If you opened an Indian restaurant what would you call it

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Korma Chameleon

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Dhansak The Juggler

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Argie's Bhaji

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would call it

"See, immigration *is* ok you xenophobic poos"

― hmmm (hmmm), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the indian in stenders is the Argy Bhaji!

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(It's a) Naan Issue

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppadum Preach

― Tom Ledger (ledge), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dansak and Party

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Tandoori Yokoo

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I Like Chapati (Everybody Does)

― Jonnie, Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't ransack me dansak

― penelope_111, Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan's Sack

Naan The Wiser

We Are The Tikka Boys

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Raj Against The (Mean Lean Grilling) Machine

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Papa Dom's

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Royal Pharmaceutical Clinic of Constipation

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Balti Towers

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppadum Preach

wtf I was thinking exactly that!

ok then.

New York Daals

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

RBM - Every Booty Hurts

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha i like Balti Towers

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be all-carryout and it would be called Raita Way

― Time Space Hazmat (Andy K), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty Lousy Indian Food - I'm No Cook, ya Dig?

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

the taj mahal travellers

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Poppadum Preach

Tears On My Pilau

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aloo Mutter, Aloo Fadder (kosher indian)

― Kris (aqueduct), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aloo, is it me you're looking for?

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

halal there

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Tikka To Ride

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

masalarama

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Khoomani Feel The Noize

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bhuna house down

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Manager's busy (He's vindaloo).

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Khameer, You

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, cumin

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Khan On In

(Borrowed Titles)

Basmati Beatdown
Fists of Curry
Electric Vindaloo
Fear Of A Brown Planet
Uptown Bollywood Nights
The Good, The Bad and the Chutney

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

electric vindaloo!! That's a real one? Where is it located?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Fear Of A Black Chapati

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Best & worst thread ever, simultaneously.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Good, The Bad and the Chutney

my joint-favourite along with Matt DC's

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the match is yours, stevem

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Singh When You're Winning

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd open a fast-food curry franchise joint that did curries in baps, and I'd call it Burger Singh.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

La-di Da-di We Like Chapati

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Or McDhansak.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a kebab shop in Leeds called Kebabylon, allegedly.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And the Irish chain, Abrakebabra.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Kebabylon would have to be right next to the Dread Lion pub.

Curry Pipe?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Cumin Round

(The borrowed titles were from songs)

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 7 May 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

all this talk of Singh has reminded me of when Ned was here and we went for a curry in Southall and i saw casette albums by LL COOL SINGH

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Balti Towers" omg that is teh funniest evah help me help me I want to eat at "Balti Towers"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a Balti Towers on Burton on Trent...

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sorry, he's from Calcutta"

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

From a similar thread elsewhere:

Love me Tandoor
Bhuna to be wild
Living Dhal
Dansak Queen
Tikka chance on me
You can't curry love
Pilau Talk
Bhuna around the world (and I can't find my bhaji)

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Prince Philip"

― hmmm (hmmm), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Gee Farm

(seeing as brothel one is locked)

― penelope_111, Friday, 7 May 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

If you opened a chip shop what would you call it?

― NO COPYCAT THREADS (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Balti Towers!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I unlocked this thread just for that. EAT THAT, PERRY!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be a literary-themed Indian / soul food restaurant called Midnight's Chitlins.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jalfrezi Frog

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Pasander Westerveld

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep the Asafoetida flying

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Tarka, Turmeric, Curry Leaves, Garry Tibbs and Yours Truly

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Shit Ye Not"

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sitars and Their Courses
Lo-cal-cutta!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Lethal Dosa

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dots Not Feathers

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Gimme Somosa
Sari Somehow

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the Jolly Bengali, of course.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Badam Bum

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(Slight return)
O'Calcuttas! Licensed Premises and Spicy Curry Shoppe

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Celebrated Somosa
Trattoria Tandooria

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Chapaticakes
Ghee Unit
Rice Rice Baby

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Masala and Margaritas
Nick Currie in a Hurry: Free Kofte For Those Wearing Eyepatch!

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

there is an indian restaurant in my suburb called 'chutney mary's' which i reckon is an awesome name

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Fly Me To Jamun

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 19 May 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I Couldn't Think of A Clever Play on Words, Just Eat This Indian Food, Fucko

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 19 May 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be a literary-themed Indian / soul food restaurant called Midnight's Chitlins.

