This is the thread where we post random odd lines from "The Young Ones" "Kevin Turvey" et al and laff.

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"And neither do You.. Theatre! (snirk...)"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"PISS OFF, POSTIE!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's only University Challenge, Rick, It's only University Challenge!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Checkmate...and why not?"

i was wondering why the Scottish/Jewish guy turns to camera to say that, and who he is/based on anyway

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

If British Rail want £50 they can just about blummin well go and become prostitutes, which they virtuall are anyway come to think of it

right commuters?

― Rikk (silent P) (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could remember the poem read by rik "street poet", to some policemen. "You're really rather a fig, PIG" is the only bit I can remember.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

it's 'do you really give a fig, pig?'

and 'what's your favourite type of gig, pig? Barry Manilow, or the black and white minstrel show' (Bokko!)'

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"GOD I'm bored! I might as well be listening to GENESIS!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"You got yer Garibaldi, right, you got yer Bourbon, and you got yer Peek Freans Trotsky assortment"

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

hence 'i wish i could remember'!!! (thx)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"I HAD TO! I was DRUNK!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The Scot was Arnold Brown, a stand-up comic prominent in the Comic Strip generation, but very different from his 'anarchic' contempories. "And why not?" seemed to be a bit of a catchphrase of his.

"It's all muscle, this. It's just not tensed at the moment."
"Just as well. Try to tense that lot and you'd break your neck."

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"University Challenge?.......TO THE STATION!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"World's smelliest bottom burp.....Vivian, Bwitain!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Darling Fascist Bully Boy,

Give Me More Money You Bastard.

May The Seeds of Your Loin Be Ever Fruitful in the Belly of Your Woman,

Neil

― TOMBOT, Monday, 15 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"come on Ryk it's only five minutes"
"'come on Ryk it's only five minutes'...tell that to Roger Bannister!"
"Roger it's only five minutes"
"Oh really? How interesting!"

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I have a new letter of resignation thanks to this thread.

― Allyzay, Monday, 15 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm going to write a letter to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen - Dear Mr Echo, ..."

"Even mindless violence seems boring today."

(Rik speaking to Madness)
"Do you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard ?"
"You hum it - I'll smash your face in."

― darren (darren), Monday, 15 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"...You have come bottom in the whole world."

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I forgot about the time difference between here, and Johannesburg!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"You can never hammer in the last nail!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"My lentils."

― neilalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ooooooh, have we got a video?"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"nobody ever listens to me, i might as well be a Leonard Cohen record"

(best thread ever)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'M VERY SOBER, AND VERY VERY BORED!!!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"the old trick eh, EAT the telly!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Have we got a video then?"

― isadora (isadora), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Only pop music can save us now!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Come on, Neil, that ISN'T food!"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Open up, it's the piiiiiiigs."

― Prude (Prude), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence..."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've got a Porsche!"

― rainman (rainman), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hands up, who likes me?"

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Botticelli vs Jelly Botty

― sailor moonie, Monday, 15 December 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"is this tobacco? or Pink Floyd?"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

*neil smashes stereo*
"Oh no! Steve Hillage!"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"hi, mike"

"not yet, but i soon will be"

*mouth trumpet noise*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Pollution!
All awwound!
Sometimes... up
Sometimes....down!
But always.... awwound.

Pollution, are you coming to my town
Or am I coming to yours?
HA!

We're all on different buses, pollutions
But we're both using...
PETROL!

....bombs!

(fuck I wrote that entirely from memory, I am sad)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hehehe nice one

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"we plant the seed, nature grows the seed, and we EAT the seed!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm sorry I don't believe in god"
"well then how d'you know his name, SMARTARSE"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you dig graves?
Neil - Yeah, they're allright.

― sailor moonie, Monday, 15 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

She's talking about peeeeeeeeeeeriod pains...

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"eurippides trousers, you menda deez trousers"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh wow I hope Mike hurries back with the cure"
"no no neil - its Madness this week"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(This thread is making me YO sentimental.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I got both seasons on DVD recently! woooooooo!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the Euripides one. Also the guitar which Neil's grandad(?) fashioned from toothpicks in the same episode.
And the surviving rat eating the dead one, enthusiastically, "It's what he would have wanted"....

