Bill O'Reilly: "Bush sucks"

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ha, not really. But here's a section of this article:

Popular conservative television news anchor Bill O'Reilly, usually an outspoken Bush loyalist, said on Tuesday he was now skeptical about the Bush administration and apologized to viewers for supporting prewar claims that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

"I was wrong. I am not pleased about it at all and I think all Americans should be concerned about this," O'Reilly said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America."

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

best lie-filled thread title of the week

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

He actually apologized for the WMD misleading thing, which unfortunately is about 6 months too late.,

fucking asshole. he can keep bush for all i care.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

but was his face blotchy or unblotchy when he said this?
blotchy = real o'reilly
unblochy - robo'reilly

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunno much about O'Reilly (an opinionated late-night right-wing blabberpot?), but is this a bit like Rupert Murdoch saying Sun readers should be concerned that we bombed the shit out of Saddam for spurious reasons?

pete s, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, this IS evilly entertaining. Sure he's a prick, but this is very nice to see.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

how hard is the shit about to hit the fan when guys like O'Reilly start showing contrition?
Serously.

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone with half a fucking brain would have known the likelihood of Iraq having these weapons was far from a sure thing (esp. after they didn't use a single one in the "war"). I always felt that Saddam might have been crazy and a little stupid, but not so stupid as to produce WMDs whilst the US was seemingly waiting for any excuse to bomb the shit out of Baghdad. I always felt like he was trying to save face at home by playing the "I won't do what they tell me" card, while doing just enough to NOT provoke a war. Obviously he failed miserably.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

how hard is the shit about to hit the fan when guys like O'Reilly start showing contrition?
And I can't wait.

Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

...whilst the US was seemingly waiting for any excuse to bomb the shit out of Baghdad...

Y'know, Clinton bombed the shit out of Baghdad many a'time while in office. He just didn't invade.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Just to be pedantic.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, I'm being pedantic, not Clinton while he was bombing Baghdad.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Duh.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

you're right, this is true (and the funny part is, didn't Kay say that he thought one of the Clinton-ordered bombings effectively killed Iraq's WMD possibilities? that whipping boy Bill actually put Iraq out of commission?)

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be REALLY pedantic.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Best part is! No one cares. Really.

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ok does anyone else start to feel this weird sense of retrospective empathy for saddam hussein sitting in his palace insisting he has no wmd and everyone is like "no, we know you have that shit, tell us where it is and we won't kill you" and he's like "no, i haven't got any" etc????

i mean yeah it's sort of a boy who cried wolf scenario but still

(obv i think bush and his cronies and their policy is shit, do not take this post to mean anything to the contrary)

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

not with pressing issues like "racism on the P&J poll"

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah I feel this weird empathy. I mean if you think about it, if he was telling the truth, and we invaded for reasons that did not exist, then he is technically in the right. He's obviously evil, but I always felt that those who snickered about him hiding like a coward in a hole forgot the fact that he was essentially hiding out from an huge army that invaded and overwhelmed his country, and he had no hope for victory or escape.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"a huge"

of course Saddam Hussein is evil and I feel little sympathy, the fact that I feel any is interesting. I felt bad for him when his sons were killed and their bodies shown on TV (even more despicable if you consider that they were just on the run from an army that invaded their country for non-existent reasons!!)

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

how will this affect his trial?

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

will Bill O'Reilly testify in Saddam's defence?

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

it's just like,

has anyone ever harped on you for doing something you didn't actually do? and they won't believe you? how fucking frustrating is that?

it's the reason there are so many movies about people who are wrongly confused

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ooo-hoo-hoo yesss wake up the fucking echoes!

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Picturing O'Reilly groveling out an apology should have been
TiVo-ed....then linked to a website in perpetual loop.

does anyone else start to feel this weird sense of retrospective empathy for saddam hussein.....?

Empathy for another whipped-ass dictator? Maybe, if I wasn't enjoying his punishment so much.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The moral argument re: Hussein is increasingly the strongest argument that BushCo has to stand on in this situation -- and Don, Stuart and myself already hashed that over enough so I won't restart it here, but my belief that it's an extremely weak argument for BushCo to rely on given BushCo's own inability to argue it persuasively -- beyond flag-waving BS and claims at standards that few believe the administration actually is willing to consistently stick with -- stands. That Bush himself now is only finally demonstrate a sense of nuance, even obliquely, with some of his comments is far too little, too late.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

George Bush in Boob-flashing shocka!

Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The comparisons of Bush and co. and the war to a lynching party are pretty accurate. They string him up because "hey he's about to come after us, he's got the guns and everything!", then they search his house and don't find any guns, but "well he was a piece of shit anyway, right guys? right? guys?"

Even if they do find WMDs now, it's still obvious that they didn't necessarily think for sure that he actually had them (as the CIA stated) and it sets a dangerous precedent. Which is perhaps the bigger issue here. Bush and his cronies have destroyed any trust other countries has in us, which is a cliche at this point but a true one.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The comparisons of Bush and co. and the war to a lynching party are pretty accurate. They string him up because "hey he's about to come after us, he's got the guns and everything!", then they search his house and don't find any guns, but "well he was a piece of shit anyway, right guys? right? guys?"

i think we're all caught in some fritz lang nightmare scenario and this really brought it home

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush and his cronies have destroyed any trust other countries has in us, which is a cliche at this point but a true one.

