Which ILXOR has met the MOST ILXORz SUPER WANG LOCKER ROOM CONTEST SHOWDOWN

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Gareth and Ned are neck and neck!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

We need figures to back this up, n'est pas? Cuz like, I'm curious.

(I have met 6 or so ILXors, which is probably not many at all haha)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ned actively recruits ilxors. this contest is rigged.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ned is david koresh and ilx is his waco.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it's gotta be Gareth.

Sadly, I only clock in at five. :( (not that those weren't a great five!)

(Actually it's seven but two of those I don't really count. Pre-ILX)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

City by city breakdown of who I've met on these them here boardz past and present:

Athens:
* Trife

Cambridge:
* VengaDan

Chapel Hill:
* J0hn Darnie11e

Edmonton:
* Anthony

Hollywood FL:
* Nichole

London:
* Gareth

Los Angeles/O.C.:
* Ned
* Spencer
* Elvis T
* Vic
* Orbit

Minneapolis:
* Kortbein

NYC:
* JBR
* Daddino

Olympia:
* Nancy B

Portland:
* Casuistry
* Douglas

San Francisco:
(nobody)

Seattle:
* Matos
* Lyra
* Ronny
* Jen
* Martin
* Donna
* Layna
* YetiMike

Singapore:
* Dave M

Toronto:
* Sean C

Westchester:
* Strongo

and I've met a lurker from New Zealand (from Wellington(?)) (Ronny, please re-school me)

So, basically, My count is 28.5

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i have met 68 ILXors in just eighteen months

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

After this June trip to London and NYC and Iceland (at least as far as the former two are concerned), my ILXOR LOCKER ROOM WANG COUNT will have sharply risen by then... I presume... I hope... *sob* </ned>

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I did an informal count and got 51 ilxors, but I'm sure I'm leaving people out.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And then there are other people I've met who have posted infrequently but I wouldn't go so far as to call them "ilxors."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

52! i just remembered about teenyfap.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I have met around 75.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

bastards.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

San Francisco:
(nobody)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it's probably more like 80.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Or 85.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I have met no one. I win the unofficial branch of this contest. ;)

(Though I will chalk it up to only being around here since April 2003. I do hope that I'll eventually be able to meet quite a few people off of this place sometime in the foreseeable future. That is, if you'd have me. :) )

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm around like 8?

― GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My wang is tiny:

SF: Gygax!, Alex, Michael White, Anthony Kyle Monday, JaXoN, Leee, Sean, Colin.
NYC: Lauren, hstencil (both visiting SF)
LA: Ned (Raggett, you know the one), Chris
Chicago:Jaymc (also visiting the Bay)
Boston: Sterling (also onna visit)
Toronto: Sean C, Chuck Tatum (obviously).

London: Julio, Mark S, Martin Skidmore, stevem, Matt DC, Kate, j0e. Stared across the table at Tom, Jerry, Mr & Mrs Carsmile, Pinefox, Toby, Mark C, William Swygart.
Soon to make Gareth's acquiantance.

That's what...30 or so? And some probably don't count.

Is this something I should be proud of?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god, I keep forgetting people!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Make it 90.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

r/z, shut up already. we know yr the paris hilton of ilx.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

So many awful connotations.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It is my new thing that as soon as I meet an ILXer, I am allowed to freely and mercilessly mock them online. Witness the fates of poor Anthony Kyle Monday and Jaymc.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Or should I say...Linus and Snagglepuss?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.leclubparis.com/french/hotels/photos/Paris%20Hilton%20Hotel.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

quickly crosses @d@ml off ILXoRs to meet.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*checks in on board for the first time in a while* What the...?

I'll figure out the list at some point. I *SHOULD* note that Mr. Bitch has unfairly left out El Diablo in his count...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

quickly crosses @d@ml off ILXoRs to meet.

Oh, they like it really.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, Ned is right...

* Detroit
El Diablo

29.5...

:( (I feel awful)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I have only met one full-fledged, official ILXor. My dick feels completely insignificant.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

*whips up a quick count*

...91. I think.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, stop waving that thing around.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, wait, no...96.

*turns quickly, knocks @d@ml over*

What?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait til Gareth gets back from pdx fizoodage. You will all be crushed by the mighty FAP anaconda.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i remembered two more -- i'm up to 54. and i KNOW i'm forgetting people.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh, just remembered two more! Christ, maybe it's an even 100 in the end.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

wait no, 55

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*and counts two more* Yup, it is. Eep.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

...still at one. I'll keep you guys posted. Maybe I can install a little ticker here. Wait, does partying with Tracer's parents count?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

argh 56

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, partying with his parents outranks EVERYBODY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I win.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, but who has met geir, Egon Kentor and the Amazing Randy?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear lord, 103 I realize. Partly because I forgot to count Gabbneb! No wait, 104, I've met George Gossett!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Connor Smedley?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Are certain ILXORs worth certain points?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, I also forgot:

* Berlin
Momus

30.5!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just gonna say 62 and leave it at that.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

64 if you count phone calls.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

1,9876

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even think I have met 100 people in my life.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

lessee...i've met Leee, Aaron W, Dara, and *ndyk*llm*n

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

@d@m, gygax!, Alex SF, Saturn Sean, Kris/branch rickey, Ned, jaymc, kingfish, lauren, ak monday

A perfect 10.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

my ilx wang is so big i can hardly be bothered to measure it.

(but between FAPS in NYC, Seattle, Toronto and London, it's a lot - be excited, ladeeez)

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth has met me.

Ned hasn't.

I think, in fairness, it's best to say that JB hasn't either.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Something like 12 or 13? I feel like I'm forgetting some folks. Also some of them aren't really "regulars".

