Kirsten Dunst to Michel Gondry on nudity

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I'm paraphrasing, cause I don't have the DVD booklet to hand, but Gondry reports how she said something like '"Sorry Michel, but the only person I'll go nude for is Almodovar". Which made Michel Gondry feel really embarrassed and seedy, because he hadn't even really asked her to.

Saying "I'll only go nude for such and such a director" - classic or dud?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

bitch needs to not step to pervy gallic genius

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Dagnabit. Almodovar is the shittiest director anyway! Maybe if I became a film director... just maybe...

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

has 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' been released yet? Anywhere, I mean. It was originally due before Christmas IIRC.

― Jeff W (zebedee), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll only go nude for Harry S Morgan

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

So Kirsten's like a prude who'd potentially sell out? I don't think I fancy her no more.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nothing prudish about not wanting to strip off! but her taste is worse than i'd have thought; i imagine she thinks stripping for pedro is not 'selling out' cos a) he's european and b) gay. but still. almodovar. jesus.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Has Almodovar indicated that he'd like her to a) appear and b) be nude in a film of his? I mean, Kirsten love, you're kind of counting yr nudity chicks before they're really hatched.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

there must be *some* reason for her nominating pedro, i'd guess... i like actresses who don't go naked anyway, it's kind of old-world and distinguished these days. keira knightley is a slapper, she got 'em out in like her first film. no class.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

'eternal sunshine' comes out in the states on 19 march

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

If Pedro doesn't want to see Kirsten Dunst in the nude he must be some kind of poof!

(most googled ILXor thread evah!)

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

keira knightley is a slapper, she got 'em out in like her first film. no class

uh...are we talking about Bend It Like Beckham here? (haven't seen it)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

'The Hole' (or so I'm told, I haven't seen it).

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

This is just some not-so-subtle "cast me, Pedro!!" shenanigans, N. I wouldn't worry too much that she didn't mention you.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not really that into Kirsten Dunst.

I sense the influence of Julie Burchill on Enrique's anti-nudity stance.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, much as I like/used to like (I don't read The Times) Burchill, this is one from the heart. I don't dislike actresses who take their clothes off, but but but. Often it's naff. Jennifer Aniston never has, Gwyneth Paltrow has -- QED.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were Julie Burchill I might well be anti-nudity too.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

On Keira's breats: As the pretty-boy American in The Hole said when Keira whipped 'em out, "Two thumbs up!"
(Claim to fame: The Hole was written by my old English teacher.)

I finally watched Bend It last week and after careful deliberation I've decided I do in fact like Keira somewhat(not for her tits, I mean). What's her co-star up to?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when Teri Hatcher stripped off - disappointment all round.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were Julie Burchill I might well be anti-nudity too.
-- suzy

meowsy!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What's her co-star up to?

not getting the same breaks as Keira - possibly due to being typecast as ASIAN girl trying to please ASIAN parents whilst generally rebelling against supposed ASIAN ideas about what a young ASIAN woman should do with her ASIAN life, another small-budget but rather successful and well received ASIAN based dramacom coming soon..?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. I didn't think much of her in 'Love Actually'. She seems pretty vile in interviews.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she just said that because Gondry is a creepy hack.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently she and Adrien Brody (both in Glasgow filming The Jacket) turned up at local bar Stereo and demanded to get served even though it was past closing time. Bar staff showed admirable slebresistance and showed them the door.

(this is where RJG comes along with his suspect Dan Ackroyd Glasgow story)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

he's not tho (x-post)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

His videos have always been k-rub.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but I thought bars in Scotland were open like ALL NIGHT LONG. Gondry is a bit weird, if talented.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole I am going to kill you

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole has been waiting for an opportunity to say this ever since her cryptic Chris Cunningham comment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Mentalism has taken over, everyone, please use the exits located at the front and rear of the thread. Thank you.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously tho i'm interested in people's criticisms of him and his work, tho it is a little off-topic

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't realize there was such love for him. I tried to revive the 'Humang Nature' thread recently but no dice. He's not *that* bluddy good. But I am rockist and don't think music vids are like 'mazin really.

