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is john cena single

― tami ryan, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

if he is, I call dibs!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

well hes such a total hottie and i close my eyes when he gets hurt!!
Hes funny and has a great since of humur. Well it would be great to have an autograph but it would never happen...... Oh When does he come to lasvegas for autograph time would you know??????

― kayla ann harris, Saturday, 13 March 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you go in Raw and find the girl you want.Maybe you and Trish Stratus are good partners.

― Aldon Jake C. Villaflor, Saturday, 13 March 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hey john cena, why don't you search for the girl named lee hyori in google and click image. see, i think both of you would make a good couple! no doubt, she's hot and you're hot too...!!! lee hyori and john cena rocks!!!

― fides june ramos, Saturday, 13 March 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope that all you folks know that John Cena STOPPED reading this website a few months back. You've pissed him off with your incessant questions and he is not returning.

now, La Parka, on the other hand, reads the place all the time. Feel free to leave any comments for La Parka.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i think John & Stephanie make a good couple after what trish did that stops john from doing that

― Cristina Hernandez, Saturday, 20 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh!! I think JOhn is more better to Stephannie Mcmahon don't U think so\

― Lianne Angeles, Monday, 22 March 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh!! I think JOhn is more better to Stacie Orrico
\ don't U think so\

― Lianne Angeles, Monday, 22 March 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh!! I think JOhn is more better to Stacie Orrico
\ don't U think so\

― (Lianne Angeles), Monday, 22 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 March 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

this is awesome. I thought they were talking about Jon Seda. I had no idea who John Cena was until today. God bless ggl, who seems to be at war with us?

― Huck, Monday, 22 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN is so better than all of the other guys wich i dont even know ther names! iv always loved him and him only ever since i was 5 i loved him! im still single john if you need anyone you can always ask me! love you john ! XOXOXOXOXOX Kat~~~~***~~~

― Kat, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN is so better than all of the other guys wich i dont even know ther names!

!!!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you people are corny, John Cena is mine!

― Jen Marie, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A corny ILE fuxx?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA hates all of you. Overtly.

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I know how to increase traffic to I Love Comics now!

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

John cena rules i kno his full basic thuganomics song WORD LIFE!!!

― Rahman, Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hey John i am one of your fans man you rap like crazy e-mail me ok word life.

― Jeriel Pena, Saturday, 27 March 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am totaly obsessed he is so fu**in hot!!! i think bout him wen i wake up until i go to sleep its scaring me !!HES HOT!! if you dun get the point hes mine

― Brittany Strelive, Monday, 29 March 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys have no idea! Like John Cena really is gonna just email you or want to date you.

― blablabla, Monday, 29 March 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah i know JOHN CENA is really hot but please stop acting like that maybe his in love with some one also yeah i love him i even have his photos in my bainder and i always seen him fight i love how he rap and talk his so hot i wish some day i get to see him in person and have his picture.
See ya JOHN CENA
Brenda Aguilar

― Brenda Liceth, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You all are in luck. John Cena is going to release a rap album on Dreamworks. It'll have cameos from Nate Dogg, Big Boi, Cam'ron, RJD2, Lil Jon, and Dr Dre doing the narration between tracks.

look for news about it on his website. BE SURE TO PRE-ORDER!!!11111!!!1

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there anyone with a lamer finishing move than Cena? He really needs some good moves in the ring to match his fan appeal and charisma.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Finishing moves have always been the final jigsaw piece in a great wrestler. A move can look good though if both the wrestler and his opponents sell it as great, no matter how shit it is: qf Hogan's legdrop.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

He's just sort of been throwing them lazily off his shoulders and still standing up lately. I want an insanely over the top neck-crushing death valley driver, damnit.

― ferg (Ferg), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think anybody would want to be THAT associated with Perry Saturn, tho...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, you associate the DVD with Perry Saturn? Lou motherfucking Spiccoli, man. "Madonna's Boyfriend" himself.

Of course, a lot further down the scale, there's Ahmed Johnson....

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a lamer finishing move than Cena? He really needs some good moves in the ring to match his fan appeal and charisma.

erm... the people's elbow???

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i wasn't watching when Spiccoli was still alive...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Who the fuck is john cena?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he hosts that "Pimp Ride" show...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

We should just start a "Who is John Cena" thread.

The People's Elbow has dramatic build-up, though. Everyone gets ready to cream their pants when he takes that elbow pad off. When I first saw Cena pull off his DVD, they way he sold it, I would've needed goddamn Michael goddamn Cole to oversell "OMG DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, THE DVD, THE DVD" to know it was a finisher.

― Vitamin Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

if JOHN CENA is looking at this i hope he like that others people opinion he is so "HOT" i really like him see ya.

"JOHN CENA WORD LIFE"

― Brenda Liceth, Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck's the death valley driver?

The five knuckle shuffle is one of the better (IE more entertaining) downed-opponent moves.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

is basic punctuation really THAT MUCH at odds with the Youth of America?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

death valley driver is what c3na calls the F-U (good name) as is the five knuckle shuffle

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

good name, that is, the 5ks isn't the dvd.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so happy to watch the youth of america speak up on this thread. can we start an eddy guerrero thread just for the sake of google-comparisons?

― maura (maura), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY EDDY I THINK YOUR THE BEST YOU SHOULD COME TO MY SCHOL AND SHOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LATENO HEET HOLLA BACK K THNX

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Cena's version is a sort of weak looking DVD. Traditionally it would involve falling over sideways from the same position and driving hapless opponent man into the mat head/neck first in wince-inducing fashion.

― ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what a sissy

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

JOhn cena,are you dating anyone.I am such a big fan of yours.I watch you every thuresday,and saturday.you are so cool.I am your biggest fan ever in history.You totally rock.you are so cool.i'll be watching

― Mandi Forrester, Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

VIVA LA RAZA

― Vitamin Leee (Leee), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

WOLFPACK IN DA HOUSE!!!!!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you john cena!
U r a hottie!!!!
I love u and your
moves.
U r SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Jessica Colica, Friday, 2 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is on the second page of google results on "John Cena". WTF?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 April 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The People's Elbow falls into the category that Dom cites Hulk Hogan's leg-drop for - something poor that the wrestler sells superbly. Cena does not sell his FU much at all. And the Rock has the Rock Bottom too, which is much better. The 5-Knuckle Shuffle is about as potent a move as the Worm (though less entertaining), and no one is touting Scotty as a big main event contender.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

John cena rules i kno his full basic thuganomics song WORD LIFE!!!
-- Rahman (rahman_shafi2...), March 27th, 2004. (later)

hey John i am one of your fans man you rap like crazy e-mail me ok word life.
-- Jeriel Pena (jerblue61...), March 27th, 2004.

I can not believe how fucking perfect this whole thing is. The above two posts made me spew tea all over the monitor, shamey shame.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 April 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing is, though, Cena is the best homegrown talent McMahon has developed since The Rock in terms of a) "look" and b) crossover potential. A massive wrestler has to cross over to the mainstream, this is why the WWE drew big when Hogan, Austin, and The Rock were headlining, but not when Diesel and Bob Backlund were. Cena has massive upside potential, he has legitimate rap skills, and he'd look at home in Rolling Stone or at an awards ceremony.

Shit finisher, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

All true, but it's going to be hard to sustain the hype unless he can look like a top wrestler too, and I can't see that at the moment. He's strong and young, and there's no reason he can't learn some better ring moves.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Wrestlers do improve by default as in-ring workers after a year at the top, though. Just look at Lesnar, or even Maivia in 98/99. The flipside of this is the problem that good workers don't learn how to work a crowd properly when they're on the top as a rule, which is why Benoit is never going to draw.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Lesnar had rather more of a head-start - wasn't he an amateur champ before?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping his finishing movie was that he smacked someone upside the head with a "Bambi" DVD.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Foreign-move based finishers are quite rare, Dan. Although the Con-chair-to and Ball Mahoney's "hit guy over head with chair until he starts bleeding" do have to be considered.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA TOTAL HOTTIE!! HOPE JOHN READS THIS OR N E OVAS 4 THT! WEN IZ HE IN THE UK NXT?? OR IZ EVA GONNA B IN THE UK? ID LOVE 2 SEE HIM CLOSE UP INSTEAD OV WATCHIN HIM ON TELE!! IT WUD B GR8 2 MEET HIM IN PERSON!! JOHN KEEP UP THE GUD WORK... (N HES MINE) HES BRIILL ID LUV 2 B ABLE 2 RAP LIKE HIM...LOVE YOU LOADS CENA!

― leanne .x., Monday, 5 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA IS MINE I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET TO HIM SO EVERYONE NEEDS JUST TO BACK OFF HES MY SEXY MAN........... LOL

― dont know, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena, I don't care what no-body else says, but the love I have in my heart for you is so over-flowing,I get weak when I see you. I want you so badly,I never felt this way for anyone but you. I look at wrestling over and over just to see your handsome face.I'm always thinking of you,can't get you out of my mind. I want you to be my baby, my sweetheart, my lover, John Cena, my one and only, Please be mine. Madly in love, Franka.

― Franka Gomez, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hey this is alaina and lupe for all u gurls out there john cena belongs to us! not only does he belong to us but his ENTIRE body does ( if u kno what we mean) so keep away because were waiting for him to come to the oakland arena so we can get him to come with us!!

― lupe and alaina, Thursday, 8 April 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

hey i think john cena is so damn hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would do anything to meet him it would be a dream come true he is a very sexy man he is cute and has a body to die for I LOVE YOU JOHN

― ashley lester, Friday, 9 April 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY CENA U SO FINE U SO FINE U BLOW MY MIND HEY CENA HEY HEY HEY CENA SO BACK OFF MY MAN U MOTHER MONKEYS.

WORD MOTHER FREAKING LIFE

― kara linn patton, Friday, 9 April 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

who is john cena?????

― Billy, Friday, 9 April 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

stop trying to get in the mans pants you mother fucker's
or you have a ass woppin coming and thats a fact he'smine bitch's

― ashley marie noel, Friday, 9 April 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont think the other gurls like u and know u like i do .i know ur full name birthday where u r from and basicly everything bout u

john+kara=love for ever

― kara linn patton, Friday, 9 April 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there something wrong with RVD? He was unusually slow on Smackdown tonight.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Friday, 9 April 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

C'mon ladies, Smackdown's most underutilized cruiser is available for all your sexing needs!

http://www.paul-london.com/yummy01.jpg

Jobbers need luv too.

― Paul London (ladies' man) (natedetritus), Friday, 9 April 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

and there is plenty of William Regal to go around. Good god y'all.

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/regalspaz.JPG

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 9 April 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't care if John doesn't read this page anymore. All I want to say is that he is so cute,so hot and so sexy!!!In my country,Greece,he is very popular to young girls like me.

