Alternate Reasons To Be Proud Of Being English?

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OK, to apologise for dragging Dog Latin's THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FLAGS! thead off into several football-related diversions, I've been thinking about the actual dilemmas he posed in the original question.

They wave these flags, not because they want the England team to win the European cup, but because they say they "take pride in their country" - how is 22 men kicking a ball around a field representative of a nation's greatness?!

Which begs the question, what *is* representative of a nation's greatness?

England seems to me, as a returned ex-pat, to be a nation suffering from some kind of profound identity crisis. The citizens of many countries seem to be able to take pride in their *culture* without descending into Nationalism. (Looking at the French, for example, the old cliches that the French take pride in their food, their language, etc.) Is English culture really that irreparably tainted with the sins of the British Empire and the |3NP? (Can we separate Englishness from Britishness the way that the Scots and Welsh have separated their national identities from Britishness?)

So three questions to begin with:

1) Are you proud to be English?
2) If you're not proud to be English, why not? Or rather, what would have to change or be different to make you proud of your cultural heritage?
3) What are some alternate cultural things (i.e. NOT football) that the English could be proud of?

(Immigrants to England are also encouraged to answer this question. In fact, it would be helpful to hear the answers of those born in other countries who chose to live in England.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Throwing out some examples of things that could potentially make people proud to be English: The Magna Carta, Shakespeare, Victorian Engineering, Winston Churchill, Lord of the Rings, the National Grid, the NHS, the Tate Gallery...???

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we separate Englishness from Britishness the way that the Scots and Welsh have separated their national identities from Britishness?

Since moving to England I have come to the regrettable conclusion that Britain as an entity is over. The reason is that I'm now convinced that too many English people are incapable of separating England from Britain and vice versa and that too many either never bought into the concept or have never understood it in the first place. The NHS isn't English.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, you've picked at one tiny part of my question based on a factual or conceptual error. (My bad, sorry.) Can you answer any of the rest of it?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Scottish, I'm proud of the NHS and the D-Day Landings, I'm also proud of James Clerk Maxwell and David Hume. That's how being British is supposed to work.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I really am trying to get at being *English* rather than being *British*.

My family is Scottish, and I've been raised with this idea of "Britishness". I, however, was born in England, and now live in England. What can I look at, or point at, and say "that's *our* cultural heritage!" Are the English just this bastard mongrel nation with nothing of their own?

If you moved to England from Scotland, surely there was a reason.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I really would appreciate this if it didn't turn into another "England is awful" threads. I think the English are quite aware of all the ways in which they suck. I'd really like a sense of cultural identity which doesn't depend on football.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I just started thinking about the French and their Accademie Francais (forgive my misspellings). The English can't even take pride in their juggernaut of a language because they made the mistake of imposing it on half the world - who turned around and took it from them. (Like cricket, ha ha.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did I move to England? Because the streets of London are paved with gold! England has plenty of things going for it, some of which you have listed. There were bound to be identity problems for the English as soon as the United Kingdom was formed - it was never going to be any kind of equal partnership due to the extreme disparity in populations between the separate nations. Inevitable I suppose that Englishness and Britishness would become almost as one. Annoying for the rest of us but more fool us for buying into the whole thing in the first place. Now that Britain is dead it does leave the English in an errrrrrrrr interesting place

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure I'm proud to be English. I do like it here though, but am honest enough with myself to admit this is down to no more than an accident of birth.

So, it feels weird to be proud of specific things that other English people have done. After all, they're not MY achievments, they just happened to have been made by people who share the same nationality. I do wish we made a bit more of a fuss about Newton and Darwin sometimes, but that's my science roots showing I suppose.

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Newton, Darwin, Hooke, and I'd probably add some Enlightenment era astronomers and clockmakers whose names I've forgotten to that list. Excellent answer, RickyT.

Why is it weird to feel proud of specific things that other English people have done? If there wasn't a vaccuum, some kind of need for it, I don't think there would be such a rise of English nationalism (small n) in the form of football supporting.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

English (product of being stuck on an island where it rains all the time and there's nothing on telly):
Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Lord of the Rings

British (fruits of empire):
Victorian Engineering, the National Grid, the NHS

Dunno:
The Magna Carta, the Tate Gallery...

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Do we have to discount about 500 years of English accomplishment because it was part of the British Empire? If the Scots can claim their scientists back (the steam engine, television) can't the English claim theirs back, too?

Magna Carta DEFINITELY English. Tate Gallery probably a holdover from British, but as most (if not all? Britain, Modern, Liverpool and is there one in the Southwest somewhere?) are located physically in England, I think the English can claim them.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not particularly "proud to be Scottish" but if I am it's not because of football, shortbread, kilts, Mel Gibson with blue stuff on his face it's because of Maxwell, Hume, Burns, Keir Hardie - so I don't see the difference. As an English speaking denizen of the British Isles, I claim Shakespeare AND James Joyce as my own!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, after this week, we're done with him for a while.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Richard, except about the scientists. I'm no more proud of Darwin than I am of Galileo, which is to say I think positively of both of them but the concept of pride is one with which I struggle.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we claim at least half the pride for Watson and Crick? Especially considering it took place in England?

x-post...

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Agree with Tim on the "pride" thing, makes me squirm a bit..................... the pride thing, not agreeing with Tim

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I've not had enough sleep to think about this, but I'm not exactly discounting things by calling them British. It's just a people vs. infrastructure thing.

There are still a lot of British people in the British Isles, though I'm doing my best :)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does the "pride thing" make you all squirm? Do you think it's a rejection of the notion of collective pride in an individual achievement? Do you have unpleasant associations with the idea of cultural pride? Do you hae unpleasant associations with the idea of English or British pride?

If there's no need, ever, for the idea of cultural or national pride, then what *is* all that flag waving at football pitches about? Clearly *someone* is feeling a some kind of vacuum. Is the idea of the vacuum wrong, or is the pride just misplaced?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

When I say British Isles, I mean the island of Britain and the island of Ireland and all the wee islands around 'em. Not sure this is geographically or politically correct or if the Irish are too happy about that description.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

taking pride in anything you had no control/choice over seems daft to me

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did I move to England? Because the streets of London are paved with gold!

that's just Londonness, rather than Englishness. Please don't confuse London with England.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I have problems with Nationalism

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I have problems with Nationalism. That would be the same if I was French or American or German or whatever, tho that is conjecture of course

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, semantics here, but what is the distinction between the term "Britain" (meaning just the big island) and "British Isles" (some kind of manifest destiny meaning that Britain is *all* the islands.)