No, wait, I forgot J0hn and M0mus. 14 or 15.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Dee, I've met no one. I blame geography.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I was tempted to buy some when I visited Tuomas but funds were limited so I went for the plush Moominmamma and Moominpappa instead, and the picture books you couldn't (then) get in the UK.
-- Tico Tico (ticoticoil...), June 19th, 2003.

― notticotico, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll nevah even enter this contest, un-globetrotterily speaking.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm. I gave up counting at around 40 London ILXors.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like Pokemon cards, yeah?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That should read "..when I visited, Tuomas, but..". I wasn't an ILXor when Tom visited Finland.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

79 Ilxers, both old and new. I am quite frankly amazed the figure is so high considering I have yet to take my ILX Wang out of London.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, 81 - I forgot Mark Grout and AndrewL.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah, 82, Nickie Byrne.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, while Gareth and Ned might be the bookies favourites, its worth pointing out the dark horse that is Tim Hopkins in all this... gets around a bit on the quiet does our Tim.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

so who haven't i met from London then if i'm on 68 and Matt's on 82??

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

and should i include Mikey G's girlfriend even tho she only posted a couple of times on ILB?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ok adding people i met at the ILX kickabout which takes me to around 75

the people i really should've met by now:

N
Dan Perry
JBR
Spencer

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd vote Hopkins too. He has got on planes and met people in other places and stuff. And was also a sinis**rite.

I have no idea how many I have met, but have been fapping for 2 years, so prolly a fair few.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

am i the only person here to have met don? also i just realised i can include frenchbloke

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve you have definitely met more people than me, I reckon its your memory...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry you are?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, no one you've met...

― Jody Beth Rosen (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I have met like 23 I think.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew 3 already.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe 52.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Three:
Dan
Ally
Tombot

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I've met three, but maybe it should only be two because I don't know if meeting Donut Bitch counts if he doesn't remember me.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris, you met Otis, too! (Granted, he was only there for maybe a nanosecond, but still.)

Wow, I can't believe the London FAP I went to was THREE YEARS AGO.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You need to try London more.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

time for a revisit geezah

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm new here* so I've met nobody, however you're quite welcome to say you've met me, just to bunk up your wang.

― Huey (Huey), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(* Not strictly new here of course, just got bored of the old username. Time to wipe the slate clean, start again, move on with my life, you know?)

― Huey (Huey), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Now nobody wants to meet me. Damn.

― Huey (Huey), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i have now met a lot of the ilx people in london, and also in glasgow, after having tried it. especially the sinister ones i have met. and some american ones possibly after them visiting london.

is mark c a dark horse after his now nyc trip together with the knowledge of the exsinister faction and london folks?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yes, four if we count Otis who was there for a nano second.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't going to do this, but... Presumably everyone has gone through the users list to work out their stats? I'm on 111 confirmed (only including posters with 20 or more posts).

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I have met so many ILXers, but I've still never been to me.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

But you do have your own cologne ad.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

A sign of status.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Yes, I suppose it is.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

ha, see how fame jades him

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh, my Shield spec script got accepted, everything else is so BLASE."

*stands out on verandah, looks towards gorgeous sunrise*

"Oh GOD...another FUCKING wonderful day."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you serious Ned?

Dude, partying with his parents outranks EVERYBODY.

Hmm, so do I get xtra points for having tex-mex with Sarah McClusky's mom and sister and having her grandma's haunted yardstick in my classroom?

if you count phone calls (which I think will get out of line) then my grand total comes to 11.

I might be meeting the LA crew soon. It's no NYC or London in terms of quanitiy but I'll give 'em big ups for quality. ;)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you serious Ned?

About @d@ml being blase? Of course! But yes, about 104, though probably more at that. Sounds like Markelby is ruler of us all, though.

I might be meeting the LA crew soon.

Rah! Come out this weekend for Chaki's birthday, I tells ya. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, sure I'll be right out. ;)

(and I meant about the Shield spec.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

In order of meeting:

1982: robotsinlove
1989: Oops
1997: Kelsey
2001: Nabisco
2002: hstencil
2003: SUDDENLY I DISCOVER ILX
Sterling Clover
Todd Swiss
Amateurist
Kenan Hebert
Jessa Crispin (ILB)
Sarah Pedal
2004: NA
Sarah McLusky
@d@ml
Leee

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(That's 15, then.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(and I meant about the Shield spec.)

@d@ml said elsewhere that he keeps toying with the idea. Of course, he should indeed write it, sell it, and gain fame and fortune.

1989: Oops

! Well I didn't know about this before! The secret Jaymc/Oops connection, stretching across decades...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

not many. a couple of dozen at the very most, i.e. the core people who come to london faps, plus whoever's visiting.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Re: Oops, It is pretty funny. We went to middle school and high school together but weren't really friends or anything, and I'd all but forgotten about him until he popped up here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing I've met between 15 and 20. I think I've only met two who are American, though.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sad i didn't meet jaymc - i want to break the 80s (or is it 90s?) asap

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I gave up counting at 43.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I just did a count and came up with 16, but I think there are some people I'm forgetting.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I have the wherewithal to even begin counting, though I was at Tom's wedding-related parties, Terrastock V, and dozens of NYC FAPS. So that counts for something!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And I went to college with Colin Meeder, met Momus at his leaving-NYC get-together, and saw John Darnielle at his Brooklyn gig last week (but was too shy to say hi).

