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Doesn't matter what it was.

I think mine was

"I can see that".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

'See you tomorrow.'

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"i fucking hate you"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"nope."
somebody was asking me if i was going to the office christmas party

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"yeah, see you later."

(sorry, I know it's very boring)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"i fucking hate you too!"

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly i'm not joking, but at least i was talking to "someone" on the computer

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thank you." (to a grocery store clerk)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry, I know it's very boring)

Boring is good!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"There are other bathrooms located on floors above and below, but no other public bathrooms on this floor."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"nobody tells me anything"

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"There are other bathrooms located on floors above and below, but no other public bathrooms on this floor."

:) :) :) :)

Someone beat that!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Huck, go, you might get lucky!

"Mornin'", I think. Before that was last night, "Ciao" (a word I don't usually say, mind you).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Treader Measure ....Treasure Measure"? Said to myself interrogatively - after having just seen / (mis)heard a woman on Channel 4's 'Richard and Judy' say it. I was wondering what it meant.

― w. green, Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's a big city and there's lots of stuff going on, but the people there seem like normal people, not like in New York where they're all skinny and wear black, they just seem like average people. It seems like there's a good attitude there."

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

'We're closing in five minutes.'

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"The printer is fixed."

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Good morning."

Meh.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of myself justifying my move to SF:

"Errrr, well...Amoeba rocks and the sky is blue more often than in London and...I want to live in a smaller city for a while and...no, I don't like having money or being employed".

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, there are a lot of average and normal people in New York! Harrumpf.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

it costs like $40 and nobody I work with talks to me like a human being at the office, so why should it be any different in some shitty banquet hall?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, I knew I would get in trouble for that! It's just my knee-jerk anti-NYC bias (see the infamous New York is for Sellouts thread). My sister lives in New York City (though she is skinny and wears black).

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hmm, I don't seem to have got the bowling email - I'll go and have a look on my other account" [necessary to change PCs as the one I was on didn't have interweb access so I could only get my work email on it]

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to pay to go to your office Xmas party? WTF?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(or be a member of the s0cial C1ub)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(which costs like $2 off every paycheque)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I don't mind being treated like the dog that shit on the rug when I'm getting paid, but off the clock?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Do they not understand the point of an office Xmas ("Holiday") party?

Maybe this should be its own thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"but the salsa would drip out of the hole"

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Eeargh!"

(Eggsaspiration regarding pain-in-eyes-due-to-spreadsheet-from-hell.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"nice to meet you."

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"have a nice time!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thanks. Bye." It was grudging. I hate the manageress of the off-licence.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm aghast at the suppurating hypocrisy of RJG's statement.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

HE said it out-loud, not someone else saying it to him.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"The next person who moos is out of here."

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you make the "umpire" gesture when saying it, Sam?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can I help you?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

No but I gave the patented teacher look-of-death. One smart ass's reply was "It wasn't me. It was the farm down the street."

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

if you were here, there really would be a farm down the street. in fact, there really is a farm down the street.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing down the street from here is a crackhouse. Moo-ing. *sigh*

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"i can't find those awol one "rhythm" lyrics on the internet"

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony Kyle Monday lives near the "farm" in Berkeley, but I don't think they have cows...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Good thing we're facing opposite walls."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

''WHY ARE THESE CUNTS AT SOULSEEK STOPPING ME FROM DOWNLOADING [john cage's] BOOK OF CHANGES''

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Jules, they have it at the library. Surely. Anyway it's not one of his better pieces (though I suppose worth a listen for the history of it).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

they only an LP of sonatas and interludes at my library. its a ridiculous situation (and no I haven't seen a recording of it in the shops so i could buy it though I've never looked ahrd enough anyway).

but its d/l now.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why did you break my foam? I loved that foam."

(foam packing filler that someone broke into 8 pieces here at work)

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly i'm not joking, but at least i was talking to "someone" on the computer

"'someone'" I'm guessing

non-New Yorkers:New Yorkers::Americans:The Rest of the World (and vice versa)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

which is worse, NYC:rest of USA or Toronto:Canada?

I'm inclined to think Toronto:Canada since there are other targets/scapegoats in the USA.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm talking about perceptions, not necessarily attitudes, if that wasn't clear)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was "thank you" or "sorry" from when I was at the library but now I remember that it was "asshole!" during my walk home.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

lol omg wtf

― man, Thursday, 20 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I want some candy.

― Jodi (Celerina), Thursday, 20 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Go ask Chris, he'll take care of you."

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I will? Hunh, I guess I will!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Broccoli or peas?"

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

'Who cares?' In a very low drawl. While looking at this monitor two minutes ago reading some ridiculous comment I couldn't possibly be ugly enough to quote here.

― ChrissieH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm trying to be professional here, you asshole!"

