Do I have to love everything?

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I find it quite impossible to love everything. The concept scares me. Horribly. Loving things like...I don't know anything on television between 9am to 1pm on weekdays, or People's Court. Also, I can't quite push myself to love obese women. I've tried, just for you guys. Can I love some things?

By the way I just wanted to say this to introduce myself to this bizarre place that I stumbled upon...somehow...I think it was trying to prove to my *ignorant* friend that oral sex is not using hands :X

...well anyways...I think it caught the topic of "SweetenZ" the thing that...nm search for it on the boards if you are that interested.

I have quite a few philosophies, and wouldn't mind to share them with an open board such as yourselves.

Nice to meet you everyone, and I hope that I will get to know some of you.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome! If you stay around, I think you'll find there's quite a bit of hate floating around here, too. So don't worry about having to love everything.

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS FAST! Man you guys are night owls like me!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that's because loving everything includes the love of hating some things.

(hi)

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, talk about doublespeak.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post
(your reply was too fast too)

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah. Shit moves around here. Plus, there are folks from all over the world, so there's always someone up, depending on the time zone.

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sup Nairn?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you have to love everything. It's the law or something. Whatever.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh cool, I should move there, I'd be on schedule.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was expecting that I come here tomorrow and be like, "damn, its in the archives, or not replied to."

I'm staying.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

And sugar, we're glad to have you.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I am, anyway.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

But I'm a little high, not to mention the previously mentioned twee and banal, so what the fuck do I know?

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome aboard, aNatheMa! (Says an individual who still feels a bit newbie-ish but oh well.) I hope you find this place as addictive and revolutionary as I have. And no, you don't have to love everything. No, if you loved everything you'd be pretty darn sycopanthic, hmm?

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

hehehe

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(luna's a grand individual, BTW.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(Dee's better)

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to open up a topic on 1984, speaking of revolutionary. Would that be a question? Should I say 1984...? Or "Was George Orwell truly gay like the tabloids say? That will attract some fishies.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Check out the search option at the bottom of the page.

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the way you spelled sycopanthic

A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, you seem very twee, but banal would be taking it a little too far. After all, banal is quite an extremity to use for anyone that has the intelligence of humans...nevermind my point has been internally revoked.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(Aw luna, you are too kind. Way too kind.)

(aNatheMa -- Houston, hm? Hurrah for the ever-increasing representation of Texan bodies on this forum!)

1984 -- hm. Predictably for me, the first thing that comes to mind when I think of 1984 is "Duran Duran's Sing Blue Silver tour and big 'Wild Boys' single success". Oh yeah, and "the year of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?'" as well. (And I have a feeling I should post this to the "keep on doing whatever you think makes ILX irritating" thread.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the way you spelled sycopanthic

Thank you, A Nairn. *takes bow*

To be honest, I wasn't too sure about the spelling there, but I stop really giving a damn about details at 2 a.m. and -- oh my, it's 2:17!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

But enough about me... let's get back to Ms./Mr. Newbie!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

dictionary.com recommends scuppernong in place of sycopanthic (says it's not a word in that form lol)

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not twee, I'm a motherfucking hardcore bitch, yo.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

awww

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me kick you in the nuts, bitch

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

wook at da cute widdle bitch

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(she is twee)

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

awww fuck xpost

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

goddammit you!

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has suddenly turned into the Greatest Thing Ever.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

do not listen to me. I am a hardcore punxor from Naples, Florida. grrr! growl! invective!

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

lol whoa. stumbled in another realm.

*quickly jumps back to the more sane realm, then realizes that he is stuck in a paradox where appearances are deceiving, and everything that is nice is truly horrifically...horrific.*

So I guess Many Coloured Halo you're from Texas?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm kicking someone's ass before the night is through. I'm MEAN.

Y'all suck.

Except Dee.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

a paradox that I like:
care for everything and be detached from everything

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you luna. Marry me?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Just as long as you're prepared to kiss my ass all the time and accept my inner sarcastibitch.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and you have to be able to accomodate The Fear.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Awesome! But let's be banterish for a second. Let's drop our serious demeanor. My mouse keeps locking up temporarily. Should I break it or steal the mouse from a family member that's exactly like it?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fear...sounds like a cheap 80's band.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay I think my consciousness is slipping away guys...girls.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Steal it, duh.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

And then when that person complains, ridicule them.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait a second, before we get hitched - you are over the age of consent, right?

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.markprindle.com/feara.htm

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup. My brother that lives w/ me is 25. We still live w/ parents. I'm 18, so I have an excuse.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Call me in about 10 years.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

lol. What's your age? Gawd I hate age discussions.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

aNatheMa, why yes, I AM from TX. The great state, etc. FYI: The mouse problem seems strangely reminiscent of my own mouse problems. If you did what I do, you would rely upon the keyboard until the morning, when you could make the trek to Best Buy and get you a brand spankin' new mouse that will provide you with trouble-free mousing around for at least a year and a half.

and you have to be able to accomodate The Fear.

