Most Consistently funny regular post'er on ILX.

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I'm going to say Ally.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Recently, Aja.

Are these the noms for the ILX 1000 Oscars?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sick Nick usually cranks my Model T.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i think hanel y still. although we don't see him much anymore.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate to say this, but it's N.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets run a few ILE 1000 Oscar nom threads, for the heck of it...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hanle y's penis is fancy
stevem often gets me a-rollin'
huckle-buck often gimmes the chuckles
alex in nyc makes me sputter coffee consistently
the jess/strife tag team is unbeatable however

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q ownz

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 1 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's the man

― C J (C J), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

these threads make me want to do some sick in the toilet.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious's post reads like a terrible answer song to 'The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

rjg

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't hate to say it (he's a nice guy!!!), I agree w. JtN.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

and RJG, yeah.

"Here comes a fat man"!!! haha

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, when Ally is pissed off at something, she is an unstoppable riot. The pizza thread was out of control. And her email handles are the icing.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I adore JBR's handles more than anybody else's.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess can be damn funny as well, but Ally still wears the tiara.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

since i like toilet humor i nominate dan and bryan

― Chris V (Chris V), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

there are a LOT of funny motherfuckers on here, though

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally's email addresses push her up and over the top, no contest. They're like the Aragones drawings in the margins of MAD Magazine, a lagniappe of funny.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

lagniappe!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The extra donut, the second encore, the stew meat the butcher throws in with the steaks. More funny same price!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanle y

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought I submitted this post ages ago but it vanished: TEP.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, it is N.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

maypang, jazz odysseus

― X RATED TYRONE, Monday, 1 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, naturally.

― maypang (maypang), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

How soon we forget the genius of Dan Perry.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG or Ronan or maybe Trife

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

References to City Guys are important.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear teledildonics.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

El Diablo is pretty fucking funny, in an understated, deadpan way.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

a little shout-out for Jeanne Fury

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

somebody dig up that hanel y thread where he says he is our god. it was genius. and also saw the birth of the chickenbear.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think RJG. Or Stevem. Or Tep.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

trife, ally, and daveq really take the cake.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

How could I have forgotten Dave Q?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

mark s

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

emeritus

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

kephm

― kephm, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, not his funniest but still classick. also features many posts from my ex who I forgot used to be on here. . .

I Am God

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

clichy
ha ha ha

― RTG (RTG), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

RTG
HEE HEE HEE!

― gaol clichy (clichy), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am God

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

HANLE Y

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that guy.

also shout out to random googlers too.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

MikeyG and Lynskey are consisently pretty funny even though they post relatively rarely. There's too much love for the big boys and not enough for the plucky underdogs on this thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i nominate tracer hand

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna and Raggett represent SoCal hilarity rather well. Geir makes me laugh a lot for reasons unintended!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

god the phrase "socal hilarity" makes me tremble

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I read that as "social hilarity"

― C J (C J), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

tremble with anticipation I can only assume!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

for hilarity is nigh!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

CHAKI

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

FOR RILLZ YO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I can't pick just one... y'all are some funny motherfuckers.

Tep, Dan, Jeanne, Ally, Bryan, Crudders, Nickalicious, NA (we forgot NA!!), Hanle y, chaki, jody consistently cracks me up, Martin gets in there with really dry things once in awhile, kate makes me laugh, stevem is funny as hell - I WILL NOT BE LIMITED!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, Crudders and Chris V. with the photoshoppery = comedy GOLD.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I can't pick just one...

Very true, which is why I haven't selected a candidate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 March 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh and Chris V... and Chris P. And Huck and Millar and Mark C.

This sucks. I keep forgetting everyone.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOMPS

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

worst thread ever

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

oops

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart, god bless him!

and oops!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread ever

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

exhibit A!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe I forgot NA, who should have been my first choice. Thank you to Luna, who also has her moments, for reminding me!

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize. I meant "oops" as in "oops I wish I hadn't mentioned ORNALDO BLOOMPS as that thread will be reopened and ruined by the world's least funny."

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir to thread!

― Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

nominations:

STARRY SARAH (nobody mentioned her so far? woah)

POPE PERRY

MILLALLY (e-mail addresses so good i ripped them off completely)

JESSTRIFE

CHRIS V & SEAN C PHOTOSHOP DOUBLE WHAMMERS

RONAN

and the winner is:

us all

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to mention Gareth in his very dry ironic mode. One to Calum about the value of making friends on ILE was a masterpiece.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

MILLALLY

That could be a Cocteau Twins songtitle.

"Mill-Mill-Millally-ly-ly..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I've been posting lame-o jokes for 3 years now, and all I get is bitterness and regret. Alone on a sea of ennui :( I mean my sidewiped your arse didn't make the funny thread! What is up with that!?! I mean, I know sometimes the words don't come out right, or I delete my biting moments of wit.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot about that, Gareth is very funny. I think that's why I dislike lists and these types of threads in general, so easy to forget someone.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

sideswiped, I mean.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i left out Gareth on purpose - he probably despises this thread.

what about most consistently funny ILXer in REAL LIFE/THE FLESH - i have to say Idiot Pete Baran and Lixi do it for me there

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was a shoe-in.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

jel

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

On a few occasions Ronan has made me laugh longer than any other ILXor. I ought to say a word for Michael Jones, also, but I fear he is a minority taste round these parts (to the detriment of the boards, I must say).

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

she doesn't post anymore, but felicity was the most consistently hilarious person on ILX.

spencer chow is very funny as well.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No one has mentioned Spencer and bnw, and only one person mentioned Tracer Hand, and I think that is sad.

haha XPOST.

― Allyzay, Monday, 1 March 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

she doesn't post anymore, but felicity was the most consistently hilarious person on ILX.

I remember thinking yesterday what a pity it was felicity doesn't post anymore.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

also kate

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Be nice guys!

― BICICLETA EMOCIONAL!!! (Jon Williams) (ex machina), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

and Blount

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark S is funny, I wish he'd start posting again. Yeah, it's a shame felicity don't post no more. Thanks music mole!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

and Mark P!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am saving my votes for Felicity, Tracer, EDR, Mark S. etc for the inevitable 'Most Valued ILX Poster' thread. They got more than just laffs.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am soooooo not the funniest poster here! And that IS sad.

gareth is far funnier than we even realize.

I think I nominated N. back when we presented doofy undeserved awards for this kind of thing.

(pouts)

xpost (beams!!!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

the ian/jon monstar

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams.

Hey, what about the antipodeans?? Throw us a bone ya tossers.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh geez please no most valued poster thread! It'll be an even bigger dent to my self-esteem than high school.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I enjoy Ally's beatdowns, Jess's beatdowns, Felicity's puns, Tracer's interjections, Tombot's playwriting, Dan's ass-play, Gareth's disguised beatdowns, d k, amazing randy, more to come...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"COMO SE DICE, BUUUSHEET" is like the funniest thing I've ever read, Tracer, wtf are you talking about.

― Allyzay, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

also: cinniblount.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

all y

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Plenty of ppl.

I guess you might have to meet him to appreciate it but the pinefox can be really funny.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Di, Rainy and the Dunedin pple.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, all the down-under koala eaters

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Tad!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm here basically because most regulars are pretty witty/funny.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

more 'in the flesh' answers - it's interesting that some people tend to be much funnier online, perhaps where they are freer of inhibitions

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel more inhibited on the net, to be honest.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer is my favorite wizened biker dude. Jel is my favorite librarian.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Larcole! (even though she says such mean things about Spongebob Squarepants.)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

'mean' means 'perfectly accurate' in this case, correct?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Eisbär is my favorite Patrick Swayze fancier. I am just making up categories now, the Oscars damaged my brain more severely than it was damaged before.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

a flock of nedgulls!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

me, dammit

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

you're kidding.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

eclectic sound of jim!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yay ESOJ!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll agree, since your "bigamy" quip makes me laugh every time i go to the newest incarnation of the circle jerk. triple x-post

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I also forgot about ken. I hate this list. I shouldn't have started on it.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Daddino, Dan Perry

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(I have to vote for people who tend to player-participate rather than player-hate)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

None* of youse!! Get off your high horses!

