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Ok, is this the worst thread topic idea ever or what?

(it's not mine incidentally - I have been prompted by Vic and I've not had two rum n' cokes)

― mei (mei), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

a gun

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess Harvell.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

no doubt.

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(both the band, and a response to the suggestion of myself.)

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my gosh i am SO abdicating any responsibility for this..my idea was for a "places to put your vagina" thread!

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

actually even that wasn't "my idea" - i was just saying i was surprised it hadn't been created yet!

but since the question has been asked: fruit loops

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

6. (in mississippi only)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

7.http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/food/tsukiji/pix/042-ugly.lg.jpg

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

btw, you can also put a gun in your mouth

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha just kidding, feds)

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

that fish looks like he has a bad attitude

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder if any non-males will post to this thread

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

8. A tampon
9. A speculum
10. A diaphragm
11. The fingers of the person going down on you
12. The tongue of the person going down on you

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 9 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

13. the muppet toy of the person going down on you

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

14. joe pantolinato's bananna pudding

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

15. tweet

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

13. the muppet toy of the person going down on you

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't talk to kids about vaginas! but possibly

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the Nihilist Spasm Band

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

FRED DURST'S COOKIES

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

FAMOUS AMO'S COOKIES

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn Darn1elle OTM

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A spare set of house/car keys.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

your dignity.

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

21. office supplies

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, is this the worst thread topic idea ever or what?

No, we haven't done 'What the hell do you look like when you masturbate?' yet.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That's because you've only posted nude fotos of yourself, not nude-jagging-off fotos of yourself

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This is folklore, I never posted nude fotos of myself to ILX.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i never look at my face in the mirror when i crack one off.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, my bad. i guess it was a link that went to your website or something. regardless, it's interesting folklore to inspire, isn't it

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, a man is entitled to be nude on his own website, isn't he? If one cannot be nude there, on page 1423, where can one be nude? And yet, as servants these days cannot be trusted, there is no longer such a thing as a secret beyond price. a webpage without link, or, indeed, a simple act of good old-fashioned private buggery.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

22. gowan

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

23. Thug Passion.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

no doubt.
The whole band?!?

― nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

24. nuts, to store them for the winter season.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

25. the geirbot

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

26. http://www.suntimes.com/mediakit/images/ebert.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

've have vays of making you talk professor jones'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Two Oscars up. Roger looks as impish as he did in that Bert & Ernie picture!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 9 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

THE AMAZING RANDY!!!!

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 November 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the skeletal finger of the late tupac shakur

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

the claymation finger of the virtual tupac shakur

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

two packs of coors

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll be here all the week

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

packs???

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

it says "vagina" not "holland tunnel"

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

this from a guy who wants to put no doubt in his

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

just gwen

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

that one guy's sposed to be pretty well hung according to metal sludge

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you put a vagina in a vagina and make vadge-babies? That would be bitchin.

― vadge baby, Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

you can put the boogie in your butt

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

A couple grams of pure uncut cocaine.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

you can put a bugle in your butt too

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

in the 80s you could also put your butt in a pair of bugles

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they still make them

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

to the shopping mall!

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i am going to be so ahead of the curve when late 80s/early 90s nostalgia hits

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i need a pair of 'jams'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

when is the panama jack painter's cap gonna come back in also? mary?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i need to find my umbro soccer shorts, hypercolor t-shirt, and giant green cross colors jeans

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, i think that thermotropic clothing really WAS the pinnacle or zenith of man's accomplishments.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I still have my miami heat starter jacket

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

hornets here

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

don't forget your banana clip

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

who wanna my deion sanders football jersey?

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ME!!!!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

bo knows vagina

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I still had my "miami rascals" tee with alfalfa and buckwheat done up like crocett and tubbs

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i still had my ocean pacific shorts with the sharks with sunglasses all over them

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

OP - awyeah!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss my pink and grey converse hi-tops

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~snowstory/bounceowl.gif

whee.

― a sleepyshy speck o' sillysnow, Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

omg aqua and yellow converse with the extra hi-top that you flipped down

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i really really wish i still had the pink loverboy tee my aunt gave me cuz she didn't like them anymore and i wore to the first day of sixth grade in like 1987.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

how did you not get your ass kicked graham-style for that?