― sailor moonie, Monday, 15 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"why you smashing up saucers rik, your prints on 'em? i used to feel the same way about saucers. there's a lot of bodies buried in the bottom of the garden because of a saucer in the works."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(i got that slightly wrong)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"i've got a leg."

"hey vyvyan, that's not unusual."

"no, look. i'm supposed to write an essay on it, right, but... i think I'm just gonna stick it on the bonnet of my car."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"No one ever says 'FETUMPTCH'"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"you ever done it on a beanbag? baby, i do it inside beanbags! "

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Musky sly foxy stoaty stoaty stoat seeks... "
"PIG."

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Vegetable rights and peace."

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Thank you, People's Poet! Now we can go home! But first, we're going to take off all our clothes!"

― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"a lot of people say that young adults are violent, right? But how would you feel if you were old enough to have... intercourse with the partner of your choice... and yet you could not drink in pubs?"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"What's this camera? Is this Game For A Laugh?"
"Have we killed someone as a prank?"

― Schwingung (Damian), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"it was horrible. i sat in the big hall and put my pocket of polos on the desk. and my spare pencil and my support gonk. and my chewing gum and my extra pen. and my extra polos and my lucky gonk. and my pencil sharpener shaped like a cream cracker. and more gonks with a packet of polos in each. and lead for my retractable pencil. and my retractable pencil. and spare lead for my retractable pencil. and chewing gum and pencils and pens and more gonks, and the guy says 'stop writing, please.' "

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"This world is like a burnt steak. Small, tough, and the chips are always stacked against you."

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"What do you know about the beans?!?"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that's just typical!! Five minutes before the biggest party of my life and the house is destroyed by a gigantic sandwich!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"HARRY THE BASTARD!"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

*insert sequence where Rik takes Jennifer Saunders' character's tampon which inadvertently dropped out of her purse and thinks it's a little mouse toy and starts playing around with it like a little mouse with a thin string tail and makes little mousey noises and gets all cute*

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"do you think he really is british?"

"well he knows a lot about the mersey sound"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I just saw the most amazing thing in the garden. Neil just smacked himself in the face with a frying pan.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"i'm being hassled in the street by a chick!!"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

And dont forget to unplug your set!
"WHY?"
Because it'll blow up, you silly boy.
"GREAT!!!..... Ah, its never gonna blow up. Think I'll go play murder in the dark"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sleeping gives you cancer. EVERYONE knows that!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"I AM NOT GETTING AGGRESSIVE!!!!"

― Schwingung (Damian), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rah rah rah, we're going to smash the oiks!"

(I'm not quoting anything, that's my mantra)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Come on everyone let's play Daleks....exterminate! exterminate!

The strange thing is that Vyv was right - that hippy really does pong!

What a load of old crap, that's not a gnome, that's a hippy he's just killed, he's just killed a hippy everybody!

SPG to shark 'Is that you? I think you're great, I've seen all ya films! Can I get your autograph?
shark 'it's a bore I know but I'd miss it if they didnt ask'

Socks aren't vegetables man they should be wiped out

Get down and groove we dance all day in this ask

WHy don't we lock him in the toilet?
Neil we have locked him in the toilet
Oh, it was good idea wasn't it?

Oh no heavy the coins keep coming out i wish there were no machines and everybody lived a pastoral existence

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Checkmate...and why not?"

i was wondering why the Scottish/Jewish guy turns to camera to say that, and who he is/based on anyway

It was his catchphrase, he was playing his usual standup persona http://www.jeremyhicks.com/arnoldbrown/biog.htm probably my favourite standup i've seen live

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks, i never knew

there's a lot of really crap and unfunny jokes/lines in The Young Ones but also a lot of clever and subtle references, parodies etc.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Arnold Brown: The only bloke I ever held a beer for while he had a piss...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's a laugh, innit?"

"What's a laugh?"