Saying he isn't all that is not mentalism!!

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a sign of sanity to think his videos are twee rubbish.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiera is the new Winona, and BOY, do I like her for it! *pervy laughter*

As for Kirsten, she seems like the worst kind of poseur. Enrique OTM. Euro-chic? HAha. Pretentious shtick is wot. My heart has been broken yet again.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

nicole otm!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway, taking videos seriously as "art" is so art-school-1997 anyway

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway, thank god pen & pixel/hype williams clones came along in the mid-late 90s to kill all that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i still think kirsten dunst is hot though (my skinny girl crush of shame)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't get me wrong, Kirsten and me are still in that zone. I need Gondry's appeal explained to me. Cunningham isn't owt special neither. I like Jonze: or maybe I just like Kaufman.

Stongo otm abt videos.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet Kirsten would take her clothes off for Hype Williams.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i think he's the best music video director of all time which obviously not everyone would consider that relevant (as in music-video not that relevant an artform - but i would argue they are TO THE MOTHERFUCKING DEATH YOU CLUELESS HEATHENS) but yes i can see that the process from 3 minute short pop 'film'-maker to Hollywoodish leftstream director of longer features can be tricky and that would offer some obstacles for him. still haven't seen Human Nature despite owning the DVD for some months now - but the Gondry DVD is so worth buying even tho it does neglect some of his cool promos, i like the short film he made called 'The Letter' several years back - there's a naive charm (alongside the inspired metaphors and illusionism) in it that i wouldn't call pretentious and i think that exists to this day in his output.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Stevem, is smoke coming out of your ears?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

it is, but in the next shot you see that my head is actually kettle shaped, and then you take my head off and pour the boiling water into a basin and there's a fish singing the next line of the song

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

SEE? I AM AS GOOD AS HIM

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

is it wrong that i am now picturing neon purple fish-eye shots of kirsten dunst naked?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I also think Gondry is the best video director of all time, though a coked-up madman making me watch the 'Star Guitar' promo five times in a row did test my affections.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

very very wrong jessbag

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

though a coked-up madman making me watch the 'Star Guitar' promo five times in a row did test my affections

This is one of those Fight Club-esque scenes where the madman is yourself, no?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, this has served as a good way to clear the cobwebs out of my head in the morning.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

n. that's no way to talk about rjg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

What's her co-star up to?

Um, isn't she the one who's on ER now? I don't really know, since I don't watch ER, but I thought she was.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Human Nature is one of many films I've switched to something else while watching in the past 2 months (though most of the rest are Nigerian movies to be fair, often with 2 over-blinged hip hop Gary Coleman caricature-clones as the stars).

Steve, video directing mourns your loss.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

fish-eye shots is pretty much all Hype Williams has done in music videos, that and the neon diode room - which i like but Hype is aptly named put it that way (his full-length film didn't go down too well i seem to recall) - the other ideas (50ft Missy or whatever) kinda remind me of Jonze concepts, themselves often derived from Gondry anyway

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

or, you know, real movies.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

*ducks*

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

btw, i'll only go nude for robert redford, and then only for a million dollars.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That is the most indecent proposal I've ever heard.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

well, that wouldnt be very bigamy.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just ordinary, people.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what is?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Legal eagles.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

EVERYTHING'S ordinary.

(contentious statement)

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I now have to kill ALL of you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i kill guns with you, gondry style

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What's her co-star up to?
not getting the same breaks as Keira - possibly due to being typecast as ASIAN girl trying to please ASIAN...

Um, isn't she the one who's on ER now? I don't really know, since I don't watch ER, but I thought she was.

But she's still playing an ASIAN, I'd like to see her in some non-ASIAN roles.