Absolutely, but other countries were losing faith in the US long before Bush entered office. Clinton slowed the process down a bit, but the rot had already started.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I hope that they do find WMDs now (instead of just planting them). Because then the US may have been justified in their actions but either way the Bush administration looks like bumbling fucks.

dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like in Superman comics, where Lex Luthor is president and the good guys have to figure how to be loyal to their country and its ideals when the Commander-in-Chief is a big fat lying scumbag!

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Extremism in defense of stupidity is ALWAYS a vice.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

JUDGE ROY MOORE FOR PRESIDENT!!!

I'm sure Georgy likes hearing about that one.

earlnash, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, this IS evilly entertaining. Sure he's a prick, but this is very nice to see.
Considering this nitwit used to be a host of a tabloid entertainment show (essentially he was Maury Povich without the charisma or John Tesh without the musical talent*) it's amazing to me that anyone takes him seriously...as if he had a doctorate in sociology or political theory or somesuch.
Besides, he didn't flash his nipple-stud covered man-tit to the universe. Ergo == boring.

* == I'm being sarcastic about this part.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Regarding the Saddam sympathy:

Two points I found interesting: first, the month's worth of ration the Iraqi government distributed to the people on the eve of the US bombing; second, if he was such a paranoid tyrant, how come he allowed SO MANY guns to be held by private citizens? That country is crawling with weapons of all sorts, not very common in repressive autocratic societies. He must not have been TOO afraid of his people (unlike Castro, who is very iron-fisted about any weapons.).

Iraq was a fairly unified country a year ago... only now are we seeing the sides being drawn for the coming civil war.

andy, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I think your second point works better as evidence of how an armed populace can't do much to stop a money hording military dictatorship. Sort of squashes some of the silliness over the second amendment debate.

As for this rewriting of Saddam as some sort of misunderstood humanitarian, excuse me while I vomit. The whole WMD issue was so much of a power struggle. Saddam knew the more reign he gave to inspection teams, the weaker he'd appear to Iraqis, to Arabs, to the rest of the world. So he tried to maintain some semblance of his defiant stance towards the West. And this time, he got squashed for it. Whether he had had weapons or not, I think his posture would still have been the same.

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Extremism in defense of stupidity is ALWAYS a vice.

Damn skippy.

Maimonides Tha Funkee Rabbi (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not arguing he's such a great guy or anything. Only that he was definitely the leader there (like Tito) and that strongman leadership may have kept the people together... he was able to successfully portray the US as villains, with the sanctions and all.

In short, he didn't fear the Iraqi populace as much as the US would have you believe, though he might have hid from Kurdish or US plots.

andy, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I question the value of keeping a populace together through oppression. It seems like saying a family with an abusive father is better off getting beatenevery night b/c at least they are still together.

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a tough call. The hatred in Iraq runs nowhere as deep as my Balkan analog... that was a case where Tito merely repressed the seething hatred in sort of pressure cooker that blew it's top in the 90's.

What about the US / CSA conflict though? 'Twas violence that kept us together... the burning of Atlanta, et al.

andy, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

bnw made my point while I f'd around trying to remember tags, but:

Anyone with half a fucking brain would have known the likelihood of Iraq having these weapons was far from a sure thing (esp. after they didn't use a single one in the "war").

Only one US expert on Iraq, Scott Ritter, agreed with you. His recent CSPAN interview was good. I'd like to see him get the recognition he deserves. He was pilloried.

yeah I feel this weird empathy.

Even as an avowed Bush-hater and full term opponent of the war (which I felt was an obvious set-up, tho I figured they'd find at least trace WMD somewhere), I think your empathy is badly, badly misplaced. Feel empathy or sorrow for Iraqis, before and after, would be my sanctimonious sounding advice.

unlike Castro, who is very iron-fisted about any weapons.

With a lower per capita gdp, at least Castro can point to high literacy and relatively good healthcare. According to ye old almanac, Iraq had only 58% literacy and vastly inferior child mortality rates. This is not intended as a defense of Castro.

...I always felt that those who snickered about him hiding like a coward in a hole forgot the fact that he was essentially hiding out...

Agreed, so meaningless.

Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, check out that graphic- based on child mortality, Cuba's health care is equal to the US! I bet they have a lot fewer breast augmentations and stomach staples, though.

Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"According to ye old almanac, Iraq had only 58% literacy and vastly inferior child mortality rates..."

Wait a minute... that Almanac is for 2001, the height of the sanctions... Iraq was very honest about it's problems during this time, it's poor health care, etc. Before the first Gulf War, it was relatively prosperous and even moderate compared to some of the neighbors. Whether you blame the lack of good health care on Saddam is besides the point (he spent everything on palaces, etc.)... most folks agree the net effect of the sanctions was very bad for the average Iraqi citizen. Cuba receives most of it's medial supplies from Europe, who has no sanctions.