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

it occurs to me I may have worn a white blazer over it

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i REALLY liked miami vice

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

yogurt

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

yeast

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No, we haven't done 'What the hell do you look like when you masturbate?' yet.
Just remember, theres no such thing as something so crass and warped that there isn't a Yahoo Groups chatroom devoted to it.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is like the ilx episode of family feud

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

aren't you gonna kiss me richard?

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hands off - she's taken!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i would never think of making a move on the ghost of richard dawson

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ray combs is another story entirely

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm holding out for chuck barris

it's all about the gong

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

poor ray combs

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

richard dawson is still alive btw

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys aren't keeping count!!

34) house keys

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

35) double AA batteries

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

36) triple AAA batteries

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

37) custos' "who farted?" t-shirt

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

38. the ghosts of hosts of "family feud."

― deathisahedgehog (deathisahedgehog), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

39) camel toes

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

40) tootsie rolls

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

why am i answering this thread so much when i wasn't interested at all in the penis thread? eh, don't tell me..

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

these are a few of my favorite thiiiiiings

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

41) schnitzel with noodles

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

42) "12 inches of snoop"

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

43) Chris Ott's ego

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

the fifty foot woman didn't have a twat that big

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

44) cooters

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no you didn't

(xp)

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

excuse me, i meant 45) cooties

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

46) spare change

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

47) pez

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

48) your doobage

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

49) prince charles reincarnated as a tampon

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

50) carne asada

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Reincarnated?

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

51. A cigar tube filled with wasps

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

52. a penis

― man, Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

53. The Knights Templar. and thus, to control all the vaginas in the world. And Elton John and Gianni Versace. And some other stuff.

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

54. Tom's homemade vibrator.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

DO NOT PUT THAT IN.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 November 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I once gave a coworker (female) a novelty gift of sorts (it surely had purpose, too!)...

A set of the famous ben hoa (wah) balls which are inserted in the vagina (I think) and vibrate constantly....now that I think of it, since they are obviously meant for clitoral stimulation, I don't know where in the hell they are positioned. I never thought to ask her how her balls were doing....

(I gave them to her with the knowledge that her husband would take it as a joke...he was a rather large person as I recall.

At that same party (a going away party for both women), I gave another coworker a pair of edible underwear. Years later, she came back to my office as my supervisor.

― ed dill (eddill), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

55. http://www.qsl.net/w5www/hugh-grant.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.orsiitaliani.com/durstdc3.jpg

― deathisahedgehog (deathisahedgehog), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

56. http://www.orsiitaliani.com/durstdc3.jpg

― deathisahedgehog (deathisahedgehog), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry about the double-post there.

― deathisahedgehog (deathisahedgehog), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

57. http://www.matteblack.com/images/live/davidleeroth.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

58. The Bill of Rights

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mcshane.org/cgi-bin/spam.cgi?180

Third one down.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

muzzle velocity!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and one thing not to put into your vagina: breath. it's bad, I'm told.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

an Nintendo controller.

pick any: NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The Truth

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't handle The Truth.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not all by yourself.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

double-ended Truth

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Connelly to thread!

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

And tell her to bring her friend.

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

sand

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Fog

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

frog sandwiches

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, those are for eating.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

more of you need to contribute to the jacques derrida thread.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i like how #52 slipped by completely unnoticed.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ain't that what usually happens with your penis?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

an Nintendo controller.
pick any: NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube

-- Jay Dee Sah Mon (jdsalmo...), November 10th, 2003.

Can I point out that only the gamecube pad comes with rumble feature as standard. :-o

― mei (mei), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

59. A small cat of course.

― humansuit, Friday, 6 July 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

a gun

-- goato mountington (dubplatestyle)

has any woman ever committed suicide by shooting herself in the vagina?

― Heave Ho, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

nicky wire in a banana suit, little one.

