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This is my new favorite show.

Do you think I could get my hunka junk on there?

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

what channel is it on?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

mtv, yo

http://www.mtv.com/onair/pimp_my_ride/flipbooks/nile/complete_caddie.jpg

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

is that car available?

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

that car was cool except for those rims. fugly.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The waterfall thing in the back was terrible.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

that picture is making me sad about my old '85 ford econoline van bursting into flames on the 101 before mtv could get their hands on it and make it sweet.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and a hot chick doesn't need her ride pimped either she can get along just fine in her jalopy.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 15 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you are all sooo wrong. The rims were tight and that waterfall was sublime.

so not deserving a pimp ride. . .

and no hottie deserves a hooptie.

Sadly you must live in SoCal and be 18-22 yrs old to submit yr ride for transformation. WTF??

(ladies, the car above has a shoe rack installed in the trunk.)

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Monday, 15 March 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Lie about your age and use my address, Sam.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 March 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna is brilliant!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

but if they picked my car how the hell would i get it to socal?

it's not even freeway drivable now. :(

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Flatbed truck. I know a guy.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, scheme time! You go, luna and Sam!

(Ha. I'll be changing into my cheerleader outfit now....)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I what my 2004 RX-8 pimped

― nathan, Friday, 19 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Is my '88 Acura Integra capable of being pimped? I'd like to see them try.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 19 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*shaking pompons*

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 March 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a 69 Impala I would like to "PIMP" is it possible?

― Pokifeu, Saturday, 20 March 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw this show at a friend's house last night. She was surprised that anybody would want a karoake player in their trunk, but I figure like so many car accessories we did without for ages, you find a use for such things once you have them.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 20 March 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck u

― jay jay jack off, Saturday, 20 March 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

wsup mtv nd all its fan's nd whoeva duz pimp my ride......is it posiible to pimp my 03 eclipse its pretty gay so it wud b tyte if yall pimped it up u no wha i meen ... ight man hit me bak peace.

― hussain rehmatullah, Saturday, 20 March 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 20 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a 85 oldsmobill cutlas that i wich i could pimp out but i just dont have the money for it im 24 years old and all iv every wanted was a car that was pimped out so if you could make me one of the lucky ones to get my ride pimpted out i would treat it like gold. phone # is 1-419-289-0267 thank you john glover

― john harley glover, Saturday, 20 March 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

why do people think ilx is god or something?

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 20 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The only problem with some of these custom car tv shows - some of them - is that they are to custom cars what While You Were Out and Trading Spaces are to interior design. Slapping a fresh coat of pearlized green paint and some chrome trim on something isn't particularly interesting. That being said, I'd rather watch them than Trading Spacesesque crap any day.

Rides with Jason Priestly has some killer content but his style of narration kills me. He has this "You're fucking lucky as hell we're showing you this stuff, PEON" tone that gets on my nerves. The content is usually pretty killer though.

― Stuart (Stuart), Saturday, 20 March 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

yah i have a cadilac escalade (black) with a pink blacklight on the bottem 18" spinners a huge ass sound system 20" tvs on the back on the seats and and one on the top all can watch sumthin different its got hydrolics the works. My seats r heated and massages u plus the mp3 player u gotta have it.

― takle midgets, Sunday, 21 March 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I know you have a ton of requests but , if I don't ask I'll never know. I have a 65 chevelle thats in really good shape. Its a claasic grandwma's grocery getter. The good side is the motor and trany. Its a 327 and a 4 speed. If you have any intrest in pimpin a classic muscle car give me an e-mail and I'll send you some pictures back.
Sincerely,
C.C.

― Christopher Clery, Sunday, 21 March 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ARRRGGGHHHHHH!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 21 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

They all need to stop worrying about their cars and learn spelling and reading comprehension.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 22 March 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the #4 result on google for 'pimp my ride'--is it too late to de-index it?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 22 March 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't hate fun!

― ..., Monday, 22 March 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

SUP DUDES, THIS IS NOT THE MTV WEBSITE, STOP ASKING IF WE CAN, AS IT WERE, "PIMP" YOUR "RIDE"! ALTERNATIVELY, GIVE US YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS.

Peace out yo.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 March 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T HATE APPRECIATE

― Eisyhottbär (llamasfur), Monday, 22 March 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoa Trayce you badass you put 'as it were' right before the darkie talk, way to set things straight!!!

