ILXORS - WHAT IN THE HECK DO YOU LOOK LIKE 2004 !!!

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WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE: 2004

???????

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BURMAKITTY

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/lj/moi/reading.jpg

...don't worry...I can't actually *read*...the book's just a prop for the photo. I'd post the actual nekkid photo, but most of you have gotten that already.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sintaksu.hpg.ig.com.br/outros/lion2/imagens/ep02/26.jpg

― kephm@hotmail.com, Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you're like 4 days too early! does yr camera shoot into the future?

― lyra (lyra), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I shoot purty far!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sintaksu.hpg.ig.com.br/outros/lion2/imagens/ep02/19.jpg

― ke[hm, Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.woventime.com/news/farm/images/Ivory%20long%20hair.jpg

― Berkeley / Sackett (calstars), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/radio_free_albemuth/PhotoAlbum20.html

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.skalman.nu/third-reich/bilder/mussolini-benito-1929.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 28 December 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It ain't 2004 yet.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 28 December 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

No wonder Aja's so fucking irritating. I'd be insane too if my mom posted naked pictures of herself to websites I read.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you're just jealous cos she is having a better time than you

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It worries me that some kid's mum posts naked photos of herself on the net (surely no social worker would allow this kid to carry on under his mum's care?) or you're all being wound up.

Seriously, at the end of the day, I often think I'm the sole voice of morality on this forum and you should pay me for my wisdom and spirtual guidance.

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Calum. Because you always do know the difference between people actually being wound up and people taking the piss. Just like on the Manics thread, right? I will say BurmaKitty is obviously having a better time than me but that's mainly cos I don't have that outfit yet.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/courtneyandkurt.jpg

Me and a Kurt Cobain look alike.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I got the new Manics album for £2.99 in a sale yesterday and quite like Let Robeson Sing.

― C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/021_21A.JPG

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

oh.

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/iwantcandy.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

My Mom says:

Tell them I am "not" naked on the internet.

I am offering to email the nekkidness to those of majority who can wow me with their writing samples (albeit those are in the minority).

Also can you post this for me...put it in the box where you post:

A photo of the Great and Powerful Bob Weston of the Sacred Order of the Mission of Burma...with the Righteous Feminist Burmakitty of course. (click for close up view)

http://missionofburma.com/photos/2003/atp/misc/bobwestonandburmakitty600.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Now she says:

tell them this one wins:

The Last Hypocrite/Village Voice

I only needed to get to the part where he says:

Such complaints have been echoed by everyone from Aimee Mann to Steve Albini, Courtney Love to Don Henley...

Aimee, Steve and Courtney...ALL IN A ROW! That is... uh ...(close your ears Aja)...sexy!

(I'm willing to overlook the Henley namedrop and will send you a jpg tonight)

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

At risk of sounding like Jess, I think a new low has been achieved here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, here.

http://www.villagevoice.com/ads/popunders/RELQ-RLQ-127-01-RLQ.php

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the new low?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You ask too many goddamn questions.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Well how else would I find out the things I want to know that I don't already know?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Use your BRANE.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't use my brane, whatever that is. I do however, use my brain.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you want to know about the new low?

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL KEN C

http://www.redbulldozers.com/kennakkid.jpg

...don't worry...I can't actually *read*...the book's just a prop for the photo. I'd post the actual nekkid photo, but most of you have gotten that already.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Transvestite?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and some friends.

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/courtneyevilelvisandsatan.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

if you send me something good literary i'll send you a nakkid pic of me licking a pair of coconuts.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop that!!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll have to do better than that.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Unicorns"
Turn around and look
Unicorns are all around
Red, silver, and orange
Big and small
Oh, how beautiful

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i wrote a poem like that when i was 6, only at the end i made the unicorns all break their legs and have to be put down.

Read into that what you will...

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate unicorns!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow - poor Sean.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Even I'm confused.

― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

what the hell is going on here.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

why couldn't this be a country where they strangle the girl children at birth?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you want that?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you mean this isn't¿¿¿
•starts frantically packing•

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE DEAD

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You wouldn't exist!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Mao Tse Tungington speaks.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd make the trains run on time too, goddammit

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Your mother would have been dead if we strangled the girl children at birth. If you strangle the females at birth, then how are they born in the first place?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

fiddo sprang fully formed from his father's head.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

atheno goddington

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

pimplo squeezington

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The finest specimens are cloned into an Unholy Army of Beautiful She-bots, of COURSE. Tsch, what do they teach you kids in school these days??!

hey centington, you hv mail, bitch.

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on? Where are these naked pictures of Ken, then?

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Aja is cool and so, for that matter, is her mom. Fuck the hataz. I am a little tiddly but this is me:

http://home.clara.net/huntsman/me271203-1a.jpg

― David (David), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/lj/moi/bunnypuss.jpg

Ok, I'm back and Asia Kitty has been sent to the kitchen to make me dinner before she leaves for her graveyard shift at the coal mine.

KEN C you are fantastically hot, but you will get no photos from me. I don't care if you are in some band call the Red Bull Dogs or not! I need WRITING SAMPLES, dammit!

David, you are hot. Where do you live and what time are you home?

And you all can just leave Sean alone. Apparently he's the only one with some guts on this board.

Sean, I'd go serve 187-warrants with you any day.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, thanks. I am in London. I am home now but off to bed.

― David (David), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm...don't think I'll make it there in time. Are you over 21 ?

Want a photo?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken, I'm still laughing...that is the nice thing anyone has ever done to my photo!

THANK YOU!

Finally, someone with a damn sense of humor!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't I look over 21? You mean the 'nekkid' photo? Yes if you like, although I love the photo you just posted.