― joanne, Friday, 9 April 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"anymore"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 9 April 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

and now, more chili:

Rojos Y Verde
Ingredients:
3 lb lean roast (sholder)
20 oz canned green chiles (5 4-oz cans) or about 15 whole, skinned green chiles
3 tomatillos (canned or fresh)
handful of dried red peppers (arbol, finger-hots, pequins, or tai peppers, very optional)
2 small white onions
1 clove garlic
2 tsp paprika
1 tsp ground comino (cumin seed)
1 tsp Mexican oregano
1 bay leaf

This chili is in the style of New Mexico green chile stew.
Remove stems from dried red peppers and chop into parts to separate out the seeds and expose interiors. Cover with boiling water and let sit for an hour. Drain and chop fine, or blend into smooth sauce with blender. Don't get this stuff in your eyes! This is where protective clothing might come in handy. Really. (Note - This ingredient is optional. However, without it, the dish would be called Y Verde :-) Rather than exclude it, just add a little at a time until it's "exciting".)
Cube the meat into 1-inch chunks and coat with flour. Brown the meat on all sides in skillet with oil (peanut oil on medium-high heat is best). Don't try to do all the meat at once - try about a dozen cubes at a time. Drain oil from skillet, and deglaze into pot with meat. Add water to about one inch depth, salt to taste, and simmer one hour over low heat.
Dice the green chiles, finely dice the tomatillos, and coarse-cut one onion. Add to meat along with a little more water, and simmer another hour.
Dice the garlic and coarse-chop the other onion and add to pot. Add the spices and red chiles to pot with a little more water and simmer another hour. (You might consider adding red/new potatoes or coarse-cut corn-on-the-cob at this point.)
When meat is falling-apart tender, serve topped with slices of avacado and white cheese, along with sides of beans and jalapeno cornbread.

This recipe has been brought to you by your local group of Norteamericanos for Chili(Local 432). Please support local chili efforts.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena needs a real woman........an australian one!!!

― Chere, Saturday, 10 April 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there something wrong with RVD? He was unusually slow on Smackdown tonight.

Gee, I wonder which of RVD's hobbies could lead to delayed reaction time...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 April 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE IS HE SINGLE OR NOT
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
WELL ANYWAYS I GET 2 KISS HIM ON APRIL THE 16TH IN WINNIPEG MB WHERE I LIVE ITS GONNA ROCK

exited gurl
MELISSA CENA

― MELISSA FELIX ANTHONY CENA, Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena is the best he is so hot and sext i love you john

― Tiffany carre, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

the next thing we need is a porn movie include cena making out with trish. i mean the blond bomb shell need some in bed action than in ring action u know wat im saying.

― ask if u dare, Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is this some sort of girl site that only talks about cute guys etc?

― ask if u dare, Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

¡°Man I can¡¯t believe how out of shape that u getting¡. You been talking for thirty seconds dude you already sweating!¡±

― ask if u dare, Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope that all future googlers rap in their posts...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Yo, Kayne West, you da best MC / I'm thin, white and I smell of TCP"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

John cena is mine and don't touch him and is he SINGLE???????????????

― Fadumo, Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

John cena is mine and don't touch him and is he SINGLE???????????????

― Fadumo Cena, Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fadumo is fine and knows da lingo, yo back off Cena, is she SINGLE???!?!//!#

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena sucks, bring back Jack "The Milkman" Milliman.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Man I can¡¯t believe how out of shape that u ppl r getting¡. u¡¯ve been talking for 30 seconds, dudes you're already sweating!

― thuganomics JR, Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You ppl r still good for 2 things, 1 is being a waste of space, the other is being a perfect partner in a three-legged-race

― thuganomics JR, Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Cena makes me ashamed to be a white person. He is my race's Step'n'Fetchit.

― Scott William Sean, Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I love jonh cena hes the hottes guy ever and i love everything about
him! can you give me advice for what i can do about that?!

==
This email was sent by fadumo (hiphopcoolpet@hotmail.com), a user of
ilXor.com.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

how hard would it be to google-proof all of ILE? like, to completed cloak it?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

but only the klingons have that technology!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Just found out that John was in Glasgow, Scotland and I missed him - oh well maybe next time - need a pic of him in his kilt though - yum

― Nicola, Monday, 12 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the random googlers on things like this, especially those who assume they are addressing Cena by writing things here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

have you seen the ILM one where a dude asks brt-knee spe ars for her sister's email?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney can i get your sister jame spears Email

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Huck you fool! Romulans have cloaks too!

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Either way, we still have to align ourselves with the scum of the universe.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, every body John Cena is single!!!!!! Man Through this whole site nobody has answered the question, JOHN CENA IS SINGLE!!!!!!!! He said so on the WWE website show BYTE THIS, he said he's single, and easy!! So go ahead girls, get him, oh yea one more thing if U were born anytime after 1985 that means 1988, 1986, any of that, u have no chance at all!! He is not a statutory rapists!!

― Cali Girl, Monday, 12 April 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, that post turned real creepy REAL fast.

also, you do know that Byte This is a work, right? as in, everything they say on there in-character bullshit.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude she obviously knows.

― ferg (Ferg), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

So when did he stop being a statutory rapist?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

whenever the WWE gets to Iowa, i think.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

All googlers should be made to fight to the death, gladiator style.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

besides, everybody know he already got himself a woman, and with her it's just skeet skeet skeet up her backside every night.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, everybody! Just want everyone (especially all the girls out there) is dat we shouldn't get all obsess (if dat's how ya spell it) 'bout John Cena. Dat's wat usually scare da guys off. We should juss continue wit our lives, while supporting John wit his dreams. Juss don't go all CRAZY or overboard 'bout him. How scary! As I read ur guyz post, I realize dat's how I feel 'bout John & now I realized how obsess I sound like. Still like John tho. :) Juss not like DAT. But I wish John good luck wit life & his dreams. Hopefully, 1 day he'll find dat girl of his dreams. Love can be a beautiful ting & he deserves to feel dat feeling. :-D

― Tia (Nickname), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YA GUYZ NO Y JOHN CENA IS SINGLE? (NOTE: DON'T GET UR HOPES UP 'BOUT BEING JOHN'S FUTURE WIFE.)

― Tia, Monday, 12 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

HE'S SINGLE BECAUSE HE MITE NOT BE READY 2 FALL IN LOVE OR CAN'T FIND DAT SPECIAL PERSON. C WAT YA GUYZ DID? YA SCARE HIM OFF WIT UR OBSESSION! DAT PEOPLE USUALLY CHEAT OR IS SCARY/CREEPY. NO OFFENSE.