*Gear!, certainly

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 1 March 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony's musical tastes are a laff-riot.

― limpbizkitbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Kiwi! Although I guess he's not a regular poster unless the thread features some sort of religious discussion.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the whole Ronan/Gareth Omnipotent Baby thing from a year ago is still brilliant. i like most of the posters here. tombot and miccio win the drunken dancing award though, as far as i know (i havent see you all dance drunk).

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha I went to party this weekend and evidently there will be new pictures of me dancing drunk online very soon. I'll make sure to put one on the What Do You Look Like thread)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuart, god bless him!

haha very funny

― Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel all warm inside that people think I'm funny. Seriously. I am such a fucking dork.

I think Hanle y is probably the most consistently funny person on ILX, but his humor is so genius that I'm intimidated by it, and I don't so much laugh as just say "Holy shit."

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dorks are totally awesome dude. Except LOTR dorks, that's gay.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I will cast Elvish spells on you, she-heathen

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel either way I am damned.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, don't worry, my sister got an elf tattoo, y'all can go mack daddy on her ass, it's cool

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally's "sister"

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooh you bitch!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Very well

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

LOTR Dorks F*ck Like Hobbits

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The jump up and down on the bed and throw pillows?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Duane!

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i say cinniblount and dan perry. special mention to ally

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

custos.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How bold.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

DAN PERRY!

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

totally cinniblount.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

andy (lookout/grasshopper)

― Leee the Whiney (Leee), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

lucy lurex, starry sarah, trife. and everyone else.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, rjg, steve, N, gareth, there must be some I'm forgetting. trife I guess.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, Dan, Blount, Steve (every so often), d k, trife, did I mention Jess? Oh, and I laugh at myself once in a while, does that count?

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"andy (lookout/grasshopper)"

Yea, Andy is pretty underrated. I think he's GRATE.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Andy's kinda new, no? Very funny.

I can't believe nobody's mentioned W1ntermute dude yet. Or Spinktor. Have none of you seen the FLUFF BLITZKRIEG thread?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

c*l*m

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i thought you said most consistent fanny

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

that sounds perverted now. (apt i guess)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember a time when Sinkah was king - killing with his syntax. Dastoor has the fleetest of comic feet since prime Monkhouse. If only I'd lived long enough to see them do a tap routine together.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Duane's post on albums that end in an amazing way (ILM obv) is pretty much the funniest thing I've ever read on ILX, tho Ned's Denzel Washington line from many ages ago comes pretty close

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't even remember that! What did I say?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

From memory "Tom Hanks plays a lawyer stricken w/AIDS, Denzel Washington plays an actor trying to win an Oscar" tho it was MUCH funnier (to me anyway) in context. I don't remember even vaguely what thread it was off, tho! I think of it pretty much every time I hear about a 'Cold Mountain' style OSCAR MOVIE

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(Not that I have anything against those really, sometimes I love them. I was THRILLED by LOTR's Oscar performance tho, and I barely noticed the NZ thing)

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Unfortunately, EVERY Tom Hanks film is Tom Hanks trying to win an Oscar. Its why he makes films.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

go for the gold baby!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve Guttenberg: Did Tom Hanks steal his career?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I was so mortified the night I was so out of it that I confused Steve Buscemi with Steve Guttenberg in an ilx chat.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Police Academy would be a much different film.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

OR WOULD IT

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The only people who think I'm funny are those who've met me in real life. Maybe this means you have to imagine my stupid face saying them, or maybe this means we r all clicky wankers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you are funny, but it's not like I would go out of my way to say so.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

clicky wanking, hmmmm?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

THE AMAZING RANDY.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

clicky?