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Heh, heh, deja vu."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"well, if they find the p0rn he's screwed"

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shit" (as I tried three times to post something to ILM and it didn't work)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Go to bed, will you?"

― Pete S, Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, I need to cut down"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

We were too late for Octoberfest, it had to be Novemberfest.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rock stupid ostriches???"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"thanks anyway"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rock stupid ostriches???"

Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, I gotta go, too. OK, bye."

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thanks, I'll be in on monday... bye"

My laptop is finally fixed and ready to be picked up yay!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"There's .35 cents of tax on that?!"

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

thats fucking sick

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

*in half-hearted falsetto* "Celebrate good times - come on! noonoonoonoo, noo, noo, noo noo"

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

get him one which, when you hit someone, makes red blood come out

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why don't he just get his own damn soda?"

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"They did the reenactment thing again, and they showed where the third bullet hit, and it looks like it hit his head."

Obviously watching the ABC News special on at the moment, except trying to share in the watching experience with someone else when that someone else is in the room is kinda tricky. I SHOUTED the above more than I actually SAID it.

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

when that someone else is in the room

Er, make that, "when that someone else is in ANOTHER room".

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Have a good week, I'm on holiday from Sunday..."

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Just fucking go - really, get out!"

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"no, not really; i thought it would only last 3 or 4 days .. Oh no... no I didn't smell anything, but then I can't smell anything ... ok. Bye"

― Aaron A., Friday, 21 November 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"tcu fucking sucks"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"yeah, off the bone".

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"Night!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wouldn't DO this job if I actually had to WORK."

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cosham."

― robster (robster), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Have a lovely day. Don't kill any kids whatever you do." (to teacher housemate)

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'thanks for the tea Barry'

― Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't really know, I don't use it myself"

-- "it" being the junk mail filter in Outlook

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Gosh, I think it was "Another PBR please," two hours ago.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Alright thanks

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"So I should hope"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"dammit"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

CATS seems to like me now.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"PALS office - can I help you? Oh it's you. Yeah, come on it."

(To my extremely tardy colleague over the intercom.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'hiya' and no more to someone who'd been at a funeral yesterday.

― enrique (Enrique), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love you"

― C J (C J), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(in a squeaky high falsetto)

"hey there mr. blue! we're so glad to be with you! look around duh duh dah da daaaaah..."

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"yeah, he is a bit weird & really ungrateful."
Said about a colleague moaning about the Christmas party.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Tracey, Jenne, Michael, Elinor, Abby, Linda, Isolde, Emma, Kate, Kirsty, Jodi and, um, me. But the downstairs girls were the ones really going for it."

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

??!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ask for Mr Burpitt in London."

― Rob M (Rob M), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'd like to think there was an island called 'Png' somewhere."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's only dispensing hot water! Great."

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

" the printer seems to be churning out bollocks"

― chris (chris), Friday, 21 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

did it always show that level of degradation?

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that him coming back? Ohmygod it is, quick, hide!

― smee (smee), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'We've still got Zero, so that's ok. I'll just check Seventeen.'

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

get off there! you're not allowed there!

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

but we don't know that. we've never known that. nobody knows that.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

is that your cook-in sauces rattling round in that cupboard?

― chris (chris), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

but most people don't use it!

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm abandoning this piece of paper as I've just written the worst sentence ever on it.

― Rob M (Rob M), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Just tell me when you've picked one.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Well is £300 enough?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

you need a backslash before migo

― chris (chris), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

None of them have reached PCT stage.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh bloody hell.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Jet Plane Landing.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"ok, i'll try to find a BSL interpreter somewhere else then. thanks"

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

nope, it's about them, not us.

― chris (chris), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I might be leaving early as I'm not taking a lunch break, but as long as it's before 4...

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you talk to Leon then. Get off the phone lady and do some work.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh there's something at the bottom I should've mentioned

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Motherfuckingcockfarmer."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"pls, but you'll have to rinse it first."

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the only place you can get cheese & onion discos in Romford

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tall hot chocolate please to take away!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Nice catch, blanco niño! Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"bleaaaauuuuuuuucccccccchrrrrrrrggggggggrrrrrrruuurrrrrrghhhhh"

― disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no wonder! I forgot it was in Wales!

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

'Illoccutionary?'

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, go right ahead."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"A little lower"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

'the thing is, if we don't do the co-option first, then gary and ian won't have a chance to be elected to the ISPB and/or the chair position.'

don't you wish you had my job? :(

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"what was the last thing I said out loud?"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"oh yeah, those guys!"

― disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"I dunno"

(I'm talking to myself, because like the dog doesn't answer, well he looks up...)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'oh -- stuart, what's your surname?'

to somebody who is actually called tom.

― enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's sort of like very complicated nu-metal."

― Sam (chirombo), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

'oh lord, oh lord, is that your hat?'

(does singing count?)