― LC, Monday, 22 March 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yo you no that ride is motherfucking cool
so shut the hell up

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

kyle your a bitch they can talk if they want and kyle i no you you go to my school and you and your 67 ford mustang fast top think your cool well if i get my ride pimped i will be the bomb and i will have more nos then you even no you have alot of nos.......

― ralf, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

nos?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

nitrous oxide system

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi MTV, please crimp my side.

― Mr Wiggum (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Nitrous Oxide

People with nitrous oxide on their cars tend[ed] to be the most obnoxious wankers around. Right up there with people in late-model Camaros who insist on backing into parking spots as loudly and quickly as possible. Hey, guess what buddy, your car is ugly and you're not cool. (I don't know why this behavior is Camaro-centric.)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

what does this do to the care?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

My Camero smells like catfood.

― Mr Wiggum (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

wait the car is outfitted with whippets?

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Gives it a temporary power boost of however many horsepower you're set up for. (I think the max on a normal ponycar V8 is ~50, maybe 100 without damaging the internals.)

Have you seen the Fast and the Furious? In the first street-race with the annoying blonde white guy that's what he's using when he blows out his engine.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

We should prank call J0hn H4rvey Gl0ver pretending to be MTV and tell him we want to pimp his olds...in exchange for unlubed buttsex.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

dude that would be funny i will try to prank him lol

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

dude my ride is not ugly

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

and ralf its fast back not fast top dork

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

this kid on my street has a nitrous sticker on his Dodge Dynasty! He also has a huge sticker that reads "Dynasty" across the top of the windshield.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

is it ugly or cool

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Little front-wheel four-cylinder cars with giant rear spoilers and graphics are starting to piss me off. If you're going to make your car ugly, at least do it with some style and originality.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

my friend picked me up about quarter past 5
we stopped and got some donuts and we took a little drive
we had a can of nitrous, we rolled the windows up
now we're breathin' deeply, breathin' deeply

and there's a fume
in this truck
and I don't know if we're dead, or what the fuck
there's a fume
in this truck
and I don't know if we're dead, or what the fuck or what?

we spent many years always tryin to get high
smokin' broken pencils and beatin' up kids
talkin' to the devil and drinkin' a coke
now we're totally rockin', totally rockin'

and there's a fume
in this truck
and I don't know if we're dead, or what the fuck
there's a fume
in this truck
and I don't know if we're dead, or what the fuck or what?

we got a good idea so we pulled off the road
got some molly hatchet goin' on the stereo
I said, let's roll up the windows, and let the nitrous go
now we can't stop laughing, can't stop laughing

and there's a fume
in this truck
and I don't know if we're dead, or what the fuck
there's a fume
in this truck
and I don't know if we're dead, or what the fuck is going on.

x-post weak

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

but milo "Little front-wheel four-cylinder cars" make up the largest segment of modern hot rod culture. agree with you on the ugliness of huge spoilers and graphics. i'm all about subtlety not HEY LOOK HOW FAST MY CAR LOOKS BUT IT REALLY ISN'T

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I want more Googlers posting here. I wish to be entertained.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT THANG GOTTA HEMI???

― Stuart (Stuart), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo MTV, my 68 and 1/2 Mustang needs some lovin. Pick me and I'll show you around San Fran.

― Lt Frank Bullitt (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.river101.com/pictures/ugly%20truck/The%20redneck%20mobile%20(colby%20and%20the%20owner%20of%20the%20car(%20with%20the%20hat%20on)%20and%20ron's%20daughter%20jeniffer.jpg

― COOL, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.clayparrot.com/24b2c900.jpg

― COOL, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't there going to be a Bullitt remake?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

They re-introduced a package named after it if thats what you mean.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

your right they dont make your car any faster

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

the graphics that is lol

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe that's it - I thought I heard something about a remake of the movie when Gone in 60 Seconds made a ton of money.

(Gone in 60 Seconds sucks me into watching every time it's on TV. Not as bad as Rounders or Finding Forrester in the can't-stop-watching factor, but close.)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish they'd show the old Gone In 60 Seconds more. The acting is Spice World bad.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Robert Duvall's character is like a God to me.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What, MTV won't drop a 351 Cleveland for me? dang.