I never imagine your stupid face, nick.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

He is N,! I am Nick! Or Sick.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck off - I am Nick.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(people call me Sick Nick as well, though not on here so much)

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I was talking to nick.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Fight?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think there's any point/other choice.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You do probably have Garbage Pail Kids face, N.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want a fight. I'm sorry I told you to fuck off.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

don't tell me to fuck off.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

don't back down, nick.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooh, and I was really spoiling then, too.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/9622/imgo32.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Which Nick?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nick.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This is not as epic as a Clash of the Ronans would be.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Fight?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Which Ronans?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

where's RTG, now?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tart?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you want some, eh?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll fucken 'ave yer.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I've somewhat surprised I've never battled Geir, at least directly

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were Geir?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicks are lame.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were ace in Days Of Heaven, btw.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

no, you didn't.

cross post.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on then, you tart!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

slow down, assholes.

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut it, you!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT GEIR HONGRO

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you're all rubbish straight men.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I've eaten cock before now.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

crosspost.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what I heard, about you.

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

lacrossepost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I am better than this and so are some of the rest of you.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

No!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony just distracted me by linking me to a cunt playing air-guitar. Literally.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that is as good as you get.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.funky-stuff.com/jamesbrown/Pictures/James002.jpg
"Settle down!"

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm painfully aware of this.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

dave q makes me laugh the most, followed by cinniblount.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. This thread only reinforces my insistence that I don't have a sense of humour.

(And it's not just sour grapes, thanks to the person that namechecked me!)

The things that are classed as "humour" on ILX just repeatedly fly over my head or fail to interest me. The things that make me laugh like a drain, or make me actually go "hrmmm" and think, don't even make the list.

or maybe this is just another not-at-all-veiled popularity contest thingey and humour and my lack of it just don't come into it at all.

― The River Kate (kate), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

wait a fucking minute -- what's with the apostrophe?

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you talking about nate?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's so Alex can come in and say "ha ha, post'er is short for posthumousfrogfucker, you all said Ned fucks dead frogs!", I think.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh the title.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

n., rjg, trife, blount, and ronan.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ned and cozen's fight is like two old folks in a nursing home trying to remember why they used to hate each other between bouts of dementia

that said i love you both

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

did i say ned? i meant nick

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a fairly apt description of ilx as a whole

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe just my life.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

No, you were right the first time.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ilx is my life.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and now: suicide.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

bbl

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Great band.

― maypang (maypang), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

is this performance art?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not polite to heckle, am.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Most people I'd nominate have already been said. But I'd also like to add s1ocki.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That one guy that used to post.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, one guy was frickin hilarious.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Cozen had to be physically restrained from showing his Polaroid-festooned testicles to her.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 22nd, 2004 11:15 PM.

really did give me giggles for 5 mins or so. So, I'd say N (who I have never met), Duane, Trife, Hanley, Mark S + Geir (poss. not for the 'right' reasons)are the ppl who make me larf most often on ILX

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The only people who think I'm funny are those who've met me in real life. Maybe this means you have to imagine my stupid face saying them,

Not really, Nick. I think it works on the page. I can't imagine you saying most of these things in real life.

or maybe this means we r all clicky wankers.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony just distracted me by linking me to a cunt playing air-guitar. Literally. -- Sick

Literally distracted? Literally linked? Or the cunt playing air-guitar literally? The latter two? Or all three?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Last one. It was a guy in a fanny-suit.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a dream last night (I'm sorry jess!) where jess married ilx. don't ask me how nor why, you looked pretty down jess. in the dream I sympathised.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

wait a minute. I had a fight with nick? which nick?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

was it like a moonie wedding?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

that's worse than the dream where ethan held me down and dk jerked off on me.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

TEENY.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

*wow, yeah, x-post*

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

that's worse than the dream where ethan held me down and dk jerked off on me.

That is the scariest post-apocalyptic nightmare vision of terror ever posted to ilx.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ally ws there too and she just kept saying "wtf?!" but it wasn't sound but text coming out her mouth. I can't remember what momus was doing. I have a recovered memory of somebody saying 'austere'. that was probably momus.

nicole otm.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is dk?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

An ilm poster.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

good answer.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

he kind of looked like cheshire cat crossed with rob lowe

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

but skinnier

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he'd look like Rupert Pupkin. In stussywear.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't decide if the dream itself was more terrifying than his own story of listening to mariah carey while getting his first handjob from a native american hooker

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"MAAAAAAA, I'M TRYIN' TO BEAT OFF IN HERE!"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That probably really happened to him.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

My tender sensibilities are once again disturbed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe this is just another not-at-all-veiled popularity contest thingey and humour and my lack of it just don't come into it at all.

