqueer2.jpg

― FUKKA YU!!!, Friday, 17 October 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.afmc.wpafb.af.mil/HQ-AFMC/PA/news/archive/2001/oct/Arnold-Bus1.jpg

As I was saying...Fuck YOU!

― You Shark Jumping Dickheads, Friday, 17 October 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/jkra436706/images/salvag%20wreck%20pdd%20082199.jpg

........

― Tombot Jerky, Friday, 17 October 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.florenceco.org/ems/pictures/wrecks/wreck_07_30_2001_03.jpg

Zing! Fuck them.

― oof, Friday, 17 October 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally is a dickhead, ive witnessed it first hand. Its all true.

Tom, FUCK YOU!

― Voice of Reason, Friday, 17 October 2003 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry, but I believe it is you who is the dickhead. FUCK YOU!

http://www.fearofphysics.com/Probs/mech073fig01.jpg

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.limpsite.com/pics/group/11.jpg
WE HAVE TO PRAY JUST TO MAKE IT TODAY SO STOP THE HATE. ALL OF YOU. AND FUCK YOU FOR HATIN'. HATERS.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 17 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate you. Shut the fuck up. Fuck you. Die.

― Miccio is an idiot, Friday, 17 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU!

http://www.chegg.com/pics/99/poop.jpg

If you notice the object to the right of the foot...its about what i think of Miccio.

Fuck You!

― I hate Miccio, Friday, 17 October 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time I see you I'm punching you in the face for that photo you Aryan fuck.

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I have nothing to say about that...incredible. Stunning.

― amazing..., Friday, 17 October 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://libweb.hawaii.edu/ttp/ttp_gifs/185926.gif

― IT IS YOU WHO ARE FUCKED MY FRIEND (nickalicious), Friday, 17 October 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I FUCK YOU WITH GUNS.

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/tour/2000/images/mozangeles/mcqueen-640.jpg

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cheslynhay.org.uk/knockoutnews/kon02b/images/crash.jpg

― wtf, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maddmn.org/madd-programs/images/crash-car.jpg

― whoa, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/2002/09/23/reunited2.jpg

― FDNY, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://poptrash.interfree.it/diana%20tribute%20high.jpg

― crash., Friday, 17 October 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.krypt.co.uk/roleplay/alexdead.jpg

― FUCK THIS GUY, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/horsecart.jpg

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash65.jpg

They're still in the car! It's awesome! Fuck them!

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash68.jpg

How did this happen? Note where the main damage is on the car?!?!

― Ally-zay, Friday, 17 October 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yuck! Poop photo! Yuck!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 17 October 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty happy with what I've done. And I'm very proud of all of you. That horse photo is great. That horse, he can go fuck himself.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 17 October 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.redtide.whoi.edu/hab/foodweb/deadwhale.jpg

Fuck this whale.

― yoman, Friday, 17 October 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/fathat406.jpg

― v-hole, Friday, 17 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the irony is that Fred Durst would have totally approved of that shit photo. But fuck you back you chickenshit anonymous turdposter!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 17 October 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens! Fuck you! :-)

― not ned (j.lu), Saturday, 18 October 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck school.
http://media.abcnews.com/media/US/images/rt_bus_crash_000330_h.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 18 October 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.victoriajackson.com/pics_toonces.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 18 October 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

All of you are seriously twisted....but then, I'm as twisted for actually liking this thread. Get the angst out already, then do shut the fuck up*;>

*said with humour, so deal with it

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 18 October 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

but actually
I say fuck you to you all
oh, and this guy too
http://www.bikerfox.com/Bicycle/New/crash/Crash/a1637.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 18 October 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Watching Jackass again?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 18 October 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and may the jury please note that any references towards the Pope reminds me of the horrible, scarring story I was told about a couple who made a giant pizza, blessed it with a huge light up Pope statue, and then had sex on it while the boyfriend yelled "POPE-A-RONI" over and over. Those people are, by definitions, dicks and they can go fuck themselves with or without extra cheese.

i am henceforth, as of this moment leaving ilx and it is all ally's fault. oh, and fuck all of you, by the way...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 18 October 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

U EAT DICK FAGTOG

can this please be the new BRING ON IT FUCKFACES?

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 18 October 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

David, I'm sorry, I won't tell anyone about that anymore.

