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ILx -- height Vs. shoe size
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US]
mark c6' 0"10
RJG6' 2"12
anthony miccio6' 4"14
jess6' 6"16

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry about the gap.

FatTonyM84: though I only look once a year and in one store and just at sneakers.
FatTonyM84: I've given up on finding shoes my size in a store that doesn't cater to college athletes.
RJG plays: WHAT SIZE ARE YOU FATTONTM84?
RJG plays: I didn't meanj caps
BatmansAScientst: Hahah that sounds so bad
FatTonyM84: hahaha. God accidental Caps lock kicks so much ass.
BatmansAScientst: RJG is hitting on you!
FatTonyM84: size 14 shoes.
FatTonyM84: so I feel really sorry for jess, who is sixteen.
RJG plays: that is just crazy
RJG plays: how tall are you?
FatTonyM84: 6 four
RJG plays: [I am not hitting on you]
FatTonyM84: aw
FatTonyM84: and he's 6 six.
FatTonyM84: um, I don't know that in metres. Brit.
RJG plays: wow, we could be buddies
RJG plays: we use feet and inches, too
RJG plays: I am 6'2"
sucette66: no, you use hands
sucette66: like with horses and ponies
RJG plays: wow
BatmansAScientst: I'm so short in here
RJG plays: me=6'2", size 12, fattony=6'4", size 14, jess=6'6", size16
RJG plays: that makes so much sense
BatmansAScientst: 5' 10'' size 10
RJG plays: ;-)
FatTonyM84: haha
FatTonyM84: though 5 10 aint short really
BatmansAScientst: It's more than average
RJG plays: you should be 6' with those feet
BatmansAScientst: haha
RJG plays: I think we have discovered a new basis for genocide
FatTonyM84: yeah you're defying scientific law
BatmansAScientst: Oh no! My dear science!
FatTonyM84: mutant!
sucette66: i am 5'6"
sucette66: and my feet are women's 7
RJG plays: you have to cut some toes off and fit into an 8 or I will have to kill you...
RJG plays: ;-);-)
BatmansAScientst: Good thing for those smileys
RJG plays: ;-);-);-);-);-):-(;-);-)
FatTonyM84: It sort of implies you've got a twitchy eye that way.
RJG plays: >:o
RJG plays: 8-)
RJG plays: problem solved
RJG plays: you can't see my weird eye
RJG plays: but I can still see yours
FatTonyM84: that eye is supposed to be brown
RJG plays: it is cold, here
FatTonyM84: cold here too.
BatmansAScientst: :-[
markelby: Hello. I can be the 6" person who's missing from the above
BatmansAScientst: size 10?
FatTonyM84: what size shoe?
RJG plays: has to be UK 9 or you're a goner
markelby: american or british?
markelby: no, I am UK 9
BatmansAScientst: My dress shoe size is 9
RJG plays: sweet
RJG plays: it's mark>me>anthony>jess
RJG plays: we need to build this chain
markelby: not often I'm the smallest
RJG plays: maybe there should be a thread
RJG plays: maybe not ;-)

RJG plays: I am going to start a height-shoe size thread, I think
RJG plays: after I find out how to html tables
FatTonyM84: I kinda hope there aren't too many ILXors taller than me.
FatTonyM84: I was bummed to find out Jess was taller.
sucette66: who are the tallest ilxors? and who are the shortest?
FatTonyM84: If Jess ain't the tallest I'll be shocked.
FatTonyM84: and as for shortest, you'd THINK teeny.
sucette66: she's not tho
FatTonyM84: wow
BatmansAScientst: How tall is she?
sucette66: she's normnal height, i think
sucette66: just skinny
BatmansAScientst: 5'6"?
BatmansAScientst: 5'4''>
RJG plays: my gf is 5'9"
RJG plays: but this isn't just a height thing
RJG plays: there is an added shoe size-based aspect
RJG plays: which will make people more interested
RJG plays: right?
FatTonyM84: I'm only interested in making sure I'm gonna be able to physically intimidate people.
FatTonyM84: so shoe size doesn't fit into the equation
RJG plays: of course it does
BatmansAScientst: UNLEss they are prone and you are stomping on their faces
RJG plays: never discount shoe size
RJG plays: it is the goal diff of anatomical measurements
RJG plays: or something
FatTonyM84: and actually my way of fighting is to push someone to the ground than stomp.
FatTonyM84: much easier to win than if they're standing up.
FatTonyM84: so shoe size does count.
BatmansAScientst: Esp. if you want to appear reproductive to women
sucette66: i sthere a correllation??
FatTonyM84: KABOOM
sucette66: quick, what's momus' shoe size?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm 6'0", UK 12, don't know what that is in US.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i am 6'0" and have Australian size 11 feet, whatever that means