― David (David), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

want a photo of me nekkid?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

In for a penny, in for a pound.

― David (David), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

David, you are sweet. Ok, how about we forgo the nekkid photo and just look at this one...

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/lj/moi/doesthismakemelookfat500bw.jpg

oh, I *am* nekkid here...but it's a websafe photo. I think I have done enough damage on this thread now.

Look, I'm even linking the photo to the website where you can buy the same t-shirt! There. Buy a t-shirt.

Please don't tell them I sent you.

KEN! Send me the photo PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE!!!!

I would love that!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

can this place honestly get any more stupid, gross, and creepy?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

a: probably, yes.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(btw i officially take back anything i ever said about anyone "destroying" ilx before a month ago.)

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

rocko bottomington

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

What is stupid, gross or creepy about any of this?

― David (David), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

haha where to begin!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this what people are talking about when they say ILx is getting too "pally"?

x-post What ISN'T stupid, gross, or creepy about ALL of this????

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems pretty wholesome to me.

― David (David), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx has become a black hole from which no sanity can escape.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"What?"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm...

Being a bad writer and having no sense of humor is pretty stupid, gross, creepy AND boring to me.

Hey, who let my husband post on this thread? Stop using that fiddo name, will ya!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

and, Curt1s...I could have sworn I saw you post an intelligent message one time.

now where was that??

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no you didn't!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Being a bad writer

I don't think fiddo has too much to worry about in this dept.

― Alecia, Monday, 29 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

haha curtis i haven't said this in a while, but you're easily my favorite poster these days

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Like I did in most of 2003 most likely, only maybe slightly worse.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you all. Good night :)

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

damn, aja, yo moms is sweet!

http://www.jollydwarf.com/Web_Images/thnaks.jpg

― Beetlebär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll bring a friend wif me for aja to play with!

http://www.jollydwarf.com/Web_Images/gallery/Celebs/celeb12.jpg

― Eisjuice (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That yellow thing is creepy and gross!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Who me?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe you'll like these friends of mine better than Pikachu!

http://www.jollydwarf.com/Web_Images/gallery/Celebs/celeb02.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No! Oh no, no, NO!!!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Me?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought all girls liked Insane Clown Posse?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

No. We like either Beyonce or Dave Grohl it seems. I of course am the only one who chooses Dave Grohl.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

do you like Beetlejuice, at least?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Who are you talking to?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

to you, silly!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well what does Beetlejuice look like?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

he's the black guy in the pictures w/ Insane Clown Posse and Pikachu!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://fuv.hivolda.no/prosjekt/elisabethhagehaugen/betelgeuse.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I don't look like that. Did you look at my photos?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i asked you if you LIKED beetlejuice, not if you LOOKED LIKE him. i know that you don't look like him!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sorry. I guess I did get up too early.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"what¿"

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

do you always look like courtney love, or was that just for halloween?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF????

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Halloween of course. I would not dress like that on a casual occassion.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

What about a new thread 'Ilxors who get naked but shouldn't'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh...

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

that would be all of us then

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

well the amount of nekkid pics of you on ilx jess, is getting somewhat tiresome!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

that would be all of us then
speak for yourself¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll post a photog of self in a couple of months, after I've got back into cycling to and from work. At present I look like a sack of shit tied up in thee middle w/string.

This thread is very bonkers.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is very bonkers

I dunno, compared to some other threads today this one reads quite sane

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What other threads?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

me!

http://www.movie-times.net/cgi-local/store/PICTURES/DER_KLEINE_EISBAR.JPG

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hey lady, laundry ! NOW !!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow and I thought I wished I was dead BEFORE reading ILE today, damn people.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What about a new thread 'Ilxors who get naked but shouldn't'

I suspect I was the only person here to have supplied a naked pic of themselves before Burmakitty. It was on demand and only one person has had it so far!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

name names.

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. Aja has as much personality in her photos as a slow-drip coffee maker.

And Im glad dont feel it necessary to post pictures of myself nude in order to build on my lack of self esteem.

― protected, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you insulting me?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That looks like the type of comment that can you take at face value. I would venture to guess that yes, it is an insult. But thats just my guess.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Then I throw a DEAD BABY ON FIRE AT HIM!!!!!!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.americanroyalarts.com/library/MJ1.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take off my clothes for $5.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Was this thread an excuse just to start it off with a picture of yourself nearly nude?

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Ajazay, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bigbearsworld.8m.com/solo5.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasnt talking to you. Lame ass non driver. I was talking to the kitty with poor music taste. And i guess maybe her daughter too.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus, dyson, why not just pay me in monopoly money? It's probably worth more actually.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasnt talking to you. Lame ass non driver. I was talking to the kitty with poor music taste. And i guess maybe her daughter too.

Don't say that.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

well you weren't very specific, thank you.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you?

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Lets see here...

-Who started the thread?

-Who has a picture of themselves as the initial response to THEIR OWN THREAD?

If you met one or both of the above requirements, then I was talking to you.