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"See you at wednesday!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"No! Don't sit on that"

(talking to the cat who is now sitting on my tartan rug)

"grrrrr"

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wonder if jel is okay?"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"oh yeah, I'm fine!"

(I said this outloud so as to not the break the spirit of the thread, I have allowed the cat to stay on the rug as I am nice really)

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fuck, that REALLY hurt" (I tripped on the way here, and fell on my knee)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"i dunno. things that you can microwave"

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't know, maybe the fact that his home is called NEVERLAND RANCH might be a good indicator. Sane people's homes do not have the word 'neverland' in their name. Shit, most sane people's homes don't even HAVE names."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Newsroom. She's away from her desk may I take a message? You don't want your name used now? Okay. What's your name? I'll let her know. Sure."

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(cont.) "Thank you Mr. Jackson."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

andrew, are you me?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You tell me. I am feeling strange today.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just about the only one at work who answers the phone with a simple "newsroom?"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Damnit Mom!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"So you're not down with the citrus I take it?"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a monkey. It's okay.

― Jodi (Celerina), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"don't tell her i walked you round here - bye."

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"cats!" to the cats after they burst into my room. In my hoarse ill voice.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

PIECE OF SHIT!
(to the computer)

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

je prend....un crepe sucre, et...une grande boite d'orangina. oui, comme ca. merci.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"ok. i have music on so i can't tell what's going on."

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ay mi Colinito, me estas volviendo loca!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"sweet. when you make up your mind, give me a call."

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― Christian Rawk (Christian Rawk), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"okay, buddy, click 'submit'. good." (son's in the room, pissed off)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"You want water, baby? You want water, little honey!"

(Said to my little six-year-old puppy, who will only drink water straight from the tub faucet. She doesn't do stagnant water. *snort*)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh-huh, huh-huh" (pause) "huh-huh, huh-huh, snort, huh-huh, huh-huh-huh"

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"whoa, that was a really good episode of Futurama"

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"you best not to be rain-a-rooing"

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hi ____, I don't know if you've been following the e-mails between ____ and I but it looks like there's ANOTHER problem with the press release, can you give me a call about it?"

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"tot ziens! als er iets is bel ik je wel nog."

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"The last time I checked, it was about 38 degrees."

(When asked about what the temperature was outside.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the freeradius schema is totally broke.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"You do realize that these guys EXPLODE the Earth out from UNDER the city, right? I'm doing the best I can."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"why are you here?"

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Of course there's no chocolate in them, that's why they're called Reese's Pieces. Like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm going upstairs"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"God, the internet is really not working"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"it's not real specific on which front cover it means"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"I eat really fast though, so it balances out."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Where the hell did this blinding headache come from? Need more than 4 hours. Damn."

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

rummaging? I'll show you rummaging!

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"You know, it'd be really great if the students had a library assignment that would force them to learn how to use MLA style. I really think we need to establish some sort of department policy on citation style."

Man, am I total loser.

― cybele (cybele), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"I hate driving 40 everywhere"

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why is there custard on this doorknob? Please tell me this is custard."

(Note: it was.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, no problem."

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(To the taxi driver, half an hour ago)

"Head ööd!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ehttp://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&e=3&u=/nm/20031125/en_nm/people_brandis_dc

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, slip of the mouse--didin't mean to post that ---sorry!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(standing in the library restroom): "Damn this cursed, pounding head!"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, he was a teenage hearthrob for lots of girls in my 7th grade class. Oh, wait, it was Neverending Story 2, not the first one"

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"You owe me Skittles. The berry kind, not the original."

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yes! Yum!"

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"sorry"

― Elliot (Elliot), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"The cuddling is a good thing..."

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love lego"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"You wish!"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why don't you make the coffee...I mean, you are in the kitchen right now."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Loser." (upon hanging up the phone)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Te siento en mi sangre."

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

"I'm off to the library, see you guys"

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

"Thanks, that was very helpful."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

"I guess an axe is really more of a tool than a weapon..."

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

"I'll be back at 7...hope that chicken will be waiting for me!"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

actually I think I muttered "it's a stop sign, dick" under my breath since then.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

"GAH! What is that NOISE?"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

"Well, it's not cold."

"Yeah, a bit."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

"Exit"

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

"But I was about to do a keyboard solo! Bah."

(Mr Emily was playing Send Me A Postcard on the guitar, but told me off for dancing around as I spilt wine on the carpet. Boo.)

― emil.y (emil.y), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

"Okay, thanks"

― dan m (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

"What's that?"

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

"I need to throw up."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

"'Cause I don't want to talk to them."

― Matthew Rider, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

"arright"

my response to coworker's "see you tomorrow"

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

"good morning". to my flatmate

― di, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I said, "Shalom, L'Hitraot". My girlfriend is trying to learn me some Hebrew.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Ha, the last thing I said was 'Shalom' also.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

good luck!