Ha ha ha ha ha, oops you are SO wrong.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

31.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

and a half.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hrm 1982 I'm close. I guessed it was 80's.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Also: YOU'RE EIGHTEEN? Lawd, I need to check for gray hairs now....

(Heh, xpost)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Lol. Why do people say xpost? To denote the speed? Webopedia time...

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

19SEVENTYTWO.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No, luna. I was talking about The Fear. 1982 band. hrmm

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

right - like I said, high.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't know people had kids that long ago.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Go. Fuck. Yourself. Slick.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I love me some luna!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And I love you too, angelpie.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

lol. I want my mind connected to this. Just so that I can record all the posts and reply instantly. It would be fun. Like the Matrix on speed.---Typical thing a teenager would say. My god (not the Christian God, that's why it's lowercase, although I do love Jesus. Kinda accept him as a role model. Not the Hollywood Jesus, that died on the Cross for me and blah blah blah, that Christians are glad that he died, and probably wouldn'tve saved him if they could get a time machine and go back in time with a Thompson and kill the people who tied Jesus to the cross, then became his personal bodyguard. God, how selfish they are! My god is Phoenix. Bird of Rebirth. Whenever I mess up it just tells me to forget and go on with my life. Never happened. I'm the best, that sort of thing.)...wait what was I talking about?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Put down the crackpipe and back away slowly.

When you get to the fridge, toss me a beer.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Please.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I told you she was twee

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sick of the Matrix anyways. It kinda pissed me off. This guy had all the powers in the world in the Matrix, yet he would rather throw everyone else's Soma down the tube, including his own, just so it would be more "realistic". I mean gawd, he could STOP BULLETS for crying out loud.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

[ducks]

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos, I kiss you.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, before I go off to do actual work: welcome aboard aNatheMe, and Luna can throw whatever she wants at me. good night.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Kisses, they were kisses!

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I never doubted you for a second Matos ;) you listen to good music. At least maybe. Thrice? etc...? Name a few?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

death kisses.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*huge hugs to luna*

Also, don't pass up this rare opportunity to throw whatever you want to throw at Matos' direction! (Though Matos is also a good soul so... hm.)

Me the Pro-Twee (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Nuh uh - they were the good kind. With tongue and everything.

Dammit, I want to make out.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"I didn't know people had kids that long ago."

uhh did i miss something again?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, I should wander on over to the music section now.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, oops is a dick.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Or pretends to be. really he's a big softie and just misunderstood.

Plus, I'm gonna cockpunch him.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*pats aNathemMa's head* No you didn't, hon. No you didn't.

*wishes luna good luck and puts on some New York Dolls for extra added good luck measure*

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, I want to keep up the pointless chitchat for as long as possible.

Seems like oops is a dick. Lets start a post against oops. Join me at "Is OOPS REALLY A DICK?"

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops is not a dick. And neither are you.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Pointless chitchat is my life. I refer you to the many 'this is the thread where I say'...

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW: "wander over to the music section"?!

oops is a bit "touched" ifyouknowwhatImean. ;)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, I was wrong. Oops isn't a dick. I am.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(*sighs* I've officially become too silly now. But serious answer -- oops is a good egg as well. Just harmless word-slinging between friends/friendly acquaintances.)

Hurrah for pointless chitchat!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, you are so not a dick.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

mama always told me to play to my strengths.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, fine. Then oops isn't. I have changed my mind on the form of oops. But just watch! We could all be wrong; there could be a 17 foot sock stuffer that has invented a way to type, laughing at the lack of realization by us of his true nature.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I can be, Dee-lite. Just not to you, 'cause I think you're beautiful.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, banter is fun. Especially slightly harmful banter concerning our primitive id. Go id!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Many is Dee. Dee is many.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No I am a dick. And a softee. A soft dick.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I sold my id for a 12 pack of beer and a carton of smokes.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

mama always told me to play to my strengths.

This will make sense to me as my abilities to mentally process sayings and thoughts comes back to me. (i.e., it's getting very late and I can't believe I'm still up.)

I can be, Dee-lite. Just not to you, 'cause I think you're beautiful.

*twee attack accompanied by undying need to be in SoCal to deliver real, true, honest hugs and thank yous*

Yes, banter is fun. Especially slightly harmful banter concerning our primitive id. Go id!

Ahhh, you'll fit right in with this forum, I feel.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Many is Dee. Dee is many.

I shall ponder this. </Ned>

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I should take a Texas roadtrip this summer.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you don't have to love everything, but you are required to love The Darkness.

Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't love the Darkness.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why do people say xpost? To denote the speed?" Sorry earlier question not answered.

to confuse n00bs?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you - don't tell me what to do!

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

because they were answering something and someone else posted in between their answer and the post they were answering, so they put x-post to avoid confusion.

or some shit.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

as in crosspost

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Dee, which I have realized, quite lately might I add, your true identity,

(GOD DAMN IT I SHOULD'VE ACCEPTED THE COKE! WE'RE OUT! CAN'T BUG NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS AT 3AM AND AM TOO LAZY TO GO TO THE STORE! GEESH! NOW I'LL HAVE TO JUST SIT BACK AND ACCEPT THIS CRAVING)

I wanted to say thank you for recommending the mouse thing earlier.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

oh thanks, that clears it up.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I should take a Texas roadtrip this summer.

Dallas FAP, perhaps? Or something more central, e.g. Austin?

(Attempts to suppress giddiness have failed significantly, you'll notice.)

you don't have to love everything, but you are required to love The Darkness.

Er, well. Hm. Kingfish, you'll have to think long and hard about that particular proposed regulation....

"Why do people say xpost? To denote the speed?" Sorry earlier question not answered.

I sowwy! Got swept up in the multitude of other messages. But "xpost" is a bit of useful ILXor (and perhaps other online places as well?) slang that you will soon learn the importance and meaning of after sticking around these parts a bit longer. Sorry, all I can say at this point.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

San Antonio, baby. Then Dallas. After that, well, hell, I'm a free woman, over 21, and I shall go where the days take me.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh

*does calculations...2004-1972...sweet*

Okay, enough fantasies.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

31 and a half - I told you!

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(Thank you to luna for giving the best explanation evah there.)

S.A.?! You'll come HERE?! This needs immediate planning.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I just heard jess vomit.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, babydoll - I could use that hug.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Darkness? I like night. But The Darkness!!???

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thedarknessrock.com/

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Either that or he spontaneously combusted.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(secretly, I sort of dig him)

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Texan. Texan=Slow!!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's jess?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A magical creature.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Dee, which I have realized, quite lately might I add, your true identity....

?! !! ?? ?!?! !!!! ????

I think I just heard jess vomit.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa.

Of course, babydoll - I could use that hug.

*express air-mails quick hug for tiding over purposes*

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Either that or he spontaneously combusted."

Nonsense! Spontaneous combustion only happens in 1 out of 7 people! Stop scaring people!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Who bathes in eidelberries and smells of yak.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

While you're at it, could you fax me a Coke?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I never knew you were Dee. lol

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, you are in love with jess.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

xxxpost

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What the heck is The Darkness? Yarr stupid kingfish cowboys.


(XXXXXpost)

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Texan. Texan=Slow!!

Wwweeelllllll, gggiiidddyyy ooonnn uuuppp llliiittttttllleee dddoooggggggiiieee....

(I'll be faxing your Coke in a few minutes. Just let me conjure up a fax machine and the special Coke-faxing technologies that come with it.)

I never knew you were Dee. lol

Ahhh. Explanations are good (doot doot doot-doot). :) But yes, Dee is me and I am she.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, you are in love with jess.

Now that's just asking for a whole lot of trouble right there.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

If anyone could spontaneously combust, I bet jess could.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"But yes, Dee is me and I am she"
Ahh yes, Seussian at its best.

I laugh at trouble.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahah! Anyone here watch Adult Swim?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

*went to get milk to subdue Coca-Cola cravings*

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah that'll work

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

If anyone could spontaneously combust, I bet jess could.
Oh, yes. Completely and utterly agreed here.

*bows re: Seussian bit*

(I know how you feel re: the Coke cravings. I'm almost desperate for a Diet Coke with Lime right now but we have none in the house and it's past 3 a.m. so I'm going to have to wait to get my Coca-Cola product thing going.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It will make me pass out. That and a bottle of Nyquil mixed in for taste.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm going to have to wait to get my Coca-Cola product thing going.)

The fax machine that makes Cokes? Well you'll send me one but then you'll also have to send the plans so that I can make one over here and send it to you. And we'd have to do it at the same time, so that one of us doesn't cheat the other one out of a Coke.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

my mouse is DEAD!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

*taps*

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF is this thread called "This is the thread where I say #whothefuckcarescauseI'manidiot"!? NO! It is the thread called "Do I have to love everything?" so talk about that!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat me.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan I think you should start your own "whothefuckcaresI'manidiot" board.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

lol nice one oops. I like you more than I did 10 seconds ago. Which was quite a bit.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

A simple "No I do not love everything" would suffice. It is easy!

Me, for instance, I do not love everything. There are lots of things I don't love, including lots of things on this thread.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Men who don't know how to love, Threads who love too much"
next on Oprah.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

it is Oprah = you'd love it!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But Dan does have a point.

