What very mildly kinky things do you do in bed?

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For example, my boyfriend likes me naked with just my stiletto knee-high boots on. Hmmm, sexy, if not so good for the sheets. Very mild kinkiness: it's the new hardcore!

― Very mildly kinky girl, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the crossword puzzle

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand why that is bad for the sheets? Are your shoes dirty? Are your sheets just really crap and easily ripped?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

stiletto

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The stilettoes leave little marks I find.

― Very mildly kinky girl, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I sometimes eat a bowl of cornflakes in bed.

― C J (C J), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes I mast..er, nevermind

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I understand the notion of the stiletto heel, Horace. As any number of ILXors can vouch, that's basically my normal footwear choice. My question still stands as to why that'd be awful for one's sheets.

Actually, we should discuss this further, what the fuck kind of position would one have to be in in order to totally jack up your sheets with your heels anyway? From behind or woman on top--your toes, not your heels, will be pressed on the bed. Missionary--this is why you wrap your legs around the dude or have them up or something? Who has their heels pressed down for any length of time during bed sex? If she was standing while doing it, this would make more sense but yet that would not damage the sheets unless for some reason her and her partner chose to stand on the sheets on top of their bed while fucking, which is very weird and I think beyond "mildly kinky" if just for the discomfort issue going on there.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

STANDING on yr bed in stiletto heels will fuck up yr sheets

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that I have, uh, done this or anything.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

before fucking, during foreplay

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A highly technical query, Allyzay, but I'm afraid all I can say is that the stiletto heel occasionally makes a mark on the sheets, that's all.

― Very mildly kinky girl, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

and it's annoying because, well, do you know how hard it is to replace Empire Strikes Back bedding!?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am still calling bullshit. Unless you either have REALLY cheap sheets or your shoes are dirty and/or made of razors.

xpost Empire Strikes Back bedding is cheap!! I used to have them too!

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

well, it looks like there's only one way to settle this Ally...

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

another possibility = she is a midget

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ladies....start your engines

― Skottie, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife likes me to drink hot chocolate and read The New Yorker. Grrrrrrrrr!!!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the crossword puzzle

Which, on the one hand, seems really sexy at first, but then I would get all "helpful" about the crossword, and competitive, and I'd want to do it all myself. I'm really bad about doing crosswords with other people --

Hey, wait a minute, I'm pretty sure i posted something exactly like this about a year ago. Hrm.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know. I kind of kick and have fucked up sheets before that way, while wearing non stiletto boots.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, the soles of shoes, whether stiletto or not, tend to be not entirely clean. That's why we don't normally stand on clean sheets with our shoes. I think that this, very generally, was what I was driving at with the quip about the sheets. I will, however, make a closer observation next time I get into bed with my stilettoes on, to ascertain exactly what effect they have on the state of the sheets. But if memory serves, they occasionally leave small blackish marks. Just one of those tiny annoyances one must suffer for the sake of mild kinkiness. Now I think we've exhausted the topic of the sheets...

― Very mildly kinky girl, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ha! i knew i wasn't the only one with those sheets!...oh. uhm.

well, they're still in a box since they won't fit on my new mattress..but..yeah.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife likes me naked with Yeti fur boots on.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

wait--which one you wears the boots?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i like to crawl inside the carcass of a tauntaun to stay warm during sex.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to tell myself how sexy I am

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

me. then she likes to get the videocam out and I pretend to be running through the woods and she yells out "Oh my god its a saskquatch." Then I pounce.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew no one else would want to talk about crossword puzzles and the sexiness thereof.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i take my shoes off at the door! if you wore your shoes in my bed, you'd better be willing to take my sheets to the cleaners!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

then she feeds me assorted wild berries while i make grunting sounds and scratch my yeti balls.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

None of this surprises me, Chris.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Mitch Hedberg: "I think Bigfoot is just blurry, that's the problem."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

You folk probably don't find Scrabble to be sexy, either.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

;)

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I once nearly had a post-scrabble orgy.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it depends where you put the pieces.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

triple SCORE motherfucker!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife finds scrabble incredibly sexy. especially when I spell a five letter word, rather than a four letter.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think all these vaguely amusing and yet ultimately deflective posts add up to one thing: the unconscious repression of very mild kinkiness and the important role it plays in our lives. I say: believers in very mild kinkiness, stand up and be counted!