― Tork Embry, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Michel Gondry is a good drummer, judging from the intro to his dvd. I got his back yo.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll only go nude for $1000.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i suppose it would also depend who i was starring opposite of

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

But she's still playing an ASIAN, I'd like to see her in some non-ASIAN roles

it was glib, and not really true in this instance anyway, but i was just bitching about perceived tokenism again, sorry (that's cool about ER if true, not that i watch that shit)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo i've got a part for you...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha an asian doctor in america would hardly be non-typecasting

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you can't really back that up anymore (either way) tho because there ARE actually doctors of Asian descent, sometimes, woah (and i knew it was a dumb thing to pick up on)...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

look, could we just get back to talking about hype williams or kirsten dunst's tits?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring it on.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Small Soldiers

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005IBAZ.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

MOST OFF-PUTTING THING EVER

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i like almodovar dammit

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

although kirsten dunst in an a. movie is producing cognitive dissonance

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought Harry killed Almodovar in the last book anyway

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of a lame-ass name is Park Overall.

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i just noticed that that film has somebody in it called PARK OVERALL - someone post that Matos pic!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Drop Dead Gorgeous is one of the best movies of ~~the late 90s~~ ALL TIME.

(Non-contetious statement)

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

my Dunst love was previously heightened cos i watched Spiderman again the other night on SKKKY Movies

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Spiderman has a totally gratuitous nipple-shot.

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Spied her, man.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Spiderman has a totally gratuitous nipple-shot.

yeah you'd think willem dafoe was at a point in his career where he wouldn't need to resort to such things

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! That's where I'd seen ER girl before! She's a great character, and is duh, playing an English Asian doctor: so far so Goodness Gracious Me pressurising parent style. But it's proven kind of interesting so far, even with the 'DO YOU SEE' aspect of the scriptwriters towards race relations i.e. having reception bloke who is a) a Vietnam vet and b) terribly racist.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

okay this is gonna be huge, but i'ma post it anyway:

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/kirstenD/kirstenD213.jpg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

my pervertalism has been denied

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You can specify image sizes when posting, you know. And it's broken anyway.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i think we should patronise jess for the rest of this thread now. you see, this is what we call a message board...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

How d'you attach images? I have one in mind for Dan Perry.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

paste the URL of the image, add an 'i' before the 'http' - then just sit back and wait for Evil Stevem to pop up and educate you on how naughty you are being

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You LEECH!

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmmmm blood/bandwidth-sucking fun.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you know image leeches are being used by the NHS now to clean up nasty infected websites?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

in Victorian times nobody gave a shit if you leeched off someone else's bandwidth (trolling was still kinda frowned upon tho)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

my Dunst love was previously heightened

This thread's pervertalism quota has now been fulfilled.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

a rush of blood to the head

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

did no one else notice that her name in that movie is "tina spangler"?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

no we were too distracted by PARK OVERALL

where is that Matos pic already?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

are you calling matos 15 & pregnant?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm never calling Matos ever - have you heard how he answers the phone?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

you sure hear how he answers it when he calls YOU

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

as if my mother wasnt scared of the people i associate with enough

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pitman, it's me Pitman, yeah you rang me mate"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

matos and i had a lovely chat on valentines day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

*jealous*

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dont worry stevem, he mentioned you.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

though he might have been saying "boo-urns"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(I had a "It's Tyler, I star-69'ed you" answer but Steve beat me)

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

my head has kinda exploded now

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Park Overall is apparently important enough to have had an Intimate Portrayal

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

park overall - the dewar's profile

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Jimmy Belcher? Paul Junger Witt? David Leisure?

WTF? STOP MAKING UP SILLY NAMES!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Chill, Steve. I had a Small Soldiers gag coming after the 'heightened love' crack.

And it would have been as bad as that one too.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

joe isuzu

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i was alluding to same gag Baz

David Leisure tho! that's even better than Barry Upscale

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm skipping work to act like a 15-year old again on the net...

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

this is what happenes when i stay home during the day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm skipping work to act like a 15-year old again on the net...

just don't get pregnant

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha! God help you if you call me 'Baz' IRL.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

David Leisure's had an uh, interesting career. Curse you IMDB, I'm playing silly actor trails...

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

it's okay we reserve that for Mark C - how about Bazza tho? Bazello? Bazarelli?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't let 15 year-old girls (pregnant or otherwise) give me silly nicknames cause then I bring down the thunder!

