Dear USA, We are kicking your ass.

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IN HOCKEY!
AGAIN!

WORLD JUNIOR HOCKEY ACTION!

GOLD MEDAL ROUND!

Canada leads, 3 to 1!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

duh.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Canada, you are an asshole.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The USA have not turned the game around. They are foreign devils. They have not won the match with a last minute penalty.

― comical ali (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, the Canadian Comical Ali is Don Cherry:
http://graphics.boston.com/images/daily/07/cherry.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Other canadians should just give up on humor, they will not better Don.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, Savage Steve Austin has aged badly.

(xpost)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still sad that the Don Cherry CD I sent Lara Byrne didn't get to her. She could've made up a good dance to Stompin' Tom's "The Hockey Song".

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That is indeed a tragedy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I sent her some maple syrup as well (which is probably why the package didn't get to her). She could've chugged it while doing the dance.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't chug maple syrup, it's too thick!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

WATCH SUPER TROOPERS!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Air hockey? I live in California, that's the only hockey we know about.

― andy, Monday, 5 January 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

OK but we're still ahead of Portugal right?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 January 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Whoever loses (which will be you, the USA) still gets the silver medal, which isn't bad...for losers!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Don is still better at this.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yayayyyyyyy for ilx keeping me updated when the tsn site is too bogged down¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you ever noticed how many deodorant ads there are during hockey games?
As if a bunch of ad execs got together and thought about it for a long time and finally came to the conclusion that people who watch lots of hockey tend to smell bad.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that and truck ads.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

dyson, you should get a job where they have five TVs hanging from the ceiling. It's like a sports bar in here.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoever loses (which will be you, the USA) still gets the silver medal, which isn't bad...for losers!

Game ain't over til the last bloody nose, Huck.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

fact: the only country that cares about this tournament is canada

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Finland was also pretty stoked.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hosting countries don't count

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the centre ice logo reads "Fair Play...please!"
which reminds me of that guy, y'know, that guy that sucks.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

bah!
yankee imperialist running dogs just scored.
Canada 3, USA 2, 3rd period

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the finns¿ they can suck it - ha ha¡ my finnish ex was so convinced that they had the superior hockey nation and went so far to say we were inferior to the u.s.¡ they lerve their hockey there, tho. too bad they have to settle for bronze, aka 2nd loser - ha ha¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost - fuck. what period is it¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

TIE GAME!
TIE GAME!
TIE GAME!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost, 3rd period!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

we're dead in a shoot out!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

nnnooooooooo

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

8 minutes left!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

in the third

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

that's it, i'm taking over the radio here. hate soft rock anyways.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I need to go out and buy a hat, so that I can eat it.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

also on the menu, crow.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

out of feet are you¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(also, damn Euro clock style, it's was 8 minutes INTO the third when I posted 8 minutes LEFT)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

shoot-out¿ isn't there an overtime period¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know, is there?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know¡
besides fleury is/was a good goalie up intil the 3rd - i'm sure he'll do good in a shoot-out.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

fleury has looked lost all tournament

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but how many times have we choked in shoot-out situations?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ugh, 4, 3 for USA.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i blame you for this, huck.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha

― Nelson (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not the one who jinxed our team through premature boasting = your fault¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Operation Stanley Cup Freedom

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 5 January 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I refuse to take responsibility for my actions = your fault!!!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

There there, kids, shut up. You're BOTH wrong!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i always thought that the US players were just in the college leagues, not the Juniors.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

dear huck

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

oops.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, American buddies! You number one, we number two!
Buddies? Huh, Nafta? Peter Jennings? Insulin?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Whoever loses still gets the silver medal, which isn't bad...for losers!"

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

fine, we'll take out insulin back then!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

SOMEONE DELETE THE THREAD PLEASE

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://movies.go.com/images/photogallery/Miracle/miracle_1.jpg

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. take it back.
speaking of backs, huck
http://www.cliffhangerproductions.com/images/entertainment/murder.jpg
what's that behind you¿¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://movies.go.com/images/movies/m/miracle_2004.jpg

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the way this thread has turned out.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Kurt Russell is cheering the stabbing, I might add.