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Jody Beth Rosen (runmdc@graffiti.net), May 5th, 2004 5:59 AM.

ok that was weird.

update: 66

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you shy, Mike? You seemed really grown-up and in control when I met you. Gently powerful, like.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike is secretly Connor MacLeod.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm shy in certain contexts. Saying hi the first time is often cripplingly difficult for me. And when I'm faced with people who have some degree of fame, like John or Chuck Eddy, I start getting something almost like a panic attack. Hell, when I finally came to London, I think I spent most of the time staring at my feet rather than trying to think of something to say to Tom E., even though I'd been communicating with him for years!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only met one, but I've seen Momus and the LA ILXORS out on various occasions.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This will change soon.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

OH! I need to email you back.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Darn13lle's the only one I've met.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I do have an ILX Dance Dance Revolution date tentatively scheduled for September.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Nabisco
jaymc
Sterling Clover
Amateurist
Kenan Hebert
Sarah Pedal
NA
Sarah McLusky
stevem
felicity

ten is my current number i believe, unless i forgot someone

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

shit, i forgot

emilymv
nickalicious
dale the titled

for shame!

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike dude when I saw you last you were DANCING ON TOP OF A CHAIR TO ANDREW WK! That didn't immediately scream "shy" to me.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You forget the power of drink.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a curious thing, makes one man weep makes another man sing

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

And apparently no one in england would ever hook up without it.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, I thought Mike DIDN'T drink?

Nicole's post is depressingly OTM, mind. Beer anyone?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, no thank you.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't drink beer or wanna hook up with you. You're still a top guy, mind.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, I thought Mike DIDN'T drink?

*furrows brow* Hmm...the man himself will have to confirm or deny.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Three: jack cole, J0rdan, Kenan H. That's it. Spoken on the phone to a couple more.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Nicole you don't have to be drunk to live here, but it helps!!!!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

lee, gygax, JaXon, AlexSF, Sean, lauren, hstencil, @d@m, aaron w (but I already knew him), that's it, I think. gareth this week. luckily none of you have turned out to be sociopaths except for @d@m.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Clearly you haven't met [insert ILxer's name here for comedic effect]! Ha ha ha!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

images.google.com search for 'spaz attack'

http://www.users.bigpond.com/noodleboy/bigpics/Spaz01.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks to recent health issues, it's unwise of me to drink now. But I did drink quite a bit in London.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there might be a chance of me meeting some European ILXORS at the end of the year...

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I've met 5 current ilxors, at least 3 who used to be ilxors, and Kate who played at a gig I promoted, though I didn't actually meet her.

― jellybean (jellybean), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there might be a chance of me meeting some European ILXORS at the end of the year...

Hurrah! Tim is a great feller in person, as you might expect, so all should meet him on this jaunt if they can!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim, if you're not going to Sonar 2004, come to London the weekend of 18th to 20th... not that I'd be there or anything... *whistles*

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(18th to 20th of June, that is.)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well... I'm off, then.

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 6 May 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to go to school with a Stephen Morris. You can be him if you want.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 May 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I've met 65 ilxors.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

...of those 65, only one was outside the UK (Baaderoni).

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I have met Momus and J0hn Darnie11e and I think I have waved to Suzy once.

― Hanna (Hanna), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanna, I remember how disappointed I was not to have met you at the Strange Fruit Festival at Bush Hall last year, which was incidentally where I met rener and DV.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

MarkH>>> Haha, well, yes, I suppose I wasn't all that easy to spot... Sorry not to have met you, too!

― Hanna (Hanna), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, IIRC you posted yr picture *afterwards*!

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i will include people in the room whom i didn't properly meet

jen
martin
db
lyra
matos
js williams
gareth
alan t
jbr
elvis t
michael d
rosemary
douglas
ally k
geeta
tracer
chris p
ned
clare (brings db to full point count)
mary
felicity
bnw

probably a few others whom i didn't talk to in nyc or am spacing

― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

J.S. Williams! I forgot about Jeff. He hasn't posted here in a while! What up, dude?

* Seattle
J.S. Williams

32 (with new count, thank you, ronny)

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

so, who are the rarest ILXORs?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not a pokemon!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Gotta Catch 'Em All!!!

Hanley? Tad?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanle y, maybe.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanley and Luna seem the most elusive.

I've met far too many of you.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Regan was hard to reach for a while but I did meet him last November -- friendly feller!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You're like a butterfly collector, Ned.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was a pin he was sticking in me...

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

he stuck me in a jar :(

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

How To Make Butterflie Fritters... was his number one bedtime book of choice at night for a while.. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pithuit.free.fr/FAITHFULL/IMAGES/collbuk.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned is a master ILXor trainer in the Jhoto League!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm on about 60. Which is a little scary for some reason.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 6 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The previous six posts before William's are the product of diseased imaginations. THANK YOU MY FWIENDS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

4: Dale the Titled (we go back like airplane tray-tables), Emilymv (whose old crib I have passed out at many a'time), earlnash (even done the my band/his band/same show thing once or twice), and Todd Swiss (who I found kinda intimidating).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

we go back like airplane tray-tables

Are you stored and locked upright in preparation for landing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"International Lover" to thread

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I just thought the "we go back like flux capacitors" line was getting wore out.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm.... I knew 4 ILX0rz outside of ILX:

1 hstencil
2 msp
3 jack cole
4 JaX0n

5 laurenp was introduced to me by one of the above

@ SF FAPs I've met:

6 @d@ml
7 akmonday
8 Leee
9 Alex In SF
10 Saturn Sean

@ NYC FAP I've met:

11 IAN JOHNSON
12 JONATHAN WILLIAMS
13 Tokyo Rosemary
14 ddb
15 Geeta
16 JBR

I don't think I'm forgetting anybody but I probably am.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"International Lover" to thread

See, I was GOING to say that (unsurprisingly) but felt that it was best to let it be implied.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I live with dean. I think that entitles me to a trophy or something akin.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You are entitled to atrophy.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you two sitting on each other's laps as you type this? Don't answer that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We are floating above the heavens in a hot-air balloon.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

holy christ! i am intimidating? god.
i actually get that all the time... i try to be nice though