That said, scrabble is a definite candidate for very mild kinkiness, if played in the right way.

― Very mildly kinky girl, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, if you wear the boots, then who wears the pants?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, wait, some of believe in not-so-mild kinkiness, too.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Like, um, MsLaura.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

but isn't ALL gay sex by default kinky just because of society's attitude?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Listen before NA or Nicole come on this thread I'm just going to mention it, btw: bbq sauce.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

got-damn

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Gay sex qua gay sex is only kinky when done by straight men.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I once creative used a pink popsicle on a really really hot day

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is really unsexy btw.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost with a woman

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, I just used the word "qua".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Gay sex qua gay sex is only kinky when done by straight men.

done by two straight men or done by one gay man and one straight man (like Bud Abbot)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Qua" would not be an acceptable word in Scrabble.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, if you wear the boots, then who wears the pants?

B-b-but pants would only get in the way!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If by "pants" they meant "military uniform" then this thread just got a lot sexier.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

done by two straight men or done by one gay man and one straight man (like Bud Abbot)

All of those scenarios are kinky; the Bud Abbott scenario is positively German in its kinkiness.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

does a Kmart Erik Estrada from CHiPs halloween costume count as a military uniform?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Ally is wrong about "qua" as a Scrabble word.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, i was going to say!!! QUA is totally legit.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

If by "KMart Erik Estrada from CHiPs Halloween costume" you mean "air force dress uniform" then yes, that totally counts.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm having trouble deciding if the kinky things I'd post fall under the "very mildly kinky" label.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If you get a 7 letter word in Scrabble, it's sometimes referred to as a "bingo".

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

and then i would play AQUA off it while Ally is still steaming from her challenge....

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vc118t.jpg

"now listen here, Costello, we are NOT going to be doing 'the German Toilet' sketch today."

"But, ABBBBBBOTTTTTTT!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally: "qua diddley qua qua"

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow that list of Scrabble words is horrifying. There are so many things I thought I made up in my head that I could've been pretending are real words and used them to get the power and win the game all these years!

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"KWJIBO"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Or sex between two straight men: Bud Abbott and Zeppo Marx. Hot-t-t-t!

― antexit (antexit), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

...also, please, HELLO: before I'm dancin' I like to know who's askin', anonymous poster person.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Anonymous poster person: almost 100% a guy, which is why I was giving so much shit over the shoe thing.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to wear my basketball shoes in bed.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Gives new meaning to the term, "Reebok Pumps"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

not necessarily with the same partner or at the same time:

ice cubes
chocolate pudding
strawberry preserves
honey
baby oil

and yes, barbecue sauce.

also:

bungee cords + removal of panties with knife

Actually I completely forgot about that last one until this thread. Wow.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, it is kinda sad if you can't admit to being even mildly kinky.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

These days I'm lucky to get sleep.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Stiletto-boots-in-bed seems kinda vanilla for ILX land... not that everyone's deviant or anything.... not that there's anything wrong with that....

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

that popsicle thing, it went over well

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd punch a man in the face if he tried to stick a popsicle inside me.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

jello pudding pops work magic.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what about about a jello pudding pop?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://myhome.spu.edu/bmansell/sake/cosby.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't put it INSIDE. I used it to tease the various petals of the woman flower.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(if you don't get it, that's my way of saying "NOT SEXY")

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"and i said, bitch i'll slap the shit out of you if you don't take the pudding pop."
http://www.sunspot.net/media/photo/2002-07/3946290.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Altoid-in-mouth cunnying of the lingus.

― totally anonymous (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHA ok Chris just made it a little sexier.

xpost: altoid in mouth is now kinky? As opposed to "mildly annoying"?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

curiously strong!

and later, after you're finished, curiously tangy, too!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

altoid oral sex is the dumbest idea ever and feels horrible

― TOMBOT, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chestersimpson.com/Portfolio/Music/SuperFreakRickJames.jpg

(that girl's awwwl-right...with me!)

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a lesbian pal who swears by poprocks on the tongue.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

See also: tongue piercings and oral sex. I still am not sure why I even got one after being on the receiving end of that.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

POPROCKS?!?!?!?!!? that sounds like the most horrifying thing possible.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if someone pours coke on their privates and mixes them with pop rocks your clitoris explodes.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear, she and her girlfriend got addicted to them, they had to go all cold turkey because they started to not be able to have sex without them.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

some mornings I'll be brushing my teeth in the shower and a drop of mint foam will land on my special purpose and it reminds me of how much the altoid blowjob sucked. Fuck you guys for reminding me again.