I can't speak about literacy, except that many people don't go to school for a variety of reasons.

andy, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes the sanctions were extremely hard for Iraqis, I hadn't thought of this (pretty fundamental) factor. I'm looking at the CASI site for more info on pre-Gulf War conditions. Gotta go to class now tho.

Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like 1989 would have 5 year survival rates at about 950/1000, better by a lot but not as good as Cuba. Projected improvement would put 2000 at 970, much better, but hypothetical?

Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i knew this shit would degenerate quicklike

i want to distance myself from any statements that imply that saddam was anything but awful

i was just saying that despite this fact i found myself with this weird spontaneous and very basic human empathy for *that one particular situation he found himself in*

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

A gracious quote.

"What do you want me to do? Go over and kiss the camera?"

Sure thing, Bill.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Way to stay partisan, though, laying the blame at Clinton-appointed Tenet's feet.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

He'll cling to what he can.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it bothers me when ppl scold others for 'wasting' empathy on saddam- do you have a finite supply??

$, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha "I have exactly 2.58 kilograms of empathy left; I must be niggardly!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasted all my empathy on Eric Clapton whilst listening to Tears in Heaven god what a sad, sad song, word is his son tossed himself from a window therein lies the story behind it

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I am a boundless empathy machine with a fuzzy emo sweater. Sometimes when I'm a real bastard I don't bestow it on people quickly enough. But still I produce it, and it wells up inside me and causes pain, and I have to pump it like breast milk. I then store it in the fridge. Even though it's an endless supply, I don't really want to just pour it into the sink. I can't spend it all at once, so I attempt to apportion its outlay in a way that seems appropriate. If Saddam doesn't get a fair open trial, I am planning to send him 10 ml of it.

Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill O'Reilly: "Andy Rooney sucks. And buy my book."

Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Saddam knew the more reign he gave to inspection teams, the weaker he'd appear to Iraqis, to Arabs, to the rest of the world.

How's that Qadhafi doing?

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

A tattoo on your neck is not going to get you a white-collar
job. Thus in 10 years, kids who are now embracing piercings,
gang signs, and obscene language are going to be at a
tremendous disadvantage. Life is tough even for those who
figure it out. Those who buy into the cesspool that is popular
culture today are going to be really sorry.

what purpose does he think those white collars serve?

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god, piercings?? on kids?? take back america!!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The reason the culture is in such trouble is that elites like Rooney, network news in general, liberal pundits and cowardly politicians have all failed to make judgments about obvious bad behavior encouraged by the media. So we have now as a culture that drowns children with sex and violence and a society that largely looks the other way.

How else could you get paid, Bill? After all, your judgemental behaviour paid for your car, house and current girlfriend.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You have to admit, anti-judgementalism is not good at promoting responsible behavior.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

What I love love LOVE is how O'Reilly bitches about piercings and sex, gets infuriated about it!! And that even the possibility that we have an administration that might (and it is possible) have lied/exaggerated about a threat in order to lay a foundation for war merely bugs him just a little bit. That somehow the former is far more immoral and evil than the latter.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But at least he is troubled a little, better than not at all.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we all agree, O'Reilly's a prick.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I think he's very pleasant.

Bizarro Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Looking, yes...

Bizarro Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd sleep with him. but only because of the pillow talk afterwards

Strange Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

How's that Qadhafi doing?

Doesn't Qadhafi rolling over makes the Bush tactic look more right then wrong?

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

an administration that might (and it is possible) have lied/exaggerated about a threat

I think David Kay's testimony further debunks the claim that Bush lied or exaggerated:

"Senator Kennedy and I talked on several occasions prior to the war that my view was that the best evidence that I had seen was that Iraq indeed had weapons of mass destruction.

I would also point out that many governments that chose not to support this war -- certainly, the French president, [Jacques] Chirac, as I recall in April of last year, referred to Iraq's possession of WMD.

The Germans certainly -- the intelligence service believed that there were WMD.

...

In my judgment, based on the work that has been done to this point of the Iraq Survey Group, and in fact, that I reported to you in October, Iraq was in clear violation of the terms of [U.N.] Resolution 1441.

Resolution 1441 required that Iraq report all of its activities -- one last chance to come clean about what it had.

We have discovered hundreds of cases, based on both documents, physical evidence and the testimony of Iraqis, of activities that were prohibited under the initial U.N. Resolution 687 and that should have been reported under 1441, with Iraqi testimony that not only did they not tell the U.N. about this, they were instructed not to do it and they hid material.

...

In the course of doing that, I had innumerable analysts who came to me in apology that the world that we were finding was not the world that they had thought existed and that they had estimated. Reality on the ground differed in advance.

And never -- not in a single case -- was the explanation, "I was pressured to do this." The explanation was very often, "The limited data we had led one to reasonably conclude this. I now see that there's another explanation for it."

- David Kay, Testifying before the Senate Armed Services Comm., Jan. 28, 2004 ( http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/01/28/kay.transcript/ )

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't Qadhafi rolling over makes the Bush tactic look more right then wrong?

Does anyone believe Qadhafi would have rolled, or that we'd know what we do about the Libyan programs, if we hadn't gone into Iraq?

