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Ok, is this the worst thread topic idea ever or what?

(it's not mine incidentally - I have been coerced and I've had two rum n' cokes)

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

1. catcher's mitt
2. wine glass
3. cardboard paper towel tube
4. on the table
5. in your pants
6. in somebody else's pants

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

7. Tube sock

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

8. condom
9. next to a ruler
10. pickle jar

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

up your own ass

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

11. up Sam's ass

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

In Matos's mouth

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

but not in that order

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, unless you dig that kind of thing

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

tits

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

14. In a bag with other penises.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

15. In the left pocket of an old fake fur coat you bought at a Salvation Army thrift store.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

hot dog bun
mantle
dashboard
confessional

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm drunk

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

in a jar on a high shelf, out of direct sunlight

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

in the air, and wave it like you just don't care

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

in the basket under the sink

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

16. Through a chain link fence
17. jar of peanut butter
18. Car exhaust pipe
19. pocket pussy
20. pencil sharpener
21. Slammed in a safe
22. bundle of roses
23. tied to a pickup truck bumper
24. Inside a happy clown puppet

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

25. Trout
26. Bass
27. Salmon
28. Muskie
29. Cod
30. Halibut
31. Tuna

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

[I love you too, Sam ;-)]

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

GLORYHOLES TO THREAD

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

in a wheelbarrow
nailed to a tree
on top of yer cd of kiss alive!
in a tea mug with half-and-half and sugar
in a wrigley's chewing gum pack
on a conveyer belt
on a key chain, next to a rabbit's foot
in the dashboard

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

in a hobo sack (a bandana tied to the end of a stick)

― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread unnervingly reminds me of the old jingle for "Steak-Um's" snack meat:

You can Steak'um in the North
You Can Steak'um in the South
But the best place of all...
..is when you Steak'um in your Mouth!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

slather it with cheez-whiz and fried onions, then stick it on a hard roll

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

in smoked salmon

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

high upon a pedestal. so high that it could almost see eternity. you needed me. you needed me.

― Aaron A., Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

in a box marked "ancient relic"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

it's the new undisputed king of canadian comedy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

on the new york stock exchange

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

... which would give new meaning to the terms "buy short," "p/e ratio," "place," "put," "par value," "preferred shares," and "day trading."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

32. the bosses' coffee
33. belt sander
34. The Queen of England
35. on a fine silver platter drizzled with Hollandaise and garnished with parsley sprig
36. altar boys

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

37. in its place, the saucy little thing

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

with the fondue kit

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

38. Hazmat containment unit
39. Cleveland, Ohio
40. Grover Cleveland
41. Grover Cleveland Alexander
42. Grover
43. Super-Grover
44. Grover when he's being the Annoying Waiter
45. anyone who objects to all these mentions of Grover
46. copies of the Norton Anthology of Modern Fiction

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry mr. eisbar I am drunk and didn't count right. we're on 48 now:

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

49. on turbodrive

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

50. In a specimen jar.
51. In the refrigerator.
52. In a specimen jar in the refrigerator.
53. In a pair of silk charmeuse boxers.
54. On a blanket on a Lower East Side sidewalk.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

55. turntable (kitties only)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

56. kitties (turntable only)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

58. on the back burner

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 8 November 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haikunym, you just reminded me of some weird Sesame Street porn story that someone e-mailed me years ago, thanks a lot!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 8 November 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

59; Jar of Nutella.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

KING MISSILE TO THREAD!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

im drunk nest thread eber

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and Kim, I'm shocked.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

60. In the drunk nest

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

into members of royalty?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

62. Oh, y'know, over there.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

63; Into the ass of a royal servant.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

64; Camilla Parker-Bowles

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

65; Bryan Adams

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

66. The village of Desborough.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

77. In the Negative Zone

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

69; In a 69.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

70. Tate Modern

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

71. the mashed potato (ala 'Ill Communication')

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

72. (how have we not had this one yet?) At the bottom of your girlfriend's box of popcorn.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

apple pie?