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Bazzo

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

baz luhrmann

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thunder-Barima". "Thunder-Burms". "Barima The Thunderer".

Ur all motherfockers.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

thunder-boo-urns

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

lion-o

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Panthro.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got his voice only it's all British.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Snarf.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

michaelangelo mum-ra

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i was gonna say!

'what, pray tell, the fuck is a samoflange?'

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Monkey(/ian)-Matt

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sammo's flange.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't be the first time, wilekit.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

we are all children of the 90s

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

knock it off jess you sound like P.O.D.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, we're all in a state of arrested adolescence, certainly.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

are you calling me a fat, dreadlocked christian?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not calling you ever (rehash)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

True, Matt. I'm actually 13.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's hardly arrested now, is it?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

you would be if you tried to get him pregnant

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The idea of impregnating Snarf is the most revolting mental image I've had to suffer in quite some time.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

rock. bottom.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Eww, get offa me! Eurgh, as IF!

(13=the age I first saw Cluelees)

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel like Gondry directed this thread

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

tonight on rock bottom we take you a sex farm for sex hookers.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"ah keep tellin ya all we got here is corn"

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt, you deserve that for the Snarf mention alone.

Strongo, you calling Steve a freak ho?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i need to avoid my life more often

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet Jesus what have we wrought?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

he's not calling me ev-*LARGE BOTTLE COLLIDES WITH HEAD*

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"So, Mr Mannion, your CV here includes designing the website...for- am I reading this right? ...www.freakytriggerhoes.co.uk ."

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wheatgrass.com/graphic1/aboutpines/hoe.gif

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

coming soon "Pitchforkpitchforks"

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt I love you for that.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You're welcome.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't be the first time, wilekit.

So how did Snarf come into the equation?

And with that, I have to stop avoiding my life.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Snarf was a little upthread from that. But I've absolutely no idea how the whole thing evolved, my apologies.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE - now in our third glorious year of calling a spade a spade

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

racist

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, I go to a meeting and look what's happened to my beautiful thread. Bloody Jess.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

B-but it has evolved into a thing of unearthly beauty!

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

say it five times in a mirror and i will appear

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

dig it like a shovel rhyme devil on a heavenly level

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

B-but it has evolved into a thing of unearthly beauty!

Most accurate thing said on the thread so far.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

not getting the same breaks as Keira - possibly due to being typecast as ASIAN girl trying to please ASIAN...
Um, isn't she the one who's on ER now? I don't really know, since I don't watch ER, but I thought she was.

But she's still playing an ASIAN, I'd like to see her in some non-ASIAN roles.

Let's put an end to this, shall we?

< /shesnotasian >

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

we already did but you had to drag it back up for no apparent reason

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

gondry is great! if you doubt this check out the "bachelorette" or "let forever be" videos. or "star guitar." for cryin' out loud people.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"human nature" not so great though. (but I blame charlie kaufman)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

can the same criticisms of Gondry (twee, 'not all that') also be applied to Ms Dunst?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

< /shesnotasian >

Is this some reference to the US definition of Asian, in which the Indian subcontinent isn't in Asia?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

not really sure I understand the "twee" criticism--is it just because he's not overtly macho? how is spike jonze LESS twee?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

or chris cunningham for that matter! "all is full of love" is tweer than anything gondry's ever done!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I swear to god some friends and I saw Kirsten Dunst at a GSYBE show in DC.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

was she [joke]?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Im not joking.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly slocki, the arguments against Gondry are FOR SHIT so far on this thread :)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

high-fives!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe anyone would admit to being at a GYBE show.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched all three features on MTV before xmas and Gondry was the coolest of the three by far.

But who did the Roysopp video with all the diagrams? that's one of my most favourites

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Your boyfriend was right there with me, sucka.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm at home now.

The text reads:

"Plus, it's really embarrassing to shoot sexy scenes. In a script I was shooting, Kirsten Dunst's character was written to be topless. She said "I'm sorry, but the only director I will show my breast to will be Pedro Almodóvar, not you." I didn't want her to anyway and she's way more hot in a T-shirt. But still, she hurt my feelings."