― Rev Lovejoy (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Giovanni Ribisi's flame tattoos are classic.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(oh, 'old')

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

GONE IN 60 SEC THATS THE MUSTANG I HAVE

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you lie kial

― dean! (deangulberry), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

There used to be a racng game on Playstation[2] where you could race a 68.5 against a Charger. Just two of the cars they made available.

Fun Fun Fun for all involved.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

and i love it to shelby 500 rock on

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that Gran Turismo, MN? I remember that a couple of the classic cars on their were old muscle. But I was a terrible driver, so I went with AWD Europeans.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i no i hate that game i own it

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Could be, been awhile. They had a Shelby in the GT3A didn't they.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't March break over?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Old muscle cars suck when not going in a straight line so you made a wise choice.
My friend has a "little front wheel 4 cylinder" and it's a lotta fun seeing cars w/V8s fade away in the rear view mirror.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I still lust after a '66 Chevelle or a '50 Ford shoebox (flatheads, yay!), but I'm such a paranoiac about good disc brakes and generally being safe should some ASSHOLE IN A HONDA rear-end me...

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

hey kyle

― Kalina McCabe, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind little four-cylinders (Mini Cooper S - yum), I just don't like ugly ones (fast or slow, but more slow).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hey whats up

― kyle williams, Monday, 22 March 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

MiniCoopers have more then 3 cylinders? OMG.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

and there are A LOT of ugly ones. I don't understand why people pay hundreds of dollars for rims, paint jobs, ground effects, etc when they could be putting that money towards, you know, actually making the car go faster.
And big noisy mufflers that make the car go SLOWER

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 March 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Or good brakes to make the car go slower!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss my mustang

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't miss mine. Good olde Rustang IIs.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but did yours look like this? Mine sure did.

http://www.mustangdreams.com/66va.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 22 March 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell no, they were Rustang IIs. The inline 6 was a great engine for DIY even if the parts were becoming a bit rare but the V8 from those years sucked the farts from a donkeys bum.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

think they can pimp my 1954 chevy rust bucket i bought for 600 dollars??

― Marcus, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

So you have to live in Southern Cali in order to get your ride pimped??? Thats kinda lame. I have an 88 new yorker. I can see the potential and I know it could be bangin. Where do you go on the internet to sign up for pimp my ride????? If anyone can help me out get at me...... Sara "the Unknown" mycrophonemaster@aol.com

― Sara Hoover, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

conor oberst is dead
conor oberst sucks
conor oberst beaten to death with own shoes

why not have the best of both wordls?

― :|, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi! Please pimp my husband 75 buick lesabre because I'm tired of looking at that hunk of junk. He's trying every weekend to fix stuff on it now its time for the professionals.

sincerly fix it

― bridgette deener, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

let's pimp her husband.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

buick lesbian?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

a car made for women, by women

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

would you be able to pimp my 1985 505 sti peugeot? Its a french car

― travis tyree, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

oui

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I do wonder what these folks could do with a fairly new Honda Civic.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, All of the cars are great. Does anyone know how to enter cars on Pimp my ride? I wanna enter mine.

― Patrick Moyer, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My '95 white Chevy Lumina with the white wheel covers is just begging to be pimped to total bangosity.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Chevrolet Cavalier RS, 1994. It is in good condition, it has some sueface rust and stuff. But it would look good with some paint and some 16"s on it. Please Help
Patrick Moyer, Sanborn NY

― Patrick Moyer, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

we will need photos of your wife and kids. also, the names and #'s of the schools/work they attend.

― kephm, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oooh an RS. Ralleye Sport!

you have to live in California to be on the show, Patrick.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Really that sux

― Pat Moyer, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm all about subtlety not HEY LOOK HOW FAST MY CAR LOOKS BUT IT REALLY ISN'T

I agree. More people need to be doing like that mob guy from Lost Highway; take a nice-looking but not gaudy luxury car and make it so it can go fast as fuck but still look the same.

― Dan I., Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm all about subtlety not HEY LOOK HOW FAST MY CAR LOOKS BUT IT REALLY ISN'T

I agree. More people need to be doing like that mob guy from Lost Highway; take a nice-looking but not gaudy luxury car and make it so it can go fast as fuck buy still look the same.

― Dan I., Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

fucking AOL users and their dumm ass search

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 25 March 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't we just start pimping people's rides?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 25 March 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Because Momus is on tour and he's our pimpmasta.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 25 March 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

would you be able to pimp my 1985 505 sti peugeot? Its a french car

Sure, but you'd have to call it a "freedom car" afterwards.