― Tia, Monday, 12 April 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

is this some sort of girl site that only talks about cute guys etc?
-- ask if u dare (cenarock...), April 11th, 2004.

GREATEST ILX POST EVER.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"is this some sort of girl site that only talks about cute guys etc?"

Pretty much, yeah.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

john cena is so sexy i would lose my virginity to his fine self. so you other girls just need to stay away from my man you stupid hoes.

― jada malls, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

all you gurlz DO know that John Cena likes hitting it from the back on the first date, right?

i won't say much, but i've heard the rumors. let's just say two words, "Hot Carl".

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo Jon,
You still owe me $500. Pay up beyatch!

― MandyLou (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

who is john cena, btw?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I see.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't we have massive threads asking if, I dunno, Tom Zenk is single, hmmm?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TOMMY DREAMER U R TEH BEST R U SINGLE PLZ EMAIL AT LILGURLY2003@AOL.COM I LUV U I LUV THE WAY U HIT THE GUY WITH THE CHAIR

― TOMMYS #1 FAN (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i now im only 9 years old but john cena is my hero if someone comes and hurts him he teaches them a lesson that they will rememer never tuch john cena if hes not ecspecting it that is all

― haleigh, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

― Tia, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I imagine his next pre-match rap will contain a withering couplet about how ILX isn't as good as it used to be.

― ferg (Ferg), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

And he'll walk out in a My Bloody Valentine throwback

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I googled "John Cena" and on the SECOND page this thread turns up.

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold up Kane, this be the second time you gonna burn up/
Because if you Google my name, on the second page ILM will turn up

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

LISTEN GUYS! I no how much each and every single person really really REALLY likes John Cena. I LIKE HIM 2 INFACT I LOVE HIM! WE all no John Cena is HOT infact I THINK HE IS THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. But each and every John Cena Lover should like him for who he is. And his dedication 2 wrestling. Even though he is a major HOTTIE! Ever since I saw John Cena on WWE Smackdown he has enspired me 2 became a professional wrestler like I have always wanted 2 be! Thanks John your the best wrestler in the business today. Oh yer CONGRATS on winning the US champ. UR THE BEST!

― Tracey Cena (just jokes), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA is the most handsome guy i've ever seen!!!
he is so perfect,hot and so sexy!
I LUV U!

― marsha manafe, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracey youre a dick

― , Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, it's a shame these obsessive fans drove John Cena away. I did so enjoy his contributions on trucker hats and kittens and Iraq and so on.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo Yo Yo John Cena is the best. I dont care what u people say. He is the greatest wrestler on Smackdown. His raps are so good u people cant top them i am gonna make my own little rap right now. YO YO YO MY NAME IS NICK I GOT A BIG D***. SOMETIMES ITS CALLED A NOODLE AND IT GOES COC'O'DOODLE. SO THAT IS MY RAP I WILL SEE U SOON BUT FOR NOW U CAN LOOK AT MY FULLMOON. PEACE OUT WORDLIFE. I AM BACK U CANT SEE ME SO SUCK MY D*** AND DRINK MY PEA. WORD LIFE SEE YA LATER DOGS.......

― Nick Swartz, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Date: 14 Apr 2004 12:14:12 -0000
From: Tracey
To: kingfish@
Subject: R u sure?
Hi my name is Tracey and I was reading ur message bout John Cena and by far it
is the most interesting. How do u no that John Cena has stopped reading that
message board? Did u jus ring him up and ask him? How do u no he is PISSED OFF
with all the people with obsessions with him? Aren't they allowed to have
dreams?
I think your jus jelous that lots of young people like John Cena more than u
can ever imagine so u crush their dreams!

==
This email was sent by Tracey (bubbly_but_4_eva@hotmail.com), a user of
ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry Trace, I'm still here! Kingfish has a severe problem withh me, on account of lots of young people like me more than him. He regularly phones me up to complain about the obsessions all of you lovely people have with me.

Keep on dreaming, and watch out for my upcoming feud with a returning Max Moon.

― John Cena (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 15 April 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

U GUYS R LIKE IRRITATING ME!!! I MEAN DA ONES DAT R OBSESS WIT JOHN CENA! IT'S REALLY KEWL OF YA GUYZ DAT YA LIKE JOHN CENA 'CUZ I LIKE HIM 2. HE'S MAH FAVORITE WRESTLER. BUT YA GUYS ACTING OBSESS WIT JOHN CENA DAT PROBABLY WILL SCARE HIM OFF!!! YA NO Y HE DOESN'T CHECK DIZ MESSAGE BOARD? 'CUZ OF UR OBSESSION!!! SHEESH! SO, Y DON'T YA JUST GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N Tracey...I TINK UR KEWL N IT'S TRUE PEEPZ SHOULD HAVE DREAMS! BUT I DON'T WANT PEEPZ 2 GET THURR HOPES UP 'BOUT MARRYING JOHN CENA! LET'S GET REAL, MAN. N WE DO NEED 2 RESPECT JOHN CENA 4 WHO IS! NOT ALWAYS 'BOUT HIS BODY! N I'M NOT SURE JOHN CENA CHECK DIZ MESSAGE BOARD. DIZ BOARD CAN BE...2 MUCH...

― Tia, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, thanks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know who that fool above is, but every time someone posts to this thread with ALL CAPS, I stop reading for a week.

― John Cena (Leee), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

DA 1 ABOVE ME IS NOT JOHN CENA! NO WAY WOULD HE TALK 2 SOME1 DAT RESPECT HIM! IT'S PROBABLY JUSS SOME1 DATS JEALOUS OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W

― Tia, Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

HE IS REALLY COOL AND I DONT WANNA SEE HIM WITH A GURL!!!

― cHaCa, Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right! I like boys!