Heh. What's great is that it wouldn't be the first Indian / soul food restaurant, as you well know, Nabisco, from your time in Hyde Park: Rajun Cajun.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 May 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Geronimo's

― Juicey Juice, Thursday, 19 May 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

This ain't your dad's 7-11

― jack of all asses, Thursday, 19 May 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Curry-Out
Lassi Come Home
Rulk Rogan

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Let Your Pants Saag

― Amon (eman), Friday, 20 May 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Paneer for an Ear

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dal M For Mattar

― Amon (eman), Friday, 20 May 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Another Bengan Joint
Taj Mahalo

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 20 May 2005 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Eating Angela Devi

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 20 May 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Tandoor Is The Night

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Do not eat here if you hate Curry!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Mumbay and Come Again

― Queen Gonebeforeweknew, Friday, 20 May 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Surrealistic Pilau or Instant Korma

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

... or Waiting For The Naan

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Curry On Up The Khyber.

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 20 May 2005 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Palak Attack

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 20 May 2005 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i would call it:

The Local Indian, or maybe just The Indian.

― blahbarianthefirst, Friday, 20 May 2005 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Serious question: Everyone loves curry, lots of popular curries originate from the UK (Tikka Masala for example). So why aren't there curry houses run by ANYBODY - not limited to Indian or Bangladeshi managers and staff? I guess you could say the same for any ethnic cuisine. Is the illusion (as if often is) of authenticity really an important factor in why people go to such restaurants?

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

More or less anybody runs kebab shops

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

... mind you that's not really haute cuisine is it?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

who would go to a harvester (or similar) knowing it was all run by asian people? i doubt i would.

xppost, i dont think its about authencitiy, not totally. asian people cook asian food at home so it makes sense they would know more about the food thats part of their culture. all the best indian food or south asian food chefs in the world ARE of those backgrounds.

― blahblahblahbarianthefirst (blahbariantheoneandonly), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I would open it in Brixton, and it would be called It Was Samosa Be Jalfrezi.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

dry your rice, mate?

― ja (_ja_), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bicurryous

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I Am Curryous (Yellow)

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang Down Your Head Tandoori

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

might well be indian

― ja (_ja_), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Basmati Back Office

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Global Labor Arbitraj

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG JALFREZI FROG!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Naan's Naan's Naan's World

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Taste of Hindi

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Five Dollar Punjab

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Pakora Troubles in an Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

A Fistful of Daal, Ah!

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

new delhicatessen?

no.

open the bombay?

no.

hot hot hot?

hmm.

very good!

super buffet indian internet cafe or "su bu in te fe!" after the light bulbs in our signs die out.

"do not be feeding peanuts to my god" or "Ganesh Rules!"

Free Water Indian Buffet

Bombay Six Nine Five All You Can Eat

The International House of Naan ... (if we open up in an abandoned IHOP building.)

Twenty Four Seven Chai Spot

probably a good thing i never will...
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

If I opened one on Hoth, it'd be "Curry Up, Goldenrod!"

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

Can't believe this thread was STILL locked.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 September 2010 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

Electric Vindaloo

My favorite!

― Keep Kneeling, Whitey! (u s steel), Sunday, 13 March 2011 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

Balti Towers!

There is (or was) one of these on the Lewes Road in Brighton. My favourite was always Tropical Curryland, although I never ate there, largely because of the name.

― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 13 March 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

Interesting... I'd never heard of Balti. Then I learned that it's a British curry!

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 14 March 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

Hope You Like Jamun Too?

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 14 March 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

Was thinking of calling it The Birth of the Kulfi but that name has already been used on this amusing Welsh Facebook page which is a specialized version of the topic of this thread: http://cy-gb.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2744637813&topic=3812

― Blitzkrieg Bop Gun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 March 2011 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

Cumin After All
Keema Therapy
Paneer in the Streets of London

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

So Let Me Go Phall

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Would Paneer

― BLOOMPS 2012 (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 March 2011 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Chana In Your Hands
Sag Aloo Loo Loo Push Pineapple Eat Kulfi
Chicken Tikka You and I Know

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

If You See Her, Saag Aloo

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

Bhartha Stewart Living

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

can only think of an offensive joke involving a Trick Daddy song title

― some dude, Monday, 14 March 2011 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

Jingha Bells, Jhinga Bells, Jhinga Aloo Rai

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

Seconds II Naan

― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

Sixpaneer Naan the Richer

― dayo, Monday, 14 March 2011 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

Chana Summer

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 March 2011 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

Electric Vindaloo

My favorite!