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever happened with Libya, the precedent set is a dangerous one, other countries right now have real reasons not to trust us, the whole "France and Germany are evil because they think we're being hasty" thing looks even more moronic, and we have stirred up a major volatile shitstorm in Iraq (look at the past several days). It's a mess. Not for us per se, but for Iraqis.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post, and yes somebody does, don't know if it's me tho

If you ignore the evidence that Q has been trying to come in from the cold for the last how-many years it does. It's possible that the person exploiting the circumstances here was more Q than W. I think I heard that the arms bust that went down in the gulf was a tip from Q to show his bona fides.

The other fact yr scenario ignores is that with the US effectively tied down HARD in Iraq and Afghanistan, the US has even LESS capability to whip Q's ass. Of course, we could bomb them, but certainly not a real shock and awe. There's no troops to do it.

Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Assuming the dismantling program goes as planned in Libya, doesn't Bush deserve some praise for verifiably ending the WMD programs of TWO rogue nations?

I'm very concerned about the North Korean situation. I'm not eager to underestimate their military capabilities or Kim's Madman factor but I sure hope the diplomatic route and cutting off oil shipments and that sort of thing grinds their Seoul-bombing missle-launching potential to a halt fast. It's looking like a real holocaust over there. Good thing Hitler never got the bomb.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I would think the "It took us 13 years in Iraq, it will not take us that long to get to YOU" vibe might've had some pull, too.

If it had to do with Qadhafi wanting to come in from the cold, great. That's just more proof that Saddam didn't, never did, and was still a real threat.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

L's dismantling probably did occur after Q saw what W did with Iraq, which doesn't make the war any better (esp if SH had no WMD). NK is by far a worse situation, because unlike SH who said he had no WMD but was crazy enough to not let people see that possible fact for themselves, NK says they're going to make WMDs, which would freak out W more you'd think.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

According to Kay, Hussein was consciously intending to deceive when denied having WMD. he thought he did. He certainly was spending the money on the programs, he thought. His scientists were scamming him and each other and so were the generals and so forth. He was still in violation of UN resolutions despite the stockpiles of weapons being a scam. It's not like he thought he'd gotten rid of them and he hadn't and he was just frustrated that no one would believe his Honest-Arab ass. He thought he had them and he didn't.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Which still doesn't mean we should have gone to war, nor explain why we thought he had them, or why Powell and Rumsfeld said "we know where they are" and now they're saying "well maybe not, oops didn't mean to say that." Nor does it excuse the despicable diplomacy we used leading up to the war, which is pretty harmful to our rep, obviously.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't Qadhafi rolling over makes the Bush tactic look more right then wrong?

I'm not sure I'd call it rolling over, but even so only if:
1) You think his actions are more attributable to perceived threats than existing aging/mellowing tendencies.
2) You think it's more probable than not that this isn't a ploy. It's rumored for instance that he is at present collaborating with Al Qaeda more than at any point in the past.

And even if it is right, it's only right as to weak actors, not strong ones like North Korea and Iran.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

People, people, we must return to the topic at hand, that of O'Reilly sucking

Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Bush to O'Reilly: "That's funny, you suck too, fuckwad."

please let this happen...

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Well if you're making the argument that even when every major intelligence agency on earth thought he had stockpiles and had been elluding and violating the UN resolutions since the end of the gulf war, we had no reason to go to war, then we're just going to have to disagree.

Yes, mistakes were made with the intelligence - but these mistakes were made around the globe. The rationale for opposing the war - that despite Saddam's violations a war would cause a humanitarian crisis and result in hundreds of thousands of civilian casualties - proved to be monumentally off the mark but that doesn't mean those espousing such views are liars. So far Bush was wrong about WMD stockpiles but right about the level of casualties we were facing, and those nations opposing the war were wrong about both.


Assuming that Qadhafi's timing had little or nothing to do with Bush and Iraq and is just a coincidental result of mellowing tendencies is naive in the extreme. And you can't possibly think Qadhafi is doing *BOTH* 1 & 2 - mellowing with age and sneaking under the radar to collaborate with al qaeda - can you?

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and Scott Ritter will be on Dennis Miller tonight. Check your listings.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Assuming that Qadhafi's timing had little or nothing to do with Bush and Iraq and is just a coincidental result of mellowing tendencies is naive in the extreme. And you can't possibly think Qadhafi is doing *BOTH* 1 & 2 - mellowing with age and sneaking under the radar to collaborate with al qaeda - can you?

Of course not. My point is that there is no solid reason to believe that any one of these three options is more probable than another, and that to do so is naive. There is no res ipsa here.

Well if you're making the argument that even when every major intelligence agency on earth thought he had stockpiles and had been elluding and violating the UN resolutions since the end of the gulf war, we had no reason to go to war, then we're just going to have to disagree.