During lots of parts of the dark to middle ages, even many of the smaller Islands were not considered British - any island you could get a boat around belonged to the Danelaw, not the English *or* the Scottish.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Also this sounds (a bit) like a thread I was going to start called '100 English Heroes' which I never did because I was convinced it'd go off the rails immediately. It would have started '1. Tom Baker'

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am very happy with a sense of community, but I don't think each community has to score achievement points in order to be comfortable with itself, so I don't really feel the need for 'pride'. And I agree with SteveM.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I also have difficulty feeling proud of important people who were born in the same country as me. What WOULD make me proud to be English would be things like an ethical foreign policy and a welfare state that still worked. So near and yet so far. Similarly, I long to be proud of national characteristics like open-mindedness, grace under pressure, and respect for/love of nature. But I don't know that we really do have these any more. Maybe our sense of humour?

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post...

Is cultural pride *always* nationalism?

I know we had a thread about this earlier in the week, but seriously. I don't think they are. But it's a fine line between celebration of your own culture and denial or denigration of other cultures, and noone quite knows where the fine line is.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Norman Davies talks extensively about the notion of the British Isles in the preface to The Isles. His conclusions boiled down to 'not touching this one with a bargepole, mate'. Hence the title of the book.

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, but (Great) Britain also includes Northern Ireland.

I have difficulty with pride because as a crypto-hippy I believe that 'Shakespeare' could have been born elsewhere.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

there are nice countrysides in england, that's kind of nice. english mustard is good, too.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Great Britain does NOT include Northern Ireland!

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh, I was confusing it with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't everyone used to hearing others denigrating their culture to some extent? I know I'm used to hearing England's near neighbours hating on us. I don't mind it so much. I'm sure English people can be worse.

Xpost Archel, it's the United Kingdom of GB&NI, as I understand.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post... gah!

Also this sounds (a bit) like a thread I was going to start called '100 English Heroes' which I never did because I was convinced it'd go off the rails immediately. It would have started '1. Tom Baker'

I think that's fantastic, and not far off the idea of my thread. Tom Baker is a good answer - Dr. Who is a fantastic fictional English role model or cultural icon. It would be good to avoid the usual "Robin Hood, Winston Churchill, George Best" answers and come up with examples like Dr. Who/Tom Baker.

I am very happy with a sense of community, but I don't think each community has to score achievement points in order to be comfortable with itself, so I don't really feel the need for 'pride'.

Well, what are the achievement points of your particular community, then? I think that's part of the reason that so many of my mates have gone wild for The Streets. They think the band encapsulates something about their particular community or notion of Englishness.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

When pseudo-Irish Scots used to annoy me in pubs I'd always claim that Ireland was part of the British Isles and that and that the Irish were far closer to the English in culture and history than anyone other than the Scots and the Welsh - boy, that used to annoy THEM. Ha ha

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not particularly proud to be English. The negatives are outweighing the positives at the moment.

However, on the plus side...

English ingenuity and boffinry as exemplified by those people at Bletchley Park cracking codes and parachuting dummies into Pas de Calais.

The fact that at the end of WWII we voted out the person who had led us to victory in the war in favour of the party that would create the welfare state.

The welfare state. as was

English humour

English pop music.

our appreciation of camp. In spite of all the violence that young english men get up to we are not a macho people.

Bidfurd, Friday, 18 June 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Great Britain is the island that contains the nations of Scotland, England and Wales. But isn't the the "British Isles" as I described it above: Great Britain, Ireland and various titchy outcrops?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think they are the same either Kate (woah multiple xpost).

Maybe it's just easier to FEEL pride when you're standing on a football terrace with thousands of other people. Right now on a greyish Friday morning when we're all at our separate workplaces or whatever, what sense can we really have of belonging to something bigger? I LIKE being English, but right now I'm not PROUD of it.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

George Best is not english!!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Are the English just this bastard mongrel nation with nothing of their own?

yes, and that's about the only thing to be proud of...

also archel OTM.

i have something else to add, but i'm trying to phrase it correctly...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You see, here we have a problem, I would never say I'm proud to be Scottish because of the NHS and the fact that Labour defeated Churchill after WW2 - I might say that made me proud to be BRITISH. An English person above has just said that makes them proud to be ENGLISH.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post, obviously...

What WOULD make me proud to be English would be things like an ethical foreign policy and a welfare state that still worked. So near and yet so far. Similarly, I long to be proud of national characteristics like open-mindedness, grace under pressure, and respect for/love of nature. But I don't know that we really do have these any more. Maybe our sense of humour?

Beautiful. Ideals are part of a national culture, and these are great.

Also, maybe the traditional English spirit of fierce independence and resistence authority? This is a double edged sword in many ways, but I do think that it's a national characteristic. Joe is always talking about the English "culture of deference" and I don't think that's necessarily always true.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

George Best is not english!!!

A case in point. I think you'll find that he would definitely consider himself British!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate the point is that I think the whole achievement points scoring thing is uninteresting.

(the streets are representational, but I don't feel the need for them to reprazent, if you know what I mean)

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it still doesn't make him english.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

English ingenuity and boffinry as exemplified by those people at Bletchley Park cracking codes and parachuting dummies into Pas de Calais.

Funny, cause that's one of the things I was going to bring up. Perhaps the reason WWII stuff is so popular on English television is the more academic version of football flag waving. LOOK! It's the plucky English! Fighting off the Nazis with their sheer pluckiness and ingenuity! The Germans have money and manpower and bigger guns, but by gum, we're more plucky and independent!

An English person above has just said that makes them proud to be ENGLISH.

I didn't *say* they made *me* proud to be English, I was trying to brainstorm and think up a whole bunch of random things which *could* be seen as making a person proud to be English. You've raised your reasons why they should be struck off the list, and they've been struck. Like I said, I was going to say "Watson and Crick" and then realised that half the team was American. Does that mean An English Person is trying to co-opt the achievements of America?

and another x-post, I said George Best because he was the only footballer I could name. It's ignorance of FOOTBALL fullstop not ignorance of his exact birthplace.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the economy in england is doing ok too, maybe that's something to be proud of

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(See, now I'm starting to see why England suffers such an identity crisis. Every time you think of someone or something to be proud of, someone leaps up and jumps down your throat and tells you that they're not English. Well, what the blazes *is* English, then?)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i will say that i'm quite grateful and appreciative that i was born in England, even London. i feel so many advantages that without thinking about i take for granted.

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and another x-post, I said George Best because he was the only footballer I could name. It's ignorance of FOOTBALL fullstop not ignorance of his exact birthplace.

it was both, really.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the old chestnut of when Scottish or Welsh sportsmen and women do well, it is hailed as a BRITISH victory. If someone English does well, it's an ENGLISH victory.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the expression 'what the blazes' is as English as you can get ;)

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the old chestnut of when Scottish or Welsh sportsmen and women do well

haha

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, THEORETICALLY... ;)

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Simple, English pertains to the nation of England which is a constituent part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland it does not pertain to the United Kingdom as a whole

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, I certainly would be proud of England if we ever showed any kind of sporting excellence. But we don't.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Baker is a good answer - Dr. Who is a fantastic fictional English role model or cultural icon.

