taking sides: bukkake vs golden shower

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one's harder to wash away whilst the other is actually your body's waste product.

what will you say if someone suggests golden shower to you?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"you're taking the piss, right?"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahah omg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Roxymuzac: you are ken c, you are not someone to be taken seriously about golden showers

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

How many personalities you got working today, ken?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

just 2 conflictng ones.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hence this thread to help me resolve my dilemma

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't have to choose, you know -- you can have it all!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken, I'm fedexing you a 10 mg Valium.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

1 0mg valium!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Redbulldozers [2:39 PM]: OMG would make a pretty good name for valium
Redbulldozers [2:40 PM]: finding your self going OMG WTF LOL!??
Redbulldozers [2:40 PM]: take 10mg of omg!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a girlfriend back a long time ago who liked to pee on my legs when were showering together. She thought it was very naughty and squealed in transgressive delight. I, on the other hand, though not disgusted, was troubled by the coyness of her perversity and the disproportionality of her delight therein. Eventually she left me for someone who did nightclub promotions and I felt vindicated.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

omg!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess nightclub promotors are used to being pissed over.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

if you weren't happy with it you should have talked about it though.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

or at least spunked on her foot in retaliation

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

more bukkake/golden shower stories pls

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

She thought it was really dirty and I was thinking to myself "I pee on my feet in the shower all the time. What's the big deal?" I wasn't unhappy with it. It was simply indicative, in addition to many other traits, of what a neurotic, spoiled child she was.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Wonderful.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

surely she wasn't spoiled... you got to pee on your feet all the time! She didn't! imagine how deprived she must have felt.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

KEN C IS MY HERO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

does that mean i get to spunk on you?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay but you've gotta have a pretty long-distance squirter on you.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if you pee on him afterwards.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And you guys have the nerve to criticise my threads?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I, my good sir, have never done anything of the sort. I may occasionally feel censorious, but I let the feeling pass.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man you're only coming here dissing my thread because you have no sense of humour. He's only disapproving of my thread because i'm not one of his circles of friends. Heh to your fucking double standards already.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken's threads are retarded and funny, C-Man. Yours, on the other hand, are missing a key ingredient.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Eventually she left me for someone who did nightclub promotions and I felt vindicated

Now I want to write a series of short stories that all end with this line.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

C-Man, there is a double standard at work in judgement of your threads versus ones like this. That is true. But the double standard came about because most of us simply don't like you.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Golden Showers are the best, because if you didn't know what they were they sound very nice. I could imagine someone booking into a special kind of hotel by accident and being asked if they fancied being woken up with a golden shower and saying "that sounds nice - OOOOH!".

this never happens with Bukake.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I want to write a series of short stories that all end with this line.

I'll expect my usual muse fee.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll expect my usual muse fee

Just so you know, most of the things coming out of my mouth prefaced by "Now I want to write" rarely see fruition.

On the other hand, I'll happily pay if this turns out to be an exception.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i can say with some authority that i wouldn't especially want many men to come on my face.

― the surface noise is one of tremendous importance to connoisseurs of histor (ele, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

so it's obvious which side of the fence i fall on

― the surface noise is one of tremendous importance to connoisseurs of histor (ele, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe if you wore a helmet...

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You're full of killer ideas today Michael...

You could totally market the Bukkake-Proof Helmet. You'd make a mint.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Golden Showers" does sound sort of pretty, while "Bukkake" sounds like some type of semi-exotic, wheat-based breakfast nourishment.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't bukkake actually refer to a Japanese dish?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yes

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:E-o_nSZKo8MJ:www.nire.com/yamadaya/ya/bukkake.gif

searching for that was rather...interesting.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Safe Search off searching with plausible innocence for bukkake C/D?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i like cumming on faces/tits/asses/etc.

― Ian ~c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

See, if Jon posted that, people would get apoplectic. But when Ian says it, it comes across as somehow charming.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(the trick is to not use all caps. and to not post animated .gifs of bukkake.)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So true

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Does the concept of bukkake make anyone else nauseous?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't like way the word sounds.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, if they referred to it as a 'cream frosting' I'd feel better about it.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe "glazing"?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

creampie fools

― the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

anal creampie fools

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

penny whistles and anal cream pies..

― the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Urgh. Thanks to the association my brain makes between the word "fool" and Mr T, I now have a mental image of Mr T shouting "I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON'T LIKE AN ANAL CREAMPIE! UHHHHHNNNNNNN!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

From now on I'm calling it a whipped topping.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

mr t ate my balls and gave me an anal creampie

― the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This has become particularly dire.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

And yet.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It it also horrifying.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Good stuff. It reminds me of something from Dan Rhodes' Anthropology.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, that is the first use of the word 'disproportionality' on ILE.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

she sounds like a hoot

― the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when I found out what bukkake was! I was in language school with this guy D3v0n who had been a Japanese exchange student. Anyway I found some pictures of it and was completely amazed, so I brought it up in conversation that I found the most balls-out insane porn I'd ever seen, asian girls in costumes getting totally coated in jizz and he just blurts rather loudly "BUKKAKE!!!!" while not even looking in my direction at the time and I was very confused for a second or two until he explained.