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude where is the fourth column in that chart?!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1", US Mens 13

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I should have put US with UK in brackets or vice-versa. but US is just UK+1, I think. I do not know about australians.

[crosspost] I plead the fifth.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i fit the pattern! 5'6" and size 6 in bowling shoes, the americanest shoes there are

― minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about australians and I don't know about girls and you are both.

you don't fit the pattern; you should be 5' 8" or have US size 4 feet. please leave.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm over 5'8 and under 5'9 (NA height) and US ~10ish (but narrow). I was supposed to be taller than I am. *sulk*

also, I refuse to believe jess is that tall. RJG either.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't really have to leave, btw.


thanks for fixing the gap, mr. noodles.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish Jess and RJG weren't that tall. Then I'd be KING OF THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN, BABY!!!! JUST TRY TO KNOCK ME OFF!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

jess is the ILX equivalent of the sequoia tree

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no reason to stay

― minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

OK but think about the pattern.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm 5'9" (as I believe was stated earlier on this thread) and size 9, although I often wear an 8 1/2 or even an 8.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

And RJG is that tall. Maybe taller.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess is 6'6 !?

I'm 5'4 and a size 3 (UK) but my feet are freaky so I can be the statistical anomaly or something.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the original pattern established can't be right because to be 5' 2" tall you would need to have size 0 feet.

I wonder which of the first four is OK.

yeah, why shouldn't I be as tall as I am?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

But there are children's sizes, too. A 5'2" person could wear, like, size fourteen children's.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

they better...

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was supposed to be taller than I am.

Me too, I was supposed to be 5'8".

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't decide whether to attempt to enforce The Pattern or not.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no, 5'2" ppl have points instead of feet

― minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

the pattern stays

― minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

5'5", size 5 UK, 6 US men, 8 US women.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

eg. the little twirling ppl on msn messenger must be 5'2 in real life cos they have no feet

― minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

But there are children's sizes, too. A 5'2" person could wear, like, size fourteen children's.

I thought it only went up to size 13 children's.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fine, size 13 children's. I don't know much about children's shoes, believe it or not!

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

5'9", size 9 womens which is US men's 7.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoe size: 9 (US)
Height: 5'7" (but I also was supposed to be taller)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11", 10.5 - 11 depending on brand. Sorry, RJG. But it's close enough, and my growth was stunted by coffee.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you will pay the price or yet another price.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoe size is 8 1/2 US women's, which apparently is equal to 6 1/2 US men's. Also, to convert to UK size you have to subtract by two, so I'm also a 6 1/2 UK women's. I'm also 5' 8" tall, btw, so you guys are totally dwarfing me. Most of you, anyway.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The real fourth column should be "age at which coffee habit began" (I'm the same height I was when I was 12; that's when I started drinking coffee. No growth spurt as a teenager).

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hey rjg did you know that MSN MESSENGER twirling ppl have no feet, wow!!!

― minna (minna), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm the same height I was when I was 12; that's when I started drinking coffee.

This was the age at which I began my relationship with Starbucks. :(

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

See? (Actually, "see?" only works if gabbneb is also roughly the height he was when he was 12.)

There was no Starbuck's for me, though, nobody'd heard of them until I was in college. This was percolator coffee, at home from my mother's avocado-green jobbie, or at Denny's.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i am 5'11" and have size 10 australian. that seems to fit with jims at least.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

where's colin? he needs to represent

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, are you really 6'6''!? That just boggles the mind.