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm desperate to get rid of my car, it's rusting outside my house like a dying dog. My dad bought me it as my first car but I've since moved on. The car has nothing wrong with it mechanically, but her appearance appeals only to me. And it's rusty. I'd have it scrapped, but my dad is horrified at the idea and has talked me into trying to sell it. Four different people have called my mobile so far, laughed and then hung up. Potential buyers....?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I just can't get away from the thought of your boyfriend's enormous balls. I'm sorry.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I live in Virginia; never the less I was wondering if you and the team could PIMP MY RIDE?
It's a 1968, Chevy Impala, convertible. It’s a 3 speed with the gears in the column. HELP

― Valerie Taylor, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

WE CANNOT PIMP YOUR SHITBOX RIDE! STOP ASKING!

― bah (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure can, Valerie. Since you live in Virginia, we're gonna need $200 in order to cover the extra costs of travelling to your state. Please email me at my_penis_will_surprise_you@whatthefuck.com.

― Jason Smiley (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i really would like my husband 67 chevy pimped out it would make him supper happy,

― angela lindley, Friday, 26 March 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i would really like stupid people to start paying attention and actually read the fucking websites they click on.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 26 March 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this woman who is married to a car, though.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she's married to chevy chase? i'm feeling a bit supper-happy right now

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 March 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i was dying when that girl with the civic told Xzibit her dogs were named sassylady and little sunshine or something.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

--the surface noise--

you're married to chevy chase???!!??!?!
No you don't look supper-happy you look stupid lol
now that's goddamn funny
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― Terresa, Friday, 26 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't look supper-happy

and thus a new meme was created.

i just got back from lunch at a chinese buffet, but knowing me, i'll be supper-happy again in about 5-6 hours.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey yall!
Can u pimp my '82 el camino?
it's cute but i think u would make it cuter
oh and instead of sending xzibit to my crib, could ya send jay-z instead?
thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!
email me mtv i'm your biggest fan!

― Tampon, Friday, 26 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Chinese food is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like wonton soup oooh oooh
i like poo poo platter
when i eat too much of it
my poop will splatter
do bee do bee do waaa
Interludeydodeedo!

― Lady Mary Or SOmething, Friday, 26 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ileet.net/images/cluepon.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

why the fuck doesn't 'food' and 'good' rhyme???!??!???!?!?!
i think food should be like good and sound like this...."fud"
dammit it still doesn't rhyme
that's shit
someone should do something about this!!!!!!! now.

― Lady Mary Or SOmething, Friday, 26 March 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

tampon, jigga's on his way to your house right now.

please be prepared to swallow.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 26 March 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck

― fuck, Sunday, 28 March 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

how do i sign up for pimp my ride

― kathydunham, Monday, 29 March 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

send me yr credit card information. don't forget the expiration date.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 29 March 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.apex.net/~acrunk/stupid.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/wtf/images/minivan.gif

― 1, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you ppl fucking suck dudes like man im the lead singer of my band and you dont even no the name

― , Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

no, but we know standard English.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

IS pim my ride a free place or what cause when they pimp up someones car
they dont pey or nathing men so thats all i wanted to now THANKS V-12

― Herman Van Nell, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

How weird that this gets resurrected alongside the Missy Elliott threads on ILM, all by people who can't spell but still manage to google what they want. You would almost think that it wasn't really random googlers at all...

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it possible that when the site went down and came back up, all that anti indexing against google we had has gone, somehow? We do seem to be getting googlers again.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

googling "pimp my ride" doesn't get you here. I still think it's suspicious that the recent influx of illiterate Missy Elliott posters on ILM all got here despite being unable to even spell Elliott.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

rimp my pride

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE RID MY PIMP

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Love this show. "OMG can you believe what we're putting in this car?! It's the most unnecessary thing ever put in a car! No, seriously, look... a sink! A fucking sink! Who needs a sink in their car? NOBODY! Isn't it beautiful?!"

I do not like Mustangs, though. Too cock-rock-y.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

strangely just as i saw this thread was back on new answers meg had switched over to mtv where PIMP MY RIDE was on, oooooh spooooooooooky (well kind of, except all that mtv uki has had on for the last fortnight is PIMP MY RIDE...)

there are still a few i haven't seen, eg the current one they just totally REPLACED HIS CAR WITH ANOTHER ONE, and then, PIMPED IT.

xibit is teh funngy also...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually MTV is doing a day of Pimp My Ride today, so if you want to make sure you've seen them all, you're in luck.