― John Cena (Leee), Thursday, 15 April 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I Always knew you where gay John Cena

― Linda, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

where?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Everybody need 2 jump off his dick! Cause he dont want any of u bytches! so Back the fuck off!

― Amanda Smith, Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

anybody notice how this thread is like an ILM convo, only slightly more blunt(ed)?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Everybody need 2 jump off his dick!
All at once?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez Is there any need 2 write in CAPS? Mayb John Cena is upset and PISSED OFF at all of us for our obessessions! But hunny im sure u just didn't ring him up and ask him! Who cares if people wonna marry John Cena I think its GREAT (although i wish i could marry him 2)U never no mayb one of his lucky fans will. I understand where ur coming from I would b upset 2 but THE QUESTION I WONNA NO IS HOW DO U NO JOHN CENA STOPPED READIN? Oh yer thanks John 4 ur support even though every one on this damn thing thinks u don't exist! Even if u aren't hay im jus a regular fan and doesn't give a shit! I love u John!! U rock!

― Tracey, Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't have to marry John Cena! He believes in premarital sex!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

In fact, he prefers it!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracey, I have broken my long sojourn, communing with the elements, summoning my powers, running with the wolf and vole to answer your post. It moved me, your belief, your love and respect for me. Thank you, thank you from the depths of my soul...you truly understand the heart and mind of a modern-day warrior. My thoughts and dreams will run alongside yours tonight.

John

p.s. I am gay

― John Cena, Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Jhon you are to HOT for words i may be a little young but i love you any ways Cena

― Jessica Cena, Friday, 16 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

you touched my hand when i was at smack down ill love love love love you always[and dont forget you are a toatall HOTTIE and dont let the other Jhon piss you of] I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

― Jessica Cena, Friday, 16 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Trish is gay itas all about Jhon Cena

― Jessica Cena, Friday, 16 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

John,
plez tell me that your not really gay! I will die if you are
write back please
With love
Samantha

― Samantha Carter, Friday, 16 April 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA IS NOT GAY!!! IF U WANT PROOF, HE WAS INTERVIEWED BY FANS & DA ARTICLE IS ON HIS OFFICIAL WEBSITE. JUSS GO 2 John-Cena.com. SO, HE'S NOT GAY!!!

― Tia, Friday, 16 April 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

¡¡¡Eddie Guerrero es el individuo más hermoso i've visto siempre!!!

¡él es tan perfecto, caliente y tan atractivo!
¡Te amo!

― John Cena (Leee), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

so gay people don't do interviews with fans?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey John I no ur not GAY!
But I believe u can go far in the wrestling Business! I admire u to the fullest of my extent! U r the next big thing! U see I live in Australia far far away from America. There r things I want but there is one thing I need is 2 see or meet u John! It's not the same on TV! Thanks John for being the best role model a young girl could ever have! I love u heaps! call me crazy but I really think it is u messaging me even if everyone tells me its not! Also I think ur writing is insperational! Everboby on this board thinks they own u "John Cena's mine back off" does that annoy u?
Good luck on smackdown! Im ur biggest FAN!

― Tracey, Friday, 16 April 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

how is your ass john cena.oh i am sorry I was just joking.man I want to be your best friend.

― syed shaheed ali, Friday, 16 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

john cena u are a sissy and a gay.

― syed shaheed ali (syed shaheed ali), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys u have called John gay u pplz r u the rudest ppl I have ever heard of! Do u have any respect! Hey John sorry bout that it jus annoys me pleez tell me ur not gay! I will like u if u r! coz i believe like people 4 who they r not anything else! GOOD LUCK ON SMACKDOWN!

― Tracey, Friday, 16 April 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to work out if "jet_pak" as a username for a guy called Shaheed Ali is incredibly racist or some kind of crazy genius.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he isn´t gay i know that
and if he is gay he is the hottest gay i have ever seen

― Andrea hochwallner (andreaa), Friday, 16 April 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if john has a tag team with any diva
which diva do you think would he take

― andrea hochwallner (andreaa), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

elton john

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean female

― Andrea hochwallner (andreaa), Friday, 16 April 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Bertha Faye

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Torrie Wilson!!

― Samantha Carter, Friday, 16 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

u ppl are so in love with one guy u shun all the rest!!! life has so many opertunities dont condem ur self to one person when who knows there might be some one waiting for a chance to be wid u! now im just 13 so dont yall try to kill me 4 wat im saying cuz i have no feelins 4 John Cena. but who knows who u r missing just cuz of ur stupid commitment to some one who might not even meet u. (sry to shatter yalls dreams!!!)

― Ren (last name not included), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Guyz!! I never knew ya'll obsessed wid John cena..well here i am..i am going 2 tell you wut i have done 4 him so listen up:
Cut my hand wid scissorz n wrote his name on my arm.
I cry wen he getz beaten up.
I go crazy wen he wins.
I am givin out timbitz 2 the whole class cuz it John cena'z Birthday!
I m collecting presents 4 him..and when i ever meet him(hopefully) i'll giv him all the presents.
I get mad @ pple or never talk 2 them when they say "John cena suckz"..I am a 13 year old gyal who iz alweyz listening 2 his theme song 24/7..and Trying 2 memorize his lyrics! If i meet him i m just going 2 ask him 1 thing..I alweyz mention his name in every presentation. My dad thinkz i ma crazy but i know he iz wrong.

― Hira Iqbal, Friday, 16 April 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

just remember, kids, and especially you folks still in grade school, John Cena wants you to cut yourself whenever he loses a match.

It doesn't have to be much, at first, only a little. Just cut a little more each day. John thanks you for sharing in his pain.

― Some Friendly Advice (Kingfish), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And when your parents find out, tell them the wicked, wicked internet told you to do it!

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT! if your parents DO find out, John Cena will be very, very, VERY disappointed in you.

― Some Friendly Advice (Kingfish), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Back up a second, what's wrong with being gay?!