― Keep Kneeling, Whitey! (u s steel), Sunday, 13 March 2011 23:12 (Yesterday)

was there not a recent clusterfuck about a compilation of this name

― acoleuthic, Monday, 14 March 2011 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, PLZ do not bring up!!

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 March 2011 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

Korma Chameleon
Pilau Sessions
Ghosht Stories
Fat Saags

― Madchen, Monday, 14 March 2011 07:57 (fifteen years ago)

sumiya raj

― brodie, Monday, 14 March 2011 08:20 (fifteen years ago)

Suggest Bhaji

― Mark G, Monday, 14 March 2011 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

Fat Saags!

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

Chennai Cafe

― cherry blossom, Monday, 14 March 2011 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

Tandoor Oven Care.

― James Mitchell, Monday, 14 March 2011 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

why was this thread locked?

Chaatroulette

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

Terry Rogan Josh.

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

saffron softies

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

Chai-town

― dayo, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

Rajma 1/2

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

If I ever move to Fylde, there'd better be a restaurant called Paratha Jack than Fleetwood Mach(er Jhol).

― James Mitchell, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

Chot of the Pot(i)s

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

Jhol Out.

― Matt DC, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

Saag Aloo, Wave Mumbai

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

Happiness is a Warm Naan

― ledge, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

Karmakorma

― anna sui generis (suzy), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

Madras in My Kitchen, What Am I Gonna Do?

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:28 (fifteen years ago)

Ceylon Sailor

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

Its not called Madras anymore

― cherry blossom, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

StereoLabu

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

xpost the curry is still called a Madras in most places though.

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

I could never eat at a restaurant with a pun name

― cherry blossom, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

Goodness Gracious Ghee

― ledge, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

Red Bull Dosa

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

Mumbai Bicycle Club

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

if on a winter's night a tandoor

― There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

Take That and Balti

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

Chat Room

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

Gary's Got A Bhuna

― ka£ka (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

Take That and Chapati

(?)

― farieling thosder chout a bagh an i ballme crantuman (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

Belun Sebastipul

― Mark G, Monday, 14 March 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

Paperback Raita

― quantum telescope (+ +), Monday, 14 March 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

Girlfriend in a Korma
Death of a Disco Dhansak
Sheila Tikka Bow

― bham, Monday, 14 March 2011 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

Irish Blood, Indian Food

― ka£ka (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Phal-o-centric

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Balti More

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Rogaine Josh, a restaurant entirely staffed by bald waiters.

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

Dopiaza The action

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Pathia of Least Resistance

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

You're Only Samosa Blow The Balti Tandoors Off

― ka£ka (NickB), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

Tandoori's the night

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

Pakora Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag And Balti Them Beneath The Lassi

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

amiraita?

― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

wow NickB

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

Original Paratha-terial

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

I would open it in Brixton, and it would be called It Was Samosa Be Jalfrezi.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:30 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

Garam don't cumin for free

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

Mad About Saffron

― thirdalternative, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

Paratha the Ragda

― dayo, Monday, 14 March 2011 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

Binjeeta's (NB this was the 'drag name' handed to a chubby British Asian stylist by another stylist I know).

― anna sui generis (suzy), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

He Ain't Heavy, He's Paratha

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

Try A Little Tandoorness

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

The Shashilk Redemption

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

Rambo: First Chaat
Over the Chaat
Chaatland
Chaat or My Mom Will Shoot!

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

Chaat Shit Get Banged.

― Matt DC, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:49 (ten years ago)

*Bangla'd

― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:51 (ten years ago)

(Bhangra?)

― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:54 (ten years ago)

-_-

― imago, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:55 (ten years ago)

Divya's Curry Divas

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:03 (ten years ago)

Flavor Goo

― oculus lump (contenderizer), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)

quality thread

― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:43 (ten years ago)

I always wanted to open a fusion restaurant that would include takes on jambalaya and gumbo as well as curries and call it Mardi Gras Indian.

― Dan is a ‪#‎VegetablePuppet‬, he is NOT REAL. ‪#‎flatearth (Dan Peterson), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:54 (ten years ago)

Gulab Jamun with You

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)

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