― Dan I., Monday, 8 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

6'6" isn't THAT tall. I have an uncle who's like 6'8" and he doesn't look freakish or anything. But I do come from a tall family.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, I get so much crap for being the tallest guy somewhere that I get pretty unnerved when I see somebody taller. I can't imagine what life is like for you short people. All you funny little short people.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how people are talking to jess when he is not here. it's like those questions people post on ILM.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

he is always with us

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

6' 2" US Mens 11 1/2

― Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

6'0" and mens' US 11. and 36E breasts. Beat THAT, lads!

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus h.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we have a graph or something made? I mean honestly...

6'1", size 9-9.5 US shoe, depending on the brand, size 8 wide skate, if that means anything to anyone (it doesn't).

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What's average bust size in Amereeka?? E is quite QUITE large, non?

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

C is apparently large...E is beige old-lady bras or ridiculous $100+ prostitute numbers. Hence underwear-shopping ranks second Most Horrible Pasttimes Ever only to shoe-shopping (see above. ladies shoes usu. stop at 10).

Any tall, handsome, unfathomably wealthy ILXors fancy a kept woman?

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm somewhere around 6'2" and I wear USM size 8 shoes so I'm gonna completely fuX0r your chart and your theory.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you not fall forward?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I have long arms and walk orangutang style.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

5'8" / USM 8

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

height= 5'4", shoe size= 7 1/2 US W, i guess that is 5 1/2 US M

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

6'0"/USM 12

― hstencil, Monday, 8 December 2003 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

5'6"/USW 8 1/2 or 9

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I didn't realise I was being called to the thread until now. 5'11'' and as I believe I meantioned on another thread, size 9 1/2. I'm average in pretty much every way, physically speaking. With one exception.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

your massive intellect?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

that extra arm?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 8 December 2003 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have an udder. It is a critical part of my dance routine.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 8 December 2003 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

zzzzzzzzzzzz I'm 6'3" and wear size 13 shoes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 8 December 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan is a mighty tall talking electric razor.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm 5'3" and i have NZ size 8 1/2 feet. i believe i have big feet, for my height.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 8 December 2003 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i have long feet for my height ( 5ft nothing ), perhaps it is a kiwi thing di?

― donna (donna), Monday, 8 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, maybe not. i have friends who are taller than me and have smaller feet.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 8 December 2003 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

5'8" and 9, incredibally dull

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

5'5" and size 8 (UK)

Me = ILX Hobbit

― robster (robster), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

6'5", UK size 13 (which is maybe possibly US 14, I think)

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11 and a bit, size 10 US women's shoes, size 8 UK.

and my boy is 6'7, and he wears a size 11 UK.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't fit the pattern; you should be 5' 8" or have US size 4 feet. please leave. Yes, but a US woman's size 6 is equivalent to a men's US size 4. SO MINNA DOES FIT.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

5'7" and 7 (UK). actually I might only be 5'6.5", but ppl don't seem to be bothering with fractions so I'll round up.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 8 December 2003 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

5' 7 and a half" - USW size 9 and a half.

The halves are very important. I am UK size seven and a half, and you just can't seem to get those anywhere any more. Which makes my feet suffer.

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Di, it all comes from running around barefoot as children apparently.

More footbinding and less fresh air and exercise, that's what we need!

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

is jess really 6'6"? holy fark

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Doomie's around that height vicinity, too. (Don't know exactly, the perspective gets all weird at that kind of altitude.)

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

My mental image of Doomie has long been the Giant in Twin Peaks and now I know I was right!

Mrs Tico is 5'10" and UK 8

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the idea of doomie being that tall freaks me out to an unfeasible degree

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

coming next--a thread where we actually post pictures of our own navels to gaze at all day long!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't talk for Mrs Barry as she seems to be posting more these days but she's 6 foot tall. Fortunately I am not buying her shoes for Xmas as I can't remember what her exact shoe size is - I'll let her fill you in :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am 5' 7 1/2" or so and I wear a US 8.5. Like Kate, the half size is very important. In the UK I have to buy a half size up and that just doesn't feel right.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

5 ft 10 about, maybe smaller. And I am UK 10.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha 6 foot three and either a US 12 or 13 depending on the width of the shoe - converse all stars = always a 13.