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Was this Michael Jackson's Human Nature?

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Which does raise the question of how he knows she's more hot with her shirt off than on. And maybe there's something wrong with her 'breast' or something, so fair enough.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

From now on, I'm going to use this "I didn't want you to anyway and you're way more hot in a T-shirt. But still, you hurt my feelings" line on every girl who refuses to take her clothes off for me.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That might yet prove your undoing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Then I will become a gay Spanish director.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, she's got cute tits, clearly, but I'll go with Michel on this one.

Hurt feelings = twee Gondry

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

But who did the Roysopp video with all the diagrams? that's one of my most favourites

more French genius - this time the collective known as 'H5' - the Royksopp vid is the tip of the iceberg (tho it is also still their best work i'd say)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

it didn't really occur to me how twee Gondry was before but come on...

1. Daft Punk 'Around The World' - twee as fuck

2. Stardust 'Music Sounds Better With You' - twee and tweer

3. Kylie 'Come Into My World' - la la la, happy dizzy girl around town

4. Chemical Brothers 'Star Guitar' - staring out the train window wistfully noticing how the landscape seems to match the soundtrack - if thats not twee then i'm a dutch kitten

5. Chemical Brothers 'Let Forever Be' - happy dizzy girl can't get out of bed

6. Foo Fighters 'Everlong' - boys in drag, TWEEEEEEEEEE

7. Donald Fagen 'Kamakiriad' - somehow manages to make dystopain metropolis twee by having people trundle around as little cars

it's all good tho, and there's always the darker vids he did for Radiohead, Massive Attack, Sinead O Connor, Bjork (but a lot of these aren't on the DVD)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

that everlong video is really funny, especially for the moment when the bed turns into a drum set.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

He's French. Why do you think he has that outrageous accent?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Have none of you fuckers ever seen Empty Nest???

http://www.brainchannels.com/latest/nest.jpg
(Back row: Leisure, Overall)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not sure we got Empty Nest in the UK, but tell me more about this wondrous Gilligan and his island

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a big crush on Kirsten Dunst. I like how her eyes are far apart.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus those people all have such awful hair

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And so, we have come full circle.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.j-cinema.net/gossips/kirstendunst/007.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

she does not approve of our mockery

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

or our bandwidth leeching

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Claudia would be happy to know she'd look like that if Louis and Lestat had been a few years late.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Barima I kiss thee.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't even deal with the full size version of this image:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tOPaEi8KDKkJ:www.superiorpics.com/kirsten_dunst/images/kirsten035.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer chow i love you

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I won't tell you about dan ackroyd.

I never found kirsten too hot. in fact, I don't find her hot at all.

and this quote makes me dislike her.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What's Dan Ackroyd got to do with anything? Is this like the Snarf thing?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

how much did dan ackroyd pay you to go topless?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a question I hope I will never be asked.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing Dan balked at being Kirsten's tit double.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dan looks hotter in a t-shirt, but he still hurt my feelings."

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I never found kirsten too hot. in fact, I don't find her hot at all.

some of my friends don't find her hot at all either which makes zero sense to me considering:

http://www.drmagic.org/celebrities_foreign/Dunst_Kirsten/wood011-uia-kirsten-dunst3_big.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to go lay down now

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see that photo but I think she looks like cozen.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops, link dead now.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, perhaps you could project it from the scratch on the cornea of your mind's eye?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Some people call her "kiki".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

There are others who call her hott

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kirsten-dunst-pictures.com/kd15.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

enough messing around:

http://talented.free.fr/images/dunst/dunst38.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

note to Almadovar: please cast kristen dunst now

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously. Those are some great tits.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

haha we r all calum

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get it.

< /raggett>

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry that was my first thought after siphoning my brain back into my skull

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/news.php?i=2&n=0

replace Osama with Calum

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

also I'm scopofyin' Ms. Dunst purely because I *LOVE* her.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

the terrorists have already won (my pants)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I look like kirsten dunst.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

may i have sex with you?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry dude.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like Aja and Dante!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

thwarted again

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

inferno of love.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

He said "may I..."

