rampant jingoism (Its Canada Day)

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CANADA KICKS ASS ! WE ARE BETTER THEN THE AMERICANS BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT THE POOR .
WE ARE BETTER THEN UK BECAUSE WE HAVE GOOD FOOD
WE ARE BETTER THEN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE WE CONTAIN THE NORTH POLE .

This piece of jingoism is in honor of Canadas Birthday !
So everyone grab a moosehead and drink in our honor.

― anthony, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah! Things we've contributed to world civilisation - 'Crash'(the film), "Echo Beach", gasoline siphoning. Regionalism! Fuck all you Easterners, moving out west because there's no work out there, either! Geddit?

― tarden, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, did you know that I'm a distant relation to Calixte Savoie? Which is ironic, because I'm not going to move back to Canada until they make "Echo Beach" the national anthem. That, or "By-Tor & the Snow Dog"

― tarden, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In fact we are known for the cinematic cerbal dark sexual creepfest
( David Cronenberg and Atom Egoyon, as well as mollys musem, the hnaging garden, kissed ... )

― anthony, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah but don't you guys all say 'anyhoo', finish every sentence with a pitch-raise so no-one knows whether you're asking a rhetorical question and dress your policemen in effeminate red?

And you handed over Peltier, you bastards. I'm not living on stolen Indian land, even if my great great grandparents went out and did the stealing on your pitiful behalf!

― christopher, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes but we didnt trump over the entire world putting our muddy boots where we didnt belong and cause problems 150 years after the fact . We also didnt kill the irish with as much vigor as you did .

― anthony, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why's killing people and stealing their land seen as such a bad thing? Anyway, more importantly, why have we got a reputation for having bad food? That's just shit. We're the best.

― Greg, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The reason Brits boil all their food, including bread, is that none of them still have their own teeth past the age of 12

― tarden, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't be silly. If this thread starts getting nasty it will mysteriously disappear.

― DG, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

come on can we have one day of ramoant tooth and claw nastiness.
it all in good fun .

― anthony, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since _South Park_'s "Blame Canada" is all too obvious, let me contribute this ditty from the _Mystery Science Theatre 3000_ archives, thankfully already typed up by people even more obsessive than I. Apologies for any formatting weirdness. ***** Mike (telling a joke): ...and the drunk guy says, "I can't help being an idiot, I'm Canadian!" Crow (Laughs): You're right, they're so pathetic, Mike! (Whistle blows, Tom comes in wearing Mountie uniform) Tom: Enough! There's been too much Canada-bashing for far too long! I say: no more! Mike: Don't you mean: "No more, eh"? Crow (Laughs): Good one, man! They are SO stupid! Tom: Stop it now! Instead, let us offer our Northern brothers and sisters this song of tribute! (Music starts) (Singing)
Oh, I wish I was back in old Canada,
A land which I never shall lampoon!
How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba,
And the beauty that is Saskatoon! Mike (spoken): I got one. (Singing)
Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta,
Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur! Tom (spoken): Hey! Mike (singing):
As he scraped and chistled all the moose dung off his boots,
I would learn that he's the Prime Minister! Tom (spoken): Oh, stop that! Crow (singing):
Oh, I wish I was in the land gave us Peter Jennings,
Alanis Morisette, Mike Meyers, too! Tom (spoken): Yeah! Crow (singing):
No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me,
Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eschew! Tom (spoken): Now, this is NOT in the spirit I intended! Mike: Oh, come on, give in! I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock and Rush! Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs! Tom: Okay, I'll try! Mike: All right! Good man! Tom (singing): Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island,
And going on to bomb Ontario!
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture,
Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario! Mike (spoken): Okay, that's a little strong... Tom (interrupting, spoken): No, no, you were right, Mike, this is much more fun! (Singing) Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
With countries far superior to it? Crow (spoken): Yikes! Tom (singing): Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,
Your country's just a giant piece of sh...(Mike leaps on Tom and covers his mouth with his hand, while he and Crow shout "Hey! Woah! Woah!") Mike (spoken): I think that's enough. I think we've... Cambot, (Music stops) okay, thanks. All right. Tom (sobbing): I'm sorry! I have no sense of proportion! I'm a disgrace to my uniform! Mike: No, no, that's okay, calm down. Mustn't hate! Mustn't hate! Crow: At least so overtly. Mike: Exactly, right. Must disguise our hate, just a little. (Commercial sign light goes on) Okay, we'll be right back. (To Tom) It's okay, now, Dudley. Tom (still sobbing): Pardonez moi! Pardonez moi! ***** But me, I like the place.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well, at least you're not american.