― chris (chris), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

With trainers and soft leather shoes, I usually buy a size down and enduring the pinching until the shoe stretches. Which makes the shoe last less long, but it's still less than the pain of endless rubbing from slightly too large shoes which never quite break in. Grrrrrr. I just cannot find a shoe I like at the moment and this is annoying me.

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

my shoes are a US 10.5 now, they are adidas, a pretty good fit.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11" US 10

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony is 6'4"? Crimeny!

Self: 6'1". Shoe size: 12.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, so, minna does fit and bryan and cabbage fit, too.

the rest of you: MAKE YOUR TIME. unless I've missed you and you do fit.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think on this reckoning I have a negative shoe size.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

6'0'' and size 8 (UK) shoes. Is this of interest?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"the original pattern established can't be right because to be 5' 2" tall you would need to have size 0 feet"

I'm 5"2 (and a wee bit) but I had feet last time I looked, they're a UK laydees size 5

― smee (smee), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm rounding halves either way.

ILx -- height Vs. shoe size
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US mens]
minna5' 6"4
dee5' 8"6
kirsten, teeny5' 9"7
mrs. tico5'1 0"8
mark c6' 0"10
RJG, calstars6' 2"12
bryan, cabbage6' 3"13
anthony miccio6' 4"14
jess6' 6"16

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd be more interested if you were a UK 9, nick, because you could have appeared on The Pattern's Table but since you are not you must perish. eventually.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose the heading should be changed, now.

The Pattern's Table
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US mens]
minna5' 6"4
dee5' 8"6
kirsten, teeny5' 9"7
mrs. tico5' 10"8
mark c6' 0"10
RJG, calstars6' 2"12
bryan, cabbage6' 3"13
anthony miccio6' 4"14
jess6' 6"16

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, you ought to submit this to some sort of something so you can win the Nobel prize.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think height is nearly always going to be bigger that shoe size. This is not a fair fight.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

By rounding the halves, you clearly mean IGNORING THE HALVES.

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

go tell it to your "too small" feet friends, pete.

yes, I do mean ignoring the halves. I think it's a reasonable margin.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You and the rest of society. Especially shoes stores in central london.

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

6' 4" size 11

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sometimes size 7 1/2 but I didn't want to upset the whole thing any more than I already have.

I guess my small feet are part of the reason I hate standing up for too long - all the pressure on a small surface area. God knows what I'd be like if I weighed anything.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Mrs Tico has a us mens size 9, she's a uk size 8, not us.

― Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

6'0
9

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought mrs. tico was a UK women's 8 which is a US men's 8?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11 - USW size 9 and a half. I have no idea what size I would be in mens though.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

she will have to be removed [etc.] if this is not the case...

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

There are too many discrepancies on all the different conversion sites. some of them had a uk women's 8 as a US men's 8, but others have it down as a US men's 9.

― Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the same as gabbnebb.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

5'5", usw 7.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11" usw 11

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pattern's Table
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US mens]
minna5' 6"4
dee5' 8"6
kirsten, teeny5' 9"7
mrs. tico [maybe]5' 10"8
sarah mclusky5' 11"9
mark c6' 0"10
RJG, calstars6' 2"12
bryan, cabbage6' 3"13
anthony miccio6' 4"14
jess6' 6"16

I don't care if I'm converting these wrong, anymore.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That is too perfect. Ok, we desperately need a few more bits of data. If they don't match up with the pattern we already have, we should just declare them outliers and do away with them.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Im 6'2", and I wear a 10 1/2. I feel fortunate.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I've found a converter... (though it looks a bit spurious)

Ha ha, I will throw off your chart, as I'm 5'7" and I'm a USM 8!