"When you open your mouth and go HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Yeah, that's a laugh"

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Vyvien !! Where did you get that Howitzer ?!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm a pacifist"

bump.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Nah nah, you're not Santa Claus. coz we've known for some considerable time that 'e don't exist"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(Bit disappointed few have seized the "Kevin Turvey et al" opportunities in the thread title. There's a thick pamphlet to be written about Alan Pillay and Keith Allen in the cab in Geno: Full Story and Pics ['et al' points toward Comic Strip territory, surely] and if anyone can remember all of the Keith Marshall song lyrics they win my grudging respect).

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me. 'Cos if you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of Oblivion, hitch a ride with us. 'Cos we're on the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City, and we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back ! So put on your dancing trousers, and get down to the utter King of Rock and Roll, CLIFF RICHARD!

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Why dont ya listen to meeeeee

hang on I'll go google.

I remember the bit about "coronation street is this anarchy? not really.."

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - "keith marshall and his musical anarchy" - did not match any documents.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"NOSIN' AROUN'"

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Alright then, so fire a bullet, Scarface!"

"This isn't a scarf, it's a beard, alright?"

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll have three thousand gin and tonics - and make them large ones"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

[Rick starts running down the stairs but slips; he slides downstairs astride the bottom of the bannister, painfully taking the pegs down with him.]

Mike: Rick! Where'd you find all that firewood?

Rick: Um, eh...Between my legs.

Vyvian: [Taking the wood from Rick] Wish I'd thought of that.

Rick: Well, I wish you'd done it! I might want to have had children one day.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Prompted by two further up:

"Revolutionary biscuits of Italy, rise up out of your box. You have nothing to lose but your wafers, yum yum yum yum yum."

and

"Have you brought me a present? Look everyone, it's a telescope... and it's got a little mouse hiding in it! Mousey, mousey, mousey... would you like a drink, mousey? ... ... I've just got to go to the toilet!"

And a couple of others:

R: "Crop rotation in the 14th Century was much more widespread after..."
N: "That's wrong, it says considerably here, 'considerably more widespread'."
R: "Well, that's not important."
N: "But you said it was earlier - "Don't let me get anything wrong" you said."
R: "I didn't mean that bit."
N: "How was I supposed to know what bits you meant?"
R: "Just not that bit... (composes self)... Crop rotation in the 14th Century was CONSIDERABLY more widespread after... God I know this, don't tell me the answer...1172."
N: "No."
R: "So what was it?"
N: "You told me not to tell you the answer."
R: "Well, I'm telling you to now! Just shut up and tell me the answer."
N: "Shut up *and* tell you the answer?"
R: "JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER!"
*pause*
N: "John."
R: "John?"
N: "Yeah, it says John here."
R: "Crop rotation in the 14th Century was CONSIDERABLY more widespread after... John?"
N: "... Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator."
R: *fumes* "I knew that."
N: No you didn't, otherwise you wouldn't have said 1172!"

and

"What can you see?"
"Nothing, the caps are still on the binoclears."
"Doesn't matter, they're not real anyway."
"So why can't I have real binoclears?"
"Because then the aliens would know we were looking at them..."

and

"I don't see what's so special about it."
"I've got a degree in computer science!"
"Oh, well I suppose that is quite special actually."

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

lots of these posts are slight mis-quotes

― pedantron 3000 (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

This could very well be the greatest thread ever.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

bags not ryk!
bags not vyv!
bags not....neil

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"You fascist junta!"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

MIKE: It's a Vampire!
VYVYAN: In a parcel!
RICK: In the kitchen!
NEIL: Hate mail!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Neil, the bathroom's free! Unlike Britain under the Thatcherite junta, right kids?"

"That's because it's a payphone, Rik."

"I've just nailed my legs to the table."

"Wow, it's my bike! I was wondering where it had gone..."

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Oh, la-di-da! Look what I found in my laundry bag. All of
Felicity Kendall's underwear, that needs a good wash!

― Wanda (Wanda), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I always poo before I get up

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"goooood gooood daddy long legs, hope it makes more money than Pegggy Sue=hoo, wuh-ha-ha-huh-hooo....AIEEEEEE!"