― Ally-zay, Sunday, 19 October 2003 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Wrecks/1998%20Corvette%20Wreck.jpg

― i dont think u understand...fuck U mutherfucker!, Sunday, 19 October 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoo.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 October 2003 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

nose art

http://www.usaaf-noseart.co.uk/hayward-shoo.jpg

― eriik, Sunday, 19 October 2003 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

shoo for sarah


http://www.bernardsville.org/images/2002artwork/Shoo-Fly-Madigan.jpg


― eriik, Sunday, 19 October 2003 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

When horses say "FUCK YOU!"
http://www.safetyline.wa.gov.au/imagebin/farm21.gif

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 19 October 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, you MUST keep telling the pope-a-roni story. Because it's hilarious.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 19 October 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it's BLASPHEMOUS!!!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 19 October 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, blasphemous to the sex act. And cheese.

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 19 October 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.smellypoop.com/images/photos/toilet33.jpg

BAM! Bif! Pow!

― hoo-wa!, Monday, 20 October 2003 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That's really obnoxious the way the poop ended up on TOP of the toilet paper.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 October 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

1. "This is Your Life" - Tyler
2. "Mama Said Knock You Out" - LL Cool J
3. "Party Up" - DMX
4. "I Spy" - Pulp
5. "To Hell With Poverty!" - Gang of 4
6. "Batter Up" - Nelly
7. "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" - Pet Shop Boys
8. "9 to 5/Eple" - Dolly Parton vs. Röyksopp
9. "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood (12" Mix)" - Santa Esmerelda
10. "Working on the Highway" - Bruce Springsteen
11. "Attitude" - Misfits
12. "Vacation" - Go Gos
13. "Big Time" - Peter Gabriel
14. "Square Dance" - Eminem
15. "Main Theme From A Touch of Evil" - Henry Mancini
16. "That's When I Reach for My Revolver" - Moby
17. "Bank Holiday" - Blur
18. "Hobbit Motherfuckers" - Turbonegro
19. "P.C.P." - Manic Street Preachers

Punctuated with SPECIAL KUNG FU SOUND EFFECTS between each song.

― FUCK WORK, Monday, 20 October 2003 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"anonymous"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 20 October 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

but if you fuck on a pizza, what happens when somebody gets mushrooms up the asscrack?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Are my tastes so well-known now? FUCK YOU!!!! I might also throw "Miss Europa Disco Dancer" by the Manics on there but I haven't decided. The kung fu effects aren't working out as well as I hoped, does anyone want to recommend me a good (free) cd burning program that will allow me to either crossfade trax or to put a 0 second delay on my cds between trax? Because my fucking one won't do it for some reason.

― Ally-zay, Monday, 20 October 2003 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude how many fucking hours has it been since I went to bed and not one answer to my question? You're all a bunch of fuckface lazy pieces of shit and I hate all of you.

― Allyzay, Monday, 20 October 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

iTunes for Windows?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 October 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

this kind of humor sucks

― duane (24 hour troubleshooter), Monday, 20 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Roxio toast

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 20 October 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally,

http://www.ebibleteacher.com/images/twreck2.jpg

Your answer. Fuck you!

― anusssss, Monday, 20 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.news-star.com/images/111202/new_badhairLR.jpg

Fuck this chick's hair.

― Mop, Monday, 20 October 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.k3k.de/Meets/Musclemaniatemp/flip2.JPG

― diggy dankity, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.truckworld.com/Shows-Events/99-indianapolis/rca9915.jpg

SHMASH!

― ass end up, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jecproductions.com/portfolios/racing/01/0621flip6.jpg

Blast!

VRROOOOOOM!

― shankmang, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, this one is pretty gross/sad/offensive in a rotten.com way. Do not click through on this link if you love horses.

http://www.clarefm.ie/graphics/rtas/150802horse.jpg

And if you don't love horses, FUCK YOU!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 20 October 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jecproductions.com/portfolios/racing/01/vic98b6.jpg

Pow! *gurgle spew flames*

― shpank, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/paintball-1.jpg

FUUUCCKK

YOOOUUUU

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hannasalemfire.homestead.com/files/fire-car.JPG

FUCK YOU!

The horse pic is OTM.

― gangery?, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

BANK HOLIDAY COMES SIX TIMES A YEAR
DAYS OF ENJOYMENT TO WHICH EVERYONE CHEERS
BANK HOLIDAY COMES WITH A SIX PACK OF BEER
THEN IT'S BACK TO WORK
A
G
AIN

FUCK THAT.

― Damon Albarn, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jonathanworth.com/view/alba01.jpg

― Damon Again, Monday, 20 October 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this, more! Fuck you!

― fuck you, go!, Monday, 20 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No, seriously though, FUCK you.

