describe the most beautiful girl you know (or most beautiful boy)

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by someone you "KNOW", it doesn't mean say, someone who's just on TV, for example, but on the flip-side, you don't have to actually KNOW them personally, maybe it's just someone at your office who you see walking around all the time, or some girl you always see on the bus. Someone "real-life" if you know what I mean.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

My daughters Amber and Alice.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

currently it is the girl in my office who is pretty to the tenth degree, brown slightly longer than chin-length hair pulled back behind the ear, and she has lovely big eyes that squint slightly when she does that smile that makes me fall over. Then she laughs when I roll on the floor. we make a great partnership in ROFL, but i doubt i'd tell her that.

That last two bits about rolling on the floor were made up.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

She hates me.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he has these amazingly expressive turtle-like eyes that peer out smart pretty and dark and slow-darting and liquid and guarded. he's all snotty '80s english and earthy ruddy '70s biker-hippie california, the crank dropout anarchist, the prog-rock mad scientist, the mount rushmore nose. also he has an ass that won't quit.

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We're all beautiful, in every single way.

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He's five foot five, has the cutest little rosy lips and the longest eyelashes I've ever seen. He's got big brown eyes, a button nose and cheekbones to die for. His bum is small and tight, beautifully shaped - and his hips! Oh my god! His thighs are hard and tight, there's just the right amount of hair on his chest and he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me....

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

lovely blue eyes, five foot nine, long, luscious blond hair, perfectly toned body, and legs to die for! not to mention him being a man beast! if you know what i mean! ;-) oh shit, i was looking in da mirror!!

― gaol clichy (clichy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

my only response to this thread title was "sighhhhhh" and that will remain my only response

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny how i didn't have to think about it for even a split second

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

She jogs by my house every morning, I think she lives on the same street as me. I almost never am around to see her, and when I am it's only a passing glance, but I'm pretty convinced that she's my sexual ideal - very short black hair (one of my biggest weaknesses on women, esp. when it's butch in a very femme way), pouty face, ass you can bounce a quarter off of (check me out getting poetic here)

(I feel creepy now)

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

He's got huge hazel eyes that I could stare at all day, he looks like an Anime boy with a broken nose and when he stops fussing with his hair and lets it just be shaggy it's the most adorable thing I've ever seen and I wish I could see him right now but I can't, only can see an emo boy on a cell phone (he is not attractive at all).

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

dirty blond long straight hair, hazel eyes, pink cheeks that are highly pinchable, soft lips, perfect teeth and a brilliant arse.

― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Most beautiful boy = he's a smidge taller than 4 feet, he has sandy blonde hair, my eyes and cheekbones, his momma's nose and smile, and his laugh is the auditory melted butter on the grilled cheese sandwich of life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"the crank dropout anarchist, the prog-rock mad scientist, the mount rushmore nose."

that sounds goooood :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

About 5'5, perfectly squeezable all over, fabulous skin, dimples, a noble nose, amazing blue-grey eyes, glasses, cherubic lips, footballer's legs, small round bum.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious, you wonderful softie. Rah! All dads should be like you, sir. :-)

The most beautiful being I know is a wondrous and clever individual with long hair, glasses and a love of Tolkien and MBV. I would say more but modesty forbids.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooh, I'm getting moist....

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

So is Betty Crocker

― Chris 'The Big Ragu' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me..

I'm pleased for you and everything, but that's way too much information.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious, take a bow. That was excellent.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

5'2", shoulder-lengthy black hair with a cute fringe, Punjabi, big eyes and superlong eyelashes...she's my best friend from home, I knew her for about 9 years before I realised she was the most beautiful person I knew. I have pictures of her on my wall, but unfortuantely no scanner.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1", shiny chestnut hair, ballerina body, big hazel eyes, swan neck, beautiful shoulders, pouty lips, immaculately dressed, enormous geek. She's one of my favorites.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

nick that was my trick
but you were too slick and quick
and you write mad sick

but yeah my kids: somehow they got all the good DNA, they're kind and weird and hilarious and sensitive, their hearts are pure and good, their musical taste is better than any of ours, and they are the only reason for my existence on this planet.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

