ilx valentine's crushes!

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celebrate this holiday the way nature intended.send cupid's arrow to a stranger on an internet message board. let's hear it!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

im gonna give a shot to .. uhhh ... myself

― ol deany! bastard (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I HEART YOU SELMA BABY!@

http://www.healthrocker.com/images/recpg.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care what they say, you always put a smile on my face sweetheart...

http://www.georgewbush.com/images/gallery/19.jpg

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

since when was valentine's a holiday, If I don't get aday off work it's not a holiday, I realise it's on a saturday this year but that doesn't count especially as I will be at work, bah

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually fancy an ilXor and they don't know it, but this is a joke thread, right?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

do with it what you will, charlieno4. it is your plaything.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

my browser only loaded the top 10% of that pic, but i somehow knew who it was from the telltale sandy mop and leathery skin.
also the halo of pure evil.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

do with it what you will, charlieno4. it is your plaything.

well in that case...dear mystery ilXor whom I've only met twice, briefly, in beer. you're lovely!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks Charlie!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, Scarlett, Kirsten -- either of you -- you rewl. *blushes*.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

getcha hands off my women muthafuckaaaaaaa

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't mention it, Stevem. No really, don't...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone here want a go with Nutty Nigel then that's fine, but you'll have to wait til the wife's out, and don't expect seconds. I get bored easily and don't life effort. But if you want a quickie, pop round.

― Nutty Nigel (Nutty Nigel), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

worst pseudonym evah!

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Again a worthy addition to any thread!
x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.warbycollectibles.co.uk/media/MeToYouBearStraightFromHeart.jpg http://pagina12.feedback.net.ar/fotos/futuro/20030301/notas_f/luna.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

er
http://www.warbycollectibles.co.uk/media/MeToYouBearStraightFromHeart.jpg http://pagina12.feedback.net.ar/fotos/futuro/20030301/notas_f/luna.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually only lurk here, but if it were any of you it would be Nickalicious or Alex in NYC...

― Sophie, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

aw...I'm actually blushing, wtf? Thanks sophie!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, yes, me too. I think my boss is wondering why. I feel about 14, back to lurking.

― Sophie, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

awww bless them!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Rah for Sophie, who surely is cool. Post more! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

*nods* (don't be scared sophie!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Aww

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of the many women on here who I think are wonderful and have some sort of crush on (in a 'don't worry I am not going to make a pass way', honest), in alphabetical order to avoid indicating preference: Ally, Anna, Archel, Carey, Cis, Colette, Dee, Di, Emily, Felicity, Geeta, Hanna, Jewelly, Jody Beth, Julia, Kim, Laura, Lixi, Luna, Mandee, Mary, Maura, Melissa, Minna, Rosemary, Sam, Sarah McL, Teeny, Trayce, Vicky. I expect I'm forgetting some, and I'm not including ones where I've not seen a picture. It's extraordinary how many lovable women we have here. I would start listing men, but I can imagine some of them being even more uncomfortable than the women probably already are, so I'll stop. I also won't say to whom I will probably send an actual Valentine...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Starry Sarah, Hanna, Caitlin, Sam, Colette.

There, I did it.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I'll be crushing on any of you guys - I've already forgotten what you FAPPers/clubbers look like! Kidding. But seriously, I renounced crushes for ~~life~~ Lent, as every one I've ever had has been completely unattainable. And that's before I mention the celeb crushes (Kirsten was no.1 for a year, pretty good run). However, Val's Day is some sort of national institution in Ghana; consequently, people keep asking me if I'm hooking up with anyone and if not, to do something about it. I'm just gonna stay in bed!

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If you phrase that correctly, Barima, people will stop asking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the pinefox

― not telling, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.oakridger.com/images/021299/valentine.jpg = http://www.thewayfarer.org/newslog/imagenes/story.red-wine-glass.jpg +http://www.cnn.com/FOOD/resources/food.for.thought/sweets/history/dark.chocolate.bar.jpg

-alicious.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"You’re fit but my gosh don’t you know it?"

― obscurity knocks, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, how is that heart the diagrammatical representation of a migraine?

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh. (To Ned)

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://youyesyou.net/welove/jpeg/bear.jpg

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

these are the things I can't tell my sort-of GF....

I think I like D. Leone for two reasons: a) I dated a girl named Dominique in college who was awesome and loved good music, and b) DL is a great writer.

