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I like Aja. Fuck you if you don't, too.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wow! I'm glad you like me.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn straight.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja dear it's only a week until I'm 14. Girls should like 14 year olds.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The age difference is not that high. Our love will extend beyond it etc.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the part where you're supposed to say "I love you Dante! I want to be Miss Dante Evans!"
Does Aja Evans sound that bad?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God! You're that old. I'm sorry. I thought you were older. How can you say you love me? We've never met. Is this going to be a long distance relationship?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my word.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

is this going to be a long distance relationship?

haha aja i kiss you!

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, my dear. Yes it will.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I was about to say "yes I do too" until I realized that you weren't talking about Steely Dan.

Oh wait, I just realized ILM/ILE Aja is very cool too. So, yes, I agree.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll play guitar for you Dante. You just have to tell me I play well.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Yeah Bass Drop! Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!

You gotta hundred dollar bill put ya hands up!
You gotta fifty dollar bill put ya hands up!
You gotta twenty dollar bill put ya hands up!
You gotta ten dollar bill put ya hands up!
Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies, make noise!
Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies! Make noise!
All the chicken heads, be quiet!
All the chicken heads, be quiet!
All the chicken heads, be quiet (Quiet)!
Yeah baby, Fatman Scoop, Faith Evans sing along! C'mon!

I never knew there was a love like this before.
(All the good lookin women sing along - i cant hear ya!)
Never had someone to show me your love. Love like this before.
What's your zodiac sign? (What, What?)
What's your zodiac sign? (I can't hear y'all!)
What's your zodiac sign? (Yeah, whooohoo!)

If you got more hair get ya hands up!
If ya got short hair make noise!
If ya got more hair get ya hands up!
If ya got short hair make noise!
If ya got more hair on ya head (ladies!)
If ya got more hair on ya head.
If ya got long hair on ya head,
From your ear to your sleeve even if you gotta weave!
Can i get a Whoo Whoo, Can i get a WhooWhoo,
Can i get a Whoo Whoo? Oh!Oh! Can I get a WhooWhoo,
Can i get a Whoo Whoo, Can i get a Whoo Whoo? Oh!Oh!

To all my niggaz who hit it from the back,
Who wanna have sex with no strings attached!
Can I get A What What, Can i get a WhatWhat,
Can I get a What What? Oh!Oh! Can i get a WhatWhat?
Can i get a What What, Can i get a WhatWhat? Oh!Oh!

Engine,engine number 9, on the NewYork transit line,
If my train goes off the track, pick it up, pick it up,
Pick it up-Back on the scene, Crispy and clean,
You can try but then why, cause ya can't intervine!
We be the outcasts, Down for the settle, one play rock,
One play the pebble. open the door,
Ya best belive were slidin through it swiftly.
We can make it Roll with all cuz they roll with me,
Doo Da Dippidy!

So now i dwell just ta say your plainer,
Hold the cup cuz i got the container,
Pass the plate up, cross the fate up,
Black sheep ya play like the Sony, Never the traiter,
Party, And you can get a scoop, lata!
Lets Go Lets Go Lets Go Lets Go!

Who Fuckin Tonight? Who Fuckin tonight?
Who Fuckin Tonight? Oh!Oh! Who Fuckin tonight?
Who fuckin Tonight? Who Fuckin Tonight? Oh!Oh!
Stop Playin, Keep It Movin! Stop playin, keep it movin!
Stop playin, keep it movin! Keep movin movin movin movin!
Hey sing along! Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho!Hey!ho!Hey!ho!
(Ladies! (Hey) Fellas! (Ho) Ladies! (hey) Fellas! (Ho) Ladies!)
Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho! cmon cmon cmon! Sing along everybody now!
[Faith Evans Chorus:] I Never Knew there was a...
All The ladies if your in here,i need to hear y'all!
(Never Had Someone..)
[Ad libs]
Gi girlfriend, its your birthday!
[repeat x3]
Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan!
[repeat x 2]
Crooklyn Clan, crooklyn Clan, crooklyn Clan
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
[repeat x 2]
Crooklyn Clan, Crooklyn Clan, Crooklyn Clan!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Big Shot! Oh!oh!oh!Oh!
You Gotta Rock! Oh!Oh!Oh!
[Repeat]
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Big Shot!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja, though we have never met I think we would be a great couple. Come to San Francisco and see me! We can experience the dizzying heights, the terrifying lows and the creamy middles. Give me a chance. Please.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I play piano. We can jam. You can lay on the big grand piano while I play.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dante, um, I don't know what to say. I live in San Francisco too!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're just going to use this board to talk about the Simpsons (of whom I'm practically a family member, mind), go to alt.tv.simpsons instead.

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.woundedbird.com/felder/6295.jpg

Aja I'd listen to you on guitar.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I live on Mount Davidson, on Mangels Street. Email me where you live.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I was tempted to link you to a.t.s.snuh.

― Leee Marvin (Leee), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe this is fate? You know, if my mom didn't come out to SF to see my grandma, I'd be living in Maryland right now! Maybe Virginia?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i like Aja, too!

― Michael Jackson (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Sean, how's the Elton obsession?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

aja honey, do not email this guy where you live. you don't know him. I strongly suspect he is not 13/14.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

great. Now Aja can't play on ILX.

Just for info...

My maiden name is

MOSSBERG

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't give him your address and don't let him near your unmoderated forums.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

great. Now Aja can't play on ILX.

yay!

once again, a creepy pervert saves the day.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

aw...thank you!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i like Aja, too!

Thank you Eisbär.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Aja as well. I also don't know why people object to the images she posts, as they're pretty much always well-chosen and funny.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There from Halloween. My feet hurt from walking in thoses boots though. They were too big. They were my mom's.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. They're

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am 13. I don't care if you don't believe me.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If you are telling the truth, then we have another thing in common.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

So, will you be my girlfriend?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How can I?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Just say yes.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I've never had a boyfriend.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Nor have I had a girlfriend.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do you want me to say yes so badly?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I want love. I want a girlfriend, and I like you.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

13 year olds say "nor"?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

nor do they have email address like pianoman@reno.com

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if I say yes, it won't really seem like we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

13 year olds say "nor"?

I have.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Sean. Horrible to see you back.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

We're not D.U.M. God!
I play piano, hence my email. Reno.com has free email, too.
Please please please!!!!!! For Dante?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god!! It's Lynskey!! Good to see you again!!
Hi there, how are ya?
It's been a long time.
My but we learn so slow, and heroes they come and they go...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And my name is Dante Evans now. No more Sean M. Hall, in retrospect.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Dante I don't know. I can't really say it unless I mean it. I'd like love too, but the fact that I don't know you is the problem.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you know where Sunnyside Park is? Email me your phone number, perhaps we can talk...?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

If I remember correctly this here is you:-

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/images/pic1.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No, sorry, my mistake . . . it's this one isn't it?

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/images/pic2.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

No! I won't give you my number! Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, it's just, I don't even like to give my friends my phone number.

Do you know where Sunnyside Park is?

No, I don't.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Screw you!!
But I gotta laugh. I'm much more threatening than that. Especially when I haven't had my nap.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What I can't work out is why the second one looks older than the first . . . I think it's in the eyes.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugghhh. If I had a dollar every time I heard the phone number speech.
Oh well. I'll let you think, Aja.
Haha very funny Lynskey.
No really I'm LMAO.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I really should of had a nap today. While I was playing guitar I started to get tired all of a sudden.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ile really is finally as numbing and pointless as we all complained for so long.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

See? If you were my girlfriend we could take naps together! Just kidding. I fall asleep on my piano. I always hit C# with my forehead.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

If I had a dollar every time I heard the phone number speech.

