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mine is Pool. I'm not a great pool player, but i do like to play and can occasionally do a good fluke shot.

Xtra points for odd sports (eg curling)

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Golf, because I grip my club firmly with both hands

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

LAWN DARTS

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Soccer (football to all non-americans), because it's always played in teams and hand usage is limited.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

soccer, difficult to enjoy due to emotional investment.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

russian roulette

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hockey, but I don't receive any penalties for roughing

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Weight lifting - a snatch, a quick jerk, game over.

― penelope_111, Monday, 3 May 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

alternately, when my self esteem is low, it's wrestling, because it might seem like quite a spectacle, but i know it's all fake.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

pole vault.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa Nicole!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

these are all excellent.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Car racing: There are benefits to a quick fumble down the straightaway.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

LAWN DARTS

Because people have suffered serious head injuries? People are trying to outlaw it?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

(It would appear that way, way upthread there's a singular post from a truly exceptional long-distance fucker!)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

cricket, cos it lasts for fucking days

― sting (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

golf, because i can't stop laughing

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

LAWN DARTS
Because people have suffered serious head injuries? People are trying to outlaw it?

-- j.lu (jlut...), May 3rd, 2004 2:22 PM.

Because it hasn't gotten any play since the 80s.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Badminton. Rules and technique notwithstanding, in my experience it's a pair of fules fumbling around after that elusive little thing, and maybe enjoying it in the process.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

curling

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

To me, it's a combination of cricket and sumo. Cricket in that I have no idea what's going on and sumo 'cause after all the foreplay, it's over so fast.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't think anyone ever played lawn darts

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Basketball, because there's nothing sweeter than that "swish" sound you make when you score.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and j.lu wins. thanks for playing. you can redeem your tickets at the prize booth.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you're gonna have to defend curling, strongo....

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

synchronized disappointment

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my grandma did, ronan

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.travelodge.com/Travelodge/images/soccer.gif

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

rugby because all i ever manage are tries.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.queenstribune.com/archives/nfparchive/2000/0921/nfp1-0921.gif

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i was thinking more croquet because there's a lot of bending over and balls slapping together

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

golf, because i can't stop laughing

two long-distance fuXors on one and the same thread!...

oh ilxormen, yer reach and grasp maketh me speechlesss, not to mentioned much humbled.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

when drunk, it's like water skiing, because if i let my attention drift for just a second i'm done for.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone answering this question with a modicum of seriousness worries me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

haha ned you said "modicum"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

mine is technically serious

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

any olympic event, because it happens roughly every four years

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it's necessary to be half joking....always half...a joke...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha ned you said "modicum"

Well yes!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

im still waiting for someone to post something worthy of the potential that the "mechanical bull" exudes.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Better to laugh than cry about your sex life.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What, I'm always getting thrown by some bovine automaton?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine was nowhere near serious, but I have to make my hockey jokes whenever possible.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

hockey, because i'm pretty good in the slot but get penalized in the crease

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

crew, because of the wee cox

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

curling, because I hire two people to furiously scrub the playing surface before my shot hits it

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

hurdles, cos i rarely get my leg over

― don (don), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh actually yeah, mostly tossing the caber

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

the uneven bars, just ask any of my exes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

australian rules football

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the xfl, because i was laughed off the air after one season

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

soccer, because I am better at making crap jokes about it than actually playing

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

baseball, because it goes on forever and the watered down beer is the best thing about it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope "watered-down beer" isn't a euphemism

― don (don), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Cricket, because it can go on and on at a leisurely pace for hours before being forced to switch sides.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i can honestly say SND, that there has been NO euphimisms at all in this thread...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

boxing.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Also American football, in that there are strategic plans and plays made that ends up in a big sweaty pile.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

squash.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sport-fucking

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

luge, cuz I can't resist screaming "WEEE!" on the way down

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend said he was luge, cause he basically does nothing except occasionally point his toes...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

feeling sick now

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Anthony, that has such potential for tragedy.

A: WEEE!
Her: Are you sure? Okay...
A: OH MY GOD EW STOP

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost sick with envy, Ro?)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever it is, I like to be sporting and let them get ahead and then snatch a come-from-behind surprise.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

beam gymnastics - I can make a 6" woodie feel like a railway sleeper.

― penelope_111, Monday, 3 May 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Call me Willie Shoemaker, I'm a tiny little man who lays on the whip down the homestretch.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

snatch: a come-from-behind surprise

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't this thread simply, "Design your own Coed Naked t-shirt"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

jaymc's evidently the kid that takes his ball and goes home

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

too classy to type 'balls', anthony?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ball as in "You Sure Love To Ball" rather than testicle

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Horse riding.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

tethered swimming

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dodgeball!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(North American) Football.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha DB scroll up thread before the awful watersports joke)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.calvin-und-hobbes.com/assets/images/chball08.gif

― TOMBOT, Monday, 3 May 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

CLASSIC

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Tlachtli and pok-ta-pok was a ball game that both Aztecs and Mayans participated in, which had a big influence of religious and mythological significance. The Mayans referred to it as pok-ta-pok, and the Aztecs referred to it as Tlachtli [...] The point of the game was to move the large, heavy ball from your side to the others trying to get it between one of the two stone rings that were on the side of the walls. Use of the hands was probited; rules allowed for free use of the elbows, knees, hips, foot, chest or head. When your team was able to get the ball between one of the stone rings, you were allowed to take one ornaments or clothing from the spectators. Players who were successful at scoring became famous and were given rich rewards. Nobles and Priests watched all the games. There was [sic] often many who heavily wagered on these games between the spectators and participants. Mesoamericans took these matches very seriously, many gambled on goods, holdings of land, slaves, and even make themselves become indentured servants. Some participants gave up their life if they lost. During many events the outcome of the match would result in someone being decapitated, the heads were then used as trophies, and often were place on the skull rack.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 3 May 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

horse racing, I like me a closer, and I don't much care if it's over in two minutes because there's always another race on the cards.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 May 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

bowling.

