Oral sex: do you do it mainly to please your partner, or is it a sexual turn-on in itself?

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And yes, pleasing your partner of course can be a sexual turn-on in itself, but above and beyond that, do you find going down on someone a turn-on? Have you ever fantasised about it, for example? Have you ever felt frustrated because someone didn't want you to go down on them?

― going down..., Monday, 15 March 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Definite turn on.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Aye. I love it.

― hmmm (hmmm), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. Update tomorrow, godda go!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna's right. And sadly I think I'd be a bit too selfish to bother a lot of the time if it wasn't.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely better to give than to receive for me, anyway.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely a huge turn-on! I guess I'm lucky cos I enjoy doing it, so I don't ever have a problem doing it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

just to have someone to either/both give to/receive from would be great just now!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not during her period, and not if she hasn't had a shower in a while, to be honest. Otherwise, I like it plenty.

― Bill T. Bones, Monday, 15 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you order her to have a shower before you do it? What about you, do you have to have a shower before she'll do it?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't stand doing it.
totally turns me off.
only about 1/3rd of the girls i've slept with have been worthy of such luxurious treatment.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do you order her to have a shower before you do it? What about you, do you have to have a shower before she'll do it?"

No, I don't order her to have a shower! I mean, having had a shower in the last 24 hours or so, or if she's had a tough day at work running around all day or something, then it'd be great if she has a shower when she gets home. And I'd say exactly the same about myself.

― Bill T. Bones, Monday, 15 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

dyson has trouble switching from suck to blow.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I unconditionally love everything about it, giving, receiving, doesn't matter.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's (usually) best when the giving and receving are happening simultaneously. It's also v. cool if the girl is petite enough that you can do the 69 standing up.

*It is entirely possible that I have been looking at too much porn as of late. Strictly for erm... educational purposes. *ahem*

― Will (will), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Will, it's hard to concentrate on both ends simultaneously. Though chicks are supposed to be good at multitasking I guess.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i've seen one girl in a video once who really was quite talented at multitasking.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

do the 69 standing up

i'm with mark on this one.

― toby (tsg20), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

eww

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll repeat...

i eat the pussy
i eat the ass
i eat every mother fuckin thang.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

but not all at the same time.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks Chris for stating what I was just thinking.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

true. if you're concentrating too hard on your skillz, it can make it hard to fully enjoy your partner's efforts. It's still cool though.

― Will (will), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

An enjoyable activity in and of itself. I don't consider it foreplay, necessarily.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

kind of like an exotic dance, you know?

― Will (will), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Toby, I was basically referring to the 69 in general, not the petite standing up version (I'm not strong enough to even consider that, and anyway, wouldn't all the blood run to her, uh, head?). It's one of those things which is just better in theory than in practice.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

sigh. i always feel self-conscious about posting on these threads, but wtf.

suffice to say, with the right partner, it's a major turn-on, a wonderful fabulous vicarious thrill.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

a dirty, vicarious thrill

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty much all of the above with extra smileys.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

smiling at the same time is a nice touch.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

IN the shower!
except you have to careful, if she's standing up and you're on your knees in front, because you might choke from all the water and having your head bent up.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Only a problem if you're deep-throatin'.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

and she's a lady boy

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it - a major turn on to give and receive. And I've found the 69 to be fine in practice. Many personal oral sex highlights have resulted from the 69 (a simultaneous orgasm is a wonderful thing).

I have felt dissapointed in cicumstances when a partner didn't want me to go down on her.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, cuz usually, if my partner doesn't want me to go down on her, I've already been thinking about it for a while, like setting everything up.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'm actually going to possibly offend some folks here and suggest that if my future partner is not into oral sex, I don't think that partner and I will go very far at all)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Rob B vs Martin S (sword)FITE!!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

throw in a little salad tossing and im game.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I enjoy the giving a lot more when she is enjoying the receiving, and I find that she enjoys the receiving a lot more when I remember to shave.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I dunno...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan "NO BEARD = NO HOT SEX WHAT WILL I DOOOOOOOOOO" Perry to thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a beard!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

>Rob B vs Martin S (sword)FITE!!

