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"Mark C" is a bit dull and descriptive (though so flattering and sexy on types such as Marks H, P and S, obv) - this is the thread where you choose me a new name. I prmoise I'll go with one of them.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Kaiser Studs Up.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Baldy Billy Bollocks

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Nosmo King

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

boyincorduroy

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Mywords.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Walter 'The Ripper' Sickert

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Marko Ramius

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Mrs Peacock Was A Man?

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Herman Hoth

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

How did I know this was your thread?

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Lacanian Frostbite

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Bit of a mouthful, Vic.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Illustrian

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew it was, too, somehow.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Felt Tip Moustache

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Cup of Christ

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Don

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bald Cunt

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to type that Matt but was afraid I might anger him.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Marxy

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Captain Lovely

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

C. Of Tranquillity.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

IDS

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Runner up at Thumb War

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Cazza
Kaiser
Caesar

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The Italian Stallion

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Putney Ripper

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Word Is Love

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Julio Desouza

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Mandrake Tryptikarn

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Homus

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The king of Siam

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark GRRRRRR

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcobaldo

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Luella

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Harold J. Spiderman

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Francois Fancypants

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Ned

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Sperm O' Satan

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Craig Logan

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Art Fartington

― namer of names, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It's obviously got to be "BGM"!

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...of tunbridge wells

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Thor

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Oh!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Simon?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Chief?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thor"!!!

That's the one!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Markus maximus

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Julio Desouza
-- chris (cbrassic...), November 4th, 2003. (later)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Posh Mark

(this might only work if the other Marks change too)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

then you can be one hive internet hardman

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"OTM"

Then when you're OTM people would say OTM OTM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Jasper Buckaroo.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Marco Bjurström

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Shark C.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Shark "infested" C.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

high five!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Horny Historian. Oh wait.

― Miggie (Miggie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

DARK C

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Just call your self "Agent Smith" like every other fucker on every other forum.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hattenvatten Hottentot

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

or even, "Agent Smith Like Every Other Fucker On Every Other Forum"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Dallas II.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Mohammed I'm 'Ard Bruce Lee

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Madchen may be winning right now (though props to Ronana, obv)...

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Marky Mark.

― Miggie (Miggie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bit of a mouthful" Mark.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

MARXEE!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

C., Mark

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Mad Mark (beyond Thunderdome)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Zist.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Killer In Corduroy

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Marxist?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

M@rk.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Space Adventurer Mark

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark of Shame

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Kick You All In

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

tinky winky

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark What Burns Your Dreams Down

(uh oh. I'm listening to Ride again)

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

dewey decimal

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

no, dewey decimator

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Phantom Phlan Phlinger

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Edward Pond

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sevendroog Castle

Sven Droog

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Barry Lasagne

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, from now on that's what I'm calling him.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

hank biscotto

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Chunks"

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Bubba

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Mad Mark Beyond Thunderthighs

Glam Pants Mark

Mark, King of Weasels

Mark who Dances Naked with Mother Earth In Moonlight

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, so anyway, enough about Mark C. Who's the Hardman who needs a new name?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Mad Mark What Marks At Midnight.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, Itinerant Sex God

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cheeks"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Doomie C

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Atlas Shrugged or Mayan Bootycall.

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Casserolo.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Donald.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dancing With Wolves.

― Miggie (Miggie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

reverend 'dice' pimperton

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I R Mark C

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Markie Mark Yo!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The C-Man!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

World's Greatest Lover (Mug)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Colonel Lingus.

― Miggie (Miggie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever name you choose Mark, be aware that people will call you by that name at FAPs, well I will.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Best choose "runner up at thumb war" then, because they'll call you that anyway.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'all don't call him "Big Gay Mark" at FAPs?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the BG prefix is not unique to him.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

At the moment I'm dividing my time doing two people's jobs between two offices, one in the morning and the other in the afternoon. The afternoon one is new and weird for me (ie I've been there two days). Anyway, I clicked on my thread and whatever firewall they're using deigned to show up in big letters "THIS PAGE CONTAINS UNSUITABLE CONTENT" and minutes later I got an auto-email saying that the IT department had been informed that I was looking at pornography.

I can only put this down to the presence of the phrase "bald cunt" on this thread. Oh Lord, why do you punish me so?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

More names for you!

Ur-Klamorg, Barbarian Chieftan.

Sucka's little bitch.

Larry Stungewhistle.

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon Mark, which one will it be? I'm all agog....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

How about 'Linda' in honour of Ms Barker?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're serious about that line of logic, then he could name himself "Lizzie" (b/c of madame Borden).

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm too thick to understand.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a line of logic?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Thought I saw it, though that could have been wishful thinking on my part.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Must've been. I was trying my damndest to be insane.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

maker's mark

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Who else is "Big Gay"?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

that it! ESOJ wins.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you chosen one yet Barry Lasagne?