Well I don't know if the other girls meant it. I surely do. I really have this weird thing about phone conversations. I don't really like haveing them, even with family members I like to talk to when I see them in person.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this "grooming" I see before me?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

argggghhhh

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I fall asleep on my piano. I always hit C# with my forehead.

I don't really know how to play guitar. I just got one and I haven't had lessons. I play things I've come up with. I was playing and I rested my head (well more like cheek) on the guitar and I almost fell asleep.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

< span onClick="this.innerHTML+='< embed src=http://www.rollingstone.com/media/assetaudio_old/0/44/4471/737_4471_8_2250_6750_20023_9_3_54.rm autostart=true>'">My message (Click here) [scratch another tag off the list]

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I fall asleep on my piano. I always hit C# with my forehead.

actually i heard dante-cubed always wanted to sleep with A minor

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dante, do you really like me?

actually i heard dante-cubed always wanted to sleep with A minor

That is so wrong!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, that's an ILx hack!! Sean you smart bastard! ILx bans the EMBED tag, but I broke that rule just for Aja.
I'd do anything for love.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone please start a thread about Rimbaud or George Smoot or something.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja, can't you see? I love you. I can tell from your writing alone that you would be perfect for me. Screw Cassie Steele! I love Aja!!!!!! I mean...
I LOVE AJA!!!!!!!

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja, you are aware that he really is a 14 year old boy, aren't you?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes its definitely grooming, a whole stableload.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, that's an ILx hack!! Sean you smart bastard! ILx bans the EMBED tag, but I broke that rule just for Aja.
I'd do anything for love.

What do you mean by that?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i think to prove that dante really is a 14-year old he should post a picture of himself holding a sign with a secret password.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I was trying to impress you with my nerd abilities. What was I smoking? Oh yeah.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It also means I'd risk getting banned for you.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The youth of today
are said to be
a bright future
of Billy Joel
on the radio:

every station
every hour
every single day.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Joel? What a fag.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

He's trying to win your love by HTML coding.

Much in the style of Don Juan.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

and also by homophobic insults, much in the style of Eminem.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Not just HTML, Javascript as well.
I'm just so lonely.
Look who's talking, Jarl.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

a cigarette? neither myself or mr. joel contain tobacco, though we may both cause cancer.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like Eminem.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm lonley too.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

We need each other!
*gets down on knees*
Aja, I have a question. Will you be my girlfriend or at least cyber-girlfriend?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What an unsettling thread.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am creeped out on so many levels right now.

― adam (adam), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/images/don.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

...waiting for answer...started new thread...still waiting...

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS FOREHEAD

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop that!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Not you Dante.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok Baby.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Beavis.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Folks if you'll look to your left you'll se a sad man.

I half expect a picture of me to be posted from Lynskey or Jarl.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sad?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/sadman.jpg

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate Fred Durst!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sad that I have no girlfriend.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll get over it

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh. I've never had a boyfriend and I haven't been sad about that. I have been very sad at times though.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You're only 12, Aja. I'm flipping 14 almost. Girls at my school are afraid of me.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

could someone delete this fucking thread already?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm almost thirteen. Girls at my school like older guys for some reason. They compare their boyfriends' ages.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Jess. It really is getting creepy as fuck.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/19/donjuan_rt.jpg

"Girls at my school are afraid of me."

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Jess. It really is getting creepy

Then don't read it!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It's called destiny. Aja and I are, I daresay...
Manifest Destiny.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I wouldn't be living here unless my uncle came out here, so then my grandma did, and finally my mom took me along with her.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

fun and games are over. where's a moderator when you need one?

aja, please don't post here any more. this isn't funny any more.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If we must we'll take this to email. Somewhere private. Would do you say, Aja?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I don't know. Depends on what you'll say.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

his real name is "chester molester."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to watch my Simpsons DVD. Anatomy of a shark bite is too creepy.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up! Who has a last name like that?

I'm going to watch my Simpsons DVD. Anatomy of a shark bite is too creepy.

I'll tell you what you want to hear. Hear it goes.

That is just absolutly wonderful!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoops. Here.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

:) that you have not fallen into his trap.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

How would you know what phil meant?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't. That's just how I feel.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why but I gather Graham really didn't like Sean M Hall.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 29 December 2003 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is so wrong on so many levels.

I want to comment on something specific, though. Aja, you shouldn't be concerning yourself with "boyfriends" at your age. You're only 12, for heaven's sake. You should be swooning shallowly over celebrities you find attractive, keeping a secret diary, having afternoons where you listen to music while reading rather tame-ish magazines, and just having fun being 12.

(Thus speaks a self-confessed fuddy duddy, BTW.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja is probably a 45 year old man.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the only time I will ever say this.

Orbit OTM.

― Allyzay, Monday, 29 December 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you secretly love me.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja is probably a 45 year old man.

This is the only time I will ever say this.
Orbit OTM.

Well, then. Double harumph.

(Though I see no point at all over creating such a patently untrue identity. Wouldn't be worth the effort, I feel. *shrugs and sighs*)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This Is The Thread In Which I Pretend To Be A Pre-Pubecent Slag In The Hopes Of Cracking Onto Some Other Middle Aged Despo Also Pretending To Be A Pre-Pubecent Slag.

To wit, maybe Aja and this Sean guy deserve each other...maybe.

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wow! i'm glad you really like me!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

now gimme candy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

whats the matter with you people? i think this thread is adorable.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wtf, when did ILX turn into an under 15's dating agency? Oh no wait...

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

If this is like some big cosmic joke that everyone except me understands then I'd like it if someone could email me the punchline (or possibly the build-up) as I am confused and feeling slightly left out. Who's 34? Who's 13? Who's utterly fabricated? WHY?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Wtf knows Nick!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

who fucking cares?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

And who's Sean M Hall? I've been around here a good long time and don't recall that name. Since BurmaKitty has made it clear that Aja is her daughter, I'm pretty sure she's not a fake.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did Burmakitty drop in and say party's over, and then take off?

― Aaron A., Monday, 29 December 2003 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

probably has better things to do

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Who cares? Ex AAD pain in the neck Sean M Hall pops up to declare his love for Aja, who, I gather, likes Dave Grohl. Leave them to it. Take it to email if you must please kids. If this be something which needs censoring then surely it's down to Aja's mother, who, let's not forget, is a semi-regular poster, to take it up with a mod.

(xpost Sean M Hall used to be an HTML happy fuorum destroying troll. These days he's done nothing wrong as far as I can tell)

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How old is he?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he's about fourteen.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Then again, I don't really care.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No me either, I was just curious!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad that it's not just me who doens't know/care.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

like i said, much more brusquely, who fucking cares?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, no one!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

can i submit this thread as my final project for a playwriting class?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Perhaps it should be staged like a Beckett play, with the characters hanging from nooses, or buried up to their necks in sand.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Or typing at keyboards.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey!

