HOLY BATPANTS BATMAN! ILX Crushes version X

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I have an unbearable crush on an ILXer but I'm not going to admit who it is.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Please use this thread for posting pictures from the live-action Batman tv series.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/BatTV.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, Batman! It's a terrible thread!

http://www.scifi.com/batman/images/downloads/batcopter.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wear those pants to the next FAP Andrew :D

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

As for ILX crushes... as Sinatra would say, I've had a few...

No, I'm not sayin' neither.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, it's so romantic...

http://www.canoe.ca/BatmanImages/oldbatman.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/PLAYMATES/PL140684.JPG

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if that really was Wolfgang Flur posting the other day

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is seriously lacking scandal. But not tights. HoYay.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

FLUR!!!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/allan.icepalace/images/wolfie.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing better than tights is a good scandal, and the only thing better than a good scandal is a good scandal involving tights.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

So in conclusion we have to post pics of ILXers wearing tights in the chances that someone might post a picture of somebody's crush wearing tights.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i have seen a pic of my crush in tights

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.comics2film.com/images/Batman/BaleAsBatByEssex150.gif

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/%7E1966/adam.jpg

"What's that you say? Crushed tights? I'll be right over"

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

crushed velvet tights? *wibble*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is frankly disappointing. I bet Andrew's crush is on Spencer, all the guys are in love with him? My ILX "crush" is on a reactionary robot!!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

My ilx crush is on the teddy bear.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am also crushing on an $11,000,000.00 bra!!! OMG the Victoria's Secret catalog is insane this year. There are also boots that are totally covered in SILVERY RHINESTONES toe-to-knee!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO SPARKLY DISCOBALLBOOTS: GET OUT OF MY DREAMS AND INTO MY DEBT.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7537/bward322.JPG

"After three weeks on the Batman diet, we feel TERRIFIC!"

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW that is Bert Ward and Adam West in case anyone was wondering why I stuck a pic of two old men here...

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/redhalcyon/batcrush.txt

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep clicking but: the link, it does nothing!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My ilx crush is on the teddy bear.

The one from the NYC FAP, or Wicket the Bear?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 October 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

my eyes stare at you...FROM BEYOND TIME

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm running out of ILXors I don't have a crush on.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually have one again after a long time

also, let's all do the batusi

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, more superheros need their own dances

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Batdance dead now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness?

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

hell no

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

So in conclusion we have to post pics of ILXers wearing tights in the chances that someone might post a picture of somebody's crush wearing tights.

Because I so love giving everyone the opportunity to make fun of me, something from many years ago:
http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~oneiros/pix/rainbow1.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe it! I've been avoiding this thread because I thought it was about Mac System X. And it was about crushes all along? Dude, how did I miss this?

I think I might have an ILX crush. But I'm not sure, and I know that way madness lies, so I think I'll wait a little while and make sure it goes away.

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

jess it's me isn't it.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i have one

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate you all.

Unless you can find me some clothes that fit my apparently appallingly misshapen form that is.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm crushing on about 90 ppl here but as ever it aint no thang

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.movietrak.com/images/covers/crush.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

dan that's the most disgusting post you've ever done.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Glad to see that my tasteless filter is finally kicking in, cause I can't see that!

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You are not prepared for the horror.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

dan perry: robot fighter

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no idea why i just said that

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, yes g--ff it is, but i hear i have some stiff competition

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean in rainbow tights! Nice dude, nice.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/hood/images/menintit.jpg

Men in tights!

I'm wearing my fishnets to work today. Ooh la la.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(Browsing ILX with images off can lead to severe disappointment; I was expecting so much more from a file called "menintit.jpg".)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Sean's Bugle Boy shirt is funnier than the tights.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Saaaaay, are those Bugle Boy jeans he's wearing?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, Dan.
What about Heman? He has tits.
http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/HeManSheRa/Images/HemanMiniatureHeMan.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

See, this is the "making fun of" thing that I was talking about! Good stuff!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

And I bet Heman wears tights too. Just a hunch.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, this thread so wants to treat Spencer like Madonna in the "Material Girl" video.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

At least I think that's a Bugle Boy shirt Sean's wearing...let's say it is!
Kim: did they ever make woman's Bugle Boy jeans? If they didn't then they're not.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I almost bought a ton of fake bling to bring to the NYC fap to force people to wear! People like Spencer! You are so OTM!

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything to make you happy Sean. Losah!

Bryan - hahaha! =)

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually had to settle for the knockoff brand from the SAAN, Bulge Boy. How embarassing.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan? (I'm not touching this one)

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

BULGE BOY?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG STOP LYING

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

so then this is the thread where we refuse to reveal our crush?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, it's the thread where we refuse to reveal our bulge.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I was kinda starting to wonder that, teeny.
Sean did always like Derek Smalls best of all.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i revealed my crush

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

now we revel in the rush

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you'd be reveling in the thrush.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer will be flattered, Jess, no doubt.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

?!?!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the teddy bear may never talk to you again, though

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The teddy bear was led on. It was looking for a relationship, not a cheap one night stand.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He can have both?

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yet teddy flung itself all over everyone that night. hmmmph, that's bears for you.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking talk about crushes, I don't have a /spencerchow/ directory in MY webspace!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

See, NOW teeny has proved she's female!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess I am a dude, unsurprisingly.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

now i'm wondering about Ally C. ...