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

74. on trial for tax evasion

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

75. a newcastle utd gangbanging (is it cool to make jokes now?)

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Jar of Nutella

While still attached?

― Miggie (Miggie), Saturday, 8 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

76. A penis cozy

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha... best Saturday morning ever!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

77. Michael Fawcett.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

78. In the Hershey Highway leading you to the Land of Dairy Queen.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

79. A knitted uterus.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

80. in your baby momma
81. in your baby momma's curtains

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

82. the dirt

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(dom wins)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

83. between CeCe and a Ton

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

84. up for adoption

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

85.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

85.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

86. Between a rock and a hard place.

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

87. Vice

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

88. OPP

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

89. comically, in place of a judge's gavel!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

90. OPParking Spaces

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

91. http://www.teflfarm.com/pleasure/photos/0/images/yell.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

NO
NO
NO
CHRIST

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

SO SO WRONG

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rpi.edu/dept/athletics/swim/photogallery/julia%20yelling.jpg

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

don't hog in on my destruction of Nate's brain.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I am assuming that in the case of JDSM's pic the penis goes directly into the left nostril of the man on the right

(that would justify his expression)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

93. http://www.eastcoastattractions.com/gene%20simmons2%20tongue.jpg

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cuisinart-vs-kitchenaid.com/images/blender-diagram.gif

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

95. http://www.primitiveways.com/images/ice-shaving.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck is that, Miccio?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly a place to put your penis.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

96.-100. http://music.sympatico.ca/fa/foofighters/photo1.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Oslo

― man, Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

102. http://www.timewarptoys.com/taffy.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Bedside table drawer, with the other ones.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cse.iitb.ac.in/~satwik/title.gif

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 9 November 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cityofdogs.com/moocows1.jpg

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

106. in the hand of the Man that stills the water

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

107. in joe pantolinato's bananna pudding

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

don't or he'll never stop shouting!! oh wait

― jones (actual), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haiku takes the lead!

― Aaron A., Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

108. In the custody of Hanle y.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

109: in a 1971 Porsche 914

http://www.99sites.com/CarSites/currentcars/2633021.jpg

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kowloontraders.com/images/cft1.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

in a box

http://funideas.com/images/product/gag_gift/large/re004.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Most unnecessary slogan ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

But oh the creamy alfredo sauce.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dusansmetana.com/bass.jpg

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

113. Davy Jones' locker

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

114. Peter Tork's locker

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.compleatgamester.com/pages/carnival/clown.gif

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.danielboonetrail.com/media/FinalPhotosWeb/cumberlandgapsign375.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://movietrailers.studiostore.com/images/p/SBS/pzSTSBS0009.jpg

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Inside the precious little indie rock girl standing by me at tonight's show.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

In a glassine envelope.

― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 9 November 2003 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Layna wins. (then dear haikunym)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 November 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

What do I win???? (A new, extra-sparkly one I hope I hope!)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm surprised a mockery "places to put your vagina" thread hasn't popped up

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"in the kitchen where it belongs"

― nate detritus is only PRETENDING to be misogynist, settle down (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In a pop song (esp. if your name is Momus).

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody noticed that I miscounted the number of Foo Fighters in that pic.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

unless you feel one of them has an extra place to put your penis that the others don't.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

duh, in their deliciously wacky videos

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

where NOT to put your penis, sometimes:

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3777048

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Another place to not put it.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

What, exactly, is the clinical term for "Fear of Staple-guns?"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.foxvalleyferret.com/haha.jpg

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

in a well-greased speaker cone

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

microhouse?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I alone in not wanting to follow links while at work in a thread with a title like this?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Box of dry spaghetti.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

tub of wet spaghetti

(oh so squishy)

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

armpit

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.k12.de.us/concord/faculty/profiles/wilsonj/blowhole.jpg

― blowhole (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

On the dresser so Method Man can bang that shit with a spiked bat BLAGOW!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice Wu reference. Definate ouch though.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

To Blowhole: http://www.dolphinsex.org/

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/higgins/Images/higgins4-11-1.jpg

― penelope (penelope), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

jabba looks pretty constipated there.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

revive¡

130: in the collective unconscious

― dysøn (dyson), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ahh my legacy...