Kate possibly OTM. (Though this is coming from a relative newbie and maybe if I had been here for a longer period of time I'd have a different opinion of the matter -- though my fellow residents in the newbies corner prob will look at the above quote and think, "Amen, sistah, amen.") (I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to parenthetical statements.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate's funny. I'll say it again. She's a sharp, funny, acerbic writer. Ditto Momus.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Many Coloured Halo is funny and I'm not saying that because of the post. And Kate is also funny.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think jess is funny...looking! He smells like flowers...CAULIFLOWERS!

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think NA is special...olympics!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you're all pretty...ugly!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

when I see Ally I say hi....deous!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

that was weak =[

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"hey, dreamboat! not you, shipwreck!"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I only started posting a few months ago, but I am pretty sure I haven't said anything (purposely) funny on here ever, Its something of an accomplishment really.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and I'd go w/Jess and his morose/suicidal/bitter/etc musings. And the cheese fry story I read earlier today which was classic.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I should begin to stop posting, here.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Good. Bye!

By the way, I just realized that anyone who said that I am consistently funny is wrong. I am highly inconsistent. You must have a selective memory or something.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

no, you're very consistent.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

-ly unfunny.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

zing!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

...

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFL!!!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you're campaigning for another thread.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone else pronounce ROFL as Roo Fool?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I think of it more like raffle but with an o instead of an a. I'm not crazy about the term anyway.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I'm not a fan of it either el diablo, coz no one rolls around on the floor laughing really, do they?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

They wouldn't be able to type in that case, would they?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

what about "omg"?

I always figured it would make a good band name, like maybe another Ice Cube side project. "Orchestral Maneouvres in the Ghetto"

patent pending

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of this thread is funny.

I disagree with most of you, or many of you.

Is N's face stupid? Or is it just pretty? Or is it both at different times?

Mike is correct to say that N's ilx wit does not belong to his real-life style, only to these pages.

Julio's comment is generous. I appreciate what he says.

On a few occasions Ronan has made me laugh longer than any other ILXor.

I don't understand this comment from JtN.

I ought to say a word for Michael Jones, also, but I fear he is a minority taste round these parts (to the detriment of the boards, I must say).

Mike *is* the funniest poster on ilx - or rather, he is the best *comic writer* to have contributed to it. Possibly, though, he cannot be considered 'regular'. Possibly he would not want to.

Besides him, murmur name on name: Q, N, JtN, RJG.

― the bluefox, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Jones is half man, half satyr-god.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Belated props for Ronan, the best DON'T TRY IT poster evah (besides the real thing). Ned has made me chuckle. But Jess made me bust a big chuckle when he shared that dream with us.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

If the people on here actually laughed as often as they claim to be tickled by ILX's funnyman populace, everybody would've popped a hernia by nOWWWWW!!!!@#$%^&*

*curtain falls*
*an audience of none stands up to cheer furiously*

― It Wasn't Me (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

rotflmao

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose you cannot help it.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i think Ally and Dan actually spend more time laughing than they do making other people laugh - some feat

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

This is true!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

No votes for Donna Brown? What the fuck?

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

totally Donna - she's been cracking me up all over the place

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm SO not the funniest poster here ... at best, i'm abbott but never costello.

― shempbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i would just like to announce that i said something funny once. it involved dick cheney and nick cave. that was it.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

did it involve the phrase 'dick cave'?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

not to be confused with "Sacred Miracle Cave"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

cheers, y'all, but it's obviously Strongo (super funny)
or Jon Williams (in the unintentional category)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for that Pinefox.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 4 March 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he's just playing Ronan.

I have to say that one of the few posters to make me laugh out loud and scare the office is Geir, he did it not ten minutes ago. The sad thing is it's completely unintentional.