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i am wearing bright blue tights today. i was wearing bright purple ones yesterday and some lady asked me if she could take my photo cos purple is her favourite colour. i have the same ilx crush that i have had all year, the crushee knows all about it.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 1 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

How did I miss all this beautiful skeeviness? I was deprived.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 November 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I belive solar flares are disrupting my ability to read.

HOLY BATPANTS BATMAN!ILX Crushes version X = HOLY BAPTISTS BATMAN!ILX Crushes version X

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Saturday, 1 November 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sean C. and the Amazing Technicolor Tights" -- now coming to a medium-sized live theater near you!

Crushes, btw, are way too messy. I'm not bothering with them anymore, or at the very least for a very long time. In fact, most human interactions are way too messy and I'm probably out of my league when it comes to that great majority of them. Meaning it might be prudent for me to almost totally withdraw from humanity or something.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 November 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yes i have one too. the crushee doesn't know tho' (or at least i don't think so).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 November 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You people are no fun, keeping your crushes to yourselves and all.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Saturday, 1 November 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't have 'crushes' so much as 'seething intellectual envies.' and no i aint tellin

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Saturday, 1 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

crushes are more fun and less work.

i've got them.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 1 November 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yup, i've got one or two meself...

not saying who they are, either. la lala lalalalala la lalaaaa

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 1 November 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

''You people are no fun, keeping your crushes to yourselves and all.''

don't wanna embarass anyone that is all.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

least of all yourself ;)

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 1 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

haha seething intellectual envies might be a bit thin on the ground g--ff

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

My major crush here knows all about it. She is welcome to reveal it if she wishes, but I wouldn't do so for fear that being the subject of a crush from me might cause embarassment. (I can think of several other reasons to keep it quiet too!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

None of you are robots :(

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

something on this thread needs to seethe. i'm going to buy records at beat street and perhaps even some weird bling earrings, and i'd like to see some drama when i get back.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

we'll try our best ;)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll google for pictures of Rent-A-Ghost! That's as good as drama ever got!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/rentaghost.jpg

BEST FAP EVER!

Not that I have crushes on anyone from Rentaghost, but I would have respectful admiration for cute girls who dig it.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a big one that ended in a cool way and I've got a little one that can stay little cuz I'm totally focusing on local ladies. Sorry. Anthony's sick of the L.D. and wants some of the D.L. oh baby.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 2 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony also realized that he really enjoys speaking in the third person. What can I say, Anthony's a dogfucker. You've been Miccioed, my man.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 2 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i want some of the dsl

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i think we should start guessing each others crushes. i guess martin skidmore's is mslaura.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess loves Geir.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You could easily have been right there, Di, but no. She certainly was a crush of mine when I had a few ILX crushes, but now it has focussed to one person only, and it isn't the lovely Laura.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

omg, focussed crushes.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f689/f68958gjtm0.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that record. I think I know who Martin's crush is and it certainly is a good one.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 2 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

focused crushes and whatever lies beyond = the most classic thing ever.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 2 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i have like 3 ilx crushes! you all are so crushable!

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 2 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

nick is sherlock

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 November 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Di, youz playin with fy-ah!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 November 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the god of hell f ire and I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!
You fought hard and you saved and learned,
but all of it's going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind.
You're falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn!
Fire, to destroy all you've done.
Fire, to end all you've become.
I'll feel you burn!
You've been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind,
you're falling far too far behind.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN I WUZ A YOUTH I USED TO BURN CALI WEED IN A RIZLA A RIZLA A RIZLA A RIZLA

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Dan. Now take your medication. That's a good lad.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan sez:

http://www.agingresearch.org/living_longer/spring_00/allview/dan_photo2.jpg

WHEN I WUZ A YOUTH I USED TO BURN CALI WEED IN A RIZLA

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

reveal your crushes wimps

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork/Crush%20Imit%20Grape.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll reveal mine if four people reveal theirs.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i have decided that i would rather observe people through a powerful telescope rather than get close to them

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

You are Dexter from Dexter's Lab and I claim my gigantic robot.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the worst crush thread in history; when did ILX become so pussified?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

jess' new home...

http://personal.riverusers.com/~birdworks/Joe

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to suck connor smedley's fat cock. happy now?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

HOOOOOWWWLLLLL

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to suck connor smedley's fat cock. happy now?

No?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

tuna and leeny.
see? that wasn't so hard you bitches.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

is this a trick? is trife going to pop out from behind the screen and call us all creepy?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No. (Meaning yes.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I should shock you all and reveal my ilx crush?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

is it connor smedley's fat cock?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"tuna and leeny" is code for "Connor Smedley's fat cock".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you guys aren't taking me seriously at all?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

My problem is that I don't have a crush, yet I have severe keyboard diarrhea and I CAN'T STOP TYPING STUPID ONE-LINERS HELP HELP HELP

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE! CAN'T we go for ONE day without big fat floppy cocks being involved with a thread for ONCE?

do we need to declare a "cock-less monday" just to take care of things?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, Kingfish. Please replace "Connor Smedley's fat cock" with "B*cky L*c*s's squeaky vadge".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

If you are having the fucking with your crush is it still a crush?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"just another cock-less Monday...whoa o oh...wish it was sunday"

(Ally: maybe yes and maybe no)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX- your words may be ugly, but your faces are real purdy.

Except that ugly dude.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully it's more of a squish.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're fucking your crush then no, it's not a crush.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

OK so then I can't cheat, say I have a crush on my boyfriend and thusly force up that "four people must admit crushes before I reveal mine" thing? Shit.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

But you crushed on him before fucking, right? I think that should count as an admission.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

how controversial

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oops that is a tricky question but no. BUT IT COUNTS ANYWAY, ANDREW CONFESS.