1. "Sex Junkie", Plasmatics
2. "Physical (You're So)", Adam and the Ants
3. "Make Sex", Andrew WK
4. "American Girls", John B
5. "Touch It", Monifah
6. "Johnson Jumpin'", Johnson Products
7. "Justify My Love", Madonna
8. "How Many Licks?", Lil' Kim feat. Sisqo
9. "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Pelvis", Barry Adamson feat. Jarvis Cocker
10. "The Bad Touch", The Bloodhound Gang
11. "Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic", Isaac Hayes
12. "Naked", Spice Girls
13. "Hate Fuck", Mt. Sims
14. "Laid", James
15. "What's Your Fantasy", Ludacris
16. "Ain't No Nigga", Jay-Z
17. "I Touch Myself", The Divinyls
18. "Do You Wanna Hit It?", The Donnas
19. "Thong Song (Remix)", Sisqo vs. Michael Jackson

― FUCK YOU, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

aw gee, Ally my pally, you put my horse's-ass shit vocalled version of a classic Mission Of Burma song on your mix CD. That's super swell gee willikers. Fuck you all the same.

http://www.kurthanson.com/images/mugshots/moby.jpg

― Moby, Who'd Totally Fuck You All (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ally my pally"??? When did Moby become Alex NYC?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Alex is cooler cuz he probably only sings tone-deaf version of Mission Of Burma songs in the shower, rather than making it the first single off of his "rock" album.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Guess who is never getting a mix cd from me again?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you can put that mix cd right heeeeeere. and fuck you!

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10041000/10041720.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(btw, I'm still sending you one eventually in thanks for that last one despite FUCK YOU!)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ambient is Moby's REAL rock album.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU, THIS ISN'T ILM THIS IS THE FUCK YOU THREAD. FUCK YOU!

http://dweezil.pankurokku.com/images/poop.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck some everything right about now.

― allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/images/rcrdoub.gif

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(yea this is all I'm doing tonight do you have issue? Do you?)

1. "I Against I", Mos Def vs. Massive Attack
2. "Beastie Blitz", Ultra396
3. "Keep it Real Bitch", dsico
4. "Feel It", The Tamperer feat. Maya
5. "Speedballin'", Outkast
6. "Get Your Hands Off My Woman", The Darkness
7. "Common People", Pulp
8. "Regulate", Warren G
9. "Immigrant Song", Led Zepplin
10. "Holy Diver", Dio
11. "I Am Not A Sound (2Raumwohung Remix)", Sieg über die Sonne
12. "Rippin' Kittin", Miss Kittin and the Hacker
13. "The Rhythm Is My Bitch (Victor Calderone Mix)", Kevin Aviance
14. "Whoomp My Bitch Up", Stark Effect
15. "Where Have All The Boot Boys Gone?", Slaughter and the Dogs
16. "Battle Without Honor or Humanity", Tomoyasu Hotei
17. "Tommy Lee", Mensen
18. "Anarchy in the UK", The Ukranians
19. "Ace of Spades", Paska

― FUCK YOU SOME MORE, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck my life anyway.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The hell?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.smokiestraveler.com/images/banjo.jpg

This guy hates you all. He really does.

― old man banjo, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rescuestuff.net/main_page/local_pics/motorcycle_crash_rt6.jpg

Kank.

― Ruff Ryder, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU

http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/c6_64.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Guillame or however the fuck you spell that, please be advised:

http://home.earthlink.net/~andrewsaudio/_uimages/Fuck20You20Bensen202.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jump.net/~macnutt/Assets/snob%20pictures/wreck.jpg

Take that, stretchy pants. Fuck you!

― bike wreck, go!, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Also FUCK THIS GUY!

http://www.100nocao.blogger.com.br/lula_presidenc.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops, fuck you!

http://www.fiatbarchetta.com/miscpix/crash-jose2.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://radio.weblogs.com/0100097/images/2002/10/23/crash.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vannattabros.com/wedgepics/wreck.jpg

FUCK YOU!

― sventidy sven sven, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.erc.msstate.edu/~roger/nascar/images/atwood_daytona99_wreck6.jpg

Bang bang bang!

― spell me ocelot, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dean.org/newinside_images/crash.jpg

WTF? Fuck this thing.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.bonnint.net/apimage/KX104100216.jpg

Fuck the tow truck? Yeah, fuck that guy.

― der der derp, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

http://www.dgreetings.com/newimages/hate/htani1.gif

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My cat hates you too!!

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/britney.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU WILL NEVER DIE!!!

FUCK YOU!!!

― Scroll Lock, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ixian.com/ead/misc/milkman-dan.gif

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.media-alliance.org/artsonline/amigo_racism/jason/images/roller.hate.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.base58.com/pics/funny/pungwun.gif

― allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU!

