Let's pick the city with the ugliest people!

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I feel like being an ass, so let's get to it; what city have you been to that overall had the ugliest people you've seen?

Right now I think my pick is Philadelphia, but Boston is a very close second. New York might have to be disqualified because it's so large that it's got hordes and hordes of ugly AND attractive people.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

olympia, wa.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

do not attempt to argue me on this.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ELIZABETH, NEW JERSEY

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― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

donut bitch can back me up.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

well, we know that philadelphia beats boston in at least one category ... at least in dan's mind.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fiacco4mayor.com/images/b_board_blank.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

that's our leader

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

giving lie to dan's theory: jill scott, angie stone.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, now I want to go to both Olympia and Elizabeth!

(xpost Philly beats Boston in almost every category I can think of except choral music!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost Yeah, but for every Jill Scott there are about 50 Sleestacks!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

haha dan do NOT go to olympia.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my vote (for big cities): jacksonville, fl

my vote (for small cities): wilkes-barre, pa; edison, nj; schenectady, ny [take yer pick]

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

even the fine products of the Curtis Institute, Mr. Perry?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha wllks-barre

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Paducah, Kentucky. It's like the back row from the Muppets, inbred over a thousand generations, all in one place.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

this is who he replaced, so maybe we're improving:
http://www.saskabush.com/1999/1208/images/pic_regina_big_time.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Curtis Institute is all about putting out soloists, not ensemble singers.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Major metropolitan areas = St. Louis.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

south eastern pa is so beautiful and yet populated with lepers.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it's like a currier & ives print crossed with a bosch painting.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

do you include the Main Line, or just the shit towns like Chester and Levittown?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA ST LOUIS!

I remember encountering some shockingly unattractive people in Tokyo, too. It was actually really striking; when we left Japan and went to Korea it felt like we left Fuglyville for Supermodelland.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i have seen people on the main line easily as ugly as anyone in chester.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

edison = land of the lost 80s style. not good, british-black-overcoat-band style 80s -- it's bad mullet-and-cavariccis, bonjovi, toner-colored camaros style 80s.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

but olympia is like some fresh new hell compared to anywhere i've been on the east coast.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

san francisco wins for people trying their hardest to be ugly

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, Iron Range MN to thread!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ugly is the new hot

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

My hottness alone negates St. Lou from this debate, motherfuckers.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

european city with ugliest people = glasgow. ironically, it was also one of my fave european cities.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, zurich had a lot of ugly mothers too. but that might be because i hated switzerland in general.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

This reminds me that I found the people of Edinburgh to be SHOCKINGLY attractive. It was a little unreal; I kept thinking everyone was a character actor.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

like abe vigoda?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose the fact that the entirety of the time I've spent in St. Louis has been in the company of goths, worn-out old hair-metallers, and music industry middle-management types might have swayed my judgement in a direction for the unfair. Sorry B.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, like that paragon of extreme hotness, ABE VIGODA.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.UglyTown.com/images/minibar/minibarcoin.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i see yer ABE VIGODA and raise you BURT YOUNG

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

nyc, manhattan especially

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

jody is actually OTM.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Minnesota.

Pick a city.

― LoopLoop, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the last time i was in soho after 10 it was like where the wild things were.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

FEEL THE HOTTNESS LADEEZ:

http://www.zug.com/error/vigoda.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

YEAH MANHATTAN ALSO HAS SOME REAL UGLY FUCKS

BUT A LOT OF THEM ARE FROM JERSEY -- LIKE EDISON OR ELIZABETH

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if I really believe in cities' populations being uglier than one another, except that I am sad that when I travel from poor area to rich/trendy area on a bus or something, I suddenly find lots of good looking women to ogle. Obviously this is partly hair, skincare and clothing (and of course there are uncool rich areas where the women just look gaudy) but probably it's not all that.

Having said all that, I usually find Icelandic women very attractive, though I've never actually been there.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

New York might have to be disqualified because it's so large that it's got hordes and hordes of ugly AND attractive people.

nah, they're all butt ugly

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

jess is actually right about olympia but I'm trying to pretend he isn't. bnw is otm about St. Louis.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

A Minnesota city? Try HOPKINS.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

the last time i was in soho after 10 it was like where the wild things were.

hahahahahahahahaha why were you even in Soho? dude.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I remember Portland, OR, being full of Tonya Harding clones the last time I was there. UGLY Tonya Harding clones.