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

mark the C(unt)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The C-Word

― a shotgun, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

There used to be a whole Big Gay Gang.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Turd Ferguson
Frankie the Slugger
Manos: Hands of Fate

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

HI DERE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I, too, like Barry Lasagne.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't we make it Barry Lasanga?

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Moussaka

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Caz-O-Rotter

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

TK 421

― a shotgun, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Marconi Shitstick?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Opportunity Jones

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Opportunity Cocks.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Italian Eyes

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish you required a new monocle

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Magical Mr Mistoffelees

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on Mark MAKE YORE CHOICE!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Bavaria

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned should call himself the Infamous Mr Ned

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Reichstag

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

who's Mark? do you mean Barry Lasagne?

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Eastenders-7.30 BBC1

Barry Lasagne annoys Phil when he scrapes his fork off a plate while eating at the Caf'.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Barry Lasagne calls Tim Hopkins an art-appreciating cunt when Tim puts a saucepan on the rack without rinsing it.

I can't be Barry Lasagne. Let me try some out.

― Shark "Infested" C (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

OK Barry Lasagne

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Primark Uniqlo

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

MK ONE

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

if not Barry Lasagne (which I feel is fantastic)

Hopw about MarK Don?

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

it does have to be barry lasagne, doesn't it?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Barry has the final say.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You have thus been dubbed! Arise, Sir Barrington of Lasange!

― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Lasagne will give in.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh.

― Barrington Lasagne (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Why so formal, Barry?

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Barrington should be more grateful for all the suggestions!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

If he really doesn't like his new name he might consider Larry Basinger as an alternative. But Barry's better.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Barry Lasagne any relation to Bernard Cake?

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the proudest moment of my life.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i'm imagining "here i come (broader than broadway)' sung by pavarotti

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So is it barrington lasagne then? or bazza lasazza to his friends!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, no. I've gone off Barry.

― The Rankin' Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Gumming Solidmeat

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

big dog

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave Barry alone

― chris (chris), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

The Markuis de Sad. I'm not sure that quite works.

Cabbage, I hazard a guess that he doesn't like being called Barry.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

it's just a question of him getting used to it, you know, like wearing a pair of pants in.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I was all nodding and agreeing with Chris and then I remembered that "pants" in the UK are not "pants" in the US.

Y'ALL! DENIM GOES ON THE OUTSIDE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark my cords

― Saskia, Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I quite like "Kaiser Saucy". But I agree, Baz the Laz should just get used to it. If Chris can get used to Cabbage, anything is possible.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Right. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm settling on Markelby for now. It's a nickname I use elsewhere on this dear ol' modern interweb, and it keep the Mark part. You may all call me Barry Lasagne at FAPs, though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

no it's barry lasazza!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

OK Barry, no problem

― chris (chris), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

and then they lasagned up...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 7 November 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

What a great thread. Is there a thread about why Chris is called Cabbage?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just disappointed Mark didn't choose Posh Mark. Then I could've been Common Mark.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a living cabbage

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Common Mark, Oxford

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ask Martin Robbo PJ, only he knows for sure

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone *seen* (BG) Martin Very Merry Penguin Toescantalk Robbo in the last three years?!

I don't know why Jerry the Nipper is called that.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

or the markness! v definitive

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Constable, she's making this up out of motion pictures she's seen.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Markness is another of my nicknames - I even have a markness email address that only my gf uses (awww).

See if I can remember - was it when Chris was wearing a top that read (sports brand) Champion, but Martin misread it as "Cabbage"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

along those lines, but I think there were extra things in there too

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha wow i didn't know mark actually starts threads about himself as well as calling himself "internet hardman"! cool!

mark sea, surely.

― ken c, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

he's such ab internet hardman that DV visibly shuddered when I mentioned his name!

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I understand that BG Martin has exchanged social life for ladywife (or soon to be).

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark H3ster you stirrer! Henceforth you will be known as Markiavelli.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I was glancing at the nationwide BBC Fantasy Football standings this morning (61 points this month hurrah I am brilliant) and was astonished to note a Larry Lasagne sitting at #53. There's a Bazza's Balls at #33 too.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

Crap I was funnier in the old days. "Markiavelli" indeed.

― Shark "Infested" C (Mark C), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

Homus!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Bless!

Another famous Barry, yesterday

― Shabazz (hello chickens), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

OH TITS

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/21015408/576556

― Shabazz (hello chickens), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://nwhsa.redblackandgreen.net/images/barry_sheavils2.jpg

Here he is, in more bigness.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

argh it's like he's edging ever nearer towards me

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"c'mere, i'll bag your face you gay sod"

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I've been reading Billy Bathgate, and I've decided to switch to this for a while. You can still call me Hurting though.