Plus the name Dominique is just a great name.

that is all
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/08.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://youyesyou.net/welove/jpeg/kidney.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, you know that Dominique is a dude, yeah?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

and that he's all mine?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

still haven't seen my name here. Lay-Deez, reprazent tha Huck!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I always knew I was gay

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

suzy!

― ghhhh, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wellsgray.ca/huckleberry.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.marambio.aq/opprel/imagenes/luna-69.gif

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mindspring.com/~cksargent/rosemary.jpg

― notgonnasay, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(You didn't give me enough time)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pyrzqxgl.org/dean.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Steady, boy, steady....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Learning to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE yourself...is the GREATEST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE..."

― Whitney's Coke Habit (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Warbled in the off-key of high A

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.chicagohs.org/treasures/gif/6stvalnt.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Now there's my idea of a valentine's crush.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's stylish.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a crush on Cornelius - Drop (tusen takk rework)

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/orange-crush.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc000/c054/c05440chat3.jpg

(might as well add to the fun)

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Spunky...and apt. (Was gonna say something else, but dialed my Quip-Meter way down)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That Dean photo is scary. He should have challenged the other Democrats to a steel cage match for the nomination.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

happy valentines day justyn

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheap and Easy! ;)

http://huldra.evang.priv.no/nudler/mrnoodle_oriental.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

hi RJG

; )

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Gygax!!&@*!Y

― Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheap and Easy! ;)

Not only that, simulated!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Havin' seen some recent pics, I'ma send out a valentines yoohoo to Dyson and Nick Dastoor - y'all are too damn cute dammit.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Dyson's a slag

;)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahah :D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I am also a slag.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

true, true

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

we're all slags, in our way. Let's reclaim the term.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, isnt the fact yer slags a good thing if the laydeez are crushin' on you?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin, if I ever have the opportunity to meet you in person, please remind me that I owe you a hug. You're sweet!

Hm. As for me. Crushes? Dear sweet Jesus, I don't want to actually have one, or at least have one the way I had that last one. But I've, um, found some new pretty boys, and, um, I'm just concentrating on thinking they're pretty boys. I've noted that crushes always seem to work out to my disadvantage, so I'm not going to go down that route, but I will look at pictures of pretty boys, pass them down, and giggle over them as if I'm 13 and am looking at an issue of Seventeen magazine. (Even though a tiny part of me still holds out hope that there's someone out there for me, for real. Granted, this is the more naive aspect of myself, but still.)

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

you can tell just from that picture¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah Dys you totally look like a slag ;) (j/k)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I really am dying for a scoop.

http://www.baskinrobbins.com/treats/images/right_prod_img_flvorlist_5.jpg

― Spoony, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually only lurk here, but if it were any of you it would be Nickalicious or Alex in NYC...

Crikey! Well, cheers, Sophie. I feel obligated to mention that I'm married and about to be a father (excuse me a moment whilst I scream in terror), but `tis exceptionally sweet of you. And for that, let me present you with this album cover by early-90's Chicagan noiserock also-rans, Flour, if only `cuz it looks dead cool and fits the occaision:

http://www.southern.com/southern/band/FLOUR/pics/17446L.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

of course my valentine crush is Bam Margera.

And the last two lucky boys I've slept with.

and ilx-wise i'm feeling a bit crushy towards nickalicious and luna.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

notgonnasay, is that what I think it is?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i crush your posts:

jack cole
gygax!
oops
kenan
dee
ipso facto

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i <3 u catbus!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, I didn't type "and what the fuck is a failure, orbit, you fucking bitch? tell me right now or I don't know what I'll do."
-- RJG (r_gillander...), February 11th, 2004 8:08 PM. (later)

I heart RJG.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

you people are just plain assholes.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

orbit-bashing is soo 2003

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

by orbit-bashing, I assume you mean orbit bashing.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I figure with the accelerated life cycles of threads on ILX, the orbit bashing was due for a comeback right about now.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I Crush You All, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Stupeed Humans.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Dean (Howard)is soooooooooooo hot

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Flour was a Minneapolis dude, wasn't he?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep. Still is, as far as I know. I haven't seen him in a while, but he's been known to hide out.

― Chris K (suzy), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

rosemary: according to the gif title, it is indeed.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

PS I am not notgonnasay

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Your all a good group and wish you all HAPPY VALLENTINES DAY on the 14th! wannbmyvallentine? Guess who!