I mentioned it to Mark S and he said "no! he's my least favourite Dr. Who!".

So, '2. Mark Sinker'

There are clearly advantages to Empire on the personal level as well, the classical catholic British education creates people with a freedom to be interested in everything, because everything is within the reach of Empire. These people are connectors.

I think the 'culture of deference' is a British thing as well.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"What WOULD make me proud to be English would be things like an ethical foreign policy"

Surely that's British rather than English? England doesn't _have_ a foreign policy.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Who is a fantastic fictional English role model

I thought he was an alien.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's just easier to FEEL pride when you're standing on a football terrace with thousands of other people.

Is the feeling of pride at an England game qualitatively different from the feeling at a Leeds game? Or a Trumpton United game?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Even using the phrase "British education" is erroneous as the Scottish education system has always been separate from the rest of the UK.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but a very English alien. Or something.

Haha, GILES FROM BUFFY!

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the old chestnut of when Scottish or Welsh sportsmen and women do well, it is hailed as a BRITISH victory. If someone English does well, it's an ENGLISH victory.

But don't they say HURRAH SCOTLAND or HURRAH WALES in Scotland or Wales rather than HURRAH BRITAIN? I don't know; for a start, I don't follow sport, and for a second, I've never lived in Scotland or Wales.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

YMOF: no.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Q: Is James Bond 1) English or 2) British?
A: 3) a cunt.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Unlurking for a second, if the English are really scraping around for things to be proud of then how about the fact that you have the best newspapers in the world.

As far as Newton goes, I think so highly of him that I am proud of belonging to the same SPECIES, never mind the same nation. He seems almost godlike and above any question of nationality. Same goes for Shakespeare although the fact that he wrote in English brings him home a little. Whereas Edison, say, is always portrayed as a specifically American inventor. (The American brand of pride in their icons is often so focused on their Americanness that it's almost as if they're saying the person succeeded DESPITE being American. I think this is odd.)

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

KAte: yes probably. I doubt they say 'Hurrah Britain' when England win something though.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(Sam I only picked up your email yesterday and I will text you, you big lurker).

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The Culture Of Deference may be British, but the English, historically, as a bunch, have a long history of getting together and telling their king to "fuck off and go away, we don't like you, sign this or we'll have another king in!"

(Hence why the Magna Carta, not just what it says, but what it symbolises, makes me proud to be English.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you have the best newspapers in the world.

most depressing statement evah (cos is surely true)

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

James Bond is Sean Connery, therefore he is Scottish. Actually i heard that Ian Fleming introduced some Scottish ancestry for James Bond because he was so enamoured of Connery's performance (he hated him at first)

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate; yes, that's what I meant to be saying.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm half Scottish and half English. I was born and lived my whole life in England, yet I get faintly irritated with people who seek to inform me that I am entirely "English". Maybe this is a simple yearning to be slightly different to my peers, maybe it's a snotty reaction to Jock-baiting I endured at school.

Whatever...I'm happy to be what I am and to be a product of the country in which I was born. I seek to give people a good impression of Brits when I meet people from other countries and I'm sad and angry when I see people giving us a bad name. I've grown to realise that I *am* quite patriotic, but I don't see it as a question of "pride" or "shame", more a question of caring about it.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

So British really = "Scottish wot has decided to be English coz England offers more opportunity and background of Scotland offers more cool" ?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, sorry, untintentional x-post there... whoops!

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Not many Scottish people decide to be English, they might agree to be British - in fact this is how the whole thing started, the Scots were skint and agreed to join Britain for the money. Scots gits.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Deciding to live in England (or more specifically, London)... I would see that as "deciding to be English".

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't. Even if I gave into my occassional temptation of moving to Stockholm it wouldn't mean I'd decided to be Swedish.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That means there's an awful lot more English people in London than there appear to be. So many of them have American accents too!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost by a zillion probably...

It is a good question Kate. I'm racking my brains. I'd rather not say something like Shakespeare as he is a wildcard and I've complained about him before.

Churchill? Sure he was pivotal in helping with the war effort, but he also had some other pretty messed up agendas that often get swept under the carpet, hence the defacing of his statue during a May day protest a few years ago. Also, I'd rather not be proud of war, no matter how benevolent the outcome.

I think that the English language is something of which one can be proud. I love the fact that we have a cornucopia of different accents and that other nations have adopted English as an almost universal language. I like the way each region has it's own unique way of speaking and that you can travel only a short distance and everyone speaks differently. It is even thought that in some towns, locals can tell which side of the street you grew up on according to the way you speak. I know this is an English student cliche, but a lot of people see this diversity as a bad thing, citing that people who don't speak RP speak "bad" English. I am proud of this quirk to be honest, as no other country is quite so varied. Whereas the French are defensive of having their language soiled by outside influence, the English embraces it and absorbs - I like this and I think this could well be one of the reasons English has become so much more appealing to the rest of the world (apart from the American influence, I'll grant you).

Another thing I am proud of is England's comedy and it's rock and pop music. The English are excellent popular artists and entertainers, maybe even more so than the Americans. I still don't think anyone will beat Python or the Beatles for making forward thinking so accessible. England has more talent in these fields per square mile than any other country - guaranteed.

Our beer comes in pint glasses - that's another good thing.

What about tea? Fish'n'Chips? The thrill of London? Manchester as a centre of modern culture? Really you have to look at England from an outsiders point of view to appreciate it. Why do people come to England (apart from to do the whole tourist-y stuff)? What do shows like the Simpsons pick up on when they visit England?

Incidentally, did anybody see Viz's top 50 "Best of British"? Number 1 was "Aldi carrier bags stuck on tree branches" and number 14 was "The French". Catherine Zeta Jones was also quoted as saying she always gets her mum to send her a jar of 9 month old sandwich spread to put at the back of the fridge, just to make it feel more like home.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Deciding to live in England (or more specifically, London)... I would see that as "deciding to be English".

why more specifically london?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Dadaismus, you've just proved my point. "British is what the Scottish call themselves when they decide to live in England."

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

dog latin OTM (esp about the pint glasses!)

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the fact that we have a cornucopia of different accents

I just want to say that that's not a feature unique in the english language/or in england.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can only take pride in my own achievements - taking pride in what others did 50 years ago is as daft as taking pride in someone in Newcastle taking a driving test. I can only feel justly proud if I have had a contributing hand in the outcome. I feel proud we voted the Tories out, because I was one of those doing the voting etc.

I'm very glad my forebears set up the welfare state, but that's not pride - more admiration that they did something I now benefit from. The same with D-Day - I'm amazed at the courage, I weep at the slaughter but pride doesn't come into it.