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what % of the US team plays in the CHL?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

horace for all intents and purposes that puck went off YOUR head

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 January 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Allyzay, Monday, 5 January 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://movies.go.com/images/movies/m/miracle_2004.jpg

BLOW ME HUCK

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

US, RATHER!

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

BUMP BUMP BUMP

*stop ignoring the thread and your defeat, canadians*

― dean gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Why were you Canadians getting so worked up over Jr. hockey?

― Leee Smith (Leee), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, that was going to be funny but I can't rember how to do it anymore.

bah.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Now it is complete.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

die die die die die die die die.
Oh wait, that bugs been fixed.
hehehe whooops. ;)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

what in the hell are you doing¿

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

or not doing that is.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

how old are the junior hockey players? i was thinking this was like little league, but that guy was cute (even though his teeth are all missing, probably)

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I know the youngest guy (some Halifax dude) was 16.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Take this!

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

― Leee Smith (Leee), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tampabaylightning.com/files/attack1024.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

SHouldn't this thread be deleted as it is severely embarrassing to me?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I had forgotten about this excellent thread. Go Canada!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Canada,

You gave us hockey dominance so in return we shall give you back Shania Twain, thx

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, we're taking back Spider-Man, fuckers.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I also vote for the return of Celine Dion, k thx bye.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

We're keeping Neil Young and Neko Case though.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe we can work something out. We'll take back Celine Dion, but you guys have to keep Chandler, okay?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

She should move to Monaco or something. We don't want her back. Pro hockey doesn't really count as far as national comparisons go as Tampa and Calgary have roughly the same number of Canadians on each team. As a former Winnipeg Jets fan I'm having a little bit of trouble cheering for Calgary.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll keep Chandler, but you have to take back Jason Priestly, Keanu Reeves (ha, canadian citizen!) and Alan Thicke.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Margot Kidder - we have enough crazy people.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Like you guys have even noticed Alan Thicke was there in the last 10 years.
Keanu, I think, we'll hold before extraditing him to England where he inevitably will be tried for crimes against John Constantine.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You can Avril and Alanis back, too. Free of charge. And I don't want to see Paul Shaffer around here anymore, either.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember that episode of "Hunter" when Hunter couldn't arrest that Canadian guy because he had "diplomatic immunity"? Fuck that shit, you can't send your crooks down here hiding behind that anymore.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT WHO WILL TAKE WILLIAM SHATNER?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Just try it, Hunter. I work for the Canadian government."

http://www.freddryer.com/huntergallery/7.jpg

man fuck that

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Alfonse Gagliano!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and who will take me?
http://www.familyties-tv.com/postcards/michael2.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

before his hair went white, of course:
http://www.tni.org/images/agagliano.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I call dibs on Shatner for the U.S.A!

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

If you take Shatner I will send in the Cylons!
http://www.fantafilm.it/attori/GREENE.JPG

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.johngary.com/Robert_Goulet.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rodneykelly.com/henning.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/magicians/doug-henning/henning1.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Q:
http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/Alex_Portrait.GIF

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

dead Canadian. This federal election campaign is so dull without Doug. x-post

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Life in general is dull without Doug.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ja-design.netfirms.com/bob_doug.jpg

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have a Natural Law party button. In Doug's honour I am going to put it on my jacket.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, the rate the reform party is promising things, the idiots that fell for the provincal Liberals in Ontario just might swing to Reform and get hosed again.
I'd like to apologize to the rest of the country if Ontario swings to Harper and fools. Not that the other two parties are much better but still.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I appreciate your pre-emptive apology, Mr. Noodles. I realized today that there actually is a (very small) chance of Harper taking this cake home, and it worries me. Not just because of what the consequences of that might be (though mainly that, I mean, these are the people who gave Larry Schneider the Family Issues dossier), but also because of what that means for the general state of the democratic process (which applies no matter the result really): that the private ambitions of one man (Paul Martin) have allowed our fine country to be railroaded. I think in the long-term, no matter what the result of the June 28 polling, Paul Martin could wind up being every bit as disastrous to Canada as Brian Mulroney was.
Not that I loved Chretien, or that he wasn't a petty s.o.b. himself, but really, I'm so sick of these egotists.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll keep this guy.

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/benoit3.jpg

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Thursday, 3 June 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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