― Num Lock, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck You!!!

― Pause Break, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck everyone on this website!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mk.geog.uu.nl/images/persons/Roland%20van%20der%20Vliet%201.JPG

YOOOOOOOOO! Fuck you! Jerks.

― Print Screen SysRq, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you! You're not better than me! Do you like my bear? Fuck you! Try the pasta!

http://home.att.net/~vintz/Derek.JPG

― Derek Jeter, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.davo.com/about/Davo/PersonalPages/Davo13.jpg

― Pause Break, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That's actually mesmerizing.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, well...only mesmerizing for IE users. Netscape can suck it. Fuck Netscape.

― Pause Break Stylee, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gusworld.com.au/music/wham/wham.gif

FUCK WHAM!

― PC Load Letter, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK THIS SHIT.

http://www.swantrust.org/images/bears.jpg

― allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

And...

http://www.bug-me-not.com/editorials/fishpic.jpg

Fuck this guy for making little to no sense.

― confused, but still angry, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

When horses say "FUCK YOU!" II
http://www.herbstgroup.com/polo/userfiles/images/polowicklow/accident1.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.westcam.com/images/confusion.gif

Fuck them all.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://petplace.netscape.com/articles/images/235846965.jpg

This cat is crazy. Fuck it.

― Ally-hay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally! You stole my Derek Jeter as an Italian restaurant owner joke. FUCK YOU!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick! You threatened to sodomize my dead mummified mouth when I will my body to your front yard as an ornament! I think you deserved the joke theft! Fuck you!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://music.gothic.ru/events/wgt030.jpg

Another out of control goth chick. Fuck her.

― happy smiley!, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you need to more carefully think out the implications of you saying I would "sodomize" your "mouth." Get a fucking dictionary, asshead!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Pause break ain't working for me neither? Who gives a fuck. Fuck everyone. Everyone on this planet is a fucksteak.

http://www.geckosoup.com/assets/pp-fucker.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU BOTH!

― moderator number seven!, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This work for you? Shaft lube.

― TOMBOT GOATSUCKER, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

NICK YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT YOU FUCKWAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Don't try to be all saucy now, you're the necrophiliac here.

ALSO FUCK EVERYONE IN THE UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I MEAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPAMSPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You asked for it.

http://www.smellypoop.com/images/photos/toilet34.jpg

Fuck you. Seriously.

― fecalator, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, dude, you are so gross, what is your fascination with your own shit?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

PEANUT FUCK YOU JELLY TIME


http://members.aol.com/bumingler/images/christ.gif

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/bumingler/images/christ.gif

― FUCKING SHIT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.classicgaming.com/castlevania/stupid.gif

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.toaster.net/images/970720-sean-stupid-bread.gif

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

there are some things you should never do a google image search for and I just did one of them. I'm not going to tell anybody what it was, because I don't want anyone else to see what I just saw. FUCK ALL THIS SHIT.

― FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS SHIT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://lewk.net/projects/graphics/explosion.jpg
FUCK WHATEVER THAT USED TO BE

― explosions in space still go boom (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.loddonhistory.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/buggs%20crash%20three%20boys.JPG
F this store!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I understand, Mr. FUCK FUCK ASS SHIT. I did a search for "manure crash" and "poop crash." Why is it so f-ing hard to find a pic of a car that has crashed into a truck carrying manure and thus been covered in said shit?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mr. FUCK FUCK ASS SHIT" is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Letters to the Editor

Letters to the editor should FUCK FUCK TITS Times, and not to other publications. We do not publish open FUCKING FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK.

Letters for publication FUCK be no longer than 150 words, must refer to an article that has FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU seven days, and must include the writer's address and DICK numbers. No attachments FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITFUCKPISSFUCK CHRIST FUCK of those letters selected for publication will be notified within a week. Letters SHIT be shortened FUCK space requirements.

Send a letter to FUCK editor by e-mailing letters@FUCKER ASS.com or FUCK (212)556-3622.

You FUCK ASS SHIT FUCK letter to:

Letters to the Editor
The FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok that's taking things too far!!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad we've had this talk. We really worked through a lot.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, fuck this...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/breast.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't feel any fucking better at ALL.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

F this guy's nose!
http://www.aybo.com/good-times/punch.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Care of http://www.pornolize.com:

Letters to the fingering Editor
Letters to the creaming editor should FUCK FUCK TITS Raids, and not to other publications. We do not publish open FUCKING FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK.

