Things Women Should Find Sexy, But DON'T

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1) Blokes cooking for you acting like they're all doing you a favour and sh*t.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

2) Cars

3) Money

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

4) eyebrows

5) hairy chests

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Bony tiny shoulder blades

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

7) Lynx

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

8) Cologne in general (sorry, all you German bastards out there.)

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

chickenbears love it, though

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sick Nouthall.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I'm going to put the kabosh on anyone just randomly shouting out any other names RIGHT NOW.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

9) Me.

Xpost.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

woah.

scary new message after xpost. I'mm off.

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Lezzing up.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

11) huge dicks

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray!

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

bukkake

― hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

12. Men who look like the ones on the cover of Men's Health.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Baby oil.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, the thing is, that some women do find lezzing up sexy, but only if they find the other woman in question sexy. Lezzing up because men think it's hot is completely not sexy, though.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Women never like the idea of men lezzing-up, do they?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

OH YES THEY DO!!!

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That would depend on the men.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Boys kissing is hot, I don't care who the boy is.

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"touch me, i'm Sick"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls I know have always said it sounds gross. Maybe they just don't like the idea of me lezzing-up with another man (you didn't hire the camera already, I hope, jess?).

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Boys kissing IS hott, but only if they are pretty to start with.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I kiss Barry at almost every FAP nowadays.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, well, kiss Stevem and you'd have a pile-on going...

::ducks::

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(I apologise sincerely for that post, because not only did I *swear* that I wasn't going to perve on Stevem any more, but it implies that Barry isn't hott when he clearly is and I should be flogged with an eyebrow by Fabio lookalikes for suggesting it.)

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Subtext of men making a meal for a laydeefriend - here is something of mine that I want to be inside you. DYS?

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Subtext of men doing anything for a ladyfriend, surely?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Crikey ILE is filthy today.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Today" ???

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Subtext?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ointment?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Pervs.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(says the guy reading the thread and not posting)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I was about to protest "But pervs are well sexy..."

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

sexy-purvy? far better than that sexy-ugly business...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

12. Men who look like the ones on the cover of Men's Health.

Madchen, if you mean supremely tanned and muscled Alpha Males with really strong, rectangular features, you could not be any more OTM here. A super-muscular physique is a huge turnoff to me, and tans are only ok with me in special situations. Plus, I kinda like more delicate facial features, y'know?

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

13) A sense of humour. Yeah, RIGHT!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys attempting to do everything for you, including things that you enjoy doing and can do better than them.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep, those are the guys. Give me pale and skinny any day (nb. like many ppl round here I came in the top 1% of pickiness on that test the other day)

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

flogged with an eyebrow by Fabio lookalikes

Speaking of things women should find sexy...

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Persons are banned from this list...

Though I see your point. "The types of guys usually featured on romance novel covers..."

(Apart from that one Mills and Boon which had Stevem on the cover! Honest!)

― Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Embarrassing impromptu drunken serenades.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

...from the backseat of the car they just unlocked.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

anything that guys think is sexy is usually really unsexy. sorry.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It depends if the serenader can sing or not. And if they are about to vomit.

14) Being treated like a princess all the time. I am not made of china.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Just once in my life I would like to be treated like a princess.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*curtseys*

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i've got madchen's back here! i don't know if i've ever met a guy that has treated me like a princess...lucky anna!

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Madchen, if you mean supremely tanned and muscled Alpha Males with really strong, rectangular features, you could not be any more OTM here. A super-muscular physique is a huge turnoff to me, and tans are only ok with me in special situations. Plus, I kinda like more delicate facial features, y'know"

But the men on Mens Health are greyscale..

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

moustaches

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not even sure what treating someone like a princess means. It would be nice if it meant 'acceding to your every whim' but I suspect it more frequently means 'putting you on a pedestal and deciding what your whims are going to be for you'.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I meant Archel.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Not sexy then.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouldn't mind being treated like a princess. except there is a very fine line between being treated like a princess and being treated like a daughter/puppy... a friend of mine's boyfriend always coos to her and speaks really softly to her in a special 'dad' voice that kinda creeps me out.

― mandee, Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

playing drums

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I DO find huge dicks and cars sexy.

― penelope_11, Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No, what it means is arranging a suitable marriage before the princess is born. When she is about eight years old, she's legally married to the King of Ruratania, a 55-year-old fat epilectic with no teeth. She becomes pregnant as soon as biologically possible.
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Now what where you saying, Princess?

― Skottie, Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Or, I should say, sitting in a bar drinking alone while watching their boyfriend play drums. They should really find that sexy, but don't for some reason. Can't imagine why.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Define "super-muscular"

― Skottie, Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i kind of find semi-trucks sexy. but NOT truck drivers. just the TRUCKS.