Two Xmases ago I went to Detroit to attend a reception being held for stateside friends & family of his marriage to a Japanese girl. I haven't heard much from him since.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

excelsior

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.asianbukkakeshowers.com/

^ not actually a porn link

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

^ actually annoying

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i can say with some authority that i wouldn't especially want many men to come on my face.
-- the surface noise is one of tremendous importance to connoisseurs of histor (electricsoun...), June 8th, 2004.
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so it's obvious which side of the fence i fall on
-- the surface noise is one of tremendous importance to connoisseurs of histor (electricsoun...), June 8th, 2004.

so by inference that means you don't actually mind urine on your face?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you google your way here yesterday, Ken?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I have never in my life had a conversation with any of my female threads in which I've casually dropped into chat some insane porn I've randomly found while jerking off. Men frighten me a little.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you had me confused for a while then.. "yesterday" is still "today" here! But yes. I was really bored the other day and i googled "gaping anal", "missionary position" and "john cena".. and woah this site came up! white as an ivory snowstorm

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

to still be looking for porn while the jerking off is in motion is the scary part.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

xposts

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Well the whole jerking off experience, to me, encompasses the finding of the porn, the looking at the porn, the masturbation, the orgasm, and the deleting your history from the computer as soon as your SO announces intentions to come by later that evening. It's a procession of events, not one simple repetitive action.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

deleting the history = indie guilt.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I just set my browser to only keep the history for 2 days maximum. DUHHH.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it still part of the jerking off experience if the guy in question isn't planning to immediately masturbate to the found porn? Maybe it's just prep work.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the holocaust denialists and people involved with the Japanese post WW2 history syllabus were all smiths fans

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even give a shit. It's hysterical because you can tell who has been on my computer at what times just by looking at my history:

- random computer geek sites, online comic, .mac mail (duh), really random event/weather shit: Tom
- baseball statistics, John Cage fanpages (???): Otis
- shopping sites leading all the way up to check out but never "confirmation" pages, things that have been forwarded as jokes to everyone on the internet, 800 friendster pages: Ally

It's sad, there's no porn whatsoever, unless I'm looking up something brought up on ILX. I keep my history for like 5 or 6 or maybe more days, I dunno. I deleted it spitefully like a week ago, but I forget what or who I was spiting. Perhaps myself?

xpost the previous 2 posts are odd to me.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It was fucking amazing, my history I mean, when I had 5 people staying in my house once:

- shopping sites et al: still Ally except there were confirmation pages back then
- hentai porn: Ramon
- baseball statistics, Aqua fanpages: Otis
- obsessive searches on wedding gowns, engagement rings, and Nerve.com: Stephanie
- a citysearch type site, except about Tokyo: Greg

The lines were so clearly marked. As they were in reality.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a weird obsession with looking at browser histories. Sorry. Commence peeing on each other again immediately.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

No Trace, mofos.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I can start reading assm on the weekends so you won't feel left out

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

unless you really do carry on using the computer whilst having a shuffle.

that's how tracer hand got his name you know.

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously the amount of xposting going on on this thread is making it even more incomprehensible to me than the topic of people pissing on each other would normally be. Leave my man Tracer Hand out of this mess, he told me he likes his women and his rice the same way and that was upsetting enough.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

STICKY

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

he likes his women and his rice the same way
wet and sticky?

xpost

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And thanks to Milo, that whole DLI conversation up thread is now something akin to this:

Random conversators: (blah blah blah defense stuff and foreign language stuff here sounding all militaristical like)
Tom: Oh btw while I was doing PREP WORK for masturbation last night, not that this has anything to do with international espionage defense ministry for whatever we do, I saw some crazy Japanese girl in a sailor moon costume with like 40 guys jizzing on her!!!
Other Dude: BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! *eyes glaze over, falls down*
Random people: (continue talking about North Korea)

I mean seriously PREP WORK wtf Milo.

xpost no, "short and brown"

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Right now we're watching the Great Escape and I'm imagining Steve McQueen and Charles Bronson randomly dropping that conversation while hatching their plan.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'all talking about one of these, right?
http://my.reset.jp/~masaki/flowers/yellowtree1.jpg

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

as long as it isn't "eaten with a pair of chopsticks"

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

vs http://www.jasonschock.com/photos/07012000/4thjuly/4thjuly_fireworks_gold_rain_072000.jpg

yes

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Charles Bronson: Hey, son, listen, put away those little maps we've made for a second. Yeah, yeah, I know, Nazis, whatever. Listen. One of these Krauts had some Jap porn in his bunker. It was this geisha girl covered in tons of SPERM.
Steve McQueen: BUKKKAKKKKKKKEE!!!!!! *eyes glaze, tongue rolls out*
(Nazis find their plots while they stare stupidly at bukkake, immediately shoot them, movie is now 20 minutes long and not such a great escape)

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Alternately perhaps the Americans plant the bukkake in the Nazi bunker and escape while the Nazis are mesmerized by Asia porn, and they go on to live a fabulous non-imprisoned life of being Thomas Crown.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, I have never in my life had a conversation with any of my female threads

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

!! god that shows how few conversations I actually have with my female friends, wow.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken, are you still in the easyeverything in NYC?

