I'm thinking of business "buzz" words, but it could really be anything.
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)
My friend at uni used to hate the word "logistics", so i made a point of using it repeatedly during my project presentation. (and probably impressed the examiners)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)
What is the point?!
― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― weather!ngda1eson, Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)
also, "yehyeh" instead of yes.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)
it's the cockney way too innit.
oh god touch base.. my boss uses that and also he says "truth" when he agrees with what people are saying.. he's also googling me right now.
― kan see (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― kan see's boss (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― kan see (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― everybody's boss (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)
- 'Yes, I take that on board' (=Ha ha! I'm not listening to you at all)
― M Carty (mj_c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)
'We need a proper debate before taking action'
― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)
'behoove' really gets me. and 'holistic'. i've used all of these i think, at work, to blind people to what i'm saying. so they have their uses.
― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)
not poncey, but very silly.
'nice' is very possibly poncey, but should be used more often, because, well, it is nice.
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― questionallthings, Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)
That is so unique
Oh that is almost unique
Those two things are unique
That is very unique
I mean something either is or it isn't there is no middle ground.
― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)
too bad they're my job. :(
― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― kephm, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― kephm, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― kephm, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― Phoebe Dinsmore, Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Davel (Davel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Phoebe Dinsmore, Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)
my answer to the orig question is "latest and greatest." like "soup to nuts" it's something that might work once, as a kind of joke to lighten the conversation, but develops into a grating managerial compulsion
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)
I'm very guilty of using all kinds of irritating phrases and words in conversation and that's probably why I hate it so much. I often say ridiculously pretentious things without meaning to, and I can try and pretend it's all done with self-irony, but I don't think that makes me any less of a twat.
― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
PROVERBIAL and other tip offs to poor writing
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― sazabob, Friday, 9 January 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― sazabob, Friday, 9 January 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)
Anybody....what the hell is the origin of it? In what circumstances is it particularly daring to push an envelope?
I have siminar problem with 'cut the mustard', although that one I have been known to use. As mustard is a semi-liquid substance, is it possible to 'cut' it? Why, assuming 'yes' to prev question, would you want or need to? What does the ability or otherwise to do it demonstrate?
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)
Or putting mustard in a cut, which would hurt. And thus prove worthiness.
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)
-- sazabob
Even worse is 'I shit thee not'. And all other Ye Merry Englande-isms.
Literally, especially if mis-used. My best friend does this all the time, I love her like a sister, but it makes me want to strangle her.
― Anna (Anna), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)
Hey! Nichole's really nice in person.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)
It's not really a poncey thing, but I hate it when people use very + superlative. It happens a lot on property TV programmes. Also I hate WOW FACTOR, aaaaargh! Also, I hate people talking about 'property' rather than 'home', implying they have their flat or house for financial gain, rather than so they can have somewhere comfy where they can drag the duvet through to the living room and snuggle up and watch telly.
I am a big ball of hate today.
― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)
Even yet still more worse when it is incorrect: "When thou heareth this..." ARGH! "-eth" is THIRD person singular, not SECOND! (er, isn't it? Should be "hearest", right?)
dog latin: I'm one of the annoying people who says "volksvagen",Well, you should say "folksvagen" :p
― OleM (OleM), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― saza bob, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― saza bob, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)
One of my bosses uses it constantly, and I want to hit him.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― saza bob, Friday, 9 January 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)
Example: "We're glad to welcome Bob Dobbs to the firm. Bob is a ten year industry veteran with a passion for print layout and production..."
"certainly" put gratuitously into a sentence, as in "we'll certainly be able to do that"
― Bnad, Friday, 9 January 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron A., Friday, 9 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Aaron A., Friday, 9 January 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 9 January 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)
prompted by working with a woman who said this instead of "yes", ten thousand times a phonecall, with rhythmic variations each time.
"o-key doke.......okey-dooooooke.......ooooooooooooooooooookidoke, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooookeydoooooooooke, okeydoke, okeydoke, okeeeydoke, okedoooooooooooke".
Like some fucked up mating call.
― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 January 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― saza bob, Saturday, 10 January 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Saturday, 10 January 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 10 January 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)
so do you hate me?
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 11 January 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)
'paradigm shift'
i agree on improper use of 'literally', that drives me crazy. literally.
― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 11 January 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― mei (mei), Sunday, 11 January 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 11 January 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 January 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 11 January 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)
and he wasn't talking about baseball.
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)
i also hate "it's got legs", "run it up the flagpole" etc. bewilderingly i just heard someone use all these phrases in one sentence loudly on a mobile phone. i wanted to kick him repeatedly in the nuts.
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)
How the hell is 'alright' supposed to be poncey, though?
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)
At this time? You mean 'now'? Or have you turned into an American wrestler doing some trashtalking?
― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 26 February 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)
You got it right, Jerry. It's The Ponz though, no 'e'.
― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 February 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 27 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 27 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 27 February 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 27 February 2004 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Ponz (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 February 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 February 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 27 February 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)
Also, my doctor always uses "deviate" instead of "turn". And he uses it 40 times per sentence! It's really annoying.
― natasha lushina, Friday, 27 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― derrick (derrick), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― eddie hurt (ddduncan), Saturday, 28 February 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)
Is your doctor the evil twin of a member of Travis?
I don't know where exactly "eep!" comes from but Calvin and Hobbes et al use it as an exclamation of terror!
e.g. *calvin shows susie a worm susie: EEEEP!!!!!
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)
now Jus on the other hand........
― chris (chris), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)
Hey Mark, we had chicken on our pizza yesterday!
― chris (chris), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)
a-level chemistry warped my mind though - whenever people talk about reduction in cookery programs i have to really remember they're not talking about reducing oxygen bonds in molecules, gaining electrons or something (it's been a while since a-level)
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)
That bugged me when I heard it on the plane the other day. I really would like to know why that's the preferred terminology -- why "now" would freak someone out or prove incomprehensible to certain passengers. Any theories?
Also, why "motorcoach" over "bus"?
― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)
"Jus" is slightly poncey but it refers to something pretty specific; "gravy" can mean a few different things, and I think giving "pan drippings" or "meat juice" a proper culinary name awards it a kind of dignity, makes it all sound less sloppy and haphazard.
― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)
This isn't an answer, only related, but there's a term -- which I can't remember and have been googling all sorts of possibilities for, for months now, to no avail -- for a sort of dialect, a pattern of phrases and constructions which tend to be made by people who are trying to speak in a formal grammar that doesn't come naturally to them. (The idea's that most of these constructions are prescriptively incorrect, and others are just awkward; the term reflects that, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.) A lot of business-speak babble fits into this, and mixing up "of" and "'ve," and so on. It's a couple steps away from the false-Latin perceptions that have would-be pedants telling people to say "cacti," "octopi," and "syllabi."
Anyway, point being, "at this time" is one of the constructions -- whether it's because stiltedness comes off as more correct, or "more words more better," or because "now" slips through the grammatical filter because it's one of those words that doesn't fit easily and obviously into the parts of speech as they're usually learned, I don't know.
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Amity (Amity), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― Amity (Amity), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)
today I learned "grellow" and I hate it, not because it is unnecessary (grey + yellow) but because it sounds disgusting. Grellow. It sounds like a cross between grime + tallow or a disease you might catch from a sailor's whore in the south pacific.
― remy bean, Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)
I can't picture what this color would be! Along those lines though - "geige" grey beige.
― (。◕‿‿◕。) (ENBB), Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
greige even
― (。◕‿‿◕。) (ENBB), Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://mydesigndump.blogspot.com/2010/07/grellow.html
― remy bean, Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:53 (fourteen years ago)