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The hair, maybe?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i really dont know, in fact i am quite insecure about meeting new people, so i dont know what i am doing

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 6 May 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(Just as an FYI, how long must one participate in this forum before it's okay for this person to consider actually meeting up with other denizens of this forum IRL? I just want to get the ground rules [or trends] straight before starting to plan anything out.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A fortnight.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

A fortnight = waaaay too short a period of time to be true, seemingly.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 May 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

One moon then.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell, a number of people joined the boards precisely because they met a bunch of ILXors in person and wondered what was up, so clearly the minimum amount of time is negative time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i.e. there's no set "breaking in" period that'll apply to everyone. It depends on how comfortable you are about meeting interweb mentalists.

xpost Ned otm

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone met Huck?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(... because otherwise I think I'm the only top-current-ten poster and maybe the only all-time top 25 poster who hasn't met anyone.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Casuistry has very much met Huck!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

oo-er!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd love to meet Huck, but...you know

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You spelled 'meat' wrong.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'll meet teeny and my doppelganger this summer if they know what's good for em, so that's fine.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

In context, this makes Tep sound...adventurous.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, that's cause I'm gonna meet them on the way to the Mississippi Delta looking for a lost Robert Johnson song, and then we're gonna fight the devil.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

As well you should.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm. Point taken, you guys.

Tep, I would be delighted if suddenly you felt the urge to eat at Chacho's again and decided that maybe a visit to our fair city would be very much called for. :)

Indeed, most anyone would be welcome here. Please.

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It should be the stated goal of ILX that everyone who posts here is somehow (Negarethevem) connected to everyone else.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 7 May 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I ain't connected to no one. ;)

(Terrible grammar intentional, obv.)

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oops i met anthony too!

― ron (ron), Friday, 7 May 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i have met way too many people bugt therere are people i haven't met i would like to meet like blount and ethan and suzy and ed and anna, wtf. why can't you all come to my house anyway iwill come to yours if it is neessary. oh i didn't meet tad either eve nthos he comes to faps, wtf is that about. he waits til i leave then he shows i think. i would really like to meet luna cos she is hot and maybe she'd make out buut that's not something i should post.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed, most anyone would be welcome here. Please.

Don't everyone rush up at once. ;)
(Okay, it's so the right time to get to sleep right now....)

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

oh I would like to meet you too Dee. come to ny, you can stay with me, you seem nice and normal enough.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

famous last words

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you can stay with me too blount, i have n extra bedroom tho mayybe for the suummer otis is going to live with me so you'd have to live inthe living room but that is twince the size of the bedrooms, serious. i trust you, you were in the navy and tose people are good, my cousin is in the navy and he's awesome serious. anyway like i said two bedrooms plus living rooms totally room for you. come to nyc. in a year i will move away and you will lose the chance forever.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

as long as you dont miind tom and i having violently loud sex in the nxt froom.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i went to nyc last winter and not a single one of you motherfuckers emailed me or shit and the people i visited up there i've grown distant from it is sad but true and they're all into poetry and i can barely read so two tears in a bucket fuckit i ain't going back to new york plus it's cold and the money i'd spend i could spend on forty dollar steaks with crab meat on top so i will do that instead

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't remember when you went to nyc, was i in town? i went to tennesse for a whiel when it was wintertime but serious i will give you a place to stay, i like you lots and want to hang out with you buut dunno when i am ingeriogia, maybe thanksgiving will be in geiorgia but the thing is it is family time so i dunno when we can detach fromtombto family and go to athen or whatever you live in, you should come to nyc and then you an stay at my place and we watch sooolander toogether and you dirnk yy coronas i accidentally bought.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yo ally, i will be in nyc in mid June twice (Mon-Wed Jun 14th to Jun 16th then Fri-Sun Jun 25th to Jun 27th), so hopefully you and/or tom can make it out to a FAP or somethin?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(i'm a little drunk too btw.. i had some hefeweizens left over from when Gareth was in town... hic)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah dude totally i am around in june, all june, my oly proble m i s clases, i got classes mon-thur til 10 pm, right but they dont' START til lat so i can hang out after 10 pm and obv fri/sat being good. i am so sorry i miss you last time you were in nyc right, you called but the thing was i was out of town hen you called, tsome shit got fucked up and iwas away, i thoght you werecoming the NESXT weekend and it was so bummed, i am glad you ar comig back, you liek korean food? mary showed us this good koren/jaanese restaurant on herbirthday last year and ibeen trying to introdue everyone to it ever siince, we should meet there. anyway those tdates are great for me, i'll be in school but totally great, hey if you bring a sleeping bag you can stay with me (my spare bedroom has no beed sorry) also i am way way way the hell uptown but it is v. easy to get dowtntown f

rom where ilive, the a and 1/9 are right by me. also if you die there is a hospital

xpost gareth i s so swasesome right? i love gareth ,eh is looking well fit tlately too. i can't wait to see him when in london, he is really a top guuy and i'd klike to force him to do the game of "40 hands"

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

that reminds me i never drank a 40 in the USA :((

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i still hav the empty bottle of oh lemme go get the bottle from the kitchen hol don hhhAHAHAHHHHHHHHA

BOONT

BOONT amber ale... fr anderson valley from where to fuck lemme check

medicino cunty CALIFORNIA.... ALE made out of forest pot elves... FUCKING RIGHT ON gareth.. he said he liked it.. and it was a gold medle winner... large bottle. gareth drinks like a harley gang..

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem perhaps i shall bring you wone if perhaps they let on the vrigin airplaine? anyway perhaps i will try. youh avfe to have the 40 taped to your hand thho, and you cannot stop drinking til it is done, then that is good. i will find you an olde english and it is just like driniking in the us, except without my aprt and the vh1 lassic that always seems to follow.