5'3", can't weigh more than 100 lbs. Jet black hair, the most amazing blue eyes I've ever seen. I think she's some sort of holy blend of Japanese and Swedish or something. Very very sweet too.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone's own children are the most beautiful people in the world to them. It pains me for the parents of really ugly children.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! When I was like three, one of my mom's friends had a baby, and my mom took me to see him and I guess the friend kept going on and on about how beautiful he was, and I looked into the crib and said, "He looks like E.T." and my mom had to cover up by telling her friend I'd said "He looks pretty." And now, my mom says, "Yeah, he was a really ugly baby."

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice one, Kirsten.

I know, I'm really glad that people always spontaneously tell me how great-looking my kids are, because otherwise I'd wonder if I was just wearing the parent-goggles.

Of course, the reason my kids are beautiful has more to do with their mother than with me. She thinks she's too short, too round, that her mouth and nose are too big, that her butt is too big...but she's wrong on all counts. Rowr.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Most beautiful girl (#1*): big blue bordering-on-anime-ish eyes that hug your soul, a smile so warm it could melt rock, tiny enough that I can lift her with one hand, always says the exact right things at the right times, listens, her hair, currently cut short in a very organically angular manner, dyed black in the latest of a chameleonic series of colors, my friend knows her as "treasure troll", I know her as le siiiiiiiiiigh.

*I specify #1 cuz I'm fairly certain I'll end up adding others as inspirado! strikes

x-post the reason my kids are beautiful has more to do with their mother than with me so OTM in my case as well

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the most beautiful boys I know (AKA the boy I'm currently dating): Thick, dark, curly hair, enormous blue eyes with insanely long, black lashes, skinny but muscular limbs, three cute tattoos, brilliantly white and charmingly, slightly crooked teeth, cheeks that get every so slightly pink and glowing after one bottle of Pabst.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My recent ex-gf, though we're starting to hang out again is stunning. 6'1", bit of a bean-pole but with perfectly wide hips, not quite disproportionately long torso, very long straight brown hair, very fair skinned, impossibly high cheek bones, mischievously sparkling green eyes, almost imperceptibly light freckling, big warm smile. It's too bad we're probably completely incompatible.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone's own children are the most beautiful people in the world to them. It pains me for the parents of really ugly children.**

It's true - mine was going to be about Spencer, but I'm thinking about a few more now.

**A friend of mine and I call these babies 'hi babies' (which we got from somewhere and I can't remember where) because they're children so ugly all you can do is look at them and say 'hiiiii baby!'

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Her skin is like vinyl -- the perfect companion. She floats in my new pool, deluxe and delightful. I dress her up daily. I believe I'll keep her until death sighs.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i can't do this... sniff

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

#2: she has bright hazel eyes with miles-long eyelashes and a sparkly cartoonishly perfect smile and a mue suave chopped hairdo and the top of her head reaches my chin and she's stacked as the saying goes like a brick shithouse and she speaks loudly and yells at pedestrians doing stupid things out the window of her truck and she listens to hip-hop and The Dead at extreme volumes and our child gets 90% of his good genes from her.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Her skin is like vinyl -- the perfect companion. She floats in my new pool, deluxe and delightful. I dress her up daily. I believe I'll keep her until death
sighs.

What goes on there, anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

A boy I once dated: he's an inch or two shorter than I am with whispy blonde hair that sometimes falls forward into his face when he's concentrating on something. His eyes are so blue that it hurts. He draws and makes pictures and seems beyond the touch of the world. I think that he may have found the fountain of youth, because he looks the way I imagine dorian gray must have. A (male, heterosexual) classmate of mine once accosted me to ask who "that beautiful boy" was.

― mouse, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She gives me a woody. Her boobs are huge.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants huge boobs? That's so 1996.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I just thought i'd kick this thread down a peg or two.

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jade Goody does apparently (see Heat Magazine from a couple of weeks ago) though this is not an incentive in any way for anyone else.

