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What can i get ya, Sporto?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Bubba, was just trying to brighten your day, Bud.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not your pal, Bluto.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on, Guy, it's cool. I'll leave you alone, Broheems

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Broheems"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

do you think it gives the asker some vengeance against a faceless corporate service job? i mean, you have to cope however you can, but i felt some sort of condescending attitude with the phrasing.

oh well, better that than a big loogie.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

chill my brethren

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Brohide?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

HEY THERE FUCKFACE!!
HEY THERE FUCKFACE!!
There are twelve people in the world
The rest are paste

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Bromide?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa there big shooter! i mean, take it easy, chief.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

hey chief, didja catch the game?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, Dan, you should never visit southern california in fear of perpetual puzzled looks after talking with the locals.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant, haha, DANARINO!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Brunhilda?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Danster :)
The Horacinator :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Danbrah, it's all good, dudeman.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

If someone actually called me "broheems" in the course of a normal-seeming conversation, I think I might die from laughter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"or...el dudarino, if you're not into the whole...brevity thing"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, never mind it, the Gyginator, you can feel better that at least you're not that guy, Gygarooni.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Brigadooner

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dorksluts.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You want that Gee & Tee short or tall, Spunk Jockey?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Allybrah!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Settle down, Jackson

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

a friend of mine used to always say, "what's happening, Rory Calhoun?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Mannwich, that's hilarious!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool it sparky!
http://www.wackyhijinks.com/reboot/look/ot/cn/sparky.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was a lad, my friends called me Broham, ("'Sup, Bro-HAAAAM!")perhaps because I was overweight and white. I think it was some sort of corruption of brougham combined with the first letters of my first name (Brian). Broheems is rather close to that, and I would probably answer to it if called in a friendly manner.

Later, Ace.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nice one cobber

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

My boss from my first job would always hit me up with, "How's my little hippy?!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

anytime a homeless guy calls me "big guy" while asking for money he gets NONE

let this be a lesson to you in this crumbling economy

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What should he call you? "Little Fella"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"sir"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Any homeless person who calls me "my liege" gets cash.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

though, if a homeless guy called me "His Master's Bizatch", i'd actually take him to a good corner restaurant for a bowl of teriyaki.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Why the fuck hasn't Luna called anybody 'Slick' yet?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Sir Strongo, would be good too

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the problem, champ?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Does it look like I have a problem, Punchy?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, slim - wouldn't be the first time

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "punchy"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i am totally calling everyone punchy from now on

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

cool it, flash

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

it ain't no thang, chief

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU cool it, Bucko
(Chief was already used, Palooka)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not so fast, Salty

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh bite me, slick

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You need to chill, homeslice.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd like that wouldn't you, Hombre?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, 'sup?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Can it, Mac.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

none your business, homesqueeze

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Oopster :)
Da Oopstud :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

stuff it, pilgrim

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, Jack, you gotta problem?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all getting out of hand, enchilada.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all getting out of, hand enchilada.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

So you don't actually wanna know how my day was?

Chsh. Forget you, pal...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all, getting out of hand enchilada.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop yer cryin', Emo Steamo

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Last time I'm brainstorming with you, bubba.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This, is all getting out of hand enchilada.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

cool it, pumpkinhead.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care, Toots.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen up, dicksnot, I'M the leader!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh just fuck off, Tex.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Bite me, Opie.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, partner. It's been a rough day for ol' Slapnuts.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS BREATH!"