If this is kosher, then it doesn't really belong on ILX (though every other pervert and weirdo is allowed to flirt here, so I dunno). If it isn't kosher, then it isn't funny. Aja, presumably you've been well versed in how to look after yourself etc. online, and I'm sure your mum, being aware of this thread, isn't going to let you do anything silly. Mum, if you are still there, maybe a quick post to reassure us that your daughter's under supervision?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(though every other pervert and weirdo is allowed to flirt here, so I dunno).

ow my freakin ears!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 December 2003 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i love how everyone who says they "don't care" just keeps posting

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the ilx way

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really care about having a boyfriend. I never have. The celebrity I like is Dave Grohl. I don't find him atractive though. I like his music and think he's funny. I don't keep a diary, and I don't spend all this time reading magazines. I did one time but that's because the magazine had this whole thing on Nirvana. I am having fun as a twelve year old, but soon enough I will be thirteen.

Aja, who, I gather, likes Dave Grohl.

I don't like him like that.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

On the Users page, Dante-Cubed links to his website, "The San Francisco History Experience." That seemed a little dubious for a 13-year-old to maintain, but if you click on his name ("Sean M. Hall"), there's an About page that says he is, in fact, 13. (And I don't know why he would lie about his age on a site like that.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh cool! We both like to write.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hi Aja!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh cool! We both like to write.

ooh maybe he will get a nekkid foto of burmakitty!

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

No!!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't it a little early for you to be awake?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's almost 8:00. Why, do you pleople sleep in? I don't like to sleep in.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i wake up at 8AM. if i didn't have to go to work, i wouldn't wake up so early.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i love how everyone who says they "don't care" just keeps posting
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...), December 29th, 2003.

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it's the ilx way
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...), December 29th, 2003.

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Haha, which is why we both keep looking and/or posting...

This is now hilarious. I've become desensitized to creepiness now.

ATTN WORLD: GET ON AJA TIME!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I got up at 6:49 according to the clock on this laptop.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Who me?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are you people copying me?!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

~~lady~~ young girl if you have to ask...

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what - last night I was reading the Marquis De Sade passages of The Invisibles - dark, dark, dark.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

So?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

what!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(sigh)

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a marvellous and heart-warming mental image of a huge grin spreading over Tad's face right now.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Well maybe you shoulnd't have bothered making the comment in the first place Aja.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's Tad?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What comment?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!! AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Because you are really annoying when you respond with irrelevant comments & then expect ppl to explain everything to you.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

They do not explain everything to me.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but it's not for the want of you asking!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

When did you start looking and posting on here anyway? Why did you even bother to?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha, ssshhhh now.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i am Tad!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, ok.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

here, aja, here's a cookie puss for you and yer friends to eat:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0827/2.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you gonna ask her if she wants to see some puppies now?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like dogs.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither does he!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Who? Tad?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://worldfootbag.com/magazine/vol-12-no-2/img/record.jpg

― babyjesus, Monday, 29 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

*sniggers*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What does that have to do with anything?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

WHo are you talking to?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"what¿"

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

babyjesus

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

who?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The one who put the last picture.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

When?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

NOBODY CARES ANYMORE!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ONLY R KELLY CAN SAVE ILX NOW

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

On the picture it says, "like a broken record"

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

PLEASE KILL YOURSELF, THANX

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

NO WAY!!!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"how¿"

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"what?" is like the death rattle of ilx.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

How so?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

socrates, junior

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Me?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Who?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