The front cover of the magazine the girl in front of me was buying in the supermarket tonight was proclaiming that "Curves are back!!!"

The picture used to illustrate this point? Charlotte Church.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha wtf?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't she like 14?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she's like seventeen, but still! She has no curves.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

She's curvin' for Christ.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I know lots of beautiful people...

One has the biggest, deepest brown eyes you'd ever want to get lost in, a sprinkling of freckles across his nose (that you'd hardly know are there unless you look for them), perfect, lush lips, the most amazing smile I've ever seen on a man, broad shoulders, carefully tousled black black hair, and a bangin' ass.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, you know, Ned, we dance away the heartache, the tears. Stuff like that.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

omigodgoddammit!! i just got an email from her saying she's getting back with her old boyfriend...and i have so much to read, this fucking adorno paper, this is the worst week ever.

sorry, continue

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, you know, Ned, we dance away the heartache, the tears. Stuff like that.

Mm, same old scene, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The new "sexy" Charlotte Church...
http://www.charlottechurchfans.com/images/charlottechurch1.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

she's 18, the papers were reporting her birthday party last week.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Her eyebrows are messed up.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm rubbishing at decribing people, and can't really remember what most people look like :(

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

So am I. I do not have a poetic bone in my body, there's not point in me describing my person because I will not do him any justice.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The most beautiful girl I ever knew was about 5'2, with really long chestnut hair and green eyes and a tiny mouth and people would come by and smell her hair, creepily. I had short red hair at the time and found out later we were being referred to behind our backs as the Dirty Pair by the internet editor.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw now, c'mon Jel and El Diablo. You're both good writers -- try an unconventional approach, describe mental qualities if you like.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

6'1", shiny chestnut hair, ballerina body, big hazel eyes, swan neck, beautiful shoulders, pouty lips, immaculately dressed, enormous geek.

I'm in love. Wait. I'm married.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The exchange student:

She looks like a twee bjork but with a touch of southeast asia.... oh god.....

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, she's got blue eyes. The first time I really talked to her; on a drunken Halloween night where she took me around the street, following The Cat in The Hat, telling me about the feuds in her family and what she wanted to do when she left college. The way she gets all excited and out of breath when she's passionate about something, and when she dragged me onto the dance floor a week before I had to leave for home. That she sent a present for my ill sister out of the blue, and says that she's always there to talk to if I need her.

And she's four and a half thousand miles away. Bugger.

― carson dial (carson dial), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/neuehaare.jpg
I don't have the words. I've been trying all day, I swear.

― tombot, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it!

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Awwwww

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

he has brown eyes with a dangerous, intelligent spark, authorative eyebrows, and a half smile that flirts with the corners of his lips.

my boyfriend is pretty cute too, though.

― too much for my mirror (too much for my mirror), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I met a woman tonight who looked like either/both Jan Smithers and/or Juliana Hatfield. Rrrrrrrrr.

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/s/jansmithers/photos/007.jpg+http://www.blakebabies.com/images/jul21.jpg

= melt.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, that picture wasn't so big when I clipped it..

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Jan Smithers and/or Juliana Hatfield

How about Burns's Smithers or James Hetfield?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ouch!

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgot to mention she had a couple a missiles under her blouse ... fwiw.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"and he has got the biggest balls I've ever had slap against me..."

I'd like to take this moment to disown Rumpy Pumpkin.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmm yeah, he's only one step away from being stopped at Customs for having a 'suspicious package'.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Are his balls enormous in an absolute or a relative sense? 5'5" with kiwi fruits for nuts makes him a proper circus-grade freak, no?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Rumpy - in all seriousness, this actually happened to my wee sis's boyf....or have I told you that already?