― Cupid, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

PPS I crush rosemary

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

HI EVERYONE.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Markelby crushing everyone?

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

With his rakish wit?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the only one for me:

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/m/o/hds/monica_potter.jpg

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

who is that? jude law's new gf?

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, now that I can fruitfully crush on people for the first time in years, I am wasting mine on the woman with the Geordie accent on 'The Archers' who enlivens my lazy Sunday mornings so. And I don't even know what she looks like! :(

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG and N.

AND

Jess and Trife

― Saskia, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

JtN, You fancy RUTH ARCHER!?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I listen to 'The Archers' as an abstract piece of sound art accompanying my hynopompic slide into consciousness, so I don't know any of the character's names. But I guess you are right! Dave Moore, for one, cannot believe I like the woman.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Jerry, she looks about three feet tall, if you want a picture to go with the voice.
(I've linked it in case it puts you off)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Finding out what she looks like has merely worsened my condition.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/archers/images/variety_tim_flick.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rochester-citynews.com/binary/1845-317-1/grella---4.16.03.jpg

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

JtN, what is it that you like about her?

I have not listened to that programme.

― the beebfox, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

She has a Very Attractive Voice. (Clearly I am out here on my own in this opinion.)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Jude Law's actual girlfriend:

http://sp.fotologs.net/users/m/4/j/_/d/n/m4j_dnb/my_photos/2003/09/25/1064472186.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If that's a picture of Sadie smuggo Frost, I have only one thing to say to you Mr NYC: RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I doubt it is and anyway - Alex wasn't saying he fancied her (look upthread).

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

No, that's Sienna Miller, and I didn't post it as a crush --- if you'll notice in my caption above the pic -- but rather as a clarrification.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops, my bad.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

does this mean trife and i will finally, really get to use the "i like to fuck em in the ass while he beats up the pussy" line

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ummm...jeez!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry)

most blatant lie ever posted on ILX

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Trife would have to stand on a chair, though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

it feels so good getting that out of my system

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yeh it's been too long since your last anal sex reference hombre

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i will admit there's been a pattern of late

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that pattern being: jess doesnt get laid, jess posts inane buttsex jokes to ilx

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

though, on the evidence, that was happening even when i was

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, my ilx crushes are rjg and saul williams, as always

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

When Jess is tired of buttsex jokes, Jess is tired of life.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

and an angel loses its wings.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

now someone put that on a shirt.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.luckyface.org/photography/images/mid/pine.jpg

http://www.mystro.com/fox.jpg

― baby you're too well read, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

JtN should seek out a 1997 film called 'The Sculptress', starring the object of his (misplaced?) affections.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone's got it bad for the P F/GLE.

I wonder if they are also too well-spoken/pristine/far too clean?

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I <3 Jeanne Fury.

― a male admirer who is well aware that she fancies the ladies (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

:-D Whoever you are, I fancy you. Oh yes I do. Fancy fancy fancy.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush on the "Holiday Road" and "Rednecks" threads.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i've gone back to hating you all

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"gone back"

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

well its moment-to-moment

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i would be your valentine, jess, but RJG captured my heart first....

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I crush on JtN & Cabbage, despite them being too, well, red.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a crush.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't believe i'm the first guy to say Marissa Marchant...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

None of us feel worthy.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, I have a crush on Jeanne too, I'm just not going to post it pseudonymously. but that's because we think so much alike.

let's also just say that Texas and Melbourne have become very interesting to me ever since certain women from there began posting here.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

N. and gareth = swoon

― timid lurker, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Journey-era Randy Jackson:

http://www.jrnydv.com/images/Journey/Band/randy2.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I really be the only one who crushes on Trayce. Well, Martin does, but that's like Gene Shallit liking your movie.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i would, but she's a mate so that doesn't count

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i would to, but y'know, she's from melbourne

― mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

she is? well that changes everything

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

you can crush her posts. in an innocent, platonic way....perhaps this should be a different crush category.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

No no no. Crush means you want to stick your hooha in their hahoo. That and nothing else.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, do not destory my fluffy bunny rabbit world...

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Moderators please delete the word hahoo from my brain

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway oops crush means look at longingly and feel heart palpitations

― mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

because you wanna shag them

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

o, then i am crushless.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

don't listen to him, Orbit

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

don't let her tell you what to do, Orbit.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck you, oops

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

mommmeeeeee!