Blows for publication FUCK be no longer than 150 words, must refer to an article that has FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU seven days, and must include the writer's squirts and DICK cuntlapps. No gangbangs FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITFUCKPISSFUCK CHRIST FUCK of those letters blowed for publication will be screwed within a cuntlicking week. Letters SHIT be gangbanged FUCK space requirements.

Send a letter to FUCK editor by e-mailing squirts@FUCKER ASS.com or FUCK (212)556-3622.

You FUCK ASS SHIT FUCK letter to:

Letters to the Editor
The raiding FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK
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-- TOMBOT (fuck...), October 21st, 2003.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It gets worse!! Fucking a!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

LETERS 2 DA FNG3RNG ADI2R
LET3RS 2 DA CREMNG 3DI2R SHUD FUK FUK TITS RADES AND NOT 2 OTH3R PUBLICATIONS1111! WTF WE DO NOT PUBLISH OPEN FUKNG FUK THIS SHIT FUK!11!!11 OMG
BLOWS FOR PUBLICATION FUK B NO LONG3R THAN 150 WORDS MUST RAFER 2 AN ARTICL3 TAHT HAS FUK U FUK U FUK U SAVEN DAYS AND MUST INCLUD3 DA WRIETRS SQUIRTS AND DIK CUNTLAPS!111! OMG WTF NO GANGBANGS FUKFUKFUKFUK!!1!! OMG WTF
FUKFUKFUKFUKSHITFUKPISFUK CHRIST FUK OF THOSE L3T3RS BLOWAD FOR PUBLICATION WIL B SCREWAD WITHIN A CUNTLIKNG WEK111!11 OMG WTF LOL LATERS SHIT B GANGBANG3D FUK SPAEC REQUIERMANTS!!!1 OMG LOL
S3ND A L3TER 2 FUK 3DI2R BY E-MALENG SQUIRTS@FUKAR ASCOM1!!! OMG LOL OR FUK (212)56-3621!11!1! OMG WTF U FUK AS SHIT FUK LAT3R 2
L3TERS 2 DA TEH RADENG FUK FUK FUK
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― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm slashing my wrists now, I have no more will to live, thank you. FUCK YOU!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

NO WAIT WE CAN STILL TRANSLATE IT INTO SPANISH THEN FROM SPANISH TO GERMAN THAN FROM GERMAN TO SWAHILI THEN FROM SWAHILI BACK TO ENGLISH OH MY GOD

― coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee fuck (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

THEN WE SEND IT TO THE ACTUAL NY TIMES ADDRESS AND THEY ARE SO CONFUSED WHAT THE FUCK

― taco taco taco taco taco taco fuck, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to hit you, you stupid motherfucking redneck.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Fire awaaaaayyyyyyyy.

(what the hell "SQUIRTS@FUKAR ASCOM" doesn't look like a real email address, fuck you!!)

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Not right now. This weekend.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel the love. Damn it feels good.

― whale a-hole, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I they inquire the end to play the Guitarre. The science of include/understand of inacreditàvel simple is if you. Flagstone fine of the halting plays the increases of the noises him for and great flagstone of the halting plays the low noises. If you barretta in the father of flagstone of the halting for the extremity with the voice equipped his, had allowed a lower noise. If the game is wished fastly fastly to the movement its hand and if you a desire of the game, this its slower hand is slower of the movement. The fact that, everything is we with you you can learn that the note names snaren and as one forms, the one that other use, but that one to something restrictive. Exactly if exijiu of the year they and the connections learns him has, all snaren a limited number of the elections would calm it to swallow. If you notionless are of snaren to infinite relative your elections and can direct the Guitarre, games that one of the day.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What the shit is that?

― sasquatch, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it has obtains a love, a heart and or the judges of spendthrift with grippare and the judge of the corrected vacations or the end to feel the children, (sensation of a love), find that she shouts the children, (a heart) that shout of Sayin ' of mercies and gives the praise them with getlteman and the Sayin or correctly ' who either or are their dirty commentaries had corrected it (a love) are a question here, here that satisfazizesse of the heart the ways he aquisizione of I () for deprived arranged of the hope the more when sinner that the humanity hurt exactly or, decree really that stored? The love of the faith, obtains in a heart and for a line odore of together feels already, gives since then mercies here was and the praise in the beginning (a love) this direction (a heart) with getlteman of the Seins and me already spendthrift more what the results, the end to come to the contact, the end to the fight, if this armageddon of this santo (a love) in this type, of that the man he to come, he does not have, nrnoodlot (a song) a tolerance that, of, that small dissolvent of insiemi to agree of wood, grippa it is not, everything that hides the accomplishment of Sayin here, of a love that a heart says and to the OH in social sciences (love) in the preference (getlteman and the I finds already to the right, for grippare