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

what else is new, chickenhead?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Figure it out yourself, Sherlock.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, calm down there, Slim.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

SLIM WAS ALREADY USED, COWBOY!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

you wanna make something of it, cap'n?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't test me, Ace.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/madison/936/simpsons/ottodrive.gif

Heeeeeeeeeey, little dude, why be fightin' when you could be ROCKIN'?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that all you got, Fella? No more quips from you, Boss?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Step up to the mic, Gene Semens

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Already there, Stretch

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You're awfully cocky, pardner

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Changing the spelling doesn't mean you can use the same name twice, Sunshine.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

damn - forgot about that one, monkeybutt

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll let it slide, Sugar.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Goldang.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a room, Twinkletoes!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Bite me, Gramps.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

now them's fightin' words, angelpie

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you talking to me, L'Esperanza?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

cool it, cat daddy

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Who else would I be talking to, Hot Shot?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Contractions.. ooooh, how deep, Mellancampy And The Infinite DexNess

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

rock on, pussycat

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a method to my madness, Burgerpipe.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry about the nastiness, Sailor.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I am completely losing my shit over Mellancampy And The Infinite DexNess, Boo-Boo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

well then, la-di-da, Dyke Merkin..

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

get help, sweetpants

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

no worries, fudgenpacken

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

get off the bike, talcynuts!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread wherein everyone talks to you like they're your stepdad.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 1 November 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

or your disinterested bartender.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 1 November 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

you rang, squire?

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 1 November 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

'wha'ya say i see ya layter nits ? '

'hey there bozo whaddya say ? '

'proud o' ya sizzle-chest ? '

etc.

jerky boys own this thread !

then there's that one where he's on the phone to the lady about knocking down his ex's house; 'okay sweet-tits' ?

― piscesboy, Saturday, 1 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever you say, nosering

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 1 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

So it's Saturday night. And I just discovered someone has mashed in the bonnet on my car while it was parked out in road. No note, no number, nothing cept a fucked up grill, a large dent and a bonnet that won't actually open. Just come back from a Birthday party early since I felt like smashing a bottle over my own head such is my mood. Tidy.

― Alex K (Alex K), Saturday, 1 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Tough luck, leather-nutz.

― HoraceMann, Sunday, 2 November 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

[A dude I work with calls all the men in the office "chief" and all the young-ish women "kiddo." Somehow it doesn't sound as sexist as it could be, since he's a chubby gay guy. Also, he sometimes calls the men "Chief Rocker."]

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 2 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not wholly convinced that being gay is a guarantee against sexism, you know.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 2 November 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

What's that you say, sparky?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey John-Boy, you up for another Monday?

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You wot guv?

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Blow it out your ass, butt-nut.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Age before beauty, cochese.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You got that right, bub.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

What's your 20, slick?

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
But it feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you
Bring along your lady friend, do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true

Hey there sour grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone
Feelin' bad, feelin' blue, tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

>What's your 20, slick?

'slick' was already used, jackass.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

then again, so was 'sparky', which i used, but that's too bad for you, bee-yatch.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hey don't be so pedantic, nizzle-nutz

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to work with this guy who called me 'sharky', which always reminded me of the Burt Reynolds movie 'Sharky's Machine', even though I've never seen it...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's keep it calm, muchacho.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do't fuck with me, Beez!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

simmer down, chief.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey RJG, 'earlier in this thread' called. They want "chief", back. You got that, rockstar?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

fanny.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hol' it down, star

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that all you've got, sonny?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

'slick' was already used, jackass

I didn't read the top of the thread, toots.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

All right there, Pomegranite Cheeks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't make me come down there, pally.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

There's been no "pally" yet, JesusChristPooperstar?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo-stick, you're right, bucky!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You want me to pick you up by the ears and beat you against the ceiling, Captain Highliner?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a promise, lips?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You got my word, Inner Ear Infection!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool it, smart guy

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Who died and made you boss, Penny Loafer?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Your mama did, belt-buckle.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You got a problem with it, Mr. Waiter-With-Stumps-For-Hands?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

why don't you come a little closer and find out, Strawberry Letter No. 23?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you wanna go at it, Space Adventurer Cobra with the Arm Gun?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I would eat you for an inbetween meal and not even spoil my dinner, Eagle Scout.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't even try it, Little Miss Silicon Turtle...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon, eh, you're gettin' silly now you hoser.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oh? YOU have a problem with it TOO, Mr Vespa-Lover?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That's right, jack. Me and my vespa will steam-roller over your ass, kapish?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa, looks like Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer have got their britches in a knot, huh, Locust Pants?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i'm dropping billz and dropping bitchez to the left and to the right. youknowumsayin', Calexico-cunt?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that anything like Giant Sand Vulva, Husker Dude?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