*runs away*

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck you, luna

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to fuck luna.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*vomits*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever doooood.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to fuck teeny.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

whoo hoo!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

threesome?

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

There's plenty of ILX ladies here I'd like, ya know, ask out and stuff, if they lived in State College. But they don't. Raspberries.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's good to know I can disappear from ILX for a week and come back and see that the topics of conversation are still exactly the same. It's like going to a family reunion without having to actually see my family or travel to fucking Ronkonkoma.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Next up will be the St. Patrick's crushes. Odes to DV all around!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"ILX arbor day crushes!!!!"

― Allyzay, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like one Charlie Brown special after another.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"DV, your father must have been a thief..."

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget President's Day is Monday...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Leap Year crushes! Once every four years.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

*swooooon*
http://www.nyise.org/history/grover.gif

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sparx-online.com/images/grover.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You know that fur has gotta feel so nice against your skin...

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have fears.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Let Grover assuage them with his loose-limbed lovin'.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, i now crush on both luna & teeny.

updates pending if the situation changes.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's where I say nothing and just raise my eyebrows in pervy delight.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to fuck luna.
-- teeny (teen...), February 12th, 2004.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*vomits*
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), February 12th, 2004.

That wasn't exactly my reaction.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

One of the many perks of not being a goddamned son of a bitch.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It was a personal reaction for personal reasons.
Don't be a bitch, Bryan.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah looking at it I was unfair, oops, you might have just been vomiting from teeny's bad joke.

still though.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Th.. that was a joke?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

big pun in the house. i have a crush on everyone.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

No Luna, how could it have been a joke? That would be the easy explanation. Clearly it is another indication that I am a terrible person who eats the young and pisses on the poor.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

don't go near the orphanage then

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, I was talking to Matt about what he said about teeny that hi, had nothing to do with you, mr. persecution?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes I realized that. Me in misinterpreting a post shocker

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I was shocked.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I know it seems mad to many that I list so many crushes, but I do pretty much mean it all. If I were 15 years younger (ha, 20 in some cases) and ten times as good looking and any of these women were single and local, I'd be thrilled to go out with any of them. (This is mostly based on like the odd photo and their posts here, so I've no idea if I'd adore them all as much in person.)(Except for those I have met, who are at least as wonderful in real life.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I pick huck.

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Quincie!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi huck. I am a chick, in case you were wondering. I am also married. But I'd pick you were I a single gal. Hell, I pick you anyway.

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, you pick me, that's enough! I'm in no position to quibble. I don't care if you're actually Refrigerator Perry!

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Your asshole might.

I'll just go away now.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

there's one poster who almost always makes me smile.
i'm not submitting any formal crush paperwork until i see a pic tho.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahaha! Thank you, Bryan -- that was the first good laugh I've had all day.

xpost

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Except, of course, for your posts, Huckster.

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hubba hubba.

― quincie, Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ooo quincie is playing the field!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually blushing.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

o c'mon dyson, spill it!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dyson, you suck.

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

But dyson, how are you going to get a pic if whoever it is doesn't know they're supposed to post one?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

He must've missed the photo I posted of myself.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 February 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

dyson remains steadfastly silent.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 07:45 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

grady
chaki
louis

are these people even on ilx anymore??

― homosexual II, Sunday, 14 February 2010 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

no
no
yes - sorta

for me:

you
someone else

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 February 2010 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

the r0bin5on sisters, trayce, tza, abb0tt, 3nbb, r0byn, you are all my darlings <3

― Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 14 February 2010 04:36 (sixteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwww <3

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 February 2010 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

yall should know who u are but if i may and in no order

tz
e
rox
abbs

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 14 February 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

Hoosteen - FYI - I miss you.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 February 2010 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

i love all of you

― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

hurt by the cold

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

omg harbl i <3 u too!!!!

― Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:15 (sixteen years ago)

u stole my heartbl

― velko, Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:16 (sixteen years ago)

lol <3

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

lol harbl u totally read my mind

― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

you can't say "i love all of you" without singing it like that

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

ok wait

velko
ian
crutis
ice cream
lamp
latebloomer
and
cankles

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

I crush on all your dogs & cats.

