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why do black males tend to touch white girl more often? why do they have such behavior?

― Mary Tolliver, Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Huh?

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

More often than what?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

this sort of thing makes me wanna holler

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ENLARGE PENIS NOW

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I.C.U.R.A.Y.T. SUCKAH!

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 21 February 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ETHAN TRIFE TO THREAD!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

annnd Geir, it's only a matter of time before the inevitable syllogism arises

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

[[gets popcorn, lawn chair, Big Gulp-sized soda]]

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Once upon a time I postulated that an all Alabaman-gospal-choir would appear outside the window at the presentation of my masculine member. Oddly, three members of the ILX board were present at the conception of this conceit - and they all agreed. So, I guess, call me the syllogysm.

Heh, call me the king of low humor.

― The Second Drummer Drowned (Atila the Honeybun), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Might as well release the bats for good mesure.
http://www.hedonist-materialism.com/images/2bad4U.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So cute!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

CUTENESS ATTACK! CUTENESS ATT...oh fucking hell.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Big eyes and little teeth.

So loveable!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, they look like over-enthusiastic chihuahuas.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Their teeth are amazing. wow.

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I know!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

why do punk rock guys go out with new wave girls?

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Exotic?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

my answer is not for under 18s

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja do you have any pets?

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any pets anymore

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You should ask your mom for a bat.

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't live in a good enviorment for a bat, unfortunatly. :, (

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

bats aren't very choosy ... as long as it's dark.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

they do tend to poop a lot, though.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

he meant a baseball bat

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No. Can't have a bat. I don't know if I'll even have a pet for a while. I know I will when I move out.

Baseball bat?

Nope. I don't play baseball. I like to, but I don't get to.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

so have yer mom buy you a bat, and then you can play baseball all you want! you can even hit that friend of yers if she gets on yer nerves.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

No. I'd have a bat and I wouldn't be able to play baseball. That's why I'm not getting one. I'm not going to hit my friend. I hit her on accident recently and for the whole week she kept saying "You hit me."

I said, "It was an accident."

"But you hit me!"

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"on accident"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

do you like barry bonds?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope.

And he plays for SF.

What a shame.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

what baseball players DO you like, then?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Cal Ripken Jr.(I think that's right). He played for the Orioles. They're my favorite team, because they play for Baltimore.

Does it matter?

I like myself as a baseball player. I think that's enough.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i was just curious. what's the attraction to baltimore? is that where you're originally from?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah.

Born at Prince George's Hospital in Cheverly, MD. Lived there for one month and then I was on a plane to SF with my mom.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

only one month, yet you identify so strongly with the place? did you know that frank zappa was also born in maryland and also moved out to california with his parents?

anyway, i don't like the orioles because they beat the phillies in the 1983 world series.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Maryland so much. When I'm out of school and can live on my own, I'm moving to Maryland. Only problem is I'd have to travle to see my mom. She says she doesn't want to move back to DC. I don't even think she likes to visit.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

well, the weather in california is better than the weather in DC. also, less politicians in san francisco.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't care.

I like DC

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah. I'd be living closer to Dave Grohl too.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

he lives in L.A., though, doesn't he?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Saturday, 21 February 2004 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes.

His studio and main house is in Virginia.

I think that's his main house.

Two of the other band members live in that house too.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

boss AND landlord. what a guy.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Saturday, 21 February 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep. And producer.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Authentic teensluts drenched in cum!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

dave grohl lives in the valley and frequents the same liquor store as i

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Woderful

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

do you have a cold aja?

― fgfdg, Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

a cold COMA aja

― dsfsdf, Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

COMMA

do you hava a cold, aja

ach

― dasdas, Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I might have a cold. I was sneezing yesterday. Not anymore though.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do you want to know if I have a cold?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Cos we can't deal with the thought of a 13-year-old girl being high on cocaine.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you think I was taking cocaine?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Runny nose.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

How would you know if I had a runny nose?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

All kids do.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Leave me alone

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I'm only joking.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0204/11/grohl-91023-0.jpg

By way of an apology.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Gahhh!

whatever

Best ever

http://www.dhollander.net/img/Batteur/dave%20grohl.jpg

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks very young there.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Well yeah.

22 I believe.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread needs to die

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't blame black guys, who doesn't like touching white girls? I certainly do.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking about using the "I need to touch white girls more often" as a pick-up line.

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 21 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

how did Dave Grohl get into this thread? I turn away for one minute etc...does he have some black in him? Does he want some, haha

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Just read the whole thing.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja at age 12 "What?"
Aja at age 13 "Whatever."

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 22 February 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary, I don't care what color they are, no man is touching more white girl than I. I have such white girl touching behavior!

― Dan I., Sunday, 22 February 2004 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja at age 12 "What?"
Aja at age 13 "Whatever."

Haha!

Seems like it.

The only problem with that is, I was saying 'whatever' months before I turned 13. I just say it more often.

What do you suppose I'll say at age 14?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

'Verily'

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 22 February 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think so.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't think so"! Perfect! Well done Aja.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 22 February 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, well, there you go.

After February 14, 2005, the phrase you will here most from me will be 'I don't think so.'

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Please also call everyone fascist.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have to do that.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

You do when you're a teenager. It's the rules.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Go to your room!

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I sort of am in my 'room'

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't answer back.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

It's what teenagers do.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That's it, you're grounded.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure...

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm a negitive creep"

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

God, how can you live in such a mess?

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

What mess?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gingerb.com/VIETNAM%20Cao%20Lanh%20Officer

― fdsadf, Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks for that.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It looks like there is only one black man.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

But like Santa Claus, he somehow manages to get around all the world's white women and touch them.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Reread the original post; it's only one white girl that all of us are supposed to be touching.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Who could it be?

― fsdf, Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Her name's Candy.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Which white girl?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Candy.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep up, Nick.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

So I've heard

(sorry)

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em in.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

new york press: a white woman explains why she prefers black men

"I am sure there must be some black men who aren't good in bed. Personally, I have not experienced one who isn't. (True, I am not dating down the socioeconomic ladder, but I didn't do that when I dated white either, so the racial comparisons seem valid and fair.) They look better than white men, they touch and kiss and make love better than white men. Statistically, their penises are only a fraction of an inch bigger on average, but they seem bigger and harder.

White men over 40 have lost their waistlines and their zest for lifeif they ever had it. They carry resentments, grudges and extra pounds in their basketball bellies. Perhaps a good part of that bloat is unhappiness. Even the thin ones look flabby somehow and deeply aggrieved. They nurse the smallest perceived slight longer than their double shots of Scotch. Surely our culture as much as biology turns them into softer, spongier, less-interesting versions of their youthful selves just at the point where women and black men and other minorities are emerging strong. Society overvalues the white man, leaving him angry and bitter when he realizes, around age 40, that he's not all that.

With the exception of some Italians, white men don't turn me on anymore."

http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/Otis_Forbes_Susan_Crain_Bakos.JPG

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

tru facts

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

thank god print is still alive.

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

i'd like to point out that i'm feeling softer spongier and less-interesting well before 40, so there.

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i got nothin tbh

― you can have this tapdance here for free (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

Next up: a furry explains why she likes black fur.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

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