You tell me--it's split between two sides. Does it itch, Itchy Internal Organs?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey ladies, are your panties too tight or something? Ease up, fruity. You too professor.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

dear God, WHY was Alan Arkin in the Jerky Boyz movie?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303584810.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

they were in it for the "sizzling soundtrack!" with Collective Soul and, and shit, too small, does that say "Tom Arnold?", Birdy Num Num?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, Tone-Deaf-Beethoven-with-Abnormally-Enlarged Prostate, they did it for the L7 and the Green Day! 1994 in the house!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

>does that say "Tom Arnold?

That's 'Tom Jones' to you, old-shoes-pulled-out-of-septic tank!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

1994 was almost 10 yrs ago, that makes me feel real old, Lumpy Nutz

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Accordions & Keyboards performed by Johnny Brennan
2. Gel performed by Collective Soul
3. 2000 Light Years Away performed by Green Day
4. Dial a Jam performed by Coolio & The 40 Thevz
5. Shallow End performed by Superchunk
6. Four Fly Guys performed by Hurricane
7. Are You Gonna Go My Way performed by Tom Jones
8. Hangin' on the Telephone performed by L Seven
9. Beef Jerky performed by House of Pain
10. Symptom of the Universe performed by Helmet
11. Dirty Dancing performed by Wu Tang Clan
12. You Got Me Sick as a Dog performed by Jerky Boys

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whoa! L7 covered THAT song? Now i'm interested in hearing it...

still, look, it has your fave band of House of Pain, Tasteless Taste Monger.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

?que onda, jefe?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

nada, 'mano.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Donde est, Miramichi!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not wholly convinced that being gay is a guarantee against sexism, you know.

This is quite late, but I just wanted to clarify, Martin, that it is, in fact, probably sexist, just that it doesn't come across as skeevy, since he's very non-alpha male.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna call everyone including my mom 'chief rocka' for the next week, maybe longer if no one punches me in the face.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully, your mom will refrain, Oops.

Have a happy night, hermanos y hermanas

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

yesterday: " Order's comin' right up, Brosteak :) "

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

where's my thread that this was a reaction too?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Search function's your buddy bud, Amigomaniac.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Amigomaniac" is genius.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i know but what was it called... gimme a hint!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

find it yourself, Fool Moe Dee

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

search function's not my buddy bud:

Find threads from I Love Everything, containing "hey guy".
None found

Words shorter than 4 letters and very common words are ignored in keyword (Simple, Query and Subject) searches.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's a hint, "Guy"gax!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

foolio iglesias

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

how'd you classify it, Lilliputdown?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably some San Francisco thread, Mary Magdelicious.. search "San Francisco hey guy GRRRRRRRRR kill"...

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

well, good luck, Luckycharmsicle

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Gygaximum, I clearly remember "starbuck's" being a major keyword here...!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Like Battlestar Galactica, Ace P. Frehley?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Well Call me Eddie Threader

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost

i don't go to starbucks (i don't drink coffee for one). i don't like massive corporate chains of anything regardless of their politics.
however, occasionally I have to entertain business partners in town and they always want to go to the starbucks which is convenient because it's so close. so i usually order a grande chai soy latte to be accomodating.

so today i am meeting with someone this morning and around 10am they say "let's go grab coffee" and we go down to starbucks. the cashier asks "what can i get you, guy?" so i order. "that'll be 2.35, guy." i drop the change in the tip jar. "thanks a lot, guy". i look him in the eyes and say very flatly "you are welcome.... guy".

i mean "guy"? what happened to corporate customer service? it was pretty weird. i expected the normal faceless "how may i help you"s but not this "guy", thing. what's next? hey bro, hey man, hey dude?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 31st, 2003 1:10 PM. (gygax!)