Also in college we used to joke about pop rocks and vaginas but I never thought anybody would be that stupid.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what is bill cosby planning to do with that finger up there?

and that cap as well?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

esp. since the key of cunnilingus is the application of the width of the tongue to the lady part

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

doot doot doodiedoodie doot dah doo doo style carnival music & clown noses

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Also in college we used to joke about pop rocks and vaginas but I never thought anybody would be that stupid.

it's like Willy Wonka gone all wrong.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an ex boyfriend who once dumped caramel and whipped cream all over himself? I wasn't quite sure what that was supposed to accomplish.

Also he did this while other people were in the room and seemed to expect me to find it totally acceptable to then get up and go to the other room and fuck him, while we still were entertaining guests.

I think pretty much all of my exes should die.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me you threw him, naked, out onto the street.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the ant-filled street.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA Ned, you've met him.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

...into a tub of chocolate!?!?

xposts fuckity suck

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Still none of these food stories beat the Pope-a-roni story.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA Ned, you've met him.

HA! Oh dear lord. I'm sorry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

tombot, it is the sodium lauryl sulphate. avoid.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm sorry" is basically the only thing anyone can say to that entire relationship, Ned!

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Still none of these food stories beat the Pope-a-roni story.

Yeah, cuz this is for mildly kinky stuff, not insane in the membrane sexfreakery.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

t/s: ice cube oral sex vs dry ice oral sex

i'd like to see an HBO "Real Sex" ep cover THAT!

they probably would, and then break out more clownfucking to make me cry again.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I'm having a little trouble deciding where to draw that line. I grew up in a very religious community where it wasn't uncommon for people to not kiss until marriage and hold the belief that *only* hookers gave blowjobs. Having sex with the lights on is kinky for some people.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Now everybody that's grown like a skeleton bone that got hidden away
Yes y'all, there's a freak in us all, that some true not say
You can't let those who ain't yet, make you they lil' ball of clay
Be free and express yourself and let this come natural-lay
Listen to me now
It could be the way I want it, (?) tattoos or the way I dress
Or it could be; I wanna walk my way and refusin to follow the rest
Or when people haven't been where you been
and they say you still going too far
Or when you wit ya girl and
Pull over and fuck somethin in the back of the car

I'm a freak!
A closet freak!
A freak!
Awwww a freak!

I'm so excited, go on and say it
Oh I'm a freak, yes I'm a freak, and just can't hide it
I'm so excited, go on and say it
If you a freak, say you a freak, don't try to hide it

You got to let the music freak your mind
All the way, if yo' brain leavin don't mind
You know a boyfriend thing is hard to find
Get on the floor mama and bump and grind
Ain't nuttin wrong wit - You only gon' get
But it ain't no fun if ya freakin all the mo'nin

I'll tell you one clue - If you want you gon' do it
All you got to do is find somebody like you

FREAK! - Sometimes I like freakin in the mornin
FREAK! - Sometimes I like freakin at night
FREAK! - Some people like freakin just lightly
FREAK! - Some people think freakin ain't right
FREAK! - Some people like freakin outside now
FREAK! - Some people like freakin in the club
FREAK! - Some people like freakin on the express-way
FREAK! - Some people like freakin with the lights out
FREAK! - Some people hell just don't care
FREAK! - Some people like freakin 'bout money
FREAK! - Some people like freakin anywhere

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't understand the shoe thing, I never thought of that as even remotely approaching kinky. It seems pretty mundane, the whole skirt + thigh highs + shoes + tearing off panties thing? Or is having a really big fetish for that really bizarre and perhaps TOTALLY KINKY PERVERTED SICKO LIKE THE POPEARONI??? What does this say about me? Etc?

You know what, I'm just not going to continue on this conversation and instead I'll go back to speculating as to what would cause someone to dump and entire bottle of caramel on their head--while still clothed--in front of company and think that would be sexy at all.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

probably alcohol.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait wait wait wait...how is 'qua' a legal Scrabble word? I think of like a million Latin words per game that I can't use!

(Scrabble is sexy only because my games with my girlfriend usually end in her upending the board and throwing pieces at me because I'm winning with cheap use of the bonus squares and then we get in a tile fight and can have angry board game sex raawwwr)

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No alcohol in the house that evening!

