I have dispensed several Dukedoms to Lord Southall of Exeter and Lady Panther of Cambridge to help fight the Welsh. But now we have rival Dukes of Harringey/gay beseiging each others' castles!
If Parliament doesn't ratify my Post Tax in order to raise money for Our invasion of France, We will disolve Parliament!
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)
BUUCKAW!
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)
WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLING DIRTY VICAR?!?!?
I am head of the Church of England. No popery. End of story!
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)
btw you are a girl therefore i claim the throne on the grounds that i am a boy, and lo! here are the percys of northumberland and the marches to prove i am right
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)
x-post
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)
Our cousin Elizabeth was a GIRL, and a bastard and protestant to boot, and yet She was still the most excellent King the English ever had.
We need a spymaster to keep tabs on this most ungratious Mark S plot. To Tyburn with the lot of them!
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)
*indicates huge rabble of kerns and gallowglasses pootling hither and thither*
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)
Anne Bolynne, I think you'll find. Your geneology is flawed!
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Walsingham, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Davel (Davel), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Walsingham, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)
*holds ducking stool to own head in wobbly yet psychotic fashion*
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)
*waves bladder about*
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)
best post ever on ilx
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Walsingham, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)
Stelfox, tis a good thing, too! The Welsh tried to assasinate Us just earlier this morning on another thread!
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)
yay for puritan egalitarianism!
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)
*smashes up gilded pulpit*
― the other less famous but more important cromwell (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)
Down with Popery! ::rifles through the Dirty Vicar's coffers::
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)
(But not Normandy, Aquitaine or Calais, please.)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ronan Mac Gearailt (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)
*(as played by john geilgud aged like 99 if lucky)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)
*eyes go big*
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
(We are not a Virgin queen. My gynaelogical status has simple not been put to the test!)
(Besides, every handsome young diplomat we have dallied with has turned out to be a foreigner and a Catholic, too. Sigh. More scourging and harrying, because We are so frustrated!)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ronan Mac Gearailt (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
i have been nowhere near this woman!!!
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― earl jacques of derrida (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)
btw shouldn't this thread be called POST-feudal ile?
Erm, well, technically, but it mutated, you see.
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― [insert name of funniest/most appropriate reformatio savant here] (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Scribe to the Council of Three-ell Worms (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)
Oh fuck that, I come from a family that either peacefully protested or threw bombs at the imperialist whities, I'm growing a mustache, finding a scythe, and coming on a phantom horse to thug-ee you out....OFF with YOUR heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate, Empress of India (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― King of Garnethill (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)
(alternatively, if any papists want to experience the saftey of my hole, just let me know)
― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)
..as long as you keep richard attenborough away from my hood here, and bring some hot british babes that we can entertain on tigers and such, all shall be fine...
― the Nawab of Vicabad (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)
meaning one: personmeaning two: ghost
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lady Panther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)
"Sir John Vanbrugh (1664-1726), the famous architect and playwright, was for many years Clarenceux King of Arms, though he is said to have known nothing of heraldry and genealogy and to have ridiculed both. He was suceeded as Garter by John Anstis (1669-1744). It was mainly at Anstis's instigation that the Order of the bath was instituted in 1725. William Oldys (1696-1761), Norroy King of Arms, was a noted antiquary and bibliographer but wholly ignorant of heraldry and known for being 'rarely sober in the afternoon, never after supper', and 'much addicted to low company'. "
― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Privateer McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lady Panther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)
I was not meddling! I was hearing their confession.
― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)
How lovely to see you, King Raggett! Would you care for some entertainment? Minstrels? I hear the Earl of Devon has Minstrels Boom and Pierce performing... Have some wine!
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lady Anna de Crouchend (Anna), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)
Now this is who I want to be right now. *fantasizes about robbing and beating those who have displeased me recently*
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)
::does quick mental calculation to see how much of France she can invade::
Carry on, then. Stand down the Gallows, good Eaorl! (Though we could do with hanging some Popists because I'm bored.)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)
(Oh yes, and wine, cheese and brandy, but really. It's the glory. I swear.)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Lady Panther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Swygart Ye Bloodlyke (mrswygart), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)
(Damn, I knew that I should have paid more attention to watching the Queen's Xmas address and less attention to arguing with Momus so I knew how to do this better!)
― Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)
Also my sources are tellin me Walsingham prefers the company of men, so if ever there's an opening, I'd be much obliged, ma'am. < skulks back into shadows>
― Sherrif L(E^24) (Leee), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― L(E^24) (Leee), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)
*hangs lasso on back of throne**props feet up on scepter*
― L(E^24) (Leee), Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― L(E^24) (Leee), Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)
Oh wait, sorry, Revolution, heads chopped off, nothing to see here, move along!
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 6 November 2003 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Rabblerousing French sleep agent (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)