*Game Over*

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

MonolithMonsters: cue announcer guy voice: "the greatest story ever told as set in an unimaginable apocalyptic wasteland!"
Dubplatestyle: haha
SvnRgdTgr: Inspired by earlier in the chat: Ronco Food Dehydratington.
Dubplatestyle: starring GEORGE C SCOTT as GOD
SvnRgdTgr: BRB
hyperfeminine: hahaha
MonolithMonsters: and Jon Bon Jovi as Jesus!
hyperfeminine: !!
Dubplatestyle: haha
Dubplatestyle: yes!!
Epicharmus: And the holy ghost as...
hyperfeminine: Jon Bon Jesus
MonolithMonsters: Harry Dean Stanton as the holy ghost
hyperfeminine: hahaha
Dubplatestyle: the holy ghost will be played by the voice of mel brooks
hyperfeminine: lil bow wow as the holy ghost
Dubplatestyle: "the holy ghost!" "ya heard of me?"
MonolithMonsters: hahaha
Ronan909: the dad from the fresh prince as satan
Dubplatestyle: hahahaha
hyperfeminine: :-)
MonolithMonsters: CUT TO: scenes of car chases and explosions of holy fire
Ronan909: satan aka SUGE KNIGHT
Dubplatestyle: we should just recast the fresh prince as the bible story
hyperfeminine: yes!
Epicharmus: T.A.T.U. as Adam and Eve.
Ronan909: haha
Dubplatestyle: hahaha
hyperfeminine: awesome
MonolithMonsters: HAHAHAHAHA
Ronan909: hilary=mary magdalene
Dubplatestyle: which one is adam?
hyperfeminine: who cares?
Epicharmus: Exactly!
Dubplatestyle: adamo eveington
Dubplatestyle: deffo leppardington
Epicharmus: DMX and Jah Rule as Cain and Abel.
PinkMoosePearl has left the room.
hyperfeminine: wanda sykes has to be in here somewhere
MonolithMonsters: yes!
Ronan909: Ludacris as Moses
Dubplatestyle: "deffo" sounds like bad clown
Epicharmus: No, Moses has to be Steve Tyler.
Dubplatestyle: benzino as pontius pilate
Epicharmus: Or Sting.
Dubplatestyle: eminem must clearly be jesus
Dubplatestyle: or kid rock
hyperfeminine: eww
Dubplatestyle: jesus rock
hyperfeminine: jesus = bubba sparxxx
Dubplatestyle: haha
Ronan909: jesus=R KELLY
Dubplatestyle: YES
hyperfeminine: ronan wins
Epicharmus: Bingo!
Dubplatestyle: THIS CHAT IS OVER
Ronan909: persecuted in his own times
MonolithMonsters: wow!
hyperfeminine: moderator, please lock this chat
MonolithMonsters: end of chat
Ronan909: LIKE TWO SINNERS IN THE JUNGLE
MonolithMonsters: !!!!
Dubplatestyle: i clearly believe r kelly can walk on water at this point
Ronan909: he should have a single "walk on water"
Epicharmus: And turn water into pee.
hyperfeminine: heaven, i need a resurrection
Dubplatestyle: he's got the gift!!
Ronan909: featuring miracle lovah
Ronan909: or someone else you've never heard of before
Dubplatestyle: "feelin on yo stigmata"
Ronan909: haha
Ronan909: crucifixion (remix)
hyperfeminine: haha
Epicharmus: Now, uh, usually I don't like to do this, but...
Dubplatestyle: haha
MonolithMonsters: hahaha
Ronan909: hahaha
hyperfeminine: uh oh
Dubplatestyle: "let's break em off a little piece of the crucifixtion"
Ronan909: this chat just keeps on giving
andrew1nf has entered the room.
hyperfeminine: much like jesus' love
SvnRgdTgr: Andrew!
Ronan909: its like murder she wrote, when you get me up on that cross
Dubplatestyle: haha
andrew1nf: hi hi
Epicharmus: DO YOU REALIZE WE ARE BREAKING ALL OF GOD'S LAWS WITH THIS CHAT?!?!?
Ronan909: we are discussing R Kelly as jesus
andrew1nf: be back in a sec
Dubplatestyle: i must be a gladiator the way you got me playin the field
dallasdeadgirl has entered the room.
SvnRgdTgr: Sam!
dallasdeadgirl: hey kids
MonolithMonsters: there may be a few laws left we haven't broken
MonolithMonsters: let's get 'em
Dubplatestyle: gods laws are nothing in the face of r kelly
MonolithMonsters: hahahaha
SvnRgdTgr: How are you, sweet pea?
j bdules has entered the room.
SvnRgdTgr: I have faith in you guys, btw.
SvnRgdTgr: Hiya Julia!
Dubplatestyle: i would let r kelly do me i think
j bdules: hello
Dubplatestyle: i mean, i wouldnt let him pee on me
Ronan909: this is where the catholic church went wrong jess
dallasdeadgirl: i'm waiting for my damn laundry to finish
Dubplatestyle: yeah somewhere my hand moved away from theirs
dallasdeadgirl: i need to go to ships but it's getting late and i'm getting tired
Ronan909: ships!
SvnRgdTgr: Ooh, laundry day where you're at too, hm?
Ronan909: arr
Dubplatestyle: arrrr my filthy linens need a cleanin
hyperfeminine: i'm doing laundry tomorrow
SvnRgdTgr: Got duties at Ships, hon?
dallasdeadgirl: yes except are stupid fucking machines all suck
Ronan909: swab my stripey tshirt matey
dallasdeadgirl: and someone stole my dryer sheets. :-(
SvnRgdTgr: Laundry. Funnage. Or not.
j bdules: fun to have it done
Ronan909: i am watching the worst programme ever
j bdules: finished that is
Ronan909: it is called
Ronan909: "philly"
Ronan909: an american cop show
Dubplatestyle: once again the minute we turn from r kelly the fun stops
dallasdeadgirl: nah i just need to talk to the bartender about switch ing shifts
MonolithMonsters: stop watching it
Dubplatestyle: !!!!!
Dubplatestyle: wtf?!
hyperfeminine: mmm cheesesteaks
Ronan909: there was just a robbery which involved the line
Dubplatestyle: ronan what is it about?
MonolithMonsters: MMMMMMMM
Ronan909: "HEY STUPID OLD MAN"
Dubplatestyle: if this is an irish view of philadelphia i will die of happiness
Ronan909: and a bust where the cops shouted "get out mr mendoda"
Ronan909: no its american
Dubplatestyle: damn
Ronan909: not mendosa
Ronan909: mendoD
MonolithMonsters: http://www.eatphillysbest.com /images/steaks.gif
Dubplatestyle: MENDOZZZAAAAA
j bdules: is that the one with kim delaney?
Ronan909: i am not sure who she is
Ronan909: it could be
Ronan909: let me try and check
j bdules: the chick from NYPD blue
hyperfeminine: mmm
hyperfeminine: is that italian beef in the middle?
Dubplatestyle: i am hungry now
MonolithMonsters: don't know. it's unidentified
Dubplatestyle: i am tempted to go get a cheesesteak
MonolithMonsters: http://www.eatphillysbest.com /images/mission.gif
hyperfeminine: i'm totally fiending for one
Ronan909: i am starving but i have nothing but cookies
dallasdeadgirl: i had garlic shrimp for dinner
hyperfeminine: *buys the franchise*
MonolithMonsters: i have pumpkin soup in my future. soon to be augmented by garlic knots!
Ronan909: wait i have cigarettes!
hyperfeminine: mmm
Epicharmus: How can you knot garlic?
Dubplatestyle: wait so do i!
hyperfeminine: how can you not?
Ronan909: lighter is downstairs
j bdules: i was just eating bread with pumpkin butter. good stuff.
Dubplatestyle: thank you ronan
Ronan909: thats that
Ronan909: no wait
Ronan909: its here!
dallasdeadgirl: now i want pumpkin empandas. :-(
Dubplatestyle: hurrah!
SvnRgdTgr: Gah, now I feel like eating pumpkin scones with clotted cream.
Ronan909: ah sweet
Dubplatestyle: last night i was so drunk i was using a stick to get my cigarettes across the room without getting up
sucette66: mmmmm garlic knots
Epicharmus: What a pumpkin.
SvnRgdTgr: Sweet tooth = monstah.
Dubplatestyle: i'm like a teamster when i get drunk
Ronan909: i have been out every night for ages
MonolithMonsters: what a maroon!
MonolithMonsters: HAHAHAHAHA
Ronan909: i cant remember much
MonolithMonsters: best saying ever "i'm like a teamster when i get drunk"
Dubplatestyle: i beat up scabs and lay about
Ronan909: R Kelly as Jesus does a rap which begins "I'm like a teamster when I get drunk"
Epicharmus: Fuckin teamsters ROCK except when they don't.
Dubplatestyle: r kelly drives a car like this
Ronan909: i wish i could see what gesture you're doing
Dubplatestyle: no you dont
Dubplatestyle: trust me
Ronan909: oh dear
Dubplatestyle: yes, let me give her cab fare
Iodine999 has entered the room.
j bdules: hi vic
Dubplatestyle: tumbleweed
SvnRgdTgr: Vic!
Iodine999: hi all
Epicharmus: Yo.
Dubplatestyle: WRONG!
Iodine999: i am eating apple strudels
Dubplatestyle: damn too soon
SvnRgdTgr: Apple strudel. Ackage.
SvnRgdTgr: *sweet tooth starts attacking*
Dubplatestyle: i need a drink
Dubplatestyle: i guess i also need a cabana boy since one doesnt seem to be materializing
Iodine999: so...why don't we invite ann sterzinger and spice this up a bit
andrew1nf has left the room.
Dubplatestyle: who the hell is that?
Iodine999: don't you know? the greatest writer in chicago
Iodine999: a member of momus' gang
Dubplatestyle: i dont read
sucette66: gay men live in her apartment building
Ronan909: surely no
Ronan909: t
Dubplatestyle: no its true i dont
sucette66: so she gets to dress fabulously
Dubplatestyle: i never learned how
electrifyinmojo: i pick up the reader just about every week, and I swear i've never seen a byline ...
sucette66: by wearing their castoffs
SvnRgdTgr: Sure, invite Muffin Sterzinger, Vic!
hyperfeminine: muffin?
Dubplatestyle: queer eye for the fag hag
Iodine999: i need her screenname
SvnRgdTgr: *nods* 'Tis what the Valley URL calls her, JBR.
SvnRgdTgr: I thought you knew it, Vic...
Iodine999: if i knew it i would be cybering w/ her already
Dubplatestyle: queer eye for the fruitfly would have been more poetic now that i think about it
Iodine999: haha i cant wait for straight man for the gay man
Epicharmus: Hey, dude, I'm still waiting for someone to show how to care about football.
Iodine999: its supposed to be on comedy central
Dubplatestyle: then you know its gonna be good
Epicharmus: What's the point of the show if there's no fucking involved, though?
Iodine999: yep
hyperfeminine: from the network that brought you "porn and chicken"
Ronan909: chicken n beer
Iodine999: did anyone see that i love my bush show
hyperfeminine: that's my bush?
Epicharmus: From the channel where Jimmy Kimmel clawed his way to the top.
Iodine999: it was pretty lame
SvnRgdTgr: I saw it.
Iodine999: yeah that one
hyperfeminine: it was ok
Dubplatestyle: i love my bush too
Epicharmus: I prefer my topiary.
Dubplatestyle: like a little deer?
Iodine999: does this mean you don;t love your bush ?
hyperfeminine: lawn decorations: s/d
Epicharmus: More like a dolphin.
Iodine999: epicharmus -did the psychiatrist write back yet
dallasdeadgirl has left the room.
SvnRgdTgr: Pergolas are great.
Iodine999: your friendster love-doctor
Epicharmus: My mom killed a large bit of shrubbery my trying to trim to a corkscrew shape.
Epicharmus: No, he didn't.
Iodine999: one of my neighbors had a virgin mary statue in their yard
SvnRgdTgr: I think I know your neighbor, then.