Why don't we have a Cribs thread?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

cribs is brilliant ! all these houses seem so... cold and empty. sometimes, they even seem to discover the rooms at the same time as you do ! do they even live in these places !? (and "taste" is often an option they didn't take...still it's a great show !).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pimp My Ride" is genius. I believe there was another episode whit a girl where they replaced her car because it was TWO SEPERATE CARS WELDED TOGETHER INTO A DEATHTRAP and then pimped it.

Have you seen the Need For Speed Underground 2 episode??? Or the episode where they put a 52" plasma TV and a smoothie machine in the back of a van????

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly read this as "Pimp my bride", which would be so awesome.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That's called "The Swan." It's so not awesome.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Pimp My Ride isn't really my thing, because y'know, cars. But it's allright, usually I'll watch for a bit if it's on. Occasionally, though, it does get a bit "You've outsourced your entire sense of self-worth to your car, haven't you? Jesus." And the one I saw earlier where this girl had put every penny she'd earned since she was 16 into her Blazer, and pretty much said on camera "I'm in a povery trap". So they took the car and put a bunch of expensive crap into it. How about a Ford Mondeo and a five-year warranty instead?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG THAT WAS THE ONE THEY PUT THE FIREPLACE IN!!!!!!! That was awesome!!!

(part of the point of this show is that these vehicles are essentially brand new cars once they leave the shop, having been stripped down to nothing and completely rebuilt; they just focus on the things that give good TV, like the paint job and the FIREPLACE)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Pimp My Ride isn't really my thing, because y'know, cars.

BUT ANDREW THEY ALWAYS PUT PLAYSTATION 2s INTO THE BACK OF THE CARS!!!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE WAS THIS ONE EPISODE, THEY PIMPED A RIDE, PUT A PLAYSTATION 2 INTO THE CAR, AND THEN PUT THIS (NEED FOR SPEED??) GAME IN, IN WHICH ONE CAN PIMP THE VIRTUAL RIDE, AND, IN THE GAME THEY CHOSE THE SAME RIDE, AND PIMPED IT IN THE SAME WAY SO THAT THE GUY CAN NOW PLAY HIS VIRTUAL PIMPED RIDE, IN HIS ACTUAL, PIMPED, RIDE! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

AND THEY ALSO PUT A TV SCREEN FACING D!O!W!N! UNDER THE BONNET, SO THAT WHEN THIS GUY IS TINKERING WITH HIS CAR, HE CAN WATCH TV AT THE SAME TIME. ALSO, THIS CAR HAS A COMPUTER WHICH HAS A CD-BURNER IN IT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EVER BURN A CD IN A CAR??????

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS PROGRAM IS BLOWING MY MIND. I WISH THEY WOULD PIMP MY RIDE, IS THERE A UK VERSION OF PIMP MY RIDE YET?? MAYBE IF I CUT THIS CAR IN HALF, AND WELD IT BACK TOGETHER THEY'D PIMP THIS RIDE, AND THEN BUY ME A NEW RIDE AND PIMP THAT TOO, AND THEN I'LL HAVE 3 PLAYSTATION 2s AND TWO NEW COMPUTERS AND PROBABLY A REMOTE CONTROL FOR THE NEW CAR THAT I CAN CONTROL THROUGH MY COPY OF GRAND THEFT AUTO.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPS BUT I'M VERY EXCITED BY THESE THINGS. I BOUGHT AN AMPHIBIOUS VEHICLE FOR MY FLATMATE FOR XMAS AND NOW I WANT TO PIMP THAT, TOO.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

With brand new car (plus plus) insurance costs, though. I mean, I know that it's missing the point of the show to go "OMG THERE ARE CHILDREN IN ETHIOPIA THAT COULD EAT FOR A YEAR OFF THAT CAR" but it seemed odd for them to point out that they were solving the wrong problem.

THERE WAS THIS ONE EPISODE, THEY PIMPED A RIDE, PUT A PLAYSTATION 2 INTO THE CAR

Haha all that X-Box advertising budget wasted on you.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not a heartless monster, though: the one where they covered the gearstick with diamonds is great, particularly the way she looked at it and said "Oh, that's cute. Hey! The seatbelt works!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Pimp My Rig

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy who wanted his car to look like the car in the videogame just made me so sad. It sort of looked ok and then they put those horrid orange and yellow graphics on top of the green paint job, ugh. They should have just made the car look good and told the guy to get over the fucking video game.