Wait! Do platonic crushes on felicity and Sarah McLusky count?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"platonic"

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"plutonic"

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Just because you would rather it be not platonic doesn't mean I'm lying.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

All bets are off, anyway. I've just realised that I'd find myself a bit creepy revealing my crush, so I can't.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a platonic man-crush on all my fellow ILx broheems

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on leeny myself.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"platonic"?

― pavlov's #1 horndawg (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure. If you think so.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's a good thing)

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

aren't all ilx crushes creepy? That's why they are fun. I just realized today that I found Jason Bateman strangely attractive. I threw up a little in my mouth.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Your email address is thus appropriate.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

zing!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No one remembers what flembach is! I expected the canucks to remember.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I knew what you were talking about, Carey. Crudders probably knows but he's way smarter than me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That's ok, it's so obscure I think I have to marry the person who knows what it is.

Resume crush beating around the bush.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I may still have a crush on kate but I recently cut off my hair. Boo hoo.

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

worst choice of words ever. (xpost)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I have one ... and I was totally gonna post it to this thread, but Andrew's "creepy" comment has got me all self-conscious about it now.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

having been disappointed in the drama stakes here, i am trying to instill creepiness with my new thread.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

CREEPINESS ROX U R ALL GAY

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a crush on the picture sarah mclusky posted to this thread.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Grand pianos crash together when my boy walks down the street
There are whole new kinds of weather when he walks with his new beat
Everyone sings hallelujah when my boy walks down the street
Life just kind of dances through ya from your smile down to your feet
Amazing he's a whole new form of life
Blue eyes blazing and he's going to be my wife
The world does the hula-hula when my boy walks down the street
Everyone thinks he's Petula so big and yet so petite
Butterflies turn into people when my boy walks down the street
Maybe he should be illegal he just makes life too complete...
Amazing he's a whole new form of life
Blue eyes blazing and he's going to be my wife
Oh, shadows of echoes of memories
Oh, things that he brings that he found in the sea
Oh, shadows of echoes of memories of songs
Oh, how could he know that it won't be long...
Grand pianos crash together when my boy walks down the street
There are whole new kinds of weather when he walks with his new beat
Everyone sings hallelujah when my boy walks down the street
Life just kind of dances through ya from your smile down to your feet

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
WELL I LOVE TV AND I LOVE T. REX
I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SKIRT
I'VE GOT X-RAY SPEX
I CAME FROM THE SKY LIKE A 747
I'M THE BAD BOY BABY I FELL OUT OF HEAVEN
SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
BLITZKRIEG ROMANCE I'M A COOL DOMINATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER

WELL I'M CHRIST IN SHADES I'M A NAPALM GOD
YOUR LIPSTICK FLICKERS ROUND MY LIGHTNING ROD
YOU FEVER PITCH BITCH YOU LOVE TO TEASE
WELL I'M A HOT DOG DADDY UP ON YOUR KNEES
SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
BLITZKRIEG ROMANCE I'M A LIVING DETONATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER YEAH

I'M THE SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
YOU'RE A DISCO REPTILE A FUNKY ALLIGATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I have a crush on Di.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd imagine you'd be one in a lengthy queue

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd be surprised if I wasn't.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

watch it jim. i said something similiar and received an internet beatdown.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ain't nothin they could say to me that hasn't been said before.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

now i am confused. confused and flattered. but i suspect you all just love me for my zodiac mindwarp lyrics.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh it's more than that.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

it's your eighties 45s collection too

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna circle jerk with nickalicious jess and martin skidmore

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

the truth is stranger than fiction, chaki.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Conner Smedley was a lady! A werelady, but a lady nonetheless, and thus there was no floppycock action.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, don't move... etc

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ai! You're crushing me!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you love it. Now hold still...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, crushes aren't creepy. I have a crush on Ally, Andrew Thames, and ESOJ for his Simpsons references.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally! Come on the rest of you, spill your crushes!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

justyn dillingham.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray! More, more!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara. Mark C. mark s. Jess. Ally. dave q.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wilson-brothers.com/owenfanfiction/zoofront.jpg

So I'm rapelling down Mount Vesuvias, when suddenly I slip. And I start to fall. I mean I'm about to die. Just falling. AHHH. AHHH. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, 'Holy. Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days? And couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?'

And?

It was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvias.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on RJG too.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG, that joke is overdone.

RJG.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't currently have a crush on anyone on ILx. Sorry!

My current celebrity crushes are pretty much the same as they were when I posted to whatever previous thread it was, i.e. Penny Smith, Liza Tarbuck (give her the job on HIGNFY!), Charlotte Rampling, Juliet Stevenson, Juliette Binoche, Vanessa Redgrave, Isabelle Huppert, Catherine Deneuve and - whisper it very quietly - Theresa May...

The general preference for the older and wiser woman may be noted.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Preference proved for older. Theresa May being the exception that proves the wiser rule (actually wisdom of actresses often difficult to jhudge, but career choices of most of this list suggest more wisdom than the average).

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on the Hansel joke!!

― allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It was perfect this monring definitely!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any ILX crushes. Also, Fred Durst cooties are destroying my Halle Berry crush (even though her new movie looks like it's pandering to me).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/sadman.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized
that I have one of these too
or maybe, damn, two

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

my Halle Berry crush (even though her new movie looks like it's pandering to me).