Iodine999: i have nothing to add to this anecdote
sucette66: And of course homosexuals often identify with spinsters or sterile women, because in a sense a gay man is a 'woman' who cannot have children.
sucette66: oh momus momus momus
Iodine999: what thread is that from
MonolithMonsters: i need to take a picture of all the hideous pseudo-Roman statuary the people down the street from my mom have
sucette66: november spawned a monster
Dubplatestyle: "i, momus, am a dickhead" (knopf, fourh edition)
Epicharmus: Oh no. Not Momus on gayfolk, again?
Iodine999: why doesnt he come on chat
SvnRgdTgr: That's a Momus quote, Zoe? I should've known.
sucette66: http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid= 3999654
MonolithMonsters: because he doesn't have the time?
Epicharmus: DID HE, or DID HE NOT finally see my Vice scan?
Dubplatestyle: momus needs to be on the business end of my dick
Dubplatestyle: actually i feel disgusting now
Dubplatestyle: ew
Epicharmus: You'd have to dip it in bleach afterwards.
hyperfeminine: things are that bad, huh?
fogindex has entered the room.
Dubplatestyle: it's either momus or the inanimate carbon rod
Iodine999: he has enough time to post 24/7 ..i guess the rest of it he spends planning his marxist schemes
Iodine999: or posing naked
fogindex: jbdules, you + me = literati.... are you down?
Ronan909: in rod we trust
Dubplatestyle: or photoshopping his dick to the size of a zeppelin
Ronan909: or having some lagers with the lads
j bdules: sounds cool, gygax
SvnRgdTgr: gygax!
fogindex: soclounge12
fogindex: hi!
Dubplatestyle: he's just a regular bloke that momus
j bdules: hi btw
Ronan909: he posts on the sports threads incognito
Dubplatestyle: yes as "nick lachey"
Iodine999: haha the shame of a dandy being recognized on a sports thread
fogindex: i love baseball
fogindex: <= dandy
Dubplatestyle: do you have a lobster on a leash?
electrifyinmojo: i forgot to check in there today
electrifyinmojo: my mind is not on baseball
the minor thirds has left the room.
fogindex: um sometimes?
Epicharmus: Well, I'm gonna go to bed.
SvnRgdTgr: Good night Michael.
sucette66: night night
Dubplatestyle: night mike
Epicharmus: Night all.
j bdules: (i'm in soclounge12 gygax)
fogindex: okay i got a table!
MonolithMonsters: http://www.lavasurfer.com/cer eal-ralston.html
Ronan909: night michael
MonolithMonsters: he took the chat with him
hyperfeminine: awww
Dubplatestyle: he's just that dreamy
hyperfeminine: it's the rectangle glasses
MonolithMonsters: apparently so
Dubplatestyle: it doesnt have that effect for me
Dubplatestyle: i'm defective
hyperfeminine: you're broken
Ronan909: how can it ever soar above the r kelly jesus part
Ronan909: in fact the rest of the year is a write off after that
Iodine999: i feel like i came in after the climax
Dubplatestyle: yeah this is pretty much it
Dubplatestyle: i mean we might as well just drink the kool ain now
msdiceysemantics has entered the room.
fogindex: jbdules = 136, gygax 15 after 4 plays
MonolithMonsters: yeah, i'm all out of blasphemy
Iodine999: hi larcole
electrifyinmojo: i need to go make tacos ..... again.
msdiceysemantics: hi
fogindex: ef me
SvnRgdTgr: Hi Nicolars!
fogindex: two straight bingos
electrifyinmojo has left the room.
Hstencil has entered the room.
Ronan909: hey nicole
Dubplatestyle: nicole do you worship jesus?
SvnRgdTgr: Go J.Girl, go!
hyperfeminine: i'm taking off in a minute too
SvnRgdTgr: 'stence!
msdiceysemantics: ?
Ronan909: it is 4 am almost
j bdules: it's all luck so far though gygax
Ronan909: i should be taking off
Ronan909: but something compels me not to
Hstencil: hello.
Dubplatestyle: it's the power of god
Ronan909: a love for r kelly?
Dubplatestyle: it compells you ronan
Ronan909: yes
msdiceysemantics: The power of Wilmer Valderama.
msdiceysemantics: Ronan's soul mate.
Dubplatestyle: i really am getting obsessed with him as the year drags on
Iodine999: you should be taking off...
Iodine999: taking of your clothes
Ronan909: rowr
Ronan909: R Kelly would make a good santa claus also jess
Ronan909: if you're feeling seasonal
Dubplatestyle: this is true!
Dubplatestyle: also: a pilgrim
msdiceysemantics: He wouldn't mind children sitting on his lap.
Ronan909: a gigantic turkey
Dubplatestyle: can you imagine him in big buckle shoes?
Ronan909: with an apple in his mouth
Ronan909: hahaha
Ronan909: that did it for the mental image
Dubplatestyle: goody kelly
Ronan909: santas head elf
Ronan909: dressed all in green
Iodine999: i like his latest single actually
Dubplatestyle: him and will ferrel
Dubplatestyle: all his singles this year have been ace
fogindex: hi, i'm gonna be logged on but away from the pc... IM me if interested
fogindex: <=gygax!
Dubplatestyle: because he is god
fogindex: <=cyber sex offer for jess and hstencil
Hstencil: please no, Alice is watching.
Dubplatestyle: r kelly's new album "a pilgrims' progress"
MonolithMonsters has left the room.
Hstencil: well at least not watching, she's right here in the room.
fogindex: what are you wearing?
Iodine999: maybe she gets off on watching
hyperfeminine: ok, i'm out too... later kids
hyperfeminine has left the room.
Hstencil: I am wearing a white t-shirt and green jeans.
Hstencil: and flipflops.
Dubplatestyle: bye jody
Hstencil: I did not go see T. Raumschmiere and Ellen Alien tonight.
fogindex: ooooh hstencil i have another thing to send you
fogindex: bye jody
Dubplatestyle: um did mike actually leave then?
Dubplatestyle: or is he just listening in?
Iodine999: he's a spy
Iodine999: he
Dubplatestyle: in the house of jess
Iodine999: has been planted here by ann sterzinger
FatTonyM84 has left the room.
Hstencil: what are you going to send me?
fogindex: it'll arrive tomorrow in your email
Iodine999: his love
Hstencil: oh okay.
Ronan909: a lifesize cut out of r kelly
Hstencil: sweet!
Ronan909: dressed as a snowman
Dubplatestyle: mmmm
fogindex: yes!
fogindex: you're all correct
Hstencil: I need to go watch Seinfeld now. I will see y'all later.
Dubplatestyle: as the plow king
Ronan909: hahahaha
Hstencil: I love you all.
Ronan909: cant stop laughing now
Hstencil: peace in the middle east.
Dubplatestyle: bye bye
Hstencil: word.
Ronan909: bye
Hstencil has left the room.
Dubplatestyle: well it was nice of him to stop by
Ronan909: imagine how he could hit the notes on the mr plow jingle
Dubplatestyle: i wish i'd have had something prepared
Dubplatestyle: hahaha
Dubplatestyle: the spanish version
Dubplatestyle: nothing is ever gonna top the cruicifxtion i think ronan
fogindex: bye hstencil
Ronan909: every scream like a new note
Dubplatestyle: he looks like a lion:
Dubplatestyle: http://www.nccu.edu/campus/echo/archive4 -0001/r.kelly.jpg
Ronan909: jerusalllllllllllem city
Ronan909: a city of justice
Dubplatestyle: testify
Ronan909: he is like the new mr t
Ronan909: after the old one got too lofty and distant
msdiceysemantics: That fur has style.
Ronan909: if he zipped the coat up he would look like he was hiding in a giant dandelion
Dubplatestyle: the old mr t is just too commercial
Ronan909: yes
Ronan909: though he was considered for the part of jesus
Dubplatestyle: i pity the fool who doesnt follow me
Ronan909: until romulus stepped in
Dubplatestyle: etc
Ronan909: yes
Dubplatestyle: haha
Dubplatestyle: ROMULUS
Ronan909: it was hackneyed
Dubplatestyle: my mom might as well kill herslef after that
Dubplatestyle: she'll never top it
Ronan909: in the jesus film he founds the city of rome as romulus
Ronan909: in true hollywood historical inaccurac
Ronan909: y
Ronan909: he also discovers penicillin
Dubplatestyle: does he play both parts?
Dubplatestyle: romulus and remus?
Ronan909: yes
Dubplatestyle: ala the parent trap?
Ronan909: and defeats king arthur and the ninjas
Dubplatestyle: he also single handedly saves a small mining town
Dubplatestyle: frees the slaves
Ronan909: haha
Ronan909: "you truly are the king of kings"
Dubplatestyle: unites the unions with sally field
Dubplatestyle: ben hur kelly
Dubplatestyle: obv the r stands for "Real comedy value"
Ronan909: Rtacus Kelly
Ronan909: yes
Ronan909: we are squeezing this one dry
Dubplatestyle: ronan i think our audience is revolting
Ronan909: we better break them off a little of the remix
Ronan909: although
Ronan909: i wouldnt normally do that
Dubplatestyle: no
Ronan909: come back!
Dubplatestyle: who left?
Ronan909: this chat is like r kellys career
Ronan909: i forecast a boom again very soon jess
Ronan909: heaven send us a hug
Dubplatestyle: well as soon as my boyfriend gets home i'll invite him to play
msdiceysemantics: Chris Ott?
Dubplatestyle: simon trife
Ronan909: the truth comes out
Dubplatestyle: our love is eternal
Dubplatestyle: like r kelly and youngsters
Ronan909: like whoa
Iodine999: weall knew this secret, but we were willing to play ignorant
Iodine999: now we cannot any longer
msdiceysemantics: Like Dawson and his father.
Dubplatestyle: i'm also his father
Ronan909: like chris ott and himself
Dubplatestyle: forget it ronan, it's chinatown
fogindex: hahahaha
Dubplatestyle: hey thanks, we'll be here all week
Ronan909: every day
Ronan909: and night
Dubplatestyle: we live to give
msdiceysemantics: Just like R. Kelly.
Dubplatestyle: i've got so much love to give
Epicharmus has left the room.
Ronan909: r kelly wrote the lyric for so much love to give
Ronan909: hell he wrote the book
Ronan909: and then tore it up again
Ronan909: only to glue it back together
Dubplatestyle: he's actually a french man
fogindex: ronan are you feeling okay?
Dubplatestyle: and american at the same time
Dubplatestyle: ronan's high on life
Ronan909: i am feeling r kelly
Dubplatestyle: he's feeling on my booty
Ronan909: he says hello
Ronan909: the french man was pretty good
Ronan909: were you thinking stereotypical beret
Ronan909: stripey shirt?
fogindex: i am wearing a frenchy stripe shirt
Ronan909: i own one
Dubplatestyle: yes instead of a penis he has a baugette
Ronan909: theres no ette in r kelly
msdiceysemantics: That explains the crust.
msdiceysemantics: I killed the chat.
Ronan909: no its still going
Dubplatestyle: krusty the kelly
Iodine999: once the ignition is in, it doesnt stop. okay there i killed it
Ronan909: r kelly and psalmuel l jackson star in JESUS: REMIX
Dubplatestyle: wow