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hey! thigh highs are totally sexy! classic and always will be and stuff!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

QUA is a legal scrabble word because it is in the official Scrabble™ dictionary.

what is a cheap use of a bonus tile?

ally, drugs?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

CARAMELIFLUOUSEXUALADOCIOUS!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

chemical imbalance

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, we usually try to go for making interesting words rather than crass accumulation of points. She seriously does usually end the game by throwing tiles at me though.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Horace OTM.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway I am wearing thigh highs today. I wear them every single day. I don't think they are "mildly kinky" at all because they are "mildly what I wear every single day". I guess this is just a way of saying I don't understand this thread. This is because I am an outer space femme bot maybe?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(by "maybe" I mean "I hope")

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait are vibrators mildy kinky or mildly utilitarian?

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

make-a the sex with no ordinary donut/slow up/before they end up glazed/amazed/at the variety of ways/symptoms/of side effects of pimpin'/when ya limpin'/out the back door wearing a clown nose/men wearing pantyhose/I suppose that's not that kinky/a'ight time to fuck a slinky

― nass t mayang (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my exes was utterly trying to get it on with my while he had friends over playing video games in his room. I was like, "Calm the fuck down, it's a bit rude!" and he was like "Oh, I don't think they mind, they're playing video games." I dunno, maybe he was hoping they'd join, bleh.

The moral is: Don't date high school students.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, duh.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

How would you get the grease stains out of the sheets?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oral sex with Altoids = not pleasant.

― Miggie (Miggie), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, QUA is a word that has been fully accepted with loving arms and fruitcake and parades into the English language.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

however, screwin' when your gfriend's pot-smoking yuppie goth housemate & her friends are in the other room playing Vampire: The Masquerade--KCLASSIC.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, what about quo or quis or fututiones for that matter?

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I read that as 'screwing your girlfriend's pot-smoking yuppie goth housemate and her friends' etc.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

fruitcake?

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude where's a pot-smoking yuppie goth girl? That sounds k-rowr.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

QUO isn't a Scrabble word because it's only used in phrases, like "status quo" or "quid pro quo". It doesn't have its own dictionary entry. And I've never heard the other two used as English words.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, okay, they are not used in conjunction with english words, you're right.

Fututiones is a creation of Catallus that has no direct english equivalent though; the closest translation is 'fuckifications'.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude where's a pot-smoking yuppie goth girl?

er, hello.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually though if you want to walk down that road, there are people who play Scrabble in Latin. (I thought there was a official set, but maybe not.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay!

Interesting that 'm' is the highest scoring letter, I don't remember m's being that rare.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude where's a pot-smoking yuppie goth girl?

Royal Oak, MI. Remember that movie 8 Mile? well, go there, then go two miles north. Drive thru the front window the starbucks on Woodward, and you'll probably find her there.

also, her short-term memory was fucked-up thanks to her drug use, so she forgot that i never paid her for her Nintendo 64! Hooray! More WCW Revenge and Ocarina of Time for me!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

haha my bad Teeny.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The latest sitcom! 'My Bad Teeny.'

"Teeny, have you been getting into scrapes and mischief AGAIN?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have, Mr. Anderson! You have no choice but to SPANK ME RAW."

"My Bad Teeny" would of course be a Showtime show.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is Teeny porn involving The Matrix??

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she also bends spoons

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry teeny!)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently The Matrix is controlling my subconscious.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Pillow fights!

http://www.swancenteratlanta.com/news1/pillowfight.gif

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I just think it would be uncomfortable to wear shoes in bed. I guess that's kind of the point?

I get really annoyed if I forget to take my socks off sometimes.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Pillow fights=hot

Most kinky sex is totally overrated actually. I find regular sex a lot more enjoyable? A lot of things that are "kinky" end up being fucking productions. Err that was not meant as a pun.

Just FYI don't allow photography to enter into yr kinky sex, either way. Just a word of advice

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm totally into regular sex. I am not very interested in anything that takes a lot of planning. It's better when it's spontaneous.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

So no Darth Vader masks and saddles for you, then, eh?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha "regular sex"

3 times a day 5 days a week

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Where do people stand on the pinching issue?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God Alex I didn't need that Star Wars/sex divide bridged...WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Pinching where exactly? I didn't realize it was its own issue! :)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the bottom line is that this whole discussion for me comes back down to the exact same thing me and luna were carrying on about in the sex chat thread. THings that are considered "kinky" are hot if they just happen but a lot of things that are considered "kinky" are like purposefully planned out and it's just so gay and not in the good way.

