things you will never do (again), because you have done them before

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eat a whole birthday cake

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

watch the real world

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

DATE SOMEONE YOU MET OVER THE INTERNET

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

jess = otmfm

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

get married

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ditto.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

DATE SOMEONE YOU MET OVER THE INTERNET

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

take multiple vivarin

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

abuse antihistamines

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

run from the police

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a bhang cookie in the middle of the desert

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

take acid at a "laser light show"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

room with a born again christian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a long distance relationship (it took me 4 tries to realise IT DOES NOT WORK)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

intentionally ingest dishwashing liquid on a dare

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

run in a marathon

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(okay i made that last one up)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, I could be so cynical.

but I have done it before so forget it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

self-pierce any part of my body

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Speedballs.
Smoke (a boy can dream can't he.)
Kill a man just to watch him die.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

cocaine

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Breastfeed.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a bachelor's degree

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

get a mohawk

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

TOMBOT otm. I'm never going to school again *knock on wood*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

buy a ludacris record

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

attempt to "lift weights"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

fly across country more than once in a year

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Be disappointed by a Ludacris record.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

eat two jars of nutmeg

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

be young

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Inhale chloroform.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Have sex with a thirteen year old.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

believe anything alex in sf says

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

eat krispy kreme donuts.. and be indignant about it.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait. Wrong. Have sex with a fourteen year old.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

can people count as "things"? (purely hypothetical)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

hit on a girl

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha they are all true except the killing one (and probably the smoking one.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

be young

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

have a baby

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

drink a vanilla coke

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a baby

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Intimidate the people who run the B*ngb*s web site.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

drink moxie

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or sloe gin

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or fast gin

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

no gin of any kind

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

buy any Sony DVD burner

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

take multiple vivarin

Haha, it's not so bad.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch a South Park episode with Timmy.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

click on the "remove me from the mailing list" link on spam emails

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

buy any HP cd burner

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen to The College Dropout

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

buy any HP sauce burner

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Cook an egg w/ bbq sauce

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

DOUBT MYSELF

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

combine massive amounts of booze with amphetamines

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

large quantities of robotussin (again, knock on wood)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat a whole Nuclear Roll from Midori Mushi.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

attempt to make a "pizza" while drunk with toast and string cheese

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

go fishing

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

or camping

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

work outside in the summertime

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha who are YOU kidding, Jess (re: pizza)?!?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

weigh as much as i did in high school (ha ha he says with a glint of hope)

haha xpost

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

take dog tranquilizers

― Christian Rawk (Christian Rawk), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Participate in any project involving both glue and scissors.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Get high and try to make taffy.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Visit San Diego.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

go to wildwood, nj in august

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

LIVE IN OLYMPIA WASHINGTON

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

write an angry letter to salon about their American Idol coverage

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin I would like to watch that.
and Alex otm

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Toilet paper a house (really who am I kidding.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Catapult myself headfirst into a ditch off of my bike.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Talk back to someone clearly stronger and more willing to fight regardless of how wrong they are.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Live anywhere that has ditches.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Try to climb out of a third story window onto the 2nd story patio while hammered

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

attempt to climb into a third story window

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha wow xpost

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Go see a pro basketball game.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

align myself with a sports team

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

miss my chance to blow when the opportunity comes once in a lifetime....yo

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Play "post office" :(

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

smile at a stranger

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Take that ride home from the suspicious aquaintance who stole his the keys to his mothers' decrepit minivan while she was in the bathroom, just because it's the easiest way home.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Play "truth or dare" :(

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch Truth or Dare.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

watch blind date

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Buy all the episodes of Square One on DVD just to see "Mathnet" again.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

browse through madonna's sex

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

the book too

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay I mean I will only do this once. Really.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

browse through The Joy of Sex

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Compete on Blind Date.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch Bruce Willis in Blind Date.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I soon won't have to say "post many indiscretions under my real name on a readily googleable website"

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Read yesterday's paper.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

go to the cinema

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Imitate any line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

why jess! that book *is* fairly titillating!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

bruise willies during a blind date

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

That should I say I hope I soon..."