Provide support for the assertion that "every major intelligence agency on earth thought he had stockpiles." Stockpiles of what? If so, why is there a profusion of evidence that demands were made on the intelligence agencies of the two leading Western powers by their political patrons to provide them with analyses that justified their political aims? If that is what every major intelligence agency thought, then why did the only actual people who had been in Iraq - the UN inspectors - believe that he did not have nuclear weapons? I, like many other people prior to the war, believed that he had a few remaining bioweapons and a chem weapon capacity (or is it the reverse?), which even if operable had not been used for years (when we tolerated it). I was much closer to right than you were then. I am now too.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart, incidentally, is trying to repeat the "certain stocks" defense described by Josh Marshall, but he's garbling it.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

How about scroll and read the comments I quoted from David Kay's testimony to Congress. He specifically mentions France and Germany, you know Britain thought Hussein had WMD.

Or google it: http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/opinion/article/0,1299,DRMN_38_2606243,00.html

Specifically: It would be one thing if officials had cooked the intelligence in order to support war. Then we could understand a reluctance to acknowledge an intelligence fiasco. But as Kay himself explained in an interview aired Sunday on National Public Radio, pro-war Bush officials were hardly alone in believing in dire reports of Iraqi weapons. The British, French, German and Russian intelligence services all shared this view, as did Clinton national security officials in the 1990s. And although Kay didn't mention it, the United Nations itself concurred. Indeed, in UNSCOM's 1991-1999 report and UNMOVIC's analogous 173-page report of March 2003, arms inspectors detailed Iraq's ongoing efforts at producing and concealing WMDs, including the lethal nerve agent sarin, tabun gas and anthrax.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

why did the only actual people who had been in Iraq - the UN inspectors - believe that he did not have nuclear weapons?

Besides Scott Ritter, who are you referring to?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, perhaps you think I'm garbling this "certain stocks" defense because I am not making any such defense? I'm not saying there was no intelligence failure - there certainly was. My main point is that the intelligence failure regarding Iraqs WMD stockpiles was not localized to the US's and UK's intelligence agencies - so you can't argue that German, French and Russian analysts were pressured by Bush to support his agenda - and you can't argue that Bush made it all up or exaggerated the CIA's analysis because agencies around the world believed the same thing. No European nation that I'm aware of opposed the war on the basis that Saddam was in compliance with the UN resolutions. No one believed he was. They all believed he had weapons of mass destruction.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Right. The war would have been indefensible regardless.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact is everyone overestimated Saddams stockpiles. Some more than others, but those nations opposed to the war beforehand - whether they professed to base their position on the potential of containment for fear that the war would lead to tremendous casualties, or the fantasy that only UN inspectors could declare Iraq in material breach - did not deny the existence of WMD in Iraq.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Right again. What they denied was the legitimacy of a unilateral war fought to uphold multilateral principals.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Principles, even.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

How was it unilateral? What would "multilateral" have consisted of?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Multilateral" would have consisted of using the international apparatuses we have set up to deal with nations who don't abide by international norms. Using the inspectors who were there. Waiting a month or two for them to come to a determination. That's all it would have taken to get everyone on board.

What everyone wanted, Stuart - everyone, that is, except George W. Bush and his cronies - was to confirm the existence of WMD before invading. Remember? That's all. All that France, Germany, Russia, etc wanted was a couple more months. (France huffed and puffed but they might have come around if everyone else did. And if they didn't, who cares? They're FRANCE, disagreeing is what they're supposed to do.)

Everyone thought Saddam had WMD. G.W.B. et al are more surprised than anyone, I think, that they haven't been found. They thought it was a lock. But they just couldn't wait. It has turned out worse than they ever could have imagined.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(my obvious p.s. is that EVEN IF THEY HAD CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF WMD there was, and remains, no justification for invasion in that basis because 1) these theoretical WMD represented no threat to the US and 2) they represented no threat to any other country and 3) invading and occupying any country in that part of the world is long-term political suicide and guaranteed to bring years of misery to the region. you and thomas friedman mark my fucking words.)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Resolution 1441 gave Iraq a month to disclose completely and warned them of the consequences. Resolution 1441 was approved by the Security Council 15-0 - including France and Russia. Iraq's disclosure was incomplete and deceptive. They disregarded their last chance. France and Germany wanted to give them another last chance. You say they only wanted a couple of months to verify the status of WMDs in Iraq. Despite the blatantly obvious facts that Iraq was not cooperating and was continuing to succeed in hiding its programs from the inspectors, you think France actually believed that another couple of months would provide a solution to the crisis? Is it not abundantly clear that after those couple of months, France would suggest that we wait another couple of months, or try a new impotent inspections tactic? Are you kidding me?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It has turned out worse than they ever could have imagined.

What has?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You must mean the WMD stockpiles - although even that is only a "bad" thing on a political level. It certainly isn't a bad thing for national security and stability in the region that Saddam didn't have these stockpiles he thought he had.

You certainly can't mean the war at large. The loudest voices condemning the 530 soldiers we've lost are the same voices warning of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilian and military casualties, tens of thousands of American deaths, a humanitarian disaster lasting months if not years, and so on and so on and so on.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

impotent

haha. maybe i'll be substantive later.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

1441 doesn't authorize force, Stuart. And saying we "only" lost 530 solders over this is just disgusting. Hang up your spikes, dude - it's over.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha - it's NOT over, actually. Would that it were. The clock's still ticking on that body count.