― Sex Sexual (kingfish), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

and, of course, Max

2x obese

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

Can't believe u guys crush on people from the internet

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

(<3)

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

PS My #1 ILX girl crush is TZA for sure.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:27 (sixteen years ago)

tza i have met every serious girlfriend i've had in the past 6 years because of the internet :(

― Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

i can't believe no one has a crush on ME

goddamn you all

― just1n3, Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:15 (sixteen years ago)

tza - love this lady
surm - if i was in a sitcom i would TOTALLY cast you as my roommate or quirky neighbor.
justine - want to get tea with you so much
whiney - grumpy snarky hipster ire makes me grin
trayce - still lovin that nosering after all these years
donna rouge - forever in awe of your musical everything and your brush with Cash Cab

― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:33 (sixteen years ago)

I refuse to do my 4real crushes for fear of being a creep.

― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:34 (sixteen years ago)

xxp OMG justine I totally didn't even see that you wrote that either!!

― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:34 (sixteen years ago)

*sniff*

― just1n3, Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:35 (sixteen years ago)

I don't love anyone, I hate everyone!!

― Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:42 (sixteen years ago)

justine why do you sniff!! you are on my list!

― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Sunday, 14 February 2010 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

Maria, Justine

― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 14 February 2010 07:33 (sixteen years ago)

Sending a valentine to the gaylxors, since I'm so mean to them the rest of the year.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 February 2010 07:39 (sixteen years ago)

we love you too, you catty bitch.

― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Sunday, 14 February 2010 07:55 (sixteen years ago)

Do we.

― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 14 February 2010 08:40 (sixteen years ago)

I know u all love meeee....

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 February 2010 08:56 (sixteen years ago)

obv i love all my RL friends here. The rest of you have potential.

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 February 2010 08:58 (sixteen years ago)

<3 u all but actual crushing <3 e, abbott, salsashark

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 February 2010 09:03 (sixteen years ago)

Dr Morbius

― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 14 February 2010 09:06 (sixteen years ago)

I'd like to send big Valentine's Day ♥ ♥ ♥'s to Mandee, if she's still around.

Love the rest of you too!

― Tuomas, Sunday, 14 February 2010 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

tuomas, you realize mandee revived the thread, right?

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

he has her killfiled

― dnw (cozen), Sunday, 14 February 2010 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

Haha, I guess I should've read it more carefully. I just saw it had been revived.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 14 February 2010 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

mandee

― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 14 February 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

love all my nazi bitches

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)

mandee boo!!!

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 February 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

also crushes on enbb, ramzi, and tza

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 February 2010 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

the 'love drug' - next ilx drug epidemic starts here

― Bob Six, Sunday, 14 February 2010 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

crushing on Mr. Que 4evah

― quincie, Sunday, 14 February 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

me 2, i'd hit it

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

Only 2 times in my life have i had girlfriends on valentines day, and there have definitely been times where it got me all depressed and i drank a bottle of wine by myself, etc. But I'm used to being alone on valentines day and it matters less and less to me as the years go by. Someone may as well tell me it's Labor Day or Easter.

― Adam Bruneau, Sunday, 14 February 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

that is not an ilx valentine's crush story

― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 February 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

kandy kizzes and valentinezzzzzzzzzzzz to all ilxors. smoooooch smoooooch.

lotsa luv to my maria xxxxxxoooooo. married to big dumb me 8 years ago today.

― scott seward, Sunday, 14 February 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

Congratulations!

and <3 to everyone

― StanM, Sunday, 14 February 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

Can't believe u guys crush on people from the internet

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, February 14, 2010 12:25 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

!!!

― ∫ (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

I still have a crush on deeznuts btw

― ∫ (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

That always ends in humiliation.

― kenan, Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://assets1.klicknation.com/daily/images/photos/123549/123549.jpg

P.S. I got dumped unexpectedly from a 3 year relationship last Valentine's Day - LOLZ

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

― ∫ (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

v day is horrible on relationships iirc, sorry

my only crushes are peepoop patel - dominique leone - jessica harvell

― self-important coozen (bnw), Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

rip peepoop, truly sorry for your loss bnw
i think i'm gonna go for a walk to find someone to crush on irl because i don't have a crush on any of you sorry

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

v day is horrible on relationships iirc

Confirm. We already had our mandatory Feb. 14 fight -- phase I shortly after midnight, phase II at eleven AM. Sigh. We are reconnecting at 7 PM for takeout sushi. I hope to avoid phase III but it's hard dating and being in love with a wonderful person who also happens to be an AUTISTIC FIVE-YEAR-OLD SPOCK.