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That thing? Yes. If TOMs to consult ' to gebaseerde critical of the album of the cliff of gegenüber in this, ' very sees on the other hand the blowings in this the ways, daß the message is. The Hälfte passed of the twentieth century is the window, where the ways from vinyl/cassette/CD - three had come Lösungen he reinstallazione of a superficial lower average - vorwärtskommen and vorherschen he. The data music, of that more than is when über observed hundreds years, are fascinerend that that it will be thus in the direction, in how much, daß if fast period ' a experience of the Hörens ' is represented, determines the directions, this one to him appreciatie that amiable calm unveränderlichen the song of a distance, it is only determines, that that one they he is broken of größter of the album the end to say that he is not hörend around suggests them to the normal school of unnötigerweise, of läßt he he music of überhaupt of the direction etc., celebrates in excess hören e, therefore of radio, dancehalls, connections of the mixture, relative Fälle the phase of DJing. But the described method is ausgedrückt in Wendish them and, of this reason, in the test of the company that is controlled. The Ace, because it introduces, DJing of the phase the Rückgrat of the industry of report/ratio was, the critic of vemeende, that reacts to the champion to CL

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Thet theeng? Yes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Iff TOMs tu cunsoolt ' tu gebeseerde-a creeticel ooff zee elboom ooff zee cleeffff ooff gegeeüber in thees, ' fery sees oon zee oozeer hund zee blooeengs in thees zee veys, daß zee messege-a is. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee Hälffte-a pessed ooff zee tventeeet centoory is zee veendoo, vhere-a zee veys frum feenyl/cessette-a/CD - three-a hed cume-a Lösoongee he-a reeenstelleziune-a ooff a sooperffeeciel looer eferege-a - furvärtskummee und furherschee he-a. Zee deta mooseec, ooff thet mure-a thun is vhee über oobserfed hoondreds yeers, ere-a fesceenerend thet thet it veell be-a thoos in zee durecshun, in hoo mooch, daß iff fest pereeud ' a ixpereeence-a ooff zee Hörens ' is represented, determeenes zee durecshuns, thees oone-a tu heem eppreceeetie-a thet emeeeble-a celm unferänderleechee zee sung ooff a deestunce-a, it is oonly determeenes, thet thet oone-a zeey he-a is brukee ooff größter ooff zee elboom zee ind tu sey thet he-a is nut hörend eruoond sooggests zeem tu zee nurmel schuul ooff unnöteegerveise-a, ooff läßt he-a he-a mooseec ooff überhoopt ooff zee durecshun itc., celebretes in ixcess höree i, zeereffure-a ooff redeeu, duncehells, cunnecshuns ooff zee meextoore-a, releteefe-a Fälle-a zee phese-a ooff DJeeng. Boot zee descreebed methud is oosgedrückt in Vendeesh zeem und, ooff thees reesun, in zee test ooff zee cumpuny thet is cuntrulled. Bork bork bork! Zee Ece-a, becoose-a it intrudooces, DJeeng ooff zee phese-a zee Rückgret ooff zee indoostry ooff repurt/reteeu ves, zee creetic ooff femeende-a, thet reects tu zee chempeeun tu CL

― MISS PIGGY (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.baynardscastle.com/istanbul/138-088-12.jpg

FUCK Turkey.

― back to the subject, you fucks, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU!

http://www.racenh.com/images/staract2.jpg

― Timberlake Fan, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://chapters.redcross.org/va/york-poq/hurricane_house.jpg

Boom! FUCK BEACHES.

― low pressure system, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://milly.org/rambouillet/images/truck_wreck.jpg

― Wanksta, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.florenceco.org/ems/pictures/truckwrecks1.jpg
Fuck it.

http://www.nuggetnews.com/archives/20010221/wreck.jpg
Truck!

http://chisholm.org/images/Truck%20Oil%20Wreck.jpg
Idiots.

http://www.abilenetx.com/firedept/horse1.jpg
Once again, FUCK HORSES!

http://www.divethailand.net/images/kcruiserwreck.jpg
Boat?

― Bumrush with Tragedy, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck all ya'll and yer stupid fucking asses!@

― SarahMcLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you, I'm taking my toys and going home!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I break your toys with my feet! *CRUNCH!*

― SarahMcLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Those weren't my toys, that was my sharp-objects-tainted-with-tetanus collection!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ONe time I stepped on a huge ol' rusty nail which went THROUGH my foot and had a tetnus shot. Your toys don't scare me!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://marc.merlins.org/perso/Pix/104_car_s.jpg

http://www.edwardlloyd.de/Classic_cars/Bangers/photo15.jpg

― bam!, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cowboyshowcase.com/images/gallery/Image009.jpg

Horses are bullshit.