I think pride's exactly the wrong vibe. I like living in England, I heart the colour green, I like rain and not too much sun. That's nowt to be proud of - just an accident of latitude. I can enjoy it though, and be glad I'm here. Surely that's all we need - we're bonded not through pride but through a shared recognition that here, where we are, is good enough.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No they don't Kate. British is what people the Scots call themselves (or used to) when they lived in Scotland. British AND Scottish.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

(cool tim, or mail me at that address if you like)

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

William Blake, John Keats, Robert Wyatt, King Arthur, William Caxton, The Kinks, Kevin Ayers, Lewis Carroll, Derek Bailey, Shirley Collins, the South Downs, the Cornish coast, ginger biscuits, the Peak District, the Lake District, Spike Milligan, Edward Lear, Leonora Carrington, heavy metal, cider, Bridget Riley, JMW Turner, Richard Jefferies, the Millenium Bridge, Amnesty International, DH Lawrence, Chris Boardman, Sid James, cress, Percy Shelley, Pete Shelley, Captain Oates...

But these things make me simply proud to be alive rather than getting all nationalistic about things. Weird that no-one else has really mentioned the landscape. That as much as anything else represents 'England' for me.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think DL is pretty OTM about the English language. We've been denied the right to be proud of it coz 1) it's been a tool of imperialism and 2) well, it's been taken from us by the Americans.

But it's very versatility and ability to absorb other languages and cultures and change its identity is its greatest strength! We're talking about a language which managed to eat another langage whole (medieval French, the language of their imperial oppressors) and still come out being called the same thing and functioning in the same way.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooops, that makes no sense! Scottish people (used to) consider themselves British AND Scottish.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

King Arthur was Welsh wasn't he? Fuck it, he didn't even exist! Spike Milligan was Irish and made a point of the fact.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Tag: if you moved to Stockholm and *wanted* to consider yourself Swedish, that would be OK too though right?

If you do that I'll deffo come to your club night btw.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Nick... I adore the English landscape but I don't feel proud of it. Actually, sod it. I DO feel proud, not OF Shakespeare and Newton and the Downs etc, but BECAUSE of them. By association. Sort of.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

big brother 5

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

When they live in Scotland, they call themselves Scottish. When they live in England, they call themselves British. They may have *been* both all along, but it's just funny. Anything to avoid calling themselves English, even when they've been in the new country twice as long as the old!

(I am laughing at my grandparents as well, D, it's not malicious laughter...)

King Arthur was *British*. He *fought* the English.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(King Arthur was *not* Welsh. He was, as a matter of fact - sorry, as a matter of Legend, actually Cornish. Cornwall is not now part of Wales, is it?)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim...huh?

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know... all the Scots *I* have met who live in England call themselves Scottish, if anything.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i know people who was born in scotland and live in england who call themselves scottish.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

haha xpost archel

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i think big brother originated in Holland?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(FWIW, it's a *joke* not an assertion of fact. I am making fun of the Scottish, including my own family.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny because it's true

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tag: I mean if people come to live here & want to think of themselves a British or Englaish or whatever, we shouldn't be saying "no you're not" is what I'm saying, in my dumb way.

And I want to visit Stockholm more than I want to visit Manchester.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah right I see Kate. I think living in England for 4 years hardly qualifes me as "English" does it? Cornwall's not English!!!!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I call myself British, on forms and stuff. I think it's because on some level in my mind, calling myself 'English' is the same as being a 'Little Englander'.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, for those of you having a problem with the word "Proud" and the concept of being proud of the accomplishments of strangers that happen to share your own nationality... fair point, I can completely understand that attitude.

But then, do you *have* a sense of national or cultural identity? Do you see your culture or nationality as having *any* part of your own identity, or do you definte your identity in completel different ways?

If you do have a sense of national or cultural identity (perhaps I have more of a distinct awareness of it because I've spent so much of my life in other nations and other cultures) then what exactly *defines* that culture or nationality? Is nationality *really* just an accident of what latitude you were born in, or is it something more?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

King Arthur, you gave their boys a helluva beating

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe 'British' only comes into its own as a unifying definiton when we are considering the English, Scots and Welsh from an outsider's point of view. Re. that embarrassing phenomenon 'Brits abroad', I doubt many eg Ibithans are aware of much difference between a drunkard from Romford and a drunkard from Swansea or Glasgow.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

If Cornwall's NOT ENGLISH (I think some people here might disagree) then it's CERTAINLY NOT WELSH, EITHER!!! Arthur was Romano-Celtic, which is a country and a culture and a nationality which doesn't exist any more.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post, I stand corrected. Even the Cornish don't want to be English any more! What hope is there for me?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, the *setting* for most Arthurian legend is most definitely England.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

But I thought Arthur was Welsh, I mean in the geographical sense in that he was born there

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Arthur, according to legend, was born in Tintagel. In Cornwall. Not Wales.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim, you're right, yes. But if people want to move here and maintain their "roots", then that's good too.

PS I was always told that my gandmother's maiden name (Macarthur) meant that I was descended from King Arthur and he was a Scot. Which is obviously bollocks.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe that stone with ARTHVR inscribed on it found at Tintagel will prove to be a fake.

The Turin Shroud of mystical bollocks.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The people that he *led* (the Romano-Celtic British) were eventually pushed into Wales by the invading English, but he was not Welsh and it's doubtful he'd have thought of himself or his people as being specifically Welsh.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Going back to Kate's pre-Arthur question I feel that my cultural identity IS pretty much an accident. I'm not sure I would fight for my country come what may, for example. And I got into a big argument about espionage with someone when I said that I didn't think spying against your country was wrong PER SE, if you were doing it for what you thought was a greater good. It doesn't make my feeling of being British any less though - it is more to do with shared assumptions, language, etc.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

But I'm not talking legend here I'm talking FACT! "Welsh" as a concept didn't exist. "Welsh" is derived from the Saxon word for "foreigner". But I thought Arthur, the historical figure, was actually born in Wales

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No one knows much about the historical figure. The earliest documents (Geoffrey of Monmouth and his unknown sources) that talk about Arthur refer to him being born in Cornwall to a Cornish noblewoman. Seeing as how the Celtic peoples often traced their lineage through the maternal line, it's a pretty safe bet he would have been considered Cornish.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

our cars have steering wheels

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't St Patrick also a Welshman?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel that my cultural identity IS pretty much an accident.

Well, maybe, but in that sense, isn't *all* identity an accident? You don't even chose your own genes or your own family, yet these things shape you and help define you. The culture you are raise in, surely that has an effect on you, and although it was accidental, does it not shape you in some way?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe so. Or was St David an Irishman? xpost

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, obviously.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

St George was from Palestine.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Welsh is actually derived from the word for 'foreignor speaking in a Celtic tongue'.