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

here it comes, aja's awe-inspiring monosyllabic response:

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to start my laundry.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

dyson - i kiss you!
great x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oakland schools reopen January 12

― TOMBOT, Monday, 29 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I go to school in SF. Go back on the 5th.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

aja - when you are in class (i'm assuming you go to school) do you choose to sit right up at the front¿
do you raise your hand at every opportunity to either ask or answer questions¿
do you tell the teacher when other students are misbehaving¿
is the teacher your best friend¿
how often do you get wedgies¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what's really amazing here is how Millar knew when Oakland's schools opened.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to sit up front in my home room. I answer lots of questions, especially in Math, Science, and English class. I am probably the teacher's pet in my home room, not in the other teacher's classes. I do not get wedgies.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

+ why do oakland schools get an extra week off¿

x-post. you lie about the wedgies.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

do you play with magnets in science class?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No I don't get wedgies!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

but do you play with magnets?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

then something is very wrong with the sf school system.
what about swirlies, do you get swirlies¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I go to Catholic school, that's why.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

it's on the Oakland school board website. Yes, I looked it up. I eagerly await Jan 5 and the SF nuns' commitment to education.

I won't be surprised at all if the 5th comes and goes and she's still here though.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 29 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf? Are catholics not trusted with magnets then?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

We're trusted with magnets.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

this board is embarassingly bad.

― peckham rye, Monday, 29 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

do you call yer teachers "penguins"?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

One thing that still bugs me is why Dante initially big-upped Aja . . . if anyone can enlighten me I'm sure I'll be disgusted.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It's because he loves her!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dante initially big-upped Aja

What does that mean?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.singingnuns.com/pictures/sn-valleychorale3.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Not all our teachers are nuns.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

are they nuns with guns¿

http://www.cdp181.demon.co.uk/images/nungun.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://carmelites.info/nuns/ratio%20assembly/nuns%20assembly%202003_5.JPG

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean has a crush on Aja, simple as that mr lynskey. He's in love. He wishes to embed GOTO functions in her pencil case, then draw a heart around them.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, I take back the not caring. I fucking love this thread.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

are they nuns with guns¿

NO!!!

Although...there is one that everyone thinks is ploting against us.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

why would a nun plot against a 11 year old boy¿ what did you do to the poor nuns¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

he called them "jesus's penguins in bondage."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

She graded the papers unfairly. She doesn't know much about our school rules, she's a first year teacher at our school. We don't even really read out of our text and discuss it. Everything she writes on the board is unorganized. She can't even spell "Stephanie"!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

do they slap yer knuckles with rulers if yer bad?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

why would a nun plot against a 11 year old boy¿ what did you do to the poor nuns¿

see chat upthread

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

final year exam
name:

aja

Q1. What is the capital city of Great Britian?
A .

what?