Um, Martin hasn't posted here yet! I'm confused. I'm ain't from around here, eh?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I once got smacked in the side of the face (considering where my face was I find this a remarkable feat of aim) when face stubble brushed against that which it should not brush against.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I LOVE TO MACK BOX!!!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

my whiskers are soft and luxurious.
actually they're not, but they're not as prickly as they were a week ago.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, was this a smack of love though?

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Love smack! Love smack BABY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

If by "love smack" you mean "I love you but that hurts and don't ever let it happen again or else next time I'm using teeth", sure.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Let me be the first to say I only do it grudgingly/to please the other person. Whos w/me?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The other person can probably tell.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember the exact moment I actually figured out what I was doing down there. It was like the heavens rang out!
Cuz before, I didn't know really, and the ladies didn't particularly enjoy it, and then, once I learned...hot damn! I was the talk of the town!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Not me, if you're goiong to take that atitude arf arf

I can't wait for Martin to post.

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It customary, circa 1997 in the beer parlours of the prairies to hear:
"So, have you been eaten out by Huck yet?"
"No, but I've heard it's quite good."
"I've been twice, you really must."

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

it is also customary to see huck having conversations with himself in the corner of said beer parlours.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

oral sex is talking endlessly about sex isn't it?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost,
stealth marketing

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

have you tried those "zoom media" (or whatever) bathroom ads yet¿
or perhaps just graffiti (cheaper)¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

For a long time when I was in my adolescence years I heard people say "oral sex" and I thought they were saying "aural sex" and I was like "I can't wait to hear THIS genre!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Toby, I was basically referring to the 69 in general,

(i actually meant i was with you wrt to your first answer:

I unconditionally love everything about it, giving, receiving, doesn't matter.

...although it doesn't really matter now.)

― toby (tsg20), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"long time" = 2 months

x-post

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to all y'all's inspiration, I'm gonna write a pornographic adventure novel called...Fellatio Hornblower!

Finally, a thread that allows me to use that rediculously bad joke. I can rest now.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 15 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hand-stands?

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 15 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Let me be the first to say I only do it grudgingly/to please the other person. Whos w/me?

I was like this in one relationship; and it wasn't that I wasn't attracted to him or he had bad hygiene or anything, it just felt like I was doing certain things out of duty, not because I genuinely wanted to please him. It didn't feel good. It was boring. When I didn't volunteer my services, he would always pressure me into doing things I just fuckin' wasn't in the mood to do, and I'd either tell him so and he'd pressure me more, or I'd do 'em anyway cuz that's what girlfriends do. Ironically, I never thought of this as anything to be concerned about... I really thought things were going great. Sometimes they even were. But there was something wrong that I wasn't acknowledging at the time. Now I'm in a relationship where making my guy happy is not only a priority for me, it's something that makes me incredibly happy too. And it really makes all the difference in the world. So there.

― but that's just one woman's opinion, Monday, 15 March 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

btjowo otm
w/o true enthusiasm, it's no fun

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I do it to please the throng of paying attendees.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 15 March 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

and it's worth the $6 I paid to watch Tracer go down!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

but bring your own popcorn, there's no concession stand.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 15 March 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if Nickalicious and Marcello use the same measure of "long time".

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

BIG turn on

― oops (Oops), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm getting visuals. :(

― mandee, Monday, 15 March 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

eat me

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm getting more visuals. :(

― mandee, Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you ever felt frustrated because someone didn't want you to go down on them?

Yes, but then he may have been gay, so I guess that's okay.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i like doing it quite a lot. but i think i have a short tongue. :(

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Use your lips.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It can be a turn on. Whether or not it is depends upon the attitude towards the act that the other person has, my attitude towards their attitude, and the extent to which I am aquainted/involved with the person.