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/bootycure.jpg

In this heartwarming adventure, Halle Berry plays Roberta Smith, a bootybuilder trying to break out of suburbia and attain fame. In a last ditch attempt to differentiate herself from the crowd, she trains her pooter to perform her favourite Cure numbers, and hilarity ensues! Opens November 7th at a theatre near you. (Warning: some scenes may be unsuitable for anyone who isn't Dan.)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!

My happiness is unbounded.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget the love scenes with Thandie Newton, Sean!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, you complete me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My work here is done.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I must admit that I'm troubled by the little Robert Smith heads that appear to be shooting out of her ass.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And for once, when I say "troubled" I DO NOT mean "aroused".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Instead you mean 'fulfilled.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

That's my favorite part. Plus the blue background is k-reminscent of the Kill Bill silhouette routine. Crudders, did I ever tell you you're my hero?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, but there's not enough booty for my booty tastes.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a bad feeling this thread will never make it back to the topic of crushes now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

For Kingfish...
http://xine.sourceforge.net/images/donations/treasure.gif

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

how much does owen wilson look like rod stewart in that pic?

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Seconded the Hansel.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't you know I go loco on j00??

― eeey ese (starry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey, I thought Jason Bateman looked pretty good on Arrested Development last night, so you're not alone.

I don't think that ILX crushes you have already made good should be excluded. Of course, I crushed on NA pre-ILXing, but I still crush on him now too! F the hatas.

I have loads of platonic ILX crushes, but for now I'll mention Luna, Ally, and kate.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on you, and you, and you.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*Humph!*

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I was all ready to make a tuna joke but then I saw that picture. I'm leaving now.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, fred durst does it every time.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Britney Spears an ILXor? I have a crush on her?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

so does RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, she's really hot.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

so does RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG-Unit.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG2

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Ally-zay I crush on you too.

― Britney S. (thatgirl), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

so does RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

=:O

Are you drunk?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had a crush on Jason Bateman since It's Your Move.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/gbq04636.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we invite Jason Bateman to post on ILX? Can we make this happen?

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Did anyone else besides me and Sarah watch the new show he's in on Fox last night, Arrested Development? It was actually pretty funny.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to mother jess.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

you left out an 's' there, teeny.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

also I left out a 'panking'.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://epguides.com/ItsYourMove/cast.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, which cast member is on the most drugs in that picture?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/5/8/19-5178-sm.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm disappointed that he's not wearing a Swatch in that pic.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

rick wakeman

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Bateman looks alot like Batman. Coincidence?

Come lust over his new show with me here.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not NaNoWriMo-ing - I'm actuallu working - what the fuck is up with THAT?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

wrong thread, and not only am I working, I'm stupid, too

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, Come join our pillow fight!
http://www.albany.edu/~liga/images/pics/find/ffl02tlj.jpg

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/johnwatkinschow/gallery/pillow.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fan art of the X-Women having a pillow fight. Wow.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I was impressed.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That's that crazy internet for ya.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(If 'impressed' means really fucking disturbed)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It could've been much much worse though.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

please don't make me consider it

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm surprised that wasn't pic 1 in a 40 pic montage that eventually features X-nipple and X-sapphicity.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that mean you went to the page to check it out, Dan?

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! No, I just made assumptions. (Anyway, I'm not having crudely-drawn X-vaginas appear on the screen of my work computer.)

Does anyone else remember the photomanipulation site where they took pictures of naked men and women and Photoshopped them into superheros?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/bootycure2.jpg

Having scaled the heights and won the title, bootybuilder Roberta Smith (Halle Berry) finds both her repertoire and her booty getting stale. Doubly troubling (and not in an arousing way), she is challenged by up-n-comer Veronica Jotten (played by Vivica Fox), whose pooter is proficient in Pistols and PiL. Will it be anarchy in the USA, or just like heaven for our heroine? Bootycure II: The Pootening hits screens on December 12, and will be available on DVD on December 14.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, just like that.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

btw i'm all for mothering and spanking

gimme a couple of days and i'll be all for smothering too

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck?! I go to bed, and in the morning this thread has magically become fucking fantastic.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ps: I have a crush on Sean because he's my magician.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

X-sapphicity

NEW FAVOURITE WORD!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck?! I go to bed, and in the morning this thread has magically become fucking fantastic.

The amazing things that happen in eight hours....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

god, I was totally gonna announce my crush but that Bootycure photo thing has just...ugh...so wrong.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, nobody crushes on me! Thats it I'm going to cry now.

PS not really.

PPS I crushed on Jim once but he already knew this ;P I still crush on his collection of Benders though*

*Dan to thread etc

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't fret Trayce, I didn't get a Valentine either.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

trayce i think you are a truly foxy lady. and you have a mang what crushes on you, you greedy lass!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Daw fanks Di, feelin's mutual :) And I know Im taken, but a gal can't have too many crushes dagnabbit!

Now err.. back to nanowrimo.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

my crush can eat a bag of dicks

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

my crush too can eat a bag of dicks

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's pretty impressive, I don't blame either of you for being interested

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, is it shallow or not to be enamoured with your crush's dick-eating ability?

hmm. why not hold a dick-eating contest?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It would turn out like that pie eating contest in Stand By Me.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

my crush can go on being kind, funny, unpretentious and fascinating.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Kiss ass.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

This from the girl who gives her crush the fucking!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

heaven i need a hug

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there anybody out there willing to embrace a thug?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

come to papa
http://www.dtl.org/cults/images/picture/jesus-arms-open.gif

― The Jesus (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*crossposts*

I don't know, Nicolars, but there certainly would never be anyone out there who would ever want to embrace me. You know. In that "Oh, I want to be more than friends with you" sort of way. IMHO. And don't worry, this thought of mine has been in my head since long before I even started reading this forum, so it's not inspired by this thread.