― Geoff, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Favorite Canadian music-people:

* Peaches

* "Chilly" Gonzales

* Kardinal Offishall

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you have a canada day? wow

― gareth, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You have music in Canada now? That's nice for you.

― Greg, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Isn't "rampant jingoism" and "Canada" a non-sequitur?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"WE CONTAIN THE NORTH POLE": is this true?

― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Magnetic, yes. I assume the geographical pole is in international waters.

― Josh, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Acc.50s Damon Knight short story which later became film The Thing (both versions), mag.N.Pole = giant crashed alien spaceship, frozen under ice... "Oh, Cah-ni-daah"

― mark s, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was just thinking about Canada today, and how grateful I am to live not too far south of it. Yesterday it was 50,000 degrees outside with 200% humidity, but then one of those cold fronts came down from Canada and SPARED US FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS - THANK YOU CANADA!

― move the border southward, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

magnetic north would probably be in the innuit territory, but i guess that is technically still part of canada.

― keith, Sunday, 1 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and dress your policemen in effeminate red?

Yeah but, those "effeminate" coppers ALWAYS GET THEIR MAN! (My source - "I'm On The Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep" by the Blue Oyster Cult)

― hornswoop me bungo pony, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ach, Canadia. Geographical boundaries are nothing. Everyone knows that Tronno, Ottowa, and much of Southern Ontario is really part of Upstate NY. While Canada owns, basically, the entire Northern half of the midwest. And Maine. So don't be silly.

― masonic boom, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it's sweet how google advertises Canada day with a beaver, or whatever it is.

― the pinefox, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, especially since it was actually yesterday.

― tarden, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Canada for hockey players, cold fronts and gay anarchist punk rock bands (ok there's only one of them). Conversely, I would like to curse them for Brian Adams and Celine Dion.

― michele, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd like to add my thanks for Hard Core Logo, and for housing a shit- load of draft dodgers in the 60s, and din't Leonard Cohen and Doug Coupland sway in from up there?

― Geoff, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Er, where is this Canada anyway?

― Billy Dods, Monday, 2 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Somewhere in the US I think. I forget exactly. They made me learn it in school once.

― Josh, Tuesday, 3 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three years pass...

WOO!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Get your Maple Leaf on!

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

roll up the rim, if you know what i mean!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

yay

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

As a likely future Canadian, I wore my Montreal Expos shirt today.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/f-canada.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

I will be observing Canada Day tomorrow, in a temporary Canadian outpost, upstate. Some sort of Newfie rum-drinking ritual may be involved.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Yes! I will be celebrating in subtle ways, as is fitting, like going swimming and later eating charred meat. Sometimes I wish I could do the Simpsons/US thing and "celebrate your country's birthday by blowing up a small part of it." Ah, well. Gun control and gay marriage for all!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

The only way that picture of the maple-leaf-face-paint kid would be better is if it were an animated gif and he was krumping.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

If only bars put in as much promotion into Canada Day as they do for Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick's Day. We could all be wearing hockey jerseys, swilling Black Label, and apologizing for making too much noise today!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Ahh - happy Canada Day all. think I'l head to Cherry Beach, watch me some fire works and smoke me some erb.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 July 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Some sort of Newfie rum-drinking ritual may be involved.

Screeching in! You better post the pic of kissing the fish.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

do people anywhere still drink Black Label?

I bet Cherry Beach was a touch chilly last night. We actually managed the very far off fireworks view from our little pseud balcony. Not exactly like last year on Parliament Hill, but we did our patriotic duty.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 2 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Neil Young, Leonard Cohen & Dr James Naismith.

Thank You Canada.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

DUDES!!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

CANADA
WE CANT PLAY SOCCER BUT DAMN WE CAN CHEER HOLY CRAP

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

AND HARGREAVES CAN SCORE (SOMETIMES)
WE CLAIM HIM

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR CANADA
ALSO: OTHER THINGS

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

STOMPIN TOM vs NORTHERN PIKES

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

KD LANG VS TRAGICALLY HIPP

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

CANADIAN IDOL VS MTVCANADA

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

MITSOU VS ALANA MYLES

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

PARACHUTE CLUB VS SNFU

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

CHILLIWACK VS NOMEANSNO

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

ANAL CHINOOK VS FURNACE FACE

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

(i have some cdn help here)

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

BLUE RODEO VS DAYGLO ABORTIONS

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

GREATBIGSEA VS PlANETSMASHERS

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

(we cant stop) (we have to laeve)