The funniest part is how they take these people who treat their cars like shit (I should know as I'm that same type) so you know they're just going to have totally thrashed, broken-down, but pimped-out cars in 6 months. "Hey if you dig through the empty pizza boxes and dirty laundry in the back seat you can play with my 3 X-Boxes!"

Also, I keep wondering if any of the people with pimped rides have been carjacked. I'm sure some of those rims or flatscreen TVs have been stolen already.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i worry about how the kids pay the insurance on the cars, and the rim stealing obv...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps if these people didn't spend so much on their cars, they wouldn't have to whore them out to strangers to have sex with.

"Pimp My Rig
-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), December 29th, 2004."

Aahh, fuck you! I clicked on this expecting some cool pictures of trucks, perhaps even road trains, but it's just nerds. NERRRDS!

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 30 December 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haHA! another victim!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 30 December 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

in today's NYTimes:
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/30/business/media/30auto.html

DETROIT, Dec. 29 - Pimp the ride, pay the price.

In the first of what is expected to be a broader crackdown against auto customization shops, federal regulators on Wednesday imposed a $16,000 fine on West Coast Customs, the auto body shop affiliated with "Pimp My Ride," an MTV reality show that makes over rundown cars.

The shop, which has customized sport utility vehicles for customers like Shaquille O'Neal, was fined for removing front air bags in cars to install video screens in steering wheels.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 December 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

neuken

― , Monday, 3 January 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, due to that fine there will be half a car that West Coast Customs will not be able to pimp this year!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 January 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

If i had the money and crew to make a skit, I'd do "Grunge My Ride".. a show that takes a class-act blinged out vehi-kill and makes it an earnest unstable jallopy, in the name of GRUNGE!

― donut christ (donut), Monday, 3 January 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG!U DUMBASS PEOPLE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR F**KIN CARS AND ASKING IF YOU CAN PIMP YOUR RIDE ON PIMP MY RIDE! Look go to MTV.com n look up Pimp My Ride on it some where. Plus you can only pimp your ride on that damn show if you're between the ages of 18-22 (no acepttions), you MUST live in Southern California(no where else). They wont do any cars that are lik 2002-2005 models obviously,cause they don't do many new cars that new,(you would know if u watched the show).And you cant just pimp out your car if itz just a little messed up,it hast to be seriously MESSED UP BAD!(if you noticed when u watched the show)and when you send them a video tape of your car to be pimped they pick yours out of the worst cars that they think is out of the videos they recieve.
.:: JUST LOOKING OUT N INFORMING YOU PEOPLE ::.
~eR!C @Ka C@$p3R~

― eRiC @kA C@$p3R, Friday, 7 January 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Pimp my messageboard

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"you people"

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I heartily agree with mr. C@$P3R.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

no acepttions

we've learned a new word today!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 January 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Pacer-X-Built-on-Pimp-My-Ride-RARE_W0QQitemZ280173807852QQihZ018QQcategoryZ5357QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 25 November 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Q: Is the rat still in it? Nov-16-07
A: That was all fake, there was never a rat. They put it in there as a prop. They also made the car look worse then it was using spray paint and primer.

― I know, right?, Monday, 26 November 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

I would start a band just so I can use this as the tour van.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6096eaa02e427ed0d3a6eacb0628a406/tumblr_n0y82bFkXT1qa53iwo1_1280.jpg

(from: http://rexdart6.tumblr.com/post/76569805777/publiccollectors-close-encounter-van-art-by )

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 14 February 2014 03:20 (twelve years ago)

.:: JUST LOOKING OUT N INFORMING YOU PEOPLE ::.

― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Friday, 14 February 2014 06:42 (twelve years ago)

fuck

― fuck, Monday, March 29, 2004 3:44 AM

― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Friday, 14 February 2014 06:54 (twelve years ago)

"Pimp My Rig
-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), December 29th, 2004."

Aahh, fuck you! I clicked on this expecting some cool pictures of trucks, perhaps even road trains, but it's just nerds. NERRRDS!

― Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, December 29, 2004 7:05 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See Trick My Truck.

― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:51 (twelve years ago)

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