Itself an incorrect statement as the Welsh were descended from the Galatians. I think.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

This all going to end up back in Atlantis isn't it?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the Galations were a Celtic colony, not the original Celts.

Anyway! As fun as this all is, back to Englishness and cultural identity, please. Unless any of you would like to talk about your "Celtic" cultural identity.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes Kate, definitely. But I am not particularly PROUD of my parentage, my childhood experiences, or my nationality. They DID shape me and I like who I am now, but pride? Hm.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

As a redhead, can I talk about my Viking cultural identity please?

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Being redheaded could make you as much a Celt as a Viking! Or even Jewish!

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Well my paternal family is Irish and I always thought my maternal family was Welsh because I thought my maternal grandfather, who ran away with another woman (boo hiss) was Welsh - turns out he was only Scottish. So bangs goes my chance to say I'm not very Scottish but I'm, like, toadly Celtic

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes - identity is about community formation and vice-versa. I feel with my fellow inhabitants of this space we call Britain (sorry NI - never got it). I dopn't feel for them any more than I would anyone else (IYSWIM) but the linguistic affinty meanjs they can share with me - their joy, pain, wankerness, twattishness and goodness etc.

The accident part - that I'm in it. What 'it' is is no accident - it's the carefully ideologically contested set of signifiers that have political resonance on a daily basis.

The only time I feel English - when I'm in Scotland or Wales, or when England are playing football.

I feel British all the time in a low level way, but notice it more and more. I also feel it massively when I'm not in Britain.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Redheads = Kurdish, Circassian (whatever that is - the Caucasus I think)

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

kernow's shit and the welsh can have it...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, exactly what Dave said :)

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

But I am not particularly PROUD of my parentage, my childhood experiences, or my nationality. They DID shape me and I like who I am now, but pride? Hm.

Well, forget about the pride thing, then. It's very easy to pin down exactly who parents are or what your childhood experiences were, but your culture or nationality, especially for such a mongrel nationality as the English, it's quite hard to pin down. I'm trying to figure out what it is. And then I can figure out how or if it shaped me.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the kernow makes great finger lickin' good chicken though.

xpost

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

but that's american.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Besides, being Scottish != being Celtic. Remember, all Scots are 30% Viking! ::strikes impressive pose with braids and horned helmet::

(Yes, I know the Vikings didn't really wear horns.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it may be *impossible* to pin down. It's all such a big old stew of language, history, landscape, architecture, literature, art, film, TV, education, family, law, politics...

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

In our minds they did, Kate.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Colonel Sanders was Dutch............................ no hold on that was Colonel Tom Parker

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And, the Scottish are a completely different *kind* of Celtic than the Welsh. Far more different even than Angles vs. Saxons.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel absolutely no pride whatsoever in being English.

Even when standing on a chair in a pub belting out the national anthem before the football.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

My father is a Hebridean and speaks Gaelic so I guess that's pretty damn Celtic.

When I was in Athens a couple of months back I had an enlightening conversation about the Greek stereotypes of the British. Apparently British men are mostly gay, we never clean our houses and (the old chestnut) we are completely undemonstrative.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Would a better or worse title for this thread have been:

What Does It Mean To Be English? Provide Examples, Please (Which Are Not Sport).

You can't really define something like a culture or nationality. But you can give examples of what, exactly, you think typifies that culture. Even the most rendered down stew has ingredients. Please point at a metaphorical lump of carrot and say "that's Alfred the Great!" or a metaphorical lump of gristle and say "that's Tom Baker!"

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

s/gristle/ham/

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What Does It Mean To Be English?

only what you choose to make it. fish n' chips, real ale or cricket on the green have as much footing as Tracey Emin or grime in this respect because it's all subjective. so take whatever examples you want, as long as they're things that emanated from this country (even indirectly).

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

and if turn that suggests that 'being English' means being a combination/amalgamation of other cultures then so be it.

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Mm, I think people have given some examples above. I need to think further...

Comedy (or 'irony' or something) really does stand out as English. But chicken and egg: did we produce Wodehouse and Vivian Stanshall and Monty Python and the rest because comedy is very English, or is comedy seen as very English because of a handful of funny individuals who happened to be English?

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Tag those stereotypes are interesting: how does that square with the famous English football hooligan stereotype? Do they think 'we' all grow out of 'our' hoolie behaviour to become undemonstrative?

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Old maids cycling to communion,

As Eric Blair would have it.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Here we go again. Gaelic is not synonymous with Celtic any more than English is synonymous with British. Gaelic is a subset of Celtic. Brythonic (Welsh, Cornish, Pictish) is another, related but different subset of Celtic.

Plus, anyway, you can get a boat round the Hebrides, and therefore they are Danelaw anyway! Hah!

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

as an ex-colleague once said, 'how can you be proud of being English? It's like being proud of having two arms. Something you're born with.'
As Kevin Rowland once said, 'my national pride is a personal pride'.
xpost: calling myself 'English' is the same as being a 'Little Englander'.
A 'little Englander' is someone opposed to the extension of the British Empire.

Canada Briggs (Canada Briggs), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, x-post and now everyone is back on topic again.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe 'undemonstrative' is a CAUSE of 'hooligan'. Repression innit.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i do think there may be something in our minds tho based on the fact in Britain we are surrounded by water. do English people really think of Scotland and Wales as other, PROPER countries? i doubt it really. but perhaps the fact we're not attached to other countries with dominant different language/cultural customs does have some effect on the nation's psyche. a feeling of alienation/aloofness/independence/isolation which can have repercussions on how Britons act wrt to other nations and their people.

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim, this conversation all came out of my Greek friend being surprised that I didn't kiss my friends whenever I saw them. I said I thought it seemed unnecessary which was greeted with "oh, typical British". But I'm happy with my boundaries.

Brits are generally seen as pretty insular and xenophobic. I lose count of the number of times I've met people who are surprised I can speak another language, or even that I'm polite - "Are you sure you're British?"

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Archel: it might well be but I'm not sure stereotypes work quite that rationally (which probably answers my own question, haha).

Tag: they thought you were polite? Blimey!

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we technically still an island now the channel tunnel has been built? I guess so.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

yes.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

digging a hole thorough the land that's underneath the water doesn't make the places land connected...

although if there was a bridge..

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Islands don't stop being islands when you build a bridge! Don't be silly!

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Bridge = still an island. It's when you introduce causeways that things get complicated.

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(Islands stop being islands only if you build a causeway which is not submerged at high tide. If you can get a boat round it, it's an island. The end.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

but lindisfarne is *so* an island and that has a causeway...

x-post: fair point kate, lindisfarne's causeway not passable at high tide.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the mulls of Scotland, I forget which one, was actually claimed by the Danes because you could drag a boat across the narrowest bit at high tide. I think that's a bit ridiculous, but that's Vikings for ya.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

So, why Canvey Island?