― allyazay, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i cbelive i was sober this past weekend, snow im drunk on a frig wendesday no thursday night... ah well.. it's officially friday.. party early eh?

ok, enough embarrass beddy says come here BRIAN COME HER NOW BAD.. you BAD1

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ive been osber for a long time, long long time, the last time i got fuckedu p...well ok last time i got fucked up was actually at motherfucker on easter weekend but i wsear that wasn't my fault, the stripper/dancer was hitting on me and i swear he siipping me somehigngg, i kind of thin it was e due to my reacting (i have bad raction to e, it makes me crazy and violent and not awant anyone near me) ubt yeah i havent been truly fucked up in while. wtf this has nothing to do with how i met i woould also like to mett jel he has aweome taste in music and honest iwould like to meet starry bgecause i am not sure she likes me and i would like to convce her other wise.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel lik this the part of the party wher we shoudl be all plur and just out ourselves and be all huggy or something... not in an e kinda way obviously but just chill you know.. in aruizona the cloud were yellow and red and purprle and they were just ht ethe most beuaitulf clouds .. liltttle fluffy clouds,.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

aaaahhh ok bed, i'm coming over there.. i promsi

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

lyar lyire pants o fire stay up with me it is way later here than it is there you pussy. we shhall drink piss pbeer together right.

― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

now i am raving with imaginary cglowrsticks hy you gotta brin the orb into th8is mess.

― allyzayq, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE: like listening to two drunkards mumbling.

Oh, wait!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

they are the Smith to ILX's Matrix

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally and DB should totally start a Smithhs tribute band. All the covers would be done in an industrial synthpop style.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Heaven Knows I'm Deep Crunk Now

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Vicar In Fishnets

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sheila Take A Nap

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You Just Aren't Screaming Enough Baby

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Punctured Testicle On A Hillside Desolate

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha!

This Charming Wang

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

omg. . .ally is cracking me up on this thread. . .

dee, you should know there are no rules on this board and *you* can travel to you know!!! You gots a car!

(I'll be in Austin the last weekend of this month if you want to come up, see my guy's band play and FAP ATX-style)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

right, the tally is now 67, with the addition last night of Andrew Farrell and Charlie No. 4.

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 16 May 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

84 - I forgot Miccio the first time round, plus the Dirty Vicar. I'm looking forward to pumping my wang further next week as well.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 16 May 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I've now met Rob in LA, so that's another one to add.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm at zero like Dee & Tuomas, but I think I've been here longer than any of them, so I lose, right?

(Although it's likely I've been pretty close to Geir a number of times, in pub and/or stadium, since we support the same football team.)

― OleM (OleM), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that merits some sort of superbonus points.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Sunday, 16 May 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

or a penalty.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The LA FAP yesterday (including DB, Arthur, Spencer, Rob, Stripey and myself) concluded that we could happily all sit around and have a drink with Geir. This was discussed in opposition to the idea of having any sort of drink or discussion with C*lum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

My wang count has now gone up three!

LA
* Arthur
* Rob
* Chaki

35!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 16 May 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Just don't tell me you're carving notches.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's not exactly "carving".

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 16 May 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

you butterfly collecting pervo

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 16 May 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Reel around the fountain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

well there really are obsessions weirder than record collecting. and this
*slaps! right wrist with left hand, slaps! left wrist with right hand*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 16 May 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot Phil-Two! I've met 16.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 17 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

*hands OleM a medal* There you go.

Sam, yes, I can drive, but I panic if I go above 70 mph. After years of chauffeuring my parents around, I've gotten used to driving in a manner that would be nonoffensive to an older person, so about 85% of the drivers locally pass me by. So.... But Austin sounds like lots of fun so yay!

― Those Beautiful Lines (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 17 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee, try driving at 80. You may find the adrenaline rush not unpleasurable.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

on Friday I met Cathy, RJG and N. The total is now 70.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I think RJG is Charmander.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunno about that. He has amazing hair.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Does that make Gareth Psyduck?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

My wang has grown to 87.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The IanJon Unit in NYC Fri June 18 - Sun the 20th - Acid Mothers Temple, Pitchers of Beer, etc.

Big chance

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

My record isn't zero anymore, I met Mark H today! It was quite nice, but I realized my English is pretty awkward... I may be fluent in writing English, but speaking it isn't quite the same. I wish I'd get more practice on that. Maybe I should hang out with the exchange students.

Anyway, Mark visiting Helsinki was cool but also kinda weird. I've never met an ILXor before, nor anyone else I've known through the InterWeb first. Until today you could've all been just ghosts in the machine or voices in my head, but now I've got proof that at least one of you is a flesh and blood human being. And Mark showed me pics he'd taken in a FAP and talked about other ILXors... So that means the rest pf you probably exist too. Weird.

Mark, if you read this thread when you get home, it was great to meet you! How was the rest of your trip?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Meeting Teeny makes 17 for me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I had met Teeny. :(

I just keeping meeting the same ILX0rs over and over again. BORING

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still gutted I couldn't cross jaymc off my list when I was in his manor. Teeny should've visited Chicago then too.

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I just keeping meeting the same ILX0rs over and over again. BORING

Well fuck you then, limey.

(Meant with love.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I was teh KIDDING

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I recommend and endorse jaymc. I liked him so much I'm president of him now!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

or something...

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ive met absolutely none at all.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Me neither, except Lukey, who introduced me to ILX. He doesn't post very often.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm.

Yeah, I wish I had met you too, Steve. I was in no shape to at the time, though. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(We could've talked about the Avalanches, wink wink)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I don’t see myself meeting any either. Its kinda cool that way although it would be equally cool just to find out what people are like in person.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it unethical to recruit ILXors to boost your score on this thread?