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this now a thread about Carter USM?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Except it won't, Kate, as Rich is simply ignoring the data that doesn't fit the chart.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i am 5'4" and US Mens 6. perhaps once you get below 5'6" the shoe sizes start going up again, so it's more of a parabola. this would explain the short clown phenomenia.

― j c (j c), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, the chart is wrong, then, and I hate it.

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the chart is much better than it used to be.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

: )

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Why not just plot them all on a graph? I think Microsoft Excel does that.

NB including the aberrant ones, RJG.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, enough of yr brand of skewed psuedo-science RJG

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1", US 12 or so.

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, you're a tall bunch of people. I'm 5'7" and I guess my men's shoe size is 5 1/2 Men's.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

RtotheJtotheG is like, the best science dude ever

― chris (chris), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

andre the giant 7'7" size 23

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That chart left me and my doppleganger Gabbnebb out, as we skew it with our large feet.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

How do we know that others haven't skewed the thing with their abnormally small feet?

― THAT Kate (kate), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what I told pete.

kerry fits The Pattern, if she's right w/ her shoe size guess. would she care to verify?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me of the game my friend Chris used to play where he would throw objects down the stairs, measure how far they landed from the bottom step then keep stats. He filled up a good bit of a summer doing this.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 8 December 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(which is to say it's really good)

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 8 December 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

my honors english teacher in high school claimed that he graded papers on a similar method. farther the papers went down the stairs, the better.

"...and attached Snickers bars make the papers go FARTHER, if any of you catch my drift."

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Monday, 8 December 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

KING OF THE MOUNTAIN

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. i am actually 6'7"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Never underestimate that extra inch.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

5'3", USM 7.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

jess becomes a martyr.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

andreo gianton

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

rjg is the new mr. wizard

― lloyd wabbit (Jerrynipper), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Me = 6'4", size 12 American.

Some dude named Tom used to post on ILM that was like 7'. He liked Op Ivy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

He would.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 8 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, I'd like to see a full statistical analysis based on this thread.

Also, Nicole is tall!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, after you pass 6'9" the air becomes too thin and you start to like any old crap.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

6'4" - 13W, it's good to know that some people have more trouble than me finding shoes and pants that fit.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

F*ing hell, am I the shortest person here?? 5'2", size 6 shoes. I'm having flashbacks of lining up for the class picture... I was always in the front of the line.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

*note: I am the guy in front of you at shows.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, how does a 5'9" woman get the elusive name Teeny?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dale, you and EVERYONE else.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i was recently revealed to be 5 foot 10 and a half, much to the annoyance of Kate, for some reason (she had to stand on tiptoes in order to drool over my hair or something)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

5'8", US Men's size 8.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

6' USM 10

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11 1/2", US men's 10 1/2

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pattern's Table
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US mens]
minna5' 6"4
kerry5' 7"5
dee5' 8"6
kirsten, teeny5' 9"7
mrs. tico [maybe]5' 10"8
sarah mclusky5' 11"9
mark c, TOMBOT6' 0"10
RJG, calstars6' 2"12
bryan, cabbage6' 3"13
anthony miccio6' 4"14

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

aw fuck it then, 6'0" and 10, don't wanna mess up the chart

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the point of this table again (other than to annoy statistically anal people like me)?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

yes

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Allyzay, maybe you have big feet for a girl -- but we're the same height AND shoe size, and I've always thought my feet were tiny!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't have a prob w/ the ACCURACY of The Table, do you?

The Pattern's Table
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US mens]
minna5' 6"4
kerry5' 7"5
dee5' 8"6
kirsten, teeny5' 9"7
mrs. tico [maybe]5' 10"8
sarah mclusky5' 11"9
barry lasagne, TOMBOT, haikunym6' 0"10
RJG, calstars6' 2"12
bryan, cabbage6' 3"13
anthony miccio6' 4"14

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, has anyone noticed that, under 6'0", the PATTERN holds for women only?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

and the inverse omg The Pattern is magic.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I am 6'3.5", and wear USM 13.5.