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll just describe *one* of the most beautiful ladies I know: flawless, gorgeous, peachy skin; wide-set eyes; perky cheekbones; short, choppy, wispy hair; fantastic fashion sense; cute ass; very lovely breasts; neurotic and hilarious and so much fun to be with. She's simply radiant.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you told me and that evening I vowed never to accompany kev through customs. They are kiwi sized but don't appear out of proportion next to his large cock. Far from being circus-freak like, he is jaw-droppingly awesome. What a guy. I can't wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

mark is right though. if you're 6'6", even balls like grapefruits would only make you a citrus-grade freak.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But the ladeez love it. Balls like a bull do it for me now I've discovered them. And if they were small his willy would hide all existence of them. AND they make such a sexy slapping noise. Oh yeah, the sound of one man clapping.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

We're all beautiful, in every single way.
-- Barima (barima_...), March 2nd, 2004.

Aw, dammit! Everyone beats me to the tired punchlines by lightyears!

― Franny Watling, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

And yeah,

most beautiful boy-o...
this piece of ass right hea...rejoice

― Franny Watling, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, Chu's getting real... personal.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Just doing my job, Franny.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not saying. I'm trying to be good.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

#3: she's tall enough to look me directly in the eye, has the perfect wholesome/pervy balance, she genuinely cares, she has hair down to her ass, and she's always quick to tell me which guitar makes me look sexy

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Once again, I disown Rumpy.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

if smee disowns Rumpy one more time before the (apparently huge) cock crows, we have a whole new thang goin' on.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmm, this cocks gonna crow for me tonight! Poor Mr Pumpkin, he's blissfully unaware that I'm going to come home and have mad passionate intercourse with him... Once the footballs finished.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ Rumpy, enough already.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Though she has just described my ideal evening.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah Rumpy, if I'd have known you were gonna rant on about your ficticious sex life I'd never have shown you the way to the wonder that is ILX.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, fellatio is required during the football, and beer, for it to be perfect.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

But no talking!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Ficticious? You wanna see the bruises where the balls have slapped? You wanna smell my breath?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread was beautiful, once. now it smells of spunk.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ENOUGH! *goes to lie down in darkened room*

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

cu cu cu ru! cu cu cu ru!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, a picture speaks a thousand words:

http://valdefierro.com/jnw97b.jpg

The one on the right, of course.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"mad passionate intercourse"??? Are you robots?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is weird.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

#2: He's short, has sandy brown, softly curling hair that's threatening to turn dark, my smile, my father's eyes, longggggggg eyelashes that are the envy of most girls he meets, a killer sense of humor, fred flintstone feet, and the cutest gaps in his smile.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, you made a male clone of yourself?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I pretty much did. Who knew?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Barima let me tell you a little story involving birds and bees...

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The most beautiful woman I know is moving from Seattle to Phoenix this Thursday. :(

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If it's Beast Wars, oops, I've already seen it.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Icons/poster_under_licence.gif

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Technology...

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/Virtual_Sexuality/virtualsexuality_logo.jpg

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

people are ugly.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, not Hugh Laurie. Or Dudley Moore. But then again, they technically aren't humans, but rather angels.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The most beautiful guy I know has perfect skin, pale but not pasty, rosy cherubic cheeks and just a smidge of stubble. Grey-ish blue eyes that don't give anything away and rosebud lips with the most perfect cupids bow on the planet. Cropped black hair + well trimmed sideburns. He knows what looks good on him and dresses accordingly. Skinny little ankles, well defined leg muscles. The most perfect ass imaginable with a flipside to match.

Someone get me a towel to mop up this drool!

― :), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.erikestrada.com/chips.jpg

― kephm, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

those kinda lips that look so plump and sweet you could just about chew em right off.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

thats what i'm talkin' bout!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) god i sound creepy and weird. lets never speak of these lips again.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

She's about 5'4" and a buck-o-five or so. Her weight sways plus-or-minus five pounds depending on if she's stressed or not. Strong lower body with nice round hips. She claims or complains she has fat legs, I just nod comfortingly when I know they're strong and curvy from soccer. Round face, smallish mouth that explodes when she smiles and glows when she smirks, which is often. Her hair color depends on her mood that month -- I've found girls who habitually dye their hair lose a bit of their confedence when they go natural. Green Eyes made it onto a tape I made for her last birthday. She has the ability to get mired under the demands she puts on herself when it comes to work, which is excellent, and has a work ethic that I wish I had.

She's the only girl I want to dance with.