If not, then the process of elimination should indicate that you arent the topic of my response.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

And Ally, i have grown used to the fact that you cannot drive. I am alright with it. Even though it makes little to no sense to me and my way of life.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude you realize that the reason why I said "What?" was because I was imitating Aja, right? I'm so confused right now. I'm working on one hour of sleep and quite frankly now I'm not so sure I was actually imitating Aja. What? I can drive I just don't have a driver's license and haven't done it in like 6 years so I might've forgotten how to and also I once drove a car into a ditch. Seriously, I need some sleep, since I don't have a log in I can't make it only show the last 50 posts so everytime I load this thread I'm faced with that nudie shot of BurmaKitty and it's freaking out my happening today, seriously.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Im not working today by the way. Im not working until some time in January. Dont remember the date.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't seem to be working any day. In fairness, neither do I these days, I'm kind of on limbo status since I put in my notice and no longer give a fuck.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Me, I'm working hard.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ya, me too¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

me3

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

My arm is all itchy again. The girl that is supposed to replace me has gone AWOL, no one has seen or heard from here since last Tuesday. I don't blame her if she skipped town. This job is for shit.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe aja can come to NYC and do yer old job. glasshopper.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

do you think an 8 year old could do ally's job¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be in NYC in January.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

silly dyson she's 12 and will soon be 13!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Im so glad this thread was jacked. Makes me feel warm inside.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

besides, based on everything ally's said about millenium i think that aja would fit in perfectly ... check it out!

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/messageboards/halloween2003/courtneyevilelvisandsatan.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I would gladly, gladly give Aja my job. With pleasure.

xpost that red dude is actually our IT guy, stop making fun of him, ok?

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

haha 'redneck' haha haha

― TOMBOT, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Baby if that joke honestly made you laugh then you really need to just go home and go back to sleep, you're obviously getting delirious from lack thereof.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.russiananimation.com/images/cheburashkatoygarden.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

y'all insane

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut your fucking mouth.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok that seriously made me almost spit coffee.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://cyndilauperonline.com/img/cyn120.jpg

(Just pretend I look like this, okay? Thanks, that'd be great.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(Um, that is to say Cyndi Lauper, not the guy in the background making the "oh" face. Thanks.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/images/smoker.JPG

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

...yawn....

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

could someone direct me to someone interesting on ILX?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://missionofburma.com/bgu/original/horriblekitty2.gif

is that she is late for a dentist appointment.

hmmm...

look at more inane posts on ILX by people who can't write or tell the difference between nudity and scantilly clad or...

go to the dentist?

decisions...

hmmm...

Looks like I'm off to the dentist!

hijack ya latah!

mwaaaaaaaaaaah!

[big set of lips coming at you on the screen]

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Try Alex in NYC.

xpost the problem is those pictures are totally not hot. I think that's the real objection here.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the problem is those pictures are totally not hot. I think that's the real objection here

Ha!

And survey says:

Number of respondents that said:

"the problem is those pictures are totally not hot. I think that's the real objection here"

that were NOT GOOD LOOKING WHILE NAKED

100 Percent !

hmmm...

get over yerself, Sweetie. Besides, it ain't nothing a little diet and exercise can't fix for you. You'll be wearing less clothes in no time.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops! Wrong browser...

that was me posting the smarmy remarks. Fight we me please. Not Asiakitty...

unless 12 years old is more your speed?

in any case...

Off to my teeth cleaning!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the Kitty personas seem to be getting confused here...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha... oh dear

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO AM I????

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand. You want naked pictures of ILXors? Really? Us?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Jack's ILX pseudonym.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

THOSE OF YOU HERE WHO BELIEVE BURMAKITTY TO BE A 63 YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN MALE WITH A GRAY PONYTAIL WHO POSES ON THE INTERNET AS A LESS THAN HALF DRESSED HALF COCKED OVER SEXED UNEMPLOYED TEENAGE MOTHER

RAISE YOUR HAND!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone just resume stalking Clint Connelly and leave us alone?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You talk too much. Stop it.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

+ you have no ass

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

once again I am in agreement with dyson. This makes twice.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cosmosonic.com/news/fr/images/misc/kimdeal.png

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes BurmaKitty the problem is us and not the fact that your "humor" is really really stupid.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry -- have to agree with Dyson and the Tombot too

― WCMJ, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah ha!

I have returned...with CLEANER and SHARPER teeth!

"+ you have no ass"
-- dyson

FINALLY! CONFIRMATION THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT MY

ASS !!!

Thank you. I was beginning to get worried about you all.

BUT don't you worry...the FURY that is 97 lbs and 61 inches of BurmaKitty doesn't leave much room for a lot of ass

...or Muchachas for that matter either ...

(I know you were looking at ...or, um for those too!

Therfore,

I AM PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED!

And thus, apparently looking a whole lot better than any of ya'll sans vestments. Gosh! I am turning myself on just looking at my own photo!

And yes, I understand my thread IS very unfunny...

that's why this thread is the most viewed thread in the past two days...

because YOU CARE!

and because you all are afraid to find humor in yourselves, sex, and your own sexuality.

And that, My Dears,

is very...very...

UNSEXY

Shame on you!

.....

Keep your heads in your collective ass if you so chose

Apparently

THAT IS BIG ENOUGH !

and by the way...

"Can someone just resume stalking Clint Connelly and leave us alone?"
-- donut bitch

Sweet DB, You just leave

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CLINT CONLEY

http://missionofburma.com/photos/2003/atp/004_2a.jpg

OUT OF THIS!!!!

............

I'd love to stick around for reBUTTals, but my pinot noir is breathing too long.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

obv. "most viewed" has always been equivalent with quality here on ilx.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Go to bed.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cuspidor.org/alana/heehee/mate.jpg

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And that, My Dears,

is very...very...

UNSEXY

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha it's that other person I can't stand for half a minute! Why do I keep clicking on this thread? Oh right, I have an irresistible urge to talk shit at people I hate.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.timewarptoys.com/shmoo.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

schmoo's got a bigger ass than uknowhoo

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

My ass is large. If I wore leather pants, I'd look like a couch.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i coulda lived a full and fulfilled life w/t seeing pix of homo schmoos ass-fucking you know adrian!?!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for validating my suspicions that you only post on this thread in order to see my

HILARIOUS COMMENTS !!!!!

yes, no messageboard would be complete if I didn't write some well written inanity for all of you to "work with" seeing how pathetic you
are at coming up with your own silliness.

as evidenced again by how many page reloads there are and so few actual posts.