(xpost OMG SUZY)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i think any city under 100,000 people should be disqualified actually.

haha x-post i was walking through it to get somehwere else! we found a sink on the sidewalk.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.janhoo.com/america/front.jpg

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The sink was probably the youngest, prettiest thing near any of the Soho clubs. Except for you, of course. Kisses etc.

Manhattan has a lot of bizarrely ugly plastic surgery victims, as does LA. Though I saw a far worse one in Maryland once! She looked like she went in and asked to look like Kylie Minogue and something went very, very wrong.

xpost aja it is dinnertime.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Winston-Salem, North Carolina. normal faces : w-s faces :: nag champa : sulphur mines

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i try to look away but i cannot.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

LA = capital of plastic surgery disasters, if for no other reason than michael jackson lives there.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the problem here is that people in general are fucking hideous.

― Allyzay, Monday, 8 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

ally otm

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Tad has a point; any city with Michael/LaToya Jackson in it is going to get bonus points.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/TECH/internet/08/29/worm.arrest/vert.jeffery.parson.jpg

Mein gott Hopkins really does my theories proud with this young hacker.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

picking and choosing seems one step away from fascism however.

haha x-post

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Glasgow. No offence to ILXors therein, but dag.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the picture I posted was taken in Pennsylvania.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"whey they came for the fat hackers, i did not stand up, for i was not..." etc etc

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Houston has won the "fattest US city" prize three years running. So, Houston I say.

― fletrejet, Monday, 8 December 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha Jess OTM, only I'm handsome as hell.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

can everyone here agree that EVERYTHING about Houston = absolute cat shit?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

houston is one of the cities that i like less than boston.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, houston gave the world BUSHWICK BILL. i rest my case.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but two great friends of mine from college come from Houston!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/715000/images/_716709_hints150.jpg

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

are you calling bushwick bill ugly?!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

A Minnesota city? Try HOPKINS.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 8th, 2003.

***

Not sure whether you're agreeing or disagreeing with my statement, but I have seen many truly hideous looking individuals throughout Hopkins...

― LoopLoop, Monday, 8 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but they LEFT houston (for BOSTON! shit, how BAD can a city be, that you prefer leaving it for BOSTON?!?)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought suzy was being unspeakably rude about Tim Hopkins for a minute.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't talk shit about a city I've never been to, but from what I understand New Orleans has it's share of homely.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Many small towns in Maine qualify.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

are you calling bushwick bill ugly?!

y'all be the judges then ...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c491/c49130q5dym.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe, Amsterdam? But I'm pretty sure I'm wrong about this. I was only there once and I remember trying to spot all the people with foreheads bigger than mine. or also, similarly Stockholm.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No, N., Hopkins MN is just where mall rats seem to have invented Claw Hair and where guys still cruise down Main Street each Saturday night. Not even my sister would go there. Trust me and Dan on this one.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The secret depository for ugly in almost any city is its SUBURBS.

― Dan I., Monday, 8 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://static.wired.com/music/95/51/stuff/built.bug.gif

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

New Orleans proper has its moments, even if you discount the tourists, but it's less ugly than anywhere else I've spent much time in except maybe Denver; Bloomington probably doesn't qualify as ugly per se, but there's a real disconcerting Stepford Wives vibe to it.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

a lot of NYC uglies live in lawnguyland.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

and, to be fair, the jersey suburbs too.

and my old commute reminds me that plainfield, nj and newark, nj also have a lot of very ugly people.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.abfc.co.uk/funny_pics/hair/clemo.jpg

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

but they LEFT houston (for BOSTON! shit, how BAD can a city be, that you prefer leaving it for BOSTON?!?)

Neither of them stayed, though; one's in Seattle and the other is in... shit, which city is the Clark campaign headquartered in?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

haha JaXon OTM

coming back here from London is always depressing because people do look like ass here in comparison. This will unveil how shallow I can really be.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"The secret depository for ugly in almost any city is its SUBURBS."

I didn't mention this on the other thread for some reason, but the ugly motherlode is actually Wal-Mart. One of the reasons I avoid the place, its like a freakshow.

― fletrejet, Monday, 8 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wallofvoodoo.com/uaia.jpg

― ke[hm, Monday, 8 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

From what I saw traveling through the US this past summer, the answer is Youngstown, Ohio.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember being
stunned by the ugliness in
Dayton, Ohio.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

look, can we just say that it's anywhere dirt and shrubs outweigh trees and grass?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Colorado Springs runs high on the Ugly Soul factor

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

can everyone here agree that EVERYTHING about Houston = absolute cat shit?!?

