This is the thread where you apologize for whatever you've done to make ILx irritating

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-the "I Hate This Generation" thread
-the Outkast/tokenism/"sex offender list" thread
-the Amy Phillips/White Stripes thread
-90% of everything else I've posted not involving mix CDs

(don't mind me, I'm mildly inebriated)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

-puns

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

-when I'm in rant/crab mode.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

- continuing to post after may 2002

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"how many people have you, well, YOU know..."

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 March 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

oddly I think strongo and I have the same problem

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry for reviving my flinstones thread.

Taking Sides:The Flinstones-vs-The Flinstones In Viva Rock Vegas 2

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not sorry at all!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

", though"
","
"blah blah blah shit my pants blah blah"
"oh boo hoo I'm so sad my daddy's sick, no one loves me, I'm so ugly and fat"

― Kenny Blankenship (Bryan), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

um, sure i am.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

je ne regrette rien

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am looking at my list of accomplishments upthread and wondering if it is safe to assume that me:antagonism::Dan Perry:ribaldry

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

-google picture search abuse

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

-making the other ILX males insecure with my awesome sexyness.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

- killing bnw with my big dick

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/category.php?catid=239

and this:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/category.php?catid=240

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

gee, remember when the internet was fun? all that porn. now it just makes us feel kinda sad.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

killing threads with my too-much-information-ness

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no, a popular meme! Eisbar, how could you?!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

70% of the internet now exists solely to mock the remaining 30%

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The huge posts of Bleach

― Aja (aja), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The official ILX freestyle rap challenge.

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

A popular whom?

― jazz odysseus, Friday, 5 March 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

That was fun Maypang. You don't have to apologize for that, at least I don't think so.

― Aja (aja), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Constant invokation of K____g J__e and needlessly vociferous lambasting of others merely because they :::gasp::: happen to enjoy certain music that I don't.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

this is like an ilx AA meeting

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

threatening to nail-gun motherfuckers is so NOT irritating

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(btw the "annoying" qualities are what make 75% of you FUN)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

my "One Day At A Time" bumper sticker better be one of those shiny metalflake jobs

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

25% represent

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The Prior-art-o-matic is still fun. Here, I will demonstrate:

Ned Raggett is a pair of shoes! It can play the trumpet!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

god, i was so naive when i first had a computer. That site provided me with hours of entertainment.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A popular whom?
A popular youyou.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://glen-of-imaal-terrier.com/contest5/yoyo.jpg

― jazz odysseus, Friday, 5 March 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

-puns
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...) (webmail), March 5th, 2004. (electricsound)

Yes, that israeli true.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for saying "witchedy grubs" whenever i am in the presence of an australian ILXor.

damn, i did it AGAIN.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, none of this is making me feel like I'm not alone in my ability to cause so much insane bullshit

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I start 600-post-long threads where everyone starts calling each other racist!"

"Well, uh... I... say. Funny things. Wordplay."

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Nate, have you READ the thread I apologized for?

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Since no one else is going to do it, I apologize for Aja sometimes being an insensitive brat.

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

there WERE ilxors who got annoyed by the whole "defend the indefensible" schtick that i created ... though they didn't call me a racist for doing that.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i sincerely apologize for raising the emo quotient of ILX.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, the "none of this" is somewhat of an exaggeration. I didn't havet Ally in mind, though I am glad to get a chance to exhibit my ability to make people think the negative things I say are automatically about them or their friends.

The "YOU know..." thread at least has moments of levity.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i will never apologize for raising the emo quotient! never!!!!!!

Nate - your "controversial" threads produced some of the better discussions on ILM. You are just like Momus! Feel better?

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ijkl,mjk,mnjkmnuijkmuijkmuijkm

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(preceding post typed with forehead)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry for not giving my all.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, I meant, sorry for not giving my balls.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

nbhn nbn bnnm nn

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(preceding post produced by... well, you know)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Bon Scott shoulda sung about that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the Perry Method?

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(xp cruller slut)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for every post I've made except the last two here.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

snap.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

der-der-der DUT.... DUT.... DUT...... der-der-der DUT......DUT.......

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

that was the sound of my balls, btw.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you balls as serious as cancer?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like to talk about them, unless I have to.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i would also like to apologize for introducing jonathan williams to this board.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you balls as serious as cancer?