Really, I do have to leave the board ...

but seeing those images...I just can't get this out of my head...

http://missionofburma.com/photos/2003/atp/004_2a400copy.jpg

http://www.timewarptoys.com/shmoo.jpg

http://www.cuspidor.org/alana/heehee/mate.jpg

...well...

IN MY DREAMS ANYHOW...

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, I know...

that was completely uncalled for

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

most people are loading the page and not posting because they are polite, unlike you.
And the rest of us, like me, are just waiting for you to deep throat your own foot again so we can call you a bitch.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, anyone who is afraid to talk to me to my face is really worth something.

You are an ass.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the mattah?

Feeling a bit threatened by a gaddamn photograph?

Can't find the words to say it to me?

Can't find the words to be honest with yourself?

Guess what buddy.

You missed the show.

GAME OVER.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If I wasn't thoroughly appalled to the point of violent nausea by the very thought, I would suggest that you have me surgically attached, so that you might look vaguely healthy.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Suddenly I like Mission of Burma a lot less then I used to.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, right?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Burma, I'll show you mine:

http://www.rockafucker.com/images/NYC2/DSCN1606.JPG

Now show me yours. Oh, whoops, you don't have any! Lo siento.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You brought out the big guns, and suddenly all the Burma/Ajakitty pictures turned into little Xs; targets, if you will.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, now I just look like a damned tart. SURPRISE!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

First, yeah, I saw your ass - I was visually assaulted with it when I clicked innocently on this thread. Secondly, you have no basis whatsoever for sayiing you look better than any of us - most especially Ally (um, sorry chica if I made it creepy) unclad - granted I've never seen her, but I'll be damned if you look better than I do. I'm just not about to post a pic of it on ILx. Thirdly - it ain't that you're hilarious - you had it nailed with the trainwreck thing... just when I think I have a handle on it, it gets more obnoxious.

Just... you know... lay off a little.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Now show me yours. Oh, whoops, you don't have any! Lo siento.
-- Allyzay

Ha! Brains and cutting humor!

Yes, it's tough being me...good looking and smart.

No wonder you are intimidated.

Anyhow, apparently I have pissed off someone that's not you...

That photos pretty funny though, Sir...especially since you didn't have the balls to show your face or even a photo of yourself.

Oh, that's right. You're not goodlooking!

Oops sorry..

oh, sorry about the balls reference.

I know Allayz, that you men don't like it when I mention your lack of balls.

But alas...having

No ass

and

No breasts

I am apparently the only one actually with balls.

go figure

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, you're the ILX-babe that no one knows about...

― WCMJ, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Er... sorry... woops...

― WCMJ, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.justdohit.co.uk/ich/Skinner.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, she is hot. Really. that's wonderful sexy Allyzazy.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Lots of people have seen pictures of me - I daresay there are several still hanging around.

PS: Ally is hot.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

tombot, I'm sorry...

I thought you were someone else.

lo siento

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I thought you were someone else too.

sorry.

Yes, you are very hot.

Keep up the good work.

Carry on then!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't think it was possible but this thread just got to be about 400 times weirder than it was about 5 minutes ago.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BurmaKitty is obviously in fine shape, but there is no denying Ally's hotness.

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, my bad...

x-post

― WCMJ, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean's dependent clause so OTM it hurts

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

To explain myself: Giving everyone the benefit of the doubt for a second that all of this is real, insult me all you want, I really don't care, but I don't think it is appropriate to be labelling piles of normally sized people "fat" or unattractive and crowing about how tiny you are in front of your highly impressionable daughter, who, looking at photos, is a very pretty little girl who happens to not share her mother's body type (this is not a bad thing or a good thing, just a statement of fact). This sent me into a really blinding, horrifying rage, which is weird because to go back to being me instead of the NBC PSA I just became, I don't actually think Aja is a real person and certainly fake children will not be spending their teen years with their heads in the toilet.

Really, I don't care if y'all think I am fat and/or ugly, reading that just freaked me out a lot for the reasons stated above.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck em all BurmaKitty, after all, who needs titties when we got feathers.

― Le Coq #1 (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

uh..where does it say fat?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, you're right, Alex, you didn't actually use the word "fat".

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow.

I can't believe how many of you are ashamed of your bodies.

I feel sorry for you and certainly don't want my daughter to grow up with that kind of low self esteem.

Geesh. Get over yourselves.

Ally and Luna, you do rock.

And I'm the only one who was taking any actual insults on this board, so I don't see why you are in a rage? I didn't insult your or anyone else's body.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry if sensuality freaks *anyone* out. when you reboot your computer, my ass should be gone.

not that I had one so to speak.

Gosh, wow. A little bit of bare skin and you all go NUTZ!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, you told my girlfriend she doesn't look good naked. Are you in shock or something? I'm still mad at you.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I am shocked you have a girlfriend.

but I didn't tell anyone their photo was bad, ugly, fat or whatever.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, hi?

Try Alex in NYC.
xpost the problem is those pictures are totally not hot. I think that's the real objection here.

-- Allyzay (yesiamabitchshutu...), December 30th, 2003 4:05 PM. (later)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

the problem is those pictures are totally not hot. I think that's the real objection here
Ha!