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

SAMANTHA TAYLOR VS DAN GALLAGER

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

MOXYFRUVOUS VS THE LOOK PEOPLE

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

DEFINTION VS WINLOSEORDRAW VS FRONT PAGE CHALLLLENGE

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

RALPH BENMERGUI VS IAN HANOMANGSINGH VS BRENT BANBURY VS MIKE BULLARD

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

HONEST INJUN VS GLASS TIGER

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

MARK HOLMES VS JOEY SHITHEAD

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

(so aided and abetted by richard the cat rescuing dog ultra mega)

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

that's all canada, we LOVE YOU YYYYAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAYYYAAAYYAYYYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

tough one

KIM MITCHELL VS
THE GUESS WHOOOOO

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

DESTROYER VSSSS FUCK YOU YOU FUCkLING FUCKSSSSSSSSS

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL
SRSYLSLY

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

PETER GZOWSKI VS MICHAEL ENRIGHT

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 2 July 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

snake vs wheels?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Sunday, 2 July 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

Robins Donuts coffee >>> Tim Hortons coffee

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 2 July 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Vi-Co >>> THE UNIVERSE

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 2 July 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

TRI HARDER NESXT TIME
LOVE ROBYNN
:)

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

paul janz vs haywire

― dave q (listerine), Sunday, 2 July 2006 09:49 (nineteen years ago)

CMON
STILL AWAke
try more
:)
MORE

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

ahahhahahaha anal chinook wtf???

hi.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

'the hour' vs brocket 99

― dave q (listerine), Sunday, 2 July 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

Ernie Coombs vs. Heather Conkie

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 2 July 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

Andy Kim vs. Gino Vanelli vs. Shaun Desman

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 2 July 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

the contents of my kitchen garbage vs. Shawn Desman

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Coffee Time vs. Coffee Tip is the big question for me.

I'm returning to live in Canada on Tuesday, by the way. My first time since Harper!

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Sunday, 2 July 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

moose jaw canada day had a bee gees cover band (also played some queen songs but as the bee gees) called STAYIN ALIVE and an abba cover band called ABBAMANIA. that doesn't make any sense.

last year we had tom cochrane.

― 333333333333 (33333), Sunday, 2 July 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

The video for the first song on "Saskatchewan" became a minor meme in Boston over the weekend. That's how I celebrated. That and putting all the Sask vids up on YouTube.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 2 July 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

anal chinook

― Wuffy the cat-rescuing dog (superultramarinated), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

KIM - WAS IT YOU THAT PEED ON THE WAR MEMORIAL?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

she would

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

not that i recall?

xpost

oh thanks, thanks a lot!

(i added some older fap photos to the flickr acct i just set up btw)

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

uh, not that peeing on monuments was a reminder of that.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.winnipegsun.com/News/Canada/2006/07/04/winsunnews.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure i can't do that.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

don't be so modest

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

SNOW vs SHAWN DESMOND
KISH vs MCJ & COOL G
ROCKETS VS SMARTIES

Robins Donuts coffee >>> Tim Hortons coffee

Only in your dreams.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

happy canada day dudes

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 1 July 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

people better be at lakes/cottages b/c i know i should be
(apparently i'm having a "working summer" and so will celebrate all the summer things in october whoo!)

also: CANADA! IT IS A PLACE! WITH TREES! AND PEOPLE! AND A GOVERENEMENT! CANADA!

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 1 July 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Amen.

― Casuistry, Sunday, 1 July 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

CANADA! IT IS A PLACE! WITH TREES! AND PEOPLE! and a government :( CANADA!

fixed!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

happy canada day, nuckers!

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

ps i luv u

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

I just listened to 2 hours of Canadian music! Now I want some All Dressed Chips.

Happy Canada Day!

― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 1 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

i have just made 2 hours of canadian music! all dressed chips are good and full of flavour crystals!

i think i am going to go to friend's house to watch u-20 world cup canada v chile (and cross my fingers for cdn win. b/c i mean, it is soccer and we are canada...)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 1 July 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

wahey! I found this while attempting to use the 'search' feature to find threads about Day of the Tentacle (yeah, what? where's the connection there?)... oddly enough, on Canada Day. Or at least Canada Day according to UK time...

― asey, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

I will be in the US for Canada Day and in Canada for Independence Day. I am failing both my patriotic and my ex-patriotic duties.

― Casuistry, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

Am tempted to go to Trafalgar Square tomorrow for festivities, including 'Canadian themed cuisine'. The idea of Canadian cuisine is strange enough (Tim Hortons coffee? poutine? BSE-ridden Alberta beef? kraft dinner?) but Canadian THEMED cuisine?

― asey, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

tomorrow = today

― asey, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

Everyone knows that Tronno, Ottowa, and much of Southern Ontario is really part of Upstate NY.

This is surely madness (esp bilingual Ottawa)?