― mandee, Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Anna's not made of china but she does have some in her hand

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if I should post this or in the other thread but...

I have bushy eyebrows, yes I do but not quite a monobrow. I find, celebrity-wise, that monobrows are more acceptible then bushy eyebrows. People comment on them often and I sometimes get insecure, and assume they're a bad thing, but some girls don't seem to mind(or they're just more impressed with my better attributes)

but once in college there was this beautiful girl I had a crush on, a bit of a weirdo though, and the day I was finally introduced to her the first thing she said was "I like your eyebrows" and I freaked out. I assumed she was making fun of me. I complained to my friend and later the friend said, no dan, she really likes your eyebrows.

the moral of the story? different strokes for different folks...

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

men cooking BBQ or complicated "This Old House" food like crabs soaked in beer in oil drums (hi, Dad!) and then acting like that's actually cooking

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

What number are we up to? I've lost track.

(xvii) Really skinny guys

― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

nooooo, that IS sexy! sometimes

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what I've learned from this thread: don't try to cook

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

17. Nutsacks.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you are crazy...this is the thread for stuff women SHOULD find sexy but DON'T. Far as I can see, women totally go for the super skinny guys.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

bank robbers
suicide

― kephm, Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like super-skinny guys at all.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

20) Pelagianism

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 1 April 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

5) hairy chests

Oh, well...

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 1 April 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Amoebas

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

All women who don't love hairy chests should be ashamed of themselves.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 April 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yours! Yours! Yours!

― disgusted of peckham, Thursday, 1 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(ashamed)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I like hairy chests. Mostly. I also like eyebrows and cologne (though not if he's marinated in it) . . . it seems like Kate and I are opposites here.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What's yr take on nutsacks, then?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm in favor of them generally.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus, I like being sung to and cooked for.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

w or w/o nutsack?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You have met some extraordinarily talented nutsacks. (xpost)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It's horses' nutsacks for courses.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

no cooking of said nutsacks please

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

how about marinating in nice vinaigrette?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

None that I've encountered have been extraordinarily dextrous or wily, they're just kind of... there. But I think I much prefer them in conjunction with a penis than I would if say, there wasn't one. Or if there was only one.

I'm going to go spend time re-learning how to use my quiet voice now.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

SHOCK AND AWE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Could I just mention about now that I find nutsacks utterly fascinating?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.albanygoldenk.com/images/peanut_bag.gif

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't particularly like super skinny guys. i don't think i have a body type that i really lust after. actually, if anything, i think pot bellies are great.

― mandee, Thursday, 1 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I have reached the point where I don't find anything sexy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

what path did you take to get there?

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 1 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nicole, you need to go live on a vineyard and grow your hair super long so you can feel FREE and SEXY again!!

― mandee, Thursday, 1 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

skinny guys are sooo not sexy. no hipbones please.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

dogpiles, seventies moustaches and fabio's album

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 2 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, and pissing on men - try this for a wet patch mwa ha ha ha ha

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 2 April 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

well some women do find that sexy, but more ought to

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 2 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Justin Timberlake (are we supposed to find him sexy?)

― Maria (Maria), Friday, 2 April 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

admit it, justin timberlake in a pool of piss is dead sexy

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 2 April 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Troughman where are you?!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 2 April 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

mustaches. no nno no no no!

― DMTina (DMTina), Friday, 2 April 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I find skinny men less attractive the more I age, I think.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 April 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I confess I tend to go for the skinny boys. Wiry would be my prefernce (ie thin but with a little muscle - not workout abs, just tough wiry thin arms) but I like skinny as well. As long as they dont loook ill or anything.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 April 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is useful

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 2 April 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this morning that Justin is growing his curls for a film role and I felt a shudder of delight! Curly hair + Timberlake = yummy.

I nominate Obsession - perfume or aftershave. It has all this sexy advertising, but when I smell it it makes me want to gag.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 2 April 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"...I think pot bellies are great."

Will you marry me?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 April 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

20) Pelagianism

You heretic. I'm shocked.

Crikey ILE is filthy today.

It should be filthy all the time! As long as it's in a good way, of course.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 2 April 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid109/p6fa1bb02b64fcdfef5d4a84f4542cf06/f92db136.jpg

I rest my case.

― Super-Kate (kate), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

George from the handjobs; c/d? thread.

Being the boss. Or a politician.

giving fluffy toys.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Skinny boys are good. Boys who cook are good (especially if the cooking involves soaking food in beer in oil drums! You are crazy, Donna!) Big eyebrows and hairy chests are usually good, as long as we're not talking out-of-control old man eyebrows that are like three inches long or chest hair that looks like a sweater.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ed Asner eyebrows are HOTT

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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