And survey says:

Number of respondents that said:

"the problem is those pictures are totally not hot. I think that's the real objection here"

that were NOT GOOD LOOKING WHILE NAKED

100 Percent !

hmmm...

get over yerself, Sweetie. Besides, it ain't nothing a little diet and exercise can't fix for you. You'll be wearing less clothes in no time.

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 30th, 2003 4:12 PM. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, dude, seriously, I don't have a problem with you being naked, I'm like the biggest serial naked person in the world.

xpost

BURMAKITTY, TOMBOT IS MY BOYFRIEND. I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND. I SAID THAT I THINK THE REASON EVERYONE WAS STEPPING AROUND YOUR PHOTO WAS THAT THE MISSION OF BURMA T-SHIRT ONE WAS NOT HOT. YOU REPLIED THAT ANYONE WHO SAID THAT MUST NOT LOOK GOOD NAKED THEN. THAT IS WHEN THE ABUSE TORRENT STARTED TO WHICH YOU REPLIED WITH THE COMMENT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS WAY SHOULD GO DIET AND HOW PERFECT YOUR BODY IS IN COMPARISON.

Sorry for the caps but I am thinking this is not clear to you.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, seriously, I think you should ditch that t-shirt pic. That's all.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Well.

To tell someone, who posts a provactive photo that is showing a little skin, that THEY don't look good, is in essence, putting down their body. I am not ashamed of my body, but it is chickenshit for you or your boyfriend or anyone else to put down my body for being "too thin" or whatever the crap you think is "ugly" or "not hot" yet you don't put your own ass on the line, therefore...your opionion has NO WEIGHT and cannot be fat.

Shame on you!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I already took down all the photos. You haven't rebooted.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that you pick on that photo shows me that you are a victim of the ideal image of beauty that is perpetrated by hetero male run society...so you think I "don't look good" because I'm not heavy enough. Really, it works both ways.

I am not your enemy. Don't buy into it. It's what they want.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You missed the obvious point, Ally.

It's all about misperceptions and prejudice and shame.

Good job ILX.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank god I am my daughter's mother so she won't have to go through the humilation that I went through over my body.

Thanks so much for enlightening me to the lack of enlightenment that still exists in the world.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally I don't give a shit if any of the pics are hot or not - I just think it's fucking creepy of you to use your nudity as a prize.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

...I would suggest that you have me surgically attached, so that you might look vaguely healthy...

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

I give you....

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/millarkitty.jpg

THE MILLAR KITTY!

note: this took WAYYY too long to do

― nope (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Kim,

My body is a gift. Photos of it are a gift.

Not a prize.

If you can't add humor to sexuality...then you need therapy.

since I don't know you, all I can say is that your posts are very sexist and I am offended by that.

I'm sorry that you feel so horrible about the image of the human body.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

As much as I feel violated I must admit that the "OMG WTF" makes it and I laughed.

Burmaputz, shut up.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! That was a lot of work.

I'm honored.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tombot,

I'm glad youre not who I thought you were, but if you could just say one interesting thing on this thread it would help me a great deal.

work on that for me.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Is BurmaKitty the C-Man? Sounds like it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Burmakitty = the only interesting thing to every hit ILX.

carry on ilxors!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean "ever hit"...

I'm gonna go laugh myself to sleep.

Good job with the photo. You are the ONE interesting one here.

thanks.

nighty night

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst thread ever.

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*ahem* Ok, there. I feel better now.

Sunshine, flowers, parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

― Shout Shout (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Wtf! If Burmakitty hates ilxors so much why the f@#k does she bother to post. Her & her infuriating daughter or whoever it is. If you need to make yourself feel better by posting naked pics on the internet, make your own web page (or there are plenty that you could join I'm sure), but don't use ilx. Oh & btw, have you seen any pics of luna??? She is very sexy indeed & Ally, well that goes without saying. Nobody is saying that skinny/slim is not attractive, maybe they were just saying that they didn't find YOU attractive. As for me, well I don't find your need to post semi naked pics of yourself in this forum very sexy at all.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

that picture with the mission of burma t-shirt was so provocative it made me want to fuck her, repeatedly, up the arse, with a knife.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost, obv

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

*shudders*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I reckon I'll look kinda the same, but a couple of days older.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's comments like these that proves that you have a fat ass jel

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

all the better to crush you with.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel fancies Ken!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(and with good reason)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Why?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

When?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The reason being my totally perfect body, the way I add humour to my sexuality and the way i don't mind showing a little skin every now and then.

Y'all are just jealous of me!!!!!! U R ALL GAY!

xpost mark

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

*nods*

― jealous of ken (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

So I take it this thread's existence as a picture thread has been negated? Perhaps we could change the title to "Burmakitty turns into Doomie and launches short-paragraphed superior insults at all and sundry"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You are just jealous that you aren't as 'hot' as her Mark admit it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i think burma kitty looks hot in that 'let's place an ad in fleshworld for swinging couples in trailer homes but would not touch it in a million years - but kind of dig that trashy way of twin peaks-lite exploitation that she put herself through' sort of way.

and ally is hot. in that weird banana republic sort of way; in that you know that she is tragic all-american pathos - but has weird lifeforce which seperates herself from the pack thing going on.

but enough - MORE NUDE PICTUES, I SAY.

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i knew there was a reason for my absence over the past couple of months.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess there will be a new gallery when everyone is back, in 2004.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hey dave, hope you had a nice Xmas.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wtf! If Burmakitty hates ilxors so much why the f@#k does she bother to post. Her & her infuriating daughter or whoever it is. If you need to make yourself feel better by posting naked pics on the internet, make your own web page (or there are plenty that you could join I'm sure), but don't use ilx.

It's a free forum.