― wilbur, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/de2/WIT/capsize2.jpg

I should be at work right now, but instead im looking up stupid pictures to post to you focks. Fuck you.

― Government Worker, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you too.
When I opened this page a minute ago, it got stuck on nothing less than the foot/poop photo. ARGH! My screen was frozen on it!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Euw! I was so tempted to click on that horse link, but any reference to Rotten.com is bad imo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah, just be lucky that you don't actually know the person involved in that photo in real life and have to sometimes look him in the face now, after seeing that damn picture.

― Allzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ebranch.cecil.lib.md.us/cautionsneaksatwork.jpg
FUCK YOU WITH SLEDGEHAMMER CITY BOY

― Peter Gabriel On Acid (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"when I nod my head, hit it."

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. get to fuck.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ATTENTION KENAN, THIS IS FOR THE ELLIOTT SMITH THREAD:

HTTP://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/finger.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha somehow it's funnier that way.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

AS I WAS SAYING

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/tomfinger.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait for Ally's wedding pictures. You know that there will be at least one of her in full wedding gown and veil, giving the camera the finger.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Wedding?!?!?! =:O

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://chicagofir7099.goemerchant6.com/images/photos/p103.jpg
FIREMAN SAYS FUCK YOU

― When I grow up I want to be a principle...or a caterpillar. (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU

http://www.met.police.uk/cadets/images/2002/chase.jpg

― fuck you, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://utenti.lycos.it/raga_cigarette/images/hshitaus.jpg

......?

― odd, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www3.utsidan.se/mikael/en/patagonien/titipicass.jpg

Fuck this lazy horse. Whore. Karate chop.

― back in my day...., Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.verbaljudo.com/images/horse_shit.gif

*grumble*

― theme of horses, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.c2i.net/w-350467/stickmen/GIF/jerk.gif

― Lee Scratch Hairy, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Oct/200310225612803793005294.jpg

Fuck these dudes, obviously.

― Conan the Republican, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Oct/200310229225117467093602.jpg
I dont know who this fucker thinks he is, fuck him.

― Jerktator the Stank, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK THIS SHIT
http://history.acusd.edu/cdr2/WW2Pics2/82904a.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/m-p/monkeydog.jpg
PEOPLE SPENT MONEY TO SEE THIS FUCK THAT FUCKING TWATTERY

― monkeydog rodeo (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theneitherworld.com/qjtoys/bobo.gif

― fuck everything, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I might pay to see that monkeydog thing? Actually, I wouldn't, but I know people who would. They're dicks.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You would....jerk pants.

― Azzylay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh this is so sad, I was trying to find a response to your post and...

Your search - dickwad - did not match any documents.

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:( Fuck that nonsense. So have some this instead.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38247000/jpg/_38247970_greatescape150.jpg

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://herringdesign.com/hd/hdq/images/nuns/nunboat.jpg

Choke on a nun boat, jerk.

― Zallygay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seanadams.com/nun.jpg

CHOKESLAM!

― Allyza-ay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thesisters.org.uk/graphics/sisters/nun-the-wiser.JPG
Pow! Beyotch?

― Nun shark-jumping can be fun!, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.phy.duke.edu/~hartley/images/boom.jpg

FUCK YOU.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

And then also take "FUCK OFF" into consideration!

http://www.acq.osd.mil/bmdo/bmdolink/bcmt/images/images_lg/boom.jpg

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking the military knock route on me? FUCK YOU!

― why me?, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck all these people, they look like Columbia freshman trying to fucking use their fake IDs to get into the goddamn West End.

http://popcity.virtualave.net/boom.jpg

(military knock route was coincidental but still FUCK YOU AND YOUR BRETHREN FUCKO)

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Im getting out, i was promised gore and violence. Such opportunities have yet to arise. What a jip.

― Baby killer, monday-friday only, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bandurfilm.co.yu/svemirski/img/boom.jpg

yeah your version of the military seems to be pretty gay, it's pretty much nothing like Top Gun so why bother? I expect plane stunts.

― not ally, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/tom-cruise/top-gun.jpg

― iceman, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I will say the most rewarding thing the military has done for me is send me to San Antonio for a week. All my per diem money went to the fine upstanding strippers of that fine, fine town. Someone has to put them through med school.