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tolerate anyone else imitating any line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

masturbate until i get a blister

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

quitter

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

visit ireland

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Believe anything Jess says.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat haggis.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no, i really mean it. fuck ireland.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha mine was in reference to the blister thing!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you fucked ireland once?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

and boy were my arms tired.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And he got a blister.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, were you ever able to rip "Bounce For the Juvenile"?

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Work at a fast food restaurant (Howdy Beef Burger) cute name, though.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Work at a grocery store.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(shit, no sorry colin. it turns out that cd hasn't made the trip across the states yet.)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

promsise anyone a mix cd

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Use Napster.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Try to get high by smoking the plants in my house.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

smoke doobage

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

let jim live when he uses the word "doobage"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for checking.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Record a record under the pseudonym Doobage.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

date an indie girl

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

or a college student

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

date a ska girl

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Dye my hair.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

go to a mighty mighty bosstones show

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

push my sister down the steps

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

skank

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I'm really sorry.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha colin so fucking otm

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ick. Second Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Wonder what Janet Jackson's breast looks like.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to say I'll never canvas for the Dem. party again, but I know I will.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

fantasize about what janet jacksons breasts look like underneath that dude's hands on the rolling stone cover

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

wish they were my handa

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if he cut them on the spikey thing.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Read anything written about Bob Dylan.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

click on a "[BLANK] is overrated" thread on ilx

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen to a radio station that bills itself as "The new rock alternative"

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

or one that features a DJ named "FACEMELTER"

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave the toilet seat up in the nighttime. (Ask the missus)

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

trust

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

this whole thread is going to be read when i die and they're making the judgment about whether i go to heaven or hell.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Fondly remember the Ben Stiller Show.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

not use lubricant

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

use dencorub as a lubricant

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

wear briefs

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Fall in love.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

attempt anal intercourse while on speed

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Drink a shot glass of beer every minute for an hour.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

[...but but but some of these things sound like fun :( ]

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe jess was the catcher

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

lateblooer you are far too cute to say that!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sing.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Date a girl who thinks that shopping is a "hobby".

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

so a "sexy" karaoke version of "Atmosphere" while drunk.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Karaoke.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dance the Frug.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Any job that involves physical labour of any type.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

actually stay at a party which involves a non-subtitled version of Akira, bongs, and a pony.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

A PONY?

― petra jane (petra jane), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

join friendster, or myspace for that matter.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

go to law school. and take the bar exam.

― Esquirebär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

think i could easily get a job since i'm all educated and shit.
drink coffee.
ketamine.
get something pierced.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

live in Champaign-Urbana.
tell girls stuff.
not kill those cockpluckers I lived with.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oops OTM abt champaign-urbana!

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

live in Asia

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

position my speakers in a precarious spot just above the headboard on my bed

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

acid. (anyone got any shrooms though?)
eat pizza bought at a gas station.
not tell someone I'm supposed to meet where they should meet me.
a backflip.
get my hair feathered.
watch a movie my friends pick out.
eat okra.
decide I need to get closer to the waves and try to sit on a lower rock. with my camera and cellphone in my pocket.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Date a musician.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Read Sidney. Or Malory.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

E-mail near-naked photographs of myself to men with long-term boyfriends.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

stay awake for over 48 hours

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

put my faith in anyone. odds are everyone will fuck up.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(cries for Ireland)

Believe anything the onionAV says about cult shows without checking with other people (fucking Mr Show piece of shit)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

1) Get back together with someone I went out with before
2) and then have it turn into a long distance relationship
3) and then get dumped just as I was about to turn in it into a short distance relationship
4) after I had quit my job.
5) and worked my notice.

― hmmm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

get drunk and let insane women come spend the night

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

have one-night stands with people I've met over the internet but haven't yet in person

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

trust the handiwork of anyone who makes statements like, oh, I dunno, "now that **** is out of the way, ****** can get to its real job of ******* things forward"

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

give people second (and third) (and fourth) chances they clearly do not deserve

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

say, "Oh, I can turn that around over the weekend" and then NOT DO IT till Sunday night (haha who am I kidding?!)