I should really get used to never being someone's crush, you know. It's not necessary. It's not like breathing or anything. Yeah, I'll just keep on telling myself that....

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll have a crush on you, Dale the Guy. Don't feel left out.

― giggle giggle hehe, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not saying who my crush(es) are. Because it's such a ghastly awful thing to be crushed on by me, I mean, ask poor Dr. Spivey!

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

come to papa
-- The Jesus
Is this where we all start singing Creed's "With Arms Wide Open"?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

< /saget>

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sure Dr Nigel is relishing every second kate!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i've said it before and i'll say it again, i think you're all mental...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Why you gotta go and hate on Bob Saget? Come on now.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that was unfair to Saget. Maybe I should have used Coulier instead.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(I think if Dr. Nigel knew about it, he and his family would slap a restraining order so fast that my head would spin!)

― kate (kate), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Admittedly it is like punching marshmellow but I am fully in sympathy with Nicolars.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, Coulier had an affair with Alanis so this comparison is untenable.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

MUST YOU DISGUST ME WITH THIS NEWS I WAS PREVIOUSLY AND HAPPILY UNAWARE OF.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf, ned, she went down on him in a theatre for fuck's sake.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

do you know who the president of the united states is? what's your address?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

See, I wanted to assume that was only dramatic license.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ned, have you never gone down on any one in the theater?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Who hasn't!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"this is the worst production of waiting for godot ever"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"HelLO! we're doing a play here! would you mind waiting for the intermission to do THAT?!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing to be done

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm beginning to come around to that opinion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

euthanasia

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Formication. (Wait, wrong play...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe if we wait here, Godot's wife will come 'round tomorrow and go down on all of us in this theater here?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, so does RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Kevorkian to thread.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

5 years ago, i voted for Kevorkian's lawyer for guv'nor of Michigan.

the brother of said lawyer is one of the Romantics, who've recently reformed. it's a FACT.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

But can he show up to this thread?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

A reformed romantic? Isn't that an oxymoron?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

no, he didn't seem that dumb.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

He is a Fieger = he is dumb.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I've gotten busy with a crush in a Burger King bathroom. Unfortunately, it was a toilet seat that i crushed. :(

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You got busy with a toilet seat? EW.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, it's time to turn the keys and activate the self-destruct

then, some gelato

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

gelato for all! who's wants chocolate gelato!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yum! Make mine with sprinkles and cream.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay gelato!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, may I interest you in a career in giving up on this one?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

*beats head against desk*

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

When I meet Jess I hope we kiss.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it's as if lord custos was a gremlin and someone threw him in water

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

With tongues.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

So does RJG?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

it's as if lord custos was a gremlin and someone threw him in water

And they were all fed after midnight! Jebus.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. They were fed jess's gelato. I blame him. It's truly amazing how he's all like horrified by all this, just like that kid in Gremlins was, but he was the one who fucked it all the fuck up. I hate that kid. Smug fucking shithead. You buy a goddamned mogwai and don't take proper care of it and then you're like "Oh no oh no please don't hurt my girlfriend Phoebe Cates". Well FUCK you and your stupid girlfriend.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

PERSONAL FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY, people. This is what I'm preaching and I am not hearing any motherfucking amens in this joint and you are ALL condemned.

By me.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I go along with the personal responsibility thing. I'm totally having credit for the fish-marathon last night.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen!

Oh sorry sorry...

Alady!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, jess is OTM.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i never bought lord custos!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like he was foisted upon us by the creepy asian guy with the one milky eye

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"...the TOPPINGS are also cursed..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Pinkeye has become fashionable.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It was more like the asian guy knocked on our door, dumped custos on our doorstep, then ran away.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, it's like every step i take around here is shadowed

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You also aren't dating Phoebe Cates, jess!! I never said it was exactly like that smug curly haired Gremlins bastard.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer Gremlins 2 because the gremlins go to the TV studio and some of the gremlisn wear clothes and I liked that I thoguht it was funny.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, dont rub it in, ally : (

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.movieconnection.it/schede/gremlins.jpg

From left: Jess, Custos

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Gizmo was too cute for this to work!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

These are the people shadowing jess!

http://www.videopremiereawards.com/ReviewPics/Gremlins.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, that's better.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually they're also kind of too cute for this to work :(

Forget it, this metaphor is for shit :(

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:kuO8WJXSk9gC:www.dvdstuff.co.uk/screensh/gremlin.jpg
Not when it's flashing it isn't.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW please everyone read all of my posts to this thread in a Jon Spencer voice.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember when Sean posted that horrifying picture of a misshapen Halle Berry shooting little Robert Smith heads outof her ass? Good times.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF? Did I blink pat that, or something? Still, sounds like bliss for all the kiddies...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Spencer's Blue's Explosion?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

and then there was a Vivica Fox Ass shooter?

that was cool, too.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't make me go all Bootycure III on your azz, people. C'mon now.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rockpalast.de/bilder/oster02/chat/chat_jsbx.jpg

― Jon Spencer (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS THREAD IS NOT NO ROCK AND ROLL! I AM TALKING ABOUT THE BLUES!! YOU ARE NOT A FUNNY INDIVIDUAL! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE EXPLOSION OF THE BLUES! ROCK AND ROLL FUUCK.