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing that KILLS me in that last pic is the little bit of jean you can see past her right hip and how it's there.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

photoshopped.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, how are those jeans staying up?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

aside from catholic guilt on my part

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

A grip clamp probably.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ducttape in the buttcrack

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(puzzled as fuck as to how I ended up in this)

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You shouldn't have worn that wet t-shirt when you kissed Spiderman, Matos.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus wept.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I want some more.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Some more wet Matos?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Go crazy

http://talented.free.fr/images/dunst/dunst20.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Got X-ray vision?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

when you guys start speaking actual English at me I'll begin to understand, but till then I'll just look at the pictures

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

dude the name Park Overall just reminded me of that photo of you sitting on a bench (probably not a park bench, can't remember) wearing a blue shirt which kinda reminded me of overalls. the more i think about it the more ridiculous the whole thing is though.

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 February 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

btw that looks like ONE HAPPY CHIMP

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 February 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

looks kinda smug actually, the little f*cker.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 February 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a blue jacket, not shirt.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 26 February 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I would go nude for Gondry.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 February 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

EVEN YOU, SPENCER CHOW???

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 February 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Gondry is a genius to me. Whatever helps his art etc. But no funny business.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 February 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"They made me take off my top"

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 26 February 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewwwww in the picture above where she's wearing a hem hem Blondie hem hem cut off t-shirt, her face looks like Ron Sexsmith's. And that's not good for a girl. I mean, he's cute and all, but yeesh.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 26 February 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP GETTING KIRSTEN WRONG

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Because she is your future wife?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 26 February 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm definitely in the minority when I say I preferred Human Nature over both Adaptation (too snide and up itself) and Being John Malkovich (good dramatic film, but not as funny as H.N). Maybe I'm a sucker to that brand of gimmicky off-beat humor (teaching mice table manners, monkeys don't assasinate their own presidents), but I thought the characters contradicted themselves perfectly...which is what I liked the most about the film. Granted it did include some trademark Gondry (bring back the use of bad rear screen projection) but overall he nailed the stylisation of it perfectly (in my mind), subdued himself and didn't overdo it with the visual eye-wowzit-stuff he's known for (and everyone kissed Jonze's ass for this...hmmm). Maybe people just have that much of an issue with their body hair that they found the film in poor taste...I don't know, but I've got Robin Williams and Tom Selleck to call and ask about this now.

― MyklR (MyklR), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Human Nature deserved a release in the UK -- it wasn't bad; and yeah, 'BJM' was over-rated. But 'Adaptation' is une vrai classique! Also Gondry just seems like a whiny dick with no ideas beyond visual razzle-dazzle. He was unfortunate to have to cast the useless Tim Robbins too.

Liz -- exactly.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't realise til the other day that Gondry did the Star guitar video too, he is a godlike genius yes, meanwhile, back to Ms Dunst.....

― chris (chris), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree to disagree, but will not submit to defending Human Nature whole-heartedly because Gondry is not sending me paychecks.

I liked Adaptation when I saw a simlar concept done the first time (The Neverending Story).

Tim Robbins ain't so bad....Jacob's Ladder? I thought his mannerisms fit the role he had in Human Nature like a glove.

― MyklR (MyklR), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh tush! I know 'Adaptation' sounds like the rankest po-mo wank-fest evah... but somehow it isn't.

anyhoo, Dunst-wise, Virgin Suicides > Lost in Translation

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Gondry just seems like a whiny dick with no ideas beyond visual razzle-dazzle.

have you seen the DVD? seriously, you should - if it doesn't change your mind at least a little i'd be baffled

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd love too see it. Any rich, eccentric benefactors can email me for a postal address.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

leave it to the brits to somehow turn this back around to art

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 February 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm congratulating myself on making it through this without ever mentioning I have a hot friend who looks like Kirsten Dunst.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Until now, duh.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I do, too! Do Nabisco and H. have one, as well?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

can I have one?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

HYPOTHESIS: All black ILXers have a friend who looks like Kirsten Dunst.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

(Er, black MALE ILXers, oops)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the name of this forum is now isle of sex

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Nabisco and H, if you don't have a hot Kirsten Dunst-resembling female amongst your friends, please rectify right damn now or be left out in the cold!