Hmmm...I forgot...ILX is NOT the place to talk about freespeech issues in a free forum messageboard.

I have to go where someone knows something about that topic, don't I? Maybe a porno site. Thank you for enlightening me. You are very smart.

Have I told you that lately? I'll say it again. Thank you for the enlightening comments. I am so glad you helped me.

Oh & btw, have you seen any pics of luna??? She is very sexy indeed & Ally, well that goes without saying. Nobody is saying that skinny/slim is not attractive, maybe they were just saying that they didn't find YOU attractive. As for me, well I don't find your need to post semi naked pics of yourself in this forum very sexy at all.

-- Pinkpanther

Oh, that's right. Most people appear to have "selective comment" reading abilities. In case you haven't noticed, I said they were hot...but oh, that may offend some that I used the word "hot". I forgot how feared sexuality is by the men AND women on this board.

But that's funny. You are cute...saying that it's ok to say that I am not attractive, but if "I" said someone else wasn't attractive, then I am "wrong" and should be put down for it. Oh, the irony of it all.

Yes, let me go forth and tell the world that because I am not afraid of my own body, I should be ridiculed, yet if I ridicule anyone else for their body, I will surely burn in hell and I am just a right awful person. And these same people will teach me morality.

Oh, this is not the Moral Majority?

Where was I?

Wow. That's wonderful that you and others like you on this board have that insight. I am so happy to be judged by you.

How could I be so foolish to think otherwise?

How could I be so foolish as to have a body to be proud of?

How could I be so foolish to to have a sense of humor?

How could I...

Oh, wait...I forgot

I am a WOMAN

and ILXors are apparently sexist. Yes, belittle my femaleness if you will. It will make you feel strong and proud. I am so glad to see you are a righteous product of your culture. Society itself is proud of you!

Even the WOMEN here are sexist, I'm sad to say. I don't think they are stupid. I don't think they realize they have been duped. I have faith that since they AREN'T stupid, that they will figure it out.

Until then, ladies, please DO put your sister down in order to empower yourself. That's what they want you to believe will work. Keep it up.

Hmmm...sexist moral majority...yet, they are wise to tell me how to parent since they all are raising kids of their own.

Oh, what's that? How many of them have no children?

Oh, I'm sorry. I made an assumption that they knew what they were talking about from actually being resposible parents who have raised free thinking persons into adulthood who have committed not immoral or criminal acts in a sexist racist society.

I'll have to stick to merely taking my advice on race relations from ILX. They really seem to be on the ball about that one.

You people really are starting to bore me.

I don't know why I keep thinking I'll find someone saying something intelligent on the thread.

The only intelligent things I've seen are comments that people have emailed me privately. Thank you for those. I am glad to know you individually and it was nice of you to take the time to do that for me.

But I see that even those people are to unimpressed by you to continue posting here.

I just like to stir things up, so that's why I keep posting. On the off chance

THAT I'LL GET ONE OF YOU TO THINK!

I find it amusing when people don't think...

yet interesting when they do.

I'll come back when I have nothing to do again.

Oh, and thanks for the use of the word "GAY" ...I wouldn't want to think there are not homophobes on this thread.

that picture with the mission of burma t-shirt was so provocative it made me want to fuck her, repeatedly, up the arse, with a knife.

-- ken .

Wow! Your mom must be proud, is all I can say to that!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha! I couldn't be bothered to read all of your post, but well done you! *applauds*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i wonder if all threads that do not match in content what they do in title should be deleted?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i think so yes!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

that picture with the mission of burma t-shirt was so provocative it made me want to fuck her, repeatedly, up the arse, with a knife.

wtf, did somebody actually post that? Jesus, that's fucking rotten.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread should've been locked many moons ago,(pun intended)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Pash, don't worry, it's a non-ILE meme which Ken should have thought better about posting. Ken, say you're sorry.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Good grief, other boards have memes as well? OH NO!!! (etc) (thx for info)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Most other boards/lists I'm on seem to have one meme only at the moment - "I hate you forever, you communist/hippie/vegetarian/nazi/crook/neocon/libertarian mother fucker" repeat ad nauseam w/minor variations (sigh)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

don't forget faux-liberal homophobe

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, no, that one just posts here.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

While I accept your right to post your views, opinions, photos etc and concede that you make some very valid points with regard to sexism, what I am having trouble understanding is why you would allow your very young and impressionable daughter interact on a messageboard that you, yourself, deem sexist, homophobic, etc.

This feels wrong on so many levels. I have a young daughter myself and I wouldn't dream of letting her have so much unsupervised (or so it seems) time on an obviously adult site.

― Saskia, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

am i the only one who hears a flatline noise in his head when he sees this thread title now?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken, say you're sorry.

i'm sorry. And no, I don't actually want to fuck burmakitty, with or without any kind of sharp/blunt instrument.

speaking of that other internet hobby though... burma kindly commented.

You people really are starting to bore me.

haha, that really rings a familiar bell. nice to meet you again isabel.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

BurmaKitty, if you and Doomie ever shake hands there's probably going to be some sort of explosion or something.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The only redeeming features of this thread at this point are the fact that it apparently irritated minna enough into posting a really off comment on that Aja/Dante kiddiepornlite thread and that weird post by "the chief"--wtf does that mean??? I feel like Laura Palmer.

To clear things up yet again: my post about the photo being "not hot" had nothing to do with BurmaKitty's lack of ass and if she didn't go on a rant about people needing to go diet or do this or that I wouldn't have gotten fucked off at all to call her flatchested, which was mean. The photo being "not hot" had to do with the fact that A) she was being horribly obnoxious about her photos well before I posted that snap comment B) she's got a mission of Burma t-shirt hoisted in front of her while posing like a superhero!!! It didn't even seem like it was meant to be sexy!! It was no offense to Burma physically and I'm quite sorry I posted it cos this is that Gremlins thing all over again innit.