― Jon Spencer, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna grow my side burns like Jon Spencer! It'll take years.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we vote people off of the island?

― Rupert Boneham (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Why bother with voting when you can just mock and belittle everyone you don't like? It's the ILE way, yo.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we stop beating around the bush and skip directly to the point where we start asking specific people to shove lit firecrackers up their asses?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Or alternately we can just whine at each other until we all die from self-pitying aggravation?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Even Carl Lewis considers the subway sometimes.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yes! Zoidberg commands you all to get with the ass-shoving!

http://home.t-online.de/home/Benjamin.Buescher/Bilder/zoidberg.gif

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I love imagining Jon Spencer hunting and pecking away at his computer keyboard with the capslock on, writing out some of his song lyrics like "TAKE A WHIFF OF MY PANT LEG BABY" and "TALKIN BOUT THA BLOOOOOZ" in a public library or something.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

you go first dan

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

So, that's a "yes", then?

GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SAY ANYTHING I FIND FUNNY? ENTERTAIN ME, DON'T DEPRESS ME! I AM SPECIFICALLY LOOKING AT YOU, KINGFISH! YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME LAUGH! AND NICK SOUTHALL, THE FIRST FISH PICTURE WAS FUNNY IN A "WHY THE FUCK IS HE DOING THAT?" WAY, BUT BY THE SEVEN THOUSANDTH ONE YOU'D BEATEN THAT JOKE SO FAR INTO THE GROUND IT WAS MELTED BY THE EARTH'S CORE! AAAAAAAARGH! SEE, I CAN FUCKING BRING THE TONE DOWN WITH THE BEST OF THEM!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, this is where people really want to go, right?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

now leave southall out of this.

"fight the real evil."

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

and have you ever known me not to point fingers directly?! i am not exactly the master of couth.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, you broke Dan Perry.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dennith Couthinich

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

but it had to be said!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, when dan is calling peoples relentless punning unfunny, a line has been crossed!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

difference between dan perry and, say, kingfish: i can see dan doing stuff, like, say, having a body and being married and stuff rather than just being a subroutine of the comedy central website

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

this was, i think, truly inevitable.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, you can tell when somebody gets to jess via a posting flurry.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

pardon ME, but I am a flash animation of the CC website. get it right.

and i did TOO post something perry said to the funny list. shit, half the time, Ally or somebody else has already beaten me to it.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally admitting it's no longer worth yr time to be polite C/D

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, Jess, way to get Dan to point your finger for you.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, I just want to say this: you are absolutely wrong.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea what's going on anymore.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it was a crush thread, now it's a different kind of crushing thread.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

should we just go back to Gremlins?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably for the best.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I kind of feel bad leaving Dan out to dry like that.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's ok, Ally. He was getting a little too wet.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Say say say

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

what you want...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK YOU DAN PERRY.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, Christ Kingfish - enough is enough with the goddamn images on every thread.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

alright, alright...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

But I still have something to say about the hatred thing and now it's over. :(

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

So start a new thread. Or go to a yoga class. Or have wild sex. One of those.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The wild sex isn't til Friday. :(

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

And Oops wouldn't be able to get all huffy and self-righteous like he likes to.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

And Kenan Hebert might not be able to use it as proof that all women are evil and go on another rant showing how he is the worst man who ever lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I feel so much better now?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's a bad thing)
(xp)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But they're evil wenches! It forces him to act that way.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

He has made two very specific cracks about me that I find completely and wholly unforgivable. I don't know why he feels the need to call me out but the rape comment was way too fucking far and I hope to one day meet Kenan Hebert in person because I have a bee stick with his name on it.

JESS LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't see those comments but there are plenty of other examples I can think of.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

? really?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

AMMO!
http://www.glasscompositions.com/bee_plant_stick_1.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

FWIW I kind of think the BIZARRO picture is funny Kingfish.

HAHAHAHAHA Sarah that is the tweest violence ever, I kiss you.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what happened here?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Bee sticks.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think with this thread we are entering a new phase of ILX, call it "nu-nu-ILX" if you will, and I'm getting left behind.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"du-du ILX" *giggles*

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

now matter how many generations of ILX there is, there will always be cat threads.

and for that, we can be thankful.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

what happened here?

jess finally deleted ilx?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If only.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel like i've been beaten

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, physically, not just by life

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the difference between how the two feel?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No, we're done with that now. Don't make me break out the pic of you and the bear.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

no bear could quell myzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

No wait! Maybe if jess just insults people a few more times they'll go away! It has to work!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a fucking hobby.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Huff, puff! You can blow that house down.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

oops what do you get out of defending middling lowbrow excess?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

aside from a "king of the midgets" feeling.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

me no like prickish snobs.
that is all.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Baking, perhaps?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to make those cakes for the next birthday I attend.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, new rule. all birthday cakes must have little cake balloons with them.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish, I'm glad you weren't deeply offended by my post.

Nick, I hope you weren't deeply offended by my post.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

pussy!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

This is like the ILX production of Lord of the Flies, isn't it.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

kill the pig

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I've totally got nothing against Kingfish; it's just that if I never see another goddamn Matt Groening / Space Ghost / whatever character before I die, it will be too soon.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It's true, I am a gigantic quivering pussy.