You're being pretty harsh on cat shit aren't you?

Nick, you've never been to NOLA?! Meet me there in ten.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be down there for Mardi Gras actually.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious's spiritual home = new hope, pa (i.e., the home of arty-farty hippies and the Bros. Ween)!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

But they wear masks then and nothing can be proven!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be down there for Mardi Gras actually.

Me. Too.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

they wear those masks cause they so ugly

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The great thing about living in such a hipster place like Williamsburg, Brooklyn is that you could have a really bad haircut (which I endured all summer) and people would think you were just being "ironic."

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm in a small town, so I'll nominate this as town with the ugliest people. I got asked for a blow job today. That's how desperate this place is.

― ChrissieH (chrissie1068), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

but they show their breasts and genitals. surely something could be told by that?

(and nick's spiritual home should be Austin b/c he's a Southern boy.)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

But they wear masks then and nothing can be proven!

They're all tourists then anyway! Nobody local does Mardi Gras in New Orleans except Tulane students.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

anywhere where there's still a lot of arty-farty hippies could be nick's spiritual home ... so if austin fits the bill

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the people of edinburgh, hee-hee.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

nick isn't remotely gay or upwardly mobile enough to make it in new hope.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

and ween are either of those things?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

haha they're certainly the first < /8th grade lunch table>

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

get yer thumb out yer ass and pump some faggot's gas, indeed

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But I am remotely mobile and upwardly gay. So what's that then, Des Moines?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

And my spiritual home is obviously ON THE ONE people.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I just say that after a hundred or so posts I AM SHOCKED that Cleveland hasn't gotten ONE mention?!?! I thought that city's ugliness was an indisputable fact.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

but it's supposed to have gotten a lot nicer -- that's the new cleveland cliche.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex OTM. For real. I mean, this is the city that DENNIS KUCINICH muppet-man-child was mayor of.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, cleveland circa 1973 or 1983 would have DEFINITELY fit the bill (from what i've heard). but nowadays it's supposed to have become nice.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://candysroom.freeservers.com/boymayor.jpg

― do you SEE? (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"CLEVELAND - IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE GOTTEN A LOT NICER!" - the official slogan?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"CLEVELAND - OFFICIALLY LESS UGLY THAN HOUSTON" = the official slogan.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Although Houston is attempting to import some ringers to change that, apparently.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry to say that on first reading I thought that said 'niggers'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like I just killed this thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

So now we know what the "N." stands for.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha the answer to this thread really is Dublin, or anywhere else in Ireland!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell you now that grown men cry and Irish girls are pretty.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

N, at this moment you are my favorite person on Earth.

xpost, okay now Nickalicious is my favorite.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Who would have known that nigger jokes would go down such a storm??

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all about the delivery, yo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

lenny bruce, chris rock, richard pryor, david duke, nick dastoor.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA DAVID DUKE!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

the secret connection?: they all got their start on star search

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm about to get fired, fuck this thread and laughing.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

am I a pathetic pc mess or a hypocrite (b/c of the rap, yo) by saying I wish people would put *s in that word?

yeah anyway, Houston's attractiveness level went *way* down when I left it for better climes. ahem.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

IT IS NORWICH. NO DOUBT. WHERE DO I GO TO CLAIM MY PRIZE?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

But the terriers are so cute!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"sniggers"?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Norwich was also found to be the most racist city in Britain.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll go down a storm there, then.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

it really satisfies

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT A RACIST.

I don't think I am going to use that word again.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what, 'norwich'?

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I was expecting to get told off for this thread. Instead it has grown more fantastic than I dared hope.

XPOST FIDDO AND NICKALICIOUS YOU ARE KILLING ME OH GOD

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

CLEVELAND DID THIS TO YOU NICK! SEE HOW UGLY IT IS!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Norwich man"

http://website.lineone.net/~dominicow/norwic9.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Racist.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

why is garret morris wearing a wreath?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread now amazes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"I may here speak of some attempts by myself, made hitherto in too desultory a way, to obtain materials for a "Beauty-Map" of the British Isles. Whenever I have occasion to classify the persons I meet into three classes, "good, medium, bad," I use a needle mounted as a pricker, wherewith to prick holes, unseen, in a piece of paper, torn rudely into a cross With a long leg. I use its upper end for "good," the cross-arm for "medium," the lower end for "bad." The prick-holes keep distinct, and are easily read off at leisure. The object, place, and date are written On the paper. I used this plan for my beauty data, classifying the girls I passed in streets or elsewhere as attractive, indifferent, or repellent. Of course this was a purely individual estimate, bat it was consistent, judging from the conformity of different attempts in the same population. I found London to rank highest for beauty; Aberdeen lowest."