I think I'm up to about 8. Maybe 7. Maybe Nick and Sarach should count as one.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

89 now.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, tuomas, you never responded to my helsinki thread, when i was there earlier this year:(

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Nick and Sarach should count as one.

I think I'm offended.

― eat fudge banana swirl (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, I am only 1/2 of an ILXor.

― eat fudge banana swirl (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, tuomas, you never responded to my helsinki thread, when i was there earlier this year:(

Sorry, I must've missed it. If any of you wants to contact me on such matters, better e-mail me (it's my real adress down there), I don't necessarily read ILX every day.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 August 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never counted but here goes :( i bet I miss some)

Mark S, Mark C, Mark H, Marcello, Ken, Starry, Kate, Katie G, Alang, Emma, Tom, Ptee, Toby, Anna, DG, Ricky T, Martin S, Suzy, Ed, Matt DC, Cabbage, Vicky, Jel, Andrew Farrell, Andrew Littlefield, Stewart Osborne, Nicole G, Carsmile, Julio, Graham Nutcase, Nick Dastoor, stevem, daveq, Nick Southall, Tim Hopkins, Liz, Archel, Cis, WB Swygart, The Pinefox, Jerry The Nipper, Mooro, MikeyG, Bob Zemko (was that his name? - QPR supporter), Lixi, Geeta

That's 46. I bet I've forgotten some. Some people on the list I haven;t really talked to much. It's a fairly old-skool list innit.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha no that's not his name (I know it; its similar to mine) but he is a QPR supporter.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr C, you've played football with mikey G too iirc

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No it was Bob something, I'm sure.

Yes, Mikey G is on there. Who ARE you porkypie?

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm on there too (I was cabbage before, but now I'm meatatarian friendly)

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh hi Chris. I'm out of touch! Was there a day when everyone changed ID?

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I changed after the schism, just fancied a change

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 19 August 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yay! I have met more ilxors now! and perhaps I will meet Tep tonight!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 19 August 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Still at zero. But OleM is still the one with the gold medal.

Dee, try driving at 80. You may find the adrenaline rush not unpleasurable.

I did that once. When I got to where I had wanted to go, I had to stay in my vehicle for five extra minutes just so I could stop myself from shaking and let out a brief, delayed-reaction, panic-induced sob.

I think on average I drive about 35 mph. 45 is the zenith of my comfort zone.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(Or maybe 50. On an access road.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dee, it's just as dangerous to drive too slowly, dude.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 August 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and perhaps I will meet Tep tonight!

Tell that Tep punk to get back in touch with us.

Dr. C, you still haven't met me, and therefore we must both sorrow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 August 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's around 35 now, and about half of those I already knew via Sinister.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Since my last post I have met dog latin and Tuomas (as he said) making 72 ilxors.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

I've finally met more than one ILXor!
I had met J0hn D4rnielle before, and then this past week I met:
Ken C, Liz :x, Rob Bolton, Kate, Colette, Gareth, Carsmile, Matt DC, Stevem, Mark C, Sarah, Martin Skidmore, Lixi, B4rima, and Lauren...I'm probably leaving somebody out. I talked to DogLatin on the phone but that doesn't count.

Everyone was great. I'm amazed at how non-weird it is to meet internet people IRL, actually. Everyone's basically the same.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Yet I still haven't met Roger Adultery, who lives in my town.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago)

you met Marianna too, woo

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't sure if she was technically ILX!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago)

She does post some, yes.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

ILXors I want to meet: Tom Ewing, Tracer, Gear, Nickalish, Ned, Ian Johnson.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago)

I haven't hung out with an ILXer in a long time

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and DogLatin.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago)

My count is still one. I'm planning a trip during the winter holiday, though, let's see if I'll wind up somewhere with ILXors.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Tom was in the pub on Friday, but I don't know that you spoke to him at all. Ditto Mark S.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

i am rare

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I've met lots of ilxors in my time mind! Hey, people come to West London sometime!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I didn't know that was Tom 'til we left. I so wish I had introduced myself to him.
I thought I saw jel walking down the street like 100x in London.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Really? Wow, it mighta been me, I walk pretty fast and kinda like Shaggy from Scooby.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Looking at the statscock and counting anyone who's posted more than a handful of times, I make it 38. Of these, only Lara, Cathy and Cozen are people I hadn't met before I started posting round these parts.

For the record, the 38 poor souls are, (and some of these haven't posted in quite some time):

Ally C, Madchen, RJG, Cathy, Cozen, Alba, Lara, Jamie Conway, Calumn, Markelby, Lixi, Vicky, Cabbage, Jerry the Nipper, the pinefox, Steady Michael Jones, Tag, TimH, MarkH, Starry, Carsmile Steve, Liz:x, Robster, Archel, Caitlin, Ken C, Kirsten, Koogs, Mooro, Keith Watson, Youn, Dickerson Pike, Hobart Paving, Pyth, Kevan, Arantxa, Matthew (stolen kisses), and apparently I once met Pete in a pub with Carsmilesteve.

Sinister has a lot to answer for.

I've also spoken to Martin Skidmore on the phone.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Roxy was either my number 96 or 97 (tragically, I have a list on my work computer from the first time we did this). Does Vic Fluro count?

Who will be the magic number 100? I think Phil Two and Nabisco might be just a little bit too early.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

right back atcha Roxy!

My number remains at zero

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

im so glad i could be a notch on your belt!!!!
(xp)

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago)

I have many notches.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Thats the word on the street.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago)

The Donut Bitch/Ally drunk exchange upthread is a joy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Matt DC -- you are an EXTRAGAVANT MAN

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Ailsa, I'm sorry to say I can't recall speaking to you on the phone, but I did think we had met, possibly before a Glastonbury weekend, but I might be mistaken in that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I phoned you when Ned was in London and I was passing through briefly on my way to the airport, but I didn't really have time to meet up with you both. I definitely haven't done any pre-Glastonbury stuff.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 15 October 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago)

sorry! I am confused.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

I have met teeny, and teenyfriends (but not Mr teeny). We went to PF Chang's and talked about left-handed molecules and whether clones have souls.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Whenever I see "PF Chang's" I have an almost pathological desire to shout out the restaurant name to the candence of DMX's "What's My Name?"