― Billy Gunn (Leee), Friday, 16 April 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

john cena is sooooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him

― cena lover, Saturday, 17 April 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi i bet u guys r gettin sick of me but I can't help it! Everyday ever since i found this thing I have to check it! This has been the closest I have been to John Cena! Im trying to be like John Cena wants his fans to be a dedicated CENA FAN! and UR NOT GAY! oh yer john coz im in Australia smackdown doesn't cum on till saturday afternoon GOOD LUCK! (not like you need it) Love you heaps

― Tracey, Saturday, 17 April 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

CUT CUT CUT

― Some Friendly Advice (Kingfish), Saturday, 17 April 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on, rewind a bit! Google uses pagerank, right? Which means that, if we're on the second page, this thread must be linked in tons of places as, like, 'some sort of girl site that only talks about cute guys etc' or something, no? Because, wtf.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 17 April 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena iz da hottest male yet, but wen he getz hurt, man i can feel it, hiz mine n hiz da kewless rapper yet, he should get signed but if ur readin diz Cena, i hope u do, i hope u cum ova to austraila agen so i can met u n tell u to ur face how much i luv u man!! but if u mean my bro can u f-u him plz coz hiz acting alot like u n EminEm n Method Man

― Torrie........., Saturday, 17 April 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you mean to suggest doing the same thing the mods did to the "p.i.m.p. m.y. r.i.d.e." google hit?

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Saturday, 17 April 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF!!! i come here and read all the little things u say and so far all of u been sayin that he is hot or funny but do u really know any thing bout him other than that!!!! relationships are based on more than a physical atraction!!! GOD OUND LIKE I'M 40 OR SOMETHIN!!! U PPL ARE HOPLESS!!!!

― Ren, Saturday, 17 April 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yo yo yo Im John Cena

― Harry Dick, Saturday, 17 April 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ya john cena is hot and sexy and all but thats the only thing that u ppl put. theres more to john cena besides the looks. but ya he is good lookin!!

― hannah floyd, Saturday, 17 April 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Hannah. You're not too bad yourself ;)

And, seriously, thanks to all my fans who take time out on the internet to write about me. It really is appreciated, without your support I couldn't do it. Feel free to e-mail me at cpe21@cam.ac.uk with your thoughts as well, I promise to answer all of your e-mails.

― John Cena, Saturday, 17 April 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Jonh Cena is such a hottie!!!! He makes up the coolest freestyles ever. I only watch wrestling with my brother to see you!!

― Casey Wells, Saturday, 17 April 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

*John

― Casey Wells, Saturday, 17 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

so ya think my baby is hot WELL i want him so bad im crazy for him i always see him baby my room is filled with your pictures I LOVE YOU JONH CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― mari rivera, Sunday, 18 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has now made it to the FIRST page of Google results, I know John would be very proud if he were the type of mentalist who would actually consider reading this.

― Secretary (poppy), Sunday, 18 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

One day he will, and then we'll be sorry.

― ferg (Ferg), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ya'll betta back off because John Cena's mine he's always been mine
becuase am betta lookin then all of you. He's the hottest boy eva!!
I Love Him

― Alyssa Bryan, Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

john is not yours only why you think that you are the best lookin girl.
when you tell that all of your friends .... thank you then i don´t need you

― andreaa (andreaa), Monday, 19 April 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

u ppl are fighting over a guy who doesnt care about u!!! sheesh...do yall have to be brainwashed to figure that out!!!

― Ren, Monday, 19 April 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA CUMIN 2 WATCH YOU LIVE BABY!! ON JUNE 1ST AIR CANADA CENTER.. I MA CUM 1 HOUR EARLIER 2 MEET YA :).. Word Life !!
UER BIRTHDAY CUMIN UP!!!!!!!
Lotta luv from _ _ _ _

― Hira Iqbal, Monday, 19 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA IS THE MOST BOMBEST GUY IN WRESTLING EXPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS FREESTYLIN WITH THE BIG SHOW. THE BLACK AND WHITE OUTFIT HE WAS WEARING LOOKED SO GOOD ON HIM (DAMN) JOHN YOU FUCKIN BOMB

― naz, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

john cena i lovvvvvve u!!!

― santa, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Are u gay or okay*

― Adeline Theophil, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena is not gay 4 all the ppl who keep sayin that. And all ya'll are \gettin annoying talkin bout how hot he is... yeah he is hot and sexy but thats not why u should like him. On'y way any of u will ever get with him is to stop being stuck up and like him 4 who he is. Cena if u readin this I like u cause who u are not just cause ur looks and freestlyes even though their both good

― samantha williams, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, girls, just remember that John DOES read this, and he wants you all to express your love by cutting yourselves.

It won't hurt too much, after the first few times. Go rent "Secretary" to see how it should be done. With each little cut, John likes you all a little bit more.

― Some Friendly Advice (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

And remember, cut lengthwise across your arms, not across!

― John Cena (Leee), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi guyz!!! I'm Santa,14 from Italy. I think that i'm the only one from here, in fact the wrestling isn't very famous here but i think that it's great!!!!
I see Smackdown every Sunday ( here do it only once a week) and i'm one of the biggest John Cena's fan!!! I love him so much!!! I think that he's a very good wrestler ( the best alive in this world) and i like his way 2 do the things!! His spontaneous, natural……and sexy, cool, hottie…..there aren't words 4 describe him!!!
I've got many John Cena's fotos………about 250 and 20 interwiews!!!
My dream is TO know him in person!! I'm really crazy bout him!!!
Guyz…do u vote 4 John Cena's cover on Smackdown magazine?? If u don't do it, do it now!!!
I'm sad because in Italy don't sell the smackdown magazine!!!
JOHN CENA I LOVE U……. !!! John CENA (ALL THE WWE!!) will come in Italy in June the 3 but i can't go because i'm far away from Milan or Pesaro!! I'm sad!!!! VERY SED!!! I WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH MY FRIENDS: Sara and Ylenia!!
I love all the americans!!! John i love your eyes!!
somebody reponse me!!!