Genuinely funny = Ro, RjG, Jones, N and Jess

― chris (chris), Thursday, 4 March 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Old Fart!!!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

See? Just writing 'Old Fart!!!' there made me chuckle.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's weird, on another entirely unrelated board that I look at occasionally there is somee with exactly the same name and exactly the same schtick as Old F@rt

― chris (chris), Thursday, 4 March 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss connor smedley.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

We all do. Sigh.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

He was dreamy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Fangy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/fang.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDE

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I wiould have to say the funniest commentator on ilx would have to be SMASH! HA!HA!HA!HA!

― Smash, Friday, 5 March 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you can't possibly argue with that

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what about "omg"? I always figured it would make a good band name

There is a band called Oh My God, w/crazy distorto keyboard, they are adequate.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven years pass...

the world moves on and the most consistently funny posters of ilx move on with the times. the only constant is that the it is not and never has been me.

― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)

it's lagoon and that's not a competitive race

― brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

you may find that other ilxorss differ with your assessment. this is only natural and to be expected, given the catholic breadth of tastes among us.

― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:59 (ten years ago)

and your motivation for bumping this thread was?

― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)

hugless

― j., Friday, 17 April 2015 03:07 (ten years ago)

your motivation

Boyle's Law

― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Friday, 17 April 2015 03:08 (ten years ago)

sufjan

― Treeship, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

wins too

― Treeship, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

sufjan grafton & goon is a neck & neck race imo we might need some sort of highlander type fight to settle this

― slothroprhymes, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:21 (ten years ago)

Wow you're an awful person if you think sufjan is anywhere close to the level of goon

― 龜, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:30 (ten years ago)

shrug

― slothroprhymes, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:42 (ten years ago)

did sufjan grafton ever post under another name? i've never noticed a schtick or really anything distinctive tbh

― call all destroyer, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:44 (ten years ago)

m bison has a really strong hit rate imo

― Clay, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:45 (ten years ago)

lol oh man there's a bison post in the 2nd NBA thread this year about hassan whiteside eating funyuns that makes me audibly laugh if I think about it for a second

― slothroprhymes, Friday, 17 April 2015 03:53 (ten years ago)

i had completely forgotten about that post, it is in my personal HOF now. *updates HOF.xlsx*

― brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 17 April 2015 04:16 (ten years ago)

ya its goon

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:28 (ten years ago)

Yeah c'mon

― Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:35 (ten years ago)

Sufjan is as consistent but not as funny

― Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:36 (ten years ago)

estela

― mookieproof, Friday, 17 April 2015 06:44 (ten years ago)

srsly

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 06:50 (ten years ago)

Yeah there is no way estela doesn't take this in a walk

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:54 (ten years ago)

goon is there when u need him, estela flits somewhat, not a trustworthy candidate imo

should prob have a nomination for unwittingly funniest

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 07:54 (ten years ago)

Who are self-clowning ovens of ilx

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 08:14 (ten years ago)

imo darragh's in the witting mix too

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:22 (ten years ago)

we can't go this far without mentioning matt p and unregistered imo

of course the poster who maketh me to laugh most often is a certain fellow south london based private school alumnus, look after our own we do

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:25 (ten years ago)

yes and nakh

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:26 (ten years ago)

Well yes definitely each to his own there. Only feasible answer is NickB of course. Cavernous UK/US divide too.

― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:26 (ten years ago)

ha thanks but srsly, get out of here

― yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:35 (ten years ago)

Only feasible answer is NickB of course. Cavernous UK/US divide too.

QFT. I think a lot of the US lols go over my head a lot of the time.

― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:42 (ten years ago)

big part of my ilx lols are image-based or mix of word & image; so would nominate among others gr8080, pplains, and dayo

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 10:09 (ten years ago)

(ps no question lagoon, estela, & sufjan are the frontrunners, with lagoon as hillary; just thought i'd mention some nonestablishment candidates as well)

― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)

it's lagoon and that's not a competitive race

truly a post-funny world

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:50 (ten years ago)

^most consistently runny

― mattresslessness, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:55 (ten years ago)

'snot the case

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

the entire place is fairly amusing

― the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:58 (ten years ago)

^this guy probably has the most mentions in this thread fwiw

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)

albeit from 11 years ago, when he was funny

― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)

funny creep has caused posts that would have been hilarious 10 yrs ago to only elicit a mild chuckle now

― ciderpress, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)

dylannnnn's Yeezus-era reviews are top for the decade.