This is a picture of me with my high school guidance counselor:

http://www.seacoastnh.com/granitestatenose/res/cat.jpeg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait five seconds....

Dan, when did you morph into Wilford Brimley?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

LIKE FOUR HUNDRED GORILLAZ ON THE INTERNET, MAKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JOKES

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

...

blurillaz?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

so is RJG

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Like 4 blurillaz on a projector monitor making concept albums doesn't have the same ring to it

― R Kelly. (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"highbrow"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess poor Luna's not around for you to harrass and degrade today, oops?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"poor luna"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

.. or refer to as "Woman".

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god.

BLURILLAZ???

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

haha ally remember about 100 posts up when you were saying that gremlins dude had no right to be all aghast at what he had created...

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not aghast at all! I just happen to like Luna so I'm trying to distract you all with BLURILLAZ...you've beaten on her enough, jess!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

But I'd appreciate it if you'd not let anyone know I'm dating Phoebe Cates in the future, ok?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah well i figure you suffer enough undue attention of sex-starved losers around here, so no problem

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I just drank my coffee the wrong way reading that post, jess.

― allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

She'll emerge quick enough to get her revenge, Ally. Jess, that doesn't incluse the females, surely?

Blurrillaz: classik ILE hijack

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah I crush on you ally.

oops x-post

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sandboxautomatic.com/images/krushgroove.gif

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you're right, ESOJ. From now on, i'll only post images of Sir Patrick Moore.

I'll let Skottie handle the rest for me. He seems to have been trained well in the Image Leech ways.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish, no shock value? Are you running out of steam?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

tonight is the night I slit my wrists.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm... I've been playing football and now this... Dan, rest assured I was not offended, I was hitting the post left-footed from 18-yards and then swearing really loud. Jess, I do kiss you, but I also think you need to be more with the love sometimes, man. < /nickalicious> Mind you, so could everybody do with being more with the love. If that makes sense.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX is really in the fucking gutter.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, i prefer non-sequitur (attempted) humor rather than shock value. DaDa goes for that.

oh yeah, and Southall started it.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really only two threads, Ronan. The great thing is how determined we all are to keep these threads in the gutter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

There's another thread like this?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, i prefer non-sequitur (attempted) humor rather than shock value. DaDa goes for that.

Careful, before Dada posts a pic big enough to crush you. But, so do I, come to that.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

All my fun fell out.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's so bad a discussion would be worse

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

There's this thread and the "mildly kinky" thread. (The new Calum thread started down that path, but took a detour once everyone posting to it realized they were all saying variations on the same thing.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan's comment is especially funny coming right after Southall's "being more with the love" line.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a new Calum thread? Where?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i was right with my second comment.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The American smoking ban thread. (I should note that when I say "Calum", I really mean "'Calum'", ie "this probably isn't Calum but it's the same trolly baiting style".)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I want Connor Smedley back.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is the thread where we declare our undying hatred for each other and then kiss."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You got that backwards Dan. Unsurprisingly.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan forgets about the stillettos, as well.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps we could all take our minds off this unpleasantness with this delightful AP Photo of our Beloved, Holy, & Appointed by God President.

I leave it to the viewer to determine whether that's shock value or not.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not my bloody president.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You lucky sod. Would it be wrong to slap him (Bush, I mean)?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah nick, but there are those over here who make that same statement.

in 12-15 months it will hope to God be moot anyway...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Will we still be sane, by then? Doubt it.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but nichole, i think some of us are starting to lose it already.

Check the fan prediction in the upper right part of the screen.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

73%? Ha, hope springs eternal....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You should note that I only interact that way with Luna.
You should also note that she knows i'm playing around and doesn't give a shit.
You should further note that you all are fucking retarded.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Nichole, note which team is picked.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I DID see that, Kingfish....hence my arch comment.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you're right, ESOJ. From now on, i'll only post images of Sir Patrick Moore.

what was i right about? i'm confused

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't give a shit because you are inconsequential and I crush you like bug!

I don't like being called woman

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like being called slick.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

DID see that, Kingfish...

oh yeah, duh. never mind.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course. I hadn't realized 'slick' could be offensive. I shall refrain from now on.

How do you feel about 'fucktard'?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I love 'fucktard'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it, too.

Done.

Fucktard is the new slick.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, so who's got a crush?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Me.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Who are ya crushing?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, prolly.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

There are other options, you know!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, nothing against Luna, but let's show some creativity!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

my head is about to explode from seing the new picture of Di. No news there, though.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Anna, KT or Emma are great choices, considering they are geographically closer

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Luna.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Your head?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, it gets kind of old for me, too. "Probably"? Fuck that noise.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Go back to slick, fucktard.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

you people need to twee the fuck up. this is the crush thread.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you're too early, Miccio! Must needs a good drink buzz to admit such things.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just shocked what a bitchfest this thread became in the last 20+ hours.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been an odd thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

you people need to twee the fuck up. this is the crush thread.

Miccio sounds here
like the toughest but nicest
drill sergeant EVER

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's recap:

I have an unbearable crush on an ILXer but I'm not going to admit who it is.

-- Andrew (n...), October 31st, 2003. (enneff) (later)

Answers

Please use this thread for posting pictures from the live-action Batman tv series.

-- Andrew (n...), October 31st, 2003. (enneff) (later)

This thread is seriously lacking scandal. But not tights. HoYay.

-- Carey (flembac...), October 31st, 2003. (Carey) (later)

jess it's me isn't it.