Current micro-crush: El Tomboto. My weed dealer has a crush on me but I do not reciprocate.

Sigh.

― ctrl-s, Sunday, 14 February 2010 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

AUTISTIC FIVE-YEAR-OLD SPOCK

FYI we are called men.

:-)

― StanM, Sunday, 14 February 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

why Niles, this is so sudden!

mine know who they are (or don't)

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 February 2010 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

some people are willing to die for love. inspirational, really.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Authorities say two men suspected of robbing a street-corner Valentine's Day gift stand in Los Angeles were killed early Sunday in a car crash after leading police on a chase.

Police Lt. Samuel Rhone says the men stole gift baskets and cash from a street vendor near downtown. The victim called police and officers located their car nearby, which sped away.

The suspects crashed into a parked vehicle and were thrown from the car. Both were pronounced dead at the scene.

They were not immediately identified

― scott seward, Sunday, 14 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

Happy V-Day y'allz & thx for the compliments, next karaoke of "Love Is The Drug" going out to ian, a hoy hoy, hoos.

― vacation to outer darkness (Abbott), Sunday, 14 February 2010 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

Happy v-day out there.

Celebrating here by listening to MBV

― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

yallr disghusting

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

oh i totally forgot Ti4r!!

Ti4rnan will you marry me?

― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

females who post on ilx <3 <3 <3

sorry if i missed anyone out no bad feelings if so

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Aw, <3s to ian and Stevie, y'all are awesome guyz xx

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

the only bitch I want to make out with today is a waffle covered in butter and syrup. the truth.

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Monday, 15 February 2010 05:52 (sixteen years ago)

omg i love u for posting that link. i was just looking at that post today thinking DAMN i need to be back at a Waffle House again

― you have to forgive me (surm), Monday, 15 February 2010 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

i have tons of ilx crushes, happy valentines day to all of them

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 05:56 (sixteen years ago)

kind of offended at the derogatory tone of this dude towards waho, though. no way to treat one of the most wondrous places on earth.

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Monday, 15 February 2010 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

As a 55 year old married man, for obvious reasons I am not allowed to crush on any ilxors. However, my age and matrimonial condition shouldn't present any obstacle to other ilxors crushing on me.

^^joek

― Aimless, Monday, 15 February 2010 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://tweetphoto.com/11471806

― The Reverend, Monday, 15 February 2010 07:32 (sixteen years ago)

stevie! <3

and <3s out to most of ILX really

― i am a big fan of japanese women (donna rouge), Monday, 15 February 2010 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

I have never been to Waffle House ;_;.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 15 February 2010 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

IHOP is better.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:04 (sixteen years ago)

(visions of a pogo stick designed by apple)

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

that is patently false!!!!
xp

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

IHOP is better.

this is a dirty lie

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

IHOP towers above denn'y's and WH... all class ;)

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

ihop no tiene soyburger. denny's, por una parte, has a v. good -- albeit greasy -- soyburger.

advantage denny's. tho otherwise, ihop is much better than denny's, i admit.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

i actually thought ihop was a mac product when i first moved to the US

― just1n3, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

<3s to stevie d and niles for making me one of the crushed-on

― just1n3, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

IHOP is better.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:04 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

traitor! j/k <3 teh cutt.

I'm confused, why are you guys comparing a place that does pancakes and waffles to dennys, which i thought was a burger joint? Does it all just fade into one gluttenous mess eventually? American eaters=most disgusting savages.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

denny's not a burger joint imo

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

IHOP is :/ and I haven't been in Denny's in years but I've heard v good things about this Waffle House place.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

denny's isn't a "burger joint." mcdonald's is a "burger joint." (n.1) denny's is a classy restaurant.

___________________________________
(n.1) or a "mystery meat" joint, take yr pick.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

btw justine i'm never sending you chocolate over the internet again i am DEVASTATED tbh

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

got stuck with denny's as only option for dinner and breakfast near SFO last month. oatmeal was good, but the veggie dinner options were pretty much non-existent.