**GUTTER BALLS***

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

curling probably.

lots of rubbing, very hit and miss.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, how heavy are your balls? can you execute the 6-9 split?

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm terrible at bowling. i mostly just get drunk and eat pretzels.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna ask if you had to wear special shoes.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

everytime you bowl with special shoes you're bowling with every person who has bowled in those shoes before you.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Baseball - three hours of screwing around for three minutes of action

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I gave up bowling, in favour of sex.

the balls aren't as heavy and you can wear your own shoes.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tunnelball.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thetoyguy.com/toyreviews/art/surfrider.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 3 May 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Baseball - if you lean in too far you might take a shot to the face

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean the pitcher might come in tight with a high hard one?

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean they might want to work you inside¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

When you're playing the field, you better wear a glove.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

American Football - I don't care if you're a tight end or wide receiver. Just as long as you're open (and preferably screaming "GIVE IT TO ME!").

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ice hockey, because everything's so goddamn cold.

oh yeah, i'm also a mortician.

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Football - if you hit the wrong hole, you're fucked. (poss. only makes sense to former linemen and RBs)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Quoits.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

pearl diving

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dwarf tossing.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

horse racing - if your mount is skittish, you might get thrown off

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Quidditch - small balls, lots of running around, damned if I know the rules.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

gymnastics - it's just me and a bunch of underage girls

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Old maid.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy families.

Very happy families.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha both matts so far voted for horse racing and teeny beat us both

oh beat me teeny

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

that costs extra!

wokka wokka

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Teeny how do you feel about mudders? Are you a mudder fucker?

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 3 May 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a bit afraid
of teeny turning into
evil Fozzy Bear

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Tee-ball - cause I'm really fucking easy.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(Ok, that's mostly a joke)

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

43 Man Squamish: just because.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Badminton. Rules and technique notwithstanding, in my experience it's a pair of fules fumbling around after that elusive little thing, and maybe enjoying it in the process.
-- j.lu (jlut...), May 3rd, 2004.

It's no coincidence that the "elusive little thing" is called a shuttlecock!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Poker. I mean come on, it tells you what to do dammit.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Solitaire.

...

I've said too much.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

50 yard dash

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

backstroke

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

any sport no longer being played by anyone would be my answer

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot dog eating competition--decadent, sad, profiled in tabloids, despite expectations, skinny Asian always wins.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahah

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Is trainspotting technically a sport?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't understand

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

GoldenEye - you can always play by yourself, but it's better with a group

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew Farrell painfully OTM

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yup

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Rodeo, because if I last longer than eight seconds I consider it a success.

― antexit (antexit), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Rugby: a quick up-and-under and you get to scream "Mark!"

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to think of a sport which combines Space Hoppers with the breast-stroke. I can't.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

asshopping

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

There are only three sports; hunting, shooting, and fishing. The rest are just games.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

backgammon

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna say Trivial Pursuit.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

boggle

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

patience

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm losing my

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

guess who?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

marathon, hur hur hur.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If we're allowed board-sports, I'd say Simpsons Monopoly - I know people into The Simpsons, and I know people who like monopoly, but I've not yet found anyone who thinks combining the two would be a good idea.

"Proper" sports - hmmm. Does semaphore count?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

skateboarding.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so waiting for CRW to turn up.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Horse racing (again), because you have to hold on tight and try to finish first. Er.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ballroom dancing - wearing fancy dress, listening to crap music and following a man's lead.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Archery, for I finger the quills before I let loose my volley.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

And also skydiving, for I leap into it hoping I don't make a big splat on the ground.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

QUILLS???? Stay away, man-cat.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A game of squash : because it leaves me breathless, bruised and perspiring. With a twisted ankle.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Hackysack, because I LIKE TO FUCK.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Not because it's a bunch of people kicking and kneeing a beanbag?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Not because it's a bunch of people kicking and kneeing a beanbag?

Reading some of these replies, I can't help but think that I'm having a completely different sort of sex from the rest of you and I don't know how worried I should be.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Not because it's a bunch of people kicking and kneeing a beanbag?
I think only strongo's into that.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

......and you know this how?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Knees Across America

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Basketball, there's lots of dribbling and turnovers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a girl named America. (seriously)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Tennis. Because I've got a good forehand stroke, I spend a lot of time trying to get my shots in the box, and my balls go everywhere.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I already regret writing that...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't regret your writing that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Any sport that is untimed.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

horse racing, because many rich businessmen bet on my performance

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Snooker.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i barely know her

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

She won't mind.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Tiddleywinks. Flipping. Receptacle. Boring.

― penelope_111, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

slo-pitch, because it's just an excuse to drink beer outside wearing sweatpants.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Horseshoes, a sport in which bad aim = HURTING.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

high school football, because you get shower with a bunch of dudes afterwards

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice hockey: trying to do this difficult task and its all slippery and where's the little rubber thingy and make sure to keep hold of the stick and meanwhile somebody's coming up fast just to fuck with you, and hey, ref, can I just get a damn CALL here!!

― briania, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Broomball, because it only looks like housework!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

LAWN DARTS
Because people have suffered serious head injuries? People are trying to outlaw it?
-- j.lu (jlut...), May 3rd, 2004 2:22 PM.
Because it hasn't gotten any play since the 80s.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), May 3rd, 2004. (gygax!)

I just inherited a set of Jarts this weekend!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Solitaire.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

eew you had sex with your dead relatives?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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