And that's enough! I close this thread! More photos of sexy people! Less disturbing photoshops of my boyfriend grafted onto anyone's ass! I can't wait til New Years to get all sorts of mad new photos with my sexy new digicam.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

that Gremlins thing all over again innit.

???

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Cunt.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I just like to stir things up, so that's why I keep posting. On the off chance
THAT I'LL GET ONE OF YOU TO THINK!

I find it amusing when people don't think...

Honestly, can't you just crawl back to the livejournal from which you came from?

The worst thing about this is that you somehow feel you're being cutting and controversial when in fact you're coming of as a total snooze. I mean, really.. your dimestore views on gender and sexism are ham fisted enough to make a 14 year old girl from strap-on.org blush. Cut the political crap and realize that you're getting people's backs up because you come off as an arrogant, weak-assed, narcissist who is terribly un-fucking-funny.

Also, lose the sarcasm. You're not Janeane Garofalo and this is not 1996.

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

wow.
that was concise, deadly.
well done!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

SNAP

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

wow. may is noramlly so sweet.
ilx has finally caused her to snap.
she's one of us now.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

may OTM

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn right. I'll remember that Livejournal line too, that's a doozy.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to EMPHATICALLY state for the bajillionth time that I am NOT Ajakitty, NOR am I Burmakitty. The only time I've ever posted as someone else was during a brief period a year and change back when I posted under the name Motel Hell. That's it. I promise you. I've been away all week (from the 22nd to the 29th) and had no access to a computer...and I have witnesses who can back this up, so PLEASE stop confusing me or invoking my name in regards to comments I ASSUREDLY did not make.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously though, nice ass!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

cheers, ally.

am i the only one see the laura palmer/ronette pulanski thing happening throughout this thread?

and why is there not MORE NUDE PHOTOS??

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you could have just called her a retard. that works too

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

well, her kid is lurking around - so i'm sure people didn't want to be too mean¡

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

MORE NUDE PHOTOS LESS BORING DISSECTION OF NUDE PHOTOS!!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I eat babies

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"...REAL babyback ribs!"

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bobforanphoto.com/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

do you eat them in the nude?

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

no, those little baby corn on the cobs

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/clown.gif

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Well ok if I'm Laura Palmer and BurmaKitty is Ronette Pulowski, then is Luna Audrey Horne? Who is Donna? I'm confused. I'm assuming this makes TOMBOT Agent Cooper.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

then there's always the slug fucking

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"motel hell" -- that's the funniest thing said on this thread yet!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

A shiny peso for the person who grafts Kyle MacLachlan's face to Sheryl Lee's ass!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kiklos-teatro.it/Scuola/clowns.JPEG

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Audrey Horne?

that's a hard one. aja would have to be audrey horne.

Who is Donna?

donna would be tom!

sigh. no more sexy photos!

and i was primed to post a sexy picture of myself!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.clicktuscaloosa.com/businesses/spiller/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you the Log Lady?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

tout le monde aime le log

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.clicktuscaloosa.com/businesses/spiller/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, can I be Bobby Briggs?

Or I guess I should be Sheriff Hawk because I didn't really post on this thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure that bnw is Bobby Briggs but you can be James Marshall if you like.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.obrienproductions.com/Images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

the log lady is mark s;
andy is mark c;
pashima is james;
and marcello is leeland palmer.
charlton lido is bobby and mike!

nah, i can't be the log lady and i'm not dramatic enough to be shelly.

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ci.kimball.ne.us/great_race_photos/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

and I shall be Albert.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.davidlynch.de/kylegq3.jpg

xpost SHELLY IS TOTALLY ORBIT.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.harlequincostumes.co.uk/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jamesmorgan.com/twinpeaks/images/tplee.jpg

So who has the misfortune of being Heather Fucking Graham?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I was going to say Alex in NYC could be the chief (David Lynch's cameo), but then I noticed there's already someone here called "the chief."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha - ally is otm re: orbit. it could be played by either kate or orbit.

ilx is bob.

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lindsay.unitedway.ca/local_images/lindsay/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus as Ben Horne?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mardigrasmarathon.com/2000/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I don't feel as dumb as James Marshall but I'm harmless enough. And I have a leather jacket.

Also, who is Lynch (as in the deaf fed with the unfortunate crush on Heather Graham)?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait wait wait.

http://matt.enlow.net/tpwomen.jpg
From Left: TOMBOT, Aja, Orbit.

This doesn't compute.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm albert rosethal!

fiddo is wtf is her name - the sister-in-law of joan chen's character!

momus is totally ben horne.

calum is audrey's brother!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, who is Dr. Jacoby?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.creativecostume.com/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://lazybastard.com/laurawip2.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

make up and mirrors, ally!

dr jacoby would have to have strange fixatations - alex in nyc is dr jacoby but with a killing joke vibe instead!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

new shoes!