You better have a good answer up your sleeves of instruction.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you not get a boat round it?

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

it confused me a great deal that coney island isn't actually an island

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about Canvey Island, but it's probably like the Isle of Thanet, which was made into an island by rivers or something, so the Danes got it. Also, bear in mind that sea levels were different when the Vikings were marauding.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ricky: you can but it needs to go round Britain at the same time.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Coney Island, at one historical point, also used to be an island at high tide. But it has been vastly extended, including a proper causeway. But seeing as how Vikings never colonised it, I can't speak with any authority.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Errr: http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=578993&y=182953&z=3&sv=Canvey+Island&st=3&tl=Canvey+Island,+Essex+[Town]&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf

looks surrounded by water to me!

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's linked to the mainland by an above tide causeway.Anyway, it's a scum hole.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

a scum hole i'll have the dubious pleasure of visiting in the next year more than likely...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh well, it was an island at some point.

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I went out with a girl from Canvey called Keeley. It was Duryesque.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you get a boat under the causeway? If yes, it's an island. But regardless, I bet that causeway wasn't there when the Vikings invaded, so therefore it is both and Island and subject to Danelaw! Hooray!

(Does this mean that this is an English national characteristic, or a Viking characteristic, to hash out such ridiculous arguments over trivialities?)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(i was thinking it was more of a characteristic to be interested in little things than big ideas (not a bad thing (but then i'm english so i would say that)))

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm not sure that holds up when you take into account evolution by natural selection which is one of the biggest ideas ever)

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Steve. That was the whole point of prodding the thread into a trivial direction.

Back on topic, I was abroad when Diana died. Everyone I met kept saying how sorry they were. They were surprised that I couldn;t give a toss.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps interest in the little thing *is* a survival technique. I'm just imagining a Viking going "ARRRRRRR!!! SUBMIT TO ME!!! YOU VILL ALL DIE!!!" and the plucky English, obsessed with triviality going "hang on a minute, not if you can't get your boat round this island!" and the English sneaking away to safety and surviving while the Viking stops to figure it out.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If the Vikings invaded Canvey, a teenage girl with 3 Burberry kids would just tell them to 'fack off'

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I went out with a girl from Canvey called Keeley.

did you sail a ship round her island?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Fights urge to post smutty joke

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

If the Vikings invaded Canvey, a teenage girl with 3 Burberry kids would just tell them to 'fack off'

And steal their longboat while they were at it...

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The plucky English would never walk away from the argument, leaving it to the Vikings to sort out!

3. Chris Morris.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

No, see, the English are insisting on the trivial definition of an island, and while the Viking is physically distracted dragging his boat around the island to prove his point, the English escape. Or maybe the Vikings just give up and go plunder Ireland instead.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Isle of Dogs is so not an island. Nor is it full of dogs.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

My thread, my beautiful thread, what you done to it?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, who brought up danelaw?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Alfred the Great? King Guthrum? Two more fine reasons to be proud of being English? ;-)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Canvey Island isn't an island either. But it is full of dogs. Hi, Keeley.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(I am very disappointed that none of you fine English pedants have pointed out that King Guthrum was a Dane, and not English.)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

> Spike Milligan was Irish and made a point of the fact.

not quite true:

http://www.catharton.com/authors/812.htm

He was the son of an Army Officer posted to the Empire, and was born in (what was then British) India. Although he fought for the United Kingdom during the War and lived in England from 1933 until his death, in his later life he had so much bureaucratic flak about the official status of his citizenship that he took an Irish passport instead (his parents were Irish, although all of Ireland was part of Britain when he was born). He was offered citizenship through naturalisation, but Spike felt it ridiculous that a person who (but for a legal technicality to do with his date of birth) was British should be forced to take an oath with a room full of foreigners.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

This is veering to the essentialist, which is find disturbing.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. The interesting thing is that, we can sort of agree, there ARE 'English' characteristics. It doesn't matter so much where you were born or what's on your passport, but whether on some fundamental level you feel like those characteristics APPLY to you. And what it means if you do feel that.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

taking pride in anything you had no control/choice over seems daft to me

otm. lock thread.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Charlie, did you read anything after that post, because that issue has been thoroughly addressed.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Culture can spread because people inhabiting the same spaces spread it. So we pick up characteristics of being English. Those change over time as new ones get added. Other persist (see letters from Roman soldiers about prodigious binge drinking of ancient Britons).

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

There are English/British characteristics but I struggle to think what they are.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean, maybe we have our stupid lisencing laws *because* of the binge drinking characteristics of the Britons? And the binge drinking is not, after all, a result of early closing times? Wow.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm the first on either side of family to be born here, so being English is a vaguely big deal for me. I would unabashedly call myself proud of it, although it's nice to be able to pretend to be Greek when the political climate here gets /too/ hideous.

But, reasons: I think, weirdly, the lack of national pride is one of my favourite things about England. I mean, the culture of muddling through. Slagging off national teams as a communal thing, rather than "USA #1!". The point about linguistic academies is spot on - I'm proud of a country that isn't trying to "preserve" some "uncontaminated" language. We're not even a proper country, and everyone just laughs at the "english parliament" people. There's a Dastoor post somewhere that expresses how I feel much better, I'll try and find it.

I like all the little absurdities that spring up through the gaps, the lack of a general scheme. All those inland lighthouse follies, The Great British Eccentric. Cambridge students living in the room where Byron kept a bear. School prayers in latin. Rounders. Y'know, the stuff that just undercuts any grand narrative of Englishness because it's just silly.

And Shakespeare and Chaucer, yeah.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Who knows the cause? But yes drinking heavily is a *very* long-standing cultural norm amongst the inhabitants of these aslands. Dave & I were talking about this last night in the, er, pub.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

No - we have our licensing laws because of our failure to deem the trenches of Belgium sufficent reason to stop drinking and get to bed in order to be up bright and early to make bullets and bombs. After that need goes, we keep the laws because they meet a puritannjical strain in English culutre that has hated the tendency for bouzing.

As it happens, I think the long standing binge drinking of Britain is something which means you need a better licensing climate which says 'restrict the hours in which they can drink after work finishes'.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh, Greg OTM.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry - should say better licensing climate than one which says etc

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

A French girl told me that the thing that exemplified the British for her was the Hamlet advert. The satsified loser...that sort of thing would never have shifted cigars in France because there's no way a French person would want to identify with it.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And I do kind of like that...just as I quite like our perceived undemonstrativeness.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouldn't the guy in the Hamlet advert have smashed up Croydon instead?