I mean going through a lot of effort and asking me to put on a costume or whatever is like basically the same thing as asking me to not have an orgasm. Maybe I am weird like that, but also I tend to wear costumey clothes from time to time just for the hell of it so there is actually a reasonable instance of me wearing a costume naturally that a guy wouldn't HAVE to plan out such ridiculous bullshit.

xpost Alex you are a bad man.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.collectorsgalleryonline.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/rubiesvader1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on Nick, it's been bridged since Jabba captured Princess Leia.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ex: people are having sex and guy suddenly grabs, I dunno, his tie or belt previously discarded and uses it to tie up girl, that'd be hot. Guy shows up at house with all sorts of S&M props, that is recipe for me to bust out laughing my ass off.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, are you trying to tell us that this is what you enjoy doing in bed or something?

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

A saddle? The mind boggles. (That's a bad thing.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I'm now back on the pony segment of Real Sex, only with the people dressed up as ponies dressed up as Star Wars characters.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/child%20animal%20masks/childchicken.jpg http://www.kitchenemporium.com/kitchenemporium/images/kreb2120.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cataroo.com/3toy.jpg

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dollsoup.co.uk/barb1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This really is turning into an episode of Loveline.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.freshangles.com/images/1677.jpeg + http://64.95.118.51/images/ext/auto/196/autoCareAllCar_WashTurtle_WaxAdvanced_Car_Wash-resized200.gif = ROWR

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot enumerate how many different ways Nickalicious has given me the fear.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.98kupd.com/images/jocks/adamanddrew_header.gif

"Well I don't think it's really that unusual to wear stilettos in bed while dressed up as Darth Vader and riding a pony, I mean as long as you are happy and you aren't causing harm to others, what's the difference?"
"The difference is that behavior is totally jackassed, I mean come on."

― Jimmy Kimmel, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Drew is actually kind of dreamy.

http://www.usaweekend.com/98_issues/981206/images/981206drew.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(The worst was my automatic substitution of the Marge picture with this one:)

http://www.datoys.com/F10347-L.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want to take this moment to say that I hate that other fuckhead from Loveline, not Dr. Drew, but that other jackass. He can bite my ass. Thank you. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, Adam Corolla is now hiding around the corner waiting for your guard to drop so that he can literally bite your ass. His comedy is wacky like that.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Drew is NOT dreamy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cceyewear.com/images/dean2.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"But NA, are you not a man? Like me?"

http://www.hsx.com/o2k/photo_gallery/assets/o2k_n_lg006.jpg

― Adam Carolla, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Have some Jimmy Kimmel for good measure.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/kimmel_jimmy.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lynchs.com/images/paknightchest.jpg http://www.lynchs.com/images/paknightlegs.jpg http://www.lynchs.com/images/PALLENcato9tales.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.philradio.com/drdrew.gif
"I think that the coat of armor is alright. You're sure your wife is into it? As long as she thinks it's ok, I think it's alright. Just maybe think of like a safety word that one of you can say, you know, if it goes too far."

http://g105.citysearch.com/images/corrolla.jpg
"Don't people just titfuck anymore? What is wrong with our viewers? This is disgusting."

― Dr. Drew and Adam, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maskarts.com/img41.gif + http://www.cumminstools.com/prodimg/3807.jpg +
http://www.goingfaster.com/shadow/jello.jpg + http://www.jokesinthemail.com/2001/images2/portapotty.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

points given for the barbarella pic.

...and all points TAKEN AWAY for the furries pic.

...however, points will be awarded again if somebody can find that pic of lesbian cosplayers making out...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck both those fuckheads from the Man Show. I HATE THEM SO MUCH. Fuck them and their mantis-sized peni.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am never, ever, ever having sex again. This thread is like Scared Straight but for sluts.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Carolina mantis is less than 2 inches; other species range 2 - 5 inches."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.psychejam.com/rajphoto.gif
Dr Ray Persaud says "You're all fucking mental."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Raj, obv.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Joking aside, I know I've spoken of my acquaintance "broomhandle" on this board before. Fear anyone who keeps a broom within reach of their bed.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2002/0903/photo/cc_carolla_m.jpg
"For most guys, ya see, masturbation is kinda like a merry-go-round. You go up-and-down for about ten minutes, and after it's over, you feel a little woozy."