(to my roommate... as he left to take a test)

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

B'emet?

xpost

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

"ciao guys"

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Ken.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Aval ani yodea rach katzat eevrit.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Gam ani lo yodea eevrit kolcah tov. Aval yesh li compact disc eevrit b'mechonit sheli. V' ha chaverah sheli israelit.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

"hellooo there" to my cats, when I got home.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

"Okay, well have a nice day....yes I will....yeah I know....Bye"

― Kate / Productive Pedagog (papa november), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

"Dried apricots... why, didn't you like them?"

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

"Strange powers"

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

"eet smells like.... a fart... kissing.... a rotten feesh head!!!"

bad ren impression

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

"Machiavelli, you are the cutest thing on a biscuit box!"

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

"Seeing as he's a Nazi?"

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

"BYYYYYYYYYYE"

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

"Why's it so bloody cold in this room?"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

'can i please borrow those boring budget files again?'

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

"Good night, Ma!"

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

"If there's any orange juice down there, could you grab me a cup? Thanks."

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

"I'm sorry, I just don't have the time!"

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

"I haven't actually heard thius album all the way through."

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

"upstairs"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

"Cheers, I'll watch out for that."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

"Can you just write your name on that please? Thanks."

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

"punk."

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

"The great thing about coconut is, it's so healthy," I said, reaching for another coconut biscuit.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

"Catherine, that's Anne at the desk for you"

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

"Thirty nine"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

"What?! Sure, if you can help me put air in my tires."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

"We get all our books from them."

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

"An hour on the internet, please. Number 3?"

― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

"I wish they'd just call it a sandwich!"

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

"I MEAN SALAD!!!"

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

"Fvvvv-kin' idiot"

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

"Key lime."

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

"Hehehehe" (reading Dog Latin's BNPphilia on the election thread)

If you want speech, it was "Well that makes all the difference!" while buying a sandwich.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

"No, I don't want to buy a mobile phone"

― Pradaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

"What, Milo? What do you think I have?"

I love how every time I stand up from my desk my dog thinks I'm about to do something thrilling.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

"No, Emily's desk phone. IT services say they need to phone me back."

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

"What is this? What's happening?... Oh, good."

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

"Wankwankwank - grooooooove. Wankwankwank - grooooooooove."

I was attempting to describe my boss' Return To Forever CD that was playing.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

yeah it's the tap above the sinks, to the left of the mirrors, the other shit comes from the roof

― numbo, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

to the dog:

"I hope the nasty painter man doesn't turn up either"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

i can go whenever.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

"It's not my fault she's a stupid, narrow-minded bitch."

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I typed that. But I did say "Oh yeah, I saw you bought a magazine!"

― nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

"fuckin' first floor!" to a perfect stranger

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

"I was sposed to fill out a form!?"

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah, you deserve to take the metro today" - to my roommate.
This thread makes me realize how little I talk (out loud) in a day. I'm even at work right now and haven't said one word to anyone (it's a quiet day, I'm alone in my own office.) I fear I make up for it by being too loud and talkative when around other people in a social situation. But what my real problem is right now is severe procrastination.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

"Thanks, Dave."

― mcd (mcd), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

"too many cooks in the... uh ... name kitchen. you know, the 'name kitchen?'"

i'm full of them.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

"Dull dull dull dull dull!"
(watching what Martin Tyler described as a "fascinating" first half)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

"Sure thing I'll be our designated ocean cargo liability specialist! That means I'm going to get PAID more, right?"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

"You're so kind"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

"dont call me 'm'. i hate that shit."

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

"SHAWTY..... SHAWTY.... somethin' in ya... SHAWTY..."

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

"have a good day, sweetie" many many hours ago.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

"damnit"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

"I don't have the energy to chime in."

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

"Oh. Pittsburgh."

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

"C'mon Poppy, C'mon.........POPPY!!.........................................................Get out of the fucking car already!"

(To the dog)

― Kate / Productive Pedagog (papa november), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/linklogo.gif

I actually said "roffle" to this.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Hej, jag har tappat bort min deklaration, kan jag få en ny?

― Hanna (Hanna), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

FUCK.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

dick

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

eat it and shut up

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

"Her dad ended up blowing his CIA cover, and they had to leave within the week. So she was like 'yeah, um, I'm suddenly moving tomorrow'. Anyway, thanks much for the ride. See you tomorrow and have a good evening."

And that was two hours ago.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

how do you have time for film polls in the midst of international intrigue?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Forget international intrigue - I've been spending 11 hours a day in a camera hire house the past two weeks. How do I have time for anything? (Sadly I was not invited to go on G3n3s1s camera test shooting tonight outdoors for B@s1c Ins+1nct 2.)

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

"yeah honey, just a second."

damn, five minutes ago!
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

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