From Francis Galton - Memories of My Life: Chapter XXI :Race Improvement

UR all discredited eugenic scum.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(but I'll let you off because "I used this plan for my beauty data, classifying the girls I passed in streets or elsewhere as attractive, indifferent, or repellent." is one of the best sentences I've ever read.)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it sounds like the speech of a foiled scooby doo villain.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

well that's nothing new with N.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

he's been leaving trails of flour after him for years now

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

and he would have gotten away with it too if not for them meddling black folks.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shop/tools/img/items/WHV12SCOV1976.01.jpg

They joined forces to foil him.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

surely:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008DP47.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"RHERE'S A RHOTCLOCK?"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks like I'm getting the upper hand, to be honest.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what she said.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Baltimore is pretty rough.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(in what PC revisionist scandal is Batman black, btw?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

bridgeport connecticut ain't winning any prizes.i'll get back to you on new bedford, mass. i haven't spent enough time there yet.

― scott seward, Monday, 8 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you saying a black man can't be a scientist, N?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

as far as philly goes, kensington would win ANY AND ALL ugly prizes.

― scott seward, Monday, 8 December 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

or that bats are actually white????

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep - Err.. I don't think so, but in this vortex of a smear campaign, who knows?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

are you saying a black man can't be a scientist and build more black people replicants, N?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Batman is not a bat!

x-post oh I give up.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 8 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

are you saying that bat's also can't be men, N?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

as far as choral groups go though, philly has many fine ones. and many fine singers. as well as the academy of vocal arts one of the most renowned opera training schools in the world. lotsa their singers end up in world-class choral groups after they fail at becoming pavarotti or norman.

― scott seward, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like the good fairy descended from the heavens and arbitrarily designated this and the shoe size threads as Best Threads Of The Month.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

are you saying that bat's also can't be men, N?

He is a batist.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

he's a speciesist transexualist.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FITE!

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i bought a sealed harlem globetrotters wizzard wheel at the thrift store for 25 cents! it's yellow and says harlem globetrotter flying whiz on it. i guess it's a frisbee of some sort. i dunno. i hung it on the wall cuz it looks so pretty.

― scott seward, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

it was made in philly. well, it was made in china but the toy company was in philly.

― scott seward, Monday, 8 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

N will never have a negrita rubba rubba friend ... not with those racist attitudes of his.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

or get a taste of the chocolate and pineapple-upside cake

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't figure out if Tad is trying to make me laugh or daring me to beam myself across the Internet so I can punch him in the nuts. Oh well, either way I win.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Why all the picking of American cities?

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think because it's mostly Americans afraid to be seen as xenophobic participating in the thread. (Also, Americans are fugly.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i love how people are tryin to corral this back to its original intent.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Because Americans are ugly.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

But, they've got the best dental care.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

We need perfect teeth in order to distract people from our horrifyingly greasy skin.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And its getting late for those across the atlantic. Right now is North America's time to dominate ILX.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

british cities have negroes for N to hate, too!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You fuckers don't know ugly. People in Hyderabad are ugly. Or Banglore. It's like Madras there only without the soap.

― Indian Guy Wakes Up (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

we're PC -- we don't bash third world shitholes, only first-world ones!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone said politics is showbiz for ugly people. Therefore, Washington, DC has got to be the city with the ugliest population in the U.S. (I don't know enough about any non-U.S. cities to assess them.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

If Americans are particularly uggle, why is this? You'd think that with all the waves of immigration we'd have the ideal genetic database for all kinds of mindblowing hybrids.

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

cause it was all nineteenth century eurotrash that came over here, that's why.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

And batpeople.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Eisbär, what the heck do you have against Schenectady? That's the third time you've mentioned it today!

The place with the ugliest people has got to be the creepy inbred Afrikaans areas of South Africa. They're so scared of having sex with black people that they've been marrying their cousins for 400 years.