― remy bean, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

1996
well I found this:

http://www.cbctrust.com/fetalrights.php

June
Brenda Drummond, a 28-year-old postal worker and mother of two, is charged with attempted murder of her son and with criminal negligence causing bodily harm. On May 28, Drummond shot herself in the vagina with a pellet gun. Two days later, she delivered her son, Jonathon, alone in the bathroom of her home outside of Ottawa. A brain scan reveals that the infant has an injury from a pellet. Drummond spends the next month in a psychiatric hospital undergoing assessment. Counsel for Drummond argues that there is no offense and the case should be dismissed as a fetus is not a person.

― marmotwolof, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://forum.catchride.com/style_emoticons/default/puke.gif

― Heave Ho, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

Drummond had told a psychiatrist that she was attempting to commit suicide and did not know that she was pregnant when she shot herself.

― marmotwolof, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

A brain scan revealed that the ailing infant had a pellet in his
brain. The baby survived surgery to remove it, and suffered no serious
permanent damage.

Wow.

― ENBB, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

I don't believe that story about the pellet gun for a second.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

That one's just stooopid

― Heave Ho, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

She pleads guilty to a lesser charge of failing to provide the necessities of life to her son by not telling doctors that she had shot herself during pregnancy. Justice Hansen gives Drummond a suspended sentence and 30 month's probation.

+
A brain scan revealed that the ailing infant had a pellet in his
brain. The baby survived surgery to remove it, and suffered no serious
permanent damage.

=
all's well that end's well?

― Drooone, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

ends even.

― Drooone, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

HEY, LADIES.....

Have any of you actually put yoghurt or tea tree oil or fucking garlic up your hooohaaaa to rid yourself of teh yeast? I'm on amoxi for lyme's and you might know about the side effects. People keep suggesting I put food up there, but I just can't imagine that would make anything better.

― Maria :D, Sunday, 15 July 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

maria, sent you an email with a hippie solution :)

― Rubyred, Sunday, 15 July 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

ow! do hippies hate me? that sounds like it would hurt.

― Maria :D, Sunday, 15 July 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

apparently it doesn't... i'll try getting hold of her tonight to find out more.

― Rubyred, Sunday, 15 July 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 July 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

Scrambled eggs, bacon and hollandaise sauce up the hoohaaa always makes me feel better. No wait. Down the other hoohaaa. My orifices are all mixed up.
UM, straight cranberry juice - but, what, do you have a yeast infection, or are you trying to avoid one?
To avoid - pure cranberry juice. It's nasty, but you can dilute it.

If you have a yeast infection, well, you should put sand in your vagina. Just for the scratchiness. If I had a yeast infection I would hump the fucking beach.

― aimurchie, Sunday, 15 July 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

girls are weird

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 15 July 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

When life gives you yeast, make bread

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 15 July 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

Lysol douche?

― milo z, Sunday, 15 July 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/lysol_douche.jpg

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yay for yoghurt!

― Maria :D, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

BLANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/05e2120dc4.jpg

― teeny, Thursday, 25 October 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

No one said PENIS?

― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

#52

― HI DERE, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

lol climb right on in

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Oh right; I never display all messages anymore.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

"all of Japan" is pretty impressive, I must say

― HI DERE, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

Freud would have had a field day...

― Stone Monkey, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

HOT SOUP

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking of making soup with pumpkin and butternut squash today and basically burning right through all the lasts-all-winter produce I've got in one crockpottening.

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

a 6'3" bike

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

politics

― HI DERE, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

leyton orient football club

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

a free trip to hawaii

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

yr friend's website

― HI DERE, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Dreams

― DavidM, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

the deficit

― J0hn D., Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

wow - teeny. you've outdone yourself!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.artshole.co.uk/arts/artists/richard%20sayer/FLIES.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 25 October 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 25 October 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

would Hunter - Age 3 fit?

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 25 October 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ircimg.org/img/24729.jpg

― johnny crunch, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

is that the first pr0n on this whole thread?

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

is that a cheese grater?

― latebloomer, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

the one thing my night needed

― strgn, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

she could use a manicure

― milo z, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

this grater would be more suitable methinks
http://mocoloco.com/archives/alessi_todo_grater_mar_04.jpg

― gershy, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

Eh. Not sth I needed to see up there.

― stevienixed, Friday, 26 October 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

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