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

I think this might be my favourite thread ever.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

It's up there, vying with The Missionary Position in my personal hall of fame.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

I'm amazed I missed this thread.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Haha I'd forgotten that it mightn't have stuck if it hadn't being for Cabbage's tenacious dedication to being a bit of a cunt.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

I need another new internet nickname, fwiw. I'm not a hardman any more mind.

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Poncenby Farquhar

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Barry Fettucine.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Big Gay Al Dente

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:36 (twenty years ago)

Barry Glitter?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:38 (twenty years ago)

Seeing as you're pretty much the only person to call me that Andrew, I could say the same about you.

― Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 11 August 2006 10:54 (twenty years ago)

Le Camp

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:05 (twenty years ago)

I haven't been tenacious about it yet. I meant no serious offense, I was just amused at how you kept the flag flying through the dark days when it looked like Barry would get a name he liked (NB: this was never likely).

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

just to check, Greg Kitten is a TOUGH SOUNDING name, right? i don't need to change anything?

― teh_kit haev been evicted, oh noes! (g-kit), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:40 (twenty years ago)

You mean Ki-Ten the particularly vicious Korean martial art, right?

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Friday, 11 August 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/57/211239792_aa9469572a.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

why has nobody adopted the name "Fatbeard Badshave"?
WASTED OPPORTUNITY.

― teh_kit haev been evicted, oh noes! (g-kit), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

The trouble is, I already recognize no nations!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

TOO... MANY... PHOTOSHOP...POSSIBILITIES...

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:27 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/94/212545515_23e34387ff.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

roffle roffle roffle

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

You're gilding the lily, Jerry.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

a thousand times roffle.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Roll on floor of train back to brighton

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

MORE, MORE

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/badshave.jpg

― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 08:24 (twenty years ago)

i just saw this thread for the first time. I didn't recognize the name Mark C and it was fun seeing which notable ILE personality it would turn out to be.

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Saturday, 12 August 2006 09:15 (twenty years ago)

You haff given me a fit of roffles and made me spit my soup

― Zora (Zora), Saturday, 12 August 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I had a gentle chuckle at LASAGNE.

However, Mark is neither fat nor bearded.

I like his stick.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

i'm just trying to convince Mark that Fatbeard Badshave would be an AMAZING screen name.

― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

i'd adopt it for myself, but it doesn't fit in with my "born and raised by cats" schtick.

― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

HARD CHICKEN

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh wow, this thread explained "Barry Lasagne" to me. It did so by whispering very quietly into my left ear, then leaping back into the ether beyond my monitor. Very helpful thread, this.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Sunday, 13 August 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

where was it explained?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 August 2006 08:54 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if he whittled his stick himself. That could give us a clue to his new moniker.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Sunday, 13 August 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Throatwobbler Mangrove

― Darramouss ftw! (Darramouss ftw), Sunday, 13 August 2006 09:48 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.millwall-history.co.uk/TerryHurlock.jpg

― 600, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Terry Hurlcock

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Kouros Buffmeat

― moley, Monday, 7 May 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

Richard Littlejohn

― Ronan, Monday, 7 May 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 April 2008 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

awesome

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Your oily renderings and powders and rouge, and your fancy-smelling furs make you far more the floozy than I."

― Abbott, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't this guy actually sing "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?"

― Abbott, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

ysi?

― banriquit, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

The hardness of internet hardmen on ILX has definitely increased these past few years.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

I am ready to retire H2. It's a rude name. I've only kept it because i wasn't sure how anyone would recognize me. any ideas!?!?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:48 (twelve years ago)

Man D.

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:51 (twelve years ago)

barry mandilow

― Mordy, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:53 (twelve years ago)

homosexual iii

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:56 (twelve years ago)

homosexual as well

― how's life, Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:01 (twelve years ago)

cister christian

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:03 (twelve years ago)

barry lasagne II

― homosexual II, Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:03 (twelve years ago)

simon le bahn mi

― clouds, Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:35 (twelve years ago)

lentil on my face

― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:37 (twelve years ago)

Coop

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:37 (twelve years ago)

Homo G Neuname

― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:00 (twelve years ago)

ned raggett

― markers, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)

mo's life

― how's life, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:32 (twelve years ago)

wgaslight anthem

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:45 (twelve years ago)

Ra's al Matthews

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)

buck naked

― mookieproof, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)

cister christian
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 7, 2014 3:03 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

respect

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 8 August 2014 01:31 (twelve years ago)

Marissa Fandango

― Alba, Friday, 8 August 2014 02:19 (twelve years ago)

H2A

― 龜, Friday, 8 August 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)

Hardman Deeznuts

― 龜, Friday, 8 August 2014 02:45 (twelve years ago)

Internet Hardgirl

― StanM, Friday, 8 August 2014 03:00 (twelve years ago)

Man D. Licious

― StanM, Friday, 8 August 2014 03:05 (twelve years ago)

Sally Riker.

― Jeff, Friday, 8 August 2014 03:07 (twelve years ago)

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