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

puritannjical strain in English culutre

Would that be Dutch, from that spelling? ;-)

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there's a need to feel intensely proud of bits of English culture, just to have some sort of psychic comfort blanket to hold up against the overwhelming amount of stuff you're absolutely ashamed of.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM :/

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

How terribly British this thread is.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

surely you only have to check out Hogarth paintings to know that Brits have always knocked back the booze in binging circumstances?

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

the only thing i think i am prepared to accept about being English is that (as part of Britain and the 'dominant' part) we adopt a certain perspective based on our geographical circumstances (naturally detached from rest of Europe). Tho coupled with an awareness of imperial decline (tho many seem reluctant to concede that power has been lost/traded/compromised) this can manifest in negative ways (xenophobia, arrogance). these are not 'quintessential English traits' per se but they are traits you can understand certain English people adopting. interestingly the counter-balance of our actually-quite-tolerant society and diversity of cultures via immigration boom has resulted in the plausiblity of traits such as tolerance and eagerness to mix cultures and customs with seeming abandon being thought of as 'an English thing'...or not? why not? will the stereotype of the arrogant conservative xenophobe prevail over the stereotype of the apologetic liberal culture-tourist? is the latter preferable to the former (i think so really, all in all).

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Crikey, Chris, you're starting to sound American - 300 Years Ago = Always?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

pick pick pick, just giving an example Kate

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

this 'drinking culture' thing about the British or the English has been bugging me a lot lately. it manifests in several ways, from doglatin's innocent enough appreciation for the pintglass to the recent studies on binge-drinking, lads/ladettes, teenage alcohol consumption records etc. how can a desire to guzzle booze be attached to a nationality/national character this way? why is it so? why does this particular beast exist at all?

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus drank wine 2004 years ago.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i claimed to be jesus one time when i was in school, and a kid actually told me "no ken, jesus is english"

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope in reality yes, the drinking culture in this country is no better/worse than in most other countries. but we have our stereotypes of European drinking culture too, tho they tend to be all positive don't they?

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm jolly fat germans with foaming steins mmmmmmm ok, need drink now

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

so you can see more stein?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think probably that drinking exacerbates some aspects of the English culture (the bulldog tenacity, the island mentality, etc) into negative aspects that in other situations (WWII) were veritable strengths. Other cultures may binge drink, but binge drinking brings out the worst aspects of the bulldog in the English. The English are still bulldogs when sober, but being drunk makes them more likely to bite as opposed to just herd cattle.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Being so drunk Jean-Michel Jarre sounds good - nowt to be proud of, M. Jean Onions.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, while travellingI realised there's a nation that are even worse than the Brits for all those things (or at least the travelling representatives of their country), they had by far the worst reputation in SE Asia anyway.

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Being drunk makes them more likely to bite cattle?

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

when germans drink they end up shepherding cattle

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The pub last night had a sign on the window saying 'If you want to watch England, you must buy a drink'. It was a damn near perfect synopsis of a side of Englishness.

'Moderation request' haha.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I realised there's a nation that are even worse than the Brits for all those things

Well, are you going to share with the class which nation it is?

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

has anyone ever noticed that if Jean-Michel Jarre is actually called Jean-Antoine-Michel Jarre, he would be a "JAM JARRE"!!! omg!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus drank wine 2004 years ago

Surely he'd still be on milk, or shandies at the most, at that tender age?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

drinking wine as a baby was his first miracle

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

also onimo i love your r.d. email address omg

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wondered if you wanted to guess, anyway, it's the Israelis. Loads of guesthouses had no Israeli signs, I wondered to an owner if it was a religious/racialist thing, but no, it's just that they are the most trouble of all nationalities. Main reason is that lotsof them are youngish and fresh out of the army with a large pay-off. but yeah, binge drinking and yabba taking and smashing up rooms etc then doing bunks on paying = common, apparently.

BTW are you going to try and pick holes in everything I say from now on?

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Down pokey quaint streets in Cambridge
Cycles our distant spastic heritage" - Mark E Smith

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

proud to be alternate

http://www.vivalegre.com.br/duilio/dnb2/altern8/altern8/altern_08.jpg

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oh also mj hibbett to thread obv.

(rats the "symbol of our nation" lyrics link takes you to a different song)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a quote from a Frenchman I read the other day about the English, "Considering the amount of homosexuals, I'm amazed they manage to keep the race going"

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Cerne Abbas Giant to thread.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this what you were after, Steve: http://mjhibbett.tripod.com/sampler/symbol.htm?

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure if those quoted lyrics symbolise exactly everything that's wrong with England, or exactly everything that is wrong with MJ Hibbert as an artiste.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

MJ Hibbett as an artisté would be so utterly, totally wrong.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i kind of didn't want to find them, and neither do i necessarily agree with all of it, and also lyrics minus music are generally not a good thing.

it's a top song though.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I could be fairly said to have an issue or two with that song.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

and they are......?

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm interested to see if anyone else is bothered by the same things that I am.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Well obviously the pb as a symbol of inclusiveness is chuff all good to me as a teetotaller!

And also that the ideals enshrined in the song cover other nations at least as well (and indeed Ireland better).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

they serve soft drinks in pubs too you know!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, YMOF I have met you several times and almost all of them took place in the pub. YOu didn't seem too exculded on any of the above occasions.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say that Andrew, I think I've only ever met you in a pub.

I do kind of see what you mean though

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This has more to do with the company than pubs, which I am not a fan of. Though I may feel more sensitive than I am, if you see what I mean.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That last sentence sums up my pissing people off on ILX over the last six months, to be honest.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are you teetotal, out of interest?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

LARGER
DEEP
TOILETS
NUFFSAID

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

you what, love?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Pubs can be a bit unwelcoming when you're completely sober, aye.

Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but libraries can be unwelcoming when you're completely wankered

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have not specifically authorised DB to speak for me, though if he's going to be as entertainingly mental as that I may well.

xpost nothing is unwelcome when you're wankered. The world's your oxster!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I must say that when I worked in public libraries they seemed far from a turn-off to the wankered, alas.

Archel (Archel), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

when my mother was a librarian in the sixties (yes, *that* long ago) a destitute wino came into the library and promptly fell asleep at one of the tables. She ignored him until closing time and then not knowing what to do, went over the road to the police station and told them that this guy was asleep and this was a bit of a problem as she wanted to lock up and go home. An officer duly came over to the library, shook the vagrant vigorously and told him in no uncertain terms to be on his way. My mother thanked the policeman who said "Don't worry about it. Any time. Incidentally, have you got Lady Chatterly's Lover?"