I fit the pattern fractionally.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne, I'm only a tiny wee bit taller than you, and my feet are smaller.

― smee (smee), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pattern's Table
nameheight [feet & inches]shoe size [US mens]
minna5' 6"4
kerry5' 7"5
dee5' 8"6
kirsten, teeny5' 9"7
mrs. tico [maybe]5' 10"8
sarah mclusky5' 11"9
mark c, TOMBOT6' 0"10
RJG, calstars6' 2"12
bryan, cabbage, colin meeder6' 3"13
anthony miccio6' 4"14

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

why have i been excluded from the table?!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Because you are a grotesque monster.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone noticed how for everyone other than the ultra-conventional, the pattern doesn't fit anyone?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

no-one.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

british mentalism.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That's maybe a good title for something.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

american mentalism.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

if you say you are 6' 6" then you can be on The Table, again, jess.

nick, if you say you are 5' 10" [which I suspect you are, in fact], then you can be on The Table, too.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

6'4" and US men's 12.

(nb I am not secretly nickalicious)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like part fascism and part flawed science.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

; )

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually went to the doctors again recently and they measured me and confirmed what the last doctor said: in the afternoon I am 5'11" and three quarters. Seeing as I seem to be taller than many men who claim to be 6'1" or more, I feel justified in simplifying my height to 6'0".

(the other day I stood back to back with the allegedly 6'2" RJG and Madchen judged that we were same, I think)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the other day?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The other day = the weekend before last, no? I think this is within the controversial scope of 'the other day'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you saying you've grown since then?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you're pushing it.

I am shorter when I am drunk.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

[=I don't remember any measurement, the other day]

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1" - UK 8 (US9?)

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You tried to claim my hair was making a difference, which it rich coming from you, quiffboy.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Jes, sorry, but you are one of the non-people in the Democratic Republic of Gill4nders.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, I meant Jel, but also Jess I guess.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

discrimanted against for having beautiful feet! *sigh*

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm beginning to think that barry can't really be 6'.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so. Ask sgs.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I like knowing who I can share shoes with now, if there were some fantastical ILX shoe-swapping FAP.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ew, even if i could wear other peoples shoes i dont think i would

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

walk a mile in my etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

sour grapes, jess. we ladies know how to take care of our shoes.

By the way, how does a 5'9" woman get the elusive name Teeny?

because I'm also 110#!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, i wouldnt wear other peoples underpants!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I always thought that (along with the bust.com thing) that it was some kind of paedophile trap.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

paedophile rap.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you really never thought of the 'teeny bust' thing before?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

dastoor i think you might want to be quiet now.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

lest your goverment be listening in.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

he avoided the trap.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"i was just asking her about her teeny bust for research purposes"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT A KIDDIE FIDDLER.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I do seem to implying that small bust = not womanly though. I retract that implication.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you should start a table thread of your own.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I really don't think so.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

he doesnt know how to do tables.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

he can do a lap dance though.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on - would this be to correlate bust size with womanliness or bust size preference with paedophilic tendencies?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

whichever you know most about.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.
I am not falling into this trap.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine are the same as Kate's.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

your WHATS are the same?




har har.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

also, it's all about self-deprecating humor, I actually never knew that 'teeny' was a variety of paedo porn until the horrible horrible referral log search strings from my blog started showing up.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

34B, if you must know.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know that either!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Err - the paedo porn variety thing, not your cup size.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I suppose I could have guessed.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

so you did know my cup size?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Again, not your cup size. Shit.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

so you were spying outside her window is your story now.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This is where I would post a picture of Admiral Akbar if I was a boy.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

At least he gave up the kiddie fiddling.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

all n. needs to do is trip over an ottoman and his conversion into nu-dick van dyke will be complete.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.randomhouse.com/delrey/sample/sw_encyclopedia/akbar.gif
"It's a trap!"

― teeny as a boy (set to the tune of "Venus as a Boy") (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT ANY KIND OF SEXUAL DEVIANT.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the thread that keeps on giving.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to eat pizza now.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"pizza"

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i found out this weekend that leonard nimoy once had sex with a fourteen year old girl at a star trek convention.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"captain, it is not logical to fornicate with anyone with a drivers liscense."