― mouse, Monday, 15 March 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm too impatient, I always want to get to the main event.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

it's turkey time!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i do

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

suck it

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

do you find going down on someone a turn-on? Have you ever fantasised about it, for example? Have you ever felt frustrated because someone didn't want you to go down on them?

Yes, yes, and yes indeed.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never met a guy who didn't want to be gone down on, but I have rejected advances to be gone down on.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

better to give than to receive for me

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm too impatient, I always want to get to the main event.

My SO and I have this same problem. Sure, we'd love to sit around and play with each other all day (and sometimes do) but more often than not we can't restrain ourselves from the real deal.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I have trouble enjoying the lead-up. This is what comes from previously being in a relationship with someone for whom sex as a whole lasts no longer than 1 minute 30 seconds.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm the opposite, I often'd rather all the so-called "lead up" (oral esp) than the act itself which does not all that much for me really, but Im starting to think somethings wrong with me or I'm getting an early menopause or something wierdass.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh i think for me it's just some mental retraining I need to do or something. When sex is consistently a letdown it's hard to look forward to any of it.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Back in the summer, in Berlin, I started talking to another American in a restaurant. He was probably in his late 60s I'm thinking. For some reason he told me that his son had recently moved in with him for economic reasons. Then he said something like, "My son tells me it's just taken as a matter of course that a woman will perform oral sex. In my day, this was a treat. Harder to get than intercourse."

Waiter! Check please.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I must be an old fashioned type :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i love this question... like there's some definitive black or white answer. If your nature is that of a giving one, you'll recognize the win-win here.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Trayce on this - I'll go for all of the foreplay available (and yes, oral especially) - I want to tease and be teased for hours and hours. But I've never been much for penetrative sex as far as getting off goes - that's more for emotional intimacy for me. For fun, it's oral.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: Foreplay -My problem is it hasn't been available to me for so long i've forgotten what it's like :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

69ing is fantastic. I mean, sure it's difficult to carry on what your doing & enjoy what's being done, but it really is pleasurable pastime. I dig it the most!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm unsure of the tone of the references to me on this thread, and they nearly put me off saying anything, but I'll just ignore them I think.

I love it - more with a woman than a man, but either is good. I like doing it for a long time, especially with a woman. I don't understand how it can't be a turn on for some - if you like that kind of genitals, how can getting that close and licking and stuff not be good?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin is like the filthy pinefox sometimes.

I doubt the filthfox will make an appearance on this thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I take that as a compliment! I think...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Your universe* is larger though.

*note: Universe is not a euphemism.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It is now!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

so is saying "i have a 12 inch universe" bragging or does Cpt. Willie only compromise a small portion of the universe?

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

the universe is infinitely expanding you know...

― !!!! (amateurist), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I know.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

countdown to "Big Bang Theory"...

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"filthy pinefox"!!!

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

N. is wrong.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 March 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A biiiig turn on. And if she doesn't go down or doesn't let me go down on her, she is past tense.

― gimikz (gimikz), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe presently tense.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he meant beyond tense.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have posted: maybe not past tense.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 18 March 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

I hate medical research!

"People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests. The researchers believe this is because oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus implicated in the majority of cervical cancers. The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex as this could protect against HPV, the team says. Other experts say that the results provide more reason for men to receive the new HPV vaccine."

In a study of one strain of the virus, those infected were seen to have an incidence of throat cancer 32 times higher than those never having been exposed. In another strain of the virus the incidence was 58 times greater. According to the researchers, "By comparison, either smoking or drinking increases the risk of such cancer by about threefold."

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

LALA CANT HEAR YOU

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

The HPV vaccine is only for before you have it, though, right?

In any case, je ne regrette rien.

― Michael White, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

By comparison, either smoking or drinking increases the risk of such cancer by about threefold.

i'm just completely screwed on this throat cancer thing, aren't i.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

well that's my day blown

― gff, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

What about swallowing from a smoker? WHAT THEN???

