Is it cool being a lesbian or does it mean a long period without sex if you can't get your periods to co-incide?

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And it must mean you KNOW how good looking you are from, like, birth - right? But if you have, say, five day periods and your partner has the same that's only twenty days a month for HAWT groping and if I was a lesbian, right, I'd want more than that!

Any ILX lesbians around?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

My threads are so damn good sometimes I surprise myself.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

it would certainly depend on the degree of menstrophobia...

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― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

calum, women can have sex when they are menstruating.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT is Jess Franco's finest ninety minutes.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/780000/images/_783891_costner150.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon, this is ILX. Animate them fuckers.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

My home computer is a bit like the Kevin Spencer of computers.
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― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 9 January 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

wow i hate you so much.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no problem, C-Man, just your ignorance. All you have to do is close your eyes and think "Sweet and sour pork, sweet and sour pork." Delish!

― Hongro Hongro Hippie, Friday, 9 January 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, what the hell? Why spam the boards?

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Lucy has somewhat answered your question, Calum. You should also know that the cycles of women who live together or spend a lot of time with each other usually fall into sync with one another. Finding a lesbian couple whose periods do not coincide is pretty rare.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, you are a man of patience. You realize Calum won't care, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"patience"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Who hated the fun on this one?

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Di said exactly what I thought when I saw this thread. Who says you can't have sex with someone who's on their period? Certainly has never stopped me. . .

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i pity the fool who is put off by sex during menstruation

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex and menstruation don't really mix well for me. I just don't like the way it feels.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(ie menstrual discharge is of a much lesser viscosity to vaginal fluid, and the difference is really obvious and makes me think of blood. I don't really like blood.)

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray for moderators that cut the costner.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i once laughed someone right out of the bedroom for freaking out about my period.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

No one should be fearful of the occasional clown face.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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"RETURN MY IMAGE TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not very nice, Lucy. It just irks some people.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(I am intrigued but not convinced by the strategy being attempted here, mod-wise.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(There's no strategy, Ned. I'd cull any image spamming by anyone on any thread.)

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't bring people home from the pub to mollycoddle them.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(I actually wasn't talking about that! I was talking about what seems to be your 'if I talk about it flatly enough C***m will give up' approach.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not very nice to be irked by a natural aspect of the human body. How would you feel if a person you were bed with freaked out over your ejaculate?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 9 January 2004 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Lucy, I guess put in that context it makes much more sense.

Ned, Calum becomes a great deal less offensive when his threads are full of people who disagree with him. If they were just left as is or deleted it might feel as if there were unspoken legions of folk who support his viewpoints. As it is, there are none.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum becomes a great deal less offensive when his threads are full of people who disagree with him.

Hm, I can't see it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

How would you feel if a person you were bed with freaked out over your ejaculate?

I've known this to be the case, in certain incidences.

Note that I've not used the term 'freak out' myself. I've never freaked out because of a woman's period, I've many a time had sex regardless. It's just that given the choice, I would rather not have sex while my partner has her period.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Sam, while you seem to be completely at ease with every natural aspect of the human body, you're not being very forgiving for the vast majority who are not.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

some people do freak out when they see blood and have a general aversion to it though.
I'm surprised that girls AREN'T freaked out by ejaculate.

xpost

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i'm just wondering why it's so odd for me to be a little put off by removing my dick from said vagina and having it be covered in something that looks like blood. i'd find it hard to make the distinction at that moment between real blood and menstrual fluid.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, these days i'd probably fuck an open wound if presented to me, but for arguments sake.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

but fiddo you're a fellow conisseur of the anal arts, how is blood worse than poo?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm female and I'm not all that comfortable with sex during my period. Just how I feel, and its not because I think its dirty or wrong, I just get so distracted by the idea I'm making a huge mess it puts me off.

Plus, I often feel way too crappy for sex at such a time.

On an aside, Andrew has a good point, engage C-man neutrally, ESPECIALLY when he is obviously trolling like this and the porn thread, and you diffuse the stupidity. How can he play troll boy if everyone actually takes the questions seriously? I mean look, he's gone all quiet...

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd likely have gotten a knee in the chest *before that* if it *weren't* menstrual blood...

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that was xpost to jess

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh blood is no worse than poo, but i make it a habit not to fuck a girl in the ass if she's eaten a big mexican lunch.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

As a guy I see poo a lot more than I see blood, hence blood has more of an effect on me than poo.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus god man , spare us!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I suddenly feel all squeamish hehe.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, i really find sex way too messy as a whole. the sooner we're all transplanted to cleanly operating humanoid replicant bodies, the better.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i suppose my ideal pornography would be something like a kraftwerk album cover populated by fat girls.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

your ideas are intriguing to me

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

well, we killed this one dead

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Interesting a thread abt lesbian sex went rather rapdily to anal sex, and then er... robot sex.

I wonder what this says about ILX...