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't ever make the "teeny bust" connection before, which is amazing, since I'm a royal perv. Also never knew that "teeny" implied "kiddie" in porn-speak. Boobs.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, I think N. could be the least sexually deviant person I know.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

your WHATS are the same?

Height and shoe size, of course.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i found out this weekend that leonard nimoy once had sex with a fourteen year old girl at a star trek convention.

Er, how did you find this out?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

confessional.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just the way you wrote it, like you were Indiana Jones and had uncovered this artifact of Nimoy's deviancy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That's my story, etc.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend of mine is roommates with someone who used to go to/put on star trek conventions in the late 70s/early 80s and apparently one time she was asked to guard the door while he uh got his swerve on.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently shatner likes to wake people up by calling them with dirty jokes but otherwise he's alright.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently he was fond of this one: "how do you get a retarded kid to commit suicide? give him a knife and ask him who is special."

a bit beneath tj hooker, i should think.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

God I so want to be friends with The Shat right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

His rosy face emanates happiness.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i really should probably change those names so i dont get sued.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, change them to 'Rosa Parks'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

it is not logical to sit at the back of the bus.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's brilliant! You can stretch your legs and snog like teenagers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Please note that there is no comma before 'teenagers'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

like even if they're not quite and it's a long time since you've been.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

is "i'm old enough to be your father" a good chatup line?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean in ten years, not now of course.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, just trying to deflect some of the heat from dastoor.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know how to answer that without sounding overly snarky.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

As long as they can't come back with "You are my father."

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Your question, that is.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Grr, x-post.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

luke skywalker to thread.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i see jarvis cocker and a wrongful lawsuit in the near future

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you trying to invent some sub-Tarantino incest subtext?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

omg jarvis cocker is my father.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

f-fiddo cockington?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Jarvo Cockington

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Cocko Bullington

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

fiddo kiddington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

er

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiddo Fiddlington

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

5'10", size 10 (is Cdn same as US? I think it is)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha I never posted about that did I? 6'4", size 12.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

(is Cdn same as US? I think it is)

Collaborator!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, are you Canadian or American? Imperialist!

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll never shop like common people
you'll never wear a common person's shoe
you'll never break them in like common people
you'll never watch as you slide into a '2'
or a 6, or a 12, oh not you
because you've got a freakishly large fooo-ooo-oooot

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I feel better about my post.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

mitch remind me to beat the fuck out of you when you come to nyc.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

righto!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

jess' feet are too small.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Too small for what? To be used as barges?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

not to small to fit up some asses here, i suspect.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ladeez! I was wrong about my shoe size I'm really an 11 (USM)!! *wink wink etc*

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not going back and reading this whole thread but were people giving their ass sizes?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, your table omits the many people who throw out your pattern as if they never existed...wow, just like real science!

coming next--a thread where we actually post pictures of our own navels to gaze at all day long!

We so did this one last year.

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the most unsentimentally unmetrical thread evah!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...
this seems longer ago.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

totally.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But it wasn't.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the scientific evidence is on your side.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

or was it? *contemplates international date line*

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have beautiful feet, if that's any comfort.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

are they patterned?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

just plain

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I am 5'6" with size 5 (UK) feet and 34C boobs. New table please! I am about to measure the length of my legs.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't consider boobs.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

would they mess up the curve?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, I considered them, I just didn't expect them.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"curve"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't they look right on you?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

too close, to tell, and I thought it would be rude, to ask for a mirror or a photograph.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I confirm that we are not talking about my boobs?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I am confused.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

but, if you think it would help, go ahead!

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I have boob fright. I'm off!

(I am sending you post on Tuesday as I have not been trying Glasgow enough this year.)

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm 5'7" and my shoe size is 7. So I fit the pattern. Or at least I would if I had American feet.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, I forgot how many inches in a foot. I don't fit the pattern at all.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been meaning to write you an e-mail or so, for a good while, lara. I feel bad.

you should try to try glasgow in mid-june, some other people are, too.