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

Absolutely a turn-on in itself. I will not do it unless you do it, though, or if you pull that bollocks about "but I don't know what I'm doing...?" and then quit for an instructional diagram to be drawn up on an overhead. LICK MY CLIT, REPEATEDLY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps that was a bit harsh. however, not stopping for directions has merit, people. just pay attention to signals.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

or, you know, mapquest it

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Remember the tall tale that you should spell the alphabet with your tongue? Larf.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Spell it 100 times if it keeps you on task, I'd say.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh, whatever, but LICK MY CLIT, REPEATEDLY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT is hilariously otm

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

also bad is when they've obviously read in some ridiculous sex tips article in some ludicrous cosmo for men type magazine about switching shit up. you'll be sitting there, making plenty of noise and appreciating things and then suddenly they're doing something completely different and you're like, wtf, i was gettin' pretty close there cowboy, why are you wandering off the ranch. who is giving this advice that you need to switch up your moves every couple minutes like a damn metronome is going off?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

xpost

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

"...but I don't know what I'm doing...?" and then quit for an instructional diagram to be drawn up on an overhead. LICK MY CLIT, REPEATEDLY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

-- roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:25 (5 minutes ago)

haha. a man has said that to you seriously?? good god almighty.

― pisces, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

on the m2m side, we like to prolong things sometimes unless we're very very tired.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

If a man told Roxy "LICK MY CLIT" etc. I'd be worried.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

i have heard basically the same thing as roxy too. either ppl are extremely stupid or it's a very convoluted way of saying "do not want"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe "do not care"

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

ned dont type that again

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

i like Skottie's story up-thread.

apparently in France, oral sex, like many new-fangled inventions such as women's right to vote, is still considered somewhat taboo by the older generations and the bourgeousie

hi roxy! what are you doin memorial day weekend??

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

what about those chix that are all "no no, don't go down there" and i'm all "but it's the only thing i'm good at!"

― Gukbe, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok in the context of this thread, that is the sketchiest thing you've ever said, tracer.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

loffles

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

oral sex, like many new-fangled inventions such as women's right to vote, is still considered somewhat taboo by the older generations and the bourgeousie

I have long believed that the rise of oral sex is directly proportional to the rise of washing every day. I could graph it, if you'd like.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

im surprised you dont already have such a graph

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'd post a hilariously on-topic lolcat.jpg and claim it is tracer, but the ilx police might take me away ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

if a man says "i dont know what i'm doing" he should be out the door faster than shinola off the shoe-brush.

― pisces, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i just realized that. and no insinuations about the lovely Emma B ought to be taken either.

xpost

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

well NOW what am i going to fantasize about.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

AND TEACH-EEEEER
THERE ARE THINGS
THAT I DON'T WANT TO LEARN

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

who was it was talking about what constituted good oral sex, saying "i like to pretend my tongue's a police detective, and her clit is the guy who killed my partner"?? i am crazy.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

i seriously think it was someone here

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i remember that, but you are a hero for reminding us of it

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i think it was the metal spoons dipped in butter thread

― ^@^, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

lolz

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Kinsey number aside, going down on men is just so much more convenient.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Do rimjobs count?

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

yes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimjob

― negotiable, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Depends. Are you using your mouth?

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Among other sexual acts stated in the Starr Report, Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton "engaged in oral-anal contact as well".

i did not know that. very interesting.

― negotiable, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.indiamart.com/press-section/mediasays/gifs/cio.gif
http://www.my-hebrew-name.com/images/kenan.gif

― ^@^, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

who was it was talking about what constituted good oral sex, saying "i like to pretend my tongue's a police detective, and her clit is the guy who killed my partner"??

8-1 slocki
7-4 strongo

― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

s1ocki OTM

― David R., Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

whoever said that might inspire the descrip "sucks like an attorney"

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

you'll be sitting there, making plenty of noise and appreciating things

Similar to the chick who insists on blowing you like her last boyfriend. "Lady, check out MY cues, k?" After a while you end up just flat out telling them what's good and what's not.