John Kruk to thread

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"i'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this.... you've got RJG's balls"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

so does, etc.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

someone should accept Ian Johnson's apology, on behalf of ILX.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I apologize for pretending to know anything.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Among other things, I apologize for this:
http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/ilx-in-a-nutshell.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

that's like apologizing for giving birth to a gold-plated robot Jesus

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, then, I apologize for this instead:
http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/worf-n-spock.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry I employ some of you fuckers

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

and also for snapping on people when I've been working 11+ hour days

also for snapping on people when I haven't been working 11+ hour days

and also for all the lists

and for getting defensive about all the lists

and that whole Ott thread

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for not posting this pic enough:

http://www.jessicadestefano.com/jesuspizzaongreen.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

WWJWOHT? (What Would Jesus Want on His Tombstone?)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Hung Like This"

― Sym (shmuel), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"I AM SORRY I EMPLOY SOME OF YOU FUCKERS"
--Jesus, 0-33 a.d.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rambunctious.org/images/punkjesus2.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very very sorry for the "I Hate Religion" thread. I thought it was going to be funny, but...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

also, I apologize ahead of time for this:

Q: Why wasn't Jesus a very fast driver?
A: He could only go zero to 33.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry for beaming like an idiot after typing that

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry for laughing

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My folx killed Christ, I can't help it, it's reflex

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bombsite.com/images/pollard.jpg

"*AHEM*, Matos?"

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I take it all back

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

look out! he'll throw a beer bottle at you! and miss!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

the apologies I mean

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thepoppages.tripod.com/gbv1.jpg

"Michaelangelo Matos, Say Hello To My Shoes And My Wondrous Toons"

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"and my craftily concealed supertaint"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a camel toe i see?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

jim, no need to mention GBV song titles... please.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Another apology.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kingdiamond.com.ar/kingfront.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for being a corny motherfuxxor when I first started posting here. Now I still am, of course, but ON PURPOSE.

Also for pissing off one of the people I really dig the most. I honestly didn't do it on purpose, just trying to be surreal, wasn't meant to be a slam. I'm sorry.

The rest of you, though, can get bent in a car door.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for secretly hoping that I am this person B2D digs the most.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for coming to FAPs and standing around looking uneasy.

I apologize for hanging out on threads, just reading, creepily.

― Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry Nate it wasn't you, unless I pissed you off, in which case, sure, it was you, plz x-cept my apology thx 1138 bye

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry for the sex haikus and several topics I started that were already well-documented in the archives.

also sorry for listening to anyone who said Kish Kash was good! >:(

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw man, don't apologize for the sex haikus, Gear!
Ally, don't apologize for the "how many people have, you know... ?" thread. Please.

A number of other individuals needn't apologize for what they apologized for on this thread.

I apologize for foisting my insecurities and messed-up-ness upon you. I also apologize for being predictable and monotonous (and banal, too). I thought I was going to have to apologize for the whole "'Nice Girl' Syndrome" thread but it's sparked some interesting discussion and I've heard some things I've needed to hear so that's good. I will also apologize for not contributing anything to it at the moment. I just need to think over some things before I post.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry this place gives Dee such a complex that she feels the need to apologize for being one of the most levelheaded characters on it

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 5 March 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for existing.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 5 March 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, just generally being a twat

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for whining about not being goth anymore (even though I'm not, I swear... ah shit).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

*opens door*

Is this the Catholic guilt thread?

*closes door*

― run it off (run it off), Friday, 5 March 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for saying boring things which usually kill threads.

(Please someone prove me wrong and add something after me)

― Rob M (Rob M), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ahhh you're alright rob! you've got stellar taste in tunes

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

see? i killed the thread for you

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sure that I annoy ppl because of my tweeness & banalness, but I am not about to change that for anyone here. So twee that mofos!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Would that be "banality"?

Because trust me, if I know anything, it's about banality. Hurrah!

I am only sorry about one thing and that is that only Nicole has started using "sockf#cker" as a general expletive. I am also sorry I haven't learnt more from ILx - haaaaaahahaahhahaahahhahahahaa, ooh hehhehehee, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRF oh my SIDES. I am sorry I am not as funny as "Old Fart!!!" who is VERY funny and er... that's about it.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

we still like you starry

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry that Starry always corrects my posts. YES BANALITY!!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You spelt "motherfucker" wrong as well!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sssh now!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but I'm already ssh-ed into my email account! (All geeks please kill me NOW)

NB no c#nting emails, I note!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry for posting too many dull one line posts.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 5 March 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for hypocrisy, making snarky comments in the heat of the moment, and for winding up N.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Ricardo apologise for one line posts. I'd love to contribute in greater detail, but am nightmarishly busy and work. ILx is keeping me sane.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Posting

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry I EVER post, guys

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i retract pretty much everything i posted in my first few months here. there's plenty of stuff i apologise for after that: threads too numerous to type here.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

OH FFS I also apologise for the dumbest crosspost I've made yet

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Who invented the 'This is the thread where...' construction and have they apologised yet?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It was the writers of Friends.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

APOLOGISE FOR MAKING JOEY GAY, YOU FIENDS!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

No Mark, I think you'll find the writers of Friends didn't actually port their naming convention over to ILx personally. I believe it was Luna, wasn't it?