I can't even remember what the pattern was, any longer, and the earlier posts are hidden away.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

science marches on

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

science is what is possible and what we can be bothered to do.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i find your inspiration breathtaking

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

that's respiration

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

well genius *is* 99% respiration

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

man i had some good lines on this thread

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate this thread so much. I'm so used to being one of the tallest members of my family that now I feel completely tiny and insignificant, like you guys could totally stomp on me if you wished to do so. Grr. Cursed stereotypes that are actually true!

(Won't get into bra sizes, but will admit the cup size is larger than the Roman numeral for 100, which just happens to be the age I feel like approx 20% of the time.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 May 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The oddest threads get revived. (6' 3", 12 US shoe size)

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 1 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

even a dead wasp can sting.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 May 2004 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

5'8", UK size 9.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 1 May 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

5'9", UK size 7.5

― Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 1 May 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11, UK Size 12

― don (don), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
European measures

1.95 / 45 / 99 kilos

which is something like

6'5'' / ? / too many pounds

nobody has mentioned weight so i had to, sorry.

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

5ft 7ins, US size 6 tootsies. I haven't read the whole thread - do these measurements mean I'm normal?

― C J (C J), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)


i am 5'10", size 11 US

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

6'3", size 12 US, weight TBD after I go for a bike ride later

(I think I'm around 182-186 lbs these days. Not good.)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

5'5", size 10.5 US womens/9 US mens. I got those lovely recessive genes. Thanks a lot family!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

5'11", size 11 women's u.s.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

do these measurements mean I'm normal?

Don't fret, CJ. We all know about the other things that disqualify from 'normal'. ;)

BTW, 6'2", Size 10.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

5'10", size 10 US. (I keep expecting to hear a bell.)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

6'4"/ 12.

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

6' 5"
14 US
180 pounds

― pinkerton, Friday, 3 June 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

This thread is one of my favorite things. Way to go, RJG.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

a friend is 5'7" and wears a US men's 12.

we've all decided he's a freak.
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Actually, that was me at one point before my growth spurt. My feet grew before the rest of me did.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

5'11"/US size 11.

― KENAN, Friday, 3 June 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

6'0" US men's size 11

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 4 June 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

6'4" - US men's 12

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 4 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

European measures:

181 cm (5'11").
65-70 kg (143-154 lbs) - dunno the accurate number.
Shoe size: 42 (how do you convert that?).

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 June 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

Note that the ILX shortarse brigade aren't posting to this thread :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 4 June 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

5'10", size 9 (US)

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 4 June 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Note that the ILX shortarse brigade aren't posting to this thread :)
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 4th, 2005 11:30 AM. (later)

Alright, 5'6", size 7 or 8.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm 5'7, but I don't know how any of the sizes work. Waist 33 or 34, chest 40-42, if that helps (I usually buy 34 and 42 nowadays). Shoe size 7, in UK men's size, but I have strangely proportioned feet - 7 is very tight in width, but far too long.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

6'0" and size 10 1/2 (US). Oddly my feet have grown a full shoe size since I was in my 20s. Is that supposed to happen?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

No. Alert the media.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

RIP Tables

― onimo, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

I just looked at what I wrote in 2003 - I put the wrong shoe size. I got my height right though. 6'4", size 10 is correct, honest.

― Dr.C, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

i am like 5'11 with a size 12 shoe? crazay. huge hands too. and penis.

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

you know what they say about the size of a man's penis

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

"big poo"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

girlfriend w big vagina?

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

I am 5'10" and wear a US size ten. My friends always make fun of my big feet but I'd look weird with small one and probably topple over or something.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

im 5'9 and wear size 11, sometimes 10 and a half

― deej, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

i never really thought my feet were all that big before

― deej, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

i have to wear narrow, slimming shoes, or else i look like i'm wearing clown shoes.

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

6'5" & 13

― dan m, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

6'4", size 14. but I can squeeze into a 13. 13.5 would probably be ideal, if it existed.

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago)


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