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

well i've got natural rhythm - BEAT THAT

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice monkey.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

And a hearty FUCK YOU to my man Spinktor!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

How the fuck anyone could even notice Kirsten Dunst was in Spiderman when Tobey Maguire was also in it is beyond me. Jackasses.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Portman is goth-bait. I shouldn't even have to explain this.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

No one asked for you to explain it.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

'frat bait'?

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Wie sagt man das, "go back to masturbating"?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Stiles all the way. Sheesh.

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Tobey McGuire didn't have his cock out. Though the infamous photo has transformed in my mind to Tobey, Momus and Dang all lettin' it hang loose.

(x-post)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

KD didn't have her cock out either... what you saying?

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

woah i was just gonna say Stiles is being overlooked here (hi fives Ally and ENRQ). both Dunst and Portman (and maybe Stiles too) are almost too pretty it lessens the sexiness, if you see what i mean (obv they are very attractive) tho some of those Dunst pics are affecting that view...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

'Mona Lisa Smile': worth it?

― ENRQ (Enrique), Thursday, 26 February 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunst is really *not* that pretty. Pretty, yes, compared to the average woman, but surely her hotness derives from other things. She is one of the worst examples of a Hollywood star being 'too pretty to be sexy' that I can think of. Natalie Portman, yes.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipples, Nick, think nipples.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to have to tell you again.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm perfectly aware that I was using 'things' as a euphemism.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

we clearly have different definitions of prettiness ;)

Pretty, yes, compared to the average woman

um, this alone would make her pretty (or even SUPERpretty) in the universal sense no? but then i see pretty girls every day (only on the street or whatever mind)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

So do I. But I see a lot of women in the street. Maybe one in 200 is prettier than Kirsten Dunst.

You were talking about too pretty, which is 'pretty' damned unusual.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, nick.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

hey.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"ducttape in the buttcrack" is the best single post ever on this board.

also, I would go naked for Alan Smithee.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 26 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

TRY IT.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 26 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Julia Stiles had corn-rows in that Ethan Hawke Hamlet adaptation. Yikes.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 26 February 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Julia Stiles looks like Meg White with blonde hair. Meh.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 26 February 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

julia stiles is like stuck permanently in that moment when you clear your throat before reciting a soliloquoy

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

which is what makes her HOTTT

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

by that standard matos you should be jacking off to old photos of charles laughton

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post oh lordy)

yeah, i've never been much interested in J.Sti myself.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i love how these threads about actresses always become threads about Actresses, with dicks as the organizing principle

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

and by "love" i mean "oh brother"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, well I suppose starting a thread with 'Kirsten Dunst' and 'nudity' in the title was asking for it, really. Can someone make it non-Google indexed please? No, scrub that - what am I thinking?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna say! Don't deprive us of the humor of tomorrow!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

a new campaign slogan surely

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

While Calum was around, I think there was/is a lot of self-imposed repressed perving and phwoaring on the minds of regulars (who did not want to come anywhere near being calumesque). I think this thread is a healthy outlet, or forum if you will, for those urges.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(and that's a good thing)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum is the Pope and this thread is covered in semen.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

which prince bootleg did you get that from?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the shit ones he put out on the internet.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum is not the Pope, he's more like an annoying sub-devil.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

as soon as i figure out a way to make my dick stop working, i'll do better, amateurist.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

if you have any tips, lay em on me

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

just keep up with the booze

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

done and DONE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my penis, and art lovers thank you

my waistline does not

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 February 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

and i thought serial maturbation was meant to be slimming!

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 27 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

by that standard matos you should be jacking off to old photos of charles laughton

uh, who said I wasn't?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 27 February 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

a winner is matos.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 27 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

and i thought serial maturbation was meant to be slimming!

C'mon, buddy, it's worked for you so far...