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna is a good woman, but I cannot let this pass.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

like a stone

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for turning into another one-line-joke twat because it's easier than thinking and talking.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd apologise for that too but I'm not over that stupid abortion thread

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know what to apologise for. Could someone help me out here?

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

encouraging stevem

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

said 'yo' in 90% of my posts, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god!!! I have just realised I had a dream last night where I met g-kit and someone else (damn I can't remember who though) in the pub!! The thing is that there were these really two scary looking women (think League of Gents stylee) and I was asking someone else who they were, turns out is was g-kit and pal, but they weren't saying anything... just staring at everyone else whilst clutching onto their oversized handbags.

I have no idea what this means, yo!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(I think I apologise for just typing that up!)

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not even a woman...
but i appreciate being in your dreams. keep it up, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew I could rely on you, Jess.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

a apologize for breakdancing on your furniture and talking to myself

― kephm, Friday, 5 March 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I know!! I was whispering to someone next to me (the pub was the John Snow on Lexington Street) that I was convinced that you were a blerk - then I shut up because you were giving me a scary look and I thought you would wallop me round the head with your purse.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry for almost everything I've written, it all strikes me as being pretty obnoxious. Except maybe telling Aja to fuck off, I enjoyed that.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for not reading this thread earlier.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 March 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for buying the ILXOR.COM domain name.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for blantanly objectifying some of the ladies on this board (and elsewhere) and subjecting them to my pervy ways.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

And I apologize in advance for future inappropriate comments directed towards them.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

what the hell's a blerk?

my amateur and very pointless analysis of said dream:

"g-kit is such a lurker. and i have a creepy feeling he has a co-lurker. i best not say owt though, cos he's probably be HELLA-SCARY in real life, not just some skinny wretch from essex that says 'yo' too much"

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I started the Embarassing things Americans do when Visiting Europe thread before I went to Paris. I blame myself for all of the horrible spin-off threads that continue to haunt me.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for jumping on bandwagons, and for overegged frivolity.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Honestly I don't feel like I have to apologize for jack shit considering the number of times one random sick asshole or another on this board has made me want to pursue serial killing. I may be irritating to some but I doubt I've put anybody into a cold sweat of rage because I couldn't be bothered to have any decent respect for the sanctity of a human life or personal dignity.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 5 March 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that's my turf

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 5 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize in advance for an event to be named later

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Blerk = bloke! Honestly.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for all that "nail gun" business.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno Tom, you're a lot more interesting when you discuss things rather than just damn people/threads and disappear again.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry for not posting enough.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

JOEY IS GAY???

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh he's not really gay.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for being texan.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for not always paying the care and attention to spelling that I probably should.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for threatening to kill some of you and then not actually going through with it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks, jess.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for makin' 'em say "AUGH". Na-na, na-na. Na-na na-na.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You should have went through with it!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I left.

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

IT AINT MY FAULT (did i do that?)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You just wear glasses to be more like Urkel, right?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

urkel, silkk the shocker, whoever

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cattdaddy.com/nilks/silkk.jpg

"Anybody got any CHEESE?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for lurking too much, if doing so is creepy. Though if I posted more, I'd be apologizing for that too.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for the Bad Kate era, i.e. anything posted between about October 2001 and March 2004. That should just about do it. Well, not everything that Bad Kate posted, but mainly dragging on feuds and nasty personal stuff that should have stayed off board dragging on for way too long after I should have walked away from it, for ever and ever amen.

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh! I mean, March 2003, because honestly, March 2004 is only a few days old and I don't think I've done anything yet to require apologising for. (Except maybe mixing up Matt and Rob and calling Colette a bitch via drunken text messages!)

― The River Kate (kate), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for not posting more pictures of Fred Durst recently. And all the gratuitous typo correction posts.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

when is the make-up sex?

― kephm, Friday, 5 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for being mostly irrelevant, and for the goth pics.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry i offended teeny and jaXon on the t/s rent/own thread yesterday.

― kephm, Friday, 5 March 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no idea what you're talking about!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The divorce implication.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah! actually I thought that was hilarious because I do the same thing.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry, but I really like whiskey.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for ... the goth pics.

I really don't see why any apology is needed for that. You should apologize for not posting more!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 5 March 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

oh good, teeny.

xpost

― kephm, Friday, 5 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe it was Luna, wasn't it?