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"ey where's western fiction ya slarg?!"

stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess librarians go to pubs, so why not the other way around?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

publicans be browsing the fiction

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Some pubs have books in so, bars in libraries - the way forward

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that reminds me, we should do the Village quiz again soon

chris (chris), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

aye, aye and thrice aye. Can't do next Wednesday as I'm in Transylvania.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

On account, I like the English for their sense of humor and for this bastard language (Saxon, Danish, Norman) which is so beautiful. I love that they have to question their own sense of nationhood. Americans too have to ponder the meaning of 'American-ness' because of the complexity, ethnically, politically, and morally of our past. While this is true of many nations, few have posed and continue to pose as many questions as the English whose culture dominates 'the isles' and left its stamp upon the globe (quite spectacularly in the form of football) and yet whose own identity was diluted in the very process of conquest. I think English culture, despite its ugly, racist, insular side, has always had a countervailing cosmopolitanism which is the fruit of miscegenation, extensive (and necessary) trading contacts and a society which evolved to claim (publicly at least) conduct as important as breeding or looks or wealth.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 June 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

do English people really think of Scotland and Wales as other, PROPER countries? i doubt it really.

I'm wondering why everyone ignored this rather intersting question from the redoubtable stevem

Dadaismus (Dada), Saturday, 19 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

very x-post

When I lived in the Mull of Kintyre I was told that it was Kintyre that the Danes dragged their boats over. Using logs or something.

Also, what do people who claim Chaucer as a reason for national pride think they share with him? It just seems odd that there could be some sort o continuum with people who would have had such a different idea of what englishness was, wouldn't have understood you etc.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 19 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I do; Scotland more 'proper' than England (ie, has legal and educational system of its own, parliament, football team, accent, culture and national identity.

Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

3. Chris Morris.

Now this I can vote for.

DB's passion over the toilets is bemusing but understandable.

Good thread, this!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my pride being British (prefer the word English, but it doesn't really matter - it's nice being top dog but the Scots and Welsh aren't really that different) is largely tied up with Britain being the old global power. I don't really care about imperial achievements or anything like that. Of course in many ways, I'm ashamed of them. It's just the fact that we've done those things in the past and that gives us a privileged position, not having to be bothered about all that crap now. I like feeling post-colonial. I enjoy the humour that goes with it, the world-weariness, and the sense of superiority when looking at the new world power, and all the pretenders. Somehow looking at much of the rest of the world as one looks at the nouveau riche. Of course, this could work for the French and others too, but somehow they don't feel unique to me in the way Britain does. Maybe it's winning the international second language mantle that makes the difference, and being an island. Or maybe it's just blinkered Anglocentricism.

In terms of concrete things, the BBC, esp. the World Service.

And Big Brother 5, obv.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally, Northern Ireland is part of Britain (but not Great Britain), becuase 'Britain' is the official abbreviation for 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland'.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

N - the BBC is a good choice

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, this could work for the French and others too, but somehow they don't feel unique to me in the way Britain does.

Well it wouldn't because you're not French. I think that idea of Britain as unique (certainly in the sense of being more 'unique' than somewhere like France) is dwindling pretty steadily outside Britain itself. Even in countries that were part of the Empire. I don't really think many people care. There are still Anglophiles but what is there to be fascinated with any more?

David (David), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Blinkered Anglocentricism, yes. I wouldn't argue the alternatives explanations very strongly. I was just describing how I felt, right or wrong.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But yeah, if I were to have to swap my birthplace for another, it would probably be for another of the big old European nations. I'm not very imaginative. Maybe Spain. I like Spain.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I rationalise reasons for being glad to be half-Indian, middle class, male and from London, too. Maybe it's healthy to be pleased with how one was born.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a very interesting thread to this decidedly non-anglophilic American. I'd start an American counterpart thread but wouldn't want to tread the same path re 'pride'. Anyway, it hadn't occurred to me that Britain is an 'independent' nation of sorts, and I appreciate more its tendencies towards 'miscegenation'. If I had to appreciate just one thing about Britain, however, it would be its ideal of refinement.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

We beat you for miscegenation?

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

In some ways I identify quite strongly with what you wrote in your first post but in the last couple of years I think I've changed quite a bit and feel it doesn't really mean anything to me any more. And having come to that realization I've noticed how little other people care as well. I think a lot of British/English people still go around in a bubble thinking that the rest of the world thinks Britain is special in some way. That can run from the football thug mentality to the kind of subtle thing you're talking about. Of course if Britain was a non-aligned neutral it would be easier to apply that good-natured, civilised, world-weary thing (like France).

David (David), Saturday, 19 June 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

We beat you for miscegenation?

Well, no, but you got there first, no? And today, as a smaller and more cosmopolitan country, you may be closer as a matter of National culture to the globalist phenomenon.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

David - to be honest, I feel it means less to me now, too. It's perhaps not pride, but more a feeling that I would find it hard (if given some supernatural, time-travelling choice) to give up being British, now I know it. It's similar to my reluctance to taking up a chance to live in any past era.

But yeah, I feel like I'm changing too, lightening up about all this, sort of.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbneb - that's interesting. I do kind of like the way our size and population density leads to a national culture that avoids too much ethnic ghettoisation, elective apartheid, whatever. Just generally, really - not just about ethnicity. Our media being less of a sprawl, too.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I would find it hard (if given some supernatural, time-travelling choice) to give up being British

Yes. I agree with that, although in my case it's probably just an 'old armchair' thing rather than being proud of anything. I'd quite like to be American actually but that's kind of on the level of British cinema goers of the 1930s-40s yearning to be American. America just seems to have more life..and I prefer American music to British.

David (David), Saturday, 19 June 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it's odd - having read though the whole thread, the only 'reason to be proud' I've found myself agreeing with is the BBC, perhaps the NHS too, and those are to me British rather than English. I can't pick people to be proud of because, as Ricardo said, they're not my achievements so much as an accident of nationality. Also, part of me feels that if I want to go around being personally proud of John Donne's poetry then I must needs consider myself culpable for Cromwell's massacre of the Irish (and also consider myself the victim! however that one works).

I think I find the whole idea of being proud of your home country to be a bit... not suspect, but alien? Loving it, yeah, I get that (although in the sense of crazy wild adoration London is more 'my home' than England could ever be, and indeed to me for a very long childtime London was England and I'd be all 'are we out of England yet?' in the back of the car going to Oxfordshire or somewhere) - it's often a despairing sort of love, but it's a love nonetheless.

I suspect that I am a Londoner first and British second and European third and 'English' really only gets a look-in when I'm saying, say, look at my obsession with class am I not too too terribly English, what? It's not that I'm unproud, ashamed, of the fact that I'm a native of England and brought up in its culture, it's that I don't see the need. My nationality, the bits of specifically English culture I grew up in, is and are part of me: why should I go around being proud that I am myself? It's enough, surely, just to be.

cis (cis), Saturday, 19 June 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

THREADKILLAH!

cis (cis), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, I don't think you killed the thread. I think it just got to the point where we all realised that people who have never had their national or cultural identity really kinda take it for granted. Which is a quite interesting thing to (re-)learn.

Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 21 June 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)


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