― caek, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

p.s. you are all my valentimes

― caek, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

did you baek us a caek? :-)

― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

denny's makes a (greasy, overcooked-to-death) veggie plate, iirc

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

my bad for being ignorant about american fast food. it all sounds horrifying anyway.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

also looooool at dennys being a classy restaurant.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://toughsledding.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/grandslam.jpg

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

hmmm mmmm good.

healthy too.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

1. why did someone do 2 poops on the plate?
2. I wonder what that badly cooked 'generic meat slice' is.
3. Are they hash browns? How the hell are they burnt on the outside and looking raw on the inside?
4. No sauce?
5. Who raped the muffin?
6. Never understood barely cooking yr eggs.
7. Say what you want about the traditional English fry up but at least we put grilled mushrooms and tomatoes on ours.
8. And pancakes? What, why?

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

rubbish looking fry imo

where's the farls?

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/SSL20256.jpg/800px-SSL20256.jpg

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

even that's not great tbh those rashers/sausages look 2nd class but still. farls.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/143837527_52966946e4.jpg?v=0

words fail.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

You guys call bacon "rashers"?

― Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

denny's introduces a humongous bucket of eggs and meat:

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Denny%27s-Bucket.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

xxp daniel's fry, it should be noted, includes larvae as best i can tell.

yes rashers. not the same as bacon, because AFAICT 'bacon' is unshaved pig skin fried up, whereas a rasher is about an inch thick and juicy good.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

please say that bucket is a real thing. Missed a trick by just giving a lol knife and fork tho.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

loool wtf at that bucket of food

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

hey sexy lady for valentines I got you a bucket of EGGS

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

how do you liek your eggs in the morning? in a BUCKET motherfucker. yeah i thought so keep walking.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

sadly, i believe it is a joek from the onion.com.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

Does anyone remember when McDonald's offered a "bucket of fries"? It was actually a v large soft drink cup full of fries, but still quite a thing to promise.

― Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

how do you liek your eggs in the morning? in a BUCKET motherfucker. yeah i thought so keep walking.

patton oswalt did a skit on a similar subject: the kfc bucket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) Can you still get those large large large sized soft drinks that are larger than the capacity of the average human stomach?

― might seem normal (snoball), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.smithmyers-superette.com/img_fries.gif

^^greatest fries ever

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://healthydiet.weblogstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/big-gulp.jpg

― dyao, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

roscoes imo

― max, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

patton oswalt did a skit on a similar subject: the kfc bucket.

FAILURE PILE IN A SADNESS BOWL.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

That was before he'd eaten one! Here he reviews the actual thing: http://www.avclub.com/articles/av-club-taste-test-special-the-bowl-at-the-howling,2130/

― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

hi all,

do any of you guys know where I can locate a KFC buffet while in the states?

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

Everything inside the store—including the employees and customers—looked like it had been rubbed with sad ham.

― Bangkok Serious starring Yahoo Dangerous (Pillbox), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

sorry i felt like a random googler just asking that question but there is a burning need to ask this question and y'all seem knowledgeable on these issues

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

no no, it's a good question. in fact, there's a new super-size bucket that may replace your interest in the buffet.

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/biggestloser/KFC-Releases.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

lest we not forget: the KFC double-down sandwich

http://sweettater.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/kfc-doubledown4.jpg

― Bangkok Serious starring Yahoo Dangerous (Pillbox), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

how can any size bucket replace my interest in the buffet, which is equivalent to an infinitely large bucket?

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

there are limits to the human stomach, if not human imagination.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

but OMG THE DOUBLE DOWN

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

xpost have you been to this thread?
Ipso Fatso

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

does kfc even have a buffet?

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

yes i've been told about this mythical place a while ago!

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

OK FOUND SOME!

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

by some i mean one!
4415 Western Avenue
Knoxville, TN 37921
(865)523-3826 3.75 miles
Driving Directions Buffet: Y
Late Night Hours: N

― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 15 February 2010 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

^^^proposing new documentary project to nijoli

― tehresa, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

How is it that every thread ends up being about junk food y'all are piggies ;_;

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

^^^proposing new documentary project to nijoli

― tehresa, Monday, February 15, 2010 8:37 PM

Get it bank-rolled and you are on!

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

Hahaha god that Patton Oswalt bit.

― Möbius dick (╓abies), Monday, 15 February 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

xp to darragh: well then i have internet crushes on you AND ti4rn4n! chocolate is def the way to my heart, fyi.

― just1n3, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

^ freaky on the internet for hibernian chocolate correspondence. that's.......quite a niche.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

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