"Worse than they ever imagined" --> that the "reconstruction" would have gone so badly, and that their justification for it would have dissolved.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

But whatever. I'm sure you'll find some other great reason that so many people have been killed.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

When did I say only? I said the war has gone fantastically well compared to the gloom and doom predictions coming from the left a year ago. IT HAS.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I find the fact that you condemned my supposed endless nagging whining amusing now. Did you stamp your little feet and cry with those last two words?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Predictions of a drawn out, bloody, coordinated urban combat defensive operation by the Iraqi military that would result in thousands of americans dead and hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis can not come true no matter how long we remain in country. There is no coordinated Iraqi military, nor is there any house to house urban combat. Suicide bombers and foreign terrorists will not kill thousands of Americans. They will not persist indefinitely. The war is going better in every regard than a vast majority of anti-war predictors expected a year ago. This is undeniable fact. Is it over? Obviously not. Will there be more casualties? Of course. Is there any way around that to accomplish what is being accomlished? No, there isn't. Is every single one of the men and women who have died in Iraq a hero and and honorable volunteer warrior? Absolutely. Is your characterization of my position as disgusting as it is fallacious? Sure is. Leave the straw man in Oz, Dorothy.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is every single one of the men and women who have died in Iraq a hero and and honorable volunteer warrior? Absolutely.

They're human beings, you know, not pieces in a Stratego game for you to weep piously over. Like Jessica Lynch, who served her time and then, I believe, had some things to say about how her image was promoted and abused. But I forgot, there are only noble heroic statue worthy Americans led by our flawless leader and evil Islamofascists who are horrible in your world, no middle ground. Figures.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You're and absurd and ignorant little man, Ned. Take a minute and look at what you're saying. You mock my respect for the men and women who've died serving their country, and you mock my relief that the casualty count isn't higher than it is, much less as high as some predicted. You're pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I mock it because your claimed respect isn't because they served their country, it's because, in your mind, they served you. They served your vision of the world and your paranoia and your fears and your convictions, your 'crusade' against Islamo-Fascist-Terrorism or whatever you're labelling your boogieman these days, where the politicians who agree with you are the only ones to trust -- led by a man whose modern equivalent is somewhere right now pulling levers to avoid having to serve in Iraq and actually risk danger, and you know those kind of contemptible people are out there now. They carried out your goals and schemes and hopes and you cling to it desperately in the hopes that nothing further can ever go wrong, because if it does go wrong, what happens to your puffed up pride and your obsessive vision, what happens Stuart? Is there any there there?

I actually agree with a lot of what you said in that first paragraph to response to me. Not all of it, of course, not merely because of potential differences in ideology but because you're carefully choosing your words. Thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands didn't die, but hundreds of Americans and thousands of Iraqis have, and the difference in scale is cause for relief but the waste is no less tragic and horrifying. Would the WTC haunt your dreams any more or less if only 1500 died? 7000? Suicide bombers and terrorists won't kill thousands of Americans in Iraq, you say confidently, sternly patting yourself on the back for noting that more of your fellow citizens will yet die as you happily sit far, far away, confident in your belief that everyone over there doubtless shares your vision and conviction of the world and convinced that there could never be someone actually with a US uniform and a gun there thinking otherwise about the people in power you tug your forelock obsequiously to, perhaps. But for how long will those numbers of dead slowly increase, and will others yet kill them elsewhere? Is a terrorist's anger any less, is the loss of a government structure with no WMD to contribute to the cause in the first place a guarantee?

My position is of the person who is grateful that is didn't get any worse than it has -- yours was one of the desperation, because nothing less than total success sustains it, justifies it, allows it to thrive. You crow louder in confidence because of the turn of events as far as it goes and react to reversals with silence and the faintly embarassed sense that if they go away they never happened in the first place, and only when pressed do you admit that things might not be perfect -- and you react as if I've physically attacked when I've done so, which is pretty poor behavior considering those of your fellow citizens who have lost hands, feet, limbs over there. Your pain and anger is as nothing.

But perhaps this is all shouting at nothing. Because in the end, superpatriots bore me. I've mentioned my dad before, a patriot through and through, he taught me to love my country not as a source of crusade but as a source of potential pride, a man who served his country for over thirty years in the Navy but never lost his intelligence and perspective, who differentiated between party and power and policy rather than staking all his dice on one throw. I have not lost that love and will never lose it, I hope never to lose the perspective and review he brought to considering the political world. You, though -- you love not too wisely but too well. I can tell the difference.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

wow

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it over? Obviously not. Will there be more casualties? Of course. Is there any way around that to accomplish what is being accomlished? No, there isn't. Is every single one of the men and women who have died in Iraq a hero and and honorable volunteer warrior? Absolutely. Is your characterization of my position as disgusting as it is fallacious? Sure is.
Rumsfeld transcript or ILE poster? You make the call...

Sym (shmuel), Friday, 13 February 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you write that long a critique of me without realizing how ridiculous and impossible the caricature of a superpatriot is that you think I am?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Your posts speak for themselves.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

They don't tell the story of the guy you critiqued. You can take my posts and wedge them into your preconceived cliche of a right-wing nationalist all you want but you've had to flesh out the rest yourself because that's just not who I am.