4 ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT JOHN CENA IS SISSY AND GAY: u are silly!!! Very silly!!! John isn't gay!!! I repeat : he isn't gay!!
----------------
John i love u!!!
Anybody knows if John Cena ever reads these messagges!!! I hope ,yeah!!! I HATE DOWN MARIE….AND U??
HI at all the americans who love John!!!
Yo, yo, yo! WORLDLIFE……..
BYE

THE UNTOUCHABLE ……..Santa

Santa + John Fellix Antohny Cena = love (".")
a big kiss!!!
1 day 2 John'S BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!! CIAO A TUTTI…DA UNA FIGONA… IF U UNDESTAND SOMETHING I WHANT 2 TELL U THAT I'M JOKING!!
John cena ti amo!!!
Je t'aime, John!!
I liebe disch, John!!
John cena 6 il migliore wrestler del mondo t amo tantissimo!!! Ti amo e ti amerò per sempre!! John CENA AND xtina aguilera!!

― Santa, Thursday, 22 April 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
u kow which thing can't be standed with any of crane in the world.?

the ans is john felix cena's penis.

u r the present us champ prettygood .

i and u are one cause we both are hip-hop

― david johnson, Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

today on ilx, we learn that john cena's penis is in fact, an anus. wonderful.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I LUV U JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― JOHN CENAS BIGGEST FAN 4-EVER, Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG! we all kno John Cena is the hottest man alive, yes the man is single but give him some space my lord you'll be the luckiest person alive if he got to u peoples E-mails, now i ant sayin that i dont like John Cena, I love him but common thats not how u get a man to like u! lighten up a little!!!!!!!!!just for the hell of it, happy 27th birthday John!

-Lucy

― Lucy, Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

-Lucy

― Lucy, Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I READ IT ALL!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENNA PRESUMED DEAD IN AIR CRASH...

Click here for more!

DEVELOPING...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 23 April 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you are so cute and sexy John cena your mine you are the cuttiest man?

― kaitlyn darlene Aleman, Friday, 23 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00019DTG2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 23 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

THE FUNKY BUNCH RIDES AGAIN

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 23 April 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

...The more I read this, the more i hate wwe fans

John Cena is a good wrestler, he could pull the standing fireman's carry off a little better, but a good wrestler all in all. Either way, he doesnt deserve 9000000 posts of girls oozing their beavers over him, god damn.

Ladies, go for lucha libre.. they're the real men. El Santo, Blue Demon, Mil Mascaras, La Parka, etc

Oh, and that guy about cutting yourself wasn't lying.. take the kitchen knife and drag from your wrist all the way to your elbow.

Seacrest OUT

― Ryan Seacrest, Friday, 23 April 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hi!!! Today is an Angel's birthaday : John Cena
John i really luv u!!! Happy birthday by:
me!!!!!!!!!And my friends : sara, ilaria, ylenia, jessica. giulia, eleonora and others...!

― SANTA, Friday, 23 April 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Pleze somebody answer me!!! If somebody want to talk bout John CENA i’m here!!! I luveeeeeeeeee uuuu!!!i’m Italian end u?? happy birthday John!!!!!!!!! WORD LIFE!!!

SANTA

― SANTA, Friday, 23 April 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy SHIT SANTA! I lvoe you! YOU NBRING THE BEST PRESNTS! LAST YEAWR I GOT A DOUBLE DILEDO!

― Kris Kringle (Chris V), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

WORD LIFE SANTA! HEY FAT MAN IS THE SLIZZED READY FOR CHRAZZLEMAS.

― elf (Chris V), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I’m sorry but i can’t answer now!! I’m at school!!i can reponse u tuesday!!!ok?? bye!!! Kisses!!!i’m a girl!!

― santa, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I’m sorry!! I HAVEN’T THE INTERNET AT HOME!!! AND SO I MUST SEND SOME MESSAGE AT SCOOL!! I SEND A MESSAGGE TUESDAY!! HI KRIS!
HI ELF!

― santa, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey John.......when are you coming to the east coast of Australia!!
We would love to have you over here!!
Cheers
Chere

― Chere, Saturday, 24 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so sorry to be late for your birthday. i was gonna send u a presnt but i dont no ur address. Anyway ur really cute and sexy. We all love. Hope you come to long island sumtime. im waitin. bye hugs and kisses

― Shaharia Uddin, Saturday, 24 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena's fucken HOT!!!!!! he is flamin hottt! damn! is he single!! lolz!
JOHN CENA's da best!!! YEAH!!!

HAPPY late BIRTHDAY JOHN!

love yah!!!!

― jodelle, Saturday, 24 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

john i love you!i wanted to tell u happy birthday i;m sorry for saying it to late.I hope u get this message,if u have time please send me a email messagefor i could know that u got this from me. If u think that i'm a guy i'm not i'm using my brothers comperture.Sorry if i spell somethig wrong.Oh and i want to ask u for abig favorte can i have one of your pictures and autograh
THANKS BRITTANY

― brittany linda diaz, Sunday, 25 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

CUT YOURSELF

FIRST A LITTLE

THEN A LOT

CMON BLEED

BLEEEEEEED

FOR ME

― Some Friendly Advice (Kingfish), Sunday, 25 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Then post pictures

― ferg (Ferg), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE JOHN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

― Cristen, Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN CENA....YO YO YO ! WAT M I HERE TO REPRESENT ! M HERE TO REPRESENT HOW MUCH I LIKE WATCHIN UR WRESTLING CENA !! U R D BEST WRESTLER EVER ! UR FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE....PUMPIN UP UR SHOES..TATS THE BEST !! BEST EVER !! I GOTTA ADMIT ONE THING ..U R D REAL FRANCHISE !!