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 27 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.filmkultura.hu/2003/orokmozgo/images/orokmszept03/7filmeml02.jpg

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Friday, 27 February 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

America's Sweetheart Dumps U.S. for Some Douchebag

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Americans gathered Monday to discuss their feelings of heartbreak, anger, and resentment toward America's sweetheart Kirsten Dunst, after the film star broke up with the U.S. to be with some douchebag that everyone thought was gay.
"I don't think anyone expected this," Grangeville, ID resident Troy Pilner said, to murmurs of agreement from the rest of America. "We really cared about her, and I thought she cared about us. How can this butt-munch she's seeing provide something that the 293 million of us can't?"
Many Americans have theories about why Dunst—whose film credits include the two Spider-Man blockbusters, Bring It On, and The Virgin Suicides—broke up with us. Residents of Arizona report that Dunst's new boyfriend, Portuguese shipbuilding magnate Gilberto Nunes, must have filled her head with lies. Florida residents suggest that Dunst got scared when she realized how much she cared about us.
When asked to comment on these theories, Wyoming residents said it was still difficult to understand "what could have driven [Dunst] into the arms of such a cock."
"I never would've thought she'd be fooled by some Eurotrash pretty-boy gaylord with six-pack abs and a 100-foot yacht," Nashua, NH resident James Westerly said. "If we'd known that was what she wanted, we would have dyed our hair and bought her a bunch of expensive presents. But I always assumed our relationship was deeper than that. I really thought the U.S. and Kirsten Dunst were soulmates."
Added Philadelphia resident Joyce Lister: "Did you see those pictures in the Enquirer where [Nunes] had his shirt open so you could see some stupid tattoo on his chest? God, I hate that guy."
The U.S. then began to sob uncontrollably.
For the past week, Americans have been endlessly dissecting and discussing the "Dear John" letter we received from Dunst on Aug. 11.
"The letter from Kirsten really hurt me," said Plains, GA resident Amy Treemont, who has loved Dunst ever since she saw her in Little Women. "Look at this section where she talks about needing to grow as a person and an actress. I didn't know she felt like we were keeping her down. Maybe she thought running off with that Nunes prick was easier than working out our problems."
Continued Treemont: "Kirsten, if you can hear this, we still love you and want you back."
Many dumped Americans said they were angry that Dunst broke up with them in a letter, feeling that a phone call would have been more appropriate. Those who have tried to reach her to discuss the matter report that her phone number has been changed.
"I think she owes us an explanation, but she won't agree to meet us for lunch," Prineville, OR resident Keith Starling said. "The U.S. deserves some closure. I mean, why did she leave us for him, of all people? He's such a worthless poseur."
Residents of Florida said they came close to fighting Nunes Friday at a Miami Beach bar.
"We were all just drinking and trying to forget when he strolled in like he was King Shit," Miami's Terry Masters said. "I wanted to deck him right then and there. The bar went real quiet, and he was like, 'Doy... What's going on?' Like he didn't know. If it wasn't for our friends from Puerto Rico holding us back, I swear he'd be dead. Next time, we kick his ass on sight."
This week, Congress fiercely debated a piece of legislation that would have authorized the U.S. Army's 82nd Airborne Division to beat Nunes to within an inch of his life. Partisan bickering held up the bill, with Republicans wanting to add a rider labeling Nunes a "pussy" and Democrats wanting to call him a "first-class jerkoff."
Though reluctant to discuss the messy breakup, Dunst said she still cares about the U.S. very much and never meant to hurt anyone, but that those of us who are seeking a reconciliation "shouldn't hold [our] breath."
"I'm not denying that there were wonderful moments and a lot of deep feelings between us," Dunst said. "There were just too many problems. What happened between [human shitpile] Gilberto [Nunes] and me happened naturally. He makes me feel special. The sooner everyone realizes that my relationship with him is for real, the sooner we can all get on with our lives."
Continued Dunst: "It's not like America has never changed its mind. Do I need to mention a certain woman named Julia Roberts? Or Meg Ryan, while I'm at it? If you ask me, America doesn't know what it wants."
In response to Dunst's comments, the U.S. decided to go on a three-day bender.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4033&n=1

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 20 August 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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