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Good god, is there anyone uglier in this world than Adam Carolla.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(I actually, uh, think he's funny. I've never seen The Man Show and am not sure I want to, but Loveline on the radio is pretty good sometimes.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg
Masturbation can damage the delicate flesh of a young man's penis.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

NICK GO TO A DOCTOR NOW

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Penis teeth is a distressing concept.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

But penis eyes aren't???? Wait, who am I talking to.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick...???!

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It's alright, dan; I've got vaseline.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously I think today is the day I become a lesbian.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick's email address is now the most sinister thing on Earth.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seedsforafrica.org/parachute/parachute.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

But penis eyes aren't???? Wait, who am I talking to.

Good, good...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I did a google image search for my answer to the thread question and it just showed up a bunch of Japanese noodles. I am not sure what this implies to me but it's a lot better this way.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/040-oysters.lg.jpg
If I'm not having sex, neither is anyone else.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Should I start a "posts that have horrified you into hysterics" thread?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/044-snake.lg.jpg
Yes.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That one actually makes me hungry.

(xpost GOD DAMNIT I SOOOO TAKE THAT BACK)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Beautiful. Nick is now the new god.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This internet lark is ace, innit?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The oyster pic makes me think "Num!" The snake pic is just blah.

Nothing will match the impact of that first pic/quote combo, though.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/045-beheaded.lg.jpg
GodDAMN.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The oyster pic makes me think "Num!"

It makes me think of a huge pile of sopping wet condoms, but if that's your diet...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/flashgordonguard1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/049.lg.jpg
Dan and Ned?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Together at last.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cwaweb.bai.ne.jp/~ricchan/sanukiudon-tour/kannsai/suzume-bukkake2.JPG

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, if I came home and my wife was cleaning fish in the bed and was all, "Hey baby, wanna join in?" I think I might jump out of a window and pray that I fall back into whatever wormhole sucked me into this hellish alternate dimension.

Also I fear I'm no longer speaking to one Ned Farnsworth Raggett because he has besmirched my oyster feast.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cwaweb.bai.ne.jp/~ricchan/sanukiudon-tour/kannsai/suzume-bukkake1.JPG

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat less fish, Ally.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a spider on that bowl on the left.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

besmirched my oyster feast

That's a sick euphemism, you disgusting little man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pics2002.steakandcheese.com/bukakke.jpg

― FUCK YOU, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh YEAH? check THIS shit:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/07/07/creepy.critters/

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/space/0306/gallery.unusual.fish/gallery.anemonehermit.jpg

"It's David Lo Pan! He can see us!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT IT IS NOT WORKING.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING??????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1145502.jpg

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.starkist.com/images/nav_charlie.gif

http://www.chickenofthesea.com/images/join_icon_white.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

So what this thread says to Random Googler now is that we fuck fish, right?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It really should be an anime creature.

Anemone hermit crabs often live inside the coral relative called zonathid

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, you don't fuck fish?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm single, I don't fuck anything.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that a whole bunch of you need some re-education WRT the word "mildly".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What very mildly kinky fish do you do in bed?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.waldoward.com/images/kumquat.jpg
Kumquats like balls. Balls like kumquats.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalcarversguild.com/images/beholder.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to yack. You're all gross.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/space/0306/gallery.unusual.fish/gallery.finnedoctopusMN.jpg

looks like that Squiddy dude from Jedi...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:TffEP7Qqn5UC:www.soft.net.uk/kelly/toast.jpg
Toast-boy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, Cthulhu looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope you all die of horrible STDs.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

this is what you get when you don't wash properly:

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/space/0306/gallery.unusual.fish/gallery.goblinshrimpMN.jpg
"Catch of the Day!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If you Google-Image the phrase "horrible STD" you get this (Ally look AWAY!)-

http://www.mustangworld.com/ourpics/fcar/interiorpnt/113-1387_img_std.jpg

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The disease is the white foamy stuff, I'm guessing. Eurgh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this thread deserves a backhand.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/space/0306/gallery.unusual.fish/gallery.umbrellamouthgulper.jpg

"Ally, don't turn your back on our eel love."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he was fisting a Mustang and got trapped.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sarodibartolo.it/foto/fish/fi6-6.jpg
Squid-lingerie.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That obviously being a young girl's washing-line.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

OK "squid lingerie" is actually kinda funny.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm. I would guess that squid suckers + crotch = the exact opposite of happy fun time.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - sexy admiral ackbar - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.
Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help with your search.