I haven't seen her in two months.

― Your Friendly Emo Pussy (ModJ), Thursday, 4 March 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

About yey short about yey tall about so big about so small about
this length about this width about this flow about this gift instict
leading me right up your alley way skip tha
Moet let's chill with some
Allazae nuff stress in our day let me massage your mind as my mentals
start to play a ghetto sauce who you are
and I'll be your sexual chocolate bar and I got to keep it strong for tha
cause and you got to keep me strong for the toss brother mad at me damn
tha family what else could we be when no one else understands us
but me you were the first to tame me uh Big Tif I'm out

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not really Big Tif.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

and i'd be more like a sexual milky way bar.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i just put myself off white chocolate.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like the sweetest thread ever, it gives me hope for this forum

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

she has great hair and a glorious smile and a voice that could turn your gut to prune-whip yogurt. she's also funny as hell, and i don't even know how to tell you how great she is, so i won't, because i'd rather just go talk to her some more.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it incredibly sad that until I noticed the the black hair bit I was really, really hoping this might have been about me?

(notwithstanding I was in bed with the only person who could have written it at the time)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

2 years on.

nobody has yet managed to take the place of that girl from my first post.

she has departed the office last year.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I had enjoyed a relatively trouble-free life before reading this thread, and specifically Rumpie's posts. All in the past now

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

5'4", under 100 lbs in a fit, healthy way. tan. silky straight brown hair with blonde highlights to mid-back. high kissable cheekbones, bright brown almond-shaped eyes, delicate and playful nose and lips. perfectly proportioned small perky breasts teasingly poking out her tight tops over a perfectly flat muscular stomach. god-given hips and a tight bouncy ass. delicate wrists and long fingers. and god, the most incredible instant-erection legs ever, legs that should have a warning label on them they're so hot. long, so smooth, artistically sculpted. gently stroking them for an hour, slowly moving up her hips to her groin is the closest i've come to ecstasy. a soft, musical voice, an unstoppable laugh, wonderful dimples when she smiles. loves to flirt, loves (or loved) to be held, stroked, and kissed.

― not logged in, Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

thinking about her still sometimes makes me wanna have an orgasm.

― not logged in, Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

there's this incredibly attractive girl that i always see at the coffeehouse i go to...she's probably about 5'9", dark hair, big dark eyes, she walks like a dancer (i don't know how else to describe it), ultra-confident, and she looks like a french new wave actress, except more beautiful than any of them. she doesn't have "conventional" beauty, for a number of reasons, but she's probably the more attractive girl i've ever seen in los angeles.

as it turns out, she's also best friends with someone i've recently become acquainted with via a film shoot. and via myspace i discovered that she has actually fantastic, great taste in film, music, and literature. i probably have no shot, she's fit and she knows it, but i'm gonna see what i can do.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 March 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm bored of beautiful people.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

ewwww xxxpost i'm going to puke!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know any beautiful people

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

this thread just kind of makes me wish i could be beautiful

and also: barf to the rumpy stuff.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

you can be beautiful, mandee.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

well; no, i really cant! im just NOT beautiful or could I be, but it sounds like A LOT OF FUN!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

Just close your eyes and think real beautiful thoughts!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'M THINKING OF RUBIES...

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://oneofthethree.co.uk/recordcovers/oneman.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

Certainly not the stupid bitch I was married to forever!

― Copping A Feel, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of mine in college was Dyan Cannon's doppelganger -- beautiful, big eyes and bigger smile, quick to laugh, extremely hot body.

...and I just realized I can't remember her name. :(

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Have you considered a pet?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

only if it's beautiful

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

huge brown eyes. neat and delicate. very European. possibly feral.

― youn, Friday, 10 March 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

this thread's kinda depressing, isn't it? and not just for the usual reasons.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

That One Man Clapping album is RARE and HARD TO FIND and GREAT! I lost mine when I was about 14, boo. It's the only place that song Burned was ever released, and it was really really good.

Sorry, I'm getting distracted. Nearly everybody I know is beautiful, one way or another.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

J.D., what you said brings to mind Veronica by Mary Gaitskill, but that's not a reason to be sad. "Those songs will still be in your room when you get back."