― me am whartsy?, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What you are saying is that all this time all I needed to do was come into town and take my clothes off and you people would have paid for me to go to school? FUCK YOU!!!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I google'd for a pic of satan, and this was an option...im confused...

http://www.amnh.org/programs/mead/mead98/images/satan.gif

― red guy, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's nothing, this is Beelzebub:

http://lhostelaw.com/ia/ia2/gotd/83maitai.jpg

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Best show on MTV ever.

http://www.geocities.com/ssayiangoku/snosmilie.jpg

Fuck MTV. Fuck them in their stupid asses for cancelling this gem.

― Cress and Fresh, Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, good one.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Thursday, 23 October 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

And fuck the guy hosting the picture i posted. Fucking weenor. Sifl and Olly forever. Thug life. Playa, play on.

― Cress and Fresh, Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.najical.com/s-o/season2/sno/conv_vexer20.jpg

Dumbass.

― CHESTAHzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but

He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!

Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and

He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!

Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and

They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and

He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

He's CRESCENT FRESH!!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I may be a pimp, but I ain't washin' my ho's
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!
I may be a pimp, but I ain't washin' my ho's
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!


I'm tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I might be their pimp but I ain't washin' my ho's
I've been to the laundrymat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes!

I'm their Sugar Daddy not their laundry man!
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!
I think I found some stains that I can't understand!
(ahh... prostitutes)
Prostitute Laundry!

― Prostitute Laundry, Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think.. I think you take, uh, Las Palmas
Take Las Palmas to Colorado
Take Colorado down to Pico
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

You go to Pico,
You take Pico to Colorado
Take Colorado to Las Palmas
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Pico!
Take that to...
Colorado
Then go down to...
Kopico?
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Now you say Pico
And take your little llamas
Colorado, Colorado!
Las Palmas... GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Get to LLAMA SCHOOL!
You got to go to LLAMA SCHOOL!

― and finally..., Thursday, 23 October 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack

That lyric stuck in my head for nearly two years. Awesome. Eventually i forgot what it was from.

― Zaffo, Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/zapho58415/rhurd44884/IMG001.JPG
Fuck that guy and his lover.

― grassy knoll, Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.devoneast.freeserve.co.uk/Fat%20wanker%20shooter.jpg
Fuck You!

― wanker, Friday, 24 October 2003 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/julianjowl/noel_bra.jpg
Fuck you, and your bottle of urine.

― Grizzly Adams, Friday, 24 October 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://destroy.net/tabs/emperor/images/faust4.jpg
God bless Emperor fans.

― Say 10, Friday, 24 October 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.epicdimensions.com/moregifs/wanker.gif
JAMMIN' - Fuck you!

― killer sweet, Friday, 24 October 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pickledeggs.tv/images/rotten4.jpg http://www.pickledeggs.tv/images/rotten4.jpg http://www.pickledeggs.tv/images/rotten4.jpg

― Scary man face!, Friday, 24 October 2003 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.robodock.org/robopix/optreden/nuns.jpg
HEEE-YAH! Roundhouse kick to the face. FUCK YOU.

― Nunfuck, Friday, 24 October 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Arrgh fuck this!

http://www.honan.net/images/banana-slug.jpg

― Allyzay, Friday, 24 October 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.alltel.net/gregj/newdookiebooty/boonga2.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 24 October 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, fuck the slug. definately.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dis.anl.gov/ep/cm/picts/trainwreck.jpg

I had a hard time finding a train wreck photo in color. Aparently they only happen when black/white film is available. Fuck that.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 24 October 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

you got a problem with black & white film? FUCK YOU!

http://www.batesville.k12.in.us/bhs/heritage%20online/Train%20pix/train%20wreck.jpg

― Allyzay, Friday, 24 October 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats pretty intense. Rock.

Kung-fu chop.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 24 October 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

that slug is horrible.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 24 October 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If one train leaves Seattle at 9am, and another leaves...nevermind....
http://turtle.csuchico.edu/spc/sc1826.jpg

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 24 October 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

SLAM! BACKAWOW! DERDERPLOW! GACK GACK GACK! CRUNCH! *screaming* FLAMES! BOOOOM!

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 24 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Im out of here, going to Richmond for the corn party extravaganza. Rock.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 24 October 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dont' forget to bring the butter with you!!! Have fun!

http://www.tnkfk.com/gallery_01/pudding_contest.jpg

― Allyzay, Friday, 24 October 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gomanzanillo.com/scubamex/shipwreck.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This is still the greatest thread in history of ILX.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, Ally, that ain't butter, I don't think.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Grody!

Time to lock this thread since a new one lives...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)


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