― buddy stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I always poo before I get up

oh god that's one of my favourite lines ever!!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Neil!
How does in feel,
Neil,
to make a meal,
Neil,
surreal!
Out of totalitarian vegetables!"*

"I should mention that you DO need to have a degree..."

― Simon H., Wednesday, 4 February 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

This thread is revived purely becuase, in a Bristol pub at the weekend, I had a packet of Roast Ox crisps.

"What flavour, Neil?"
"Anything without meat Vyv, I'm a vegetarian."

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't abuse my body in the world that i live in

― the neurotic awakening of billy balovski (blueski), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG roast ox crisps exist! My life is complete.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.realfooddirect.co.uk/product_info.php?manufacturers_id=46&products_id=301

Order stacks of stuff and the postage to AUS won't be that expensive. :-/

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 26 July 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Trayce, I thought Roast Ox crisps were a joke!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Cliiifffff...

― holojames (holojames), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, I never contributed to this thread before? I must have been sick.

"Or are you cliff?
Or ARE YOU, Cliff?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny thing about that line is that Rik says it 'wrong' both times. Surely it should've been 'Or are YOU Cliff?'

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Have some Turkish delight...eurgh, who's farted?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh. Sorry, John. I thought you was a nigger."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ha Ned, that scene is funny too because Viv makes fun of Shirley for having a girl's name tho he has one himself.

"And who said Sunday was a day of rest"
"God did"
"That's right! I knew it was some bloody tory!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"HALLO, Vyvyan."
"...oh. Hallo mum."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that looked just like a fatal reality inversion

― the neurotic awakening of dr neil goebbels (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

RIK: "Do you know anything by Cliff Richard?"
SUGGS: "You try it, I'll smash your face in."
RIK: "I'll sit over there."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'll have a coffee"
"Rik this is a pub, they don't do coffee"
"Well in that case I won't have anything I don't find it particularly clever to drink, I want to stay in control"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"The table *is* shrinking. And last night . . . I found . . . my guitar . . . on the fire!"

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Speaking as a feminist..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Open up, it's the pigs."

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Right, ashes to ashes --"
"Fun to funky."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"The table *is* shrinking. And last night . . . I found . . . my guitar . . . on the fire!"

heheh, that one is all about Vyv's nodding head tho

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"No one listens to me. I'm like a Leonard Cohen record."

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

How did I miss this thread before?

second "I'm being hassled in the street by chick!" -- I still say that sometimes.

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I also say (not that funny in print): "Oooh, MaRILLion."

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Don't hurt me, I'm a vegetarian!"

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ric, pointing at camera: "I hope you're happy, Thatcher!"

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

that looked just like a fatal reality inversion

i like that one too, but it's: "that looked just like a negative reality inversion"

also when Special Patrol says "Up Scumbag!" in the University Challenge episode.

and of course: "Ohhh, have we got a video?"

http://www.michael.phatcatz.net/awtv/Comedy/YoungOnes/faq2/special-patrol.jpg

― Joseph Pot (STINKOR™), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Neil, my barely adequate psychic defences are crumbling."

and

"Death? Want a game of Travel Scrabble?"

this site has all the YO scripts >>> http://www.4q.dk/yo.htm

― Joseph Pot (STINKOR™), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"I really think I should lay this one on you: That's a really negative way to kill yourself. Like, I've tried it hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer the last nail in."

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

"It's risotto, Mike."

― nate woolls, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

"I knew she was Catholic, I didn't know the Pope was"

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

"completely ready when you are shakey..."

I still say that to myself all the time....

― Hamildan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

everyone knows sleep causes cancer

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

"Bastard Squad is on!"

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

"Thatchers' bloody Britain!"

― Ste, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

"don't die, People's Poet!"

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

"seeyew teddy bear c'mere" (headbutt)

― blueski, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Neil - "Oh wow. I never knew I wore a wig."

― Kim, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Neil, your bedroom's on fire.

― aldo, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder how many lentils I've eaten in my life

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder how many lentils I've EVER eaten in my life.

(pedantic I know, but it does make it funnier)

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

Library.

― Mark G, Monday, 9 June 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

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