If I went half as far in making unfounded assumptions about you, Ned, as you do about me, I'd be demanding you explain yourself for spending your weekends plotting against Freedom and hating Happiness. It's ridiculous.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that's just not who I am

You haven't demonstrated that to me otherwise. I don't think you have for quite a lot of people here. Stand by your words, you said them.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I'm here to demonstrate that I'm not who you think I am, Ned.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Then as you seem content to live with the public image you have created for yourself and insist that somehow we're missing the greater depths in your cartoonishness, clearly you had no point in complaining about my post in the first place. Nicely done, that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart, your posts piqued my interest (and maybe they were keith's?) most when you went into great depth about how, ur, treacherous and horrible society in the Middle East is -- in a way that sounded like you lived there before. Have you?

(I do know someone who has, and I'd love to get her insight into the current political situation right about now).

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The "public image" you refer to is one you have applied to me in your own mind, not one I have created. Why would I choose to fashion for myself the indefensible image you attribute to me? Instead of responding to the content of my posts and the positions I take in them, you invent ridiculous justifications for my positions and then demand that I defend your inventions. No thank you.

How about every time you say something I disagree with I just ask you why you hate songbirds and sunny days?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would I choose to fashion for myself the indefensible image you attribute to me?

Why do you provide the raw materials for it and then refine them constantly? As for claiming I am not responding to the content of your posts, hey -- I just gave you a huge helping of content on philosophical grounds to chew on and I'm not seeing you say much about any of that.

Let us be clear with each other -- you claim I reduce you to a caricature that does not represent the real you, which is fair in that clearly none of us are posts on a webboard, etc.; certainly I wouldn't say I was everything on here no matter how many posts I make. I claim your own posts reduce you to that caricature and show little else but that caricature, and that your responses to criticisms and questions merely hone it -- and keep in mind further that unlike many other posters here, say someone like Don or Keith, if we wanted to talk in general philosophical alignments, your public image has almost solely and constantly been about this war and its aftermath, to the point where you seem like you're a robot. So what exactly do you expect?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been to the Middle East.

Why do you provide the raw materials for it and then refine them constantly?

That's what your opinion of what I'm doing. If the only way you can comprehend my posts is by thinking "Only some sort of right-wingnut robopatriot would say that" then its kind of out of my hands. Otherwise, I don't know what I'm supposed to do to convince you. I would hope that I've done at least a decent job of elaborating and fleshing out and supporting my viewpoints a little more than the kind of "Against the war? What, you some kind of commie?" poster you seem to see me as.

Is it a crime that I'm not particularly interested in participating in threads about FAPs and sex and bad haircuts?

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, sorry I'm so contemptible, Ned. I'll see what I can do.

I'm out for the weekend. See you cats on Sunday. Have a Happy Valentine's Day.

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

This has become impossible to follow. As a public service, I personally would like to see Ned and Stuart, in 15 words or less, state their respective positions on the issue, and not on the other person.

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Besides, the whole notion that most people on the left were against the war because of Vietnam-like numbers is hilarious. Everyone I talked to felt that the war would be over quickly, mostly based on Gulf War 1. I recall a few pundits talking about how the war would get messy, but I think the protests had less to do with concern about numbers and more about right and wrong.

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 13 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My hope is that what the other democracies aren't seeing is the evidence that Powell is going to reveal on the 5th. If that falls through, and there are no damning revelations, or they stay "too sensitive" for too long, then I'm going to feel very disappointed, and confused, and to some extent betrayed.

-- Stuart (gonzomoos...), January 31st, 2003.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer, I did already ask him about that, and he admitted he was very surprised nothing had turned up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The main issue I had with the war and the way things were being portrayed is that if Hussein was the ridiculous loose cannon that BushCo was painting him to be AND he had WMDs, I would expect that he'd have been tossing them around willy-nilly.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

OK Ned I hadn't noticed that. It seemed to tie in neatly with O'Reilly's mea culpa.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 February 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...
This guy is going down.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

priceless:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
check out pages 12 and 16!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I know there's a big push these days to teach lawyers and doctors to write in more narrative terms, but this -- "O'REILLEY's eyes became glazed and bizzarely strayed in opposite directions" -- this is just too far.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Gross.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

But entertaining in terms of comeuppance. I'm waiting for him to blame this on a liberal conspiracy, of course.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

He's already claimed her LAWYER is a crazed Democrat out to get him!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm excited about how The Smoking Gun is saying that the quotes are so specific that she must have obviously taped him!!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha yeah I'd say he's in pretty big trouble.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure the right are already saying he was framed somehow though, I don't know if it will destroy his reputation as much as is hoped.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I sense a lot of wishful thinking.

"Next on A Current Affair: All lawsuits are true!"

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn you naysayers, I predict O'Reilly will be forced to join Limbaugh on the dustbin of ... you know ... guys who go "eh" and get on with their jobs.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If there was videotaped footage of O'Reilly and Limbaugh raping dolphins, their fans would still find some way to write it off.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"You have spectacular boobs." Does this seduction technique usually work for O'Reilly?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - that's some ron burgundy technique!