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

If by "in the easyeverything in NYC" you mean "spending the night in an Internet Cafe", then the answer is yes.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i am!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

earlier i was walking through this cafe and lo and behold some dude was looking at a rather... let's say... EXPLICIT picture of a vagina with stuff coming out of it.

I was mortified... and now i realised that i'm posting on a thread called "taking sides: bukkake vs golden shower" hhaa

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ken, that was just a chalupa.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

and that was just you reading the taco bell thread, not some guy in an internet cafe.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

you did not just compare vaginas to taco bell, that is seriously wrong dude.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaha roxy they already made those movies

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe my taco bell cravings are really just subconcious vagina cravings.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deuceofclubs.com/write/choco7.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I already know that's probably meant to be a chocotaco but in reality it is a big "?" on my computer which makes it actually a lot funnier.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve McQueen: BUKKKAKKKKKKKEE!!!!!! *eyes glaze, tongue rolls out*

why is it whenever i laugh this hard, it's always over something that i can't comfortably tell other people about?

― chrisco (chrisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you considered joining the military?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys, bukkake is, like, sooooo 1997.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, you're much, much older than most of us, we weren't old enough to join in on the fun in 1997.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Note that, by his silence, Momus concedes that golden showers are still current.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I asked my flatmate if I could stick my hand under her pee just the other day and she said no. So golden showers are, for me, soooo 2005.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing is, I'm totally not surprised you'd ask your flatmates this.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm not surprised she said no.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Had you just dropped a clump of stinging nettles ~~that you were grinding into your manbits~~ or something?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

By my silence, I am conceding that [....] (fill in whatever you like, perverts).

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"My name is Jane Pratt
Before you jerk off on my head, please pass me that rain hat
So, I did, you know?"

― MC Paul Barman (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(fill in whatever you like, perverts)

I always do!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

If we didn't we might lose our pervert guild card.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

in 5 years watersports will be as accepted my the mainstream as botty sex

― the surface noise is generally somewhere between 'in some spots' and 'throu (ele, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Like sailing and windsurfing, you mean?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

wow they have euphemisms for everything now

― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

*cough* So, do you know any girls who like to, um, boogieboard?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

(I love how that question killed this thread)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

god i was so funny

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and now?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 December 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm funnier, but less people laugh.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

but those who laugh laugh harder

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and better

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.initial-d.com/forum/images/smilies/bsflag.gif

― Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Friday, 31 December 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I laugh at you both. (Then again I laugh at myself.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 31 December 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what do belle and sebastian have to do with daft punk?/

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be rather amazing if someone actually came on this thread and said "Well, obviously golden showers! I mean bukkake is just gross."

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 31 December 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

he means brandy and soda

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I asked my flatmate if I could stick my hand under her pee just the other day and she said no. So golden showers are, for me, soooo 2005.

-- Momus (nic...), June 9th, 2004 4:41 PM.

Happy new year!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 31 December 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Bukkake is unspeakably vile. Golden showers are gross, too, but not as gross.

I got queasy the first time I saw a bukkake photo (thanks to ILX and Google image search, honest).

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 31 December 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Piss doesn't taste like you think it does.

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

describe?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't taste like anything at all

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you know what I think piss tastes like? (I never thought I'd ever write that question, btw.)

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a fucking psychic, fuck off.

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

A fucking psychic? What, they come in, you shag'em and read their future in their tits and then you taste their piss?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The future is murder, baby.

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

While travelling in Kenya I drove past a restaurant outside Nairobi that was called "The Golden Shower"; the sign had a drawing of gold coins falling from the sky and the name was spelled in a classical font. I never ate there, can't say what kind of food was going down on the premises. Pretty bold.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Perseus and his Dad to thread.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

what do belle and sebastian have to do with daft punk?

I'm still waiting for the punchline to this joke

― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 31 December 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

HERRO WAHT ARRE BALLE AND SEBARSTADIAN

― AMAZING RINDIE, Friday, 31 December 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://macedonia.uom.gr/~vpasx/Klimt-Danae.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 31 December 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I posted last week that I saw a license plate that said "BUKKI" ..
and then on Saturday, I saw a box of cake mix labeled "Buckeye Cake".

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 3 January 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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