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad is a commercial for Lemon Pine-Sol

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

kate is laura palmer's mother - both are gifted hysterics!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Fiddo = Ben Horne
Trife = Jerry Horne

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.worldplay.org/paw/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.heise.de/tp/deutsch/inhalt/kino/11526/11526_1.jpg

Hanle y is obviously the dwarf.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.wanadoo.nl/xansan/Gif3/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

jordon could be ed the mechanic!

suzy could be nadine!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jwdc.com/jwdc/publications/mags/T-clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

much better

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy is NOT Nadine.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kdf.org/images/kdf-aboutus-history-clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

someone crazier has to be nadine! i know - becky lucas as nadine! perfect since she was about to marry someone!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ci.salinas.ca.us/Fire/FRImages/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that is so OTM. I still don't understand why I'm Laura Palmer unless you're trying to warn me of ILX's true intentions towards me. Who gets to be Andy?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

that leaves agent cooper...!!!

markleby is so andy!!!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bachelorpartyfun.com/stripclubs/wy/clownsden/Clowns-Den-Logo.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

yer laura palmer because of the ally duality! ilx will be yer demise.

wtf? im the log lady now?

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Huckleberry as Andy, actually.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chilembwe.net/halloween/2002/marineworld2002/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M LAURA AND MADDY TOO?? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE EXCEPT THAT MEANS I GET BRUTALLY MURDERED TWICE BY MARCELLO APPARENTLY SO MY EXCITEMENT IS SLIGHTLY TEMPERED.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

johnny fitz is so leo! redneck,etc.

but andy is super sensitive. you could see marklby cying over ally's corpse whilst huckleberry would just fart or something.

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping I could be the log lady.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you're probably right about Markelby = Andy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chinesestudies.hawaii.edu/images/theatre_photos/yu_tangchun/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

remember the grief dance that piper laurie and leeland palmer do? 'go on, go on, dance with him....' it was when the icelandic people were about..

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://schoolsite.edex.net.uk/49/images/clowns.jpeg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

suzy could be donna. that would make tom - bobby's father! who is agent cooper???

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sterling-graphics.co.uk/images/CLOWNS.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom works for the FBI, I really think you should just let him be Agent Cooper.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~christafa/images/clowns.gif

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i sooooo want to be harriet hayward, the best fucking character on that show (maybe harriet and donna's younger sister who wears the ballet get up replete with headgear orthodontia playing the boogie woogie piano in the credits).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

her name was gertrude now that i thought about it.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bgcc.com/fbrgwinefest/Clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Who is the agent that David Duchovney plays?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

special agent dennis/denise

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew NF admitted to crossdressing and enjoying it...

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.circusroyale.com/images/photos/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Cannonball Run is more applicable to this quagmire than Twin Peaks.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.galeria-vira.net/einl-clowns-0102.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

not seen the second series - i got the first one on dvd for x-mas and love it! the series is not out until septembr 2004...!!!

o.k. o.k. tom is agent cooper. though i would have alex in nyc as agent cooper and geir as dr jacoby!

― the chief, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sheepproductions.com/tps/introduction/giant.jpg

― kephm, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gafri.com/images/clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Markelby OTM!!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy, I missed a full day...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

more clowns = more fun

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

QED

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, i'm on DSL and that last post made the thread a pain in the ass to load.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Another good poster goes down the shitter. Jesus there are a lot of spoilt arseholes on this board (YES ALLY I INCLUDE MYSELF IN THAT :))

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WOW. when it took me ten minutes to load the photos for this thread, i thought i might actually see some pictures of some friends or whatever. :'-(

anyways, ilx must be classic because i still care enough to be frustrated with this thread.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

In that large black n white one the clown has a jacket that says "Clowns Against Capitalism"!

(Where can I get one of those?)

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, best thread ever, worst thread ever, must buy socks, ILX is destroyed, ILX is stronger than ever, food is nice, bollocks to this. G'night.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

When you fly, you miss shit.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

that is rather zen, when you think about it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus christ! this thread makes me want to take hostages and eat small children! the clowns are so annoying! can this thread please be renamed-"what in the heck do you NOT look like 2004!!!" or can someone start a new thread and link to it in this completely unrelated, misnamed, and super pissing-me-off-thread! at least in the picture of ally's cleavage (which we have all seen 10,000 times), she is adhering to the topic of the thread!!!!!!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Wtf is up with all those clowns? What an ass! (no not your's BK!) I thought this thread was bad before, but it has definitely reached an all time low.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

did old-ilx just implode?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno Bob. I hope 2004 brings tolerance, harmony and understanding to all. If it doesn't, I say we go and burn Calum.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i think stuff like this keeps everyones egos in check. the fact is this is a web board. i post here when i get bored occasionaly, its funny sometimes. but the little cults of personality that develop around some people here, both the negative and the positive ones, are kinda silly.
to be honest im sure you're all pretty nice, most people are really, in some way. so carry on sharing your opinions, but i personally wouldn't take it so seriously.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

So can we go back, start a separate Twin Peaks=ILX thread about 30 posts ago, excise the clowns, and all have a good time?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd be up for that. beats loading up a 5 meg thread.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

SO THEN HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU START A NEW FUCKING THREAD JESUS H. CHRIST IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED A FUCKING PASSWORD TO DO IT OR IT INVOLVES SPECIAL MAGIC MANNEQUIN HAT POWER.

For some reason I find the last group of posts about 4,000 times more annoying than anything else on ILX!!! Jesus christ people!! It's not difficult! You hate the shit out of what Wintermute/the chief/BurmaKitty/me/your momma did to you?? WELL JUST CLICK "ASK A QUESTION" AND YOU WILL BE SET FREE.

Good lord. It's like you're all standing staring at a dying man outside a club wondering who should call 911.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN THE NEW YEAR FABULOUS SUPERBLABLAZO WUNDERBAR HAPPY TIME HOUR!!!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Jesus H. Christ.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 9 January 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously: weirdest thread ever.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

JESS PLZ COME BACK WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

― KISSES, Sunday, 9 January 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish that picture of me nakkid is still there

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 January 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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