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

- take trollbait with glee
- drink more than one pint of lager in one night
- watch 'Armageddon'
- drink office coffee machine coffee
- apply E45 in places it's not really meant for
- work in a supermarket
- flirt with teenage girls on the net
- see Linkin Park in concert
- pay for a first class train ticket on the day of travel while on the train

but i still want to do a few of the things some of you are saying you won't do again

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

believe me the one-night stand and the insane women I refer to are NOT things you want in your life.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem: do you want to do these things that the rest of us won't do again, again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

no, for the first time

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i was just talking about eating an entire birthday cake really

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That reminds me: eating a whole Terry's Chocolate Orange (milk chocolate - if I can find a dark obv. it's all on)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Inhale any kind of smoke when not trapped in a burning building.

Work for my ex-boss.

Eat spleen.

Throw Julio out of a pub.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

drive whilst fucked-up

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty much everything listed on this thread minus the 'throwing julio out of a pub, having a baby and seeing linkin park' parts

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

which puts me here. hell is a cubicle people.

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

procrastinate

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Post links to that one dude's website, damn.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

drive home at 2:45 pm past the catholic all-girls high school and take out a mailbox because of uh distractions

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

not that uh i've done that like today or anything

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

'its only a ding'

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty much everything listed on this thread minus the 'throwing julio out of a pub, having a baby and seeing linkin park' parts

This sound like the kind of plotline that the new Channel 4 comedy boss really ought to be commissioning.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

But who will play Julio?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care, but Graham must be the omnipotent baby.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

visit my ex-girlfriend's blog.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I have to?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

post after nick.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Think I can walk like that on the ice just beacuse I'm listening to "Housequake"

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

order a taco bell "club chalupa"

― dan (dan), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

send angry text messages when drunk

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

OTM.

last one: "fuck off?"

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat a whole habanero pepper in one mouthful.

― Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

wear eyeliner on a dare.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

read a book by ayn rand.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

eyeliner is great!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

lets just say that i dont need any help looking feminine.

also, another thing that i will never do again: order from deep discount cd.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why?

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

if that was directed to my deep discount cd post, it is because they not only sell cds, but cassettes as well, even though they label their cassette box sets as containing "discs"

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(it was... their free shipping offer is pretty tempting.)

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to Frank Zappa's 'Spider Of Destiny'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to frank zappa

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

'but you have to respect what they're doing!'

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 19 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

eat an entire frozen cheesecake

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 19 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Have two diiferent people think they're each my one and only best friend

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 19 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

listen to frank zappa

heh heh heh

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

watch Labyrinth

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

seconds on Acid, books by Ayn Rand, and getting back together with someone.

― webcrack (music=crack), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

i have stuck to all of these!!

except the janet jackson breasts thing, though nipplegate kinda took the fun out of that

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

try to make it work with her... again

― modestmickey, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

successfully use a second alias on ilx for a long period without ever getting caught

― modestmickey, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

work at the Black Dog.

― aimurchie, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

stomp on a rusty nail just to see if it'll go through my shoe.

― tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

LSD
COLLEGE
SEX WITH AN EX

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 March 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

DATE SOMEONE YOU MET OVER THE INTERNET
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 10:01 PM
jess = otmfm
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 10:01 PM

i think may have lol'd for five minutes at this just now

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 13 January 2013 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

do as I say, not as I do

― Aimless, Sunday, 13 January 2013 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair, I think Luna was manipulating dudes for money and attention rather than "date" them.

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

Spelunking (had three years of that)
Art modeling
Rock climbing
The whole sea monkey thing (if August wants pets, I'll get her real pets)
Vegas (had perfect trips there, afraid returning will ruin my streak and I'll get mugged or something)
Paint a bathroom purple or a hallway Eames fiberglass pink
Own a snake
Wear six inch heels
Wear four inch heels
Be a French maid for Halloween

― *tera, Sunday, 13 January 2013 08:14 (thirteen years ago)

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