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If you Google-Image "squid lingerie" you get this-
http://www.happysquid.com/images/urinals.GIF

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/space/0306/gallery.unusual.fish/gallery.jewelsquid.jpg

"Has anyone seen my unmentionables? Oh, there they are, hanging up there."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could find a picture of T.C. from the Preacher comics to post. He's a fishfucker, you see.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread seems to be more about things being mildly nauseating. Ugh.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/463758/VCEVS-MVC-006S.JPG

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/crappyfountain.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.randomhouse.com/delrey/sample/sw_encyclopedia/akbar.gif

"Ah, THAT'S where I left my thongs!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, don't you browse here with images turned off? Didn't I read that today? Because if I am remembering that correct then I am highly disturbed that you went and clicked "Show Picture" on any of the shit on this thread!

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nethercraft.com/images/gallery/cthulhu-full.gif

"Oh, don't be so coy. Tentacle love, especially from a MUCH older man/god, is the BEST!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a crap!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

totally total xp

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/036.lg.jpg
This is a sex thread, after all.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Checking out the link for that Cthulhu sculpture and reading the artist bio:

...It was within the SCA that Tomak designed and built a few castles

RUN AWAY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/022-bumpycrabs.lg.jpg
Ally's "horrible STDs"?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, don't you browse here with images turned off? Didn't I read that today? Because if I am remembering that correct then I am highly disturbed that you went and clicked "Show Picture" on any of the shit on this thread!

Most of them are very obviously fish pictures, though. (I haven't gone near the bukakke pics, though.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/020.lg.jpg
I'm not even sure what the fuck this is. Shrimp?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/052-shishkebob.lg.jpg
Last one, I promise.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www61.pair.com/talbert/pipeimages/news-cthulhu.jpg

He's the Lovable, Huggable Elder God!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

those are uncooked brine shrimp.

xp, and that is takoyaki!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

xp galore

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"I thought you said he was dead!"

"No...I said 'he sleeps with the fishes...'"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I just turned images off, thanks solely to this thread.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

All the fish. The dude who took the pictures wrote captions too. He's quite the hero.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

My pic up there is kinda distorted - looks like I've got a black eye.

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

NA, you wuss. You should at LEAST see the pic of the goth girl who's WAY TOO happy with her erected Cthulu statue.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

??????????

See Ally? I never saw the pic of the goth girl sexing up Chthulhu.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/space/0306/gallery.unusual.fish/gallery.fangtoothMN.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT CLICKING ON THAT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks like an alien.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

for the record, Barrus posted that, not me.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tonmo.com/images/photos/ocythoe-1.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://unmuseum.mus.pa.us/alectron.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tonmo.com/images/photos/bimacandshrimp.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/TECH/science/07/22/australia.squid/story.squid.tasmania.aap.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cybereef.com/Eyes/octo.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wildsingapore.com/chekjawa/pixg/g002cx.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tonmo.com/images/photos/cuttlyfaceDSCN5834.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.screenz.com/bennypostcards/Manila%20Aquarium,%20Porcupine%20fish.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit. I wish that Duffzone still had images.

"Aw Squiddy, I only wanted to kill you cuz I heard you had gold in yer belly."

now, we're going back to kinky. will the few remaining ladies plz post a pic(from the catalog or whatever) of their fave thigh-high? hmm. I guess the guys can, too.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cameldive.com/pictures/anemone-fish-big.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tonmo.com/images/photos/PB-Teuthowenia-frontal.JPG

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only person who read this as "What very milky kinky things do you do in bed?"?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Not even you? *whoot*

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What very milky kinky things do you do in bed?

man, we're covering all bases fetish-wise here, aren't we?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/pish.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tonmo.com/images/photos/hlunulata.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

What very milky kinky things do you do in bed?

man, we're covering all bases fetish-wise here, aren't we?

I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"What very milky dinky things do you do in bed?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how the JBR/Chris tagteam has TAKEN OVAH. They and Nicolars should face off in a challenge photo thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/fishnet.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

we're come full circle! SCENE!

THE END.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

LOCK LOCK LOCK

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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