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes, when i'm at work, i think i might be on ilx to often.
then you go and tell me about threads like this and i think again.

― dysøn (dyson), Saturday, 11 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

131. through the number zero: 0
132. the letter 'o'

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

133. the golf course

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

134. http://www.photoslave.com/journal/journal_images/wallsocket.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

134a. http://www.crumbmuseum.com/zap0.gif

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

134b. http://antic.shadowpuppet.net/images/doodles/BulbPlug.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

135. http://www.hugsetc.com/03/h/greatday/bagel.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

136. http://www.ancestralcollections.co.uk/imagprod/medium/ess083.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

shouldn't you be posting a picture of a jewellery box here somewhere jeremy? or did i miss that?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Owning of the century.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Yesh....

137. http://i2.sell.com/0/165/5010/7/163/501748-m.jpg

and watch out for the fucking hinge, it pinches.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

138. http://www.tardfest.com/uploader/userfiles/pax%20romana/Time_Big.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

139. ALSO DO NOT CLICK HERE, OKAY?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

is she part cow?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

she's certainly parted

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

140. In an intern

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

141.

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/talc/images/popcorn.jpg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

142. on the interweb
(or else)
143. behind the fridge

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

144. in escroe
145. behind door number 3

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

154. holes with milk machines in them

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

in sweden (neutral)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

155. a diarama

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

156. A flea collar

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

157. in the take a penny, leave a penis tray

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

158. in the overhead compartment with your other carry-ons

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ahh my legacy...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), September 11th, 2004 6:48 PM. (later)

159. between my legacies

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

160. where your mouth is

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

161. in the deep dark belly-button of the fat kid who made fun of you all those years growing up

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

162. in the air intake cone on very large speakers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

163. up for auction

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

in sweden (neutral)

164. ITYM Switzerland.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

165. Portsmouth.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(Apparently)

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

REVIVE

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

166.

http://www.salvationarmy-usaeast.org/goodnews/issues/2003_4/6b.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you want to put your penis in *there*??!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah are you watching what I'm watching? =) xpost

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

you want to put your penis in *there*??!!

Only if it shuts him the fuck up.

Trayce: No, I didn't know he was on actually.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

167. in a vadge horror story

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I would have bet money this was a Ned revival. My prognosticator is completely broken.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Even Homer nodded.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

www.ebay.co.uk

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

168. A cyclops' one good eye

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

169. Johnny Carson

― TEH JOHN DAHELEMEME (deangulberry), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

On the front of the NME

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

171. On the drumstool

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

172.On the drummer's stool

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

173. http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/actueel/oscars/fotos/oscars.1starwars_robots.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

174. On the drummer's tool

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

175. in the Social Security lockbox

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

176. In the drummer's stool.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

177. beneath a wire hanger

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

178. underneath your a shoes

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

180. on the telly

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

181. in the dirty clothes basket

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

182. Hills Hoist

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

attached to the wind-up handle?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

183. In the junk drawer

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

184.Into high society

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

185. Into the WRONG HANDS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

from savage love this week...

To engage in "femoral intercourse," you will need one person's dick and another person's thighs. Place dick between thighs, press thighs together, and hump away until thighs are a sticky mess. Some other names for femoral intercourse: college-style, dry humping, "English method," and my favorite, "The Weekly Standard."

― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

186. Evening Standard

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

187. On a necktie

http://13gb.com/media/images/penis_tie.jpg

― stephen, Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:26 (seventeen years ago)

ILX Gays: ♪♫ Meennnn ♪♫

― Eric H., Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

188. wallogina

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:39 (seventeen years ago)

(not that I am encouraging this)