― Sundar, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

I will be in the US for Canada Day and in Canada for Independence Day.

one of my friends is doing the exact same thing! huh.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, this is as good a place as any to announce that I'll be returning to the Homeland in the fall, albeit to border-hugging Windsor.

― Sundar, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

sundar, i'm so sorry.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

i'm thinking "canadian themed cuisine" prolly means they're just going to give you a jug of syrup with whatever you order.

and ketchup chips, perhaps.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, "crisps"!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, a job's a job but yes, point taken. I've already started worrying about my allergies. (Actually, I'm still waiting to hear back from Memorial.)

xposts But don't they have ketchup crisps in the UK too?

― Sundar, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!

A little bit of light reading for the holiday tomorrow

― j-rock, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

oh MacLeans, the epitome of rampant (conservative) Canadian jingoism

― asey, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

I will be in the US for Canada Day and in Canada for Independence Day. I am failing both my patriotic and my ex-patriotic duties.
Whoa, ME TOO.

I live in a bizarro border town that is partying all week.

― kate78, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

How have I never heard of Point Roberts? That's really interesting.

― j-rock, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

ah cool; i read about that place! which side do you live, kate?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

The U.S! Point Roberts proper! On the other side, it's just suburban Vancouver. I do have to cross the border twice each way on my way to work in Bellingham.

― kate78, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 04:09 (seventeen years ago)

kate78, have the border crossings (at Pt. Roberts) gotten longer/tougher since 9/11? I'm genuinely curious (as a Lower Mainlander).

― Lostandfound, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 07:08 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, and Happy Canada Day to my compatriots. For all it's faults, I fucking love this country. No doubt it's a pancake and bacon/sausage breakfast at the park tomorrow morning. Good stuff.

― Lostandfound, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)

Plus Maple Leaf flags, obviously.

― Lostandfound, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 07:28 (seventeen years ago)

I've only been here a month, but I'm sure they have. I have a NEXUS pass so I'm usually just waved through, but I still always have to have my passport on hand. The lines are not usually very long unless it's a weekend when all the British Columbians are coming and going. You get to know the border guards at pretty quickly, so I'm not usually hassled by them.

― kate78, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 07:30 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, there's only so many people can man/woman those little booths; they'll get used to the same people I guess. It's a weird anomaly, though, Pt. Roberts, and one that we frequently forget about. I'm glad that you don't get hassled. If anything -- as an English-born Canadian -- I get way more hassled coming back into Canada than I do crossing the line south (at Sumas, Bellingham, Blaine, wherever).

― Lostandfound, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 07:39 (seventeen years ago)

Me, too. The Canadian Border Patrol are abuncha fuckers.

― kate78, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hi. Please don't say that right now. I am stressed out enough as it is.

Actually I have always found the Canadians to be way nicer than the Americans on the way back.

― Casuistry, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 08:03 (seventeen years ago)

YAY CANADA

"Canadian cuisine" = last year I made butter tarts for Canada Day. They were pretty good, especially on my first attempt!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)

Fed Up Brits Come To Canada Says Minister Sent To Lure Workers There

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

'There are tremendous opportunities, all over the world the people are feeling the housing crunch, but we aren't. We might have some very little dips, but we have a very stable economy which is set up for the future.

Hmm, where have I read that before?

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

happy canada day!!
i had sausages and eggs with ketchup and vrai maple syrup and yes also pancakes (ok they were crepes)!
CANADA

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

i luv u kanada

― scott seward, Thursday, 2 July 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago)

whoo!

― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 July 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

rock that body

― Nhex, Thursday, 2 July 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

keep freedom free, canadians
happy canadaaaaaaa daaaaay!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

we luv u 2 skotrock

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

1 Year Passes...
i luv u kanada

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whoo!

― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:50 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rock that body

― Nhex, Thursday, July 2, 2009 12:21 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

11 Months Pass...

― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:58 (ten years ago)

ten years pass...

i had never heard “Go For Soda” until late last night— my dear friend’s partner dressed as a Kim Mitchell promo ad for Halloween, and sent me a picture of it, and I was totally confused until I heard the track lol.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 1 November 2025 13:41 (two months ago)

did they do the skullet

― flopson, Saturday, 1 November 2025 13:45 (two months ago)

okay, so i got it wrong— it’s the cover of Akimbo Alogo, and then my friend dressed up as a can of soda.

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 1 November 2025 14:42 (two months ago)

but they made it into a Christmas card— it’s the cover with my friend as a can of soda, then an outline of their cat’s silhouette where Mitchell’s name normally is in the traffic sign, and the words “Nobody’s Naughty & Nobody’s Nice” at the bottom

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Saturday, 1 November 2025 14:46 (two months ago)

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