Q2. Who is the president of the United States?
A .

who?

Q3. What ocean seperates North America and Europe?
A . http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/indianocean/ocean.jpg

Q4. I give up.
A .

What?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not stupid. I am the only one who pays attention in class. If I didn't know the answer to the question, I wouldn't raise my hand.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's easy to write the word "why?" but a writer's job is to try out a substantive answer, to explain the "why's" away isn'it? Those who can't should lurk for a year or two til they get it most of the time + find a voice of their own, advancing in the development and maturing of a general culture with online material like encyclopedia, university courses, political material, "classics", google, etc

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja
Q1. What is the capital city of Great Britian?
A . London. (I think that's right)

Q2. Who is the president of the United States?
A . George W. Bush

Q3. What ocean seperates North America and Europe?
A . The Atlantic

Q4. I give up.
A . Oh, I'm sorry you feel that way.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd only give you 1/2 credit for Q2. other than that, you'd get an A+.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

excellent. now if only you can answer ilx posts as well as that....

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you think Q1 is odd?
The "capital of Great Britain?" Is it just my American ears, or should that be "The capital of England?"

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I guess it is weird, but as long as you understand it, you can answer it.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, it's not odd.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you pronounce the capital of kentucky? "LOO-ee-ville" or "LOO-is-ville" or "LOO-ah-ville"?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"loobahihhhhh"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you pronounce the capital of kentucky? "LOO-ee-ville" or "LOO-is-ville" or "LOO-ah-ville"?

I thought the capital was Frankfort?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

but isn't Great Britain three different countries? each with their own capital?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's more luh-uh-ville. hstencil would know.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

AJA IS A SMARTY!! she didn't get fooled by the trick question.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but london is also the capital of all three.

(double x-post)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I suppose, but look at it like the USA. Each state has a capital, but the capital of the US is Washington DC.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i hear it as "loo-ville" (2 syllables) from my KY pals (including the great hstencil).

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That is not the capital of Kentucky.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

in N.C. we called it Loo-ah-ville

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop that already!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.big.or.jp/~shimpset/hakata/img/Clowns.jpg

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's a side question to Q2. Taking Sides: Bush vs Gore.
(and the answer has to be in essay form with an intro and conclusion and three body paragraphs. The thesis sentance has to me clearly stated at the end of the introductory paragraph.)

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I suppose, but look at it like the USA. Each state has a capital, but the capital of the US is Washington DC.

Yes, but Great Britain isn't the USA.

Yet.

― celeste (Celeste), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

do 10 year olds know what a thesis is¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Essay 3#: Twin Santas vs. Wintermute.
Needs a topic sentence and at least three supporting details per paragraph, and must restate main thesis in the conclusion.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Then think of it as Canada. Many providences, on capital.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm thinking,
really hard...

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That's "provinces," Aja.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

what the... wwe have providences¿ on capital¡¡¡
who'd have though i learn so much from an 8 year old¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

that could be very deep.
many providences (many futures, prognostications, divine interventions)
on capital ( that's quite a preposition). sounds uncomfortable.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one capital. sorry about the typo.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

who'd have though i learn so much from an 8 year old¡

-- dyson

wow, soon Aja will be in diapers...

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that could be very deep.
many providences (many futures, prognostications, divine interventions)
on capital ( that's quite a preposition). sounds uncomfortable.

and somehow it has something to do with the WWE

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That's "provinces," Aja.

Ok. Sorry. You know what I mean though. I'm not the best speller.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that's okay, aja. i'm being a jerk. i should go easy you, being 4 and all.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M 12!!!!!!! 12 YEARS AND 10 MONTHS OLD!!!!!!!!!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry. sorry.
i forget how testy a 6 year old can get if he hasn't had his nap.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a girl!!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja, you realize you were just a chromosome away from having the name of either "Clint" or "Gaucho".

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

So were all of you!!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Up on the hill, they've got time to burn. There's no return. Double helix in the sky tonight. Throw out the hardware; let's do it right...

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

2 MORE months and yer 13!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

yer mom should buy you a cookie puss to celebrate yer 13th bday!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No!!!!!!

There will be hearts on everything at my birthday.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you can get a cookie puss with hearts all over it, i'm sure.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

My birthday is Valentine's Day.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

how sweet!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Get a card from everyone.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

but yoooou won't seee meeeee.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh well.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

monkey tail

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What does that have to do with anything?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a choice between monkey tail and courtney love

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Why no courtney?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"How's that case coming along, Tad?"
"Oh, well, uh, I've been talking to a 12-year-old girl on the Internet all morning."

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I am having fun as a twelve year old, but soon enough I will be thirteen.

This is the darkest line on the whole thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently i share my birthday with aja. 17 years earlier, obv

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

that makes you 22, no¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh cool!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Lay off my woman!
Aja this is Dante, I'm using my old account since I can't get in with my old one.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean M. Hall,

What's your address?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Lay off my woman!

Hi! What are you talking about?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

A history of Dante on Greenspun/ILX

Gather round children, for I have a story to tell.

In October 2002 I started my research for my website, The San Francisco History Experience. I was looking at zpub.com, which had a link to a message board on Greenspun.com. I was a poster there, looking for answers on SF History. I also found AAD in November. I thought the people there were just like me: they enjoyed the occasional outburst of craziness. When I posted I didn't even think: I typed in random words about kangaroos and cheese. I introcuced my alter ego, Dante who grew into a moloch of internet proportions. I adopted the name Dante (which caused confusion). I recently gave him a last name, Evans. My birth name is Sean M. Hall.

So the AAD posters moved and someone started a Greenspun wide mess that is only now finished being cleaned up. Mr. Payback, who I assumed was Lynskey posted the same message on all boards. I have a bad temper, and so AAD was lost when Greenspun was cleaned out.

I couldn't get into ILX for a while after; I got a PHP error.
Then I met Aja and it all changed.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry baby.
So we're just friends?
Damnit.

I can't believe I'm stuck using Netscape and my old account. Graham is such a butthole.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

So what do you want me to call you? Dante or Sean?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

My website is too good for a 13 year old?
I did it all myself: the HTML and writing.
Call me Dante.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

If we met would you marry me when we were older if I were some cool rock musician?

Better question: would anyone marry me?

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

So, how do you like this weather we're having over here, Dante?

If we met would you marry me when we were older if I were some cool rock musician?

If I did marry you, it wouldn't be because you're a cool rock musician. It would be because I love you. I'm not shallow.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The weather fucking sucks.
The bathroom and the music studio under construction in my basement flooded.
Someday we will meet...

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like this weather either.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh¡¡¡ aja shouldn't be talking about marrage - he's only 6¡¡¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Although I can make it romanitc...if you catch my drift...

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

And to think I wanted to marry Cassie Steele...I gave HER up for YOU!! LOOK AT HER!.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Marraige! He's almost fourteen.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

he's, lke, 2ice yer age¡¡¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

So tel all your girl friends, you're been-around-the-world friends that you talked to Dante Evans.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE'S 12 moron. Fuck off.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm almost thirteen.

Hey Dante, I have a long thick hair almost like Cassie's.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooooo...
Forgive my drool...
Just stare into space...
picture my face in your hands...
never forget I'm (will be|might be) your man.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are you talking like that?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. I was just imagining you walking through the door...I'm at the piano...You know that dream when people fly in through the window...kinda like that...your hair kissed by the wind...your lips kissed by me...
And I was listening to my Elton John songs.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Please forgive me.