Nope, it started before I got here - the general construction anyway. I'd apologize for the 'this is the thread where I say...' stuff, but I think I have about 900 times before, I'm really not all that sorry, and anyway, what good would it do?

I'm sorry, but I adore you all.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

whined. constantly.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for the australians

― mullygrubber (gaz), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of sorry I puked on your shoes.

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise that I am a big wuss and that I don't agree that punching people in the face makes me feel better, even if they deserve it.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry for anything that I have posted after 3am, I am drunk, I am going to bed now. (Well, maybe after this Autechre album has finished.)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Posting this:

http://www.thetmanshow.com/ttms/images/bikini/3.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for being a blabbering idiot. Essentially, being myself.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm apologize for R.E.M. being my favourite band.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sorry for blinding you monkeys with my BRILLIANCE! Yeah right!

― Smash, Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, just generally being a cunt.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

teeny needs to post MORE teeny-the-goth pics!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

gratuitous posts about my drug abuse

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

my existence.

― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologise for always assuming the worst of everything!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 6 March 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for being the only person here right now.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for being here but saying nothing.

Otherwise I apologise for not thinking before posting. And for taking the hump every time someone confuses England with Britain.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not the only one here right now, Jel. I've been here all night.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise fr winding nate up.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

not like that's really difficult

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Nate, you're kinda cute.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait...no, hitting on ILx men is actually Anthony's job. Sorry.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

[I don't know if it's annoying, but...whatever.]

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"cute" only in the sense that it rhymes with "galoot"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Once again, Nate, you fail to realize that being sexy is 25% FEELING SEXY. (The rest, of course, is genetics, diet, vitamin E, clingy clothy and lots of expensive plastic surgery.)

I don't think you should apologize for any of those threads in the first post, though. (What's Vice been up to lately, anyway?)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize for nothing.

not even the fat bees.

or the beholder pics on one of the sex threads a few months back.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops, wait, my last bunch of comments should've gone on the "continue" thread, not the "apologize" one.

Anyway, there was a thread I would like to apologize about...I was arguing with a female poster about identity issues and I think the tone I used was needlessly haughty. Problem is, I can't remember who I was arguing with or what thread it was on...was it Lucy?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry for using other people's threads to talk to myself

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 March 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Apologies? Um, no.
But two pet pities, tho.

One: not having advanced enough the holy cause of the 'postrophe (because tend to forget m'self sometimes).
Two: not having posted enough swear words in Latin or Latvian (because don't know any).

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 March 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Reviving lots of "this is the thread..." threads.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for not attending FAPs, feel like I've left it too long now. Being increasingly tube-phobic doesn't help! grrrr.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I REGRET NOTHING

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

jel i told ya you can't use tube-phobia as an excuse (you're still closer to Zone 1 than i was in Ruislip) - remember the 207 is your friend, and the N207 your lover

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Mea culpa, mea cul....je vous emmerde, tous.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i apologize profusely for all that pimp my chickenbear nonsense.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont apologize for anything. i dont give a shit who ive irritated

― CAss (CAss), Saturday, 17 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are you?

― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 17 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

im sorry for posting in all caps earlier today

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what cant you read you illiterate loser?

― CAss (CAss), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

feisty!

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Kitten's got claws! Mer-ROW!

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, kids. Leave alone!

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologise for feeding the troll on the ENF*NETEE TV SHOW thread on ILM. Whether I will be apologising for *that* picture, only time will tell ;)

― the impossible shortest special path! (the impossible shortest specia), Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My apologies list

Forgive me, Ilx, for I have sinned.
- I am truly sorry for all the mean-spirited sarcasm I've posted here over the last 4 years.
- I am truly sorry for not being sure to closing my teletype tags when re-posting a news article.
- I am truly sorry for all the quasi-paranoid rants. (Must not read Slashdot.org or Disinformation.com right before switching over to Ilxor.)
Amen.

Nate: -90% of everything else I've posted not involving mix CDs
I concur. There is (probably) nothing left to discuss on Ilxor anymore. We should focus entirely on mix cds. Some of those mix cds are like pr0n to me.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 17 April 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I'd like to apologize for everything I've posted that's more than, say, a month old. Keep in mind that I've basically grown up with ILX and my vulnerable adolescent brain chemistry is completely changing every second.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

i invented 'crush of shame'

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

haha custos's post is pretty head-shaking

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

i invented 'crush of shame'

I have a crush on you!

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

unnecessarily long posts

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

you mean not long enough.

― big tim fan, Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I think I probably just post too much in general, quantity over quality, but until I get a better job that's probably not going to change.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Sorry for the boring American non-ironic earnestness.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry for being thin-skinned and cranky 83% of the time and horrifically spazzy the remaining 17%.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

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