"P! F! CHANG'S! (WHAT YOU REALLY WANT!)"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago)

God I love PF Chang's.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Man, I am so doing that the next time I go. (But only in my head, where it can be the B-side to "Tep's Gonna Cook It For Ya.")

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago)

First I make a CAKE then I make some ROLLS

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Y'all gonna make me eat some food, up in here, up in here.

*groan*

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm hungry and I just had lunch. I hate you all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Shit. I'm gonna forget names.

John D, Geeta, Carey, Mary, Bnw, Ally, Millar, Nabisco, Daddino, JBR, Barrus, Ned, Nicole G, Bryan, Phil-Two, Farrell, McLusky, n/a, tokyo rosemary, J. lu, jel, stevem, tom e, pete b, kate, martin s, swyggart, julio, vicky and husband whose name escapes me (sorry!), starry, markelby, cis (I think), herbert herbert, sara s, maria t, blackmail is my life...uh, I'm betting I'm forgetting some people from the July 4th NYC FAP and the XMas London FAP and I apologize!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Vicky is married to Chris, aka Cabbage.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I thought he was named Chris! the Cabbage references upthread threw me off.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago)

I really need help naming everyone I met last night. My count must be close to the 40s by now.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 15 October 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Ned, N, Mark S, Jel, Ally, Kate, Mary, Stevem, Gareth, Martin, Tracer, Ed, Pinkpanther, James, Pete, Tom, Ronan, RickyT, Ken C, AdamL, Julio, MarkH, Graham, Suzy, Donut Bitch, Starry Sarah, Alan T, Andrew Farrell, Nick Southall, Emma, Felicity, Nichole Graham, The Pinefox, Anthony Miccio, Tim ‘Opkins, Lara, DV, Madchen, Tombot, DG, Katie, Dave Q, Cozen, Anna, CarsmileSteve, Liz X, Marianna lcl, Mark Grout, Mike Jones, Jerry The Nipper, Dave B, Archel, Dadaisumus, Marcello, Geeta, Colette, Dr C, Rob Bolton, Ally C, Toby, Lauren, William Bloody Swygart, Ethan, Mandee, AndrewL, Minna, Mike Daddino, Roxymuzak, Carey, Jonnie #5, Billy Dods, Sam, MikeyG, Robster, Alix, Kilian, PJ Miller, Zemko, Koogs, j0e, Vicky, Barima, Charlie No. 4, Gregory Henry, SGS, Marianna Maclean, Nick Kilroy, Simeon, Leigh, Cis, Mooro, Magnus, Nickie, BadgerKitten, Jim D, Miss Laura, Al Ewing, Chuck Tatum, plus a couple of people I’ve almost certainly forgotten/overlooked. I am sorry if you’re one of them.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 October 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago)

I don't believe I just did that. WHY CAN'T I SLEEP?!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 15 October 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Just the three, and they were all dear friends way way pre ilx, you should all come to ormskirk. It'd be odd.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 15 October 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Matt! I forgot to put you on my list! Argh!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 15 October 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Still at zero. I consider this a personal challenge now -- how long can I go without running into or meeting anyone from the ILXiverse? One and a half years down, a heck of a long time to go.

Have chatted with Julia and Nichole on the phone, however.

*admires OleM's medal from afar*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 15 October 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

The answer is clear. Everyone must come to Ormskirk. You won't regret it.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 16 October 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

matt, for a minute i thought you'd forgotten about me, and i was going to raise hell.

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Saturday, 16 October 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Via deducting and adding from Matt's list, I'm on 74 now. Crumbs.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Where is Ormskirk?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Who the hell are ANY of you people anyway?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:19 (twenty years ago)

I am the Alpha and the Omega.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm kinda Delta myself.
And it shows.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 October 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Wow, just from Matt's list I've met 84, but I can only think of one person not on it who I've met (Anthony Easton).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 October 2004 06:53 (twenty years ago)

I have talked with one ILXor on the phone however, but no meetin'!

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 16 October 2004 07:07 (twenty years ago)

After today, Matthew Perpetua, scott pl, and Mark R. bring me up to 20!

― jaymc, Saturday, 16 October 2004 07:23 (twenty years ago)

Where is Ormskirk?

S*E*X*X*X*Y West Lancashire!

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 16 October 2004 08:06 (twenty years ago)

martin, i have at least kind of met you, so make that 86

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 16 October 2004 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Good point, Mitch! I didn't think too hard about who else I had met, I admit.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 October 2004 12:48 (twenty years ago)

I've now met Dadaismus, so my total is 73. I was sorry not to have got to meet Roxymuzak.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 16 October 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago)

I count 98 from that list, incidentally. There's all to play for with regard to that 100 spot.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 16 October 2004 14:02 (twenty years ago)

There should really be separate categories for "ILXors who live/have lived/have visited London" and "ILXors who have never been to London".

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 16 October 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

those categories should be "ILXors who live/have lived/have visited London" and "ILXors who SHOULD visit London".

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, who can I add? Roxy and Dadaismus, JimD, Simon (flameproof) - was Greg an ILXor when I posted before? I don't think so, so that's 116. I wish I'd spoken to Minna and Daniel_rf but I can't count them. As for Ethan, even if I had spoken to him I don't know if he'd have spoken back!