-- g--ff c-nn-n (misterhungr...), October 31st, 2003. (gcannon) (later)

is it connor smedley's fat cock?

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyl...), November 3rd, 2003. (dubplatestyle) (later)

x@eudoramail.com), November 3rd, 2003. (lucylurex) (later)

i mean

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER YEAH

I'M THE SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
YOU'RE A DISCO REPTILE A FUNKY ALLIGATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), November 3rd, 2003. (lucylurex) (later)

http://epguides.com/ItsYourMove/cast.jpg

-- Nicolars (nicolew1...), November 3rd, 2003. (Nicole) (later)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/bootycure2.jpg

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), November 3rd, 2003. (SeanC) (later)

I mean, this is where people really want to go, right?

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), November 4th, 2003. (Dan Perry) (later)

I like it, too.

Done.

Fucktard is the new slick.

-- luna (luna_cee...), November 4th, 2003. (luna.c) (later)

It's been an odd thread.

-- Casuistry (chri...), November 5th, 2003. (Chris Piuma) (later)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to despise these threads because no one ever mentioned me (probably my fault for only posting like 10 times a week on really boring threads), but this one does! therefore, for all its obvious flaws, i dub it the best crush thread evah.

di: ~~your check is in the mail~~ the crush is mutual, luv!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, wasnt' this thread about Batman?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Not unless big-ass booty pootin' out all your favourite hits from Disintegration can even remotely be construed as "Batman".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Right this second, I am crushing on Di.

And, of course, Her Highness.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"..."

― "Jess" (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the worst crush thread in history; when did ILX become so pussified?

I want to make everyone on ILX my bitch. On your knees, worm! *cracks a bullwhip*

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

waitaminute.... how did i miss this thread??

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello there boys...

http://www.scifi.com/batman/images/downloads/catwoman.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi from me too.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HHP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn.

I wish I didn't like Martin now, because it'd be so much fun to point back at him and say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah! You're wrong and I'm right, just admit it!" And then when he could ask for proof, I could point out this thread and the "anonymous crush" thread from really recently and show him that the only "crush" mention I got was a sympathy one that may or may not actually be genuine, and then explain to him that this has been my life since I can remember and that it is not going to change unless some miracle happens.

*sighs* But I do like Martin, so I'll just have to figure out some more polite and mature and "I know you're meaning well here" sort of way of stating the above.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i have like 3 ilx crushes! you all are so crushable!

me too! me too! 3 ilx crushes!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

give us names!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that's your parents' job

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, ask yourself how I can be sure that you are found attractive by at least one person here; and bear in mind that in fact only a few people are admitting to their crushes.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

phil-two has a great ass!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

so does RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Hahahahahaha BOOTYCURE!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear Lord. I feel like I'm looking back at some extremely uncomfortable period in my ILX adolescence. Am now proceeding to look away shamefacedly at my contributions to this thing and just concentrate on the Bootycure-ness of it all. I highly encourage everyone else to do the same.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 17 March 2005 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

all the bitches love me.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 17 March 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

All crush threads should derail into angry calling-each-other out and Crudders making big booty fake movie posters for Dan Perry. This was great!

I have a crush on an ilxor. She lives closer to me than almost any of you, besides my fellow Lex Vegas0rz hint hint.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get crushes anymore.
i am an advanced being. hella zen and all that.
here's the deal: i don't like 'hott' girls. in fact, i am kinda biased against them. cos i reckon they KNOW they're 'hott' and stuff, so i tend to behave in ways they don't expect. usually i'm a nice young lad, well mannered and all, but not where hott gurlz are concerned. i'll hold doors open for guys or normal looking chicks, old folks, kids, dogs, tramps, anyone. but hott gurlz? open the door yourself, biziatch! you already have plenty going for you, deal with it. likewise with driving - i'll let people into a space etc generally. but hott gurls? no chance! you fucking wait! hahaha! and so on.

i like to think i'm helping redress the balance, yo.

er, yeah. just thought i'd share that. hott girls beware! i ain't impressed.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicklish, I bet I know who your crush is!!

I have, about 15 crushes on various ILXers.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

g-kit is really cool *blushes*

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Mandee, get on AIM!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

form a queue, yo.
no squabbling.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally checked out a boy's ass yesterday :/ It must be spring fever I guess. He wasn't on ILX though.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it pathetic or cool to admit that all of a sudden I have a crush on a musician I saw in a video?

Does the fact that this video aired on MTV's Subterranean affect this overall situation?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

James Franco was in Gremlins?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX crushes are nothing but trouble. Avoid them like the plague!

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Revive!

This was the best ILX crush thread EVAR. Also, I am nursing a small ILX crush at the moment. So hey - lets go crazy! In tights! Or... something.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh god

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

look, trayce, im very flattered. but long distance relationships just aint my thang ok?

― chaki, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha :D

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping Ally and Dan in particular would see this =)

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have crush on blondy percussion girl in support band from friday nite

― electricsound, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

My new crush is musically inspired, I must say. Ah me oh my. OK nuff said now.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh god seriously

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Come on, you cannot doubt the power of BOOTYCURE II - the POOTENING.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok oddly that isn't the problem, though really that should be bothering me so much more than it is!!

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I have my very first ILX crush! WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ON ILX - FEBRUARY 07??

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

ENBB amirite

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

She is very attractive, but I do not swing that way, so nope.

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha that makes it a lot harder then!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Secret crush = more fun! Pantsman Batman keeps trying to break me.

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

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