Defend the really indefensible: the Nazis

I like Hogan's Heroes. That's probably about it.

http://www.counterpunch.org/cockburn01102004.html

They also taught us all a lesson which we will not soon forget, I hope.

Nazi regalia = useful props for bdsm scenarios perhaps?

"The Producers" is very funny in places.

Didn't they do a few socialist-type things, like building holiday housing for the working classes on the North Sea

I don't know about that, but I do know that the sublime Wanda Jackson song "Fujiyama Mama" went over huge in Japan in the 50s and it the immortal lyrics:

I've been to Nagasaki, Hiroshima too!
The things I did to them baby, I can do to you!

'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!

I drank a quart of sake, smoked on a pipe!
I chased it with tobbacy and then shoot out the lights!

'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!

Well you can talk about me, say that I'm mean!
I'll blow your head off baby with nitroglycerine!

'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!

Well you can say I'm crazy, so deaf and dumb!
But I can cause destruction just like the atom bomb!

'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!

I drank a quart of sake, smoked on a pipe!
I chased it with tobbacy and then shoot out the lights!

'Cause I'm a Fujiyama Mama and I'm just about to blow my top!
Fujiyama-yama, Fujiyama!
And when I start you up, there aint nobody gonna make me stop!

One could suggest they helped to hasten the end of colonial empire.

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Can't see the director saying, "Thank the Nazi regime for my this award", if he/she ever plans to make another.

I still have no idea what Dan Perry means.

Goebbels tiptoeing through the daisies with the Sisters? There's a blockbuster screaming to be made.

BTW Nichole was that joke meant to be funny?

Scary when black men have an easier time with Hitler and co and they would in the (then) segregated South.

http://dc.indymedia.org/media/all/display/17011/index.php?limit_start=24

Has anything good been written about this?

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A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

Defense of the Nazis: Some of the architecture was amazing, and built to last forever.

And yeah, those SS uniforms were pretty smart (designed by Hugo Boss, BTW).

Given what they used the trains for, perhaps this wasn't the greatest thing.

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

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only joking you darling fascist bully boy

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html#more

Honszlynn?

Hinler FTW

Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year.

comments are disappointingly sane

spoke too soon:

Posted by Krackerman on 12/14/08 at 8:15AM
why is the kid named after him to begin with are they racist biggots or is there some family heritage. I tend to believe they are white supremacists so Shop Rite made the right choice. Matbe The Express could find out more info this article is stupid without info I could do a better job reporting.

That is a pretty clever way to ensure your children grow up to be white supremacists just like you were, considering they will be lonely and ostracized and probably not begin many friendly unproblematic relationships with non-Christian and non-white people.

they were allowed to call their kid Adolf Hitler in the first place!? Wouldn't have happened here. heck you can't even use a "sur name" as a "2nd name" if i am making sense :)

would these names count as child abuse? serious question

this is america, you can have any retarded name your parents desire

^^^^^^ this works on a lot of levels, btw

"No, you don't understand - 'Adolph Hitler Campbell' is the name of my kid!"

i mean ensuring that your kids grow up to be marginalized and fucked up, barring any sort of incredible strength and smarts they might intrinsically have that would allow them to break free of their parents and history and likely miserable childhood...that would seem like abuse. but i guess n/a is right.

oh i was just responding to Ludo, who i assume is some kind of godless socialist

regarding orginal topic: IF the nazi's wouldn't have killed all the jews/gypsies/gays etc. Then their war skills would've been pretty impressive i guess. + Hitler's nation building getting from the gutter to a super power in only 10 (?) years, that's not an easy task either.

oh i was just responding to Ludo, who i assume is some kind of godless socialist
indeed..

We tend to take a pretty severe slippery-slope approach when it comes to personal child-rearing freedoms, but on the off chance that those children aren't home-schooled, I get the feeling their middle names will be suppressed like hell in a feckless bid to preserve mental health they don't have much of a shot at either way (and one of them will still be named Honszlynn). The problem is that while they're young and raised by parents like that, their names are going to be the least of their problems: they could be named Sue and Jane and Karl, they're still going to have some jacked-up ideas about the universe that they have no way of understanding are jacked up.

http://i33.tinypic.com/1z30z9f.jpg

i hope one day she marries a nice jewish boy

They just had to give the poor kid a mullet, too, didn't they

totally fucked from the start. :(

i like his sweater though. what's that.. "thing". :)

nazi in disguise

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbel
Massive lol at this name

Well, my daddy left home
when I was three
and he didn't leave much
for Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake

guys, false alarm. the parents are not racist, they just like how the names sound.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

^^this is beautiful

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

dont get how this is physically possible

this dude is trolling using his own kids

what's up with all these terrible-looking nazi movies lately?

good
defiance
the boy in striped pajamas
the reader
valkyrie
...more?

schindlers list, am i right

i mean like in the last 6 months. nazis are so hot right now.

Well, this is from an impeccably left-wing source, Alex Cockburn:

http://www.counterpunch.org/cockburn01102004.html

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, January 12, 2004 5:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ lol young idiot

As Jesus said, "I am here but a little while; the Nazis you shall always have with you."

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/01/01/man_shot_by_police_was_german

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=18028385

Dressing up as a Nazi and firing blanks on NYE is a good way to get killed apparently.

I get "D'oh! 404 Error We're sorry; the page you're looking for does not exist." on yr first link :(

http://slog.thestranger.com/seattle/Home

should be top story

the story got reposted so the permalink should be /01/02 instead of 01/01 but whatever

Thanks. The date has changed to 2009/01/02 on the URL, that's why it wasn't working. xpost :)

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't die

Some of them had very nice haircuts.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0107/breaking57.html

Hitler-mocking dog 'enraged Nazis'

they were pretty stylin' tbf.

Well, many of them were wearing Hugo Boss.

Certainly a fave concert for me was in the winter months leading up to the Gulf War II, Grant Hart was performing a pitiful dive bar in Chicago and started his set by saying, "at least the Nazi's had cool uniforms" - I think I was the only one laughing ...

In Trump's defense, in the thirties the US government did believe there were "moderate" Nazis, who were led by Hitler pic.twitter.com/BqSIUcOdnI

— Jon Schwarz (@tinyrevolution) August 15, 2017

reasonable adolf hitler

Hitler was quite a progressive in terms of animal welfare, just not much of a "people person".

the "radical" wing referred to is i assume the strasserite wing* of the nazi party, which was ostensibly hostile to capitalism and advocated the toppling of business and social elites: part of the (all too successful) purpose of the night of the long knives -- a manifestation of the "very definite struggle: referred to -- for hitler was to purge this wing and make himself more acceptable to orthodox conservatives and business leaders (gregor strasser was murdered in the NofLK) (his brother otto -- arguably more the architect of this line of thinking? -- was more ambivalent abt the party, only joining in 1925 and expelled in 1930, it which point he fled germany for czechoslovakia)

this fragment of US analysis does more or less channel the (wildly mistaken) position that von papen and von hindenberg took in 1933, that they would be the puppetmasters controlling hitler

*(both wings were of course committed to mystical nationalism and anti-semitism; and both wings were violent, too; i suppose you could argue the hitlerite wing was more treacherously effective in this instance, but i don't see that that lets strasserism off the hook)