― THAT Kate (kate), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Baltimore has extremely ugly people, but the good looking people there are better-looking and more plentiful than the ones in Manhattan, so it's out. Cambridge, Maryland has all of the ugly and none of the beauty.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when I was in Toledo, Ohio, there seemed to be an abundance of uglies. Also, when I used to visit my sister in Omaha and we'd go to the Omaha mall it seemed like the place was swarming with major hoagness.

― Mandee (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

My year at Warwick University was renowned for being full of mingers, so I'd like to nominate Coventry.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Matthews' face = explained.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Clearly none of you have ever been to Doncaster, Yorkshire.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wherever it is your parents live.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I went out with someone from Doncaster. My memories of the place are not particularly fond.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Suzy made me cry.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Suzy's offended one of my college friends if he lurks here!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he a bit of a minger?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

His wife is from Hopkins.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't I feel insulted that NYC rates third?

Want unattractive hordes? Florida. Never seen so many people trying so hard to find tiny amounts of youth.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god yes, Florida otm. Old people + rednecks = armpit of country. You might not be able to count Miami in that, I don't know, but the rest of the state, bleck.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a third for florida. i'll take key largo specifically.

― rainman (rainman), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Hawthorne a city?

http://www.worksongs.com/bboys.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there any reason Dennis is blocked out there? (Or would that be Carl?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Because Dennis wasn't ugly.

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Julian C. in Beach Boys shocker!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Ipswich, Queensland.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Cincinnati and Cleveland have some ugly folks. Ohio has some ugly people.

But the ugliest people are usually in the rural areas.

However, some of the hottest models/actors/celebrities come from the Midwest.

― Snack Pack Pudding Motherfucker, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

Whoever said Minnesota pick a city was crazy, at least if they were referring to Minneapolis where the percentage of good looking people to ugly people was ridiculously high. Even the beggars downtown were decent looking. I guess the people in St Cloud were a little weird looking but then my buddies and I did eat at Bonanza (after going to places like the CC Club and The Sunny Side-Up Café we just wanted to be around homely people for a bit!).

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ulan Bator - Mongolia

― 314, Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

No way! I just saw a bunch of Ulan Batorians on Dave Bidini's The Hockey Nomad documentary and I thought they looked like merry Inuit people but with nicer teeth. They seemed kinda odd but not ugly.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

If Americans are particularly uggle, why is this? You'd think that with all the waves of immigration we'd have the ideal genetic database for all kinds of mindblowing hybrids.

Because these various waves of immigrants tended to settle into discrete areas and live/socialize/breed among themselves, concentrating their gene pools.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, i'd forgotten all about N's comments upthread!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I've a friend from Doncaster who is pretty beat down. In Manchester the ugly ratio is also very high, but the people seem to have good fashion sense so it evens out a bit.

― webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ally had it right the first time

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

true, manchester is saturated with higher than normal ugly levels.
but it has nothing on blackpool (based on my limited exposure to the place).

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Minnesota comes up on this thread so often only because ILX has a really incredibly disproportionate number of Minnesotans/former Minnesotans on it. I could name at least like 30 states with uglier people. Don't challenge me, I'll really do it.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 9 January 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

after going back for a wedding shower, i'm nominating my own home town...paw paw, michigan.

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I tell you what, it doesn't coutn as a city, but my God, there are some ugly people is Didcot. Mind you, I can't really speak, harldy being an oil painting myself (well, maybe a picasso).

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

THIS THREAD ROXOR

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

It was actually really striking; when we left Japan and went to Korea it felt like we left Fuglyville for Supermodelland.

i really really like this sentence.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 4 March 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Ohio OTM!

I stopped at a Hardee's on the interstate sometime in '96-'97 and ordered some chicken sandwich. The woman behind the counter returned with my food and GRINNED at me, and it was like the mouth of sauron in there. I couldn't eat.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 4 March 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

I pick aberdeen.

whatever happened to may pang?

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 March 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

oh my god, its Philadelphia by a mile. no doubt about it.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

This is the ONLY place that I've heard anyone say that Cleveland's gotten a bunch "nicer". I refuse to believe it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

lotsa hate for the lou!

― teeeny, Saturday, 5 March 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

Every single town in New Zealand. Just a mess of pasty freaks lumbering about awkwardly

― Duncan Bot, Sunday, 6 March 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TRAVEL/09/10/afc.results/index.html

Unfortunately for the proud people of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, America voted them dead last in the category of attractive people.

pwn

― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

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