― Cena Fan, Monday, 26 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi ELF!! I'm Santa!! How old are u? What were u doing? I'm at school…are u a boy? I'm a girl… Santa is my real name! I know that in English is a ridiculous name because u call Santa, Santa Klaus!!
In fact if u don't know it i'm not american, i'm italian! I live in Venice.and u? Where are u from? I think that u don't live in the U.S or not?? Answer me! If u can write me, please can u write me without abbreviate the words!
Ahh, WHY do u like John?? Answer me soon!!

The UNTOUCHABLE

santa

― santa, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a girl who want TO talk about John CENA with me?? I REALLY WOULD like with a girl who really love John like me! CENA U ROCK!
Ehy…girl, tell me why do u love John?? Please can u write me without abbreviate the words! I'm Italian and so,….i don't untestand!!!
JOHN FELIX ANTHONY CENA+ SANTA L. = LOVE 4EVER (@,@)
BYE!!!!

The untouchable

Santa!!

― SANTA, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he is such a sexy man if i had the chance i would do ANYTHING with him.

― Ashley Brown, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

DESPERATE, DESPERATE PPL!!! mmmmmmm ...... i sujest u go to some shrink or some thing cuz when ur hearts break ur gonna need all the therapy u cant get!!! hopeless, hopeless ppl!!!

― ren, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

hi!!i'm Santa!!!John i luvvveeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuu!!!!4ever

― santa, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ashely ur the most hopeless of 'em all! u ppl make me sick i read this just to see how desperate ppl can get!!! and believe me i thought the world had a little self respect but i guess i was wrong!!! and that comment 'bout doin anything wid him i wonder r u a women or a b****??? U ppl just ignore me cuz i have sense an im smarter than ya'll put together!!!

― ren, Saturday, 1 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

see!!! now ya'll are quiet cuz u no that im right!!! HAHAHA!!! Dreaming is okay but dont be obsessed!!! believe it or not im telling this for your own good!!!

― Ren, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kuroneko.milkcafe.to/douglas-ox-baker.jpg

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

if john was reading this i wish you would find the lucky girl , Maybe ill be, "and all of you girls who like you" be the one. you guys dont care about john cena, you care about yourself. I mean i am looking for wats best for him.

"john you rock"!!!!

one or maybe your #1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― sara abdullaziz alsaud, Friday, 7 May 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

plus , all you ppl forgot john cena' budyy randy ortons b.day!!!

sorry john if i didnt say happy b.day i just figgured out this site!

+ i was also born in april +i maybe the only one who loves you like as much as "the thausand never discoverd seas" in this country

― sara abdullaziz alsaud, Friday, 7 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

OMG! i just found this place and i need to express how much i love him. i mean JOHN CENA!!! I love him sooooooooo much he is all i think about all i dream about and all i want!!!!!!! i cant wait till he comes to the UK!!!! i am soooo excited!! i cant go but ill be watching and im planning on camping out near the arena!!!!!!!!

― Sandy Anders, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago)

sex me john

― , Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago)

sex me john now

― , Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:24 (twenty years ago)

*grins*

― hmmm (hmmm), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

SLUT DESPERATE SLUT! I COULD SPIT AT U AND I CALL U MY FREIND! BY THE WAY, ANDY, HE ISN'T GAY SO I DONT THINK HE'D HAVE SEX WITH U!!!

― im still here, Sunday, 29 August 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

two months later, and the party still goin' on

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 29 August 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

does any one come here any more?

― none of ur biz!!, Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

Hi guys, sorry to disappoint but I do already have a girlfriend.

But I do have sexual query for the ladeeeeez - my GF always asks me during the act 'can you see me' - does this mean that SHE CANT SEE ME?

― John Cena (ken c), Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

luv you john cena but i'll give you room to love others.

JOHN CENA LOVE IS ALL OVER!

― yuridia, Friday, 21 April 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i love john cena he is so hotttttt

― enas, Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is john cena. I cuddle the cena and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a cena phobeia. I am scared of cane to death. but in my dream, i care for it

― r. andom googlar (haitch), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

can i have free tickets?

― Jake C., Saturday, 29 April 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

do you have nakkid pix?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 April 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

John Cena please save the internet!
http://savetheinternet.com/

― Joe Crocker (Joe Crocker), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

U and torrie wilson look cute together

― lize, Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

no u guys r all wrong hes mine u guys dunt even no tht much about him do u guys watch mondays night raw no cause some of u dunt even no the wrestlers names and i do. raw is my fave show i no more than all of u u guys just think hes hot but u no nothing about him i talk 2 him on myspace i no all of his familys names i no his b-day and him and torrie dunt look good together i think trish does shes awsome im doing whats best 4 john cena bye bye pplz im out of here

― michelle cena, Monday, 1 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

fuck all you bitches i'm the biggest fan of cena (it doesn't sound true but it is ) i am NOT a NORMAL big fan I LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOHN CENA i ha ve posters , folders , magazine's , jersey's, shirts,etc. so if u tryin' 2 steel my man fuck all of yall oh if cena, you are reading this i am the type a person you r lookin' 4 here i am in framingham massachusetts union av. apt#r1 01702

― daniela saboya, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

i want to fuckyou hot papi

― daniela saboya, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

dont wanna say more coz i dont have anything to say except dont know why there's noone like you cena.you are the best.i have a drem of meeting u once if i cant i'll think i was not worthy of it.hope you go through once
just an ordinary fan of yours
love you a lot
see ya

― smriti (die heart fan of cena), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

i have a drem
of meeting u once
if i cant
i'll think i was not worthy of it

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 September 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Don't Let Me Down

Characters: Undertaker (Mark) and John Cena; Rating: Adult; Category:m/m slash, pure smut; Summary: Cena earns the right to wear the Undisputed Title.

― velko, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

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