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hey fuckface?
-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 31st, 2003 1:10 PM. (gygax!)

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(great idea for a thread)
-- donut bitch (do...), October 31st, 2003 1:15 PM. (donut)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(more specifically with help from the Gygabitx0r)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Eureka, Prospector Jim!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Let it go, slugger.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello, Ha-Cha-Cha

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey hey, Hollywood.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

these games hurt my brain on Friday, Action Jackson

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

better your brain than ... your liver, sports fan.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you said it, Pearl Bailey

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you calling me fat, rookie?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I never did call anyone 'chief rocka'. I R a phony.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Fat implication unintential, Commander-in-Chief!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

and my spelling's atrocious, Mary Poppins

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll let it slide this time, speed racer.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dennis Miller sucks now, cha-cha.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I get to go home in an hour, Butterscotch Pie

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You hurt me in my heart, cupcake.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Sincer apologies, Light Of My Life

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Accepted, sincer or not, Lucky.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh like you have a heart, twitchy

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a holiday, a rest, Daisy Duke

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, skidmark - me and fuckknuckle are heading down to do some pee-wee cosmic bowling, drink some brewskis, maybe pick up some babeage on the way. You in, Pablo, or do you have to paint your toenails tonight? What's the word, Won Ton?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh like you have a heart, twitchy

Get bent, slapnuts.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

find it yourself, Fool Moe Dee

Yo, Huckster McHucklebutt, if I were into rap music I'd use "Fool Moe Dee" as a new nickname, but I'm as far removed from the rap scene as one can be, so no can do, Huckadoo.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 28 February 2004 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Enjoy your day!

― Skottie, Saturday, 28 February 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

I sure will, gaucho!

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Go bend yourself, sweet tits.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I sure won't, fishboner!

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't talking to you, princess.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tigger please...

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My husband always calls people champ. He knows it's arrogant and condescending and yet he still does it. It drives me up the wall.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Most fun thead ever

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Like hell, bird-dog!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Come over here and say that, nipple-back!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I will, colon-breath.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

go for it, fuckflaps.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's my memory gone, buckwheat?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't rock the boat, booger-boy.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you make like a defenceman, and get the puck outta here, sticky-dick?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You wish, Colonel Titticaca.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

My husband always calls people champ. He knows it's arrogant and condescending and yet he still does it. It drives me up the wall.

is he Australian? That word drove me nuts when I was over there, right up there with the Scottish "big man".

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Get loose, chuck.

― briania (briania), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

how's it hangin, homeslice?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

(i can't believe all i contributed to this was "fuckflaps". i feel awful.)

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

sup capitan

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

steady on, cowboy

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Alright, mate.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

how it is, skip?

― N_RQ, Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

hey, leave me alone, Stallone.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

whoa, dial it down, bub

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

THEY CALL ME DA PRANKSTA WANNA CHILL WIT DA STILL AND A 50 DOLLAR BILL

― DA PRANKSTA, Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

keep it in your pants, bucko

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Whatever you say, Sgt. Skidmarks.

― Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

you got it, pontiac

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

that alright with you, tough guy?

― N_RQ, Monday, 26 September 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

okay with me, bud-o. the real question is, is it okay with YOU, chimp-humper?

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 26 September 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

ease up, buttercup.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

hey, sweet tits

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, Chief.

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha...
catch ya later, money.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

No sweat, LL Fool J

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Stay in touch, candy-ass.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 September 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Sup, blogger?

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Monday, 26 September 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

catch ya on the flip-flop, couch-befowler

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

mind how you go, sugartits.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Don't tase me, bro.

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://spideykicksbutt.com/WhyYouMaryJane/WhyYouMaryJanePart1A.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

Fantastic then, we'll touch pee-pees on this later.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Yes yes, rudini

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

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