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm ... no argument from me.
(xpost to MH)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Blimey, I forgot Simon Flameproof and Daniel_rf. That's 100 then.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Trife was lovely and friendly* when I spoke to him Mark, I don't think you'd have had a problem.

*He probably wouldn't like me saying that.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)

booked yr flight yet, MindInRewind? ;)

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I have met two ilxors.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

they were very nice.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Matt, what is Carey's boyfriend's name? Is he on your list? He has posted here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Franz - as so often, I remembered immediately after pressing submit. He's not on your list, and you have met him.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

I think I've only met around 62 from Matt DC's list, there were a few people I was unsure about, as they may have been at FAPs I've attended, but I can't say for sure.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 17 October 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Update: Matos makes 21 now.

― jaymc, Sunday, 17 October 2004 15:06 (twenty years ago)

112 give a couple more

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:41 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

since last October, I have also met

Abby
The Lex
Nick B
Chewsabadoo
Emsk (actually I think I met her before that but didn't count her as she either didn't post here or I didn't know she did)
(that oh so cheeky) Miss AMP

which makes 78.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

I've met DV, Anthony, Sterling and Andrew Farrell since I last posted to this thread!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

(Also one of my best friends from high school, John Justen, has started posting to ILM!)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

actually Dog Latin's gf Kelly told me on Saturday that she has posted in a couple of guises, so my total is 79.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I've met Ms. Laura, who is an ILXor in semi-retirement, since last I posted. Greg Firstworldman too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and thanks to a drunken mix-up involving random text messages I accidentally called Sean Carruthers and woke him up in the middle of the night!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

haha

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure he was thrilled to be hearing from you.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Since last October I have now met Onimo and Scotsvo and I've inadvertently stood next to Lauren without being introduced or having any form of social interaction whatsover.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Did gareth or ned win this showdown?

I doubt at this point I'll meet anyone off of ilx -- though I plan to be traveling in the next few months FAPs just don't sound like my kind of thing.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

many have said that in the past and have been proved so, so wrong!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, duh, I have now also met Maura and Eisbar, rah! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

25 now maybe? (I'm adding Jeff-PTTL, pullapartgirl, Nick Sylvester, and Ryan Pitchfork.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I have a lot of novelty ILXors on my list.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

And Paul Sci-Fi Soul!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

what makes an ILXor a novelty ILXor????

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

They have tabby cat hair?

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, 27: Jocelyn and Eppy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, MarkH, "pullapartgirl" is Jeff-PTTL's girlfriend, who's posted maybe three or four times?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

28: my friend Demetri, who posts under a variety of aliases.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Only one, but I did make him talk about all the ones that he'd met.

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

try leaving Doncaster!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

It was totally in Sheffield!

(soon, SOON)

― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I guess I'm up above the 100 mark by now. Nicole, if you travelled to London I would be very disappointed not to meet you, at a FAP or whatever - I can see how meeting 30 ILXers at once might put any reasonable person off.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Surely you British are acquainted with the receiving line, Martin.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

yes, obviously we do organise most FAPs that way.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

I've sort of lost track of a total number but I can add: Anthony Miccio, Alfred Soto, The Good Dr. Bill, carly goodman, Laurel, and Paul Eater. Somewhere in the 30s, I guess.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 September 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I lost count some time back. But counting the last few months I've now also met -- Rogermexico, Walter Kranz, Marco D., Nath, FabFonk, AleXTC, Stevie, Marcello, Ken C, Lauren, Ailsa, Madchen, Ally C, RJG, grimly fiendish, Onimo, dahlin, Kerr/pfunkboy, Archel, Emsk, Barima, tissp!, Colette, Jim and others I am very shamefully forgetting. And good people they all are!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 September 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Ned is the only ilxor I've met. It was nice meeting you Ned!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

you can probably add five or six to whatever number i posted last.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm not doing very well at all in this contest.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

I've met a ton now! There were like probably 15 at the show last night and I feel bad for not meeting some.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

only 2, kate and anna

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

[Dee:] *admires OleM's medal from afar*

I am no longer its proper holder! I met Jeff W in Oslo some months ago. *sends the medal back to Dee, provided she is still at zero*

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

i think i mentioned on another thread, there's a special mystery prize for the first ilx0r that meets me. woooo! how exciting!?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

sixty-something, I guess, but a lot are people I knew otherwise and people who have started posting, quite recently, who I know

the last ILXor I met was momus

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

a lie, sorry

I met matt DC and gareth, more recently

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

had i visited m4rc3l1ne while you lived with her, the prize could have been yours. so close, yet so far. i suggest you kick yourself a few times.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

i think i mentioned on another thread, there's a special mystery prize for the first ilx0r that meets me. woooo! how exciting!?

What about the first ilxor to shoot you in the head?
:-P

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

the prize for that was a humiliating usp revenge attack and the stealing of your rifle. bitch.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 19 September 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

My.

I forgot to include Stet, Cozen and Marianna in my list. That is now rectified.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

I met Jaq, Gravel Puzzleworth, Donut and Matos on the Seattle trip, so my total is up to a whopping seven. (Incl. DV, Accentmonkey and Rener)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

I recently discovered that another one of my high school friends was posting here under a not-so-subtle psuedonym! (HI MIKE) And also a post-college friend is a lurker! (HI CHRISTIE)

I am using all teh exclamation points!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

I should say I also met people this weekend who have posted on ILX irregularly but whom I don't necessarily consider ILXors (T0dd Burns, Ian Math3rs, Nate DeY0ung).

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 September 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Save some for the rest of us, Dan. (that would have been an exclamation point, but I already used up my ration.)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Monday, 19 September 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I've become a super-rare embossed platinum trading card.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I must be knocking around the 120 mark now... I feel a bit weird counting exact numbers though for reasons that should be obvious.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 September 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

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