Should we have to love babies?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He asked if he had to love everything, I said yes. Asked and answered, so I felt free to indulge my need to digress.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"Men who don't know how to love, Threads who love too much"
next on Oprah.

Nice one Dan. ;)

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell yes. I'm starting a digression thread. Not Spam, but digression. There will be points, unlike the aforementioned Spam. Cya there. Btw, anyone who doesn't digress will be ostracized.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that Dee passed out. Damn, fax almost up too.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Thread for digression? Sugar, welcome to ILe - it's what we do.

Okay, it's what I do.

Fuck off.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It's up. But we must keep this one alive. Muster up some strength. I myself have 3 pages open.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, it's dead for now. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey I'm here.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Awesome. ME 2

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

BFF!

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

big fat fuck?

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

yo i'm also here

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

when the bukkake start

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Muse some other people's interest. "Free Sex" and what not.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'all keep your bukkake away from me.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

cool. don't look at other topic. unless you like being compared metaphorically (with a cheap metaphor of cheap wine) to hitler.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had enough. Goodnight fuckers.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

noo!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

:(

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

luna I love you twee bitch!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

God i thought she'd NEVER leave. She smells funny.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(i love how ILX goes "SUCCESS!" after every post as if it's some huge triumph to have posted)

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

omg! I was just about to say the same!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL in bold!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Inserting Message...

Success!!!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a sucker for it, too. I get caught up in the moment. Every time I'm like "YES!!! Another successful post" and then I lick my finger and do the "chalk another one up" sign in the air.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

lol. I do too. It's great. But, what if, one day it said "UNSUCCESSFUL POST!!! :("?

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

okay i'm leaving dan.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

sleep tight. Be careful, if you post like we're posting tonight all the time they'll crucify you. In your underwear.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

...So I guess the crack finally wore off. Bloody hell. He's already up to 102 on the users list!

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 7 March 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*wakes up, checks board* The hell? In any event, hi there!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

lol. Prude, I'm not on crack, I'm just delusional at 2-5am. That's why I do my homework then. I don't have to think of all of the stupid questions and analyze their pointlessness.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, hello Ned Raggett! Nice to meet you. Yeah it was quite active on this board last night.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, I must protest that my keyboard doesn't have a breathalyzer.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

lol That's why you are always over the limit.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually no, I can't even blame intoxication. I think maybe i was tired.

I'm still a hardcore bitch though.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

HARDCORE AND HOT! When you coming to Texas? lol

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Blimey! All this fun and I missed it.

Welcome to aNatheMa anyway (though I appear to be a bit late)

C J (C J), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, CJ. Nice to meet you. Yeah you missed quite a lot. I'm sure that we'll strike some mindnumbingly interesting topics up later.

Cya on the forums.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

All the topics on ILE are mindblowingly interesting (i.e. I am easily amused)

C J (C J), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Jawohl! They are. But I said mindnumbingly lol.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Sunday, 7 March 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

O hi, O aNatheMa!

Hm...
I can't quite push myself to love obese women

...D'you love obese men then?

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 7 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yr all freaks.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 7 March 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahh thanks. I love Viva La Sam for his beautifully cruel comments.

And I guess I have to. Damn. Stupid fat men.

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://wilstar.net/lowcarb/fatstudy.htm

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.recallgovernator.com/

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

hell, I'm a free woman, over 21, and I shall go where the days take me.

In which case, NYC is putting in an early request for Luna. Y'all Texans can go eat a bag o dixies.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm. Ummm... Ummmm... NYC sucks. (no offense NYC, but I just had to let the truth be told.)

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

NYC rox. Request duly noted, Ms. Fury, seconded and approved.

(bag of dixies - HA!)

luna (luna.c), Monday, 8 March 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop making fun of me!

*Goes off into a corner and silently remains vituperative towards luna and Fury*

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not making fun of you at all, I'm merely voicing (typing?) my vast appreciation for the wonder and beauty that is JeanneFury.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

NYC does suck, fer sure.

but there is cheap cheese and i can buy beer until 3am!

Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that Dee passed out. Damn, fax almost up too.
Sorry, aNatheMa, I had to acquire sleepage at that time. As it was, toward the end of my contributions in this thread, I was slipping in and out of consciousness.

Ahh thanks. I love Viva La Sam for his beautifully cruel comments.
Ummmm... his?! Sam, hon, want to take this from here?

In which case, NYC is putting in an early request for Luna. Y'all Texans can go eat a bag o dixies.
Fuck no! You Yankees get everything! There is NO way I'm letting go.

(or maybe a compromise can be worked out... ?)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it when Dee says 'fuck'.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

soo soo sorry sam!

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Friday, 12 March 2004 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

and yes, fuck is such a great word

aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Friday, 12 March 2004 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)


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