― youn, Friday, 10 March 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have One Man Clapping on vinyl. Is it worth lots of money?

*googles*

Hurrah! Also, yeah, beautiful is not the same as pretty. Not enough appreciation of inner beauty here.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 10 March 2006 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

Climb aboard. His grocery groin.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

£40 in the VINYL EXCHANGE manchester, last time i checked.

― piscesboy, Friday, 10 March 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

the first time i read this thread it made me jealous

aww

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

but not anymore? :(

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, Ailsa -- there were a few posts that pointed out that the beloved's physical features most appreciated by the poster may not be widely considered lovely, which is heartening.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

you can certainly talk about inner beauty here, btw.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

a little.

xxpost

One of the mourners at my grandpa's wake yesterday kept telling me how beautiful i was, they were very pissed at the time so i'm taking it with a large pinch of salt.

― leigh (leigh), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I am terrible at describing people, and I can't think of anybody anyway! SAD.

p.s -- i like how many mentions of "HOT TIGHT ASSES YOU COULD BOUNCE QUARTERS OFF OF" there are in this thread. Or not. Not sure.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

you can certainly talk about inner beauty here, btw.

No one's going to wax rhapsodic about inner labia, Ken.

― Dan (Heh Heh "Wax") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

also, i noticed lots of mention of "big blue eyes to die for" - GROSS ME OUT.

HEY GUNTHER - YOU HAVE BIG BLUE EYES TO DIE FOR.

wait, i should describe my cat!!! she is the most beautiful girl I've seen.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

But, are they big blue eyes to die for even THROUGH GLASSES? I think that is the true test.

And I don't think a cat COUNTS!!!!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

this thread just kind of makes me wish i could be beautiful

-- POOP BITCH (mandeewrigh...), March 9th, 2006 11:56 PM. (Mandee)

Mandee, I've read a lot of rubbish on ILX in my time but this takes the biscuit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah mandee, that was dumb.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

jeez, guys, get off my jock already

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha

two years pass...

still in awe of this thread

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

oh man I miss when mandee was POOP BITCH

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

"grocery groin" still cracks me the fuck up

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god what was Rumpy on when she posted all that!@?

― Trayce, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

Ficticious? You wanna see the bruises where the balls have slapped? You wanna smell my breath?

-- Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 12:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

woah. Since when are enormous balls a good thing anyway?

― ENBB, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

For resting your legs.

http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/eleph-fiji.gif

― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

'climb aboard his grocery groin'

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

the bruises/breath thing... most o_O thing ever posted to ILX?

― s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1670956388317191308&q=%22charlie+rich%22+and+%22most+beautiful+girl%22&ei=JsQaSJnHE4SwrAO_puTIAQ

― gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)

Do I have to stick to the thread question exactly? I'm happy to talk about a beautiful person I know, but if it's "the most" beautiful, it sounds like they're only a degree different from others off the same rack.

― B'wana Beast, Friday, 2 May 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)

Without a shadow of a doubt, it's Erika, the half-Japanese, half-Swedish fashion editor I work with.

― suzy, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to be boring and say my boyf is the most beautiful boy I know, I had a crush on him for 5 years before we finally got together, and right now he is in the other room writing a gorgeous arpeggioed Vini Reilly style guitar piece which is making my evening most pleasant.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

the bruises/breath thing... most o_O thing ever posted to ILX?

It could almost be a Whitehouse lyric

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)

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Luna, you made a male clone of yourself?
-- Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:04 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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I pretty much did. Who knew?
-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:13 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

I admit I did lol at that, though she was obviously talking about her son.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin
climb aboard his grocery groin

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 May 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

All aboard -- the grocery groin.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Get on up...

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

'grocery groin' is genius, still

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Slocki, you don't remember Becky Luc4s then?

― Mark C, Friday, 2 May 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

lol why did I bookmark this thread

― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

you know exactly why

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) you're hoping to recognise yourself in one of the descriptions...

― snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

I miss Rumpie nowadays

― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

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