― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)
Who's there?
Wa.
Wa who?
now we're having fun
― Aaron A., Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee the Lee (Leee), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee the Lee (Leee), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee the Lee (Leee), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)
Knock knock.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)
knock knock
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
whos there?
― max, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
bats
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
bats who?
― max, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
Come on man the SUSPENSE is KILLING ME!
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)
BATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU JUST OPENED YOUR DOOR TO A VAMPIRE.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
who's there?
― ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
ivan
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
ivan who?
― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
ivan my cat!!!
― ian, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
IVAN TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
― jaymc, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)
what is this, a joke?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
what is this, a joke? who
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
who's there??
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
I got trampled at the.
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
i got trampled at the what?
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
ban slocki for fucking up my festival seating joke.
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
i got trampled at the who?
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
terrible shame, wasn't it? http://www.crowdsafe.com/taskrpt/
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
― and what, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
who's there
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
control freak
now you say "control freak who?"
― and what, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
hehe
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
i'm going to tell that one out loud but will totally screw it up the first few times
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
Shit, xpost.
Shit, xpost. who?
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
Um, Nabisco OTM.
― ledge, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
who's there? -
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
doctor
― ledge, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
Do you have a second name, Doctor?
― jaymc, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
yes, it's shit-biscuit.
― ledge, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
doctor shit-biscuit.
Doctor Shit-biscuit who?
― Abbott, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
Ding Dong!
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 November 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)
oh hang on:
Knock Knock!
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 November 2007 09:20 (eighteen years ago)
ah bollox to yer then!
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 November 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
who dere?
― Ste, Thursday, 1 November 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
The doorbell salesman.
Nah, it's over.
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 November 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
Anyone got any others??
― ilxor being real fucking helpful in this discussion (ilxor), Sunday, 17 October 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)
knock knock- who's there?glass of milk- glass of milk who?
GLASS OF MILK ON THE TABLE!
― sarahel, Sunday, 17 October 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
I tried that one ^^ a few moments ago on my wife. She received it coldly. Perhaps I do not know the proper delivery.
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)
i think it helps to be either a) a small child or b) in the company of really drunk people
― sarahel, Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
already really dated, but ...
knock knock who's there?
taylor swift.
taylor sw-
i'ma let you finish, but beyonce had the greatest knock knock joke of all time. all time!
― a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
kesha
kesha who?
that's what everyone will be saying a year from now, amirite?
― sarahel, Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
your mom's who!
your mom's who who?
stop talking about grandma's pussy and let me in, you goddamn ingrate
― da croupier, Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
omg slocki in this thread
― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 October 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
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this little guy is sitting next to me licking his paws <3 <3 <3
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 17 October 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
awww
― sarahel, Sunday, 17 October 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
Knock knock
Morrissey
Morrissey who?
(in sad Morrissey voice) "Oh nobody knows who I am"
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 17 October 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
"knock knock."
"who's there?"
"it's the police."
she lets the man in. he's doughy, like an out of shape linebacker. he calls himself detective grant.
"ma'am we've been receiving reports of a young man in his early 20's terrorizing local pets. do you have any information about this?"
"what's going on?"
"well, the suspect has been assaulting the animals and stuffing pieces of fruit in their buttholes."
"what kind of fruit?"
"citrus. mostly oranges."
"oh good."
"waddya mean 'good?'"
"I was worried because I'm allergic to bananas."
the detectives eyes narrowed.
"well, then. orange you glad I didn't say...banana?"
― i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
yes, and i've got my bartender and my general manager with me
― estela, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)
^ too much time etc
― set the controls for the arse of your mum (sic), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)
"Knock knock.""Who's there?"[very slowly] "The interrupting cow.""The inter--""MOOOOOOOOOOOO."― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, March 8, 2004
In the realm of knock-knock, which peaks at about age 10, this joke knocks the socks off most any other knock-knock going. K-classic.
― Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)
― set the controls for the arse of your mum (sic), Thursday, 18 October 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)
interrupting sheep
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
interr--
― estela, Thursday, 18 October 2012 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
BAAAAAAA
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
(you sort of ruined it, I was going to go "BAAAA x-post"
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
it's okay though, it was still hilarious imo
sorry, i had a coughing fit.
interrupting sheep who? xxp
― estela, Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
BAAA, x-post!!
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)
does anyone have IM? that would help here. the joke would definitely work well over that medium. please contact me off-board and i can make the necessary arrangements.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)
no wait it needs to be a phone. the offer stands however.
this has gone even better than i expected.
irl lol at BAAAA x-post
― estela, Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
An early 90s classic:
Knock knock-who's there?Amy Fisher-Amy Fisher wh...BANG!
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
xpost BAAA
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)
i just noticed aimless's post directly above mine btw.
i feel so low right now.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
So the other day I realized that my wife (who was not born in an english-speaking country but has lived here for about 18 years now) had no idea how knock-knock jokes work.
Me: Knock knockH: Who's there?Me: Interrupting CowH:... (keeps walking)Me: Wait, are you going to let me do the joke or not?H: I don't get it, why is that funny?
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)
This one must be delivered in as condescending a tone as possible:
Knock, knock.-Who's there?To.-To who?To whom
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 June 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)
hahaha i will use this with english teacher friends
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 23 June 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)
I heard it in an English class!
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 June 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)
haha i clicked on this thread with the intent of adding that one.
― JoeStork, Monday, 23 June 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)
- Knock knock.
.. Whos there?
- No one, cause I killed myself, and I'm talking to you from the grave.
.. Oh.
― Dreamland, Monday, 23 June 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)
too dark
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 23 June 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)
aight i made one up tell me what u think:
knock knockwho's there?spitspit who?*ricochet sound effect*
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 23 June 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)
knock knockwho's there?hootiehootie who?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgLFKWy04eE&feature=kp
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 23 June 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)
knock knockwho's there?it's meoh come on inthanks
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 23 June 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)
man im getting good at this
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 23 June 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)
Focaccia
Focaccia who?
Focaccia sweater at the pizza shop, here you go.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 3 November 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)
knock knockwho's there?smell mopsmell mop who?
hahahaha!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 November 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)