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You are forgiven. :)

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You, know if you want I can lock this thread and we can take our conversations to email...

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't have to lock the thread. You can email me though.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I need to go see a John Waters movie or "Gummo" to soothe my stomach now.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, can I watch the John Waters movie with you? Can we watch "Hair Spray"?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.centex.net/~elliott/menubgs/bev_mike_black_grays_belt_jbugs2_sm2_ani.gif

― Wintermuté (Wintermute), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What is that for?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't you rather watch it with me?

― RSPMJLGH (Piano Man), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure. Do you like John Waters movies?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

do you like GLADIATOR MOVIES?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Not really.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean, please lock this thread.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

then burn it.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

How would you burn it?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I Get A Witness?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

How many computers do you have in your house, Aja?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Three laptops and one iMac. My mom just used Netscape so she didn't have to log me out is all.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Why so many?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, why do you need so many computers?

xpost.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, oh! We also have this other computer.

I don't know why we have so many?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought your mom was going off to get a haircut or something to that effect anyway.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Why wouldn't she have just used one of the other computers instead of firing up netscape anyway?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

they're a family of kitty robots, that's why they have so many computers yo.

yo mom should be called "kraftwerk kitty" or "garynuman kitty" or "autechre kitty" or something.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Would Devokitty do?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I think if I called my mom Autechre Kitty she's punch me in the mouth. And she'd have every right to do so.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i think some wise guy should photoshop gary numan's face on burmakitty.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

must. not. make. bitchy. comment.

Anyway you already told me I had Gary Numan's face for some reason once, you weirdo. We can't have two girl Gary Numans on this board. She's going to have to settle for Jaz Coleman's face or maybe Dave Grohl's face.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i said you looked like gary numan's little sister, i didn't say you had gary numan's face! and that was because you were standing behind some turntables at tracer's party!!

anyway, photoshoppers have at it ... i dream of wires

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd400/d446/d44646vg702.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

All a person has to do to remind you of Gary Numan is stand at some turntables??!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

besides, i can't find any autechre pix on allmusic. i'm sure i can get one, but i'm too fucking lazy.

― alsiuehgf oqa37 a0w38497tb - (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

and while yer searching, can you also find me the us-israeli income tax treaty? be a pal yo!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

25%?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought your mom was going off to get a haircut or something to that effect anyway.

We went to the dentist.

Why wouldn't she have just used one of the other computers instead of firing up netscape anyway?

Because we only have one phone line.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is that?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Why's what?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The phone line thing. It seems kind of gay and stupid to have 27 computers and one phone line.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone still use a phoneline?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I do unfortunately. It's not worth it to invest in getting the cable stuff for this piece of shit.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it slower then my old IBM RISC runk o crap?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

We have four computers (in this house), not twenty-seven. We only use two any way.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Is my computer older then Aja?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, we have five computers (in this house).

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Is my computer older then Aja?

Older than. Not then!!

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

When in 1995 is your birthday again?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

My computer isn't slow at all, it's just really sketchy. The motherboard is going.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

When in 1995 is your birthday again?

Valentine's Day! I was born in 91 though.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Does your mamma know that your giving out your birthday on the inertnet?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

No. But does it matter what day it is? What about when you people have those birthday threads?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what your mother would say about that.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dante, have you checked your email?

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't he supposed to be locking this thread?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

He's having problems.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.scarycinema.com/iconnormanbates.gif

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

What kinda problems?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Check your email again Dante!

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

If you want this sucker locked do you think Erm . . . . or Sean M Hall might be a easier and faster route?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no!

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey I go to Catholic School too! Epiphany School! God we are so meant to be together it's scary.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever, Stan.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

were you touched in a bad place by Father Chester Molester, Dante?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut the fuck up Ass but.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What Ass but?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Ass but?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

but what?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is like the Superbowl of love, isn't it?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What's love got to do with it?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I got 7 women on my mind:
4 that wanna own me
2 that wanna stone me
1 says she's a friend of mine.
Fuck the other 6 I want Aja.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Does 1+2+4=7 ?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dante really loves Aja, Mr. Noodles. How could you question this? They're going to get married one day. They are like Luke and Laura but for ILX.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Whose Luke and Laura? Why can't they be Bennifer?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

4+2=6
6+1=7
A stunning revelation.
Aja and I have proved that people can find love on ILx.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a bigger ass than Aja, ergo Tom and I are Bennifer. Who do you guys want to be? Brad & Jen?

Dante wtf does that even mean.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Quod erat demonstrandum.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

That adds a whole new level of meaning to "break out the Latin".
I'm not looking for a big ass. I'm looking for love and I think I've found it.
Aja is BurmaKitty really your mom?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm suprised this thread hasn't become all about me being gay.
I'm demonstrably not gay. I'm a vibrant heterosexual who loves girls, except maybe when they get their period.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's a bit sketchy innit.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that supposed to mean?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

[huge underage bikini poster removed]

― d k (d k), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It means you're obviously a flaming homosexual, dorkpants.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I doubt that's Aja.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ok - that is NOT cool.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Get rid of images

Fuck you DK.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

It's because of me that the EMBED and SPAN tags are banned from ILx. Wow.
Those pics are really not ok.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations, genius. You started the fucking thread. Go to bed.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This time I had a good reason. Potentially ILx could be shut down for child pornography. All I can do is make the disappear temporarily. It's only 9:23 PST.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"good reason"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You're all fucking cockfarmers and I kind of hope ILE does get shut down for child porn, as unlikely as that is, just to get the morons who actually are falling for this bullshit.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

what's wrong with those pictures?

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this thread as 'I have an ammoniacunt'. Woooord.

― Le Coq #1 (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

minna, are you kidding or something?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

well we all know that the problem with the pictures of burmakitty was that she's not hot, but these girls are pretty so what's wrong?

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

...in which minna reveals self to be scary and is henceforth shunned ....

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/millarkitty.jpg

BK is pretty hot here.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Aja's mom?
She is pretty hot.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we objectified yet?

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja's mom has got it going on.
But I'd rather have Aja. There's something I really like about her, but I don't know what. All I know is I'm falling in love.

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

sean m. hall, you mention on your SF History website that north beach was a relatively quiet area until the 1950s...

do you know where all the gambling and houses of ill repute were in the 1840s-1920s?

have you ever seen/read any of the following noir classics set mostly in 30s/40s north beach:

the maltese falcon
dark passage
lady from shanghai
woman on the run
sudden fear
thieves highway
born to kill
the house on telegraph hill
nora prentiss
the woman on pier 13
shakedown
the raging tide
the sniper
the midnight story
experiment in terror (okay this could be 50s SF)

do you know where all the gay/lesbian and jazz/blues clubs were in the 1920s-1940s?

just curious. your take on SF history is a little strange.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"North Beach does not have much history, there was nothing there for a while. But the overall feel of the neighborhood makes it special."

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

haha! not bad for a zygote!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is going on?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Some nerd's trying to get some action

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with the neo-pedof1l1a?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose it's meant to be funny. HAHA AJA IS 12!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

OK I've only just looked at this thread and really, fuck this.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm locking the thread and deleting DK's pictures. Another mod can unlock it if they want.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Crieky it's like Obi-Wan picking up his light sabre.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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