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

OOOOOOppppppppssssssss!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

we are the robots - dit dit dit dit!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Beeyotch, now that'll be stuck in me head all day ;P

Still, better that than Men at Work.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Sod having the thread locked! Why can't we have have Calzy-walzy locked up instead?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i think andrew is tres *sexy* when he locks Calum threads!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

res ipsa loquitur:

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jerusalemeverything.com/images/moses_small.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

if the thing speaks for itself, i can't understand what it is *saying*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Moses and Rudolph earn their red wings

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs away*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, why do you think rudy's got that shit eating grin? besides, the real pervert is the elf!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ooh, you saved me some!"

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even want to think about what just happened here:

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― may pang (maypang), Friday, 9 January 2004 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, what the hell? Why spam the boards?

The difference between Swans and Mr Costner diddn't seem like a big leap. Swans, Putneys and even HSAs were all acceptable in the past. Now that we have to put up with Callum's noise he can put up with some of ours. Of course, the BBC might mind the image leaching but they're generally agreeable folks.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

c-man's threads are 90% spam/deliberately inane wind-ups surely (not sure about this one)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

This is deep thought 101

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ah one of Silly Sailor's better catchphrases

― Disgruntled Goat(fucker) (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Disgruntled Goatfucker is the best name I've heard in a while

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

as if there wasn't enough lezzing up on this thread already ;)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Period sex - yucky. Andrew OTM.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor Andrew.

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that means it wants to mate with you, Andrew.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

>"if the thing speaks for itself, i can't understand what it is *saying* "

Moses.. Red Sea.. Parting..

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey I explained that! Get yr own jokes!

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't sex able to ease menstrual cramps?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No correction needed.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind having period sex, but my girlfriend does, so c'est le vie.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, allegedly orgasms (not "sex") relieve cramps, but I say that's a big fat lie.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously. An orgasm in the last days of PMS right before the breaking of the seal sets off ungodly uterine pains in me. And the thought of an orgasm while I'm suffering cramps is enough to make me throw up. I'll take a rain check.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

But to answer the first part of the thread question -- it's way cool to be a lesbo.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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― K-Man, Friday, 9 January 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

How do I secure being reborn as a lesbian?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

But not a butch one, mind, with thighs that can smash bowling bowls. I want to be one like you see on them Channel 5 movies - all blonde and chesty and sexy like.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

with yer karma, yer more likely to come back as a rectal pubic hair than as a lipstick lesbo.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, Jeanne, I thought I was the only one! (Er, in regards to the cramps thing.)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh hell no. It's like torture, ain't it?? You succumb and pay the price BIG time.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 9 January 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you get mad like me when you see those Magic Wand or Good Vibration ads claiming 'Cures Cramps?' NONONONO

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, vibrator, schmibrator, gimme a goddamn heating pad.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaa!! Definitely. I rather take a nap.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 9 January 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

[[furiously taking notes in preparation for the day he actually gets the opportunity to sleep with a woman]]

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 9 January 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sex - yucky. Andrew OTM.

-- C-Man (cma...), January 9th, 2004.

― sym (shmuel), Friday, 9 January 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I've no onjection at all to sex during the woman's period, but the large majority of women I've been involved with haven't wanted sex then. Another one did, but only in the shower.

Can anyone remember who sang the lines "I know you think that it's a drag / To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag"? I keep wanting to say Lolita Storm, but I'm pretty sure it's older than them.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

yeastie girlz

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

worst joke ever, period

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on, that track "You Suck" they did with Consolidated was awesome!!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

We used to put it on at indie discos - guaranteed floor clearer every time.

We often have sex during my wife's period, and sometimes just before. In answer to the Q above, She says it can make the period cramps a bit easier (she gets them bad sometimes) but not always. Going by the responses above, it's obv a very ymmv thing tho'.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

To answer the original question - yes, it is cool being a lesbian.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

straight from the horse's mouth

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Body fascist.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

but it's even cooler being bi-sexual

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 January 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

cool if ur young, single & reasonably good looking. Sometimes not so cool & very frustrating if ur in a long-term, stable monogamous relationship, FWIW.

― logged out again, Friday, 9 January 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

oh blood is no worse than poo, but i make it a habit not to fuck a girl in the ass if she's eaten a big mexican lunch.

― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

i suppose my ideal pornography would be something like a kraftwerk album cover populated by fat girls.
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, January 9, 2004 6:14 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

has anyone here earned thier redwings?

― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

dan perry has a story about that somewhere in the archives

― max, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

I found out some friends had a fundamental misunderstanding of what "red wings" meant, and this misunderstanding even exists on sites like urbandictionary, although it looks like the first few entries are correct, now.

― mh, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

they also give out purple wings?

― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

...Purple?

― HI DERE, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

DEAD!

― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

double redwings ftw

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 7 December 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

― chaki, Friday, 7 December 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

menage a blahh

― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Shame Calum died before Beth Ditto became a celebrity

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 7 December 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

― youcangoyourownway, Saturday, 8 December 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

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