― with HD lyrics (Eazy), Friday, 17 April 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

oh yeah, people read ilm, forgot about that again

― mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 14:26 (ten years ago)

Tom your opinions are dreadful today!

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:46 (ten years ago)

Plenty of lols from the North Americans: Sarah, mh, zs, the goon crew to add to the ones mentioned so far

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

snoball 4eva

― rip van wanko, Friday, 17 April 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

Plenty of lols from the North Americans: Sarah, mh, zs, the goon crew to add to the ones mentioned so far

What I said was there was a divide between the US/UK, as in what they seem to find funny, I didn't say which side was 'funnier'. Though, I agree with doglatin that a lot of the time I have no idea what US posters are talking about, funny or not.

― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)

Oh sorry I think I see now, you are referring to the fact that they are from different countries. Yes, I agree with that

― piqued (wins), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:06 (ten years ago)

pplains makes me lol all the time

― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 April 2015 16:17 (ten years ago)

switching letters guy

― The bendy yellow fruit in the snazzy yellow suit gives nutrition to boot (soref), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:20 (ten years ago)

pplains has a very nuanced ability to comb through our backward culture

― mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 16:24 (ten years ago)

pplains for the IMG and weird context lols, ssuccessor for the real talk pwnings

dyao for the wry lols, mordy for the hardheaded thumps

nakh, sarahell and imago I dont lol at nor with but thats a stylistic choice and they enjoy a core following

mattresslessness has hilarious furies imo

garda hitrate is lagoon/estela level, no higher praise

single biggest lol of tweens so far is still bill magill pool aid man entrance tho

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:32 (ten years ago)

all that said I could maybe pick wins tho

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

kool aid man entrance fuckin phones man

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

Was all set to search for pool aid man entrance, sounded interesting.

― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:36 (ten years ago)

"somebody order chlorine and a trenchant opinion on domestic violence?"

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

ASK KARL MALONE

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

i think hanel y still. although we don't see him much anymore.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, March 1, 2004 11:57 AM (11 years ago)

11 years on and Latha mGreen is still ilx's premiere prose stylist/performance artist

(with Creames Fartpoop being a close second)

― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 17 April 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)

no knock on those two but 4nthony e4ston was perfect imo

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 18 April 2015 07:05 (ten years ago)

funny creep has caused posts that would have been hilarious 10 yrs ago to only elicit a mild chuckle now

was this calling me a creep? namaste i suppose either way.

lj v gracious as always here - tho ilx is the place i feel least funny in a life where humour is usually the most solid crutch.

lagoon's laconic no punctuation posts are always funny, nakh doesn't necessarily make me laugh except in a bitter nod of acknowledgement way but that's prob a version of humour, deems is a master of the ilx format. there are probably shards of certain excelsiored comments stuck in my mind for years.

― the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 April 2015 08:21 (ten years ago)

"funny creep" as a phenomenon akin to monetary inflation afaik

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 09:03 (ten years ago)

lol - of course #insecurecreep

― the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 April 2015 09:22 (ten years ago)

#nottouchingthat

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 10:28 (ten years ago)

ilx seems much less funny to me than it did 5 years ago. my vote is probably for r|t|c

― k3vin k., Saturday, 18 April 2015 11:17 (ten years ago)

that's coz u can't say anything any more

― imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

nah I'd agree with that also nothing really %matters% anymore like it used to so there's not that element of risk that lent the hardest zings and lolsiest lols their edge u know?

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:15 (ten years ago)

turning the tilde of history

― imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)

I'm making the % happen the tilde has been long tainted imo and I won't use it. I hope you'll all join me in this important internet crusade jk no internet crusade is important

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)

it's not asterisky anymore

― drash, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:26 (ten years ago)

asterisky and ohbellhooksy

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:34 (ten years ago)

the gaul of the man

― imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 13:36 (ten years ago)

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