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

In my experience that line only works with slightly-vain women over the age of 50. But then when it works, boy does it work.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Come to think of it, O'Reilly does seem like a mean-spirited version of Ron Burgundy.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

he used a vibrator on himself!

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

My favorite part is when he confuses loofah and felafel.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i was just going to post that!

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060544244.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing that got me was that i had zero trouble at all picturing him saying those words.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Unnnnghhhh!!!

Bill O'Reilly (Baked Bean Teeth), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if I'll ever be able to eat falafel again.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"University of Missouri...what I would've done with you two."

Moo Moo Mizzou!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

ok when I first saw the hyperlinks on the smoking gun page I was like OH SHIT THEY HAVE SOUND SAMPLES OF HIM SAYING THIS ON THE PHONE??!?!?!?!!?!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I was relieved when I saw that the "carribean fantasies" link didn't end with a ".mp3"

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

my god he uses the phrase "modus operandi" when making naughty phone calls. my god my god.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

frankly, I'm a little turned on by that.

Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

You want to sleep with Bill O'Reilly?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - bill o'reilly sexy - did not match any documents.

Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The time is now to create the webpage.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want him to felafel my back at the spa.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys seen Witches Of Eastwick? Picture the scene where a shirtless Nicholson seduces Cher. Now put Bill O'Reilly in his place.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

81. During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

O'reilly claimed he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the "little short brown woman" asked to see his penis and was "amazed."

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nmstore/images/books/wlofy.jpg

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

O'reilly claimed he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the "little short brown woman" asked to see his penis and was "amazed."

DAEREST MAEN WHITE MAN, WHY YUO HAEV SO ULGY THINIG-A-LING?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I get those messages on friendster all the time

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you into felafels too?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So how come is it that the headline on the AP isn't "O'Reilly Sued for Sexual Harassment", but is Fox's O'Reilly Sues Over Extortion Attempt?

Love that liberal media.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care what happens with the suit or countersuit, I just want her audiotapes released in .mp3 so I can work them into every mixtape from now until the end of time.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Drudge tried to ignore the harassment suit for most of the day, unsuccessfully.

(xp)

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Its not on drudge front page

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, drudge is how I heard about it. It's appeared above the main image all day "O'REILLY HIT WITH SEX HARASS SUIT **WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS**..." and mostly in red.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

it's official -- BILL O'REILLY IS A HORSE'S ASS. AND AS HORNY AS A TIN-CAN-EATING GOAT.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If you must, you can hear O'Reily talk dirty in the audio version of his "erotic thriller," Those Who Trespass. I think they've played it on Air America before.

Chris Marx, Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(blount!!)

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care what happens with the suit or countersuit, I just want her audiotapes released in .mp3 so I can work them into every mixtape from now until the end of time.

mixtape ts: yngwie v. o'reilly!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The small brown woman asked to see his penis and was
cue Pixies "I'm Amazed"

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 14 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

mixtape ts: yngwie v. o'reilly!

Yngwie: Curses in Swedish before he Unleashes the Fookin' Fury!
O'Reilly: Curses America before he Unleashes the Pasty, Unwashed Vienna Sausage of Horror!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

He don't need to fight,
To prove he's right,
He don't need to be forgiven

(Oh, sorry, wrong guy...)

Joe (Joe), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Pasty, Unwashed Vienna Sausage of Horror!

that's Falafel Of Horror

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The real question here is when "it became clear he was using a vibrator on himself" (in the document posted on the smoking gun) was he fucking himself up the ass or just like vibrating his dick?

now i've seen everything... have you ever seen a man eat his own head? no, well , Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The said thing about this is that I can never eat falafel again.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, sad

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Saturday, 16 October 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

that's Falafel Of Horror
No no no no no no no. The Pasty, Unwashed Vienna Sausage of Horror goes INTO the Forbidden Falafel of Lust!
Which makes the Falafel both no longer kosher but also puts it on the CDC's "Don't Touch Without Gloves" list.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The Edward Said thing about this would claim orientalism on the part of O'Reilly.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

o'reilly might respond 'i've occidentally stuck a vibrator up my ass!'

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Need I remind you that we are at war? At times of war we make sacrifices - I have to have luggage x-rayed, and O'Reilly has to put vibrators up his ass. The woman complaining obviously cares nothing about the lives list on 9-11.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theexperiment.org/media/ORiellyAlArianLG.jpg

then he sniffs it! EW!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Just remember, kiddies....every time you 'sit and spin' on the 16 inch Arouser(TM), Allah kills an insurgent."

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(no. that wasn't supposed to make sense.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa, there's acually a city in New York named "Fox"?

ya learn sumthin' new every day.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper87/stills/nhy608sr.jpg

falafel! falafel! it pleasures me! bring me my pleasures!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Criswell he ain't.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

add wrongful termination to the list of causes of action that ms. macrkis has against bill o'reilly.

psst: i may know a few good employment lawyers in NYC, andrea!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)


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