― Michael White, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

lol hoes be doing it wrong

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I had no idea that Bill Clinton was a tossed salad man.

― milo z, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

By comparison, either smoking or drinking increases the risk of such cancer by about threefold.

i'm just completely screwed on this throat cancer thing, aren't

As long as you don't inhale you should be ok.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

Have you ever felt frustrated because someone didn't want you to go down on them?

Not for very long. Definitely a deal breaker.

― Michael White, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

who was it was talking about what constituted good oral sex, saying "i like to pretend my tongue's a police detective, and her clit is the guy who killed my partner"??

don't remember who but I remember mark s asking for an urgent and v funny clarification

― RJG, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Momus to release new version of "Coming in a Girl's Mouth" entitled "Now I Am Giving You Cancer."

― Eppy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

Someone find the clit detective thread pls.

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

I find extra brownie points for going down on her again after you've been actually sexing for a while (at least 2 orgasms in is usually a good time).

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

you go out w/ masonic boom don't you?

― RJG, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I misread that as 'browneye'.

― Michael White, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

noooo, i don't think kate would stand for any of that nonsense.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

maybe lying down though

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

rimshot.gif

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oral sex is anagram of Axl Rose.

― Abbott, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be here all week!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

girls who are too embarrassed or insecure about their parts to let you go down on them = total fucking dud

― max, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man I really didnt need to read this thread at the moment arrghhhhh aaarghhh too many good visuals ARGH.

― Trayce, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

Erm in other words, OH YES CLASSIC.

But that article, gah. The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex

There is no way I wd ever give head with a condom, thats just revolting.

― Trayce, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

It's like eating an egg salad sandwich in a ziploc bag. As someone once said.

― Casuistry, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure the police detective tongue thing was from moley, he was probably still colin s. barrow back then.

― estela, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

i love moley.

― estela, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

awww thanks estela. Apologies in advance for being crass, but a girl once gave me a hickey on my johnson. I took a shower in the morning and went, 'holy shit, my wang - my wang! WTF??' But then I calmed down when I realised what had happened. Yes, it was a very good night. I've teased her about it relentlessly ever since.

― moley, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

wish I could remember what the urgent and v funny clarification was

― RJG, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

dude, if the dicks you put in your mouth are in any way similar to an egg sandwich somebody better get to steppin' to the free clinic.

also: hi tracer! when is memorial day weekend?!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

LOL roxy :D

― Trayce, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

Either that, roxy or you'd better avoid that deli.

― Michael White, Monday, 14 May 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

It's like eating an egg salad sandwich in a ziploc bag. As someone once said.

Haha, isn't that from Eighty-Sixed?

― C0L1N B..., Monday, 14 May 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. Yes.

― Casuistry, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

Great book. No wonder that sounded familiar.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if the critics of this simile are fixated on the egg salad component and aren't factoring in the textures of the bread and the lettuce and the plastic bag and the zip, maybe that makes it work, i can't see how though.

― estela, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

it iz the weekend of may 26, roxy

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

Anchovies are not unwelcome in an egg salad sandwich in a zip lock bag. Let us factor this into our metaphor.

― moley, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, now are we talking about condoms or dental dams on women?

― Trayce, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

I LIKE GIVE BLOWJOB

― ralph, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)

dental clams?

― Mark C, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

mental drams?

― C J, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

rental prams?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

gentle lambs?

― C J, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

I did actually read it as dental clams, though :(

― Mark C, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Lisa needs braces?

― Trayce, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

it iz the weekend of may 26, roxy

I'll be in Durham, Raleigh, and Chapel Hill, North Carolina. :(

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

Do braces usually hinder oral sex? Or completely render it impossible?
I have never asked somebody with braces, as it is usually the case that they are not in the mood...

― o-ess, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

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